blista compact edition
nothing ever happens
Wetherspoon(s) is known as very cheap, but they charge surcharges at all their central London (loosely defined) pubs.Therefore, if you are in central London and want to eat or drink for pennies at Wetherspoon then you need to be a bit more cunning.Firstly, soft drinks, including coffee, are not marked up. Free refill hot drink - £1.56 Alcohol-free cocktail £2.41 Cordial - 35p or 38p 200ml mixers (tonic water) - 89p Pint of Pepsi Max/Lemonade, or Orange Juice & lemonade £1.95 330ml Cans £1.44 (R Whites, Old Jamaica, San Pellegrino) 500ml Monster £2.35 J2O has a small mark up - from £2.26 to £2.65Bar snacks also not, if you're peckish: Peanuts 78p Crisps 93pThe alcohol is probably what you are after, though it's unavoidably more expensive in Central LondonFirstly if you want some decent booze then a meal deal is the way to go. The 'deli deals' are a 10" wrap (chicken, breakfast or vegetarian breakfast, basically), with any drink. The price varies from around £5.25 outside central London to £8 in central London. This includes any drink, e.g., Leffe which might be around £5 outside central London to £7 in central London. Note that Wetherspoon's Leffe is the real Belgian deal, not the watered-down brewed-in-Manchester muck they sell in supermarkets.Brewdog Elvis Juice is slightly larger than a pint (660ml, 6.5% ABV) and is another good choice with a meal deal.There is a £1.03 supplement for chips (or salad, lol) on the cheaper meal deals, which don't include chips -this is worth it. Other meals are available and are slightly more expensive. The burgers are particularly bad!
another day
>>202055274looks nothing like her her proportions are all off
wrote down a list of things I need to do today so I feel satisfaction ticking them off and will be motivated to do themotherwise I'll blink and fast forward 6 months
>>202055300wrong
>>202055291or just find a less shit pub instead
>>202055305I do this but then still don't do anything
>>202055310m8 it looks like a different person only similar because it's a generic white woman face. but her face is way smaller and more scrunched up. shes flattering herself
just got in from toil
>>202055338faceblind mong
I've had great experiences and met wonderful people from dating apps but, I'm constantly burnt out now from never resting and going on 2-3 dates per week.Including work, social life with a wide acquaintance circle, and personal hobbies.It's not great, it's financially and mentally exhausting, especially with dating new people and going through "an interview" again and again.So it can't be done for too long.
what do people who can’t cook eat
>>202055356im literally noticing more than you. you're the faceblind one who cant tell the difference
planning on heading down to the cemetery today and laughing loudly as I walk past any funerals lmao
>her face is way smaller and more scrunched up. shes flattering herself
>>202055373she isn't going to shag you m8
will leftypol's gluttony ever be satiated?
>>202055365
>>202055382always with the food with that lot, bizarre
>>202055399I accept your concession
>>202055400it's the only string to their bow seems like, only thing about immigrants that even most rorkes would agree is positive (not me though i don't like chinky or curry)
>>202055400the absolute height of their desires is in gorging themselves on exotic street slop
>>202055406you accept my concession? what? I most certainly did NOT concede anything in this argument.
Skiving off work to go hand out free beer outside a nearby prison to all the crooks getting let out early. With any luck they'll all start a riot
lol
>>202055430you made to counter argument therefore my last argument stands unopposed undefeated.
>>202055446>toOh dear, is that a spelling mistake I see? Deary deary me, your defeat is now final.
>>202055364constant takeawayand I really do mean constantI have a mate who gets takeaway every single day for lunch and dinner
>>202055459cope, reach etc
>>202055400it's literally the only argument they have to promote diversity - "omg more ethnic restaurants!"
clash of the titans today chaps
>>202055364>cereal/toast>sandwich>frozen oven meal/microwave dingerseen people eat this every day
>>202055471how does he afford it
>>202055471new family who moved in a few doors down from me do the same thing
I spend on average £250 a month on takeaways
>>202055499what do fancy people have for breakfast? other than cereal, toast and the old full english once in a while there really isn't much else to it
my 95 year old grandad eats fried food every day
>>202055507you must be my neighbour across the street. swear every time i look out the window there's a deliveroo guy outside that cunts house
>>202055500he's a bit of a shutin and lives very close to work so apart from rent all he really spends money on is food
reminder, that woman's picture is bad and I was right. and that anon was a white knight
if we weren't a woke country you'd be able to just uber slags to your house to shageUberShags
>>202055507do you not realise how insane that is
thought the new fella at work was developmentally disabled but hes actually just south african (white)
thought the new fella at work was developmentally disabled but hes actually just a nigger (black)
>>202055515people are so locked in to eating certain foods for certain meals but every meal should be some combination of protein, fat and carbs. I had an omelette with some veg and fruit (all organic, obviously)
PHWOAR
credit card bill was 2.4k this monthwhat a fucking disgracedunno who spends all my money
*leans to one side, raises one buttock off the seat, and rips a loud fart that everyone in the thread can hear*
me? minted. Every night is takeaway night.
