mammals of britain edish
Got stones in your ears? I asked what side you're on, Gray-Mane or Battle-Born
powerful edish
>>202014588corr spaff
>>202014588Right well
going around the local park vaccuuming errant dog poos up my arse
>>202014588massive rump that
>>202014588I need to shag a woman like this one dayWill probably pay for it as can't risk my family by shagging a civilian
>>202014539Surely not
>>202014614good man
I had a bad dream today. I was in London, lurking on the streets. And throughout all of my walk I haven't seen A SINGLE British person. All just hideous negroes and brownoids. The streets were dirty like in Pakistan, and the smell was awful like in India. I've came across several mosques during my path. The Britain was DONE! Totally and ultimately. I woke up in a cold sweat...Why are you doing this to yourselves, bongbros? If you disappear this would be the unhealing wound for all the Humanity...
>>202014614fucking sccrooomging
>>202014649*does a horrible sloppy poo all over my hands and lathers it into your hair like shampoo*
>>202014670done him
anyone read the new /brit/ patch notes yet
well rorke?
>>202014649keep an eye out for russian drone strikes egor
>>202014695yeah i thought they got rid of the gay incels but you're still here
i can be successful without being normal
morning brit is the best brit
Anyone else notice their cum loads getting smaller and less voluminous with age?How can I combat thisCaptcha: X0000
clean shave on the cards today
Why do so many people work in recruitment Seems like our professional services economy is 50% recruiters
i can be humble i can be modest i can still be cute as an autist
Hello lads, what of my country's capital appeals to you? Prostitutes? Bars?Whenever I go to Riga, I hear you before I see you
>>202014722stop cummingget the zinc scranned
>>202014722Yes, and my cock too
cant focus on studying so im chillen outside with the caberge
I am in love with audrey from twin peaks
>>202014722zinc and magnesium
So apparently this is rorke
>>202014743always get you mixed up with lithuania
>>202014768clearly isn't.
>>202014743Never been, will probably never go
>>202014743Is it good for prostitutes?
>>202014743lack of POC
>>202014768Nature's fleshlight
>>202014743My friend was in Riga for work and said every second building was boarded up
>>202014796
>>202014743I understand that the cheap airfares and at least a relatively recent status of being a more obscure holiday destination are part of t
business idea: 24 hour chinky
in bed farting
>>202014822What type of hideous glutton wants a 3am Chinese
>>202014838me when i wake up at 10pm
>>202014810mad how croptops always look fake on men
Idea for Queer Farmer:Force every shop in the country to become online only so prolific shoplifters starve to death
Good morning team.Lets get this dread.
Biz idea: war chants for office workers
>>202014539Where are the big-chebed slags
this is my world today
>>202014864and then turn every shop into housing?
going to rain a bit tomorrow, scattered showers nothing too crazy, that'll be nice
>>202014891For migrants
>>202014793Slowly losing this. poos are coming in droves via forged docus and working illegal jobs + delivery>>202014797Some yes. Shopping centres, browns..>>202014811Makes sense. Architecture is nice, everyone loves old town. plus our folk holidays are getting popular
can't do anything in this bastard country half of those winter fuel payments were going to people in fucking nursing homes who already had the heating paid for meanwhile im wiping my arse with tissues cause ive ran out of bog roll
I stare into the camera and do the jim face whenever an aussie acts like it rains there
>>202014810This is what they call "you're almost there" on there
Right, I'm getting up, time for a shower and wash out me arse, then brekkie then off to the gay beach for the day.>>202014856Crop tops look great on men with proper wide shoulders and lats
>>202014905finally stopped raining here looking like spring has begun
>>202014928Tissues are more expensive than toilet roll
>>202014946it's getting hot but my jacaranda tree hasn't started blooming yet
gonna go kitchen and get my grub on
>>202014952that's beyond the point
my head feels like there's a frenchman living in it
humiliation ritual
>huehuehue mi jacaranda
>>202014552NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
she suckin on my hawk till i tuah
>>202015005I think that idea has already been done, it's called, "marriage"
>>202015005>If I can refer you to section 10 paragraph 4 subclause 10, "Rusty Trombones"
>>202015032- Derek, 72, Great Missenden
>>202015044kek
>>202015003Develop
>>202015005these peopel ares o autistic they think if u write somethin git's true
>>202015074bit early to be on the drink diego
>>202014856Men and women have different fat distribution (at the cellular level but also across different regions of the body).Women store fat in the thighs, bingo wings and arse. Men store fat in the waist and belly. Just one of the reasons why it's always immediately obvious you're looking at a man's stomach and not a woman's.
