11/9 edish6/1 edish
9/11 was 23 years ago, it's officially funny now
>bunch of fiery but mostly peaceful protestors stand around in a government building for 2 hours >people still losing their minds over it 4 years later
>>202091310That's why no one makes gamesZERO passionI owe all my game development and inventing 3 new game mechanics due to the frustration I've turned into words which built off the notes in my notebook and the power of chatGPT and Unreal engine.You sit back like a fucking normie with his thumb up his ass>UHHH HURR DURR NO ONE CARES LET ME DO NOTHING WITH MY FAGGOT LIFE HURR
>>202091368mental my uncle died there>>202091390joke’s over
*bums you*
>>202091417This nigga an adult gamer looool
>>202091390It always was
>again, don't careNo one fucking ASKED cuntWasn't even fucking talking to youAutistic scrubGet fucking bent and live your subhuman low IQ life, no one is stopping you like you are trying to do to me in order to pull me down to your NPC levelCrabinabucketshitter
mental how every important historical event occurred before or after this post
>>202091474Are you American Toby, shall we call you frognonce
Turn on BBC news right nowSomething life changing just happened at 5.13am UK time
>>202091448I play my own fucking game where bitches can't HIDE underneath the LEDGE like a FAGGOT!
>>202091520Gonna call you froggers instead. So froggers what’s your game about and have you made any steps towards it yet
>>202091520platform, whatever, they bait you to the ledge and KO you to death. Running back and forth under the platform next to the ledge is retardedEVEN THE BEST PLAYERS OF THE GAME DO THISI fucking DON'TI SEE that you can just RUN INTO my motherfucking attack! YOU'RE JUST HIDING!So I fixed it, I made my own gameI HAD TO
>>202091478Fuck OFF gingerpedo
I remember last election thinking Trump was going to win and he lost. I honestly can't imagine Americans voting a women I to office. What do you guys think?
>>202091572>implying you wouldn't given the opportunity
>>202091557I can tell you the story I guess, never gave a fuck about the stories really, more of a mechanics guy. It's set in a 100 years war, all medieval, there is an important part about magic that is an individual thought I must keep secret as well as three original mechanics I invented with chatGPT that I had written in a notebook until chatGPT was invented(last year, I think?)
>>202091497he is originally known as beetnonce
>>202091584>I remember last election thinking Trump was going to winprobably because you were stuck in an echo chamberit was clearly obvious Biden was going to win
>>202091638yeah anyone who is politically literate knew he was going to lose i knew people (who werent even yanks) bet a lot of money on trump winning. mongs
>>202091608Sounds good froggers, give us daily updates
>>202091653whos going to win i get all my american news from listening to theo vons solo podcast episodes so i have no idea what's actually happening
>>202091674Nah in my drunken state I would probably reveal what the idea was. I kinda posted some saucy images on /adgd/ and those trannies worried me enough so I won't be posting it on here. You guys don't even like smash, and if you did, you wouldn't like my game, as all smashfags CHEAT
mad how the blatant fraud of the mail-in ballots got memoryholed
>>202091698kamala probably but i think it will be a landslide because of the assassination attempt and biden dropping out so late orange man is just too much of a meme and doesnt have the 2016 energy and never will again
Fucking grim animals the lot of you awake at this hour
>>202091318manchester... so much to answer for
might take up origami
>>202091701They were providing "hints" that eventually led me to creating a new mechanic but in my frustration I posted a pic of the first stage of the tri-level dynamic, my own original idea I couldn't fine tune. Rather than actually get help I just refreshed using basic options like testing on a brush cube and figured it out. I can't believe I shared the base foundations of my game with a bunch of thieving trannies on /adgd/ I feel sick. My new tangible invention immediately stolen by troonjaks. I should be proud. When instead I would be ashamed to see a troonjak using even the most basic aspect of my ever evolving mechanics system.You know this has a basis in REAL LIFE do you not? Well, there is much more I could reveal that I would rather not, for I am only halfway drunk, and veering towards perfect isolation
Nigger poo fart
>>202091757Mental that
reckon kamala winning would really materialize the modern image of women being bosseslike the gen z boss and a mini tiktokit would fit wouldnt it
>>202091740>it will be a landslide because of the assassination attempt how do you lose votes for being shot at
relapsed on smoking.... relapsed on wanking.... it's over really
>>202091766Not going to happen. A women has never been president
>>202091765Yes. I unwittingly sacrificed much for this idea
>>202091390reminds me of that tragedy.
