prince edward edition
>>202063073Good looking chap
>>202063073Prince imnotgayhonest
are apples supposed to make your belly feel full and gassy before you've even finished eating them?
*solemnly and apologetically frigs into the new*
might do a gas engineer course
gave catberg some roast beef
>>202063116No don't think soYou sure they weren't cider apples? Cider apples will do that and can be fatal
>>202063151what does he reckon?
>>202063155no its just pink ladies.
>foreigners eating cats and wild animals like ducks, geese does this happen herei just heard about ohio and france but i dont really hear much from irl about it
>>202063162*she loves it
>>202063169you're probably just a pathetic runt
>>202062503Just witnessed transphobia on /int/
Why have you Anglo-Saxons not stopped immigration yet?
Oi bruv don't be misgenderin me cat
>>202063177>>202063177>does this happen hereYesPikies also do it sometimes
>>202063185wicked lets see her?>>202063191not on is it
>>202063151did you give him mustard
catberg is my handsome little mister meow meow man
200 thousand Palestinians and 800k Ukrainians have been killed because of wars funded by NATO1 million dead people because of NATO
>>202063177yeseastern euros and chinks catch ducks from the ponds
Considering going to an Antiochian church to meet Christian Arab womenI think it’s inherently wrong to do
>>202063250Good old NATO
>>202063236your cat is ugly and smells
where's the postie? saw him over the road half hour ago
been offered a job and they are really making me toil for it. fill in this form. read this handbook. bla bla blah. i hate all this corporate nonsense.
anyone notice how male catbergs feel sturdier than female ones who are more liquidywho couldve guessed that
not a telecomm engineer mate
>>202063250They died to protect you Be respectful
>>202063236No way manCaberge is?
trannies are unhinged, i remember when this tranny bought an axe to a servo to chop some yobbos and the reason it gave was that it had a bad date earlier and was high on molly and people gave it weird looks at a party
>>202063300Stop raping cats Toby
Do English people identify with Anglo-Saxons?
>>202063315he didn't compliment her new axe
>>202063300got a male and a female cat and i'd say the opposite is true in my experience because the male one is a big fat cunt
>>202063277lots of horny milves to take care of, he'll be with you soon
>>202063315brings a whole new meaning to 'axe wound'
wind just BLEW my windows open thought somebody was climbing on the roof and breaking in bloody hell
>>202063349Spaincuck
>>202063352Love big fat cats
oh no my liquid cat just fell through a drainage grate
not doing the copy and paste thing in this thread in case I get banned
>>202062011Yeah I know. You never cared. But you are sorry. Very very much. You even invited a Ukrainian Nazi to parliament so you could apologize again.
>>202063352might be quite funny to roll him onto his back and see if he can get up
Reminder it's called Turkiye now
thank fuck that labour released thousands of dangerous criminals back onto our streetsI'm sure that the police are adequately prepared to deal with the crimes that they are definitely going to commit
>>202063397>>202063401thanks, you too
>>202063315How can they see a mentally ill tranny with an axe and not expect that
>>202063315That's gotta hurt
a fu ded eti bio id t
>>202063315A similar thing happened in Brighton, EnglandJust had a sardine sandwich, apple and glass of milk. Going to finish this drink then get in bed and watch a Jean Arthur film with a bag of Murray Mints. GOOD DAY
YOU'RE UNDER A CITIZEN'S ARREST
Turkyiv
asking for extra ketchup on maccas burgers is a game changer
>>202063413Maybe it's normal down under
beans on toast with a fried egg on top and then sprinkle over some cheddar cheese and whack it under the grillperfection
>>202063427>sardine sandwich
>>202063441tomato slop
>>202063315>She then attacked her second victim, Sharon Hacker, near the door, fracturing the woman's skull.
Big work meeting in t minus 3 minutes Shitting it
>>202063461are you bent?