>>202015005This is low key so cute
>>202015070non
>>202015074Interesting thought experiment to compare this schoolyard bullshit with actual prenups
>>202015084Also musculature differs. I can tell a man's arse (back focused, hot) from a women's arse (peachy, sides, wide, not hot) easy
>>202015084I store fat in my thighs and my belly, am I trans?
>>202015005i had a gf in highschool that gave me a zippo lighter with our names on one side and "forever" on the other for our 2 month anniversary and we broke up before our third month together kek
>>202015116...prefer not to say
>>202015084trans women are women though so not sure what male fat distribution has to do with anything
have a day off 190
>>202015114>women's arse (peachy, sides, wide, not hot)ktim
Did mdma on saturday nightnot worth it tbqh, slept a total of 6 hours this weekend. don't even feel the rolling comeup anymore that I used to, and I only do it a couple times a year
>>202015083projec ton
>>202015129meds now
>>202015125You kept it though didn't you so she was sort of rightShe will always be in your heart
>>202015125Geoff? You kept it?
rorke setting his phone to military time
>>202015125why did you keep it
pooooo hahapoo poo bum bum
>>202015157Charlff
>>202015148go nonce a dog, faggot
>>202015191wtf
>>202015106>GitanesProper breakfast that
>>202015141ohh you're hard
>>202015163It's not military it's just common senseThe frogs and that do it by default because they're not medieval retards
>>202015141blog on you insufferably boring bastard
i just wanna be rorke's sigma ~
any completely undeserving of love and happiness man in
lethal odours emanating from my arse after last night’s Sunday roast
>>202015054wtf does this mean?
aura this aura that why don’t you get an education aura job
I keep telling my (32m) parents "I'm not gay, I'm just a loser.
>>202015234???
got an embarrassing stain on my favourite shorts
>>202015227Use your brain
>>202015223had a roast then went to the pub then had pakora ‘bab on the way home farting up a racket here now
>>202015210ktim, my soul is dogshit, i have a lot of work to do before i'm worthy of any affection whatsoever
>>202015247boring blog
Doing an anal douche
just browned my trousers
>>202015210yup me cos i'm ugly and evil
>>202015249i did and don't understand
>>202015204I got it in an antiques shop in Rennes x
>>202015207whinge the fuck on incel
>>202015267diego i had a dream about you last night
>>202015154true>>202015157kek>>202015169its a perfectly good zippo lighter, i dont use it anymore but its still good
>>202015273There are some things that you will never understand
>>202015205that's what your mum said lol
dis nigga named Peter
>>202015278looking at guides and pirated ebooks is no substitute for actual drawingif you are not putting pen to paper for hours and hours every day you will NEVER git gud
>>202015262just dripped brown sauce from my bacon toastie on me duvet
Fast & Furious 7: Rorke's Drift
you cannot post the peters
>>202015324gutted
nigga smoking a peter cig
>>202015324>eating in bedgrim
>>202015316How about 30 minutrs every day, what can I get for that
>>202015353about tree fiddy
eating ham and cheese bagels in bed at the mo
been getting approached by old ladies at the shops/cafe whatever asking if i have a girlfriend
naught wrong with being named peter
>>202015363>ham and cheese bagels (plural)fat bastid
what's the best flavor of bonne maman
>ywn share a few pawtucket patriot ales with peter and quagmire and joe and cleveland in the clamwhy live
anyone here from the north? have you wondered why your ancestors didnt move to london?
>>202015350what's wrong with it?
>>202015400Raspberry jam
>>202015414the north was an industrial powerhouse
>>202015400for me personally it's the wild blueberry conserve
rorke doing the breathing exercises his therapist taught him when a black gentleman gets on his bus
>>202015383hit that old kitty
>>202015414Mine moved from London to Yorkshire to set up wool processing factories
>>202015417does it have seeds?