all these people drinking lover's spitswallowing words while giving headthey listen to teeth to learn how to quittake some hands and get used to it
>>202091771The pro-assassination lobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iPvxSsscw
>>202091757Gotcha froggers, well let us know how you’re coping with it as the weeks go on. Sounds interesting!
>>202091771i was implying the opposite surviving an assassination attempt and being on the cover of a magazine with your fist up is great coverage
>>202091792Based Canadian indie music enjoyer.
millennial boss in a shitbox
>>202091814so you meant to say it won't be a landslide, as in will not, as in the opposite of will?
>>202091820Whatever happened to our emmett
Just fuck my job opportunities up bro
>>202091840Ruptured anus after receiving one of Mikey's cream pies.
>>202091811Hah. I shall provide a cryptic picture for the nonbelievers I sacrificed my life... temporarily for the idea that will forge the foundation of this game*surreptitiously copy pastes that last bit into my biography I will sell alongside the game*https://youtu.be/_ravgs_jn8s?si=h_FGRnXL5ce8RIl5
Had a dream that someone was breaking in and now cant sleep even though i know im safe. Now im out of that trance like state where you can fall right back to sleep. Also this bed reeks of cum and farts.
>>202091886Think there’s a game like this already, it’s called chess
Actually even that is not cryptic enough for my paranoid mind
>>202091835no... you thought me mentioning the assassination would take away votes and I corrected that
>>202091925So glad you're a nodev and my secret is kept safe
>>202091860could easily just change his name
>>202091820ive only got You Forget It In People had it on repeat for a couple days now, which release do you rec next? gb2 the first then release order?
Australia unironically listens to Metric.
>>202091976Imagine having to change your name because of brit lmao
>>202091973men are peak grim
https://www.youtube.com/live/Os0easIM-so(11:50)
https://x.com/twitmercan/status/1833673461174030469https://x.com/twitmercan/status/1833673461174030469https://x.com/twitmercan/status/1833673461174030469
>>202091997he did it to himself tbf, if he wasn't going to out himself publically as an unhinged neo-nazi here then it would've happened somewhere else
>>202091943>kamala probably this statement implies that you believe kamala will win>but i think it will be a landslide because of the assassination attempt and biden dropping out so latethis statement is contradictory towards both the previous and itself, you've used the word "but" as if you are going to say something contrary to your first comment however you then go on to say kamala will win by a landslide because of those 2 points
in a head to head between emmett and mousenonce, who do you think is more mentally ill?
toil in two and a bit hours lads
>>202092036Dunno but Emmett would absolutely batter him
>>202092028>notatts>glass of milk>speedofix'dNEXT
>>202091982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvpqxqEEhUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0Ctczcxo8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8heg4qdisQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PwDivZAu8To get you started. She'll be right.
>>202092036MN is way ahead of him in the mental illness department
>>202092052wonder where emmett's been the past few years, if he's still in the schizo lockup or if he's been released and has his condition under control so even if he posted here we wouldn't know it was him
so it’s over for trump then yeah?
>>202092091Rancid
daft bint
I prefer a modest tattoo women myself
>>202092090>schizo lockupDid that actually happen lol
>>202092024i implied trump was benefiting from those two things because of the context. thought it was obvious, not sure what your issue is
remember cool phones
>>202092145a fellow bruce attests to having been in contact with his sister and having played a part in him getting sent to a mental institution, dunno if he's lying but i choose to believe it, would explain where he went
>>202092147first phone was a razor. 2006
What if Emmett's been with you the entire time?
>>202092147soul, i fucking hate touchscreens>>202092167same, i never used the bloody thing though
>>202092181Forgot your green arrows didn’t you?
