made a few excellent posts in the last thread but didn't really get the (You)s I was after, maybe this is the thread
Gearoid Macanamarra
gyaldem poster is smartschoolboy9
>>202067279epic schoolface
>>202067050You know, if Europe formed something like a "United States of Europe" (but with a less gay name,) it'd be the single wealthiest and most powerful super-state in the history of the world. It'd be able to push around the US, the PRC, Russia, and anyone else whenever it wanted. If you're not satisfied with the current state of Britain, maybe you guys should lobby for closer integration with Europe? Oh wait...>>202067209Very much so. I finished with a 3.61 in a humanitarian degree. I added up the points though and found out I'd have finished with a 3.9 had I not pursued a CS minor.
lovely lovely shotgun blast to the head
>>202067279many are saying this
finding out about how people on etsy eat soil and dirt and mud and stuff
nth for the gyaldem
Any non-autistic man in?How do I go to the tip? Do I just load up my car with all the stuff, drive there and throw it in the big pile? Is there a man there who is going to ask what I’m throwing away?I’m not throwing away anything weird before you imply that I’m disposing of a sex doll or something
aww! how cute, she wet herself ^^
>>202067356worst one by a mile
love how cringe haka shit is
Why are there mostly perverts in Australia?Because every house in the countryside have a root cellar!
>>202067335seems like the nicest way to gojust completely obliterate your mind in an instant
>>202067356women live life on tutorial mode while using cheat codes
upsie haha
>>202067356seems like a smart, sustainable way to live
>>202067279Hate the little noises he makes, it sounds like saladfingers mumbling
looking at some of the coursework for MIT and other yank unis and its so beyond the stuff im doing actually mental
>>202067362drive up and the ones I've been to there'll be a bloke at the entrance who asks what you've got and tell you where the skip is for it
>>202067362fuck off britfeel tranny
>>202067392I don't get it
Mate moved to Australia recently and apparently the fruit machines are in a different part of the pubThey actually segregate the gamblers and the smokersSuch a gay little nanny state country
>>202067202EASY
>>202067435Root = to fuck in Australianese
my local tip insists you make a reservation online before turning up for no reason whatsoever
>>202067421saladfingers encountered him when he was a schoolboy in donnydidnt get nonced though (so he would have you believe)
>>202067461I remember you saying you were going to test their system, push it to its limits
Reading the cover letters that I wrote when applying for jobs in 2021. Absolutely fucking riddled with spelling mistakes. >"If Zurich could be described in one word, that word would be ampitious" What a fucking mong
mousenonce getting banned be like
>>202067392>>202067428Oi mate
>>202067461mine does this as well, you're allowed 5 trips a month
tip wanker loves his fucking tip
>>202067493there's not much to test, you drive up and a fella checks your number plate and if you've no reservation he tells you to fuck off
>>202067445fruit machine is what they called your mum because she kept pumping out fruits
>>202067494>My tenure at Burger King taught me the valyr of efficient and clear communication
she had a wet dream >_<
>>202067429Sounds simple enough. Thank you I’ll give it a go tomorrow>>202067430I’m not either of those things
Calvin Aris - One Piss (feat. Pooa Lipa)
If anyone can help me discover what I did wrong to completely ruin my life, I'll Venmo you $50
>>202067516better than being fly tipped innit
>>202067428answer this >>202067352
tidied half the flathaving a little tea break before I tidy the other half
feel so fucking tired every day
>>202067558you were born, send me the dollars
>>202067558Trick question. The thing you did was nothing
reaching outtoaching titstoaching poo
Bring back MSN messengerBring back skype
>>202067564I will NEVER have a flat to tidy, I will be sleeping on sofas until I work up the courage to top myself, loving life. Good work mate.
mad how he'll have kids and you won't because you're afraid of rejection and looking like a fool in front of women
whats a good game i can play?
>>202067563AI agents
beginning to think my neighbours might be involved with drugs in some way
would you take me as a constructor worker in your country if I look like this
>>202067646no such thing
>>202067646Clue Getter
>>202067615his willy is bigger than mineif I had even an average willy I'd be shagging non-stop
>>202067646F.E.A.R.
>>202067659angle doing some VERY heavy lifting for that pencil dick
i say we bust in there and find the goddamn evidence
>>202067615I'm a credulous moron so can somebody tell me to what degree he's exaggerating his own stupidity?