>>202063475sacked!
wonder how catbergs get fat when they basically have an all-protein diet
>>202063453great balanced meal that
>>202063475just hide in the toilets
>>202063315scream
how am I supposed to protect myself against all these darkies they are releasing from prisons?
skirts and tights wank
*drinks a mana potion*
might become a baptist preacher
a pint of toast
might become a rabbi
>>202063501cover yourself in dairylike garlic to a vampire
>>202063315Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
Love how they won't misgender anyone not even violent maniacs
mad how the main bad guy in cod ghosts was called rorke
>>202063315imagine seeing someone who wears their psychopathy on every inch of their appearance and they're standing there with a fucking axe and you think "It would be a good idea to break line of sight on this thing".
don't understand how grateful dead got so massively popularnone of their albums seem particularly noteworthy
>>202063551I think people like the live stuff, I don't get it desu
>>202063511Sometimes do this in a skirt and tights for a laugh
brit rhymes with shit
>>202063549Bruce was flirting with him lol
>>202063453no meat. are you a weakling?
>>202063544The media are not under any legal or moral obligation to refer to tranny criminals as 'she' or 'her' or 'a woman' yet they do it anyway, even supposedly 'right wing rags' like the Daily Mail.
>>202063584australia rhymes with.... eh..... ehhh...... hmm..... fuck.....
suit and tie wank
>>202063501pick up a weapon
>>202063551They had a legendary sound system that was rare back in the day
*a-hem*GREETINGS my fellow 4chan evildoers >:)
>>202063584pozztralia
>>202063549>While he cannot remember all of the encounter because of the catastrophic head injuries he received, Rimmer knows at first he thought Amati's axe was a fancy dress prop.>"It didn't really register. I'd lived in the Newtown area for years, you see all sorts of people and you don't think much of it," he said.
>>202063614might do a rape, might not. >;^D
>>202063547What is your height and weight?
>>202063315how do you hit someone with an axe and have them get up? pathetic
mad how little I want, mad how I can't have it
>>202063641slim 5'10 man me
>>202063575you probably need to be off your tits on LSD to "get" it
>>202063612that's incredible
>>202063614ey bawss, whats da plan, bawss? are we gonna get dose 4chan goody goodies today?
Starmer’s Britain, where friends of criminals released early pop bottles of bubbly whilst law-abiding taxpayers dread the outcome.
one day you may
might go to the children's playpark
>>202063551CIA
>>2020636415'8 115lbs
>>202063686>>202063683Got kids have you?
>>202063649because it was a rubber axeFAKE
>>202063629ausFAILia
haven't done a corrspaffy in a whilehad sussy dreams about my sister last nightbut masturbation is a sinquite the pickle
>>202063533down it down it
>>202063699will soon
might go for and incelewis and clark corps of discovery expedition
>>202063706DIRTY SLAG
>>202063706don't like how he rates every second meal a 10/10wish he would drop the nice guy act and slate shite scran
just when I thought racism couldn't get any more racismer
ello barkeeppint of tea thanks
And thus, the Hindu gods were invented. Not in Bengaluru, but in Oxford-upon-Poo.
My latest order from fat cow skincare has arrivedYou're not still rubbing toxic goop on your face are you?
>>202063692Leftypol punching the air in delight shouting "GET INNN!!!"
>>202063744diego collecting the rent from an impoverished family
>>202063501I think they sell black powder revolvers over the counter in France (I could be wrong about this) but they're usually too big to be carried, 1860 colt snubnose would probably be the smallest one. Not that I would recommend getting one as you're more likely to get done for weapon possession than having wogs with knives come after you.
Bring back the ancient medieval punishment where criminals were battered, burned, beheaded, and bummed.
>>202063671It was based and I wish I could have heard it in real life >Two known configurations:> 604 total speakers, powered by 89 300-watt solid-state and three 350-watt vacuum tube amplifiers generating a total of 26,400 watts of power.[3]>586 JBL speakers and 54 Electro-Voice tweeters, powered by 48 600-watt McIntosh MC-2300 amplifiers generating a total of 28,800 watts of continuous (RMS) power).[4][5][2]> This system projected high-quality playback at six hundred feet (180 m) with an acceptable sound projected for one-quarter mile (400 m), at which point wind interference degraded it. Although it was not called a line array at the time, the Wall of Sound was the first large-scale line array used in modern sound reinforcement systems.[6] The Wall of Sound was perhaps the second-largest non-permanent sound system ever built.
