cabbages edishhhhhhhhhhhhh
went shop earlier and all i bought is a can of coke, pack of women's sensitive razors and some antibacterial mouthwashdidnt realise the bender vibes it gave off until i left the shop
>>202045246daft cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QczCHQRkEDgthread theme
nothing good in me life.
people don't realise they weigh like 70-80kg when they climb on something
>>202046981It’s all so tiresome
need a haircut but i'm never sure what to ask for, the only good haircuts i've ever had were when i just told the barber to wing it
>>202047004i weigh 140kg
Only get haircuts from my mom me
>>202047034least autistic redditor
>>202047028ease off the pies
>>202047025i thought it was a legal requirement for australians to have a mullet
>>202047034in this moment i am euphoric type vibeswonder if its the same guy all grown up
aye so i’ll say it again spoons food is dire you’re only pretending to like it. try eating it sober.
>>202047062now there's an idea
>>202046981get shitfaced
>>202047060would rather die than ease up on pies.
>>202046981Post code
I like the work of CS Lewis. Am going to read Mere Christianity
>>202047089could be his son who is now 16
>>202047107
>>202047105working on it, pretty impossible for me unless i want to go bankrupt. Unreal tolerance, me
>>202047025get an undercut. even my nan has an undercut and she looks great
corr wouldn’t mind some chicken and mushroom pie rn
>>202046990If he's 82 it'a possible a woman in her 50s could be his granddaughter. If your intention is to make him look bad you should say great-grandaughter
>>202047107we know fatboy
>>202047172i know teenage pregnancy is the norm in britain but in the rest of the world most people have kids when they're at least 25
https://youtu.be/5m5XGd-B4No?si=mc5We9NGzH-pqxc4lmao
just reminded me i need to order more of these
>>202047185yanks have no idea about pies so shut your gob
chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo
>>202047212elton pie
Ideas for a Rorke businessSpoons but a chain of traditional English pubs in wee thatched cottages
>>202047145undercut is boring because everyone has itdefinition of NPC
>>202047221last night's haggis. stirred
>>202047213yes because someone from the uk (you) ate them all before they could get here
Imagine going back in time to tell these people that the future of tube travel will be smelly people with bully xls playing music on speakers for everyone to hear.
Я мyжчинa.
What's the difference between an undercut and skin fade
>>202047256
>>202047224this+smoking
the most rorke dining establishment is a hole in the wall or van that serves bacon rolls and instant coffee
>>202047253jealous runt. you've never had a full english belly buster in your life. pathetic
the spending, as it were
>>202047256I get what you mean but this really doesn’t happen
>>202047145Rare good 190 post
>>2020473131k in a fluffer
>>202047306>bacon rollsooh la dee da you posh git
Shitting pure liquid out my arseMDMA from saturday night has done a number on my insides
>>202047306love one of those slop van places never fail to do a good burger
>>202047282undercut is pretty loose, basically just implies the sides are really short, shorter than the top. basically just any 'standard male haircut'skin fade means the length of the hair blends from bald and the bottom of the back/sides, to a bit longer at the top. as opposed to a uniform or near-uniform length
>>202047313How much ended up inside the fluffers?
any repulsive worm of a man in
True this
>>202047321You’re saying there’s never people playing music or watching videos on their phones?
rorke's dining establishment is his smelly bedroom catered by mummy
>>202047362>>202047339i shower more than 3 times a month
>>202047236too bad i only look good with an undercut because my head is massive. i'm considering growing my hair out too because of this but i cant help myself>>202047338tx m8 xx
Creating disease with the computer
>>202047372More of a vile rodent like creature
>>202047313And why are you giving 600 dollars to the Irish Republican Army?
>>202047402Yucky whore
>>202047425I'm 17% irish
Downloading viruses
>>202047432some cats are just asking for it
>>202047448Nice
can you lot just make Trump your PM so we can be done with him?
Back from a few pints out at the gay bumming shopping centre
>>202047435I mean, I would but the fluffers really were beautiful
>>202047458yeah hahawait for what
>>202047475secret
>>202047474
>>202047313>IRA - 600
>>202047474You would what
In your personal experience, how open have women been about you liking feet?
