the ultimate 5 edition
gone pooin'
include me in the screencap
about to create a banga sanga, as the aussies call it, for luncheons
do enjoy a good lube wank but hate how it feels in my pubes after
watching me auditing videos
>>202060895>This description of a mental illness describes me perfectly in every way>Not me thoughuhh mate?
I lack the "killer instinct" as it werefeel as though a man could just steal a girl away while I'm mid-date with her
>>202060924got very bushy pubes and big hands and a small cock so i have to trim them or they'll get caught in my palm when i'm wanking and it hurts
rats nest of clotted poo hair known as my bumhole
>>202060866part of it's surely a personal brand thing. It's partly what they're known for and how they're recognisedplus it harkens back to when they peaked
>>202060943By and large why I don't bother.Can't be arsed constantly second guessing myself and worrying she'll find someone better.
>>202060938eh those things are always somewhat vague and you can easily self-diagnoseI think I'm just a bit of a broken person more than anything
*feeds you lovingly*
safety is for twerps
smartschoolboy9
>>202060943>feel as though a man could just steal a girl away while I'm mid-date with herbafflinghow could one envision this and not even have the urge to stand up for oneself
Gut has been brewing up some gnarly poos today no idea what's causing it
And remember, NO SLACKING!
>>202061001did you know he used to post here
>>202061001No one is going on whatever paedo website you keep shilling
bloody right and all nige
>>202061019mousenonse finally revealed
>>202061011is a girl like who would swap guys mid-date even worth fighting for
>>202061045take it off em I say, give it to me I say
>>202061045theyre all rich especially him come off it
excuse me I, would like at least one OP (you) for my successful special 5-get picture
Hello.I want British friends.I want to play video games(I like FPS) and talk about British and Japanese cultures with them.Thank you.
>got very bushy pubes and big hands and a small cock so i have to trim them or they'll get caught in my palm when i'm wanking and it hurts
Free to live.Free to choose.Embrace freedom.Become ungovernable.Reject authoritarianism.Laws are merely suggestions.Stop waiting around to be told what to do.Do it yourself.Live life the way you want to.Have it your way, every day.Live free or die.Simple as. DIG IT!
>The first set of early-release prisoners have started to come out of the gates. >One fresh ex-prisoner walks up to the crowd waiting outside, recognises one of his old cellmates, and lights up a joint with him. >Police are parked down the road watching on.howling, sounds a good laugh down at wandsworth
>>202061019>>202061029truth_sticks_11
>>202061054no but you can at least think of your own dignity and stand up for yourself
>>202061106Daily Mail fewming at this
>Grandfather on hunger strike against illegal immigration has his demands HAND DELIVERED to Keir Starmer Rorke collect yer grand da
slapping stickers on my arse
>>202061081yes then boss, I'll have 2 lots of chicken chow mein with some crispy duck pancakes and a can of fanta
>>202061137KWAB
thinking of all the times I've messed things up with great womenwe only get so many chances in life
>>202061045>boo hoo i fought for the jews i'm entitled to this and thatfuck off
>>202061171blog on
>>202061001
>>202061171live in the present you soppy twat
Japanese people call the green light on the traffic light blue. Crazy people.
>>202061194the world is too fast, we can't help but live in the past...
>>202061205wind your neck in, Dr. Streuth
>>202061197that's mennal
mousenonce unmasked
>>202061171never too late ladwe're all a product of the lessons we've learnt
>>202061197they have the same word for blue and green, as I recall
>>202061045>small perk
On my lunch break lads
Mousey is actually handsome as fuck and looks normal. I've seen him before
>>202061234deeply chilling shitget him locked up forever
>>202061264twinky or hunky?
>>202061234watched the doc of this while blitzed on nigga weed and it fucked me up
Windy and quite chilly out
Ao, Ao, the MidoriEverybody wants to be my enemyyyy
>>202061264was that one picture with the bony face and long dark hair him
>>202061277More twinky
>>202061281Qrd?
anyone else done the "speed dating" thing before?done it a few times, didn't seem particularly great
Going BONKERS today lads!!!!! INSAAAAANE!!!!! I'm drinking tea AND Pepsi AND coffee, ALL CAFFEINATED!!!! I'll be pissing and shitting for the next week hahahaha!!!!!
