Chinese futurism edition
Reckon Jeff is paid for by the CCP with the amount of pro-China shite he posts lmfao
janny quick on the draw today mousey melty coming in hot
>>202036722Will this place exist in 1000 years i wonder
>pretends to be mousenonce for attention Great work SpaedoYou really are a font of creativity Must really get you proper horny when everyone in the thread is telling you to fuck off die and that they hate youBet you're mashing your tiny cock with your big fat retarded hands at all the (You)s
I'm not going to post the gimmicks I'm expected to post anymore.
just scheduling my starbucks breakfast order with deliveroo then it's off to bed for me night lads
>>202036722>>202036787fuck off 190
>>202036797Just ignore it, it must learn that Toby Tantrums are not allowed
Might move to China.
>>202036798humanity is done for in the next 100
>>202036826Why's that?
>>202036722
>>202036808An incredibly good postMaybe one of the best on /brit/ this year
>>202036826source?
crApple
>>202036807Done that freak
>Come join us, Anon!
>>202036807>Bet you're mashing your tiny cock with your big fat retarded hands at all the (You)sI don't have a tiny cock lad, but this post did make me a bit insecure :/
>>202036808
Our Toby, who art in Glasgow,Hallowed be thy name.Thy dragons come,Thy Runescape quests be done,On Earth as it is in Disneyland.Give us this day our microwaved piss,And forgive us our meltdowns,As we forgive those who slay us in PvP.Lead us no into laggy fights,But deliver us from scammers.For thine is the kingdom,The nettles, and the Peters,Forever and ever.Amen.
>>202036808screamingstellar post
>>202036722looks fun
having a bit of cakethe time? 4:52am
Eating dindins
Survived another haircut today. Fuck me this is getting harder and harder.
cold 1664chippies in the airfryer
doing the meatball thing with moosey
>>202036882god that must smell absolutely rancid
>>202036884Doesn't matter what size it is you'll never get to use it
>>202036808i don't get it
>>202036922alri autismlad
rorkes nan dying
Yo, it’s Toby Mouse, sneakin’ through the house,Quick on my feet, quiet as a mouse.Dodgin’ all the traps, no cheese I lack,I’m the king of the kitchen, never lookin’ back.
>>202036951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-nnDlnWrA
>>202036959lets give him privacy
I smell a Toby Tantrum a-brewing
>>202036722Sick of people pretending Nicola wasn't fit
>>202036882someone should do a wojak version of this like those fat girl shagging pics
>>202036959spluttering
>>202036981someone should revoke your posting privileges
>>202036971oh ok
>>202036973Yeah we get it you'll be spamming shit impersonating him to garner replies because this thread is your entire life and it's the only attention anyone ever gives you please just seek professional help or kill yourself spare us the extended meltdown
>>202036912why you up so early
>>202037012
cant even use brit these days because its just people complaining about personalities. a full blown discord server vibe throughout the thread
You know what go ahead and post on your trip again I promise I won't bully you anymore I'm sorry I hurt you so badly by taking the only semblance of normalcy you had away from you
looool where's the Vision Pro 2 then!!!
>>202037024up lateim a gay poo incel, you see
mad how napoleon supposedly conquered a load of stuff but i dont know a thing about him and cant really see any long term effects from it.... very curious
>>202036912all ive eaten in the last 48hrs are muffins, cookies and pretzelsive only left the sofa three times to wee, get alcohol or get more muffins
Right lads I'm off to watch the TV with the Mrs for a bit, try not to miss me too much x
>>202036952The effort of being normal makes me sweat profusely, plus I have to look at my own obvious fake smile in the mirror when they talk and make jokes. What chance have I got?
open the fucking pubs
>>202037083he invented the napoleon complex
right well my knobs just fallen off and got flushed down the loo then hasn't it
any cute badgers in?
april - 1805napoleon is master of europeonly the british fleet stands before himoceans are now battlefields
>aussie power hour at 5am on a tuesdayyeah i call shenanigans
>>202037023done him
>>202037123Need this tattooed on my back
We hates him
>>202037114Close them all.
>>202037076flubbeting
>>202037120
>>202037129god works in mestyroius ways n that
>>202037068Yet here you are, using /brit/ anyway
bababababa
>>202037169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfZkuMfQdHU
flibbertigibbet
>mestyroius
>>202037120the badger
>>202037083invades prussia, causes all the german states to unite, ww1 then ww2 happen
>>202037042Cats can have a little slommy
>>202037169Animals of Farthing Wood
>>202037217reminds me of the harry potter ps2 games
>>202037179You upset /britfeel/ with this one
whoa whoa whoa mestyroius girl
God shitposting on his Australian VPN
>>202036759the people on the show said they do eat it after checking it for drugs and shit
Doing another cumfart on the toilet
>>202037233mesaytarahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOX7nObaZbA
>>202037228no proof any of this happened though
>>202036807Kek you've done him.>>202036722>>202036787Nah love China me.
