VOTE for the edish! https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4aqVmgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm4aqVmgahttps://strawpoll.com/40Zm4aqVmga
screaming
>>202034207oi kamustabakit mag papost dito?
get it fucking made
Need a GF from Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut or Rhode Island
sometimes when I have a really hard poo I suck it back in and out to simulate anal sex
>>202034265smartschoolboy9
Dark fruits weather this, lads.
>>202034311he's brown like you lol
>>202034132>>202034135so it's sort of>bnng, bnng ba ba bnng, bnng ba ba ba buh BA BA BA bnng, bnng BA BA BA bnng, bnng bnng
new season when?
New trainers lads
Accidentally said Tango Arse Blast at the cinema and I don't think l'll live it down
test says you're an air fryer pal
ladybird on my curtains
>>202034281that requires sphincter dexterity that I don't think homosexuals are capable of
remember watching Avatar for the first time in 2009 when i was a teenager and thinking the humans were the good guysstill do
>>202034363
>>202034343say no morealso thats a bass not a guitarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy4cv_h_l2M
dont want to see that disgusting image thank you
*knocks on your door with a high court writ to take away your telly*
>>202034363need to lick the poo from this
Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks
>>202034445not it sorry
cooking up some spag bole in my chink pan
>>202034491who does this
>>202034495yes it is
For me it's watching blacks from the American ghettos reacting to things I like
I've only got this one life, I need to start dressing smarter. Nice shoes, clean trousers, shirts, blazers. I am sick and fucking tired of myself and everyone else looking like FUCKING SLOBS. No more to trackie bottoms and hoodies, toy trainers made in China. It is a DISGRACE. You can't be wearing this rubbish in your thirties. Smarten up NOW.
>>202034521oh sorry yeah you're right it is thensorry
>>202034517seen plenty of lads on here defending russia
>>202034491mad how "free thinkers" share the same worldview and spout the same old bollocksa chin-rubbingly curious phenomenon
>>202034549no worries la happy to help :)
>>202034517chrischan
anime
Mad that stuff like meatspin or tubgirl used to be shock sites you send your mates to disgust them but now it’s just like regular wank material to me
>>202034511How’s the miss? Haven’t heard an update about her in a while
>>202034540Holy mother of BASED
don't actually know what type of weather dark fruits weather is
>>202034585Not an anime.
Love these so much. Could eat a whole bag of them.
>>202034498fit
2011... now THAT was a year
>>202034216voted for new trainers edish as you can see from my screenshot
will you /fa/ benders go spread your mpox somewhere else
shags kids
>>202034636just think of it as what you drink when youre wearing your dark academia in your dark smeggy bedroomthe dark triad weather as it were
>>202034485*refuse to answer door*what now prick?
18 year old lad at work hit me with the "I wish I was born in your generation" when I told him the shows I used to watch as a young laddon't know why anyone would want to be be born in 94 the mid and late 00's were fucking shite
>>202034705think u mean /lgbt/ lad/fa/ is fashion not faggot
>>202034672Can’t believe there are freaks who think hash browns don’t belong in a full English
Praying that UK ministers get dragged to the ICC as accomplies when Israel is found to have committed genocide
>>202034540the problem is it's so obvious when youve pissed yourself in smart clothes, everyone can tell immediately from a mile away
>>202034733it's both
>>202034730ever shagg him up the arse?
well would you look at that its time to rewatch The Sopranos for the 12th time
>>202034770erm.. holy cheboli much?
>>202034687err mate...
barmy for barmee
>>202031875You kidding me? Not balding for a start, and hes white, which 90% of the world wants in a man.
>>202034770bet she’s black only
>>202034730I had one who had recently got into Oasis asking me all sorts of questions. First time I've ever felt like an old grizzled mentor telling the youngsters how it was.