>>202061301phwoah
>>202061302unsettling meganonce
>>202061281watching it rn, the nexpo vid?uhm...its odd
>>202061311Think you have to be a bit of an extrovert to make it workI myself am a shyboy
>>202061288I don't know which picture you're referring to
that schizoid image last thread describes me perfectly but i feel like its ujst a general checklist for unsocialized abnormal freakoids
>>202061234smartschoolboy9
>>202061287looking forward to Arcane season 2, meprobably be shite of course since we're not allowed to have nice things anymore but still
>>202061312
>>202061302>>202061322I watched this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0folj9X9nQ&t=577s
Just finished Peep Show againThey should make more seasons I reckon. Next Decemner will be ten years since the show finishedTen years is enough for new creative juices to flowThe show started under Blair, time for Peep Show under Starmer
I'm off to a funeral in an hour and instead of getting ready I'm reading up on the Lucy Letby case in the hopes she is proven innocent am I mentally ill?
freezing houmous
Curiosity has its rewards
>>202061331Same but not going to slap mentho health labels on myself
>>202061177Why does anyone else deserve itIf he fought for them, we all serve them
>looking forward to Arcane season 2, me>probably be shite of course since we're not allowed to have nice things anymore but still
>>202061361>DecemnerDecember
>>202061342first half of the episodes got leaked and its good
>>202061342been playing that dogshit game for years and only just recently watched the showit was alri
>>202061401Good lad
I too am looking forward to arcane
Any convo with women on dating apps has to be completely question basedThey can't like discuss anything around a topic without direct prompt
>>202061401mousenonce when being apprehended by the jannies and resetting his router
feeling mackyvellian
>>202061361this show got way too depressing near the end
>>202061420look mate they've got 2,000 likes so you need to be the one to put in the effort
how old is jinx btw
>>202061436Maybe that's why I want more seasons. It ended too bleakly
>>202061361Where do you think they'd be after 10 years?
>>202061447shes a cartoon does it matter
poo poo poo pookerfacepoo poo pookerface(mah mah mah maaarse)
>>202061488Legally? Yes
Get the dogs walked
got the time and money to do shit like "pasta making classes" but I don't know man why bother
disposable vapes set to be banned here wtf. Don't even use them myself, just can't stand this nanny state bullshit
>>202061495quite immature this, lad
>>202061510cry havok and let loose the dogs for walkies
You cant nonce a cartoon as the old adage goes
>>202061528BasedLive free
>>202061495great post
At the end of Peep Show, Super Hans goes off to Latvia or Estonia or something. Everyone has left Mark and Jeremy. Fired by Johnson, Jerry, and Jeff. Left by Dobby. Gerard is dead. Sophie still on bad terms. All the friends and love interests gone.
>>202061528they're pure evil tbft. trying to quit them
seems like only boomers and millennials use dating apps now, only a couple people i know use it. we all use the school or uni discord servers to "date" now
>>202061548I'll be Mark's mate I think
>>202061539Okay so hear me out this pic like lowkey has an aura?
>>202061558'
>>202061558Zoomers are virgin freaks
>>202061558>we all use the school or uni discord servers to "date" nowhow does one date using discord servers
>>202061539she cute ngl
>>202061528that shit makes a lot of plastic waste, good riddance
Burrito for luncheon
>>202061548seems quite a suitable ending that everything's gone to shit instead of neatly wrapped up with a happy finale like most sitcoms
might get a police radio, do rozzers still communicate primarily by radio?
>>202061558>school
*nasally virgin voice*my haaaaands are tieeeeed
There are precisely 0 reasons why disposable vapes should be allowed
boy call yourself a vape, because when I take a puff you'll go up in smoke
>>202061620what about people liking them?
>>202061620Government over reach to ban them surely
>>202061601yh but if they're anything like ours they'll use encryption rather than a public frequency that anyone can tune into
>>202061628they were tricked by chinese companies
I'm not sick but I'm not well, lads
>>202061632dont think this is a genuine post
>>202061628Define people
ticked 3 big things off my to do list it's a boss nigga type day
>>202061628they don't like them, they're addicted to them, there's a difference
renewing my da's driving license
>>202061632>I tried posting in /r/girlsfartingNeed trannies out of business
leftypol: *we love each other really*rorke: *I simply must get rid of him*
>>202061622saw a copper at the train station today vaping casually, never seen a cop light up a ciggy in my life, but vaping is fine? lol
>>202061637this desuvapes suck but if people wanna use them, that's their choicegovernment should stay out of that shit
tossed my disposable vapes the other day because i could feel them gumming up my lungs, gave me a bit of a fright
>>202061666cops here carry around smokes to give to derros and mental cases to calm them down
>Man is found dead inside hospital catering oven
>>202061688do they mate? tell me more*hands you a smoke*
>>202061567grapemoding gratefulmaxxer
>>202061688saw this on an episode of blue lightsgood strategy tbf
>But most disturbing of all are the photos of real children, some of which he may have taken himself, as well as snaps of him outside a school or at nearby trails. One video appears to show him chasing a child, with the words, “Chasing another boy in high heeled mini boots.”Ok that's enough internet for the day
mad how i am allegedly 'employed'days when i dont have meetings i do presicely nothing
>>202061632>I still love poop to no end, and love smelling it constantly
>>202061702>No details have been released yet explaining how the man came to be in the oven
>>202061688over here you get tased put in cuffs and have a spit cloth put over your head
>Father-of-two is horrified to find 'healthy' wife, 31, dead in her sleep from 'silent' ticking time bomb disease
>>202061632Look, I'm not transphobic, I jerk off to trannies all the time. But the best part of watching girls poo or fart is the little dribble from their fanny after they have finished. Presumably from releasing the pressure from pushing out a big fart or a poo, I'm not a doctor so don't quote me on this.It's like the icing on a cake. Don't get that with trannies.
