oboe edition
dogshite yank edish
poo egg.
so is it just me who has fast-growing fingernails?
>>202016804I hate when that happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLmKQKYPDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLmKQKYPDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLmKQKYPDMDJ DIEGO ON THE DECKS
>>202016812haven't got a clue how fast fingernails are meant to grow nor how fast mine grow
for me? it has to be a jam cream donut
>>202016832you what
>>202016812How fast do yours growI need to trim every week, dunno if that's fast
>>202016781https://youtu.be/XMvLHHjMOUI?feature=shared&t=230forgot about this so just had to search it, screaming
Reading about Friesland
>>202016846ZAMN those prices are brazyyyy
>>202016839gotta give mine a proper trim a few times a week
>>202016846Corr that monster slice of chocolate cake on the top right
>>202016854couple times a week
>>202016846leave it on reddit next time
>>202016881im bouta cum~
>>202016846carrot cake or flap'jak
just had my incel dinner (up n go and my fingernails and callouses)
>>202016866Not as good as Hamburgerland or Shakeland
>>202016774Pretty sure that’s a clarinet THOUGH
just moisturised the ol' face
>>202016846*buys all the eclairs*
>>202016939Know your way around a large black object do you
>>202016846Yeah giss a snot-block, cheers Nguyen
>>202016919aaaaaaaaaaa
You WILL consume the seed oils
>>202016954with your bf's spunk?
you lads ever caught a shiny pokemon?found several in my day
im back from Bratislava lads. very nice place. i was upgraded to business class on the flight back which was pretty sweet
>>202016939yes I think you're rightI've made a mistake
>>202017001nahwith moisturiser
>>202017010a few yeah, but i liked red and blue the most
>>202016832absolutely howling at this diego where did you find thissurprisingly hype too
Americans from New England saying y'all
Did the man blend the dairy solids with the mild tasting vegetable oil
>>202017053good lad
>>202016832the lads
>>202017035only ever had this once, was last year when I flew back from the UAE and even shagged two of the hijabi flight attendants because the plane was quite empty
finally not ill anymore
>>202017063thats how they get you
>>202017101Good lad
>>202017010caught a Shiny Geodude once
knackered i am
Why do straight people walk so slowly?
>>202017127good lad
lol
Getting the remaining alcohol poured down my throat by the Qantaslink hosties so there's less to clean up at the end of their shift
>>202017140Our arse muscles have not been toned by taking miles upon miles of cock
(8) donkey sound (8)
signature use
>>202017150bad lad (posting twitter screenshots)
d dr dra aaaw urnn dtk is o
>>202017159merked that homo
is space marine 2 worth it
toilstein is off for a week brought my steamdeck to work desu
>>202017178STOP POSTING THIS GARBAGE SPAM
>>202017150Horrible terfy bitch!
zoomers be like "you wrote :) that's signature"
me personally? never been in a single fight in my entire life was a timid lad and refused the few times I was challeneged to one due to being scared
Ritalinus Sinutus! *Snorts*
>>202017159Kek
>>202017176Humorous twitter screenshots are the heart and backbone of /brit/. Political, troony or otherwise non-humorous screenshots are the problem.
>>202017194 you said ' :/ ' was a signature of spaino albeit
>>202017194Answers on a postcard for what this anon is on about
>>202017213you are severely mentally ill
>>202016812>>202016854>>202016905suppose it depends on what you define an acceptable length asi like a good scratch so i'm not cutting them until they're looking silly
>>202017230hs?
>>202017212no they absolutely are notat the very least, backbone of /brit/ was a gross exaggeration
extrapolating a poo
Will cut my toenails when I start slicing my ankles open on them
>>202017299posted it again award
would you rather poo out your nose or mouth?
back from my 3 dayer for being racist
>>202017010Once got a random pokemon with pokerus.
v
>v
>>202017296yep
>>202017192just cause she doesn’t like blokes in dresses
Pooing out your mouth is an actual clinical signPretty much means you're fucked
>>202017387how does that even happen
>>202017359mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6WAcdY4yrU
>Zero experience of stimulant drugsStarting to think she's not as much of a friend of the gays as she says she is
I had one of the biggest poos ever last night but the toilet bowl was in no condition to be photographed. Wager it was at least 10 inches long, it went into the drain and ran up past the water line at the front of the bowl. Need to clean that bowl more just in case pictures of poos need taking.
di choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30O92akDeJ
>>202017394When it can't go the other wayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting
>>202017416who?