>>202063706was she plugging her onlyfans on there?
>>202063756big kiss
fuck me it's only tuesday
smartschoolboy9
>>202063766>unscented>ingredients: sweet almond oil
Must be expensive to holiday in Lichtenstein
>>202063766i only use cum (full of micro plastics)
>>202063771volunteering for that last part are you?
corr i miss my uni dayssex with twenty two year olds was so peng
>thinking about that time when my ancestors used to enslave beat & rape black "people":)
>>202063799almond is naturally sweet
>>202063801you can rent the entire country for like 20 grand a day or something
hate this horrible racism me
>>202063551it was a mind control experiment
>>202063820‘
bouta scran some chili peanuts
did a capitalism
>>202063828No you can't
>24 year old virginit's just not right
slice of milkshake in the microwave
im getting the word...'zesty'
>>202063766Bar of soap and a coarse flannel is all my face needs
never did like football
the new tumble dryer arrives tomorrow, can't wait
>>202063879>he he
>>202063894they ruin your clothes dont they
>>202063879is everyone zesty these days`
>>202063861a cursory google search reveals that you at least used to be able to as of 2011, for 70 grand not 20 grand
>>202063820You had sex with twenty two year olds? Pedo scum
>>202063879look at dis zesty ahh nigga
just got off the phone with liechtenstein, they'll take 15k and a freddo per night
>>202063907No not really
d fe aeb uti dit id o
>>202063831come do sumfin abou' it den bud? aye you recon u got da minerals??!?
>>202063799You need some sort of a liquid oil otherwise tallow will just solidify at room temperatureYou could still use it like that would just be more faff
>>202063907old ones did, new ones are carefully designed not to
>>202063913LIAR
trade unions slithering down the ol' jappers
>>202063937i see. i might have to get one then
Då we dislike Kissinger here?
>>202063914sex with twenty two year olds was the best time of my life. always desperate and craving love and attention.now im stuck with old hags
>>202063932Could just scoop a bit off and warm in your hands for 10 seconds Wouldn't cost you £40 a pot either,
whats a good game i can play?
the one aspect of smoking I don't like are ashtrayshorrible unhygienic things
blud is rubbing cow fat on his face
>>202063974deadlock if u can get access
>#StarmerOutIt’s over
don't understand the logic of posting AI shite, although there are occasionally funny ones like webm related
>>202063971Yeah you could easily make it at homeBut I can't be arsed!!
>sex with twenty two year olds
>>202063929no I'm very small and weak
>>202063992
#SouthgateInWe're back
Sex
>>202063992What's funny about that one, ranjesh?
>>202063976sometimes i use coffee cups but theres nowt wrong with an ashtray
>>202063985starmer's based and not going anywhere
>>202063958make sure to get one with a heat pump, they're like A++ energy rated (again, big contrast to the dryers of old)
>>202063992can be pretty amusing when the (((Tinkerers))) stop tinkering with the algorithm
>>202064002then I will continue to do a racism
best korea just equalised, get in
wish the government would oppress everyone who isn't a straight white male while affording straight white males positions of immense privilege
>>202063976I have a nice pretty one
>>202064027something about this setup makes me feel like I've seen it years ago on /g/
>>202064005that's not funny, it's mean-spirited and incelish
>cutting the winter payment>while spending shitloads of foreigners (illegal)grim
mad how thousands of haitans are running around ohio scranning swans and doing shites on the motorwayjust bizarre as fuck
>>202064089I don't have a bed
>>202064089Number of milfs fucked?
>>202064095they need to learn a lesson for voting tory
>>202064062you'll get yours
>>202064119somewhere between 0 and 1 but closer to the 0 side of things
>>202064035>>202063985love sir kid starver. he's finally taking out the trash. #mindlessminoritiesout
>>202064095It's even more egregious when you consider it's robbing people who have paid into the system their entire life in order to accommodate people who have never paid a penny towards social security
>>202064095heh, catstanbul
>>202063976i use a beer bottle now, sometimes i knock it over but it doesnt fall out like if you knock over an actual ash tray
Charlie Veitch is a wally.