>>202015415crumbs and that
>>202015441i don't think they're flirting with me, just chatting away, most of them are foreign too
>>202015383get that pensioner poontang laddy
>>202015437i thought northerners were all slaves to factory owners thoughever
>>202015455can just hoover them up
>>202015383deck them pedos
you'd probably get at least 10 (You)s if you named your kid rorke and posted proof heremight be worth it not sure
once when me and a few mates were having breakfast in a cafe a group of old ladies mocked us for looking like the cast of big bang theory
addd uarr draa itnw oskn
>>202015495wcreaminmg
>>202015478the working class are always going to be slavesdoesn't matter if they're southern or northern
>>202015495>old ladies>knowing tbbtdoubt
>>202015449Yeah, not very noticeable though
Just seen David Kelly and Jo Cox together at Peterborough service statiom
>>202015495done you up like a kipper
>>202015506it's a pretty well known show
Just pulled out a 2cm nosehair
>>202015495people have said i look like sheldonfucking grim
1hr a day is enough to get good at anything in a year
having sinful thoughts again
need to tidy the flat before the new tumble dryer arrives, don't want the workmen knowing I'm a complete slob
>2cm nosehairliterally a spot on description of my willer
im a gay poo incel
>>202015547didn't spare a seconds thought for nosehair right up until about a year ago when suddenly it started growing like japanese knotweed
>>202015558trust me bro you will shit be shite at dota2 or sc2 after playing it 1 hour a day for a year365 hours is not even close enough to be actually good
Mysterious smell in my flat today
>>202015567wonder if you had a really really thin willy if you could roll it up like a millipede when you're not using it then when you get a boner it springs out like a party blower
>>202015587Okay maybe a couple of longer sessions on weekends
got frasier on
>>202015605
If you're high IQ you can do anything
>>202015506post was probably made by a 20 year old who thinks women in their late 30s are old
>>202015634there was some study of chess geniuses and it was like as long as you have 125 iq then you can do it hardwork becomes the bigger thing after that130 iqers rekting 160 iqers who put more hours in
>>202015605poor bear in an enclosure
all these people drinking lovers spit
>>202015618has he figured out to do with the scrambled eggs yet
>>202015634Stephen Hawking couldn’t walk.
>>202015649tru
>>202015674Stephen hawktuah lol
Scrumming
>>202015587why should i trust you
>>202015684scrumpeting
francisco goya drawing some crazy ass shit tho
>>202015688cos i played both those games a lot and know how long it takes to get good (even with background in moba and rts)
just started doing the dishes, how mental is that
>>202015715absolute height of american intellectual analysis on display here
>>202014670looooool
>>202015737shabadoobie
>>202015732just filled up my sink with hot water myself saying I will do them later although I probably won't haha
>>202015758kiss me
Labour were in opposition for 14 years watching the Tories destroy the country with their policy of cutting spending. Now that they're in power what do they do? Cut spending. Utterly mind boggling
>>202015759that's basically what I've just done what are we like eh? aha x
>>202015728i could do it, quite easily too
Mental how insecure I am about reading despite the fact i'm the only person at toilzone who reads and i'm better read than 99% of the population
>between last October and June the Palestine related protests in London cost the metropolitan police £42.9 milluoy according to a new report
>>202015297Why did you block out your name?
>>202015784go get masters in sc2 with only 365 hours played so you can even do it quickergo do it matei dare you
>>202015778they're cutting spending differently though. cutting from department X is not the same as cutting department Y
>>202015763*licks the nape of your neck using only the very tip of my tongue*
>>202015732suds-soaked hands clacked out this post
>>202015788why would u get insecure about reading
>>202015792the protestors aren't costing the taxpayers 42mthe government's palestine policy is costing the taxpayers 42m
>>202015807How so
>>202015782lol xx
>>202015793
rape
>>202015793done him
>>202015788BLUDS LOOKING AT TEXT ON A PAGE LMAOOOOOO
>>202015852The Raped
>>202015824Just dont think im that well read or good enough to give my opinion on things yet x
>>202015830idk
>>202015788t. Rubén Sellés
>milluoy
taking a NEET nap
>>202015870Why would you need an opinion on it? You've either found Wally or you haven't
i reckon miss letby will need a husband after getting out of prison
>>202015870just say everything you've read is shite and you'll come across as well read
>>202015917I reckon she'll need a few
pure carnage from the latest /brit/ meetup
>>202015940ONESTEPBEYOOOOOONNND
Saturn Devouring His Son
>>202015917>getting out of prison>getting outdon't think so mate
might have a smoke in garden and think about things..
>>202015954Uranus devouring my knob
>>202015968still smoking poo, are you?
