am i recordin? course am recordinedition
>>202108350>>>/r9k/ incel thread is that way
what tunes you got on lads?
going to start a new gimmick about a hateful anon falling in love with employed woman.
leftypol, explain yourself
benchpress is up to 50kg
>>202108350>>>/r9k/in you go, matey
>>202108386country and rap
>>202108394that's what i've regressed back to after skipping gymtoil for like 2 monthsonce i get back on the creatine saturation i'll be right
what's this type of coat called?
>>202108386Listening to some Vivaldi and Gioachino Rossini myself.
does anyone else remember that halo 3 infection custom game i think it was called alpha zombie and you had to get through this maze while this slow ass zombie chased you and the people he got become fast zombies that died in one hit.
>>202108386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLi2v-Gq-5A
I benchpress 51kg
Genuinely reckon if it wasn't for the scamdemic Boris Johnson would have been one of the best Prime Minister's we'd had since the second world war
>>202108356my sister does this
>>2021083945x5?
me? I could probably bench press 52kg
me and the gf are both christian so we can't root until we're married ;_;
>>202108394you've overtaken jacksfit, who's been bulking for 2 years
Anyone else find F1 fucking boring? People only watch it for driver drama.
Mad how I posted an image of my penis on /birt/ and the janward did not care a jot. Reckon that means I should keep doing it
>>202108437you are close to becoming haloaussie if you carry on
it pie night
>In Australia, he is known as "The Destroyer" owing to Australian concerns that the original nickname contained racial undertones, which Wallace himself disputed.
>>202108464you could write a novel about these scenepvre bongpunk
>not even 24 yet and been told I need glasses It’s so fucking over
>>202108451Yeah he got Jewed
just saw an absolutely mental image
Lads for those in the know, check the group chat. Mikey posted details about the stag party
Life is kickin my arse
>>202108517>which Wallace himself disputedcracking nickname, Gromit
screaming
>>202108479better get saving up for that ringor just snake one from a jew, jesus won't mind and will probably give you props for that
The WTC site is a modern-day pilgrimage site for the most devout American
replayed halo 3 recently it has honestly not aged well they really phoned that one inbut replaying halo 2 it actually really got into that one, that one is good.Imo odst and reach are good, toowe don't talk about anything after reach
>>202108464he's honestly such a repulsive cunt
>>202108464If i ever saw him id strangle him, to be honestAbsolutely hate this sack of shite
>>202108517>The 1.9m Wallace said changing his name is "political correctness gone mad" and that he is proud to be black.
>>202108479Her reaction on the wedding night realising she has to spend the rest of her life with a dicklet
I opened up the pathway of the heartThe flowers died, embittered from the startThat night, I crossed the bridge of sighs and I surrenderedI looked back and glimpsed the outline of a boyHis life of sorrows now collapsing into joyAnd tonight, the stars are all aligned and I surrenderMy mother cries beneath a southern sky and I surrender
>>202108454Some decent money to be made with the right items flipped.
>>202108479Never understood this, the Bible is very vague on it and never clearly states it.
>>202108517Lelzorz, Australia is cucked to the max haha
>>202108572When i was there last time there was a lot of JFs taking selfies lol
get the items flipped
evens i buy opioidsodds i buy benzosdubs i get both
>>202108588yeah well I'm 1.64m and he needs his internalised whiteness exorcised
>>202108560>37
Get them flipped
well rorke?
>>202108464Alcoholics need to be gassed, they only make things worse for everyone else
>>202108655alri Chris
>>202108574Too autistic to play reach since it shat on the loreBut yeah I agree Halo 2 was better than 3 even though a lot of people would disagree. Halo 2 had much more memorable maps and missions. Halo 3 is just a rehash of stuff from the first two games
As the head of the Cheka, Felix Dzerzhinsky fought not only against saboteurs, bandits, and spies, but also against homelessness of orphans.happy birthday to Iron Felix Dzerzhinsky!
>>202108599Is this Venice
>only consumed 500 calories today>can have 1000 calories for tea and still be on targetlucky me!
Nah mate too much of a mouthful and the audience might be turned off to learn you're a blackieWe'll just have Larry call you Desto alright
>>202108658nice ben 10 shirt faggot
>>202108613But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
sometimes i just browse the womens section on UNIQLO because the kind of models they have often correspond to my ideal woman (ma femme idéale)
really am in quite a lot of pain lads i aint even gone lie
Halo Reach was the peak of Halo don’t care about 2 fags
>>202108694bit rude
>>202108688I do OMAD myself
loads of rain tonight got all the little frogbergs croaking and ribbiting
still struggling to understand what is going on in this picture lads
>>202108698That means lusting after a married woman is a sin.