I'm not even racist I'll plap a hapa
new bedsheets today and i'll also take the recycling out
>>202092146it is not obvious to write the opposite of what you mean and then say that its the readers fault for ignoring context you silly little mexican
>>202092205I'm not a sexist, but girls who weigh more than 8 stone are literally men.
>>202092226Girls like this don’t fart or poo enough for my liking.
>>202092226I want a woman not a dollI don't care if she stinksI like it
Even black women can be sexy
>>202092244>>202092257Just came at the thought of a girl who hasn't pooed in a week.
my train is cancelled and when I phoned toilberg to let him know I was going to be late all he said was "well you better find a way to get in for your start of shift".sure mate, I'll just start walking around the tracks now shall I? incomprehensible wanker.
>>202092288FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKERhttps://youtu.be/pDhAqQ42bYY?si=Y1jUlwBknnek-2Pr
>>202092297You made this exact same post yesterday.
>>202092297time to get the a15 loaded up i reckon
>>202092320and the day before that>>202092084cheers yob
Bro a dude.
>>202092320It's not unreasonable to miss the train two days in a row. Nor the boss being a cunt about it.
fucking hell lads what’s wrong with me
>>202092354youre swedish so i assume your arsehole has prolapsed from gay sex during the night and youve either shit the bed or sucked all the bedsheets into your arse like kirby
>>202092354Pic relThey are in our sleep now.
>>202092371>>202092374yeah?
Browsing through old records from the 60s and there’s a children’s record with nursery rhymes and sing-along type songs and one of the songs is unironically titled “I Love Little Pussy”.
>>202092084If you ever need to impress a Canadian, play this song for them:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8sGYNdKbwIf you ever need to impress a 17-year old Canadian girl, play this song for her:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLaDksDOcE4
Nearly one hundred percent positive i will never see a canadian never mind need to impress one
>>202092320imagine being sad enough to not only be here two days in a row but to recognise posts lmao get your fucking life in order mate.
>>202092394Bro...you don't even KNOWYou can wash the nanobacteria that simulates a nervous system(morgellons)Off your skin and cleanse it from you body. It not only picks up aluminum from chemtrails to turn you into a receiver for mind control radio waves but it puts tiny targets in your eyes you can see if you put a jeweler's loop next to an LEDBut you won't.You're already a fluoridated NPC fuck with no game. Lol. Sucks to fucking suck man.I fucking TRIED to help you.
>>202092354An unreasonable hatred for the Danish.
>>202092432don’t care really
good morning lads
>>202092429imagine frogposting about something that never happened every morning looking for attention from strangers you wormy little incel
>>202092444>beep boop caring function not found>initiating service loop
>>202092437not really unreasonable is it
>>202092427Don't dismiss the possibility you'll encounter a 17 year old Canadian girl. Secondary school students still go on European trips.
>>202092447morning lad
>>202092452Are you under the impression you were talking to the same person? Very embarrassing that.
>>202092477the middle east had nothing to do with itthey didn't have weapons of mass destructiondancing israelis and thermite proved it was an inside job*gets mind control wave technology trained on me like they use in guantanamo bay for this post*freedom aint free
bit nippy this morning, lads
feel like shit today
feel like shitting today
>>202092471When was the last time they tried to cross the frozen Danish Straits?! You're throwing rocks at hapless tourists.
There’s a The Flintstones Sing Christmas Songs record here which raises a whole bunch of questions about the Flintstones lore and timeline.
just cannot stay asleep beyond 5:30AM. brainberg wakes me up and makes me too restless to fall back asleep
fancy t'pub today lads?
me entering the office full of normies like
*gets tortured by the government with their freaky technology they use on everyone to a lesser extent for having an opinion*yeah but rorke and that la haha
I dont think things have ever been so grim in my life. I am so fucked man
>>202092588I have type 2 diabetes because of how much I weigh (through no fault of my own) and can only go a few hours at night without bursting on a pee. The longest I've ever slept uninterrupted is probably 6 hours but when I woke up I needed to piss like a dam about to burst.