this is my life today
>>202061319A pedophobe?
>>202061632>fart and scat community
>>202061748wasnt too healthy was she
what a horrible horrible horrible post what a horrible post horrible post horrible post horrible horrible horrible horrible
>>202061748That's obviously hilarious but it must be pretty mental to find the love of your life dead in bed hahaha
never had a single thing I've posted been funny enough to have that one bradley poster reply to me
not even going to barld that post
>>202061804that's weird, he'll reply to pretty much anything
>>202061632That much of a freak even complete degenerates don't accept you hahaha howling
>>202061705ungrapeful selfishcel
>>202061804once got like 6 bradley replies but I can't remember what it was for
>never had a single thing I've posted been funny enough to have that one bradley poster reply to me
>>202061832he im chombin yum yum grep grep yum yom yom yum yum :3
>never had
>write a funny post0 bradleys>write a true story about my miserable little lifedozens of bradleys laughing at menot on.
any ktimmer bossman in
reckon being religious is pretty much requisite to happiness, wish i could bring myself to believe in godberg
change the record singular bradley poster ffs
'cado on the /fit/ 'log
>>202061869kek so true
play that wanky poosic shite boy
>Hindu teenager is executed by mob who thought he was a Muslim animal smuggler
probably have the worst skin here... BY A HUGE margindont shower in 2 days and my face turns red! bad stuff
the mandem are actually being freed
Why is China bad for having Uyghur camps when Germany has communist camps?
>>202061974not sure what the point of your post is but yeah thats mental
drinking tropical juice to wash down my banga sangas
>>202061974must have just passed out for a week or so because dont remember asking about china, germany, or communism
>>202061973
Nikocado Avocado is now skinnier than me I reckon it's probably time I get a clue and get it all sorted already
mad that
dacias are the most sovlless bugman cars on the road
>>202062026it's easy to lose a lot of weight really quickly when you have AIDS
>>202062014cheers big ears
>>202062014screaming
finally getting an iphone after years of being an androidcel
>>202062014hflqoning
stopped working out for 3-4 weeks because my life became stressful and lost all the meagre gains i had accumulated need to stop doing this or ill be a runt forever
>>202062109stupid gym mong
>>202062109You shouldn't lose all of your gains that quickly
>>202062140bro couldn't lift it and collapsed :skull:
i need my websites to match /brit/'s freak
*enters the thread*
painting the flag of israel on my bollocks and laying stark naked outside mosque
>>202062198Never seen one of these gormless lanklets catch anything
>>202062200that nigga probably paralysed from the neck down
>The random attack - which occurred last month and has shocked the nation - left the nine-month-old boy with “serious burns” to his face and limbs.>Queensland Police have issued an arrest warrant for a 33-year-oldHow is this guy 33?
>>202062228its fake you twerp
>>202062200kwab
>>202062200That's attempted murder
>>202062223>gormless lankletsok this is ktimtheyre trying their best arent they
>>202062240No it's not
>>202062230They age like a pear overnight when they're about 34
>>202062230Never see a middle aged chinaman
>>202062230not sure what you mean, he looks like a standard chinaman to me, he's dressed like a boomer though
>>202062230chinese calendar works differently hes actually 40 in the west
got swindled by the dentistberg againfumingthats 90 quid im not seeing again
STINK FROM THE ARSEAND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Hes here
might partake of the green acid
>>202062051Like a dog and their owner innit
looks like nappynonce and the cord are hereget ready for an asinine blogpost from tilde under the pseudonym sacked woman
Long live the eternal idea of Blairism-Brownism and Keir Starmer Thought.