>>202034791rather personal question
I fell for itGregg's has my numberSausage breakfast roll, porridgeDelivery from over 2400 locationsIt's not a technique that can be taught
Learn to live free.Embrace it.Reject the shackles of your mind.
have to go to a compulsory sports day at toil this weekcanNOT fucking adam and eve it
>>202034687Love love love the new trainers gimmick. Probably the best gimmick /Brit/ has ever produced.
errcord has arrived >captcha: kawk
>>202034842not a no
>>202034491you can tell they're on the ropes when they're wheeling out the russian collusion cope again
>>202034881FOSYEG
>>202034890I'm not enjoying this conversation and will not be replying further
Listening to History podcast
>>202034836He lives in a time when all those features can be remedied. If he's British he can also claim mental health reasons and get the surgery free on the NHS
Watching Antiques Roadtrip with mumberg and will be feeding the catbergs soon
if we ignore him will he stop posting and go away?
>>202034961is your mum fit?
>>>/g/102307011Which one of you was this?
saving ytps into my fallout shelter to preserve for all eternity
>>202035019She's elderly and unwell.
2
>>202035082ever imagined lezzing off with her?
Get him out.Get rorke in!
>>202034993No I won't
>>202035122No and that's a really weird question.
id be unwell too if i had to look at you every day
>>202035093think that could be cat hair
>>202035188That’s too far mate
Atlantis is yet to come
nice apsana
>>202035154i've imagine shagging my mum
>>202034961I don't give a fuck
The property ladder
>>202035235fucking bitch
i just did a shiyati, just did a shiyat
Willy Wamker
Smelly middle-aged obese incel replying to his own boring posts with "FOSYEG" because he's such a tedious attention seeking freak that he wants to be a persona on an anonymous website but nobody would even notice if he killed himself.
>>202035284Yeah?
>>202035284I would notice
>>202035299...yh
>>202034491nice to visit reddit on our behalf mate
>>202035258just wish someone would spare a thought for the old people and migrants personally
>>202035258going survival mode is pretty fun
get the fucking millionaire pensioners with paid-off houses and defined benefit pensions given winter fuel alliance for christ sake rorke will you have some compassion for once in your life
>>202035359You've never went 'survival mode' in your life you fat cunt
>>202034498>>202034678>>202034565>>202034560>>202034881>>202034961>>202035082>>202035278>>202035093>>202034992>>202034963>>202034770Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
>>202035392genuinely all me
Good morning, I love women
>>202035417No way i didnt know you posted on multiple devices? I could nevr tell!
>>202035388190
Reading /brit/ with my gf she just asked if rorke and leftypol will ever be friends. I couldn't bring myself to tell her the truth
>>202035440bit of a fucking gimp aren't you mateas if it wasn't obviously from all that punctuation
I WILL EATNOW
>wasnt obviously
go ed zaz
*enters the thread*
>Gran, they're taking your fuel payment away and giving it to foreigners!
>>202035145fury usyk 2 depends on it
just saw avatar
>>202035557hope he died from that
>>202035618Shut the fuck up dtfic lmao
>>202035618Rather nasty
>>202035612avatar was quite good
How's this for a Vanguard portfolio ladsFTSE 250 UCITS ETF (VMID) - 40%U.S. Equity Index Fund (VUSEIDA) - 40%USD Treasury Bond UCITS ETF (VUTA) - 20%Opinions? I'd be starting with around £7,500 that I would transfer over.
>>202035647What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>202035618hope you die and also your mum does
Made four sales today. Puts me at 4.36 sales per day average for the month. Significantly above the rest of the men on the team. Money and prestige. Awards ceremony next month too. I expect to win the biggest award for the biggest department in Britain's biggest insurance company.
>>202035673is it i heard it was quite bad and a bit racist
>>202035235What’s wrong with them being means tested?
>>202035689Don't know
Come to my fun thread where we imagine the world 50 years from now.>>202035518>>202035518>>202035518
Don’t know whether to have a wank or carry on with the semen retention regimen :/
THAT'S A BLOKE
>>202035700get the fucking madris in mate you've earned it
>>202035700BOSH! How much money are you expecting to take home this year before taxes?
