us
>>202069703me in the front row doing the double peace sign
Not normal for your willard to be thickest in the middle
>>202068939JAH BLESS
*enters /brit/*
got facialabuse on
>>202069786simple fucking as says what were all thinking
Crazy how china has had uninterrupted civilization for thousands of years but no tourism industry whatsoever
mad this
>>202069703me joining in with the killers doing a gun sign to fit in without knowing they were about to shoot up the school and getting harassed and called a murderer by the media afterwards over it
>>202069778leftypol on a mad one
catbros just keep on winning
>>202069854they were basedalmost everyone that came after were cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPNR-_Cfn0
Legs are still a bit painfulWonder if I have shin splintsNot really sure what shin splints are but my shins are a bit hurtsy
>>202069884mad how deranged he is, wonder if he's killed himself yet, i never look at britfeel
>>202069884sometimes I feel sorry for amer but then I remember his disgusting sex offences and other antics and it all melts away truly vile person
>>202069854Even Ghengis knew not to put people in corner.
>>202069854
>>202069913ugly slag
>>202069703me top left
If you had a daughter, what woul you name her? I'm thinking Serena or Florence
>>202069884Moni evolved into SmartSchoolBoy9
>>202069987poo
good fun choon this ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUJ_ifjKopM
>>202069987roke you aint havin no kids bruvva
>>202069703>claims to be an incel loner shooting up the school as revenge>clearly has a cutie hugging him
>>202069987I would name my daughter after my ex
SeasideMARK feeding seagulls, its might not be for you, it for me.
>>202070018shut the hell up
>>202069924He doesn't post anymore (besides like 1 post every 2-3 months). He has his own house now, works full time, nightshift, on ~£30k. Seems content to just work away and buy stuff for his house, video games and that. Quite happy staying in his aspergers lane.By many metrics his story is one of success. Certainly he turned out a lot better than many of us still here.
got my bollocks out, smeared them with shit moments agoit lush
>>202069974
>>202069854for me it's the girl to the right of Dylan doing an ahegao face
>>202069987Pippa after the woman that I wish her mother was
>>202069987eva braun
>>202069987im thinking suavegotha or ultragotha
to many bong rips feel like im dying
rorke when i point out most criminals in Britain are WHITE
>>202069987Freya as I'm a devout Pagan
>>202070026Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw
>>202070092boogie is such a fat body cunt
proper satisfying making a thread about indians, always gets tons of replies and makes up for any periods in /brit/ where I get less (you)s than usual
>>202070111Ask your mother
a gentle snogging
Indio viejo served with plantains, rice, ensalada de repollo, and chicha
>>202070092why do all the most popular YouTube stars always end up going insane and losing all credibility
>>202070116that first alt j was great desu
>>202069987Bonnie
>>202070168looks shite
>>202070168Looks like indio pendejo
>>202070173matildanow THAT was a song
just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
>>202069987myraafter that princess with the hair
Nell Tiger Free
Tory voting pensioners are shirkers who should be made to pick fruit until they drop by leather jacketed Bolsheviks.
>>202070171to be fair boogie has had a harder downfall than most
do u literally just have to take the meter out of the circuit to get free leccy
>>202070226ugly talent free
>>202070227
>>202070213dude cody i raided my moms liquor cabinet and stole a fifth of vodka we're gonna get frickin wasted
>>202070250this is a cope
Nell Tiger Poo
buzzing for christmascan't wait
>>202070226She's hot
>>20207028714 fridays left I reccon
new bloke at toil who's really fat with glasses and a man bun and a soyjak beard, three guesses what his political views are eh?he might surprise me and turn out to be a rorke
>>202069853Mad how the African American community went from Church and Blues to Crack and Rap in a single generation
>>202070339wats a soyjak beard x
iam STEVE\:^ |
any aussies remember these
Remember that cadbury’s advert where a gorilla played the drums to that Phil Collins song?
don't really want pizza but it's the only thing in the fridge so I guess I'm having pizza
>>202070287Even though halloween is closer?