>>202055584lend me a tenner mr millionaire
>>202055515fresh handmade pastries with preserves that are high in fruit contenteggs benedictfreshly caught salmonmaybe some organic yoghurt
>>202055584cantscreenshotmong is back
>>202055609corr spaff
>>202055574looks nicedont like the plastic its in thoughneeds binning
>>202055602it's on my work tablet, which prevents screenshots and I daren't post here on that.
fell in love with a zoomer influencer on insta
>>202055574eggs look like they're made from plasticbacon looks like it's barely cookedthe cheapest little shitty sausagesaaaand frozen hash browns2/10
shitting a dick out my jap’s eye
Morning team. Toil soon. seasideMARK has his DVLA medical exam today so let's all all wish him the best.Good luck Mark!
I didn't post it because of the painting gayboy
>>202055609literally just an incubator. i.e. inanimate object. we need to lock women up in hospitals for their whole lives
>>202055609whom WHOM
>>202055643How you doing EW? Got anything fun planned today?
>>202055584having daily takeaway isn't a sign of wealth, it's a sign of acute laziness and very low standards
>>202055656dunno soz
wish i could wear those baggy trousers that zoomers wearcant due to my small penis affliction
>>202055661Got toil from 10:00 am to 14:00 pm. Nice short shift. After I might have a nap and then play some GTA: San Andreas or something idk. Need to get back into studying regularly as well.
>>202055661Don’t reply to spainnonce
>>202055668sounds like something a poor person would say
>>202055686what does having a small penis have to do with wearing baggy clothes?
>>202055686surely skinny trousers would highlight a small peen more than baggy trousers?
>4 hour shiftshow does that work then? by the time you've paid for your bus fare you've essentially not earned anything at all. we need to eliminate part time jobs
>>202055700yeah OK bro enjoy your £8 "artsinal" burger that was slapped together by a 'jeet in a kitchen built into a storage container in tottenham
love Love LOVE Triple H posting
>>202055715>>202055718penis sillouhette is accentuated in the wind
student loan costs me £137/month fucking sick of it
>>202055723I walk there and back actually.
>how does that work then? by the time you've paid for your bus fare you've essentially not earned anything at all. we need to eliminate part time jobs
Getting fast food delivered every day is poor people with bad habits behaviour.Getting nutritionally balanced, restaurant quality meals delivered every day is patrician middle class with excellent taste behaviour.Having your private chef make you michelin star meals three times a day is wealthy decadence that should be discouraged for the good of the populace
>>202055731My younger brother thought Boromir was Triple H when we first watched LOTR together.
>>202055747mine is 1100 a monthits a fucking JOKE
>>202055751don't your testicles get sweaty doing that?
Pension is increasing £460 a month, if your salary does not increase by the same amount this year you are being ripped off by the Government and its time to kill an old person or three
>>202055771I just eat chicken from a packet with potato salad and vegetables.
>>202055771Or you could just cook your own meals you consoomer brained mong
>>202055373i look like this but slim and without acne
withering (a poo is still unbroken within)
>>202055807white man's scran
>>202055807>>202055818Peasant mentality
>>202055507this is why people under 50 are always pissing and moaning about not being able to afford a house
>>202055771I've been to several high end restaurants in London and they've all just been "alright" rather than exceptional
>>202055805just have mum and dadberg pay for everything like me and then stay in contact so you inherit all their savings. they're too old to spend it
What's your favorite commercial aircraft? I like the a350.
>>202055786Why are you so interested in my groin?
Lost several stone just because my digestion is fucking awful. Afraid to eat too much because I get awful trapped wind that makes me feel like I'm having a heart attack for hours.
i want to die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
hate restaurants me
>>202055807this isnt cooking
trying to get back into gymtoil and all my lifts have taken a nosedive, pretty demoralising that, but i've heard lost strength comes back a lot faster than building new strength
>>202055858Lay off the booze lad
>>202055833Literally every single person in this thread is descended from peasants. You will never be an aristocrat.
>>202055878Only weak people let their past determine their future
Who said incels can't cook?
>>202055877I have, my stomach is okay now that my diet is restricted. I'm kind of glad it happened in a weird way, it finally motivated me to stop being a fat bastard.