>>202035736I don’t know either. Nor do I particularly care.
Larry Bundy Jr definitely posts here
>>202035700soulless
Get it solvedGet it verifiedGet it submitted
>>202035707nope not racist or bad. good and dare i say anti racist
>>202035736You should kill yourself desu
>>202035667he deserved it, he was a pedophile
>>202035789Holy BASED
Was at a party on the weekend and someone asked if i wanted one of theseI said >no thanks, it looks like elton john farted on itand two guys id never met broke down laughing and were friends with me the rest of the night/brit/ absolutely elevating my social status and making me seem actually funny
>>20203578727k
>>202035766Literal ads? On my 4chan?
>>202035766Dogbert: in his laneCatberge: OAMO
>>202035557Do you have the webm of the guy diving down a staircase? Always howl at that one
>>202035843he'll yeah
want to smack this cunt
>>202035843not a fan of this news it's like seeing a 4chan post on twitter you've stolen from us
>>202035891why whats he done
>>202035843I’ve also used /brit/ banter to great effect in real life social interactions. I basically crowdfund my personality to a group of 40 autists who LARP as working class tradies and somehow it works
>>202035883*enters brip*
>>202035843Congrats I guess
>>202035843No you didn't and no you weren't you're fat gay incel autistic etc etc
>>202035843everyone here has heard that joke already so im still left in the doldrums
>>202035721means testing is humiliating and will just mean people who need it will end up not getting itand for what? a few billion, a rounding error in the greater scheme of thingsthis is ideologically driven and retarded politics driven
fuming that King of the Hill still isn't on Disney+
>>202035843I feel a bit violated reading this desu lol, like you’ve stolen a part of me
>>202035787Not much, only in my first year so my salary isn't amazing. I'm on about 2400 after taxes a month right now>>202035807how is that soulless? because I'm working hard and getting the benefit from it, rather than getting benefits for not working?
>>202035689The Financial Independence Retire Early subreddit recommends going 100% into FTSE Global All Cap or S&P 500. Both of which out performed your portfolio for the last 5 years.
>>202035968working in sales for insurance companies is soulless and moreover, jewish
hi i'm michael jacksonand this is naked chicken skatingEE HEEcha'mone
>>202035916waheeey!
>>202035988yeah he never said this mate
>>202035854No, that's not true. I earn about £29k a year even after taxes
>>202035933>means testing is humiliatingNot really
>>202035995fantastic form
>>202035909been a gay tarq cunt and i fucking hate him now because i read too much about him and it made me cringe very hardalso he looks like me but more attractive which pisses me off
Collecting benefits and living with mummy is Based, Aryan, Faustian, and Fashpilled
Honestly? You'd have to be a fool to buy insurance.
What's the difference between a profession and a trade
>>202036012why do you think pension credit uptake is so low?
>>202035982Herd mentalityAny good investor will have a diversified portfolio, not just going 100% on stocks
>>202035961>>202035903Simply an homage lads no harm meant
The Mrs keeps asking me to buy more of these Spanish biscuits but you literally can't buy them in shops here and they cost a fortune to buy on Amazon. Women moment :/
>>202036000remember that lass at the tour de france who brought down the whole peloton
>>202036000is there anything more entitled than a blonde woman over the age of 30
>>202035986I help people claim off our at fault policyholders' policies rather than them having to claim off their own. I don't sell insurance policies. I sell freedom from your own insurance policy. I sell choice.Try again
>>202036050Because pensioners are very rich on the whole?
Air-fried Hyperborean megafauna and potato swastikas for tea
>>202035916this would be a shooting stars meme if it was 2017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlXgmxQa3RI
>>202036058They're both index funds
>>202036071What is your skin colour and cock size?Why did you stop pretending to be from Belgium?