>>202017406
wiping my arse with the extra large balsam tissues again might as well be in auschwitz
>>202017470
>>202017485
Cor, lots of fit naked gays at this beach
>>202017464scary that. god i hate poo and pooing
>>202017469
>>202017500
Big Bad Brad
woke up feeling like shit. banking app and online banking still disabled. looked out the window and immediately saw a rat in the garden. fuck my shit life.
>>202017469Vile video
>>202017535roared at this post
the big, big bradthe reason i'm alive
sucking on a bowl of cullen skink
>>202017485mentle that if i were to hold this brad to my cock he would be visibly smaller than itlike a scary doctor who monster that isnt it the cock people
bradley walsh folks, great guy. funny guy. believe me i know. under my administration bradley posting was at its best. let’s give it up for bradley.
>>202017548fifa mentioned
NICK THE STRIPPERRRRRR
DEEJAYYY DIEEEAAAAGOOOO
>>202017535can we see the rat?
>>202017221now this I like
How do I live a good life in a bad world?
this week's plans:leave the house today (showered)not tomorrowleave the house wednesday (showered)not thursdayleave the house friday (showered)SIMPLE AS
>>202017485/brit/posters artificially inflating the worth of this doll on the second hand market leading to the confusion and delight of ebay resellers
lads fucking hell i was struggling to get this turd out for a good 30 minutes and finally it exited and cor blimeythis thing was at least 12 inches long 5 inches thick, body feels like a wind tunnel from my arsehole to my mouth
lidl bakery
>>202017613I do this. Only shower on days I exercise and leave the houseGo shopping after exercise so I don't need to go out or shower on a free dayProbably not good for me
>>202017546intense energy in this photo
>>202017618you will not
>>202017618aw bless
>>202017584no. maybe when i find it dead. i'm going to have to lay poison.
>>202017618can't post those
>>202017692lol
honestly going through rowlings twitter nothing she’s saying is too crazy
sex with olivia utley
>>202017546her hairline is maybe even worse than mine amd i'm a balding 35 year oldlife just isnt fair
someone should really do something about the scary spider in my bathroom
going to need to be doing a poo soon
>>202017692howling
was looking at the comments to this gay porn onlyfans I subscribe to and some of them are talking about how the creator's videos have helped them through bad times and other soppy nonsenseWhat the fuck? Do people unironically feel this way about porn?
>>202017708Yeah seems perfectly sane
>>202017478I was gonna write a post with the word auschwitz the other day but gave up because I couldn't figure out the spellingIt was a cracking post too what a shame
>>202017750SLYTHERIN
not sure where i stand on capital punishment
Brits and European continentals don’t celebrate Halloween. Why is that?
>>202017747bad times create horny menhorny men create gay porngay porn creates sexually satisfied mensexually satisfied men create bad times or something like that
>>202017750woah bro JK is going off the deep end with this tweet fr fr
>>202017747I simply cannot bring myself to believe that you're actually paying money for that shit and not just trying to rile the lads up
>was looking at the comments to this gay porn onlyfans I subscribe to
ah the classic yank makes up a fact about the UK to get attention because he is too dishonest to try and start an actual conversation with someone post
>>202017780cause it's american mate
>>202017780just don't, simple asalthough I do still usually watch a lot of spooky films at least
add user data into rosinalso during sad drug date answer to nonedo dream drawings draw upon data issues otherwise
>>202017747the worst grim runt behaviour ive seen from /brit/ in a while
>>202017817You all admitted the night before last that you don’t celebrate Halloween so I’m not really making anything up am I?
>>202017817you celebrate Halloween?
Mid 30's Japanese office lady gf
oh no not a rat outside minding his own business! I must go and poison all the animals!
>>202017843it is kind of a thing here but very minor, some children might go "trick or treating"but the main thing about halloween is that it is an excuse to have a night out or a party with women wearing the sluttiest clothes you can imagine
>>202017793>>202017800>>202017840well excuse me bloody hellthought I was among friends
>>202017780kids do trick or treatingpeople aged 16-30 often do halloween parties which are just an excuse for women to dress up as utter slags
>>202017883haiyaku... haiyaku... aaahh kimocheee~..
so, that was it was it? summer? fuck me.
still remember the time someone poisoned the neighbours cat and wondering what kind of person does something like that
thought the thumbnail was elton john for a momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7lN_yrT_TY
you CAN post the ratsyou CAN'T post the mice
>>202017916don't get me started mate
I don’t celebrate Halloween. I celebrate the traditional Gaelic festival of Samhain.