>>202055894is that chicken or fish?
>>202055852don't kinkshame weirdo
microwaved chicken mmmbouncy
>>202055894
>>202055894dis nigga breathing spores
who here /very windy/
i hold hate in my heart
smartschoolboy9
>>202055917I hold blood in mine, you might want to see a doctor
>>202055916if you mean my arse then yeah i've been farting up a storm today
>>202055894blud is gonna cause The Last of Us
had a very comfy dream last night, wish i could have died in my sleep and lived in that dream forever
>>202055901I think it's pork kek
What do tits actually feel like, I'm a virgin and need to be prepared in case it comes up in conversation.
good unfucking night my dear incels i'm going to suffer for decades
>>202055961yeah on closer inspection i believe this is the case
/brit/ at 2am to 5am is where it's at
meteor in the shape of a high heel on collision course with earththe location of my bollocks? directly in the impact zone. ground zero, as it were
Might do some cooking and get a rustlers burger on
>>202055971Warm bag of salty pennies
are high school kids getting bigger. whats the reason for this. some kind of growth hormone in the water?
>>202055971Breasts feel soft, like the softness of a water balloon. I don't know what a vagina feels like.
>>202055971they're literal bags of fat, just soft. feel your bum and it's basically that but in a boob shape
>>202055979actually, I relate more to the 7am-11am crowd.my people.
>>202055971pretty much exactly what i assume all men intuitively know they feel like, unless they're fake in which case they're less squishy
wonder if I'm capable of impregnating a female chimp
>>202055992girls in primary schools definitely have bigger chebs than from say 5 years ago
I remember being a toddler and stroking my mum's tits while I was on her lap and she was asleep. They felt really nice and I definitely got some tingling downstairs even though I was about 4 or something.
just felt up my own bum and got horny
>>202056018possibly but I don't think it would survive until childbirth
>>202055992>>202056026Why you paying so much attention to school children?
Run of awful posts just then
>>202056018you're living proof.
>>202055992if you read through the rest of the thread it becomes clear, they're raised on a diet of pure takeaway
>>202056039Yeah?
>>202055992gravity is getting weaker because of global warming
>>202056052but that should be worse nutrition not better
>>202056026i remember them talking about this on the radio back in like 2008, i don't think anything has changed
once got felt up by a muscly gay bloke in a gay club, he even said 'small cock and a big arse, you were made to be fucked'genuinely got an erection but I ran away
>>202056026
that 40 year old virgin film was so dumbwho tf would ask "what did her tits feel like?"they felt like tits, moron
>>202056073not gay but this really turns me on and I wish this was me (but I'd have let him hit)
it's unfair that life seems to speed up as you get older
not sure what it is but I just find people dying before their time hilarious
>Paralympic cyclist from Afghanistan who is seeking asylum in the UK has been denied new prosthetic legs by the NHS because he does not have refugee status
>>202056100a blessing really
thread going upon a tuesday
>>202056097I...didn't actually run away.
>>202056108>wtf you mean I can't just go to a foreign country and get free legs??
>>202056104
>>202056104They were predestined to die at that age so it wasn't before there time. It was the only ever time for them.
>>202056108
>>202056108business idea: take immigrants legs away so they can't run around stabbing people and forming grooming gangs
>>202056132life isn't predetermined, behave yourself you daft cunt
>>202056127>>202056136
what are the best and worst parts about being gay
>>202055251BEST CAR
>>202056151of course it is mong
>school holidays>bus is on time >school starts>bus is late every morning because they have to pick up disruptive little gay faggots children should be sent to an island
predestination and free will are both real
>>202056161>bestUnlimited access to casual sex>worsteverything else
>>202056182presbyterian asshole
I am infatuated with an australian vtuber
I was all set to go to the shops this morning but at the last minute decided I couldn't be arsed. not exactly pre-determined is it?
I genuinely love the idea of wearing a jockstrap and getting my cheeks utterly pounded by a monster cock and getting my hole slick with his cum, but I choose not to indulge. Not gay you see.
what is it actually called? a site? parcel? plot?
never did quite understand the whole vtuber thing
people who go to heaven were predestined and it is by god's grace, but unworthy souls who go to hell only go because they chose to
>>202056206Tract
find it funnier when you see an ugly parent with their equally ugly child
>not gay but the idea of getting bummed by a big muscular bloke really turns me onAn underrated /brit/ gimmick.
>>202056207anime waifu who can respond to you irl as long as you give them money. It's just the natural evolution of sad lonely weeb culture
Do you like glistening white bleached teeth on a woman? Find it insanely peng personally
>>202056206They're all suitable words to describe it lad.Though if you were saying "parcel" you'd have to say "parcel of land" for anyone to understand your meaning. Without the context people would think you were talking about an actual parcel, like a box you'd send through the post.With "site" and "plot" you could get away with using the words on their own.
