Big Gulps edition
poo smells LOL
Second!
I go away on teams constantly because I work on 2 different devices, so toilberg just thinks I'm working on the otherlol!
do you lot brb for a piss? regularly get called when im on piss
so what did he mean by that
>>202022442Can't imagine having this saved on my HD let alone coming here to try and discuss it. Grow up
>>202022442you're not supposed to point out the logical fallacies in religion lad, it's not polite
>>202022476alri deegz
>>202022426Going to do this It’s not illegal Nothing has been stolen They’ll never know it’s me
>get on tube>just me and an EXCEPTIONALLY red Northerner in the carriage>is overweight, bald, has a star tattoo on his calf exposed by his olive underarmour shin-length shorts and a blue earing>tube is waiting for 5 minutes for a driver change as is clearly signposted on the platform>Northener keeps muttering quietly - clearly audibly, not under his breath - things like "Why arent we moving?" and "Whats the bloody holdup?" and "Whats the matter?" while raising his eyebrows up and down and looking at his feet>train finally sets off at exactly the time the live noticeboard says it will>Northener says "Finally, what a joke" and stamps his feet on the floorwhy do they do this?do they think the train can hear them?
and the latest from mousenonce?
>>202022442Ricky Gervais destroyed god freaks with facts and logic
>>202022481I beg your pardon?
The British high street cries out for more vape shops, chicken shops, and mobile repair shops.
>>202022476lol a christmong telling other people to grow up why don't you grow up and realise that jesus wasn't real and the bible is a work of fiction
nth for levchenko>>202022442love the Lord God with all your heart, chud. you seethe alone in a pool of hate at your own destruction. take on the burden of Christ, inherent the Kingdom of God and spit in the face of the world, ugly runt
>>202022536leave it on reddit next time
aisha's very existence enrages memaybe I'm a virgin freak>claims to be a catholic>claims to be a marxist>holds a myriad of other edgy, contrarian beliefs>is an arrogant university student>reads pseudo-intellectual drivel>goes to clubs on a regular basis>probably does drugs and consumes alcohol on a regular basis>probably gets ploughed by benders and pakis on a regular basis>wears revealing clothing despite having no tits, no ass, and terrible skin tone/quality>disappoints her loving parents>occasionally drops breadcrumbs for desperate /brit/ virgins so they worship hershe is a repugnant and vile human being
>>202022486Isnt it just rich people who arent going to get the money
>>202022486I have zero sympathy for current pensioners. They lived in the easiest financial times of human history and yet they still somehow managed to fuck things up and run out of money.
>>202022512back on that piss grind he's freezing it now
Anyone know what Roland Tubey's been up to?
i've got a poo in my pants
>>202022566she's vile, that's why /brit/ virgins think they would have a chance
back to the tedious religion debates is it? time to find something else to do
>>202022587whose is it
>>202022512Don’t encourage him
>>202022524dislike that mong
>>202022536dont forget turkish barbers
Anyone got that pic of the paki vape/mobile shop in an old tudor building?
>>202022570no they didn’t boomers in the north and half of scotland were left unemployed after thatcher
Is that a pile of cocaine for zelensky?
>>202022566she's dashamaxxing
nth for the gyaldem
>>202022605>god of israel
>>202022596haha yeah anyway Jesus is the way, the truth and the life
Current plan today is to mongulate and then slugulate after tea
i've been semi-frequently browsing /brit/ for 11 years and still have no clue who aisha is, no clue who mousenonce is, no clue who diego is etc etc
>>202022612Should have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and found another job then.
>>202022637yh
>>202022566catholic is arguably an ethnic identity of sorts. In modern western discourse it’s an attempt to identify with a “victimized” group in historically protestant countriesTradcaths are larpers different from thisAnd then every slut in uni identifies as Marxist
>>202022653wasn’t that easy was it when half the town was employed by the steel mill or mine you’ve no clue
Haven't been here for past couple of threads. Any update on the AIDS lad?
reposting random posts from old brit threads and theyre all getting lots of rplies. maybe brit is crying out for that classic vibe
>>202022612Maybe dont hold the country to ransom and bring down an elected government just because youve got a powerful union in a dying industry
>>202022676>catholic is arguably an ethnic identity of sortsaisha is a believer
kier stalin doing exactly as i expectedenacting draconian laws and budged cuts then blaming it all on the tories
>>202022693If there are absolutely zero job opportunities where you live (debatable), then you leave for somewhere else with more opportunities. If you just decide to wallow in your own self-pity then that's your own fault.
