'dines
aha alri'
scran's arrived
poo gushing out me battypipe
Spaedo on his Belgian vpn I see, mega melty underway I assume
blackpink in your area
on the 10AM cans
Alright lads I'm going shop What should I make for tea? Thinking a big spag bol could be an option
grim
who the fuck is spaedo
not sure what to wank to
>>202072536poo barm
>>202072556CFNM femdom
>>202072540FONC
>>202072556for me it's going back on my instafu's page to before she was old enough to ruin her body with tattoos
>>202072610'
>>202072603not new i just dont' spend every waking moment of my life on this general
Dedicating my life to total aryan victory
some actual sunshine this evening ladswell i never well i never i everwell i never ever i never ever
living vicariously through my left bollock
Sir Beer Chugger and Sir Spear Chucker
Making money on the stock, getting paid to put up with you lot.
Those days where you know you’ve got loads of shite to do the day after and you can’t be fucked
vile
funny that some of you lads will now be fatter than Nikocado Avocado
What’s a double fist pump?
>>202072715isn't this recorded
>>202072738Ask your bbf
>>202072447I just bought two today
getting my arsehole double fist bumped
>>202072637Surely it can't be that hard to work out in that case
>>202072637Lurk more
we did it reddit
>>202072698do you reckon starmer has licked the negro's jungle yogurt from his wife's semitic slit
Who is seasidemark?
From fat gay arsepacker to aids victim incarnate. Who does that remind you of
>>202072830your da
>>202072830>From fat gay arsepacker to aids victim incarnate. Who does that remind you of
scranning a baybel gouda microwaved for 15 seconds
>>202072535yeah but yank cans are 330ml
>>202072829fat bloke who lives in swanage
>>202072829Fish odour lad I reccon
>>202072829a mystery wrapped in an enigma and stinking like fish
manifesting a black boyfriend for sisterberg
I'm 6'2 and weigh 127kg
*posts all at once*
oh my science did you hear VADER died dude
>>2020729286' and 77kg me
>>202072928abhorrent jumble of measurement systems
>>202072924just get her a dog
>>202072928Ok jobby the hutt
love tinkerbell so mch x
>>202072965Always measured height in feet, and weight in kg. If someone says they're 179cm and weigh 11st8, I wouldn't have a fucking clue
started running again because my fat paunch has come back
primary school
>>202073088eat less tubster
>>202073092'
>>202073092
whenever dadberg calls he always has the phone on speaker while he's sat in the living room with stepmumberg in the background so we end up having a completely neutered, watered-down conversation about nothing it probably feels normal from his end but on my end I give non-committal one word answers that don't say anything because I'm not interested in sharing my thoughts, feelings or opinions with this woman who I don't know.
>>202073108no din dins for meon a diet you see
>>202073088she's more muscular than me
>>202073130good girl, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
>>202073118bolg on
If there is grass on field play ball
>>202073118No idea what's going on here, use fucking punctuation
>>202073088saving this but I'm not sure it will get past sorting into my collection
for me it's getting strong enough to bash multiple pakis
honestly far too cold todaythank god we don't have another nine months of this before it warms up again
>>202072447its wild how katrina was so horrible that they still find bodies from the event
normalise doing an evening poo
list of things i have scrun today>2 chilli sardine sandwiches>homemade katsu curry>bowl of fruit with yogurt and honey with salt on it>bowl of mixed cereal
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock
>>202073180Fairly straightforward post lad. You might consider trying it again.
Im buzzing lads, ive finally done it lads. Just landed in the states. Hopefully gonna get a green card before my work visa expires
primary school girl but her parents are stuck in traffic and she’s the last one left
>>202072782good lad
>>202073195fuck off the cold is comfyit's the dark which gets to me
if her age is on the 24 hour clock, and would translate to 4pm or later, you can date her
>>202072928What?? You’re not… fat, are you?
>>202073234hey
gonna go for an inceldrive+incelwalk in a bit, lads
>>202073281Time to stack my bread, American style
>>202072928two of me
>>202072447>>202072782lmao I bought 2 of this exact same brand today too, at NOZ
>>202073168What is this in reference to?
>>202073234Good luck with whatever you’ve got planned x
>>202073233I have no Idea where your dad and step mum are. Are they next to you? Is one on the phone and one next to you? Are they both on the phone while you're in the room with your mum? Wtf your post is a mess lad
if her age is equal to or higher than the value of 16 cocios, assuming those cocios are on offer at £1 per 270ml bottle, you can give her your cock, yo
need this ugly bint to fuck right offlike what we're supposed to forget that's she's also a massive tory?hate the amount of inches she gets
>>202073342Nobody understands this yank patter or w.e you're trying to say you literal homosexual pedo
if her age is 16 at least, then it's legal to have intercourse with her
>>202073363I wouldn't mind giving her 4.5 extra inches
>>202073392who the fudge is Angel
>>202072447>>202072782just bought 2 myself. we are not so different
>>202073374>pedoyeah you clearly don't LMAO
last time i got high i got an almost completely uncontrollable urge to grab some box cutters and run them across my eyeballslike actually felt like a demon was possessing menot smoking that shit ever again
>>202073333They're calling me on the telephone from their house. They are in the living room in their house, with their phone on speaker.I am in my house on the telephone to them.
