mozlonghair edition
POO SMELLS LMAO
ive seen some weird ban messages in my time
I’m sorry but I’ve told you before, I’m voting for Walt Disney!!
not posting in the pedo new sorry lads
poos going to war in my colon
>>202049923God forgive me for the time that I have wasted.
Get the mice posted, the chemistry solved, the horses posted, the Peters in, the Walt Disney elected
>>202049923
Some Brit made a new that was "bloke with tits" edition. Absolute state of you
feel like SHIT
the walt disney company should've never become public
>>202050020
>>202050020yeah? x
What's your favourite cheese, /brit/?Personally, I like me a Wensleydale.
>>202050039janny isnt going to like this
>>202049954The best part is that's not even a cat
>>202050039VINTAGE CHEDDAR
*slurps up piss*
really telling
winter poo allowance
the budget, as it were
>>202050081So everyone is losing out regardless of where they live.
>>202050039Ain’t had Wensleydale with cranberries in time
>>202050017what a sweet hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9oUtqVK7eI
>>202049936Literally indistinguishable from black propaganda desu, if this is real than what the fuck are they thinking? Do they think this will convince anyone to be more accepting, saying that the castration process leaves a wound that's filled with feces?
Studying the Hobo Code of Ethics
>>202050039We live in grim times when even the Lee bots miss obvious cheese.
Wish I could read Swedish Their general looks fun
had a dream where i was feeling a girl's arse and she farted on my hand
>>202050131>it's realWhat happened to the honorable vagabonds and tramps of old?
>>202050178nobody cares enough to read anything anymore
>>202050156I suspect they have many rorkes.
>>202050178hobos are a distinct category in that they fellow these ethics (especially seeking employment) whereas your tramps and bums are just layabouts/alcoholics/junkies
rorke arranging a prayer circle for Harvey Weinstien
>>202050125are you new here
>>202050244there are plenty of functional alcoholics and junkies who work
Business idea: unlimited immigration for unmarried 18-35 year old females from Iran, Lebanon and Turkey
had a dream where i saw my gf (who irl is a famous actress) sitting on a bench with some dude kind of holding hands a little.what i said to her is "so are you two a thing now"and she was just like"yeah"or somethingcoldvery unnerving. made me feel sad. then i felt this like powerfuljolt in my heart in the dreamand i woke up sweating
>>202049983strange thing to apologize for
>>202050178>what happened Imprisoned or fallen to zombie junkiedom There were more trains to ride back then, too
>>202050308Fascinating mate
>>202050310>what is sarcasm
>>202050297so?
>>202050308And then you woke up from your dream within a dream, and realised your obsession with a 14-year old actress doesn't make her your girlfriend.
would be fun sitting in a boxcar with an open door watching the country roll past you with a couple of hobo mates (one of them playing a guitar or harmonica)
>>202050299hmmm fat arse muslim girls
just want a girls fat arse right in my face
>>202050394umm why would she be 14. she is not 14
do you sleep in total darkness lads?not afraid of the dark or anything but i've developed a habit of sleeping with my desk lamp on because it has low warm light and adds a comfy ambiance to my smelly bedroom, plus i'd have to get out of bed to turn it off and i can't be arsed
>>202050462l have my laptop on 24/7
>>202050400this post just reminded me of those youtube channels that film themselves doing crazy shit on moving trains and now im watching them
>>202050463had a black friend from zimbabwe and mumstein thought he was such a nice boy, little did she know i used to get him to shoplift for me
>>202050462i used to sleep with my big light on until a few years ago now i sleep in the darkness
>>202050485you mean like those lads who rode on that train that goes across the sahara desert?
wankin' and pooin'
>>202050463blondes are subhuman
15 is the best age for breeding
skyping the American gf got any good memes to share?
drinking red wine diluted with water. feeling... sophisticated. you already know im holding the stem between my ring and middle finger and cupping it in my hand
>>202050531
>>202050531what state is she from? got a texan one myself
>>202050545who's this fat fucken moll
>>202050540
>>202050499yeah but a lot more hectic also cant read or write the word hectic without spanian's voice ffs
fruit flies are after my wine
>>202050579gobble them up
I HATE YOU ALL
>>202050575spanian is a horrible thug, i don't care that he's no longer a criminal, he definitely doesn't do anything to discourage the eshay culture he comes from
>>202050591my nan ate a fruit fly once
>>202050531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVVlYqiOgIE
>>202050591then i would have to swallow a spider to catch the fly
All hail Macbeth, thane of Glamis, thane of Cawdor, hail Macbeth thou shalt be king hereafter
>>202050610best just skip ahead and swallow a cow thenget it down you
>>202050595wtf
>>202050597yeah i agreefunny how he cant legally visit america because of his criminal record even though we're full of violent brown peopleand i only know this because i researched eshays out of curiosity one time as ive barely ever heard of them
why do foreigners know about spanian
>>202050629aha u wotahanah but what you mean by that haha
>>202050659if he gets rich and famous enough he can visit, apparently there are loopholes
Smoking
Most people have herpes, yeah?