>>202022716me? easy. yesterday I posted two classic /brit/ gimmicks from a few years ago and received 14 (you)s
Cambridge.
>>202022750tfw no fenian gf
>>202022486kek
>>202022509heh thats me except im not bald and hate tattoos
>>202022716Stupid twat
>>202022716the trick is to ask a completely mundane question and end it with "then lads?". e.g. What's your favourite pringles flavour then lads?Works a treat.
>>202022766didn’t do that though did i wasn’t born then you mug
Sometimes I make up shit for (You)s
Have to say this seems true for NuBritain. Most times I see emergency services out and about they aren't really emergency servicing; they seem to mostly be corralling low quality retards.
>>202022773laying eyes upon this image made me remember that i'm a 27 year old virgin whose never kissed a girl beforecheers lad
nevermind you useless cunts i found it myself
you seemed kinda cool, but I found your 4chan post history and you're kinda a super mega racist and that's a no bueno from me my man
>>202022509Think you just encountered Barry, 63
>>202022821>make up post>(you)>"just not true this is it"
miss her lads x
>>202022811That was a generic "you", not a personal "you". You (personal) have terrible reading comprehension.
>>202022766ah yes just abandon your family, friends, home. uproot your entire life to find toil opportunities. and now they are too old to toil fuck them for serving their country and living too long.
>>202022876Cope on mate
>>202022821wait, you mean that people simply lie on /brit/? how can i believe anything that's posted here anymore?
>>202022849mad to think I'm a mild mannered, normal person outside of /brit/ who would lose his job, gf and friends if they ever found out about some of the things I post here. Bet it's the same for the majority of you lads as well
massive rabbit
hope the cute girl sat behind me is witnessing all these zinger /brit/posts I'm making from my phone on the train
don't want to workdon't want to be unemployed anymoreno clue what to do with myself
>>202022907>job, gf and friendsheh couldnt be me
>>202022877Plenty of people have done this throughout human history. If your current settlement is not adequate enough to support your desired lifestyle, you migrate.
>>202022907honestly i probably say far more politically incorrect stuff around my close friends irl than i do on /brit/
its going to be shit isnt it
should i post my name, address, date of birth, national insurance number and bank details just for a laugh?
>>202022945paki freak
>>202022964sigh...this is a man... isnt it...
>>202022921same want to get paid enough to live comfortably while doing absolutely fuck all me
mens toilet at toil had graffiti everywhere in there for years, usual tame stuff of football teams and fuck the tories etc. I was in there having a poo once, bored, so I added some of my own comments reflecting some of the less savoury aspects of our modern multicultural society. Next time I went the cubicle had been painted lol
>>202022945with other members of your tribe, yes
>>202022955yeah go on thendon’t forget your mum’s maiden name and the street you grew up on
>>202022955if you are with natwest i advise against. 30 minutes of ear bleeding hold music for me to get through the fraud prevention team and get me account unlocked.
>>202023006oh god, you reminded me of when i worked customer service for TSBthe sheer idiocy of old cunts falling for obvious scams would insane. i'd have at least 5 a day
>>202022983no, she's a queen of /brit/
do you think the contemporary tranny situation will simply collapse all by itself because of how poorly grounded in reality it is?
i've wasted most of my 20s chasing temporary fleeting dopamine rushes with nothing to show for it hahahahaahahaha
what's this oxford study thing about asian's liking white boys?
>>202023041the tranny movement will collapse in the same way their neovaginas will
need to call mechanicowitz and get the motor seen to
>>202022848At least 10 of these in literally every town centre
>Man who admitted rape and murder of woman he stabbed 60 times should be freed, Parole Board says
>>202023090so not with a bang but a whimper
bloke on Dickinson's real deal begging for an extra fiver so he can rescue a dog
>>202022868disgusting
love/hate how "neovagina" is an actual word recognised by googlelike it dosen't even put a squiggly red line under it. yet the bri'ish way of spelling "recognise" warrants a squiggly red linefucking daft
>>202023113Anarcho-Tyranny
given how depressing he seemed to find the 1920swhat do you think his take on the 2020s would be?
>>202022916looks like a MtF here
anyone got that image of fat kier starmer farting with a clothes peg on his nose? need a good laugh
I'M SAYING YOUR KITCHEN HERE IS MADE OF PAPER
*slowly turns around while waggling finger*dere's just one more thing dat doesn't make sense ta me...