>>202017883
>>202017891these days any kind of party is an excuse for women to dress up as utter slags
>>202017889>a party with women wearing the sluttiest clothes you can imagineThis is an American import, Brits didn't do this until the film 'Mean Girsl' popularised it
>>202017940Bet you don’t even know how to pronounce it.
>>202017916goodhot weather in this country sucks, it's just muggy and stifling with no way to cool off except a shitty little fan
>>202017959>Brits didn't do this until the film 'Mean Girsl' popularised itcomplete bollocks
>>202017979>sucksFOY
>>202017780I thought Halloween was a British thing that Yanks stole and ruined with their commercial rubbish.
>>202017979Genuinely fuck off you grotty little bastardYou're only saying this because you never leave your smeggy childhood bedroom
nice to see thats the incels waking up now that we're complaining about women wanting to have sex
>>202017964to be fair putting an m where a w should be is just silly
Choosing to only use the phrases "War of Northern Aggression" and "Great Patriotic War"
>>202017964sawv-een
>>202017985I bet you are born after 2000
>>202018007oh yeah where's that?
it was 30c+ in Bratislava. Too hot quite frankly
cheeseplantberg flat refusing to utilise the nice coir pole I bought for it
you lads getting anything interesting for Christmas then?
>>202017548>>202017560KINO and LUDO
>>202018038Good thing i’m not in bratislava then eh?
>>202018032wrong!you're a smelly virgin that was never invited out LOL!
Forgot I bought an entire case of doritos on amazon while I was hungry and drunk the other night and now it's arriving today.Fuck am I supposed to do with 12 big share bags of pepperoni pizza flavoured doritos? I'm already fat enough
>>202018042I stopped caring about Christmas presents about 15 years ago, now when the 'rents ask me what I want I usually just tell them not to get me anything
>>202018088miserable cunt bet you’re a right laugh to be around
>haha look at how wacky I am when I'm drunk hoho look I made an impulsive purchase online because I drank too much hehe
>>202018075feed them to the duckbergs
>>202017996Long story short, kind of. It started with a few Celtic and Christian traditions but the Halloween we know today is an evolution of that and is largely American. It’s not been heavily commercialized though outside of horror movies coming out at that time.
LAZARUS THREW THE PARTYLAZARUS THREW THE FIGHT
The mad rush to say bless you when someone sneezes in the officeWFH gimps don't know this feel
>>202018073well i just was
>>202018100it's not that I dont appreciate the gesture, it's just as soon as I got a salaried job I just buy everything I want, I would have to deliberately not buy something to give mum the opportunity to buy it for me which just seems silly
>>202017890yeah friends just don't back friends' bad choices x
>>202018115thank fuck
he's a big guy
Absolutely despise nephewberg because he's a spoiled little cunt. Last Christmas, when he was opening his gifts he was demanding to open the big ones first. Everyone was telling him to start small and build up to the big (and better) ones. He threw a tantrum and they eventually decided to let him open the big ones first.I tried to discourage it by telling everyone not to cave into him and make him start small, if you let him do this he'll just throw tantrums whenever he doesn't get his way etc. I was accused of ruining Christmas. He opened the big one and refused to open any of the smaller ones, much to the despair of his grandparents who never got to see him open their gifts. The little cunt.mumberg has already warned me about my behaviour for Christmas this year
just bought some firetraps
>>202018163imagine the knot
>>202018147such is adulthood
>>202018171I think we're twins
>>202017750pretty common sentiment
>>202018158Enjoy never getting blessed I guess
>>202018195the day of the frost cant come soon enough if you ask me
Mad how easy it is to lose wright when you move out and gain control over the shopping and what you eatHave dropped 5kg in two months since moving out
Need to find a woman pronto not even for shagging just for hanging about My mates are such weird cunts and only drink in Spoons wearing Adidas t shirts and the like. Very stubborn. Don’t know how to put it, zero fashion, zero chance with women, odd blokes.