is ether good lads?might buy some ether
my parents wouldn't be allowed into the uk because they are felons. we visited finland doe lol
>>202050688herpes zoster yeah
>>202050695is doing a school shooting still considered a felony there?
must suck to have a std if you're a virgin. i'm a hypochondriac so i get worried about it, but imagine if it happened for real
>>202050695who tf has felons as parents?what are you like
>>202050715No I mean herpes simplex
>>202050732well right now i'm enjoying a glass of wine, but my father is probably out smoking fentanyl. it was actually just my mom who went to finland with me
>>202050732felonies are based
>>2020507441 out of 6 in the US
>>202050462I used to at home but now I have to keep the lamp on or wait till daylight to sleep because if I wake up in the dark here I panic
>>202050686How much weed do you smoke gingerpedo?
>>202050789At least a couple of grams a day
everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
>>202050804No wonder you're brain dead
>>202050823thc increases brain activity
>>202050823On the contrary, I'm one of the more educated posters here. All I do is read
If weed were legal here I'd probably take it. Not smoking though but edibles sure.
Is garry kasparov itt?
>>202050836yeah be careful with that
my dad is a dark triad opiate-addicted chad, while i'm a small-dicked gay wine-drinking virgin. Sad!
>>202050836edibles are the only thing that's remotely reasonably priced on darknet markets here
>>202050836what about vapes? I'm thinking of trying them myself.
>>202050716it's simply a formality, but yes.
used to love living on the gold coast but now i'm getting sick of all the fucking tourists
>>202050935try changing the name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAhIZhcWB3sholy shit this looks funsurfing the roof of a 4x4 while your friend drives in the countryside of a bumfuck country like georgia
>>202050854I can assure you it won't be legal here for 20+ years.
i pay $275/month for health insurancemassive ripoff
>>202050935the lack of trees is troubling
I’m beginning to realise most people are too stupid to grasp the concept of an anecdote. For example, when one person of a particular characteristic says or does something, the normgroid immediately assumes everyone with that characteristic must think or act the same way. I used to think they were just joking, surely they couldn’t be that stupid— but they really are.
>>202050832You have never once demonstrated anything resembling intelligence
>>202050935there be gold in them there hills?
would never visit the east coast of australia. west coast is the best coast ALWAYS
>>202050963not all normies are unable to grap the concept of anecdotes
>>202050975there's nothing in western australia except perth which is like a 240p version of melbourne, and a couple of abo-infested mining towns
>>202050988yeah, i don't want to be around you people. you're just us with stupid accents
>>202050963Ironic
>>202050975since everything is upside down in the southern hemisphere, technically the east coast is the equivalent of the west coast in the northern hemisphere
>>202050999they're way more friendly and hospitable if i were about to get surgery i would shoot the shit with an aussie but if it were another american they would probably just stare at the screen for the whole duration
I have a $7500 balance on a American Airlines Citi credit card. I have to go to jail for a year soon, whats the best thing for me to do, short of paying it off. I have the money to pay it, but thats all I have. Was hoping for some advice. Thanks in advance.
DTFIC has been here all day and night while I work on my game, lol.
>>202051032lmao what did you do retard
>>202051034Will it have sex?
might replay sleeping dogs, fun being a little ching chong chinaman and doing kung fu against meat cleaver-wielding triads
i'd be chilling with the wildlife. makes me laugh when people are scared of australian animals. oh, is that a big spider? are you afraid of the invertebrate?