300g of grilled sardines down the gullet
>>202056227deano teeth that are blindingly white are always offputting, looks artificial
>>202056206plot of land would be the best description but all are fine with context
Once saw a fat kid fall over in the town centre and genuinely burst out laughing, his mother called me an evil bastard and dragged him away. Noticed a few people giving me evil looks and other trying not chuckle along.
fat parents with their fat kids
I have more meaningful conversations with chatGPT than I've had with anyone in years
>>202056227Not really, normal coloured teeth are best
>>202056262Yeah and what's the normal colour out your way, cheddar?
I am utterly convinced that people with no empathy have been left behind in the evolutionary process.
four poo's? four poo's in one day, thats insane
>>202056269
>>202056206Um that's an image mate
got my gay porn hat on
mad how the 40 year old virgin was like wow i cant believ eit's possible to be a 40 year old virginwhen in reality being a 40 year old virgin is the new normal
>>202056255You literally cannot have a meaningful conversation with an AI, grow up.
I have invented a new game mechanic
>>202056271howling
A really really fat man fell down and rolled all the way down the hill and pooped his pants on the way down.
>>202056291just making stuff up again are you
BECOME !! that SIMPLE CAUSE GAMED EASY AND TALENT MASSIVE LARGE ! good all touch does do . SHOWTIME ! now enjoyed epicness !!!
>>202056291Being single at 40 is relatively common. Indeed not having had sex for several years and being single at 40 is less unusual. But being a virgin at 40 is still incredibly rare
>>202056271Dunno really, sort of Dulux® Morning Light
Philosophers be like: wow, that cylinder looks like a rectangle from far away, guess the world doesn't exist
>>202056298A meaningful conversation is a discussion between participants on a subject important to one or more of them. Explain why an AI is incapable of being a participant.
Ethiopian teeth are pristine due to never having to chew
Philosophers on /brit/ be like: wow, I'm 25 and no one has wanted to shag me, guess that means it's normal to be a virgin at 40
>>202055994bums are more taut because there's muscle in there, unless you're a proper chubby cunt
>>202056350Your cock must be blinding
>>202055507genuinely can't remember the last time i had a takeaway. all home-cooked meals in this household
>>202056306Now to invent the mechanic secondary to it.After that it's just following a tutorial and the game is finished after years chilling in Thailand or innawoods adding custom blender assets and chatGPT code snippets
>>202056337AI isn't a subject, to believe an alogrithm is sentient is the same as believing that paper is thinking of a fox when your write fox on it.You are simply giving prompts to a search engine.
aye it's all the shaggers on /brit/ at 09:05AM on a tuesday
boobs feel like water from the one time i touched a boob
>>202056312ktwm
>>202056366Yes, polished to a mirror finish in your mum's arse
>>202056380alri
once tnd is initiated, i will be becoming a transnigger
>>202056323there's loads of 40 year old virgins in japan and korea, the western world is not quite at their level yet but is getting there
>>202056386
Let me tell y'all what it's like being male, middle-class and white
>>202056378Sentience is not necessary to provide a response on a subject. While it may not have subjective experiences or emotional depth, the AI can still contribute to meaningful discussion.
>>202056386fucking DONE him
>>202056386far too early in the morning to be sending cunts flying like this
>>202056380this IS a shaggers' general
we simply MUST send them all back
>>202056380don't know what you're implying here I'm a shagger and wfh which just means post in /brit/
That inane joke didnt even make sense i can scarcely see how he was 'sent flying'
>>202056428Okay fine, I concede. I was hoping you weren't one of these mongs who thinks AI is sentient.
>>202056461I'm glad we were able to have this discussion
Would thoughBraces are mein fetish
>>202056459to be fair he deserved a bit of backlash for taking such a low blow at the lad
>>202056459Mate you can't be saying that when we share the same flag, now I look mad
>That inane joke didnt even make sense i can scarcely see how he was 'sent flying'
>>202056477yeah i put a capital letter so it looked more like you posted it hehe
>>202056472She's 13 you fucking pedo
>>202056486You little rascal
>>202056482shipped him first class to pluto
>>202056491
eat this
>>202056497
thinking about getting braces just on my lower set of teeth because they're crooked, the uppers are fine
mad how the average IQ in haiti is 67
wanking on company time
do braces cut your willy
there's no reason to be rude
>>202056482a gigantic dust cloud has been spotted in the australian outback, something must have crash-landed at incredible speed...
