keeping up appearances the game ediiton
>>202097248From the river to the sea Reggie will be free
some broke dossers itc
>The Neolithic Y-chromosome bottleneck refers to a period around 5000 BC where the diversity in the male y-chromosome dropped precipitously, to a level equivalent to reproduction occurring with a ratio between men and women of 1:17. Discovered in 2015 the research suggests that the reason for the bottleneck was not a reduction in the number of males, but a drastic decrease in the percentage of males with reproductive success.
>>202097248perfect edition
>>202097266no one's shilling for apple mate or thinking about peer pressure they're just the phone of shaggers that's all I was saying
>>202097281No she isn't
appledrones out in full force this morn
Oh yeah all those reasons to visit Ireland such as......uh........uhm.........
what, as gen alpha would say, is going on chat?
>>202097289By BBCs i presume
>>202097292have sex regularly and I have a spastic Nokia phone
bucket
Did you know that Americans are all wizards and sorcerers
>>202097316someone has pointed out that wearing glasses and using an android phone are strong predictors of virginitymuch debate has ensued
>>202097307Nice landscapes, nice people, nice archaelogical sites, nice music, nice pubs
>>202097307well there's the uh.... that um..... eerrr...
>>202097292that doesn't make any sense at all though and it's weird that you're desperate to convey an appearance of being a "shagger" just because you own a phone typically owned by women, gays, and blacksNormal men would have a samsung and not spend their time trying to convince other people that they're sex havers
>>202097284the incel age
>>202097316off topic posting and soon to be interracial porn spam posting. you missed the good hour by a while now.
>>202097346yeah only in ireland would you find those specific things
Just realised /brit/ has serious "little brother" energy
>>202097364such is life
>>202097307molly malone's tits
>>202097372as do you, if "brother" is aussie slang for knob
>>202097372>flagoh no
I forget that iPhone owners are also part of an insecure cult until they start talking about "androids". bit like how I forget about religious people until you start seeing them post bitterly about "atheists". runtbrained behaviour
>>202097372very interesting observation that
>>202097370I accept your concessionAlso I fucked your nan
Just realised /brit/ has serious "gay porn" energy
>>202097403top banter
Mental how Keir Starmer has decided warm hotels for the criminal class and illegal immigrants is a bigger priority that a heating allowance for pensioners
>>202097399Pipe down TWERP
Avanti 'sorry' as Edinburgh locals 'trapped on train overnight' in 12 hour ordeal
>>202097385cor
>>202097248Is this real
>>202097415ya ragin
just rocked up to /brit/ to find some lad spamming gibberish about androids and making scenarios up in his head to get angry about ihponesnot a great start to my visit
>>202097424Putting migrants in hotels was introduced by the tories
>>202097428
You ever fucked a fattie out of desperation?I have and it’s stinky
Crazy how skinny my penis is any other man would’ve killed themself by now
>>202097455pack up your posts mate, better luck tomorrow.
>>202097455I have turned my entire body into cheese
>>202097425no you see, you and I are the big brothers (hence my big brother energy), and /brit/ are our younger brothersall makes sense
>>202097466actually mines skinnier
>THEY'RE EATING THE CATS
>>202097455Androids are virgin phones and this is 4chan make connection brother
Illegal Mexican immigrant just ate my cat
>>202097428how does that even happen
>>202097487
have just witnessed an off topic pornographic post
>>202097485Impossible mate
>>202097464you have my condolences>>202097470yeah righto
>>202097514fine then mines the next skinniest
zomg is that some zornography im gonna lose my minddddd
>>202097514>>202097538alri 2D Ds
barber gave me the old "do a shit job on purpose so this incel doesn't come back" haircut againit's so tiresome
>>202097477woah
>>202097284>Discovered in 2015 the research suggests that the reason for the bottleneck was not a reduction in the number of males, but a drastic decrease in the percentage of males with reproductive success.Lmao yes 94% of men were happy not to have sex of course
put respect on my name sir
wind's howling
>>202097289No mum no!