>>202023130our technology is designed and owned by californian liberals what do you expect
Genuinely don’t get why they just keep going with the proofs in my discrete maths course in uni, often times it feels intuitively true halfway through if you just imagine it in your head for a second
>>202023161yes it's indeed very brave of Corbyn to embrace who he truly is
got a pimple inside my ear lads
>>202023039um
>>202023042Would be interested to hear how similar a group identity and cultural experience lads from kenya and a guys from st louis have. Compared to say lads from York and Brisbane
>>202023246Cockmogs me!
>>202023246
crofty got married lads, thoughts on the slag wife?
mad that the west let the young turks and turkish nationalists get away with so much shite during and after WW1
FtM troons all walking around with canes because hormones and breast binders have crippled them but we're supposed to celebrate this and teach it to young girls as a valid life choice.
>>202022417So glad you started posting this again after your extended hiatus
Sick of my colleagues tampering with my spreadsheets. Might have to password protect them before I explode
>>202023246Ib'expecting you
>>202023246ancestral urge to stab then scran this thing
Whitest and Blackest men to ever live
>>202023290It's actually very easy to remove password protection on spreadsheets
>>202023304both fraudster criminals
why is there literally just one picture of george floyd
>>202023321That cop looks like Ivan from The Machinist
>>202023304Ironically the white one was shot to death by police
the conservative oxbridge cryptofash gf
>>202023321this bloke has such a pathetic existence
>>202023292hahahahadont think its an ibexgemsbokxpecting you
get up, throw a donkey off a tower block, sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed
how do youngsters date and have sex these days?apparently dating apps are dead, and also youngsters shun drinking and nightlife culture in record numbers (which i can confirm by basically never seeing any young people if im out drinking)
>>202023377that's a fucking bug mate
>>202023377>oxbridgemore like china
>>202023411simply put, they don'tzoomers are moving away from intimate relationships at an alarming rate
>>202023411must I really explain the whole hypergamy 80/20 chad stacy incel etc phenomenon again
>>202023411>how do youngsters date and have sex these days?Nonce alarm going haywire
>>202023411I lost my virginity behind a bowling club. I asked her to tell me when I went too far but she just let me go as far as I wanted.
He a good kid
>>202023416she's better looking than anyone you'll ever sleep with>>202023441most oxbridge students these days are chinese
>>202023411I'm 24 and have never shagged, far from the only one in this positionif you don't use apps or aren't successful on them then you're options are meeting a girl at uni or at toil, if you miss that boat that's it
i came of age in the mid 2010sback then £40 could support an entire 10 hour drinking sesh that ended at 4AM in the nightclubthe town was bouncing with people my age absolutely fucked, nightclubs had lines to get innow it's all just completely, utterly dead
might get stoned and watch random clips from Top Gear for a couple hours
>>202023476your*
>>202023321>IT'S MY JOB to shove a camera in your face, I NEED the money>born into a posh family who owned an oil business
ok
>>202023484Cor I might do that too
so far today, there has been 27 /brit/ threads and 19 /deutsch/ threads.
>>202023476toil's hardly an option for meeting a girl, most of them are already in relationships
>>202023511already corrected myself here mate >>202023508this board is killing my last remaining brain cells I swear
>>202023377listens to Grimes and knows who Steve Sailer is. probably listens to Red Scare podcast and ironically likes Alex Jones
>>202023516>born into a posh family who owned an oil businessWhats this got to do with anything?
>>202023540>>202023546heard you the first time
anabolic steroids whispering to me like a cartoon devil on my shoulder
>>202023549it means he's not as skint as he lets on
amazing that alan bennet is still standing
>>202023535yeah true, some people who work in dead end retail toil might meet younger girls that are single
>>202022945least disingenuous leftist
>>202023566Maybe hes got 10 brothers and sisters and won't be inheriting anything.
>wife has a tumourwahey back to the single life ladsmight download tinder
still laughing about that yank actress who came to belfast for a convention and on day one of it, some fella walked up to her and asked to suck on her titties lmao
>>202022907reckon the religious police will behead me
Shittest thread on the whole site.
>>202023620You have to make known your desiresThere's always a chance
>>202023611this is my dream. I've been eyeing her single fitness instructor pal. Or maybe her sister, she'll need comforting and ill be that shoulder she cries on.
Never heard a Grimes song in my life, only even know her name because she was with Elon Musk.