>>202070411couldnt get away with this nowadays not with the woke mob about
The Rorke mob
>>202070447>i've entertained the idea of writing ridiculous children's books myselfalri literal woman
>>202070411remember the ad but don't remember it being for cadbury, i suppose that makes it an unsuccessful ad
It's sick mate. Do you like old funky house music like that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bzmRzXlIJU
>>202070447used to howl the house down when i read two brown blobsmight explain all the pooposting
>>202070513andy griffiths isn't a woman, also women can't write comedy
>>202070397Did Aussies have Paul Jennings books to read as kids? I’ve always assumed so since he’s sort of an Aussie and they made that round the twist show
Shaking up the funky house scene
Four beers and a bottle of wine on the cards tonightBracing to drink three beers then get tired and go to bed
proper funking the house is
>>202070542yeh those were popular here too
>>202070542his books were a bit before my time but i remember round the twist, i hated it
can smell my bollocks through my trousers
just heard ricky gervais has been cancelled again because twitter thinks anyone who makes a joke should be locked up
I LOVE TO PLAY MY BONGOS IN THE MORNING
>>202070594He should be cancelled cos he's a boring cunt who's been loving off the office for 20 years
desperate for a wank but it's a bit early
electroplating a poo
can't even make a nigger joke these days without the twitterati kicking up a stinkgone to the dogs
love randomly deleting posts i've made just to leave people slightly befuddled as to what happened and why the janny would take umbrage with such an inoffensive post
skulking a poo
>>202070594>cancelled againThen he hasn't really been cancelled then, has he?
>>202070613holy bayassed post
>>202070625
>>202069884if only he hadn't pissed in that Ribena he could've had a nice job and life (also not hidden the camera)
the cronem are chiefing kush in katy's bedroom
>>202070623Niggardly tar babies
Cum in your pants.Now.
Rorke, it's time to face to music
>>202070716The music being a volley of gun fire
might need to go for a walkbrain is literal sludge
>face to musicKWAB
>>202070702Wondering what Abe Lincoln's thinking ib this image
>>202070714I jizzed in my pants
>>202070702mad how all of these guys have gone bald (some of them got hair transplants)don't try to tell me jordan peterson didn't have a hair transplant because i know he did, his hairline looks very artificial on close inspection
mandatory hairline inspection day at the leftypol factory
Nearly lost an airpod down a drainPure luck that it rolled onto the grate and note down the hole
rorke trying to face the musicleftypol devilishly turning the beat around to spite him
>>202070759Good song that
Rorke, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee
Holding the piss in to right before I leave toil.Brainberg is not going to catch me right outside the door
took an hour and half to do the washing upstill not done my daily incel walk eitherand my list of chores ever increases
>>202070904Fuck it
We used to be a proper country
Rorke...It's time for you to embrace your homosexuality.
>>202070803airpods are cringe and gay millenniod.
>>202070941>Kevin NolanHad the most based celebrationThe chicken dance
>>202070545i love to play my bongos in the mooooorning
listening to black music
>>202070904How does washing up ever take an hour and a half?Even if I do a roast and change the water a couple of times it still on takes like 30-40 mins
>>202070962
rorke UNMASKED
>>202070986Ear cataracts?
>>202071001yeah black people are cool
Catberg on a madone
tarq cunt changing the water out before he's even finished washing up
Bought my beer and my cheese Will buy my pizza soon
ting tong not from tongtingting tong from tooting
ktimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ztqc-1ERdE
>>202071065off madone
>>202070941>saturday afternoon checking the scores on teletext typing in polyphonic ringtones on my nokia brick that I printed from a website when I could get on the internet for half an hour on dialuptake me back
we lost another one yesterday star wars sisters
I just realized euros have to pull their foreskin back to pee, what if their really tired and forget and pee inside their foreskin?
wanking to bobbi starr
>>202071105what's happened to mark hamill's brain?
>tfw forgot to unzip my foreskin
Get the Crazy Frog ringtone downloaded.
chinese cars give me the fear
>>202071120excellent choice, love wanking to her because she looks like my aunt
>>202071105>Shart WarsFuck off.
>>202071108the foreskin can hold many liters of pee so it's not a problem
>>202071131it succumbed to the Woke Mind Virus, RIP
>>202071149
>>202071003i only do the washing up once a week2 bowls full of hot soapy water, one to rinse and one to wash, then i rinse everything ive washedthen wiping down all the surfacesi'm very thorough
>>202071108ive never gone in for doing this but then i have a painfully sensitive glans and a bit of 'mosisi get a little drop of piss bounded by my foreskin but i dont think it falls behind it and fills the entire thing. personally, i like to wipe
sometimes they can be quite pretty
>>202071218
Any Ziggerists in?
willard just done a twitchtoil
Women can spend thousands on handbags but as soon as I buy one Edo period katana I'm the incel
>>202071120this but Jameliz
Got all the necessary documents Few red bulls down me and an all nighter and the job is saved This is my cuban missile crisis
potato and leek bake for tea x
>>202071279corrr
>>202071108It spurts out in random directions, also if you pinch the end it balloons a little and the warmth feels good against your bellend
Might move to China.
might start going for night walks again, don't know why i stopped
might get drunk and watch old episodes of Big Break
>>202071310enjoy it while you can lad before the woke mob comes knocking
>>202071310night time is spooky
*sarcastically* mental how anything is funny when it's spammed repeatedly
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
got sludge brain
>>202071310did a drunk man draw those road markings?