>>202047471
>>202047321You never leave your smelly bedsit
>>202047529Aella
Just found out some people have black skin WTF
Hate my fucking life so much
fucking hellfire its nearly 1am why didnt any of you mongs warn me
Average conversation between Katie Price and Harvey
>>202047600This. Need to MOOOOOOVE
>>202047602well it wasnt nearly 1am till quite recently
>>202047602Always happens around this time
>nearly 1am
come out you black and tans
might lose my job tomorrow will likely attempt suicide if i donight night chaps
>>202047619
There should be a city for incels with no chads or femoids allowed
>>202047714stay strong bud
>>202047629midnight warning would be nice>>202047680what would you know? its probably 6pm where you are
>finish wanking>Hate myselfI should stop
>>202047722Giggled
>>202047727It's almost 8pm and I have memorized a few countries' time zones
poo
>>202047714you'll be right sacked trannard
>>202047503have to support the ladsabsolutely mental how much im paying in tax though
>>202047762to what end
>>202047762unironic 'tism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGKc3T7OVHE
>>202047816seems fair
>>202047807I work with people and have friends all over the world plus autism Did you know that all of China is in only one time zone?
>>202047458for belly rubs?
>pigs are more intelligent than cats yet you eat themthe most rasheed line i've ever witnessed
>>202047837YesWhich country covers the most time zones?
deanettes are really into manifesting i assume
>>202047860going to guess mine or russia
>>202047860Probably the UK or France
>>202047860france innit? with all its overseas shitthink russia is close
Met Someone Named Bog Pooer Once
>>202047876Yes>>202047874It’s France
>>202047893Neat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_time_zones_by_country>France: 12>Russia/US: 11>Australia/UK: 9>Canada: 6so much for the sun never setting...
In that moment where I don't know if that was a fart or a pooI'm just going to sit here for a while before I get up and check
Human beings made this We made it and used it to set foot on another worldProperly awe inspiring
for my birthday, my partner and some friends organized a huge bang gang for me, with 42 attendees! Here's the breakdown of how the event was organized, exit survey statistics, and what it was like for me psychologically
>>202047940nothing to do with me
>>202047940Only went to the moon
>>202047940i made this
>>202047975Nazi fuck *punches you feebly*
>>202045084What a lovely lot of cabbages>>202047004I just climbed on my old shitty kitchen sink to put something in deep storage in the very top cabinet and it creaked a bit. I'm the only one in here and I'd probably bleed out and die if I slipped. I'd be found fairly quickly (work would definitely notice absence, parents would notice no call in over a week) but it might take a few days. I'm about twelve stone thoughbeit
>>202048004
might genuinely have the most monged up time zones in history
>>202047153Oi wots this then. Are you looking at my bum then? Cheeky bum-looker, go on. Come here and get what's coming. I'll do it, I will. *swat* That'll teach you.
>>202048025lol why is our country so goofy
>>202048025I am now aware of "The Pas"
>>202047950>my partnerconversational redflag
>>202047694Peng Pidg Album Cover
>>202048025>bc and newfoundland with 2 TZ each>coral harbour>sask gets its own TZfucked
>>202048185It makes a bit more sense when you notice a lot of the different time zones are just with or without daylight savings
the gf just called me a malignant narcissist
need a gf to shag up the twat
>>202047940There is a British commentary on the Apollo 14 ascent stage lifting off from the moon which I enjoy. Nice and respectful. I prefer to think of the Saturn V as about ten components: the three rocket stages, the four stages of the Apollo spacecraft, escape tower, interstage ring, and the SLA fairing panels which pop away during lunar module docking. The image shows the seconds elapsed during each of the major mechanical steps of the missions, when stages fall away, when the various components are in a new config. I even tracked down when they extended the LM landing gear, a distinct config and major mechanical step IMO.
bullet in my retard head
Might have a cig
need to make ten hundred dollarydoos
>>202048297Think I used to listen to this band
apparently most of those women who used to work at switching stations were lesbians
>>202047940whitey on the moon
went to shit my pants but instead just farted
>>202048391you made it up
>>202048408>female-dominated career in a technical fieldhad to have been
>/brit/
>>202048322buthow did he did he float when it was being cut?wtf
hans seething about cultures that conquered the world again
when I was a lad people had PTSD after coming back from warnow people have it due to narcissistic parents
>>202048425they were exploring each others fields, for sure
>>202048455Take ur little gay role play elsewhere pls ty
might do a cheeky suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9naKAI2nd8
Today 5 becomes 4.