>>202051043Never. It's impossible
>>202051045i'm more scared of snakes tbf, particularly brown snakes, not only are they one of the most toxic land snakes in the world, they're also quite common and highly aggressive to the point that they will chase you
>>202051042>got into a fight>released on parole>got a dui while on parole
Always glad my ancestors can here instead of Australia I'm afraid of their wildlife
>>202051068https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5119489/Polar-bear-presses-nose-against-car-window.html
time not found
another cup poured, this time UNdiluted. getting barbaric
not a fan of nip slips me, but I'll takes whats I's can gets
>>202051091Those are thousands of kilometres away from me
deporting all the canadian geese
want to install a periscope that looks out of the roof of my house so i can spy on my neighbours and see when the postman is coming
>>202040573>>202040570>>202040624>>202040649>>202040652>>202040670The saddest part either spainfreak has atleast one friend in the word (imagine that burden) or some random loser pretended to be spainfreakAnd he samefags with all these VPNs Fucking mentall sickness if ive ever seen it. He spams here all day so i doubt he has ever gone on holiday and posted here. Then again i imagine an obese sociopathic virgin such as him would find it hard to do anything other than sit in his hotel room without getting severe withdrawal symptoms.
>>202051157sometimes i watch people with binoculars from my window
Anyone else notice the thread quality drastically decrease the more Canadians there are itt?
>>202051186Project on amerifreak
>>202051180do you live on top of cliff? i'm trying to imagine a house situated where you would need a binocular to see everything
>>202051176all me
>>202051091
>>202050953what does that get you
>>202051194I do want to try Japanese mayo but I've only ever seen expensive imports in the store
>>202051195no, i just use binoculars to see people in higher detail
>>202051236Fuck off weeb
who the fuck eats it like thatwhy can't he use his lips like a normal person why does he instead scrape his teeth against the spoonwe hates it
>>202051176So do you go back and read all the old threads in the middle of the night or were you seething about this for hours or did you wake up really early to post this?
>Japanese mayoLmao fagget
my bum is full of poo
>>202051236>mayo, domestic :|>mayo, Japan :O
>>202051034/brit/ is peak around 4pm-12am GMT (11am-6pm EDT) when the lads are out of toil and ends when bruce is finishing up his morning coffee
my health insurance is 9mm if i'm ever too sick to get out of bed, i'll be exercising my 2nd amendment rights promptly
reckon i'll go to gymtoil at around 4:30, most of the high schoolers should have cleared off by then but it's just before the 9-5 normies roll in
>>202051253>not bringing the food to you Amazing how even the most educated blacks are still primitive
>>202051271are you going to kidnap a doctor and force him to treat you at gunpoint?
>>202051284thats the best time to go
>>202051269my cooking programs all say nice things about it so I want to try it
>>202051287Obama is like 75% White
>>202051271I have £25,000+ tied up in a pension pot, all contributions I made during my last job (over 5 years ago now).Deeply regret putting that money in there as it is a dead cert I will never see retirement. The money would be much more useful in my normal bank account right now.
>>202051295how am i going to do that if i'm stuck in bed
Japanese mayo just has sugar in it Honestly find it revolting
>>202051306shooting yourself then is it?
>>202051271>implying anyone gives a shit>implying I'm sympathetic to your situation (I'm not)>implying it mattersBlow your head smooth off
>>202051287nowrong answerit's because he's a lizard
BEEP BEEP
pissing it down with rain out therethankfully I myself am inside, where it remains dry
>>202051331EP
>>202051316i'm going to shoot the disease... my lord, aussies really are thick. put some sunscreen on your noggin to stop the sun from frying it, will you?
>>202051305i consider pensions a meme for anyone younger than gen x world will get entirely fucked by then
kewpie mayo is not that expensive and it comes in a handy squeeze bottle which is so soft that it's almost a bag
>>202051341>aussies really are thickno they're not, it's just me
>>202051331ive seen a road runner outside when i was lifting (i live in arizona)wasnt even scared of me, i dropped the weights i was holding and it didnt even flinch
australians always put on a funny accent when they try to communicate with chinese people where they're not sure if they speak english
Wile E Coyote is a /brit/poster? Well I never
if pakis find the term "paki" offensive then i'm going to start finding the term "aussie" offensive
canadians are the only anglos NOT allowed to use the Y-slur. pisses me right the fuck off
>pensions>yeah bro let me just hold up money for 40 years instead of investing it now
>>202051232>medical, dental, vision>$0 deductible in network, $200 out of network>$0 copay for hospital or my regular physician visits>$20 copay for prescriptions, and specialist visits>90% coinsurance (i pay 10% of expenses after deductible has been paid)
>>202051320Please seek help if you are considering suicide. You're not alone, mate
yippie!