>>202071310the incel nighwalk (jk I would too if it was safe)
got loads of new snapchats outside the school
>>202071331Based
>>202071360ktim
>>202071362That's the incel walk lane
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Have you ever had your neghole pozzed?
>>202071362i assume this image is from america, but if their road workers are anything like ours then they are constantly drunk on the job>>202071364*if it wereHypothetical. Subjunctive mood.
nigga is you retarted
>>202071331
>sat on the train>OF whore starts dancing and you're in the background of the vidwhat's the best course of action?
>>202071310I go for nightwalks almost daily when I visit other countries but I almost never do it at home because there's fuck all but fields and endless bland suburbia
kek at the jeets mass reporting and blocking all the racist accounts on xitter, poetic really
nothing I hate more than a feral bunch of uppity little racCOONS
i fucking hate youtube essayists
>>202071437
>>202071437citizen's arrest
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*long pause*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>202071447why's it funny and why's it poetic
>>202071310night cycle's are better
>>202071437citizens rape
Took less than 5 days for Sony to take all the goodwill people gave them for Astro Bot and spaff it up the wallI'm almost impressed
>>202071475*starts breastfeeding you*
>>202071442nowt wrong with suburbia at nightonly problem with night walks for me is that i often walk too far from home and by the time i feel like going home i have a long way to walk and it's an arse
>>202071437slag>>202071507screming
chicken soup or stew?
>>202071507go woke go broke innit
>>202071507you mean the giant corporation turned out to not really care about anything other than maximum profit? Fuck me who could have predicted that
forgot what I was gonna do
did a hilariously thick poo therewas orange in colour as i had curry for lunch and dinner yesterday you see
>>202071510MAMA!*sucks your breast**coos*aheheheheehehehehe*galls asleep*
this gay nonce rapist keeps posting pics of his face of him in this third world shithole again in the lads group chat alwasy fishing for compliments like the dirty arse buggerer he is
once i get my drivers licence i'm going to drive to a bunch of different neighbourhoods at night and night walk around the place
>>202071555some of the ironic actionposting and retardposting is funnythis ain't it
the baby meant falls asleep not galls
>>202071477racist accounts on xitter picking on jeets because it's so easy to do and also because they're really just extremely shitty people (the racist account, that is), so it's poetic that their shittiness has finally caught up on them when they couldn't think two steps and ahead and maybe they shouldn't fuck with over billion organized jeets just because
>>202071585FOY
Good times
>>202071585you're a black yank whose idea of humour is raping white women and robbing shopsdo yourself in
>>202071575
>>202071572How can he look gay and also like a complete nonce is beyond me.
>>202071507what did they do?
>>202071611>>202071632
>>202071635ktim
>>202071601saaaaar
man i hate how gay my friends are because damn they say they rather go to college then go to the uk with me
Jill Valentine x Ada Wong Limited edition COMBO Sex Arse!!
>>202071662hannibal buress and michael che are two of my favourite comedians and i usually hate niggers
>>202071507they fucked up concord bad and they've got 5 more woke live service slop on the way praying for their downfall
impersonating a poo
>>202071704genuinely me
Lucy Letby Lesbian Lickfest 2: Locked Up Lullaby
>>202071704miss being thisnot i'm the 28 year old insomniac who worries about missed lifealmost a complete 180
>>202070174I'm real flattered that you'd call your daughter that.
>>202071716>michael chereally? never seen him outside of snl and he's ok I guess
>>202071772Same. It was me in my early 20's though
>>202071725genuinely baffles me how they're still going despite so many enormous high profile flops, both from their film division and games division
>>202071767>Lucy Letbyhttps://live.staticflickr.com/8069/8182385277_1e2b601e80_z.jpg
Cant eat Indian takeaways or kebabs anymore knowing most of these people clean their pooey anus with their index finger
i only sleep every second night these days, getting to be a real nuisance
just lit a scented candle
>>202071830John McAfee
>>202071876will eat doner n chips will i die of heart attack age 55 me
>>202071537>care about anything other than maximum profitThat's the baffling part. Does any of this shit actually make that much of a profit?