>PS5 Pro for £700Holy SHIT
>>202073417angel gomes, former man united, used to be very highly rated as a prospect before ending up in france cos he's a midget
I am the villain
>>202073417some literal who carsley knows from the u21s
here's a snippet from the novel my mate "wrote". he's wanting legitimate feedbackwhat the fuck do these words mean. no way he didn't use ai
>>202073088sexo
>>202073484tell him to stick to making ian brown music videos
We must secure the existence of Canadian people and a future for Canadian children
>>202073441Not speaker, but wide microphone then
>>202073484is arthur blackwood an african gentleman?
>>202073088was reading that stout stallions of a woman like this were what men were attracted to on the american frontier
the gymshark lads
doing a think
>>202073548the prawn brigade
>>202073548Me on the right
>>202073434how did you resist it
me squirrelling away chocolately goods for the winter
>>202073548me on the left
>>202073548jacksfit has been bulking for about 18 months how much did he weigh at the start?
did a shop yesterday yet somehow have fuck all in for dinner ffs
Honest question lads, this isn't trolling.My sister has 3 mixed children and I've basically disowned her, have I done the right thing or am I just an internet-poisoned chud?
get the two for tuesday ordered
>>202073660in what way would you have done the "right thing"?
>>202073621 kawaii af
>>202073660an internet-poisoned chud
>>202073660yeah
>>202073660corr wish she was my sistermy sisterberg refuses to get dutifully BLACKED
>>202073661corr giz us a slice or five haha
>no disc drivewhat were they thinking
that didnt happen
mad how shit the choice is for wood stain in this country, Americans have big easy choices like minwax in 1000 colours but there is no fucking market at all for it here
>>202073688>tf>tp
England is dying ladstoo many JFs there that don't have a clue about Nelson, Wellington, Henry V, Dickens, Kipling, Wodehouse, Bakewells, Bitter etc. etc. and they wouldn't give a toss even if they were aware of themit's over, isn't it?
The piss water in the toilets of girls only primary school
big fan of the 00s footballer comps with indie music bursting onto the scene right nowa reminder of a time before the EPL became infested with xG woke nonsense
might finish elden ring
just sat down on the bog for a poo and my little brother has pissed all over the seatso now i've got his piss all over my bum
>>202073661fancied that but i ended up doing the mega feast instead lolreckon delivery man will think i've got all the lads round to watch the footy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNq-XaaS9Q
>gf doing driving theory thing for new job>select things that happen if you put the car in a lower gear at high speed>one answer is 'production of more torque'>get her to select that one>it's wrongWhat the fuck lmao, a gearbox literally multiplies torque, that's why you can move off in 1st but not in 5th
>>202073676I believe mixed race children are abominations and she should be punished for creating them.>>202073694Thought so
>>202073765titanic scran that
>>202073710what would anyone need a disc for in current year?
need to do an inception-style incursion into sisterbergs dreams but instead of planting the idea to liquidate a business in her mind i instead surreptitiously plant the desire to get ravaged by 10 of the balckest most rabid most animalistic most well endowed africa gorilla nigger coons
>>202073744
>>202073739no ones heard of any of that shit
>>202073770You are a fuckwit
>Miss, I'm allergy to milk>oh, sweety - a sip please!>miss...>last warning!>one glass!>two glasses!>DRINK THEM YOU IDIOT DO ITah shcool
picking me toes
https://youtu.be/ANUswWlj7_o?si=DxOLSb9QwjWfjPcQBased?
balls have got a pleasant sweaty smell but alas tonight I will shower
Wish my mum would get blacked, her arse is so big and pale.
>>202073792so I don't have to keep games that I won't play again and get some money back, and can watch 4k blurays which are better quality than streaming
>>202073803>I don't know how gears workWheel torque is always higher in a low gear
>>202073842Trip on EW
>>202073793:-|
>>202073846pics
>>202073840rorke unmasked
i have some african blood in megives me a chub on knowing my female ancestors got absolutely destroyed by jungle girth
>>202073765Can I have a cheesy bite?
looking forward to [REDACTED] at 2am tonight
>>202073873
sure is summer in here
>>202073846does it have to be black or will any big willy will do?