Alexa play gay porn music
love when someone's entire post is hurr durr not reallylike stunning counterpoint right there
>>202035916hope he was paralyzed for life from that
>>202036071So are you genuinely a disabled spastic that waves his arms around and screams when he's upset? Why do you continue humiliating yourself compulsively like this?
>>202036116Lol>>202036141Mate you should get help unironically, this aint healthy :/
>sister brings her friend over to the house>both of them see I'm playing runescape>they ask if they can watch me play>mum shouts up "make sure he keeps that door open!"
>>202036121not really a counterpoint though is it
Earning 2400 a month means I earn over 28k a year after taxes and since I'm 28 that means I'm a success beside you're a success it you earn more than your wage
Holy shit I love closing out all the tabs on my browserClean slate innit. Just take out the garbage
>>202036103How many times? Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>202036084well obviously not if they're eligible for pension credit
>>202036015know the type tbf wouldnt try to stop you from the smackening
>>202035721it's a waste of time and money to administer and it's a perverse incentivemoreover there's simply no point in means testing such payments or rebates when you already have progressive taxation
why punish the poor boomers? have a sliding scale tax for multiple property ownership to punish the old arse cunts hoarding homes
>>202036165I remember this about an anon and his little cousin
>>202036071What you doing in South Africa, Spaino?
>>202036165Fucking howling
>>202036165get in shagger xx
>>202036058Depends how mich money you haveUnless you are wealthy and own your home aswell as investment properties, are over 40, or dont have a retirement pension then you really dont need the short term safety of a diversified portfolio
>>202036113Yeah and they're 100% stocks
>>202036159How does it feel knowing you can't use your trip anymore and you're a laughing stock?What's it like never having had a friend?Can you remember what your uncles penis looks like?
>>202036165I don't get it. Your Mum thinks you're going to start doing stuff with your sister and her friend?
>>202036165Fucking cockblocker
>>202036209Look at this awesome bird at the petrol station just walking about
So i guess Spainnonce's gaze has shifted from Israel and eastern europe back to Africa, specifically South Africa. Sort of like the eye of Sauron or something
>>202036183>your wageage
spainparasite meltdown imminent
>>202036214Short little vacay just outside Cape Town with the Mrs, haha x
Doing utterly rancid fartsDont even want to go to bed because ill shit on the sheets
>>202036205not particularly theres loads of much fitter ones
Any1 know what this is
>>202036183>you're a success it you earn more than your wageinflation will change that soon enough
the ARCTIC BLAST is here ladsget your WINTER coats out NOW
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725907206158626.webm
>>202036194Yeah and how many times do I have to tell you Aussie man, if enough people want a language to change or use words a certain way, then the language morphs and changes. You're like a 75-year-old Grandma English teacher being all stern about grammar Lol. Sometimes you can break the rules. Get it through your head
>>202036289bird
>>202036289bird inni
>>202036277Nice one. What a life you lead, truly jealous I am.
>>202036289fuckin peacock innit
>>202034216for me it's dairylea edish
>>202036289a poocock
>>202036289looks like a t rex to me rorke
>>202036289ITS A FUCKIN EMU
got the spag bol on
>>202036289appears to be an image
>>202036331his names warrers and hes an fucking arsehole
>>202036356Having that t'morra
>>202036317Fucking SCROTE*Gets a metre ruler through your head*
>Dtfic posts about how he 'mindraped' me literally every single daySCREAMING
>>202036220says who?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
dont understand how seeminly every post i make has someone unusually riled up when i barely even post anything inflammatory
>>202036356Had spag bol with bacon bits for dinner last night
>>202036369her name is WODDERS and she LAID AN EGG so she's a WOMAN
>>202036289That’s a door lad
kys spaedo
>>202036416Sounds good.
>>202036415Just a lot of really nasty, hurtful people in this general mate. They don't have much going on in their lives and so get a little bit of joy in lashing out on the internet. Don't take it to heart x
>>202036388Get bored with the gay boy on holiday in Spain charachter?
