feather duster edishhhhhhhhhhhhh
poo smells lmao
got holland oates on
>>202002452reckon she was lying otherwise i feel you
craving a new england gf
Incelwalked around the gay bars for a bit then remembered how much I hate drag queens and gay pop music so came back to the hotel
I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
Might move to China.
humans dont belong in waterwhy should i learn how to swim
>>202002535why didnt you just incelwalk somewhere else
jesus christ, starmer is 62 assumed he was about 50 tops
>>202002587Was thinking of trying a bar but decided against
bros....
>>202002535kek oversaw my mum watching bargain loving brits in the sun and there's loads of drag acts over thereone was doing elton john and had a tiny piano made of cardboard
are clairo on the marlboro golds
remember when normies opened their windows and banged on pots for a minute every night at 8?
in soviet russia, poo scrans you!
>>202002618i feel it ive driven like 2 hours across a state to try some food only to walk around for 15 minutes and just drive back
>>202002625>bargain loving brits in the sunkino
>>202002620>died of a broken heartthis is how stupid dog owners are
How tall is this dude if you had to guess? I want a physique like that but I'm not sure it's conducive to my height. https://youtu.be/uhb6RNfKjbY?si=lgWsyy-x32g-KnOq
>>202002633Remember hearing my neighbours talk shit about me for never coming out to clap and bang pans.I was working through the entirety of lockdown on night shifts and they kept waking me up. Stupid cunts.
>>202002673it's real you horrible man
>>202002650I'm instead sat on my balcony sucking a peppermint vape and drinking beer watching gays walk past and listening to hardcore.Need a bf to take to gigs
regret eating those 3 teacakes
>>202002633bizarre. got judged by the freaks at toil for saying I didn't do it
Girlfriendberg has informed me that she will be 'mad' at me for the whole week
>>202002704Sitges? x
>>202002730Nah
The Darkness - Growing on Mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSP8zikWPDwsub edisssssshhhhhhhh
>>202002713Back in the day men wouldn’t tolerate this type of thing
>>202002457i own this in my country
>>202002681no safties or anything on an ssb what a retard
if you didn't applaud the NHS during COVID you are quite bluntly, not British.
>>202002798nice
>>202002665
>>202002798t. Ken Dodz
Coooorus
*walks into /brit/*
>>202002704>Need a bf to take to gigsword
>>202002681Slight shorter than a cheap squat stand.So 5'10" ish
>>202002810I'm not British though...I'm fucking ENGLISH and PROUD
what makes a book a novel?
Labour were in opposition for 14 years watching the Tories destroy the country with their policy of cutting spending. Now that they're in power what do they do? Cut spending.Utterly mind boggling
>>202002835sharing 'aribos x
It began with Kursk and it ends with Kursk.
>>202002873Second dude was so oblivious
>>202002910the wef demands it
>>202002878Honestly the time I feel alive is in the middle of a pit
im barmy for barmer
>>202002798yes daddy
all in here>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
Why do women always have so many mobile browser tabs openI think for them about 70-100 is normal, but I've seen 600
smoking a cig about to roll blunt
>>202002910there's never any need for austerity but labour are no different to the conservatives now
>>202002835>>202002912omds *
>>202002910>Labour complain about the Tories having destroyed the NHS causing massive wait times>Labour have been in charge of the NHS for Wales the entire time>Wales has the worst wait time in the country for NHS patientsTruly boggles the mind. More foreigners should sort it out.
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
Do you reckon Smartschoolboy9 is a regular here?Also why’s it always the British that do shit like this and look this way as well?
>>202003020is he cooming
When it comes to height, you're either a 5 or a 6>Oh um err but I'm 5'11 so-Yeah and little Timmy tells everyone he's 5 years and 11 months old, but nobody says he's 6
I'll I've eaten today is a tesco sandwich and a can of fosters
>>202003036You ate an entire beer can?