>>202048572there she is, priti as always
england for the english
>>202048572Be curious to see where all of Patels votes end up. If Jenrick doesnt get them the Tory party might as well fold
plotting a devious wank
I like Hugh Grant
>>202048572So the choices are>A guy who desperately wants us to be the 51st state>A black woman who doesn't think immigration is a big deal and is utterly convinced that the only reason Labour got a landslide is because Farage split the vote>David Cameron but black>Wet mong who wants troops on the ground in Ukraine >Literally whoCongratulations on winning a second term in 2029, Mr Starmer
>>202048572I predict Tom Tjudenhat will be next Tory leader.
mental how theres petty street criminals risking years of their life to sell bags of weed for a few quid a dayliterally why don't they just get a job
>>202048708nah
>>202048644he has aged well from "cheeky little chappie" into "right old shagger", suits him
*pulls the hugh grant face*
How do I get good at the piano? https://youtu.be/KbWEq5EZLuQ?si=zYkihKB5CfN4oPG0
PIA-PIA-PIANO, PIANO, PIANOPIA-PIA-PIANO, PIA-PIANOO
>>202048708don't think you'd get years in prison for selling weed anymore
/brit/ is pro israel pro jew
>>202048830>>202048830>>202048830
>>202048708mental that you believe law enforcement still exists in this country
gonna spend my centrelink on goon and weed
>>202048902good lad
>>202048025
>>202048912My wife loves ya
Currently listening to Gray Matterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67dc7Aw8_gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM7QjKlWiMY
>>202048945upgrade your gray mattercuz one day it may matterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzE7S3na3J0
>>202048025China is all one time zone. That's fascism for you.
>>202048025russia
>>202048957Based album.Pretty much the only decent thing Daman Albarn ever contributed to.
>>202048932redpill me on arizona
i'm just a silly boyfailure :3
going to do a sittoil in carberg and watch out for postiestein
>>202049005
>>202049005hope youre holding up ok
Banned from TV so I can't post in the James Earl Jones sticky.RIPIconic actor.Might have to watch Conan tomorrow.
Need to write about how I'm a depressed, socially, anxious, spacker in my work capability assessment
>>202049057i'm always rangebanned from posting on /tv/, probably some cunnyposters in my area
the dumb high school girl was my cashier at the supermarket again
got banned from /tv/ for calling 'elliot' page ellen and using she/her pronouns
>>202049057looks like dr zaius
reckon a hate yourself 2am tin of piss and a chocolate bar down the hatch might be on the cards
>>202049096too right rorke mate
>>202048615
got banned from all boards for off-topic discussion
>>202049103on a monday night lad?
>>202049103Don't think a can has ever survived past 8pm in my house, you some kind of nancy boy?
>>202049147its all ive got left in my gay little life
thats a nice cumshot
Rewatched pans labyrinth Love that filmGurkin del tacos masterpiece
oh my days Data what is you doing bruv
>>202049139bit harsh
>it's a Space Irish episode
giving myself a cheeky choke out in my garage that's full of cheeky carbon monoxide cheekily taken from my cheeky little vauxhaul astra
>>202049187ktim
Irish Diaspora... IN SPACE
thinking of buying a saab 99 turbo
>>202049157excellent gif actually
James Earl Jones brough theatrical gravitas to what could have otherwise been a forgettable 80s action film, he coached Arnie and the other actors on their performances, turned out to be a genuine 10/10 film and arguably the best fantasy film until Lord of the Rings came out almost 20 years later.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEaAR6G2rKM
>>202049195imagine if she slipped and cracked her skull
What’s the best cider?
You generally start at the top and work your way down.
>>202049217Gonna watch this again soonOne of my favourites
poo screaming internally
>>202049195Source?
>>202049195Fat bitch bout to break that whole sink and kitchen top
>>202049232ask ur mum. i was in cider last night
>>202049232Best supermarket cider is Westons.Best overall that's much harder to say, but I will give my vote to Ascension because they are local to me and wild-fermented in the traditional style.
>>202049167
I'm so happy I caught this thread while I'm was still relatively new! The last 1,000 threads on this same exact topic were archived by the time I got to it. Anyway, what I've always wanted to inject into the conversation was that I think that you are a humongous faggot. I'll remind you in the next thread if I can get there in time
>>202049240Do it lad. Bloody love that film so much.Basil Poledouris' score is legendary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zoh0gQCu6k
Stalker porn dialog be like>don't just stand there, come in me!