>>202051383it's not offensive because racism = prejudice + powerthats why you can go to china and call them chinky
>>202051393Lots of companies will math your contributions and you can wire it off your taxes
>Rachael 'Raygun' Gunn has been ranked the world's number one breaker thanks to the points she claimed for winning the WDSF Oceania Championship which booked her spot in the Paris Olympics.based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVs--uHf4sE&t=65s&ab_channel=AIKIDO-NSK*walks in /brit/*yea, that's right...
>>202051383what is >intention
>>202051404
>you’re not alone mate
>Rachael 'Raygun' Gunn has been found dead in an apparent overdose
thinking of buying some stumpline pups
>>202051459Fanny Chmelar is a funny name
mad to think that dylan klebold and eric harris would be 43 years old if they were still alive
>>202051419Is it possible to learn this power?
Bradley Walsh made an official statement today: "All my laughs have been completely faked for television. I deeply apologise for misleading you."
what's the /brit/ consensus on the third shooter conspiracy theory in columbine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXynbW7GYGM
>>202051502pretty sure everyone here knows that. or at least, i hope they do. i always saw bradders laughing images as an ironic thing
dont understand why none of these school shooters can get their pipe bombs working properly
>>202051495Not so much for Eric but Dylan did the right thing, imagine being a 43 year old man called Dylan
>>202051509CHUBBY WOMEN ARE EROTIC
>>202051511sounds like a conspiracy theory
"chubby" women (fat fucks) should be forced to diet
>>202051556preferred when she had the nazi tattoos
>>202051556Mad how she’s forced to live her whole life as either a tattoo artist, punk/goth hairdresser or a barmaid at a gay club
>>202051577me and the candy raver gf
>>202051580Or pornstar/whore ofcourse
>>202051580it's 2024, people are allowed tattoos
Haven't laughed for over a year
michelle, my bellesont des mots qui vont très bien ensembletrès bien ensemble
having a cup of espresso
voo lay voo cooshay avec moy, shay swah
>>202051194Slaw, mac and cheese, and a dipping sauce.
>>202051600you're a miserable right bastardwhat about a clown? would that make you laugh?
>>202051599>hi I’ve come for the position of bank clerk
>>202051501yes, with aikido
>>202051194>>202051236>>202051628less than human
>>202051600A man went to the doctor one dayHe said, "Doc, I, I don't know what to do. I don't know who to talk to, I'm completely depressed. I don't know what to do with my life. It's full of uncertainty. I wake up every day until I just, I can't see a light at the end of the tunnel"And the doctor said, "Well, it's great that you came in today of all days because the Great Clown Pagliacci is in town. And he has a show tonight and nobody ever goes to his his live performance and doesn't leave, you know, completely full of life"And the man burst into tears and the doctor said "Well, what's wrong?"And he said "Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci"
>>202051509Imagine her filling those with a steaming clump.
>>202051669incel "humour"
fizzy plum ginger limeade
whys my man talking about inshallah these times he don’t even pray
>>202051509>>202051556very modest
>>202051654t. recently ate England's national dish: egg noodles in a bed of warm mayonnaise
alhamdullilah your mother will be raped by camels
allahu akbar aisha al'qaym achaim
anyone remember the cuckio meme
minecraft enchanting table language
>>202051719>cuckio memeremind me
oh me and my cousin one arthur mcbride
>>202051258What the fuck do you think runt, i had an old thread open.
Imagine being Nickolas Cruz, kid who did Americans largest shooting and lived. He’s 25 now and everyday he wakes up and realises he gave up his whole over an incel freakout when he was almost done with school
Dudes on the internet be like>It's a shame that millions must die, but a paternal dictator really is best and anyone who disagrees is a retard But in real life be like>NO FUCK OFF MUM I DON'T WANT ANY VEGETABLES
>>202051746His whole what?