>>202036891
>>202037210based badger
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NNNNEEENENENENE MMMMMMMMM Ehhhhhehehhe poo willy arrseeeeeeesssss gayy poo poo!!! wee bum farts BOGEYS BOGEY BOGEY
>>202037248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVKPL9FwNQ
>>202037068yeah I keep coming back knowing it's still going to be shite
>>202036891love these pig creatures
>>202037248Is this meant to replicate Peter Gabriel's Australian accent
>>202036808Honestly i'm thinking this is GOTY so far.
>tfwywncomkf
twirling my ethernet cable through my finger like a cute 90s woman twirling a phone cable as i read your posts :3
>>202037295
>>202037281me sleeping while mousey tries to steal my delicious cheeses :3
>>202037342twirling my cock about as I read this post
>>202037335/sp/ 'eritage
>>202037358kys NIGGER
right i'm away to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwJbqsZ_0KUChune
Feels colder now.
>>202037412Yh
>>202037383oh, racismlad! you know you cant say that
>>202036808based
>>202037412*Covers you with my trench coat*Come on Johnny, you've got to make it
>>202036808good gimmique
Tottenham away.Love it.
Colder.Wetter.Darker.
did you lads have this exact landline growing up? seems like a ubiquitous british thing to have had this exact model of phone in one's house 90s/00s
need a night shift security guard job where i sit at some cameras for most of the evening and every hour or so i walk around the corridors with a torch and rolling my truncheon along the wall
just bought new brake discs and pads. hope i got the right size lol
Stupid gay yanks ruining /brit/
>>202037507Wow, the standard household model for the period, provided by the telecom monopoly?
>>202037530idiot
Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
>>202037505this does not bode well for me tomaters
>>202037556so true x
>>202037547nasty little weasel you are
>>202037568You're not white if you willingly like umami flavours. Sorry
>>202037548bit rude
>>202037507We had a rotary dial phone until 2003 lol
>>202037531Don't get trap or tranny porn at all
>>202037556Was just saying this down the local gay twat club
goodbye to the people who hated on me
>love weed>too much of a sperg to get a dealerwhat do i do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bu_avgllQAproper feel good song yh...
>>202037608you grow up in fucking broome or something lad?
FTSE All-World UCITS ETF (VWRP)
>>202037556Agree with everything you’re saying but I’ll still out the EPL on every weekend cause its a laugh to watch with the lads init
>>202037608those are based and tradpilled thoughmy grandparents had the coolest rotary phone ever with a separate earpeice and microphone bit that your held with both handsused it till they died in like 2010
>>202037654Smoke a pipe and stop indulging in that negro drug
>>202037654Crypto and mail order
been a shut in for a while now and I've basically forgot that I had any social anxiety and act kind of normal now, too bad I'm too brain rotten and depressed to actually go out and live life
>>202037556go back and watch football from 1966 and see how shite it was. the level of skill we see today is because of all the money that's invested
>>202037647
>>202037556it's menthol illness luv x
One of the most painful feelings is that of losing your purpose. Not being wanted or needed. Being replaced by another. The chronic feeling of inadequacy. The knowledge you're faulty and inferior. Unreliable.
>>202037618Oh, yes, very droll... Whatever next, you've had sex with my mother? Predictable ape.
>>202037513These jobs don't actually exist in real life, they are mere plot devices. Like stripper and housewife
>>202036798Detroit barely lasted a few decades lmao.
>>202037702Piss off.
>>202037706gay nigger twit
>>202036797>>202036820>literally had hours long melties todaySpainnonce is an expert of projection
get it onyou know what I'm talking about
>>202037690skill is unreal in today's gamewould be a better watch if teams stopped passing it around for ten minutes in their own half
GIGAMELTY
>>202037513sometimes see the night shift security guard when I go into the office early. looks like the easiest job in the world, sat behind a desk with the doors locked just going and making a brew every once in a while to stretch his legs
>>202037683Back on the banana peels it is then>>202037684I'll just bite the bullet and buy some bitcoin. The last time I tried it was using a credit card then paying through a broker that converted into crypto and charged a fee, then my browser blocked the page and called it a scam
>>202037399beast of an album, they dropped 2 albums after but none of them clicked for me
>>202037776
hovis changed the game with this loaf.
Ungrateful ape
deadlock is a fun game i like it
he is going to ban evade now to continue posting "get the niggers housed" over and over again never getting any replies reply to my post disregarded without reading ty
>>202037803Love post-hardcore me
>>202037658been there before
>>202037834FOSNYEG.