>>202056531don't think you can get braces on your willy
>>202056525What a coincidence, same number of dicks ya mum sucks in a day heheheheh
>>202056525It's because of education rorke, get them in the classrooms with white children.
>>202056515eat my dick
>>202056425Love watching parents pretend they still love their trans kid
>>202056565weird thing to love also thats an actual female
>>202056515don't think raw pork is safe, neither is salmon unless it's sushi-grade
I have numbers from hundreds of women over the years. I wonder what kind of insane chaos what ensue if I messaged them all in the one WhatsApp group chat
>>202056515>all that fruitenjoy your diabetes
clip of noel gallagher is going around calling cobain a whinger and all the zoomer leftypols are seething going>um actually he had le depression and needed le therapy actually
>>202056587>don't think raw pork is safeIt is if she's clean
>>202056561*unzips your cock*looks like an hors d'oeuvre to me
Always something happening in britain, you never get bored
>wake up>look out the window>still live in Glasgowwhat a horrid existence it really is
>>202056588do it and post screenshots
>>202056608Yes. Warrior Sorcerer class best class
>>202056578>weird thing to love It's entertaining is all>also thats an actual femaleif you say so
you'd be surprised the number of meats you can eat raw, raw chicken is basically guaranteed salmonella though
>>202056614looks kino in its own way
Thinking about the ex girlfriends from over the years...
>>202056623he literally looks 0% female lmaodon't know how that's possible lest you be prime schwarzanegger
havent spoken to the proto gf since last thursday, feels like a year
>>202056623Colin Mockery
>>202056601yes it is rather horse-like isnt it
What's the deal with "proto gf" anywayBack in my day we just said crush
>>202056644On the depopwanktoil?
reckon due to wfh thats me locked in to the 4 wanks a day lifestyleused to have two, one in the morning and one at night like a regular person but now its too easy to have two mid-day wanks
on the suicidal-ideation-toil
>>202056663a crush doesn't necessarily talk to you
>>202056666repeatoing digits
have a scar on my willard from furious puberty wanks
i love being married and not having to experience modern dating "culture"
>he doesn't listen to any 2024 songs>he hasn't watched a 2024 film>he hasn't read a 2024 book>he lives in the past
Wonder if these women know their tits are first page google fodder
>>202056692i'd hate to be married and have the opportunity for some fresh fannois present itself but be unable to pursue it without committing adultery
my internet is slow today >>202056692how old are u
>>202056692met my wife when we were both 21 on the same college course and been together for 10 years nowcannot imagine the grim landscape of dating in your 20's thank fuck I missed it
>>202056663Incels used to be virgins
>>202056705KTIM
worst thing is being consigned to this mortal coil where suffering is inevitable and unavoidable
>>202056705>read a 2024 bookname a single good 2024 book
I'm hiring Japanese voice actors for my game
>>202056716late 20s>>202056713can't relate. wifeberg is the best fanny i've ever had unironically
been watching a lets play of a game and the bloke playing it is so annoyingly retarded at it but i've been watching so long now i feel obligated to see it through
>>202056745Bible 2
>>202056730Lmao this dude is actually mortalThis is an immortal general cuck boyTry not to die before replying to me lmao
absolutely screaming at these lads who think they're happily married but actually their wives are having secret affairs they don't know about
all i do is talk about how much life sucks, but i would never kill myselfgigachad.jpeg
>>202056707get different results, me. they know what you've been searching for
>>202056753mad ting >>202056764dont be bitter mate
absolutely wanking at these lads who think they're happily married but actually their wives are having secret affairs they don't know about
>>202056762The bible is already a sequal to the torah
>>202056745We Who Wrestle With Godby Jordan Peterson
>>202056707if they had an issue with it they wouldn't dress like sluts.
sucking a shagoid willy bum
>>202056764well my wife is an actual turboautist so i don't think she has the ability or inclination to have an affair
>>202056767You get results for gimp suits and buttplugs?
>>202056764need a hotwife wife me
New>>202056786
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_and_ring_mark
>worst thing is being consigned to this mortal coil where suffering is inevitable and unavoidable
>>202056778Fuck mate you gooed in my eye, out that hog away
God Is Not Gayby Christopher Hitchens
>>202056815i am not a bus window, if anything i'm more like the guy sitting down
>>202056809pls have courtesy for us laptop posters and delete m. from your link before posting
>>202056745All Things Are Full Of Gods - David Bentley Hart
it's mortal toil not mortal coil
>>202056852have u actually read this?
Wojak fuckin the fat goth girl fell off too quickI appreciated the lore behind it
im gay and i suck n word willies