>>202023636name one thread better
>>202023671/britfeel/
you've lost your aura
>>202023695fuck off there then
>>202023624used to be a cheeky Chinese fella that posted here so I started spamming Winnie the pooh and tiananmen square links and he quickly disappeared and hasn't posted since lmao
>women when they see an ant in the showerEww a bug>men when they see an ant in the showerHello mate, hop onto my my finger and we'll get you somewhere safer
>>202023695incels lost
>>202023695Every single one of them is a nonce and so are you.
>>202023579at my last job the only women were>fat overweight middle aged married woman with kids #1>fat overweight middle aged married woman with kids #2>fat overweight middle aged married woman with kids #3>incredibly fat and ugly 24 year old girl who already had a boyfriend>semi attractive girl who was dumb as bricks, covered in tattoos, a known whore, and already had a boyfriend (or two)>my manager who was, surprise surprise, a fat, overweight, middle aged woman who was married with kidsso it's impossible to meet women at work, impossible to meet them at bars, and impossible to meet them using dating appsin conclusion: if you don't luck out and meet your partner in an academic setting you're 98% fucked unless you get exceptionally luckyit's part of the reason i never get a straight answer when i ask for actual advice on meeting girls
>>202023695Poley is a convicted sexual predator, she should be as far up that graph as you can go
I unironically had sex with a woman once who when riding me called me a little insect. and just generally belittled me through the whole experience
>>202023718please dont post gay porn videos i'm begging you
>intelligenceLearning a language, knowing the periodic table>InceligenceLearning the latest /pol/ meme, knowing what each "pill" means
CLARKSOOOOON! YOU'VE MADE THE NEW TWENTY POSTS EARLY!!*shot of May looking irritated*
>>202023768why do people think academic settings are good places to find gfswhat are you gonna do, walk up to her after the lecture and awkwardly try to strike up a conversation as she hurries for the door
>>202023785
>>202023696We can't possibly need that much intestineNeed to be more efficient
>>202023779Sexual predator is a strong term. Taking pictures of people on the toilet is bad, but is it really the same as someone who rapes someone?
>>202023779>she
>>202023768Ok incel
how can one distinguish a good suit from a bad one?
People with blue eyes in vastly brown-eyed majority countries (Italy, Spain, South American countries, Middle Eastern countries) are destined for great power. Nothing special if you're blue eyed in a country where that's common, like Britain or France. But a blue-eyed Persian usually ends up leading a huge institution
>>202023785And I bet you fucking loved it you little worm
myra hindley cum tribute
>>202023669She has one fantastic song (from like 10years ago) and loads of average ones
>>202023277nice and plump x
>>202023785>called me a little insect scromiting
>>202023854Well it depends what's in the rest of your hand and what's been dealt so far
>>202023854are the pockets actual pockets and not just flaps? Are the cuff buttons actual functioning buttons and not just sewn on for decoration?
>>202023808no but people meet up and go to events etc in uni all the time, you're always meeting new people if you want and it isn't weird
>>202023834only cowardice and being caught stopped her from going further
>>202023867I was a terrible ride so she wanted nothing to do with me after but I still wank to it.
>>202023834He confessed to molesting kids during his time at the amusement park
>>202023840i'm an incel because i was a revolting cunt during the years of my life meeting a girl would've actually been possible. i only got my shit together at 24 at which point it was too late.
>>202023808>what are you gonna do, walk up to her after the lecture and awkwardly try to strike up a conversation as she hurries for the doorI once met a girl by asking whether she had a pencil, it's not rocket science
>>202023854material and fit are the two key things. massive difference between going and getting a tailored wool suit to buying a polyester one in primark
You're all stressing me the fuck out
>>202023898kek mine arent real pockets or buttons plus i look like a deano off to the races but without any deanomuscle
Guys in their 20s be like aaaah I'm so old lol
>>202023768this is true.
>>202023854With my eye-brain system primarily
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gvk3fwmrZIs
>>202023977Ktim except Im 38
>>202023991Isn't it time for your nap grandad?
>>20202397733 me and haven't even peaked yet
know a lad who got fired from a previous job for browsing /pol/ on his work laptop
>>202023808lots of social events at unis. the good ones have formal dinners, may balls, etc.