>>202067659wtf mate i can see your willy
>>202067659Depends. Do you have a CSCS card?
>>202067712thats my left foot, its very small
>>202067570in a cute eepey way or a sad man on the decline kind of way?
*does fuck all*
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwouldyoueatmeeeeeeeif i were a fruit xCOS I AM!!!i am GAYxxx
>>202067658bloke over the road gets drugs dropped off every other day by someone on a a scooter
>>202067615are you saying that pretending to be an idiot in front of women is a good way to get them talking to you?
>>202067202reminds me of the anon in the /brit/lympics threads that named every athlete that got silver or bronze and said they let the country down
>>202067736as in my brain feels blurry and I have little energy and could sleep all day
>>202067767fucking state of that lot
sir paul blarter
dysons are fucking shite
>>202067655what uni? i dont study compsci so i dunno if youre bulshitting or not but you seem to be the serial aussie larper who constantly makes shit up
>>202067767One on the left looks like a vampire
>>202067789Sounds like a tumour pressing on certain parts of your brain lad, I'd be conserned.
just finished laundering my pillows
>>202067762in Britain being charismatic is synonymous with being a retardlook up Joey Essex
the gf
>>202067762wouldnt try it if youre a grim little goblin
>>202067823by my pillows you mean illicitly acquired cash
>>202067828is that an amogus sus tattoo
>>202067767you might mean me. i am the lad who would post the OP of this thread every time someone didn't win gold and one of the many who ironically shitposted calling them all failures throughout.
>>202067814don't know about that, i've always been like thiswhen i was at school i'd have to sleep a few hours after getting home or feel dog tired
>>202067810why would i lie
>>202067833that guy is a grim little goblin, he just has muscles and bleached deano teeth, which in my opinion don't really detract from his goblinishness
>>202067805always have been, Henry gang
>'Pack of animals' call judge a 'nonce' as they're jailed for nearly 50 yearshttps://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/pack-animals-call-judge-nonce-29900391
had a titwank for the first time recentlywas alri but not overly stimulating
>>202067828love to see her fucked by a femboy
>>202067886no he isnt hes fine
>>202067912the best part is rubbing your anus against her belly
Anudda day at da office
You claim you like Britain but do you ever buy anything from there? To support them.
I need to go somewhere and do something
>>202067607*anon sent nudge to your bum*
https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1833500302865047641
>>202067938I bought a case of 24 bottles of Britvic tomato juice last week
everyone on those love island type shows looks and acts a clown
>>202067912try a soapy one
>>202067949don't fancy dying in the war against robo waifus, might just lay down instead
>>202067979Think that’s the point mate. Then people sit there and talk about how much of a clown they are and tune in next week to see them be an even bigger clown to make themselves feel better about not being them
>>202067812kek
>>202067979never heard of love island, any of the more astute lads give me a quick rundown?
>>202067879i gave up trying to know why you(or him) does it so thats why i dont take anything any other aussie here says seriously and avoid interacting with yous most the time. i have see an aussie flag talk compsci stuff before so maybe youre not larping but this larper is here every day at all times
what do you think the distant future will be like lads? i'll be fucking pissed off if we live in a post-scarcity star trek utopia where no one has to work and i'm not alive to enjoy it
my workplace forces me to uninstall kaspersky on my personal computer that i bring to werk. All the sudden russian r bad. why
>>202067949why are these women building their replacements
>>202068064sim city
>>202068042
lucy letby sex arse
>>202068053erm....... right*scribbles some hasty notes in your patient file*
>>202068048Think it’s just big brother but they’re on a beach instead of a house
footy tonight webm totally unrelated
>>202068064>MMO consciousness upload>in hyperhumanhuh?
>>202068064bottom left looking peng
>>202068064big nuculer bomb
>>202068115what uni though? post your card if youre not larping
Reggies :3
>>202068123NOOOOOOOO!
star trek tnd
>>202068123Why’s he doing that to the turtle
>>202068195FOY
new pop star waifu
Hello, welcome to WayPoint Survival. Today we're going to talk about the ten C's of Hobo survival. Stay tuned. https://youtu.be/_U0kZTMroyM?si=bGWlU-fraGSiwNfd
give me one reason i shouldn't eat 7 grams of shrooms and then go work out at the gym
>>202068159shant
I'll be flying out to the UK almost every week for work, how is life out there?