>>202037807literally no one likes seeds in their bread, it's a cheap gimmick designed to get more fibre in your diet yet its ultra processed trash and will make you sick and give you cavitiesyou're not a bird
>>202037776uh oh mousefreak needs attention >.<
Based mousey smiting the demon that is SpainnonceHAIL MOUSEY!
>Oh, yes, very droll... Whatever next, you've had sex with my mother? Predictable ape.
>>202037807hate seedy breadvile muck so it is for me it's thick sliced tiger bread
Autistic incel simply can't help it He had the mousenonce impersonation meltdown scheduled in his calendar and just has to post all of his "creative writing"Seriously man just act normal for once and maybe we won't tell you to fuck off and die every day
rorke and his mate
>>202037807I have this in right now and it's honestly grimforcing it down
>>202037682yeah my nan to this day still answers the phone by saying>hello, eight six one, nine zero five Because they just assume you know the area code but dont have a screen to know if you misdialled, even though she has an iphone that my cousins got her for facetime
Would love to see mousey fly into a schizo autist rage and plunge his crusty thumbs into Spainnonce's eye sockets
>>202037776ummm, you can't post that
>>202037776WE LOVE YOU MOUSEYWE DOWE LOVE YOU MOUSEYWE DO
listening to this and thinking about how gay and shit my life ishttps://youtu.be/dTtdtKfmBhQ?si=0ZCwyP__E1DjPl9k
>food processed in a factory :/>food processed at home :O
Sucking a vape
>>202037969Spainnonce.
>>202037850>>202037874>>202037892oh
>>202037963Say nigger once and you get an instant ban. They can spam blacked porn the entire day and the fat cunt does nothing.
>>202037963what are you doing in australiabegone
I blow everyone's minds when I tell them I don't bother to heat the beans when I have beans on toast. No point.
>>202037986Not him, I'm the gayboy on his hols.Had a great hookup earlier with a guy in his 30s, good fuck, left me with a bruised nipple
>>202037990it's alright lad, nobody said you have to stop enjoying seedy bread, just that I (and apparently a few others) don't like it so much
>>202038053You literally type the exact same way as Spainnonce.
>>202038053hot...
>>202038053Spainpaedo and his gay fantasies
>>202038082fuck off 190 you evil ghoul
>>202038057just thought we'd all be on the same page here yknow
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>>202038053ever get poo on your cock?
>>202038049*does a massive yawn in your face with my unbrushed morning breath*yeah?
>>202038082Do I?>>202038095It was>>202038098Nah this happened, still got the post-sex glow and confidence boost ngl
TOBY GANG ON TOP
>>202038053Finally came out then Diego
I got him really horny with my bullying I guessGod I fucking hate him so much
>>202037807>hovisUltimate filter. Warburtons or nothing in my house.
>>202038049Big fan of cold stuff from cans me but kidney beans have a chemical in them that can cause poisoning if you don't cook them thoroughly, so you're relying on Mr Heinz having done his job
doing a pre emptive imagination wank so i dont look at nudie images
rubbing my clit
gf hasnt text me all day
smartschoolboy9
>>202038116Yeah, had to immediately shower.I bottom more than I top though, always make sure my arse is clean sk I don't give guys poopcock
>>202038183shes cheating on you
>>202038160hot and bothered even
>>202038170mate, have you been putting kidney beans on your toast?
all the mentalists on here this evening is itim offsick of this shite
>zoomers are killing the ecig industrygrim
>>202037873He was right but you can't beat normies by being a smug bender.
>>202038049i love those little sausages that come with beans but only when they are cold.
>>202036808>>202036849>>202036889>>202037333>>202037448all the same poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSHcFOB80E
Death to Spaino!
dipping my toast in a cold can of lentils
>>202038234no they aren't, be quiet
>>202038224what do they use now thenproper fags?
>>202037280Based lad
>>202038222
>>202038224Are zoomers even in highschool? The oldest zoomers are turning 28 ffst. zoomed
screaming out me arse
>>202038158Two Tier Kier is assuming direct control
>>202038222See you in the next thread
mad how I've spent my entire 20s on 4chan
>>202038281>giffuck off
>Belgian cuck poster disappears after constant spam>new Austrian speaking perfect image suddenly appearsHmm
>>202038170what do you think "baked" means?
>>202038281>.gifPost more
>speaking perfect imagewhat did he mean by this?
>>202038309I've been here since I was 13
>>202038183sorry mate ive been keeping her busy >;^D
>>202038318It's all so tiresome. He is so severely mentally ill
>>202037963>>202038158
Imageland for the Imagish
>>202038318i block all non-UK flags
>>202038347Adhdberg got me on the ropes
>speaking perfect image
Why don’t milfs like younger men? I’ve been trying to fuck older birds and they want nothing to do with me
Got the porn on.
