talking stick edition>>202053135previous
brushing my teeth and going to bedgood night
time for my nightly cry
for me, it's the nightly prayer for death to befall me in my sleep
I kneel
Ask me any question and I will answer 100% honestly
>>202056820thoughts on facesitting?
>>202056829it's hot, rimming during makes it even hotter
not pumped at all just sort of tired
im thinking of pulling a wetback to work at a Starbucks and enroll+speedrun in their asu college program and eventually make it back here and continue with my actual careerI'm >white and competent btw is it even worth it? I don't even live a shit life I'm pretty comfy over here but I'm just baffled at how even 16/hr after tax absolutely cuck the shit wages ive had since my teen years working as a barista on literal child slave labor (I started working at 15 because I wanted fucking Microsoft points and I don't even think 4 years of torture even reach a years worth in le land of the free)I don't even care if I have to suffer the american commute struggle I must pledge allegiance to da flagshould I do it bros?
>>202056927yeah go for it, knowing fluent English puts you above 90% of your competition
>>202056918is suicide for bitches?
>>202056963Yes
>>202056990didn't ask you
says here you missed out on teenage love at the age of 13 so will you be having the obese one, the single mom or the mentally ill one?
>>202057030I'll take my princess with a disorder please.Need me an angel with broken wings.
>>202056993I gave you the correct answer, you're welcome
>>202057050good, you'll have to share her with a few other guys every time she feels you did something wrong but you don't mind
>>202057084You've clearly never had to deal with an incredibly clingy "I will kill myself if you leave" girl before.
>>202057132you clearly have seeing that you're happily married
>>202057164margerald
Your reaction?
>>202057225Anime? not a fan.
A fine morning.
>>202057495hey I was here a few weeks agolots of fat hispanic people, but its a nice area
I have discovered a most magnificent phenomenon. You know how usually a song sounds best the first 1 or 2 times you hear it? I don't know why, but for some reason slightly increasing or decreasing the pitch seems to nearly perfectly replicate that. Been listening to my entire playlist but with everything slightly pitch adjusted and the euphoria is almost indescribable. It's even better considering your own playlist is cultivated perfectly to your preferences. imagine if you'd discovered all your favorite music at the same time. Its so intensely pleasant
you know, i was saving the drop of vodka to keep the uglies away tomorrow. but man-alive, i feel like dancing, and i'm going to dance with you, /cum/. gonna down it, and here we go. i believe we'll be dancing to "September" by Earth, Wind and Fire. are you ready? i'm getting up now, and the freezer's very close, so stretch if you need to!
>>202058219Am i invited to the cookout unc?
whew! oh damn, haha. wore myself out! fuckers, i am out of shape! ah, well we broke a sweat together, huh?
ow! i got sex-legs... my muscles are all wonky.
>>202058219You need to quit alcohol
>>202058512i know. i want to. but my life gets empty fast without it. it spooks me. i got sober for... what, two weeks? and aside from the cravings, the withdrawals, what i really wrestled with, is the big, empty, nothing of my life. i think famous people can quit, because their lives are rich in other respects. it's easy when you can just get on a plane, and leave your circumstances. but i can't. and i'm very weak-willed. so! *clap* back to business, enough of the bloggies.
>>202058689Emptiness is preferable to liver failure.Stop now.
>>202056878based and same. i love eating ass
>>202058736well, i can't drain what i've had from my veins, so i think i'll live it up.
>>202058909Yeah you can live it up now, but please stop tomorrow, and don't resume.
Was the victim of a racist hate attack today
>>202059018Finland is better
>>202058938i wish i had you forever. a persisting voice telling me, "No, stop. Put that down."
>>202059073Well remember me tomorrow.I don't know who you are, but I don't want to see a /cum/ anon poison themselves. You can stop now. It's not too late.
it's time for you to slop up my knob
>>202059044Thanks lad you're one of the good ones
Did you know about the black people?
two more hours until i'm offi'm kinda dying lowkey
it's real nigga hours and /cum/ is dead, what's that say about this general, hmm?
>>202059691bruh it’s 6am
>>202059082i will remember you.
anyone here working on their ged?how long did it take you to finish a year's worth of math?
anyone have the>I'm 24. 24 is young?
okay. let's do this. i'm ready. er, not "ready", but the equivalence. i promise you, if i have any entertaining or exciting nightmares, i'll transcribe them. but i hope don't.
i'm going to the masturbation station
saved thsi thumbnail to tell you that im cold its too cold im shivering and need to put a Tshirt on in bed
>>202060774i wonder waht this guy is doing
my dick is perma hard lately even though im shaking so idk
today i will find that Donut Country OST track which goes, boop boop boobooboop
a bit of my foreskin is purple
if they arent alloewd to say "hes the janny - thats why hes allowed to break the rules" then why is he allowed to imply that he is the janitor? why can he get people banned then go ">banned" not that i am starting up yet at this time today and that later has to happen
he is so bad
wowowwowwowowowwwowow
*plants catnip in your garden*
It's weird Japanese people look like Chinese and Koreans beings that they're white aryans.
thats nuts
i bought a different sort of that sliced cheese today so now all my pizzas will taste of katsune curry instead of sweet honey mussy + spicy chilli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzO5zb0SY0wmicrowave
cymbalta