>>202018171this kind of "parenting" is why crime, antisocial behaviour and general disorder rises with each year
>>202018074sent that cunt to the moon
>>202018210I am blessed with privacy and a lack of stranger's snot in my lungs
>>202018214could also just have terminal cancer that you don't know about
>>202018171lad you're absolutely not crazy, I think your relatives are just goosesthat behaviour absolutely should not be encouraged and I feel like kids get away with a lot more tantrums than they used to
>>202018195literally just put a jumper onplus your average pensioner is fucking minted
>>202018110oh hey haha thats the one that comes on after one armed scissor
Clarke out
>The more pensioners that freeze to death this winter, the less pensions that need to be paid, meaning less migrants needed to work and pay for their pensions.Your response to this fact rorke?
>>202018171you're in the rightyou're family are basically abusing your nephew by spoiling him and ruining his development, this might sound hyperbolic but mark my words he'll turn out a wrong'un
>>202018195>spend decades saying "tough decisions must be made" when student fees were increased by £10k, when taxes reached their highest levels since WW2, when society had to be shut down for 2 years because of the flu, when all the public services were gutted, when immigration reach millions per year to keep wages low and house prices increasing>now on the edge of rioting because their gibs have been marginally cut on winter fuel allowance in a country where it barely snows
>>202018258least disingenuous leftypol
>>202018258*feweralso rorke would be making that statement, newcunt
>>202018106Movies. Sweets/chocolate. Costumes and tat. All commercial rubbish. I hate all that American shit. Where I live its tradition on Halloween for people walk up Pendle Hill at night. It's dangerous, cold, and unpleasant as British superstitions should be.
>>202018284your* fuck me I need to wake up
>>202018258I want my grandad to live whilst also not taking in immigrants
>tough decisions have to be made*ignores the millions of immigrants on unemployment bennies*nice one
me? also ask mum to buy me the latest phone or tablets and have them delivered to me just before Christmas day. Always tempt her with the idea of me coming over for tea so she makes sure to send them but I never do lmao
>>202018248this is a result of modern culture teaching us that every child is special, has a right to be heard and can do no wrong. Bad behaviour is classed as a mental health issue and rewarded. Missing large chunks of school is written off as anxiety issues.
>>202018313In today's economy!? Not possible I'm affraid.
>>202018171Parents like this should be sterilised by leather jacketed national socialists tbqh
it didn't even get that cold last year, I think I only had to defrost the car twice
>>202018336here comes dr rorke phd in child psychology to enlighten us
>>202018251David Cameron said this once and Labour were calling for his blood
>>202018171Get a massive empty box and make sure it will be the biggest gift, pop in a lump of coal, and get it wrapped for him lad. The only way to teach that spoiled kid a lesson.
if your nan is cold this winter, tell her to hug a hoody
Most soulless eras in American history:>Anything post-2008>The 1980s>The 1950s>Anything after the Gilded Age but before ProhibitionThese are probably the most conformist, sterile, mainstream, consumerist eras of American historyThe best part of America is when it's full of outlaws, cults, serial killers, folk heroes, urban legends, crime lords, robber barons, con artists.QAnon and Trump have been the best thing for Amerikan culture in ages but Obama Era normie hivemind is still a blight on the land
Hate when you ask reddit something and they reply with a very obscure item. For instance how to beat a very bad hangover and they recommend benzos.Yeah mate hang on let me just nip down the Benzo shop. Tosser.
going house of frasier
The more I hear about this David Cameron fella the more I like him. Reckon he should have a go at being the prime minister
Smartphones should be banned until you complete your GCSEs tbqh.
Call Me Dave
>>202018358nah bro brits be putting their car in the microwave what
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>when you ask Reddit
>>202018353mental
Tory voting pensioners are shirkers who should be made to pick fruit until they drop.
reckon david cameron didn't cop enough flack for having two first names
>>202018410> going on Reddit
>>202018461made by who?
someone post the grinching webm for this lad
3 Job Interviews today lads12pm, 2.30pm. 4pm.Wish me luck :3
>>202018408what happened between the gilded age and prohibition?