>>202097542You gonna zerk your zenis?
>>202097504another train broke down on the line
>>202097551your mum tries the same thing but it doesn't stop me
give us a video game reccomendation lads I'm awful bored at the moment
>>202097538I’ll allow that
just watched some porn to see if id get horny got a little horny but couldn't be bothered to jork it I think i just need sex bros
>>202097551get your cut done at aldis or something?
>>202097559artic blast
>>202097574Blacked Myth: Wukong
>>202097574Pokemon fire red version
>>202097248Watch it Onslow
>>202097551You should be shot
Love drinking too much caffeine to the point I get extremely paranoid and suicidal aha x
>>202097574act raiser 2
problem with so-called "overnight oats" is theyre too cold from being in the fridge but go weird in microwave
>>202097557Shut up you incel fucktard
>>202097617rotten stuff thatstay WELL away if you have any sense about you
>>202097613incels need haircuts too
>>202097622What do you mean they're "too cold"? They're meant to be coldTurn your fridge temperature up if it's making things too cold
>>202097622if only there were a way for things to slowly become room temperature over time
>>202097574Considering we're almost at the six month mark of the greatest /brit/ post of the year - Halo 3
>>202097622I like them in the microwave with a bit of dark chocolate, some nuts and some honey
23 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers
I work with an Aussie and I told him if I moved there in the future I’d like to move to the Gold CoastHe strongly advised against it because it’s “full of bogans” I think he was being quite classist.
>>202097610not a bad recommendation
>>202097594Aldeez nuts in your mouth
>>202097617White boys be like>Coffee makes me so CRAZY
>>202097669fuck off newton go shag an apple because women wont touch you
>>202097690You're allowed to be classist about your own countrymen when talking to foreignersDunno why
>>202097622>eating warm food in the morning bizarre
>>202097682mad how Americans have more or less forgotten about it despite their intentions not to
>>202097457Keeping migrants in hotels while robbing pensioners of their fuel allowance was introduced by queer bummer
>>202097718you good?are you actually good?
There should be a national shit your pants day where everyone gets the day off and all the banks are closed because we all shit our pants on that day.
bit scary
don't enjoy games anymore don't enjoy TV don't enjoy films don't enjoy reading just work, go for Incel walks, cook and sleep.
>>202097690gold coast is full of bogan coconuts more like
>>202097635Ah yes there's a room filled with 100 women and one single man married to them and the rest of the 99 men support this
>>202097720cause it served it's purpose as war propaganda.
>>202097742caberge!
>>202097726> robbing pensioners of their fuel allowance But that’s based
whats the last book you lads read?
*dies from cringe*
>>202097743ktim
>>202097764Explain why taking social security from people who have paid into the pot their entire lives to provide for people who haven't paid a penny is basedOr are you just of the old people are le bad mentality?
>>202097690you do NOT want to go to the gold coast, good godbogan isn't a class thing. You can be a working-class, middle-class or even a snobby bogan. It's a way of being
>>202097767Blindness by Jose Saramago
>>202097622The fuck you mean "go weird" in the microwave? As in they become edible?
>>202097682still freaks my nut out to this day
>>202097672>Mmm let me fill this healthy food with unhealthy toppings
>>202097783you realise that well off pensioners were getting this moneylike really rich onesyou think they deserve that?
>>202097767Currently reading one called change in the village by George Stuart
>>202097783>waa waa I’m old give me free moneyno
>>202097793can hardly believe it actually happened
>>202097805none of those toppings are unhealthy THOUGH
wish i had an imouto
sic 'em jan
>>202097833Go shove a block of dark chocolate up ya bum
>>202097844any good match of the day highlights up NOT from indian channels?
no food is unhealthy, only a diet can be "unhealthy" and even then only over a given time period
>>202097844she was serving cunt
>>202097810not that funny but he's famous so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>202097807>>202097807>you think they deserve that?Deserve it far more than criminals and illegal immigrants, yesAnd it's not as if they've just taken it away from people earning above an arbitrary amount it's everyone You think the poorest in our society deserve that?