>It's a shame that millions must die, but a paternal dictator really is best and anyone who disagrees is a retard>NO FUCK OFF MUM I DON'T WANT ANY VEGETABLES
>>202051412>>202051420stfu chewbs
>>202051783Whole lifeSozza just woke up
>>202051473wouldn't be surprised if she topped herself after all the bullying
i am tired of being caught in the tangle of /brit/'s lives
>>202049923I want a friend from Australia i want to visit the land down under and need a friend or twink
>>20205181490% or more you don't know
>>202051746he's literally retarded, he probably is incapable of processing that, also he's a violent sociopath who would kill again if released
>>202051775uh mate that's a maternal dictator, clearly different and perfectly consistent
the british government in 2024 has as much regard for their citizens as they did in the 19th century for the irish
>Jurors were presented with an 18-page list of search queries from various Google accounts. The list included searches such as "how to become a school shooter", and "pumped up kicks columbine high school"
>>202051746the largest shooting was the memory holed las vegas hotel one
He's desperate to FUCK
>>202051865the largest high school shootingi think cho still beat him in the school shooting category but that was a university, not a high school
>>202051865Who’s the living biggest yank shooter? (I mean to originally say largest school shooter but tiredberg rinsed me)
>>202051861>keeping search historyomd
how will autists cope if we discover element 120 before element 119
and the silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload
hate being poor, i'm too genetically superior for it, i don't deserve it
i can't bring myself to finish the glass. because then, it'll be gone...
obama
thinking about a big ol panzerotti
mousepedo
>Cruz's Google and YouTube search history were presented to the court, showing searches of child pornography, rape, racism, Nazism and killing animals.This nigga was retarded. Do yanks not put mentals in mental health centres or something?
>>202051981bizarre post
>>202050125its fake
big triple pack bowl of mi goreng noodles into the belly
>>202051985freedom ain't free
>>202051920Why they not doing it in order?
>>202051957>>202051958you're getting annoying with the ai posts
Want to sniff her dumper.
>>202051920we discovered a bunch of them out of order. 114, 116, 118, and 115 were discovered before 113
>>202052015you can't detect the real ai posts, because they're smarter than us
For example why’s isn’t >>202052019in a mental health centre under involuntary care?
dumpster sniffer
pathetic how our prisons are full and have to release somedid the government not anticipate this?does it cost that much to build a few more prisons?why not just execute someheight of incompeyence
>>202051985Ronald Reagan did away with mental health services in the USA because it was too much government regulation or something.
thinking of having missionary sex for the purposes of procreation with my wife
>>202052027Why is this done? Can you half find out an element and research the number or something?
it's not right for the brits to be less harsh than us on their criminals. draw and quarter them, for tengri's sake
>>202052046usually when they have to release prisoners due to overcrowding they give priority to non-violent offenders so it'll be mostly white people getting out
>>202052061Reserve****Fuck I’m going to stop posting soon clearly woken up with autism today
>>202052069uhh why not let them stay inand just execute all the bad ones
>>202052035Because they don't have centres, they have centers.
>>202052061a lot of the modern discoveries are just bombarding elements with other elements and trying to get something stable. it isn't placing protons manually in the shells to create new elements
>>202052061it's the number of neutrons in the particle
>>202052043great post
>>202052035Stay mad faggot.
filling my penis with marbles
emma watson is ugly
>>202052142>>202052153
alls my life i had to fight, nigga
>>202052142>>202052186You’re a dirty nonce ‘emmayank’. Jelly and ice cream when the police do you
americans all hate each other and don't get along, and that's why we are the most powerful country. you wouldn't understand
americans can attack each other but if you attack us we will destroy you
>>202052153I'm not clouded by a crush on her as a kid so I can say she alright, like I ain't having fantasies about her but if knocked on my door frothing at the gash for me I'd give her a poke
>>202051775You are severely mentally ill.
>>202052208Evidence of me being a nonce?
Mental that we got rid of capital punishment over one poor case. Yes there was support to get rid of it beforehand but it’s fucking mental how we don’t bring it back for open and shut cases, especially now they we have much better tech, understanding of mental elf so we can remove retards getting culled and not get the wrong guy
>deadliest high school shooting in the United States.I like that it has its own category. God what a fucked up country
>>202052208emmayank isnt gingerpedo and gingerpedo isnt emmayank
>>202052257You posting those picks of children but also have a scat fetish (degenerate on its own, same as a nonce) for an actress who became famous for child acting only
>>202052275>open and shut casesno
>>202052301>>202052301>>202052301
>>202052276i know. it's great isnt it?
>>202052309>forgot the britOmds
I am here to suffer
>>202052300I don’t post pics of any children thoughbeit>>202052309Fucked it
PROPER NEW >>202052374
>>202052288It’s obviously the same person. Both yanks personalities obsess over the same person daily years. His ‘emmayank’ side gets deeply offended when you link the two because he’s separated them in his head
>>202050977>Humanized Rainbow DashEnd your lifehttps://derpibooru.org/images/1991107>>202050039kyshttps://derpibooru.org/2065473