Tonibler Mondeo
any cures for permanent mild congestion
get the kimchi chinky chow mein scr&
u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my retawdpuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get tardpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a retawdmothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a retawdbowtion? uwu c-can i pay my tardnecowogist with my retawdpucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty retawdmiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky retawdsywup instead UwU
>>202062413sounds like you have a deviated septum and only surgery will fix that
yeah?
sounds like you have a deviated septum and only surgery will fix that
deviated your mums septum
seeing some extremely low-quality posts this afternooncaptcha: P0NG
>>202062422
>>202062230not sure why chinks sometimes do random sociopathic shit like this, there was this one chink lady who was going around spreading germs on the fruit in supermarkets during covid, and before that another chink lady who was putting needles in strawberries
*gives unsolicited medical advice on 4chan*
Everyone who go vaxxed has permanent mild congestion
>>202062459yeah cos white people never do anything bad do they
>>202062475I only had one jab
>>202062481harming children does seem to be prevalent among foreigners
>>202062461>>202062463>>202062485seeing a bit of spamming/flooding
>>202062481never heard of any white people doing anything so underhanded and spiteful for seemingly no reason
>>202062461>>202062463>>202062485 (You)seeing a bit of spamming/flooding
>>202062051Oh my god they all became their wivesVery weird!!!
What’s dating a yellow woman like lads
>>202062537back to >>>/m/umsnet
>>202062475I never got vaccinated but not for ideological reasons
>>202062413You may have an allergy
>>202062307Did they do the old trick where they provide essential health care for commensurate compensation? Sneaky aren't they
>>202062578https://youtu.be/7ZWC3Zc7TEM
afd uee dtb iii odt
so this is rorke apparently
>>202062667He cute
>>202062667corr imagine
Remember when /brit/ was normal young men greentexting funny stories about themselves like going clubbing
>>202062667little poochie
>>202062667mad how these grow up to maul africans for no reason en masse
>>202062475that's only the beginning, only a matter of time before they start getting massive blood clots, some already are
>>202062688we're 28 now not 19 we talk about toil and mortgages instead
>>202062699Same goes for the ozempicmongs
>>202062698>no reason
the puritans were the greatest people on earth
that smartschoolboy9 video was fucked lolapparently that cunt is running still running around doncaster
>>202062750post it then bumbaclaatyman
It looms
umm janitor there's avocado's arse and female cocks in the catalog again
>>202062750nah he was in doncaster way back in the day, got dealt with and moved to london before going mental again
>>202062709My point is there’s something amiss here these days. The younger posters are all discord perverts who like to gay erp “ironically”. No normie or failed normies talking about their experiences
>>202062760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0folj9X9nQ&t=623s>>202062781ah i see, grim grim grim
bomba rasclart ya dun kno
>>202062578i love horses, wish i lived next to someones ranch and i can just pet them from over the fence without ever having to own one and feed it
>>202062765>tfw no 911 2 yet
>>202062788People are all too easily doxxable, especially with the tranny mods mocking people Nope, nothing is anonymous anymore
>>202062810October 7
>>202062765love 9/11 me
it's the 8 Hour Relaxing | Bakery & Dessert Compilation Videos for me
>>202062838
>>202062765
Women look so much better without mascara
did you have any bizarre characters in your town growing up (or currently)?
>>202062857Was watching asmr with positive affirmations last night and only just realized nobody has ever said those sorts of things to me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVC1kfFwbAkI got the feeling for a feature
>>202062688This is 4chan sweetie, we don't go clubbing, we're hateful chuds who seethe on the internet 24/7.
Do you think it would be noticeable if someone cummed in a protein shake
Doctorberg said I have a deviant rectum
>>202062809do horse people let randomers do that?
>>202062897do not talk to me yankoid
>>202062895Hi 190 how's your niece?
>>202062906
>>202062902I used to go clubbing but im too old now thr loud music would probably give me a headache
mama tried to raise me betterbut her pleading I deniedthat leaves only me to blame 'cause mama tried
>>202062797that faggot has a terrible voice
>>202062895just a few bunch of gang rapists
>>202062915is that when you talk shit
>>202062895The Ratman
>>202062809I do but horses are arrogant and often ignore me>>202062923Of course why not? As long as you dont feed them
>>202062950how much is a bunch
caffeine gives me panic attacks
>>202062923used to work in a factory that was outside the city with a lot of these remote farms and such and i eas able to pet the horses when they were curious enough to approach me, that was nice, no idea if the owners knew or cared
>>202063047Wish it gave you heart attacks instead you boring cunt
>>202058569>>202058569>>202058569
Im afraid of horses They're so big and retarded I'm worried they'll kick me
>>202063058bazinga
>>202063073>>202063073>>202063073
I hate it when /brit/ is rudejust frig off
>>202062929not 190
>>202061361>>202061361kinda went to shit after the wedding anywayplus now it's be gigapozzed