>>202068064catch me getting plugged into the give up machine so I can have sex with anime girls all day for the rest of my life
>>202068225think that's madonna mate
>>202068261no you wont 190. you never leave your bedroom
>>202068272done him
>>202068225i like her but she is not attractive in the slightest mate sort it out
I don't understand why our government is so big
>>202067323>If you're not satisfied with the current state of Britain, maybe you guys should lobby for closer integration with Europe?Same reason you don't do the same with Latin America outside of Mexico with NAFTA. They're foreigners. CANZUK/Oceania is the future
>>202068306not that big mate cant see it from here and im in london
>>202068225I'll take the bbc whore
>>202068225>education>Willard High School
Bit windy out
>>202068314Ew
>>202068365irish wedder
Sir Keir "BANE" Starmer
>>202068259cretinous larper, always back out when you're pressed for hard evidence, with the proxies too, christ youre pathetic
>>202068355
the nips have lost the plot
>>202068355wait what was that about drag? is the one on the right a guy?
eating more peanuts
>>202068416whats bro yapping about
>>202068469real business idea, ps2 style case for the ps5
>>202068469reminder many of these games timed exclusivity deals are also running out soon
>>202068469>six hundred and ninety nine us dollars
>>202068469>vertical stand sold separatelyoh you cunts
got a ps5 but have nary used it in months apart from as a blu ray playerabsolutely useless lump of shite
>>202068469>700 quid>doesn't come with the disc drive so you'll have to get the external one which is another 100 quid on topI was hoping that the Pro's announcement would bring the cost of the regular one down so I could finally buy it but fuck me I guess
>>202068469£699.99 = $914.25
>>202068574yanks cannot suffer
Got the sex boots ordered.
you think you the fartbut you not even the shit
There are so many chads in central London lads
>>202068469knew this would happen but i was hoping it would be less ugly than the standard one
Wet Knee Houston
>>202068469literally no gameseven the PS3 had more gaem
>>202068632where u at g i was in soho yesterday
>>202068632lot of soyboys too
>>202068589You're having sex with boots?
>>202068660can you do jamaicans spinning trouts?
>>202068660terminal: show me detroit spinners
Enjoying a posh crisp sandwich (kettle chips instead of walkers)
need to clear the algae off the sex pond
got an xbox series x me, it stands proudly on my shelf like a big black monolith (or at least it would if i hadn't covered it in minecraft stickers)huge backlog of original xbox and 360 games at my fingertips, meanwhile ps5 has no games at all except a bunch of weeb shit that no one cares about
>>202068469they've gotten cocky because Xbox has collapsed
>>202068714you're quite the gamer aren't you?
>>202068680Was in a few places but did travel through soho I think>>202068683not really only a handful
>>202068734not really, i bought the thing a while ago and have barely touched it
>>202068491you know exactly what im talking about, thats why youre on 24/7, i understand why because if was as pathetic as you i wouldnt be able to sleep either knowing how much of a fucking loser you are. goodnight. toodles.
>>202068714can't play Spiderman on an Xbox thoughever
>>202068714you tell 'em sis!
are there any good games even being released these days? who's paying 700 quid to play fifa every year?
>>202068713Would that be a gay pornd?
they got him because his dna was taken from an "intimate swab" of the victim
https://x.com/Jahrihanna/status/1833268540713164937
>>202068774Rectum?
>>202068764>who's paying 700 quid to play fifa every year?Lads with mates
Sickened and revolted at the thought of people inside their homes, out and about or even chatting online in french. Bold as brass thinking its the most natural thing in the world. Disgusting
>>202068693>>202068695
>>202068786Imageboard not chud hugbox board
>>202068774>A prison inmate raped a fellow convicted sex offender after telling him he "wanted him to feel like his victims felt". Rahmijah Hindes had been serving a sentence for sexually assaulting a teenage girl as she walked home from a chip shop when he committed the brutal attack on his cellmate
>>202068757>capeshitdon't care
think ill just live off the dole until i die now
>>202068756youve lost the plot
>>202068827incelboard not SJWokeboard
>>202068774you would think that being locked in the room with the victim would be the first clue
Death, Famine, Pestilence and Ringo
Lacking the ability to process empathy
>>202068792Damned near killed him, actually
Heating on, thermo up from 18 to 21Giving the system a stress test before autumn draws in
>>202068799I think French people are rather alright
>>202068717they did the same thing when the ps2 won its generation, tried to charge almost double what the xbox 360 cost and then justified it in the most arrogant possible way by saying that it was such a superior console that people would work more to afford itthen xbox went ahead and proceeded to royally screw the pooch with the xbox one and never really recovered from that
>>202068896its not even cold you soft poofter
The Rending of the Veils (Part 1): Fairies, Devas and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena A discussion with Dr. James T. RyderDr. Ryder is a retired Vice President of Lockheed Martin Space Systems Company and former head of the Advanced Technology Center. “The wide-spread use of electricity on the planet… will materially assist in the rending of the veil which separates the astral plane from the physical plane; the dividing etheric web will shortly be dissipated, and… the result upon humanity and upon the three other kingdoms in nature cannot be over emphasized.”