>>202003036fat cunt
wot like an octogon or summat
>>202003034I'm 5'11 and tell everyone I'm 5'9. Then they say I'm lying and I'm at least 6'1.People are retards and have no idea on height because everyone lies and says they are 6 foot.
for me it's the six continent modeleuropeamericaaustralasiaasiaafricaantarctica
>>202003048the dire extent of pozzie level humour
Winston Churchill was an alcoholic psychopathic pig who killed millions
>>202003128And that's a GOOD thing
>202002910Imagine still thinking Parliament has any actual relevance
>>202003128t. Sagar Patel
>>202002633wasnt it once a week?
education doesn't actually serve a purpose to ay industry. it's literally just always been a way of expanding the middle class
>>202003140Oh fucking shut up you stupid twat
>>202003144i'm no fan of Indians but the truth is the truth
>>202002988the champ
>>202003034The reality of being a 5'11" man in the UK
>eat a healthy salad>/brit/: "fat cunt"
>>202003128was he the main villain of ww2?
>>202002695Waking you up at 8pm for a night shift? Sounds like they were doing you a favour
just had a fly land on my bollocks
>>202002713The reason? There are no reasons. Who needs reasoning when you have estrogen?
>>202003184absolutely
>>202003174Imagine using such a website
right then lads i'm off to watch telly n fall asleepBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>202003160Not an argument
tired but want to stay up a bit longer
>>202003189I worked midnight until 8am so I normally slept 2/3pm until 10pm. They kept waking me up early
Get the bubble butt worked on.
I was 20 and then blinked and now I'm 35
>>202003174Thing is you have to exclude all the non white if it's only anglos then 5'11 is about average
i'm just a silly boyfailure :3
>>202003218Don't need to imagine, I just did. Just googled "height percentile" and clicked the first thing
>>202003169
does anyone here still read books even though theyre not students anymore?
>>202003036heathiest /brit/ poster
Britain has gone from being an homogenous, disciplined and decent nation which once ruled a third of the globe to a fetid open sewer full of morbidly obese, illiterate, tattooed chavs, primitive and neurologically diverse jihadis, sexual perverts, Balkan pickpockets, pink-haired student activists with the IQ of an ill-maintained Indesit fridge freezer, mithering, stupid, self-flagellating, Actimel-swigging middle-class liberals, drug lords from the dusty arid wastes of what was once called Turkestan, weird and troubled men-women and women-men, and excitable hordes from the Maghreb and the Levant who have fled terror and repression in their own lands and now wish to establish both here, inshallah
>>202002457>edishhhhhhhhhhhhh>>202002473>poo smells lmaoSpainpaedo!
Corr check this one out! I'd be massive!
>>202003262brorke science
>>202003085I'm actually 6ft and somethings think I should tell people i'm shorter. Might steal your idea and start telling people i'm 5'10.
>>202003291yah pretty much
>>202003279YES good grief
>>202003292are you calling me (the OP) spainnonce as well as poo smells tranny?
>>202003279recently finished a book on history and finance
>>202003320yeah i'm 6ft bang on but never like saying that. gf is 5'2 tho so doesn't really matter
>>202003340dont you find you get information much faster just by using the internet
Britain has gone from being a white backwards homogenous grey shithole, disciplined and oppressive nation which once ruled a third of the globe to a fetid open borders paradise full of plus size queens, illiterate, tattooed chavs, primitive and neurologically diverse jihadis, sexual perverts, Balkan pickpockets, pink-haired student activists with the IQ of an ill-maintained Indesit fridge freezer, mithering, stupid, self-flagellating, Actimel-swigging middle-class liberals, drug lords from the dusty arid wastes of what was once called Turkestan, weird and troubled men-women and women-men, and excitable hordes from the Maghreb and the Levant who have fled terror and repression in their own lands and now wish to establish both here, inshallah
>>202003291what a shame...imagine what it will be like in another 20 years
eating roasted and salted pistachio kernelsearthy and mild, perfect for snackingby asda
Quite like this Tudor watch but I’m reluctant to buy it because of the whole “poor man’s Rolex” reputation that they have
>>202003283fewer than 500 calories consumed today yet I just did 50 pushupsWhat is calories=energy again?Seems like a myth
leave it on substack next time yeah?