>>20202397727 is oldim nearly 30 therefore oldit's simply too late, i can pray that my next life is better and that's it
>all the work in toil has been unfairly piled on me againit not fair
>>202024019Deserved
>>202024024sigmay balls
>>202024013Alright Jesus
Expecting a phone call so now I can’t do anything other than nervously wait for it to ring whilst trying to remember how to have a phone conversation
im sad. and unhappy
>>202023665I've been dreaming about it too, it's a shock to see it become reality
>>202024019alri boringcompulsiveliarlad
if it doesn't embed, i'm not watching it
>>202024019bloody well deserved it /pol/tards are sub humans
>>202024054
>>202024019I was sacked from Halfords for not building a spaz child's bike probably because I assumed an accident might improve their condition.
cant be arsed going to uni in person because its an hour and a half away and its simply not worht going unless theres a mandatory class
>>202024054lol
>>202023988screaming at the bloke who gets his beer spilled on him three times
>>202024070why would i bother lying on a dogshit general on an anonymous anime website
>>202023785remember in uni offering to let a bird slap me but only if i could slap her back. she agreed and slapped me and i had an epiphany in that moment and realised that i liked it. she went "ewwww" when I told her lolshe slapped me 3 times in the month after this incident though, so i dont think it was as "ewww" as she pretended it was.
>>202024091you're going to have to elaborate on this
>Young man dies after being hit by car
>>202024123i always make up random bollocks to say on here
>>202024102lol wtf why do you live so far away from your uni?i've only ever had central accommodation, can't imagine how badly living far away must impact social life
I'm 30 and reckon I'll never get married at this point but that's alright
heard you the first time
>>202024040>>202024072Do you think normies would see any nuance between using /pol/ or any other 4chan board, like /int/? You'd be just as disgusting as him in their eyes, and would be fired as well for posting on /brit/
dont bulleh meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlSuMBXmbU
>>202024123>Hur dur brit is dogshit>Constantly posts in itI think anons right you seem like a liar
>>202024159>>202024163and i heard you the last time *shoots you*
>>202024153theres only 2 good unis in my state which are right next to each other and australia is a massive shithole urban sprawl i have no social life at uni kekkers just old friendsbrits dont know how good they have it being forced into dorms
>>202024172>nd would be fired as well for posting on /brit/yeah which is exactly why i don't browse 4chan when i'm at work like some utter freak
Mental how
car booked in for next Tuesday. dont yet have a start date for new toil but had hoped to spend the week doing stuff and going places then start toil next week. there is always some shitting hassle
>>202024228>>202024239Um
>>202024180leave it mate
>>202024228>>202024239the fuck why did this post twice
>>202024239heard you the first time
Anyone hear an echo?
>>202024032>next lifeoh god please no more
>>202024245had an MOT booked for this week and their MOT guy had a heart attack so I've had to rearrange
there an echo in here
>>202024271thanks moot
mad how high quality everything in Japan is
>>202023920me
People who have lived a full life do not fear death
>>202024221> being forced into dormswe aren't and that's only for the first year
>>202024285bloody hell thats bad luck. for him and you. would think they would get someone else to sort his workload in his absence. could take the fella a while to get back on his feet
Just seen an extremely low-quality post
>>202024305Isnt suzuki Japanese?
sunberg has made a surprise appearance
bizarre how yanks at college share a bedroom lool
>>202024334oh for real? hows acom there work exactly
>>202024335>>202024341>>202024228>>202024239Dont like this. Not one bit
fucking sick of seeing "if only you knew how bad things really are" plastered over what would otherwise be a perfectly good picture
might pop back in later on then
Tired of pretending you're in Spain already?
>>202024343maybe bur can't drive me
>>202024365most first years live in halls to meet people (lived in an 11 person flat me in a building with 8 flats) then the rest of uni you get a house with a few mates
can artists on twitter stop retweeting pictures of dead palesitinian babiesplease
>>202024365you can apply for halls in your first yeah and you'll get your own room if you apply in time (they usually don't have room for everyone)then you make friends and view flats to live in next year and pay a deposit on it, when next year rolls around you live in a shared house/flat with your mates
>>202024426why are you using twitter?
>>202024466sexo
>>202024426 #why are you using twitter?
>>202024470i can do what i want
>>202024426>girl I want to shag posts it on her insta storyfucking sick of it post your bum not this
leftover quiche and salad for lunch toil
>>202024426Twitter has been dead for years you have to let it go
>>202023920little monkey fella
>>202020105>>202020105>>202020105
>>202024521Ah yes very good
>>202024521fuck off
>>202024514its popping off >>202024506fr
>>202024576It's X now though
WHERE IS IT
new>>202024612>>202024612>>202024612
>>202024615>>202020105>>202020105
>>202024172I don't britpost on my work computer lmao