It is not possible to suffer in the UK. Americans have it so tough, bros.
Lefties are all skinny jeans wearing simps and losers and suck Palestinian cocks
>>202049297the wife
>>202049301Watched it maybe two months ago max after a long time Also a good excuse to look into more of his kino
Currently listening to Face to Facehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV1iP6XNkDs
>>202049091did you shag her up the arse?
currently thinking about putting a bullet in my eye socket
>>202049383bit dangerouscareful
>>202049383which eye?
>>202049383you could lose an eye doing something like that
mad how my gfs grandad is 93 years old, still got all his marbles, mobile, probably full of wisdom yet all i can think is 'old cunt'
>>202049454alri jeff hows it foing
Thinking about upgrading my graphics card, all I care about is playing new games at 1080p 60fps. Got any suggestions?
>>202049482is chat gpt broken
>>202049383Corr, wish I was a yank Reckon putting a bullet through my skull would be easiest way to go out
Anyone remember McNutt?
Missus just asked if I was ‘on that Reddit with the frogs again’
>>202049505reckon I'd miss and end up quadrospazzed on a lifeglug
>>202049528No she didn't you're fat gay retarded incel and so on
>>202049449Please tell me your gf’s 93 year old grandfather isn’t called James Earl Jones
remember that yank with the dodgy leather jacket and dead trim that blew his lid on livestream because he broke up with his misso, what a wank jacket that was
>>202049541Mad how badly I mindraped you
>>202049541name on spainmong
>>202049515Wasn’t that guy from the wire
Just want it all to be over
Currently listening to Moss Iconhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQamoI51T6Y
me outside /brit/
*reads your post*uh...huh...if this was intended to be a joke, I have the unfortunate duty of telling you this really isn't OK and you should get assessed
>>202049582me in the 80th minute of my fifa game when im 2-0 down
I don’t want to live in Blade Runner but with more brown people!!
Any "I can't sleep at the moment because I took a nap before" mongs in
>>202049601tobes
he say you blade runner
>>202049601Blade Runner is the brown dystopia. Most of the whites have left for "off world colonies" and that's why everything is chinkified.
>>202049604got up at 10, spent 4 hours talking to tech support, got really annoyed, had a can, had a nap at half 6, out of bed at 8 and now everything is FUCKED
>>202045106The Damnation of Theron Ware? Bro I've been looking for this pic FOREVER!!!
I could have saved her.
Jobcentretoil in T minus 7 hours, reckon the Jobcentre lass is going to pull my dick off as punishment for my lack of job-searching activity
My partner and I, and our 15 month old child just moved into a new apartment complex. It is breed restricted, something like the dogs can’t exceed 30 pounds or something to that nature. Great. We live downtown in our city and we’re sandwiched between two other apartment complexes, not owned by the one we’re in. We also live adjacent to a local grocery store and will walk vs driving if we’re only picking up a couple of items. We head out yesterday on foot and as we’re turning a corner, I behold a sight that I had to blink and narrow my eyes at because I truly could not believe what I saw in front of me. I shit you not, at the same time we round the corner as does a couple with a an absolute tank of a pitbull, I’m talking XL bully on steroids. What was so strange you’re wondering? Aside from the general awestruck of this beast? The couple were little people. No, not people small in stature, little people as in Achondroplasia dwarfism, little people. The dogs head was leveled just barely right at the man’s head, and higher than the woman’s. I couldn’t even… I don’t even know what else to say beyond that. I truly couldn’t believe my own eyes. I have been recalling it since and every time my head just goes ?????? Thought I’d just leave this here. Absolutely baffling experience.
>>202049645how about you "save us" from the rest of your dreary posts
>>202049645why would she kill her self when she could have just married diego
>>202049645'mental health' isn't realshe didn't have an infection in the brainshe had a shit lifethat isn't an illness ffs
>>202049658when i was on unemploymenttoil I would apply to a bunch of jobs I was unqualified for because I knew I'd never hear back from them
>>202049645Me st the back walking to my local blue-shirted-lads meeting
I could have shaved her
>>202047025Usually what you ask for is what you already have just slightly shorter LolThe exception being if you're going into summer or something and you want a more extreme cut.
office girl femdomah yes
>>202049678difficult to believe she had a shit life
>>202049678Her dad was a solicitor, she studied for a masters in London, she was hot.