>>202092588all you need isn't it
>>202092629
>>202092629Your weight is your own fault.
Good sleep that
>>202092669no it's not bad parenting is.
in pain!
>>202092690
hate my fucking life so much it's unreal
>>202092714something quite funny about a single tear falling down his face before obliterating it in the most violent way possible
ed ballssusanna reida couple of tories
>>202092726:(
>>202092736His expression in the dark does it for me
>>202092726gonna have to wear a jumper for the first time in 3 months
>>202092636don't feel fully rested though
>>202092765feels like winter
>>202092683would love something like this but while sleeping something on my wrist would bother me and im sure its hundreds of dollars for the product and app subscription
comfy as FUCK, lads
>>202092788you can get rings rather than watches if you wanti think samsung ones are like £400 but you could get off-brand ones for a fraction of that
Imagine if Ed Balls started a comedy duo like Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello with this lady: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cressida_DickWhat would they call themselves?
>>202092835two tories on telly
>>202092830off-brand ones would be surely much more inconsistent and the app would sell my informationand im still shelling out triple digits
>>202092835ed and 'id(a)
>>202092788The scores come from a Samsung galaxy watch 5 pro which was about £130 when I got it a a couple of years ago, no subscription. I only got it for tracking running metrics and thought the same as you that i wouldn't like wearing it while sleeping but I don't notice it at all
>>202092860you can get them for much cheaper than thati can't speak to their reliabilityi can't really speak to my apple watch's reliability but it's still fun to look at
just had one of those nasty spicy shits that feels like it's impossible to clean afterwards
don't understand why people want to live in houses instead of flats/apartmentsi suppose there's an advantage of being able to have a back yard if you have a dog, but i also don't understand why people want to own dogs
please help me i've never been so hopeless in my life
hate yanks
>>202092911dogs are qts
that is a shame
>>202092911A garden would be nice in theory but I doubt I'd even use it. Got a balcony and I only go out to smoke or have a coffee sometimes. My flat is more than enough room considering most of the time I'm sat at my desk on the computer
poo wank arse bumpoo wank arse bumI smell the blood of an englishmannnnnnn
11 September is a great day in history.Felix Dzerzhinsky was born!
>>202092911
>>202092911garage obviously otherwise i would agree
still not sure about my home office setupi almost want to switch around my laptop and second monitor but then would that be weird because it would be the opposite of how i have them when i'm in the office office
>>202093006a lot of apartment buildings have underground garages
>>202092907one word: PHWOARRRRRR
>>202093018still cant jack your car up there or store stuff without a big risk of it getting stoleni have a massive air compressor, shelves full of stuff and thousands of dollars worth of tools and toolboxes. cant do that in an apartment
>>202092911well some people have families and need/want more space than a flat can provide
>>202091390fun fact, our presidents have had emergency powers since it happened until 2021.emergency power for 20 years.
>>202093017Add some workout equipment and books and you're golden>under desk cycler>treadmill desk>squats >curlsYou name ithttps://youtu.be/hO7JEqIPQv0?si=T-mVYl6lVz3V6XG5
Trump is practically finished
>>202092835
Whites are fucking GHETTO now
>>202093121It's not over yet.
>>202093121shh shhh they're gonna call me a russian bot again
>>202093189When do I vote?I told some artards in Croatia I'd voote trump but also they are all demonic freemason devils and it doesn't matter
>Buckingham Palace has released details of King and Queen's tour of Australia and Samoa, but the trip will not include New Zealand.>An earlier plan to include a visit to New Zealand had to be cancelled "on doctor's advice"The monarchy is the worst thing to happen to Britain>abolish the empire and maintain our links to Canada, Australia, and New Zealand through a shared head of state>head of state never bothers to actually visit these places, Charles is has cancer and Elizabeth was old and useless forever>more interested in Samoa because they're brown and worship him and because he was mates with the dead Samoan king, than new Zealand, which is basically pacific BritainFucking idiots. All they need to do is spend lots of time in Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. We'd have closer union with CANZUK if we became a Republic I think. The monarchy is what separates us, not unites usalso old liz remained totally quiet while our empire disappeared and our population became foreign, but the minute the proles voted to leave the EU in the biggest democratic vote in British history she starts dressing up like Steve Bray
Happy 9/11 lads, hope he leaves you something nice under the towers
>>202092767Did she finally find 190, and fall in love forever happily after?