>>202064005Mental we have this technology. AI seems to have come around quicker than anticipated. The film Her only came out in 2013 and we've had AI gfs for a while now.
>>202064105luckily we have a sea stopping these mongs getting here easilybut for some reason the USA are getting letting them all in?it's fucked up20k haitians in one town
>>202064095qrd? arent the conservatives supposed to be conservative? why are they prioritising foreigners over englishmen?
kier starmer said his cat he got called prince was beautiful because it was white and had blue eyes in the kuenssberg interview
got a raise when I wanted to get sackedtoilberg fucked me once again
>>202064134if you listen to him debate youll actually find hes quite right wing, just doesn't support riots because he's also a lawyer
prisons are getting a bit full so lets release loads of violent criminals to make space for the vicious flag waving citizens with a slight concern at the increasing rates of illegal immigration#davosfinest
>>202064159he hates those palestinians dunt he must be a big israel guy
>>202064087I've posted it on /g/ a few times in battlestation threads
might post my full name, address with proof of identity and a comprehensive list of degenerate things I've wanked to and done to be honest
>we need to make tough decisions to save money ok? *ignores the millions of foreigners on unemployment bennies*lmao dead country
Are boring autists going to be droning on about the riots for years after they've ended like the lockdowns?
>>202064237go for it
we NEED to let the old people freeze to death so that we can house millions of illegal immigrants who contriute nothing to society
>>202064237>Sir Kier Starmer>10 Downing Street
>>202064238>Rwanda is a waste of money, we will scrap the scheme immediately>Okay what do you propose to do instead?>Absolutely nothingWe're fucked
dont like the way starmer addresses the public with a condescending tone like hes talking to a mildly annoying toddler, but then again it probably says more about this country than anything else
>>202063974Get into the Yakuza series.
>>202064185Labour's been in power for months mate
>>>/fit/75085306I come across women like this and get depressed because it’s so unachievable for me, there’s no way a woman like that would ever be attracted or interested in me. I’m living in a different reality. I don’t think I even exist to women like that.
>>202064211the tories were a gradual decline due to poor managementlabour actively hates and wants to exterminate britain
>>202064252The BBC will still be reporting on it for years
>>202064310Not with that attitude!
>>202064310stop putting pussy on a pedestal
>>202064273Great plan Freeze the boomers and fill their homes with migrants Economy will be booming by spring
>>202064285I loved Yakuza 0 but it's the only one I've played, not sure if I'd need to go back and re-play it before playing the others.
>>202064300werent conservatives in charge for like 20 years? how did labour reverse it all so quickly?
>>202064310she looks bogged to shit
>>202064310Photoshop
>>202064089>[Deleted]don't say you're underage even in jest, janny will show no quarter
>>202064310>boohoo I can't get a bogged obese photoshop onlyfans whore Brown hands
lads... they paved over paradise and put up a parking lot...
having children in this country with the knowledge of where it's headed should be classed as child abuse
>>202064355The Tories absolutely refused to deviate from limp-wristed liberalism so a massive chunk of their voterbase voted for Reform, splitting the vote and giving Labour one of the least representative (on a national scale) central governments in British history
we will get them inwe will support them we will house themwe will feed themsome of your grandparents will freezesome of your female relatives will get sexually assaultedsome of you will get killedbut the line must go up
>>202064354Naa just jump right into Kiwami, which is the remake of the first game.Amazing series.The spin off games Judgement and Lost Judgment might be my favourites though.
>>202064427>headedFOY
>>202064214>he hates those palestinians dunt he must be a big israel guyYeah total shabos goy
>go to bbc.co.uk>automatically redirects me to bbc.comdont give a fuck about yank politicks
>>202064439>not announcing your support to wank them offhalf-baked plan
bihbahhjukq benurun
>>202064411then banned cars
>>202064474Unfortunately you get yank politics reported on here too, zoomers think they're American.
wonder how much of the carpet in my bedroom is pubes at this pointwilling to bet it's as high as 20%
>>202064515Zoomers ARE American
my northern working class ex mining town has been flooded, never thought we'd be one to fall so soon
>>202064474our news reports on your politics more than it does on ours
>>202064488I have a sin of fear, that when I have spunMy last thread, I shall perish on the shore;But swear by thyself, that at my death thy SonShall shine as he shines now, and heretofore;And, having done that, thou hast done;I fear no more.