Going to blame parentsberg when I kms
>>202049680>unemploymenttoil
So we're gathered here for our common causeWe're gathered hereTo sing to a separated GodWe're gathered hereTo hide the blind worm truthThis conqueror wormIs your proofThis is our GodThis is our songSo please allAll of us let us take up our hymn books and singSo please allAll of us gathered hereLet us take up our hymn books and singRejoice the freedom of my young christian soul taken under God's holy wingRejoice the freedom of my young soulTaken within mother's warm wingTaken under mother's warm wingTaken under 6 feet of mother's warm wingRejoice and listen to the blind worm truth singRejoice the freedom of my spiritEnabled by Lucifer's holy lended wingRejoiceAnd sing to our separated GodOur inhuman GodOur unfeeling GodOur unknowing GodOur separated God, our inhuman GodThis conqueror worm is your truthThis conqueror worm is your loveThis conqueror worm is your acceptanceThis conqueror worm is your answerThis conqueror worm is GodThis conqueror worm is GodRejoice the freedom of my spiritEnabled by Lucifer's holy lended wingTaken across and upOr taken over and downOn this stone home I will stayRejoice the freedom of my young christian soul taken under God's holy wingAnd together we will singAnd together we'll singWe're gathered hereTogether we should singRejoice the freedom of my spiritEnabled by Lucifer's holy lended wingRejoice the freedomRejoice, oh, freedomWe have freedom loverRest well under mother's warm wingWe have freedom loverRest well under mother's warm wingNo longer can you move up and singNo longer will this dancing songYour ankles elevated above our motherYour anger is elevated to a point of livingFreedom lover we have freedom rest well under mother's warm wing
>>202049383why
strangest ban message I ever saw was when I was phoneposting and got a year long one from 2021 that just had "idiot pedophile" as the messageshare my mobile network with some right freaks
>>202049710it's hard work but someone has to do it
>>202049454isnt a shithole because... they waste a lot of electricity
Archbishop of Wankerbury
>>202049727it's not wasted
>>202049195stupid fat whore whale is scratching the countertop with her shitty high heels, bitch!
>>202049724Saw a ban the other month that was for child porn, live in a small town but I dunno how big an area the range covers
Could out-mong the lot of you in a 1v1 duel. Nnnngggghh nnnnuuuuweeeeee!!!
>>202049736>Wankerburythe funeral option I'll be going for
>>202049704so what? being rich and beautiful isn't a guarantee of happinessyou don't know what utter scum might have been in her lifeor what shit decisions she might have made herselfshe wasn't 'ill'she was sadmedicalising emotions doesn't help anybody
>>202049759>she was sad & medicalising emotions doesn't helpI agree with you lad I just had to post the second image of her from the article.
>>202049704nice hair and skin. not a great nose but good teeth. straight and i prefer teeth with that natural colour rather than shiny white turkey teeth.
how can suicide, something ive only ever heard about on tv and in movies, exist?
i know a couple of genuine schizophrenics and that's a real illnessbut it's raremost people who think they are 'ill' because they have some bad shit in their life are using medical jargon to evade responsibility, either for themselves, or whoever may have harmed themthat's my view anyway
>>202049658why havnt you been applying? can get 10 cv applications and get your work book sorted in 15 minutes tops. just send a shite cv for jobs you wont get and copy paste the links for the jobs.
there's also a political aspect to the label of 'mental illness' and those in power can use it to denigrate anyone who doesn't follow the status quothat's my view anyway
that's my poo anyway
>>202049851>>202049812alright now can you say something interesting next
poos > views
>>202049851clearly you're mentally ill
>>202049724never had a custom message like thatthe mods must really hate the specific person for that
WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE SOBERJUST WANT TO START THIS OVERWHY CAN'T WE DRINK FOR EVERI JUST WANT TO START THIS OVER
>>202049883>>202049883>>202049883
>>202049680i heard back from plenty of jobs i was woefully unqualified for, very annoying
real new>>202049923>>202049923>>202049923
>>202049926>>202049926>>202049926actual new
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>202049929FOY
>>202049927>>202049927>>202049927
>>202049789happens all time. known multiple people who killed themselves and heard of many more.
>>202049929>>202049931>>202049951>202049901and i think with that its my bed time