>>202097745What’s a bogan coconut>>202097784Why don’t I want to go there? My non bogan friend is from there and loves it plus I’m an electrician so maybe I’d fit in
>>202097756See if you can use your tiny little brain to figure out some other scenarios that may cause this, go on
>>202097860Top o' the morning autism lad
any born years after 11/9 and dont know what all the fuss is about man in
>>202097860thanks anonymous health guru i'm glad i showed up to /brit/ today to learn this
>>202097892FOLC
>>202097767Afro-Hebridean RelationsA History of African migration and culture in the Western Isles of Scotland
its giving
>>202097872pensioners are fucking loadedhopefully triple lock gone and the free bus passes next
eyeing up my lunchtime bacon sarnie
>>202097892yanks flew planes into their own buildings, called it a terrorist attack, then declared war on the middle east.
>>202097878None please tell me
>>202097916had my lunchtime sandwich the back of ten
>>202097909what iswhats it giving
cold breeze coming through the winda
>>202097874it's a fine enough place to visit and hang out but not sure why anyone would want to live there. And your mate warning you about bogans is spot on, the culture clash between you and the locals would be at its most extreme thereelectricians would fit in anywhere mate, it's australia
any good albums?
>>202097916>thinking about lunch at 11amYOU’RE THE ONE FOR ME FATTY
business idea: summarily execute people the second they turn 75
>>202097816screaming
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>202097953I didnt eat breakfaststill fasting you see
>>202097892used to be befuddled by posters born after 9/11, but now there are 20 year olds born the year Halo 2 came out so I don't get shocked anymore
>>202097936mother
>>202097954waste of good labour. get them in the mines instead.
>>202097958it's a fuckin scrase
>>202097967How would you feel if you did eat breakfast
>>202097950
>>202097967love love LOVE "you see" posting
look lads at the end of the day if you weren't born in 94 you might as well have not been born at all
>>202097911Congratulations on avoiding my questions and providing nothing but conjectureI fully embrace your concession
>>202097987maybe not hungry at 11too late now you see
aging australian incels still living out their high school days obsessed with halo, tf2, csgo, getting drunk on weekdays playing them and being racist on voice chat
>>202097953
watched 9/11 with my cousin
>>202097958God can you imagine the tension waiting between 6 and 6:30pm Just about to see an amazing debate
>>202098013tragic
>>202098016
got poo gas leaking out of my bum
Zoomers will never understand how comfy things were before 9/11
>>202098016doggert
it's a fucking disgrace
>>202098049they said the same about 2016all just fantasy
don't have breakfast ever
Blood gulch warthog halo combat evolved
>>202097930Many of those men could have had daughters, but their sons may have been killed during/after defeats in conflicts with other patrilineal clans
off to talk with the proto gf
Doing a poo
getting taxed out me arse
>no 9/11 thread on /wsg/ or /gif/ did everyone forgetti?
>>202097950.
>>202098088good ladcan tell you're a shagger
getting taxed in me arse
>>202097939I get what you’re saying but not only am I a sparky I’m from (north)(redneck)Florida so I imagine myself playing goon of fortune every weekend with the localsI mean I’ve never been so maybe I’m completely off the mark but who knows
>>202098122probably because it's 11/9
>>202098126ha good onei'm a mod of all the top incel subreddits
on the slots
>>202098143Are you a boomer?
mental that news about ol' dave grohlwas reading the comments on a facebook post about it and all of the comments were angry middle aged women
them folks who flew them planes into them towers
those dunt lads liked their halo didnt they
ya junkies junkies bastards ya
the gfberg thought it would be a great idea to be horny at 4 in the morning again and woke me up for a shag and now I'm going to be fucking shattered for the rest of the day while she sleeps away and enjoys her day offfeel like a proper mug right now
>>202098139the halo playerbase is more diverse than I thought*scribbes in notebook: "contrary to all wisdom, not every halo player shags"*
>>202098170FONT
>>202098158ktim apart from the fact I'm fat and bald and not ginger and don't have blue eyes but I am scottish
>>202098157The US government?