Ok, I'll bite. Who's "Spaino"?
>>202038351Yeah is that right Adam? Been here since you were 13. Stfu you fucking mong
>>202038318>austrian speaking perfect imagehmm
>>202038400...gay porn?
>>202038400What type lad?
you might even say it's mental how badly I mindraped him
>>202038224hopefully proper ciggies are making a comeback
>>202038404prefer not to say
>>202038284Zoomers are born 1996-2012, so the oldest are 28 and the youngest are 12. Plenty of them in high school.
>>202038404VPN hopping nonceHey, wait a second
>>202038115>4chan.org,4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(Spainlad))>4chan.org,4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(Spaino))>4chan.org,4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(Employed Woman))>4chan.org,4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(Spaindog))>4chan.org,4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(Spainmonster))>4chan.org,4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(SpainGOD))>boards.4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.postertrip:has-text(!!7E5j5Kl3XNM))>boards.4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.postertrip:has-text(!!sBcrLBFITM5))where does this go?
do homosexuals feel sexual pleasure or shame when pooing?
>>202038404You.
>>202038398They're embarrased to get their saggy fried egg tits and wrinkly roast beef flaps out
>>202038420Who the fuck is adam?
*hollyoaks guitar riff plays*
>>202038430Can someone edit this with lisicki
Get it on.You know what you should be getting on.
>>202038372
>spaino posting on multiple jf vpns
>>202038471You are.
>>202038455what do you feel
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>>202036808Man how that guy died in a skiing accident because he wants wearing a helmetAlso I have that fragrance
living in the momenttrying my besthaving a go
*pulls out 'The History of /brit/, Vol. 1'*
>>202038455I feel like I'm pooing? It's not pleasurable or shamefulIf anal sex feels like you're doing a poo something has gone very wrong
>>202038398because you're a repulsive smelly incel neek
>>202038484not done the dance yet
>>202038427yeah boss yous got him good didn'ts ya?
text to speeching my gay porn fantasies on the train
>>202038502The austrian is very suspect, think it's spaino trying to call me him
>>202038541its literally the same thing as pooing but wiht a willy
>>202038560staring intensely at the womenfolk on the train so as to not make them uncomfortable I hope
rorke doing the gay porn dance to get some gay porn onlyfans subscriptions to magically appear in his account
>>202038541i'll take that answer as suppressed shame. thankfully gay death will see you off quite soon
Until further notice all non-Anglo JFs shall be referred to as ‘Spaino’
>>202038602Adam in his smeggy childhood bedroom in Chester typing out his disgusting gay porn fantasies.
using chatgpt to suggest me some cool new games to play. It's suggesting RDR2 and Witcher 3, but I've already played those.
>>202038617Just use coomer.su>>202038610Nah it's not at all
>>202038497>>202038497>>202038497
got badly mindraped
>>202038624I got gay death aged about 18 kek, just bulked up instead, bear life is good
>>202038398If they're immediately willing you'll know. Women lose interest as they get older.
>>202038638Literally anyone who calls him spaino is Adam. His name is spainnonce
>>202038647well it is
>>202038454ublock origin > cog icon > my filters
wheres 190
>>202038718I'm on 4chan x
>>202038645If you're at the point in life where you're asking AI to recommend games, it's time to re-evaluate.
VERY good choon xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVhhnXOI84
Further notice: all non-Anglos JFs shall be referred to a Spaedo or spainonce from now on
>>202038755Then use something like >>202038528
>>202038745Haven't seen 190kg in months
>>202038745noncing nieces
>>202038755then use the filter function you fucking imbecile
>>202038755We all are x
>>202038745He's watching TV with his Mrs
I got a pod vape and it's tearing up my throat, what's wrong with this shit.
pensioners seething across comment sections around the internetyou love to see it
>>202038755yeah im on it too x
>>202038779Still waiting on that timestamp Adam. And not on your smeggy bedroom floor this time
>>202038768re-evaluate what?
>>202038776Spaedo is a kinda funny name kek shall be using that cause its easier than spainnonce and i dont have to remember if its two ns or one
>>202038743>Not even racistwhy?
>>202038846>>202038846>>202038846
>>202038791I was asking in realation to the format
genuinely crying while wanking to jaybaesunhe has helped me out of so many depressing moods... I just love his chiseled hairless physique so much I could cry both visually and priapically
>>202038843just the way it isanywaygnite lads an fuck niggers
used to be completely neutral towards benders but as i've aged and been exposed to more of the world, i've realised they're actually really fucking grim. extremely perverted and disgusting lifestyles for the most part. definitely not a fan of them. hard to avoid them completely. but just keep your kids away from them at all costs lads.
>>202038820I'm off to yumbo for shagging, bye
>>202038887>look it up on coomed>Femboy shiteFuck off