>>202015880Duckduckgo'd this thinking it would be some insightful latino philosopher
>>202014956>jacaranda treegood lad
HAIRDRESSERHAIRDRESSERhttps://youtu.be/Pu3VMqgx2MQ
>>202014956>jacaranda treeaint that the prime minister of new zealand
>>202015870who are you talking to about books you said yourselv none of them read
>>202016007scromiting
*assumes the position*
>>202015954yeah the painter of that one obviously wasn't doing too well was he
might wear a hat
>>202016050mental that he painted that on a wall in secret while quietly going insane
they want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The Pattern
bears are just massive dogs to be honest
>might wear a hat
Second day of alcoholismtoil
>“He started kissing me... and he just looked up at the ceiling and said, ‘I’m just debating whether I should rape you or not. Out of the blue he just grabbed me by the throat, smashed me to the back of the bed, strangling me extremely hard.”>Anna says he then raped her.>She says after the attack, Mr Tate sent her disturbing text messages and voice notes about rape and sexual violence.>“Am I a bad person? Because the more you didn’t like it, the more I enjoyed it,” he said in a voice note.>In a text he wrote: “I love raping you.”Reported to the police but deemed to have no evidence. Did they have rape swabs back in the day that detected forcible entry?
>>202016159Someon's got to do it!
>>202015796well thered have to be people actually playing that boomer ass game to do so but i still could
today I will enjoy my sosij Aussie-style
a du dad drri rato ans wk n
drinking pva glue
>>202016165Let's see her texts back
Mad how Free Speech Elon sued Top Gear for making jokes about his car
>>202016187whys he got a little pair of black trousers on
really like animals but i reckon id get so bored working in a zoo or somethingnot sure why, just a feeling ive got
>>202016225What do you do instead
>>202015880LmaoDai Younge is taking the piss tbf
>>202016225fascinating, any other feelings you'd like to share?
>>202016182very nice
the lonely gooner seems to crank his hog at night
>>202015827Actually mate I'm pretty sure it's the protestors
>>202015210Alri
>>202016273sometimes when we're most sure of something is when we're actually wrong
>>202016225maybe they become your mates though, you dont get sick of your own catberg
Mad how not more lads make a hundred thousand books selling some of the old books that have been in their family for six generations
>>202014539Luv Synapsida me x
>>202016165Guarantee this is some bizarre bdsm shit
>>202016236prefer not to say>>202016239feeling a bit emotionally vulnerable right now desu, any advice?>>202016302good point tbf, love my catberg, think im willing to take back my previous comment upon reflecting
>>202016176cope already getting excuses lmao
>>202014539Ears on that bat
>>202015827and how much are the bankers bonuses costing us, pray tell?
>>202014539We don't have fucking WOLVES, do we??
>>202016401we used to, and bears as well x
homeless people despawn at nightdon't be guilt tripped
>>202016401Enviromentalists want to reintroduce them to scroteland for some bizarre reason
Free Palestine n that
>>202016217dont know actually he looks a bit gay and that lot like dressing up
>>202016375I love chihuahuas
>>202016427They're hoping a few Scots will be eaten
don't see much jayposting nowadays why is that
a wild Scotland completely overrun by large packs of aggressive wolves, that's the dream
>>202016499Cracking birds them
"a wolf did it"
>>202016202giz, d'better than the piss im drinking now(tooheys)
bought a dildo to see if I'd like bumsex but it just did nothing for me at all. there aren't any nerves for pleasure down there what do benders get out of it
>>202016612you might be like me, tiny little prostate
whichever one of you keeps coming into /mena/ needs to fuck off, I can tell you're a right neek by the way you post and it will lead to me being associated with you
>>202016612it's not sex, it's self-hatred manifesting in masochismwhat's the point of being violated if you're doing it to yourself?
anyone else's fingernails grow insanely fast?
>>202016639Loool that's me
>>202016639ktim
>>202016664wahey
>>202016639lol this is me
IT'S HAPPENING
Singh did a poo in the streetA train ran over his cousin Pajeet Rajesh did a scam on the interwebsAs lovely Priya showed me her chebs
so exhausting when american culture wars make their way over here
just back from jobcentretoil
>>202016713what's the madlad gonna be up to this time?
>>202016664what a handsome doggo
>>202016774>>202016774>>202016774
>>202016427always think of the very end scene of peep show when I hear this factoid
>>202016639Why are you there
>>202016822it's similar to /brit/
first!