Got the straight porn on
some brutalism is pretty nice tbf
>>202098133Gold coast is just bogan vegasCairns is Australia's FloridaHanging out with the locals and getting on the beers, you can do anywhere. Goon of fortune is very suspicious though, makes you sound like you only want to hang out with 18 year olds
>>202098204pic unrelated
smartschoolboy9
*taps the "/brit/ is a shaggers general" sign*
>>202098204vgh the infinite folding chair building brutalism looks nice when it’s integrated with nature
>>202098170No she didn't. No you aren't. Shut up nigger.
>>202098204feel like I've seen this building in a film or two
>>202098203based and heteropilled
>>202098203debating with myself whether I should watch some jav or listen to some audioporn instead later during for wednesday wank
>shags the "/brit/ is a shaggers general" sign tapper
have just seen a racist post and may or may have not reported the post but I cannot say as announcing a report is itself against the rules
>>202098230screaming
>>202098217
>>202098237lying cunt ill fucking heem you in
>>202098244GOOD lad
shan't be listening to any of this bubblecore
>>202098148no
Halo Reach… whateva happened there…
>>202098237it's the famous "typewriter" at christ's collegehave used the MCR in it a few times, very nice
>>202098237feel like I've seen your mum in a film or two
>>202098264why would I lie about something like thatI've definitely seen that building, or perhaps a close analogue, in a few films
so now he's seen a building and a log
For me, it’s the Barbican
>>202098273good game thatdidnt understand the criticism personally
>>202098291that's rubbish and you know it's rubbish>>202098280ah yep>>202098273good game that>>202098272at this point I'm now just going up the thread and (You)ing everyone sequentially until the post timer runs out>>202098270why's that>>202098268aha this is me>>202098264poo
>>202098314pretty much made himself look a complete fool and now he's refusing to do anymore debates with her
>>202098314Trump lost
>>202098327People were harsh on it in comparison to Halo 3, but it's aged well and became particularly well regarded after Halo 4 came out. Once the clusterfuck that was 5 came out, and people were comparing it to 4 and 5, it's basically a masterpiece
>>202098327it was lame
ffs janny
>>202098372>is it trueFOJF
>>202098204Corr
>>202098327>>202098337Halo Reach was a little before its time I thinkI think it's aged very well
for me, it's londons finest council estates
>>202098322Weird architect with an alsatian at the top of that
>>202098399Imagine living her with mid-century furniture
>>202098374the sandbox mode was unreal i seem to remember
>>202098399
>>202098399Looks like some grim east Asian school architecture
might boot up the old Lies of P and give it another playthrough
corr peng
>>202098430yeah, reach forge was peak
>>202098252t.smartschoolboy9
Wasn’t the halo story a thinly veiled post-9/11 allegory about Muslims
>>202098465Good, fuck that cunt who wants a war with Iran as soon as he enters office
stop talm bout 11/9 no one gives a shit about that
>>202097385cor phwoarr i will spaff all over those bronze beauties
>>202098170I remember having some of my beat sex with the ex gf at unholy hours like that, probably because I was tired so less depressed than usual
>>202098213Oh I didn’t know it was a game for teens like beer pong
Trellick Tower. Bold.
i'm so tired,of playing,playing with my bow and arrow,meaning my boner lol,oof ma-bloody-donna, oof, madone
what could have been...