>>202064531ever consider hoovering it?
>>202064535you're yanks toonot much goes in canada eitherso it's understandable
based?
>>202064552that's free insulation, and he's not getting his fuel allowance this year
>>202064552Best to let sleeping dogs lie
>>202064552no
>>202064576can't see this being enforceable
>>202064576australia is the most ban happy country in the worldvile place
>>202064576'no'
Mixed my protein powder with lucozade sportHonestly it's an absolute gamechanger lads
imprison thieves for liferelease rapists and robbers
>>202064552it wouldn't be a smelly bedroom if I hoovered it now would it
>>202064572It's not true but apparently the government funded news wants us to think that
>>202064576They should have done this ten years ago.Most kids today are completely monged out from constant Internet use, they can't even communicate properly in real life.
>>202064576i expect even if they find a way to do age verification it will be a massive pain in the arse for adults, what half-baked drivel
>>202064576based if they include jewtube cos it's basically pornhub these days and it's not good for the mind
>>202064654what the fuck is summary non-motoring
>>202064576too little too late
>>202064654
https://youtu.be/6_Ku1TxkxFc?si=lpXW6l9CCaMyfbuYYou just know he was a cheeky fuck to teachers back in school kek
>>202064684tv license evasion
>>202064674you will have to sign up with id to make an account so the govt can monitor you
australia would ban happiness if they could to make the line go up
>>202064718yep
favourite thing to eat for breakfast is cheese on toast with tobasco me
>>202064684not having your loicence
>>202064411
>>202064707do you spainnonce yeah
Over 9000
>>202064756like an apple me, I'm a massive fat cunt
>>202064707will be interesting to see how this plays out, people say the bloke who owns the dolphins stadium owns miami, will he pull strings to help tyreek? a bloke with a history of battering pregnant and now this just because hes a black man who got pulled over for speeding
afghanistan is land of the afghanspakistan is land of the pakis
rorke trying to read read Martin Luthers theses
>>202064756For me it's a banana and a protein shake
>>202064798>a bloke with a history of battering pregnantfree my nigga tyreek
mad how many things we still do with relative inefficiency despite the world being more advanced than ever, reckon in a century people will look back baffled by our methods
>>202064766found watching youtube on my pc requires me to pay for a tv license lolshant be paying
rorke buying several huge tomes of extremely dry and utterly incomprehensible enlightenment philosophy that will only ever get used as laptop stands
>>202064849mad how we have 1.4m unemployed and 850k job vacancies
>>202064864i'm starting to look more and more like st. blackops2cel as i put off getting a haircut
>>202064822My landlady got a ninja blender. Made a cheeky banana, oat, milk smoothie when she weren't looking. Came out smooth as silk
im an atheist because i was born ugly. why would god do that?
>>202064883>1.4m unemployedthat's me wahey
i stole a bike once when i was 15 just so i could get home from school quicker, it was a thrill, felt like i was playing grand theft auto in real life
>>202064864You need it for streaming services as wellWho the fuck do they think they are?
>>202063177some pakistani women were caught rustling sheep in yorkshire the other week
mad how the punishment for stealing in australia is getting sent to britain
>>202064894>st. blackops2celscroomign
>>202064972why don't they just make it a tax and be done with this embarrassing tv licence shit
Any mentally ill lads take mushies?
>>202064822>>202064899you reckon banana and watermelon go together? was thinking of adding couple of old bananas in the fridge to my usual smoothies
the new>>202060885>>202060885
>>202064928Did you keep it?
>>202063461A fresh fried sardine sandwich with onion parsley and lemon is peng afa tinned sardine sandwich sounds shite
>>202065051I went in you bastard, you've done me
>>202065080
>>202065052no, i took it back to the school a few days later and left it where i found it
>>202065088>>202064928things that never happened
>>202065024or they could just abolish the bbcnobody fucking cares if stays
>children who were convieved during lockdown are now posting on /brit/