Well I guess the twin towers event is now the SECOND greatest disaster of 9/11...
>>202093184OH AND THAT'S A BAD MISS
>>202093076i've seen underground garages where each car had its own individual lockable garage, it wasn't just a parking lot
A Bit of Dick and Balls on the telly
>>202093281I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. Underground garages where each car had its own individual lockable garage. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>202093272https://youtu.be/BZTiRdcURuI
i'm afraid drumpf will suffer the same fate as all single-term presidents, a historical footnote
>>202093245Mutts are brainwashed faggot cunts.You get nothing more than a head cocked from a bird brained faggot talking jive Now.I'll be off thenI've...'obligations'
wait until barron trump runs for president in like 2060
>>202093344lol
>>202093350
Right then. Toil is it? let's get on with it
having a mi goreng with fried egg on top
>>202092767
>Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl, well known for his reputation as "the nicest guy in rock", has admitted becoming the father to a baby born "outside of my marriage".it's over. nobody can be trusted anymore
decided to buy a vesa mount and a second monitor for my home officereckon that'll give me more desk space and flexibility
>>202093344tim (no kek because its so me it's not even funny)
>>202093409don't have anything against daughters in theory but i'd be really annoyed if i had 3 kids in a row and they were all girls
>>202092835Ed & Cress Sandwich
>>202093448Precision engineered for Big mouse cock
>>202093448those tattoos absolutely ruin it wtf is she thinking
>>202093385let's not
>>202093468the 6 year old is going to be such a massive slag when she grows up
^'sheed let out from prison early
wanted to have my first kid by the time i was 25, now i'm 29 and never even had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE
>>202093529bro had boomer delusions and got hit hard by reality
>>202093521>>202093535look at her though, she's got that white trash dna coarsing powerfully through her veins
>>202093551Shut the fuck up man
>>202091368Why do they cry about attacks on democracy like they don't stage coups every second year or so?
>>202093551freakish post
>>202093468Impressive she's not fat after having so many kidsOn another note, why does she have so many fucking kids
>>202093562>>202093571blow me niggas
>>202093580You wouldn't be interested, I'm not 6
>>202093578reddit
>>202093587that's not the message i intended to convey and you know it, you're just projecting your own noncery on to me, typical
get the 9/11 webms posted
>>202093468like chucking a hotdog down a corridor
>>202093608>catalog>style: tomorrow yep newfag time
>>202093448Nothing going on inside that walnut sized brainDespite the greatsThe classicsWhat was it all for?Perhaps I shall stand idly by whilst the elites complete their plan to mutate humanity into a monstrous sort.They sought my aide. I sought justice. Was it a mistake?I wonder.
>>202093636Why would newfags be using a non-default theme
>Technicality gives Raygun world number one rankingaussies can't keep getting away with this
you're not right in the head if you use something other than yotsuba b tbqh
>>202093652Such a trite matter never even crosses my mindJust apes moving about in vain...like>uh...chud? Your hour is up..I-SUCH A TRITE MOMENT OF VANITY THE VVEST HAS FALLENBILLIONS MVST DIE
>>202093639>They sought my aide
>>202093652Whose idea was it to put break dancing in the Olympics? Break dancing died out around 1993 when parachute pants style rap was replaced by drive-by shooting style rap.
>>202093652is she just fucking up and too unfit to do the dance or did she actually plan it this way?
>>202093706WHERE ARE THE KEYS TO HIS CAGE?
taylor swift is ugly imo
>>202093730WEE WOO WEE WOO EARLY ALERT! EARLY ALERT!DO NOT ENGAGETHIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>>202093730Atrociously earlyJanitor, kill him
>>202093738iss ah doo
>>202093775me counting the number of good britposts i've made this week
Enough to distract from the TI which certain damning posts about his life are made...such as in relation to the images on his phone he was considering postingOr the type of materials he was considering obtaining.