John Honey WILL be VINDICATED.
>>202071824Sony Always Wins Baby
>>202071790hope he got himself a good snowbunny
>>202071864tattooed women are such trash, just completely worthless vapid slags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV29R1M25n8doing a watch
pizza delivery booked
>>202060344Lol love this, it's like a real life anime
>>202071864Corrr, would eat her ass in the tent at a rock festival.
>>202071700I like Ashley and Sheva
>>202071917how tall is that
>>202071937been craving dominos slop for days but have too much food in the fridge and would end up fucking it with the dates if i don't stick to eating thatbut as soon as i'm done with that scran i am gonna order it
>>202071921how's the maladaptive daydream marriage going with aishaany kids yet?
>>2020719342017 called, they want their content style back
>>202071910FREE MY HOMIE HONEY
>>202071996got a pizza hutprefer it to dominos simple as
>>202071953On day 3 too, corrr
>>202072019We're going on an adventure!
was joking with a mate a couple weeks ago that summer was now over but it turns out it literally is over
jews
>>202072028used to be me tbf, dunno what changedpizza hut don't have meatballs as a topping so dunno if i'd go back now
Lot of ai videos being recommended to me on youtubeThis aint right
hahah, now what timmy?
>>202072068did it ever really start is my question
>>202071937Lazy cuntCollect it yourself
>>202072036AI image results from "England man in a riot" prompt
Dark Academia CHADS... it's our month. It's our time. Not only will you look better and smarter, it's just so much more interesting playing with these colours. These fabrics and materials. Nice shoes and quality clothes made in the UK instead of cheap crap made in CHINA! Join us.
>>2020720042024 here, 20v1 is bigger than it ever was
>>202072088Do you know how many women write to convicts begging to be fucked once they get released?
>>202072091got quite hot at one point in August, that's about it though
>>202072099can't imagine a single reason why i'd want to do that
>>202072068honestly not fussed till the days are well short, then i'm like ffsprefer wearing layers. prefer not sweating out all day when i do any moving. simple as
>>202071910John Honey has lit a flame that the ages shall not extinguish.ENGLAND LIVES
The police pepper spray made him thirsty.
Luv luv snow me
Aussies must constantly have betty swollocks
throw poo at migrants
ngl I saw this on the news the other day and was laughing my head off for a good twenty minutes, still not as good as the yank who flattened by a bulldozer kek
>>202072121It's called not being a slob and not having food delivered to you by an immigrant on bellow minimum wage.
>>202072114yes but only blacks or thuggish looking whites, not a speccy chud
bellowing
>>202072108the le based conservative debating woke college snowflakes is a bit played out now though don't you think?
>>202072158Alri frosty
Thinking about benders
>>202072166Shalom, Cohenberg Shekelwitz
>>202072171but i want to be a slob tonighti wouldn't have bought a pizza if i didn't want to do thati want to sit in my smelly flat and have my food delivered to me while i suck a beer
>>202072166Vapid pissflaps at it again was my first thought and what do you know
>>202072187ommmdzzz 190 thinks hes a thuggish looking white cause he wears scratched casio gshocks
>>202072107thumbnail looks like runescape armours
>>202072166travelled thousands of miles just to get shot and come back in a coffin kek
>>202072222>everyone i don't like is 190
Why are there so many Hispanic zoomers in my gymWould love to smash a button to send them all home fuuuuck
>>202072244190 always used to talk about his casio g shock
lol
>>202072267There are tons of south americans in london now and not the good ones
>>202072033Phworrr!
>>202072267>HispanicFOY
>>202072267Ay cabronito buenos dia
>>202072228has your flag's icon always had that red line at the bottom of it or am I crazy?
The size of the UK government today, in terms of its organizational structure, number of employees, and budget, is generally larger compared to the government during the height of the British Empire in the 19th and early 20th centuries.
>>202072320it doesn't
>>202072289he looks like you
suck ma kawk
>>202072334Bureaucracy growing to counteract a declining empire generally happens.
>>202072334that right yeah?
>>202072320There is a line at the top, always been
Why are there so many JF's posting.
Don't rush to post the new all at once
>>202072410PS5 Pro's pricing has them riled up
>>202072417Ok.*reclines back in chair and folds arms*
>>202072447>>202072447>>202072447my scran edition
>>202072410Begin with your family
>>202072443BastardsHave they never heard of wholesale