>>202073901you can have two or even three if you want mate
my room smells like cum
https://youtu.be/wYX_zhlTDr8
>>202073846imagine if your mum read this
>>202073929sounds like my arse and throat
>>202073792otherwise your only option is buying games at playstation store pricesi made back the difference between digital only and disc version with my ps5 cos i bought games way cheaper than the store had them
got my tomato shirt on
at least you lads are always here for me
>>202073966
>>202073872Use your fucking brain instead of being a smartarseFrom stationary yes you have more torque in a a low gearIf you're already travelling at high speed and you change down, what happens?
never surrender to woke
fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
>when he shows you his blu ray collection
if i walk into an unrefined area of town wearing a crop top and a "slut" choker do you reckon i'll get gang raped by a gang of rabid jigaboos
>>202073984too lategot the mind virus from uni
>>202073984What about the bobby
>>202073642two thirds of a threpenny bit
gymtoil complete
>>202074002women are dumb consumers
It's over.
>>202074021*the whole thread stands up in applause*
In that Dark Academia kind of mood
>>202073621youve ruined his hiding spot now all the bastard grey squirrels will be there stealing his wares
gorgeous evening, ladsbit nippy though
>>202074070it's a doggy dogg world as they say
>>202074080mad that
>>202074080The Welsh dream
>>202074080Forgive me Allah for my thoughts
yank president election is horrible
>>202074080so thats why theyre called goat fuckers
>>202074080genuinely got a tingle downstairs ffs
>>202073980Engine revs are higher and gearbox multiplies torque=production of more torque at the wheelsOne of the right answers was loss of traction, which happens as a result of higher torque than the tyres can handleI drove a remapped focus st for two years that would just shred the front tyres accelerating in 1st and 2nd
Delete that
>>202074119corrr
Don't post porn im on the buss ok?
>>202074119rorke's mum after getting the migrants shagged
just got a mortgageThoughts?
>>202074119every fanny i shag looks like that after im done with it
>>202074119please post more pics from your grampas hard drive
>>202074159DO NOT OPEN THIS
>>202074165LOL
Hotel HL Rondo. Av. de Tirajana. Above the Restaurante Allende 22º. Second floor landing. 10PM. Be there.
mumberg off out I'm plotting a wank on the big tv in a bit get in
The Premier League has ruled that Arsenal must wear their away kit during this weekend's trip to Tottenham, live on Sky Sports, due to a kit clash with Spurs.Stream Spurs vs Arsenal with NOWThe Gunners always wear their traditional home kit of red and white for both north London derby fixtures, but the Premier League and refereeing body PGMOL have ruled that Arsenal's current home strip "features too much white, thus clashing with Tottenham’s traditional colours".Arsenal will therefore wear their black away shirt for this Sunday's match, with the Premier League also ruling that Tottenham must wear their away shirt for January's trip to the Emirates as well.
https://youtu.be/_VVqlkQhn7w
look on those libtards faces when pull up steaming to buy more cans at noon will be epic
find it weird how people brag about getting a mortgage"hey everyone, guess whose just got themselves into massive debt and become a slave to the bank for the foreseeable decades"
havent felt the urge to wank in 2 daysfeel like im getting looks from the ladies already haha
>>202074179howling
>>202074217dirty bastard
>>202074199'
What time is the debate?
genuinely don't know how the parents would react if they saw that all of my porn history is bbc pawg sph joi pmv bnwo stuff
>>202074245haven't wanked in a week memy sex drive has dissapeared
>>2020733063'1" 63.5kg? Little fucking unit.
>>202074119DAS IT MANE
>takeaway ordered on the bus>by the time I get in, get showered and get my jammingtons on it'll be herelife's not bad sometimes
>>202074290>>202074295
>>202074243As opposed to being a slave to a landlord? Get a grip
succulent chinese sex arse
>>202073484It's alright but he's been using the thesaurus a bit much. Too much description.
Very sad that he does this every day. Just popped in for a few minutes. Have fun virgins.
Might have to get the latina milf next door shagged if she keeps coming out in tights x
$700 ain't shit to Chad Warden! Chad Warden wipes his ass with $700! $700 ain't shit! Shit, I'll give you $700 just to shut the hell up nigga!
big black cock
getting my arsehole pozzed by a gigantic pooBC
>>202074349Get. Them. Shagged.
Anyone here got any of the new summer collection fumos? Mad how they've sold entirely out of season already.
had tyrone's rod right down my throat last night lads
>>202074395Built like an ironing board
>>202074395Wew yanni I want to shag her fanny
>>202074395wuv wu
gf selection menu
>>202074395Chinese women that attractive are very rare, has she just had tonnes of surgery?
Anyone give their landlord a Christmas bonus?
>>202074395i wonder how clean they keep their arseholes during the olympics.