And today in this country's finished
>>202003275
>>202003321>>202003321>>202003321
you best start believing in dystopiasyou're in one
>>202003348Adam
>>202003354>arsenic under the elmsis that the wind in the willows sequel
>>202003398mental how badly you mindraped him
Always find it quite funny how some girls pride themselves on having those weird BDSM test results like they're so different and freaky and then make it their whole identity, whereas I'm completely vanilla and boring on the surface but I know I'm an actual freak with weird subdued serial killer thoughts
>>202002620>leave your dog in a shelter>the shelter kills the dog>the shelter says the dog did not want food>the shelter says "it was a broken heart" dog owners are retarded
mass murderer, war criminal, psyschopath, alcoholic, this is the so called "hero" of the second world war
>>202003398>GUYYYSYYSYSY GUYSSS GUYSSS GUYSSS LOOOOOOOK LOOOK AT WHAT I POSTED HEYHEHEHEHEHEHHEE>MUMMY MUMMY COME SEE WHAT I DID WITH MY /BRIT/ FRIENDS TODAY ISNT IT SO FUNNY HAHAH WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN
>>202003387>second class lettersOh no now my junk mail will only be delivered twice a week! People might have to pay the extra 10p or whatever it is to send it first class
>>202003414you think that 27 seconds after my OP i managed to break 4chan by then posting again,and you think that spainnonce is behind both edishhhhhhhhhh OPs and poo smells tranny?
>>202003449>>202003424
>>202003359theres JOY in the JOURNEY of READING
>>202003449Shut the fuck Adam you sad little freak. Get a life.
>>202003279Not allowed to answer because I'm a studentBut I do read outside of my subject
mental how badly he mindraped him
>>202003463>>202003469You do this all the time the posting timing is so predictable.I can almost envision you switching to your other phone to type in the captcha and spam the same low quality shit its not hard to do for a subhuman like you who does it every day its just second nature to act like this. You are a literal parasite. Nothingmore,
dancing to my tune like I'm the pied piper
>>202003445
>>202003508idk why you think my very docile OP is spainnonce pal but ok have fun
>>202003387>Royal Mail’s owner has proposed reducing deliveries of second-class letters to two or three days a week, cutting nearly 1,000 jobs and saving £300m a year in the process. Ofcom is studying those proposals, and said it would make a decision next year.>£300 million savedlol whatever not even costing a tenth of thatthey are just making shit up now
And he 100% mouthbreaths while he does it while muttering and giggling to himself
>GUYYYSYYSYSY GUYSSS GUYSSS GUYSSS LOOOOOOOK LOOOK AT WHAT I POSTED HEYHEHEHEHEHEHHEE>MUMMY MUMMY COME SEE WHAT I DID WITH MY /BRIT/ FRIENDS TODAY ISNT IT SO FUNNY HAHAH WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN
>>202003523arse shagger more like
Sir Arse Shagger
>>202003541The fact you are so fucking triggered by me exposing you is enough to confirm its you. Unbearable scourge of this thread. Kill yourseflffffffffffffff
I Am Canadian
>The 507-year-old Royal Mail is pushing for postal reforms while its parent company is the subject of a £3.57bn takeover attempt by Czech billionaire Daniel Kretinsky. I guess he couldn't find a premier league team for sale
>>202003532I'm white
Shoodilley-wop, shoodilley-woop, ooh woah-ohEeh-ooh, eeh-ooh, ooh-eeh-oohShoodilley-waddliley-diddley-diddley woh-oh-oh, zeen
>>202003594twat
>>202003477i enjoy reading this because its like a dailymail headline but dont see the joy normally
>>202003596you are canadian
>>202003600>Kretinskybanter name
>>202003619>>202003596>MUMMMY MUMMMY COME SEE WHAT I DID ARENT I A CLEVER BOY
>>202003619you are poor in runescape and in real life
sir queer spanker
>>202003604post handyou won't
got radio 5 live on
>>202003547>£300 million saved Obviously that's a very high estimate just to try and make good PR but even then it's for the private company that owns them, not the taxpayer.Another wonderful decision by our previous government
>>202003645sent that sexless twat to the dusty pages of death's office
>>202003655based
sir troon chaser
I go and let him ruin the remainder of the thread and fuck everything up like always and find everyway to kill this thread while idiots feed him and cheer him on and giggle to themselves.
l think Churchill did fine. He didnt start the war and was bought in because we wanted to win it and not surrender. He wasnt a nice fella or a hero but that wasnt his job. Also he wanted to keep going and push the commies out of Europe and desperately wanted to keep the Empire strong he was basically Rorke's dream.