Holy based
>>202018507Busy day
>>202018466he has four first names
>>202018500burly leather-clad commies in assless chaps
>>202018507good luck. i think 3 in a day is a bit much but at least it gets them over and done with.
parentberg's 40th anniversary today
>>202018517>we wuz
>>202018289once saw a pensioner blaming 'the young generation' for a property development company who owns her local shopping centre for going into administrationnever mind the fact that she was saying it in 2022 and that city had been in a massive lockdown, this hypothetical young person is to blame for government lockdowns and poor spending by property development firmsthese grandmas arent the sweet old dears who grew up in ww2 anymore and im sick of people pretending modern day grannies are anything like the ones before them. they're selfish cunts the lot of them
>If 1985 by Bowling for Soup was released today it'd be called 2005. exact same time gapChat is this real?
>>202018516https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Era
>>202018517there was more than enough room for fat orange blob and the injuns to coexist.the firewater was just too spicy
>>202018484it's good for porn
>>202018542Yeah? My parents got divorced when I was 10
>>202018500Starmerian militias.
>>202018507good luck mate you're going to be exhausted
>>202018507Arguably too many
>>202018587grim, don't admit to that so freely
>>202018529bit gay
>>202018587HA HA!
>>202018555>grew up of them in ww2 none of them even did. a small minority of people in their 80s did but even then grew up as young children being taken care off not men on the frontlines the vast majority of pensioners grew up in post war era and experienced nothing but increasing living standards year after year
>>202018171mental how we still don't understand as a civilisation how to parent a child lolanyway I'm guessing this wee cunt is the only person under 20 in the whole family, or close enough? plummeting birth rates causing entire family trees to go All In on one child is having weird side effects
>A sadistic killer who was jailed for life after carving swastikas on his victim’s body has been cleared to be freed into the community by the parole board Got to get those social media menaces in his cell
>>202018613Don't tell me what to do you fucking cock fluffer
>>202018593we can call them Starmtroopers
cheeky x
>>202018570seems kino enough
>>202018587ktim
>Keir popped up on TV for a moment about something>mum commented something like "he's doing exactly like I said he would ... he's coming after the pensioners!!!"imagine not being aware you are part of the most pampered political class in modern history
>>202018634>cast-off from a broken home is needlessly aggressivemany such cases
>>202018656Tell her, not us. Cowardly little incel.
>>202018656>consistently vote more than younger people>get rewarded for itNoooo why do they care for the elderly!
Round up pensioners andd send them to gulag in shetland.
millenials really decided a woman saying hawk tua spit on that thang is the funniest joke of this century
>>202018677>engaging with a boomer's politics bait??
>>202018656boomers are so out of touch they have absolutely no idea how the economy has been for the last 20 years, they're just so detached from it
>>202018645the only interesting part was the rise of the Klan
>>202018682wouldn't have this problem if you had compulsory voting like us
>>202018682there’s literally just more older people than us pensioners are practically a ruling neet class
>>202018656my mum just goes 'oh look its sir woke barmer' and then says various slurs
Imagine being a grown man and writing a pathetic blog post seething at your family for not siding with you during an argument you had with a fucking TODDLER lmaoPathetic
>>202018738Is your mum single?
>>202018743
>>202018689no they didn't you cheeky little hyperboliser
>>202018743imagine defending a little spoiled bratnow that's fucking pathetic
>>202018743kek
>>202018697Actually spoke to my aunt the other day and she believes the NHS would stop if we didnt have all these immigrants to help it. I couldn't believe it
>>202018656my mum just shows me pictures of mice and quotes wikipedia articles about chemicals
>>202018753yes they fucking did you bastard
>>202018682>be a majority >vote to enrich yourselves>impoverishes the outgroup so they can't challenge your political poweryeah head scratcher init
new>>202009281>>202009281>>202009281
>>202018689mad that it would've lost steam after three weeks 6-8 years agothe decline is real
>>202014539>>202014539
>>202018738Based
>>202018624>mental how we still don't understand as a civilisation how to parent a child lolyeh we doissue is large portions of civilisation have no interest in learning how to and are incapable of learning from their own experiences and mistakes
>>202018770>>202018775getting mogged by 4 seconds is so funny
>>202018641why even bother with the shredded lettuce, it does nothing
>>202018769And watch how you will do it as well you idiot
>>202018800thats cabbage you fucking idiot
>>202018800adds volume to the dish
>>202018816>>202018816>>202018816actual new
>>202018775>>202018770hilarious, such wit
>>202018769Ah yes the boomers are collectively organised to disenfranchise you, we live in a boomerocracy
>>202017010Caught a shiny sanskrit once, I should really transfer it over to pokemon home before I can't