>>202093775Me in the back with the CPAP
>>202093645tomorrow user detected, nonce alert
>>202093652aussisters we can't stop winning
Stone age morons don't know they have created a technological singularity with radiowaves and nanobacteria which collect aluminum from the environment to turn you into a receiver. Every night...In your sleep..
its fuckgin FREEZING this morning
>>202093866but does the singularity poo?
>>202093887You are connected with every single person in the world nowIncluding Indians
bitch exactlyyyy
This thread reminds me of that tragedy.
>>202093980me at 28 vs me at 30
Jamal Ginsberg
what does fanny taste like
why don't you bike to work?
>>202094032>>202094032hello my sweet pussina
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Aqkl/huggies-pull-ups-potty-training
>>202094047Bags of sand.
autism is 100% caused by poor parenting
>>202094106Or salty coins and milk.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/biWU/care-com-back-to-school-kids-say
>>202094047nothing much at all if she's showered
>>202094042the hasidic homeboy
>>202094120
no surprise looking back at the deleted posts that all the dogshit posts were one freak
GOOD MORNING
autism is caused by doing sex with your mumevery autistic ive known has had a big spacker penis that his mum used as a dildo
>>202094236morning fella
>>202094245autism isnt realneither is adhd
just had my weetabix and now having a 'fee to wake myself up. need to be out in half an hour
>>202093400incredibly based
In need of some of the Emma Watson anal soft serve right on my dinner plate.
feeling like chicken tonight, chicken tonight
>>202094236cute monke
>>202094357
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/b1r0/the-purewick-nighttime-urinary-incontinence-featuring-jerry-springer
got the brit(ish hong kong) pop on
>>202094378John McAfee
/brit/ needs to put their money together to buy a tower block and we can all have a flat eachhopefully it's one with a nice common area and rooftop garden
noo>>202094447>>202094447
>>202094461bit grim that mate
>>202094461
>>202094418no thank you
need a new lockdown so i dont have to go out to toil
Lauren Chen is (allegedly) a Russian propagandist, but damn she got some cute feet
>>202094475go on
>>202094498>WAIT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE RATING MY FEET?!It's called /brit/ Lauren
I support russian propagandists
bog is blocked up with my concrete shite
>>202094498>>202094511pics of these feet?
>>202094529Does your willard pass the toilet roll test though?
just found out you're only meant to put plastic bottles in the recycling bin and not other plastics
cooking sausages in my comfy woolen cardie
>>202094567Does your willard pass the plastic bottle test though?
>>202094567it all goes into landfill anywaywaste of time
>>202094567not necessarily true, other plastic food containers sometimes say they can be recycled (not many though)
>>202094567think its just the transparent plastics. opaque ones can t be recycled
>>202094594they can be recycled yeah, but my council website says only put plastic bottles in the bin and take other plastic items to a recycling centre. recycling has gone woke
>>202094594ERM not necessarily true, achtually
>>202094615so we're supposed to save the planet by all getting into our cars and making regular trips to the tip and back to drop off plastic packaging? So retarded
not necessarily poo though is it. might be pee
won't be saving the planet, done nothing for me
yeah i'm rorke
>>202094651>peeFOY
>>202094589pretty muchrecycling is the biggest scam ever, just stops pollution i guess
>dude jav lol
feel bad you loads dont have polish people (anymore) serving you chicken fillet rolls on demand
>>202094689Seen many a video of jap lasses pooing in my time
>>202094721they would never
>>202094721Unironically bro that kind of shit (no pun intended) cures me of my lust. I see a hot girl and all I have to do is think of her taking a massive shit to be brought back down to earth.
>>202094673im a yank you just blew my cover idiot
>>202094689just spent 30 minutes cranking it to such things
new thread never
>>202094790Unironically bro? Yeah dude girls pooping is gross Cody.
>>202094833thread credit's run out, this is the last /brit/.
>>202094797Code? >>202094837Kek fr fr
>>202094910>>202094910>>202094910