no one remembers it now but the thing people whinged about the most when reach was new was "reticule bloom" then they did a patch which fixed it and everyone calmed down. Forgotten into the ether>>202098467no because it came out less than two months laterunless you mean halo 2 at which point they took their religious iconography and just ran with it. You could potentially say it was a commentary on that. Originally the Arbiter was going to be called "the dervish" but they changed it so as not to offend them
janny earning his pay today
>>202098527now this is a buildingarea's really posh now
>>202098467yeahhumans = freedom fighters of the middle eastcovenant = american imperialist blob flood = india
>>202098527So do the people on the top floor just have to take stairsSeems rather hamfisted
the incelwalkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgpFQRTpOGo
>>202098527I actually quite like this 2bh
>>202098511yeah ladthey're the only ones that buy goon"drinking games" in general are seen as pretty childish here
might pop into Cambridge for some bits
Me on the lefthttps://i.4cdn.org/bant/1725996476963820.webm
>>202097248is this real game :O
got fiddler's elbow
>>202098531I remember not liking Reach because after a few months all the maps in slayer were just those forge mode block variantsBoring
>>202098586quit fiddlin' then
>>202098577me top right
i basically memorised the entirety of halopedia ten years ago and am happy to answer any of your questions
I have been attracted to three, count em, three black women in my entire life. >1 Brihana Joy Gray (pic related)>2 Sarah Banks (the pornstar)>3Hillary from Fresh Prince Doja Cat is kinda hot too
>>202098555they do a leap of faith off this
>>202098569make sure you visit peterhouse, the oldest college
>>202098608I have a weird thing for Miquita Oliver
>>202098605did you know one of the developers was from Edinburgh and named one of the ships the Heart of Midlothian
>>202098605Why is Halo such a shit overrated franchise?
feeling a bit quirked up
Can’t decide if I should buy a shit awful car or save up for another year and buy a nice one
>>202098608for me it was raven symone
>>202098616bros playing assassins creed
sex -get this- with women
>>202098600
>>202098644i spent 4.2k on my last carabsolutely love it i do
>>202098644just get whichever mx5 you can afford
>>202098644Easy choiceCan you afford to go another year without a car
>>202098608the mixed race girl from the recent james bond films, she's really fit. also a cambridge grad (pembroke I believe)
>>202098644get a shitbox
had a grim wank again to bambiblacks content really need to stop doing this
Make the new
>>202098700Bit early yet.
>>202098633yepfrank o' connorhe didn't just name a ship, he wrote a whole short story about a bloke single handedly fighting the covenant on it. They made an official animation for YouTube, "Midnight in the Heart of Midlothian"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGKHI7YaESYthe community used to love him, but after Halo 5 he became an extremely controversial figure, finally leaving after helping run the TV show into the ground
>>202098170Yeah I'm sure that 5 minutes less sleep is really going to take its toll on you
>>202098644get a nice one on finance
>>202098712I want a threadmeister new
gta vice city = scarfacegta san andreas = boyz n the hood
>the Halo tv show just going to pretend that never happened
>>202098689state of that
for me it's that one mixed race lass from game of thronesyou know the oneyeah her
bit knackered
>>202098758ktim with almost every new piece of media made after 2010
>>202098758going to pretend I didn't see this boring post
>>202098758i watched both seasons just a few months back and have already forgotten everything
>>202098769get the coffee brewed
>>202098764she's grim now
>>202098764the one who daenerys puts in charge of those soldiers without willies?
>>202098764for me its tommen
get the new madeget the janny paidget the anons wanked
gay porn edish
>>202098784bloody hell lad why'd you subject yourself to it
could do with a black wife
smartschoolboy9 edition
For me, it's scarlit scandal
get the bambiblacks on get the virgins shagged
a good morning thishope the afternoon provides a good follow up
>>202098832
>>202098828curiosity
>>202098090It specifically denies this
>>202098887maybe stop doing that then
>>202098811get the anons laidget the anons slayedget the anons flayedyou had opportunities to rhyme
>>202098863What specifically denies it, retard? You didn't even read the study.