>>202068896didn't turn on the heating once last winternaturally I shall be continuing that trend
Good stuff on liverpool echo
>>202068820praise jah thats a troit and a half
>>20206893950 years between them or 50 years each?
>>202068931Its not due to the temps, I have it set usually to 18cGiving it a test now and if there were problems get a plumber out to sortEasier to do now rather than get caught short when everyone puts theirs on
>>202068972has to be between the lot it was one event and no one died
>>202068939I thought we didn't have any space left in jail thoughbeit
>>202068939No smoke withoit fire as they say
>>202068992wouldn't in a million years think that that was an appropriate way to word it myself, but journos love their exaggerative clickbait so i assumed it was just 50 years between them
would it work?
Toil doneI need to pick up my Amazon delivery on the way home and I might buy a block of cheese from the Londis too
bit fat tits with nipples you could hang mugs on
>>202069040yeah its daft, the echos basically an offshoot of the mirror so all the tabloid bells and whistles apply
>>202069077Lose some weight you fat cunt
>>202069065Would what work
>>202069022who says that?
>>202069065waterboarding
>>202068939What did they do?
>>202069065Man shat himself
>>202069116Said England is for the English
Everyone bears some unique scars of their own time and place. Depression era men were stunted, angry and repressed, made feral and ugly by austerity and deprivation. The people of our time bear grotesque marks of abundance. Rats on an IV of sugar. Our success became a our torment. The traits that allowed us to survive in one era have become maladaptive, and self control is the ultimate capital of this new world.70% of Americans are overweight or obese. 64% in the UK. If you live in a country with a prevalence of overweight people over 50%, the know that even people in the top 50th percentile of Self Control & Good Habits aren't good enough. People in the US who are better than 69% of their countrymen at self regulation are still fat. What happened? It's not so bad everywhere.I live in the US state with the lowest rate of overweight: 25%. In some southern states, it's as high as 75%. How fat would I be if I was born in a place like that? Would I have lived my life in a damp basement, drinking 50 ounce cups of mountain dew, hiding away from 100 degree days at 90% humidity? Colorado isn't that unique in the US monoculture, I think. Sure, a lot of people around here have hobbies that keep them active... but you can undo a day of hiking with two twinkies. We have the same slop filled grocery stores as every other state in the union.I want to pose the question to you all, what is the root cause of widespread obesity? Moral failure and divine punishment? The invention of cheetos? The material conditions in which the obese are raised? Will it ever be fixed here, or anywhere where it's gotten so bad?
>>202069099nintendo switch.. in the shower!
>>202069116>>202067896tldr got into club brawl and stabbed boxer
not a word
magic mushroom season soon deeee ladas
>>202069116Attacked some people in a pub, leaving one for dead with stab wounds to the heart (he lived)
>>202069109how can AI be evil if this image exists?
>>202069116they calmly suggested immigration levels are too high
>>202069177And what, pray tell, is so magic about them?
How much of a wankstain do you have to be to stick your gum under a table in a public place? Theres a bin barely 20 feet away from me yet theres a good 8-9 pieces of dried gum under here. Just being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt.
I've been thinking
>Some of those who became embroiled within the vicious incident burned their designer clothing in a park and attempted to flee to France as illegal stowaways on a lorry in the aftermath of the near fatal assault.Rorke's gone refugee!
>>202069219makes magic feel real for one evening only!
>>202069139mf think he Alistair Cooke
Just tightened the double knots on my shoe laces
>>202069220you ever see people getting out of taxis and just immediately dumping any rubbish off their lap and into the street? people are rats.