>>202036378get in
mental how bradley he mindraped him
>>202036411yeah that was crazy>>202036413wrongo, yous the one that got mindraped
>>202036331Ah that’s it thanks you
looking up how to put a duvet cover on
>>202036415Everyone on /brit/ is permanently angry, I don’t really get why
sick of this AI shite in phones NO ONE WANTS THIS SHITE
need tummy gf
>>202036464Lol you caught me again ffs. Was going to finish the storyline with him getting coerced into acting in a gay porn scene but the character fell off :/
>>202036496>>202036504
>>202036496It’s almost as if people who spend hours each day on an anonymous imageboard aren’t the happiest or most well-adjusted people
I know it's racist but when I see a Chinaman I notice his eyes are like - -
>>202036317Good postGrammar nazis are mongs that want subjective things like language to be objective like mathematicsIn their attempt to legitimise their weird obsession (and elevate their invariably fragile egos) in this way they end up genuinely believing that language rules should be prescriptive rather than descriptive
>>202036496/brit/ needs to get on the metaphorical biftas and just relax x
the camera block has the design of Galaxy Fold 5, doesn't it
fucking screaming
>>202036504Speak for yourself, I want it
>>202036504you vill accept ze future
>>202036496also gay and horny and pooing for some reason
fucking, screaming
>>202036491i do it inside like how blue peter taught me
>>202036496im not im permanently horny
love peng tings but the thought of getting with a gay man just gets me so fucking hot
>>202036565ok kek that is me
>>202036525People are wise to it now mate. Where were you going with the Japan VPN earlier today?
>>202036565Nothing wrong with any of those things though hehe x
>>202036165Someone help me with this post. Was anon trying to get it on with his sister?
howling lads
>Incels complaining that their Incelphones force them to use AI B-but I thought Android was superior??
>>202036194wait i meant that post to you. i love you
the real spaino died months ago this is an imposter
>>202036577then lets meet up
>>202036491You turn it inside-out, reach in, pinch the corners, grab the corners of the duvet then shuffle it on. Takes seconds. Some chick what I was fucking showed me how to do it.
>>202036577
>>202036577YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>202036609Fantastic, incredible post
Got told to fuck off at Cowley Road Nando's
edish for 6:55ish PM 09/09/24?by a guest · 53 minutes agonew trainers edish23.81% (5 votes)stevie wonder edish19.05% (4 votes)kinder egg19.05% (4 votes)dairylea edish19.05% (4 votes)mouthwash14.29% (3 votes)lucozade tablets edish4.76% (1 votes)kia sportage0% (0 votes)Total votes: 21thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your new trainers edish OP image!
ok, the American phone is showed, when the British Nothing Phone (3) will?
>>202036592No lol I haven't even seen that poster
absolutely screaming
love when a book has a preface+forward+introduction+prologue, and then a conclusion+epilogue+afterward
>>202036609make sure you leave that door open anon!
Im afraid of americans
>>202036643mogs me!
>>202036620Why can't you just post this with a British flag? You went on and on before about how you would post anonymously all the time and never be caught but you seem compelled to use your VPNs all day every day to beg for attention from people who hate you.
jsut got unbanned from friday lol x
>>202036662Of course mate ;)
janny's here
>>202034216FORGOT TO LINK>>202036643
>[Deleted]Not long before another Toby Tantrum lol
>>202036663why?
>>202036688reckon you deserved it?
No mice
New>>202036722
might go to bed soon
>>202036733prefer not to say
what do you reckon they do with all the pizza and snacks the pedos show up with on the catch a pedo shows? I'd snag one to eat during the filming and maybe snag another to take home after we're done filming if I was on the crew.
Might get the new iphone and the new apple watch with my upcoming christmas bonus lads
>>202036759>hey Zhang just passed out>did he eat the pedo's pizza again? god damn it
Sounds like you bros had it rough back in the day, hope things are better now https://youtu.be/Pd5nSzQLizU?si=0rDyX4c6dWgv3qbU