>>202003687dire gimmick
Sir Cum Sharter
>>202003654
>>202003279Yeah, love a good scifi novel me, been reading Le Guin recently
>>202003722Trip on
sir elton john
mad how that lane fella on mad men killed him senhangedhorrible stuff
>>202003279yeah but slowly
>>202003711fat cunt
>>202003687
>the eire thread with 40 replies was posted at 4pm
>>202003711clearly shoppednice self own
nikicado was actually in a fat suit the whole timeyou all fell for it
been bumming trannies since rorke was still pooing his nappies yet he has the audacity to lecture me on tradition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foiIkoA1zMI2024 coming in with some Rasta Soul!!!! It's never getting old!
>>202003711Twink
>>202003442Ktimt
>>202003729I've never been a tripfag in my decade+ on 4chins
>>202003756was posting his hairy pooey inflamed arsehole part of the ruse
>>202003736not 1/10th as fat as the obese bastard known as Winston Churchill
>>202003742
>>202003444doesn't happen
>>202003790not 1/10th as based as him
was geniunely devastated when i heard that skylar vox was having a breast reduction but actually they don't look bad at all the surgeon did a good job
>>202003777You realise how unbelievable this sounds to anyone
these hentai ads have nipples in them now
Saw a bunch of hetero couples walking past the gay fetish and cruosing bars earlier, wonder what they thought
>>202003828She's all fat now
>>202003444Alri sheed
new wog neighbour is always outside shouting on the phone in african why the fuck are they all like that
>>202003828Isn't she obese and covered in tribal tattoos now?
>>202003444bahhahahah
Really high now
On the dating app toil>Looks at old people pressing the buttons on slot machines for hoursHaha what idiots*Goes back to swiping*
>>202003839woke gone mad
>>202003842>>202003879i love how chunky she is but yeah the tats are awful, they always are
>>202003883Kill yourself
>>202003886Sounds like stress I don't need
going to check out my local gang weed chapter tomorrow
>>202003899Likewise
No (You)s and he still does it. All day every day.
>>202003841are they allowed in to gawp or do the big muscly bdsm bouncers do them in if they try
Girl from toil was telling me how her boyfriend was coming to pick her up but when 'he' arrived 'he' turned out to be a huge FtM tranny dyke with a walking stick. Absolutely mental.
awfly tired
>gave all of eastern Europe over to the soviets>destroyed the British empire>responsible for the deaths of millions of civilian deaths in Germany and Bengal>destroyed the French empire>utterly ruined Europe and European world powerIs this really someone who should be held in high regard or be considered a hero?
>>202003930The one bar had a big sign with "no women, no drag queens, men only" on it kek
>>202003928Autistic compulsion A fella that's a slave within his own body
Skyping the American gf soon got any memes to share?
People trying to record the Qiantang River in China on video were swept away by floodwaters.https://streamable.com/hr3503
Ripping up some leaflets
>>202003952Why are FTMs always obese?
>>202003959>gave all of eastern Europe over to the sovietshe didnt want to. He wanted to push them out and they got rid of him.
>>202003986You can't libel the dead
ciabattas are so much penger than any other type of roll
>>202003960like bloody taliban terrorists what is this saudi arabia gone no-gonot the woodstock spirit i remember
lnterogating the American suspect soon, got any clues to share?
>>202004004lies, stalin and churchill were buddy buddy at the various conferences and jokingly decided the fates of millions of people over alcohol and cigars
https://youtu.be/V2-aRHd0kLw?feature=shared&t=47screaming at the air horns in this phil collins classic
>and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...well /brit/?
>>202003990Comorbidity innit. Seeing more and more of these 20-odd year old FtM trannies with walking sticks.Testosterone fucks their bones and breast binding fucks their backs up.I'd feel sorry for them but they are in an evil child abuse cult so fuck them.
>>202003959he wanted to continue the fight against the soviets after the german surrender and the empire was already in decline post ww1he was an ardent imperialist, i don't know why you are pinning the empire's decline on him
slander is spokenlibel is printedthanks spiderman movie!
God I hate [blank]
>>202004039>liesmate just use google
>>202004039he literally lost the first election after the war because he wouldnt stop warning about the spread of Communism.
>>202004049lies, Churchill was the biggest friend of the USSR
>>202003140this
Sucking a poo niggy
>>202004032Kek
>>202003959>gave all of eastern Europe over to the soviets>destroyed the British empire>responsible for the deaths of millions of civilian deaths in Germany and Bengal>destroyed the French empire>utterly ruined Europe and European world powerAmerican is most responsible for these
>>202004019Stalin isn't deadhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._K._Stalin
>>202003981Bahahha they really have no understanding of their own mortality, fucking asians
zoomer girls are unironically saying "mogged" nowmad how autistic lingo I used to write on looksmaxxing websites 10 years ago has broken into the normiesphere
And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those dastardly Jews!!!