>>202069220i've just been swallowing my gum my whole life and it's never done me any harm, don't know why people are so against it
>almost £800 for a new PS5 with a separately sold disk driveYeah na mate think I'm getting a bit old for all this
>>202069220chewing gum in general is a nasty habit
>>202069260Surely not
Actually, shall I guess a couple of pizzas in tonight? Proper lazy of me but I just fancy a large pizza or two and a side of nachos and five or six beers
>>202067202america and israel is rthe cause of all the worlds problems i wish both countries would die
>>202069238
>>202069252If I eat a Gregg's in my car I step out and dust off before I get goingIs this ok
once saw a lad finish a mcdonalds meal then casually toss the entire bag into a bush next to the car, some people just don't think about anything except themselves
>>202069275Literally nothing wrong with itXylitol-based gum is recommended for dental health
>>202069180Sorry lad, you're outvoted two to one, that means they got ten years because of woke
>>202069285Yeah mate £699.99 for the console£79.99 for rumoured listings of the disk drive not included with it
>>202068937oh so you like living in the damp
>a bootle of champagne was bought as the peace plan between Russia and Ukraine was almost ready but Boris Johnson ruined ithave no words
>>202069305what do you do with the rubbish?
>>202069305Don't eat in your car you dutty pig
>>202069339why would my flat be damp
>>202069220We have train station here were people feed the entire population of rats in the city by chucking their fast food every weekend when the train rolls in
Pondering a chinkies for tea ngl
people of Bnei Noah movement believe that sodomy is banned for the whole humanity
>>202069335Don't they RRP at like half that?
anyone want to play Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 with me
>>202068416>>202068756it's unironically 190, he's on an aussie flag on /sp/ 24/7 as well
>>202069409No
Train is rammoWonder why
>>202069348I take it home and put in the recycling
>>202069431chewsday initeveryones in the office
Harvey Weinstein had emergency surgery, might die.
barack hussein hitler
>>202069408imagine sticking your willy in there
Thinking about that time when I was 14 and stole a mood ring from an outdoor stand outside a shop in Austria when I was on holiday. Don’t know why I did it. Wanted to go back and pay the next day but I was scared I’d be arrested by Austrian police and deported or something.How do people steal stuff and not feel bad about it?
>>202069429I suppose they are quite high spec these days£700 won't get you much in terms of gaming PCs either
Wish I would stop taking everything so seriously
4 more minutes of the fake toil
Alright Kirsty?
>>202069460what is a mood ring
>>202068998wouldn’t be surprised in poo barmers britain
>>202069460probably cost like $7 max, who cares
>>202069408Me and the lads when we’re round our mates house playing fifa and his mum comes in and takes her slippers off
>>202069460I once accidentally stole some hairspray from boots (just had it in my hand and walked out with it)Realised five minutes later and went back to boots and put it back on the shelf
>Harvey Weinstein had emergency surgery, might die.Tragedy, right? I mean - what a.
>>202069519:/
>>202069495One of those rings that changes colour depending on temperature>>202069516I care :(
glad i was on 4chan for this
>>202068584doesn't include tax for yanks I think
>>202069572living with the guilt was your punishment now you can forgive yourself or something
>>202069600this redpilled me on jews
>>202069460Can't help you kek still haunted by the time I accidentally stole a plastic bag from the shop
the last thing i remember feeling guilty about was when i was about 13 and saw a black man at kfc and was like "haha look a black eating fried chicken" and i thought he didn't hear me but he did because he looked up at me
>>202069647Why did you say it out loud you weirdo
>>202069453He is the example of the fact that in a feminist country having sex not in marriage is simply dangerous.I think if Chris Chan would ask Megan Shroeder for a marriage, it could work.But Yank "pickup culture" played a bad card for him.
Mad how commies are the authoritarian right and Nazis are basically leftists (in Britain)
>>202069663i thought there was a window between us but it turned out to be a glass railing, i couldn't see the top because i was in a car
>>202069647howling
v>>202069703>>202069703>>202069703vvv>>202069703>>202069703>>202069703>>202069703>>202069703
>>202069665How did the wrath of zelensky feel yesterday
>>202069715wee woo wee woo early alert
>>202069719have no idea what are you talking about
januuuuuuuuuuuuuutaaaaar
>>202069761Youre not in moscovia
>>202069796Brain fart meant moscow kek