>>202074448I choose China
Helping the Homeless, it lush i mean lush,
>>202074368corrrrr
>>202074448timmy's weakness
>>202074448China
>>202074488Good lad.
>>202074499Timmy Turner?
>>202074448japanese girl is pengest but china is nice
>>202074368MS13 goons have that sorted out lad x
>>202074524screaming
>>202074521Ponder the aroma
>>202074524howling
>>202074448All rook same
>>202074515好小伙子
>>202074524
HELLO FATHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBvTBUKrTc@ the canadian
>>202074448Can't they get cheap ear pinnings in Korea?
>>202074524Kek
Welsh people unironically think their life is over if they graduate high school without becoming the quarterback for the michigan tigers at the interstate superbowl and taking a blond cheerleader who is part of the popular kids clique to be their prom queen at the homecoming party in the 4th of july
>>202074662holding dat swc blocker
>>202074635Get them housedGet them shaggedGet them bleached
I turned into an obese, gay retard but the joke is on you.
>>202074621ello moi naymes arry potta
>>202074679What is homecoming
Any scotts in? I have a translation request.
>>202074727Yeah
>>202074635Ning2, my love...
>>202074697Showing his arsehole off to millions was all part of the plan
Lets just say, I'm going to pay my local migrant hotel a visit
*slowly wheels myself into the thread*open the puuuubs
>>202074727aye
>>202074662fuck man, this gives me butterflies in my stomach and chest, why are women so much penger when you know they're black owned?nothing makes my 4 incher harder
>>202074746leftypol turning a blind eye to this
what even are scallops
I'm an armpit freak.
>>202074743love her, karina, winter and gisellesimple as
Thinking about Chinese women’s feet
och aye the noo
>>202074758(several anons in unison in the style of Airplane!)I'm going to pay my local migrant hotel a visit
>>202074788Don't care
>>202074737>>202074762Okay it's futa porn but I cropped out the nudity. Is that okay?
>>202074797good lad
THE NAAAAAAAAAAATIONS LEEEEEEEEEAGUE
sharted my jorts
My heart belongs to Irish lassies only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNq-XaaS9Q
>>202074774oh timmy....
Bought 1kg of chicken goujons and then realised I need to eat them 24 hours after opening so I am now about to eat 500g of chicken goujons.
>>202074829This is in Irish
How come the British military was so shit during ww1 and ww2 - especially compared with Germany?
>>202074868wrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06xlXARouL0
>>202074808took a photo in auschwitz of a sign that says "kino"
my gf volunteers in a migrant hotel
>>202074708https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homecoming
>>202074829If you're not going to close your mouth while looking at my vagina you might as well put it to use and start sucking
>>202074813好小伙子
soiled my corduroys
>>202074902Destroyed by the woke mob
>>202074829her knees look funny
>>202074895Strange because the character is usually portrayed as Scottish
>>202074933>vagina
>>202074887Ever heard of a freezer?
>>202074887Absolute monster
>>202074902British classism meant that the general class was basically just a country club for tarqs who didnt really know what they were doing who got spanked against anyone who wasnt a blithering moron.
>>202074982>>202074982>>202074982
>>202074911Don't worry mate, I didn't click either
>>202074922>they usually consist of a football game played on a school's home football field, activities for students and alumni, a parade featuring the school's choir, marching band and sports teams, and the coronation of a homecoming queen (and at many schools, a homecoming kingYanks are fucking weird
>>202074950it's not in irish. it's scottish. the irish don't say "tae" or "aff" or "weel" or "goupin" or "geggy"
Yeah, lads seriously make a proper one. Not using that Spainnonce edition.
>>202074914
>>202074902in WW1 it was because our generals had no idea how to fight a modern war. In WW2 we actually weren't that bad (most) of the time although when we did fuck up, we fucked up BAD
>>202075040turkette sexo
>>202074902WWI German military demonstrably sucked at making strategic gainsWWII German military had early successes that tapered off as the Allies, including the UK to no small extent, got their shit together and mounted their counteroffensives
Alright if you fags will be using that thread Ill be off for the next hour or two
what's jannard playing at
Janman, come here I'll suck your dick
Cock
>>202075089
some van has been idling outside the flat for like 15 minutes now and it's starting to PISS me OFFFF
>>202075127LOL
Sorry but what was wrong with that new thread? It was sfw so what's the problem
Im staying here because i have high impulse control
>>202075237It was jew political propaganda
Janny being based (as per) - someone make a proper BRITISH new.
not making a new
BBC big british cock
>300 seconds to make a newTake the piss
*circles post counter several times with a red felt tip pen*AHEM
where is the new i need to post gimmicks
>>202075335v>>202075335
>>202075341Toilmong momentEarly bed time again?
pooing out me shitpipe
>>202075318I like Kiki Minaj and she mostly sleeps with the same big but that's okay because he does have a big british cock