>>202004043why do they love their air horns so much
>jerkin the gherkin in the shower>apartment smells like boiled cum
>>202004150you mean egirls that want to get lonely men to give them money
Canadian flag is underage always has to be center of attention, here all the time. Another attention where is the Swedish poster. Truly insufferable
>>202004150just think in another few years theyll all be talking about sucking moss balls and doing gay porn shuffles
>>202004150Even fucking gem and coal have escaped to normoid twitter
Are secondary school reunions a thing in the UK?
>>202004004>>202004049churchill never seriously considered operation unthinkable was plausible
>>202004183Spainpaedo is one of them. Makes sense you think that.
>>202004205well it wasnt it would have been a terrible decision
>>202004205The nukes would have come in handy desu
>>202004150a lot of this language is normal amongst them now, a lot of incel lingo too, I shouldn't care but I hate the people who use it
>>202004200>in the UK?FOY
I know whats wrong with me. I just dont know how to fix it.
more of a WWI fan personally
Mental how badly I mindraped them
kind of amazing how awful modern simpsons is, EVERYTHING falls flat, there's not a hint of comedy or wit anywhere, it's impressively soulless
A single light is all I need to banish their darkness.
>>202004268the mindchildren?
>>202004259Wish I knew more about the Crimean War
>>202004268mental how badly you mindraped them
>>202004268>>202004288Done him. HAHHAHHA
>>202004284All simpsons is modern. You think the old ones came out in medieval times or something?
Mighty Jah, I King who make all good things possibleTo be alone, I call when my heart is in troubleKeeper of my soulJah is in controlAll ye weary souls - Rasta door is wide openThe love of Jah so greatTrod up and keep the faithNo time to contemplate or linger no moreExalt Jah name!Exalt Jah name!For He is worthy!
cold war diplomacy is more interesting than ww1 or ww2
>>202003924>>202003924>>202003924
>>202004316don't be a pedantic little smartarse or i'll give you hiding young man
>>202004288
>>202004293Russia got put in a box
>>202004284if you want to see another show like that, watch ted lassothe premise sounded funny so I have it a go, had to bin it after 2 episodesyou could feel the catty HR women script writers oozing out of it
>>202004311>>202004268>drops his other iphone >fuck ufck i need to reply in atleast 30 seconds or .... ahhhh why wont the captcha load>ha i posted it again
>>202004350The only hiding you do is when you see a black man coming towards you
>>202004284humor is not allowed in wokeland
Sad days when people reply to gingerpedo in earnest
>>202004383as of this post i am now convinced you don't deserve basic human dignity, goodbye
>>202004342Child murder champs of the world baybeeeNorway had a good year in 2011Israel is running away with it this yeah t b h
>>202004427
>>202004436cute boy
canadian flag rolled up and inserted down the ol' jappers
>>202004446You frighten me and I hope you're known to law enforcement
>>202004477Wow you either have a tiny flag or a massive cock!
>>202004477trip o' dubs
>>202004342cringe
>>202004465yeah anyway you seen her new onlyfans post? an audible CORRRRRR escaped my lips as i opened it up at church this morn
scranned an entire sicilian lemon cheesecake
Just popped a lucozade sport orange in the fridge ready for brekkie
My arse is shattered
>>202004538
>>202004538fat cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfeN2nC8vfkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXHjw0xzsEmad how I started listening to rasta music as a joke for a gimmick and actually started liking it, suspect this is what happens to BBC posters
do you reckon the average normie has at least mildly leftypol political views these days?
>>202004611I don't have a bloody clue to be honest
>>202004538Alri' fat bastard
aussie school girls legs
>>202004606FOSYEG
Brapules(pronounced like Hercules)
>>202004582Too many fat cocks lad?
Would be absolutely brill if the homosexuals and nonce freaks could stop posting here
>>202004661Not enough!
>>202004465>didn't like it at all>I did love the christmas chapterstupid bitch
Well lads the brat summer is over Did we all have a good time?
>>202004672I've been posting intermittently since the days of fatcam and craven
>>202002469>>202002469>>202002469
>>202004436I know a pooner who looks like this