>>202108464I do this when I'm drunk too lol
I do GOMAD myself*starts flailing about wildly*AROOOO
>>202108744one of them flesh cubes innit
>>202108744Looks like a pallet of flattened body parts
>>202108742lovely
>>202108762the aroo really made this for me
made a new mate today and he said his wife is brazilian, is that a red flag or pathetic like having a chinese wife? i'm not sure
>>202108700the white girl with curly hair pengaleng
>>202108688you gonna go over, you always do *tuts*
and i like to give a shout out to my niggas with a game planand shout out to my niggas with escape plans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wJnyCtH4ro
>>202108744The fabled megagopnik
>>202108744Thirdies doing something disrespectful to dead bodies by the looks of it
>>202108744get them draftedget them dronestrikedget them cubed
Top 3 things that prevent you from getting a job:>1. Being depressed>2. Being autistic>3. Being an introvert
why is the world so inflammatory
>>202108744no no i said steamed slavs
shit myself again
any good folk music thats just a guitar
>>202108750nah its all womentbf people used to get married much quickmodern convetion of getting married after like 5 years of dating is not normalnot sure how a lad is meant to wait that long
curry tonight lets go
>>202108843Yeah probably
>>202108823
>>202108830none of those have any direct impact, only influencing your actionsand they're still your actions at the end of the day
>>202108851i always feel so fat after a curry takeawaybut they are so leng
>>202108843the answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
why can't they look after themselves? lazy Irish
>>202108744Local Belgorod news outlet bel.ru reported on Tuesday, the same day that most of the posts online mentioning "meat cubes" came out, that an animal shelter called "Angel" in the Shebekinsky city district received 2 tons of frozen food—livers and intestines—which were left on a road near the shelter. But a lack of equipment meant workers couldn't remove it, which subsequently caused a foul smell in the area. Other Russian outlets also offered similar reports.The news outlet shared the same images that have been circulating online, accompanying the claims.The shelter has previously acknowledged receiving donations of pet food from charities, including in a July 4 VK post. "We express our gratitude to...Olga Vatomskaya for helping the animals of Shebekino and the Angel shelter with food," read part of the post.The owner of the shelter, Irina Kharitonova, told reporters that the "frozen remains" are humanitarian aid from a company called LenKorm. She said two tons of frozen liver and intestines were delivered to the shelter, adding that she wasn't sure when it could be removed.
>>202108830where does being a convicted paedophile stand on this list
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>202108843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xjJXT0C0X4
>>202108823State of those views, would kill myself if I was him
poo smells
>>202108895We can actually get jobs quite easily. Probation officer basically assigns you a role somewhere
did anyone else here ever play maplestory?
>>202108931its literally just britfeel gimps and seaside exposed
>>202108961
oh no not my package
love love LOVE girls with HD brows
>>202108884Mad that Ireland went from being the source of professional soldiers and mercenaries for Europe to two blokes and a gun on a coast guard vessel
I AMIN A WORLD OF SHIT
Why can't I sit straight? Always have to lean to the left. My back hurts ever so much.
>>202108940yes we know what it's like to live in brazil
>>202108969For me, its the channel out there called riffraff... Riffraff
>>202108995you can't do anything straight
>>202109002
>>202108961o_O
>>202108993ktim
>>202108978>clicks link and changes address to minecheers mate waheey
probably the best phonk song everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcm50aoFyAk
I'm gonna be so swole in a few months, my fat will burn away and the ladies will love it
>>202109052D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ak--7NZI8
Thames Valley Police now requires me to attend my local police station between half 8-9am and half 2-3pm Monday to Friday from now on. Are they allowed to take over my life like this?
>>202109089Get done for noncing?
>>202109089Why do you need to go?
>>202109089Why
what do.you call a black italian?balsamic viNIGGER
>>202109070kek this isn't me
>>202108426tweed shooting coat
would batter this runt if he ever darkened my door.
he is burning faramir alive
>>202109144Hell of a life innit
>>202109089If you're a nonce, yes
>>202109144Doubt it
just to be clear lads I am not a nonce. Just because my job involves working with children doesn't make me a nonce.
armpits are smelling ripe
Don’t think I’ve ever been admired by a girl
>>202109234
>Ms Lionnet was drowned in the bath on 20 September 2017, at the Wimbledon home of Medouni and Kouider, before her body was set on fire in the garden.
lads give a little help here >>202108925
>It was once an essential piece of kit in every kitchen but, like the corks that gave it a reason to exist, tastemakers are announcing the “death of the corkscrew” after it lost the battle with screw-tops and younger consumers who do not know how to use one. Forget music or fashion, it turns out that it is ownership of a corkscrew that divides young and old, according to research. Only 27% of 18- to 24-year-olds own one of the devices while for the over-65s that figure stands at 81%, according to the annual trends report by the household goods retailer Lakeland.
>>202109115Looks like my stepmum
what haircut should i geT?
>>202109294what a dull thing to give a shit about
>>202109319Ask for the ‘deadtrim’. Proper underground at the moment
>>202109319Bald
>>202109319you'll get an incel trim whatever you ask for
>>202109280yanks can't even bradley right
>>202109319I got this recently
>>202109412
>>202109428
bumhole of the bailey
used to find it hilarious that yanks had door knobs. I used to just picture them squeezing big dildos to open their doors lol
mad how quickly i learned to drive, a few months ago i was an absolute retard at it and paralysed by nerves, now i'm getting around like nobody's business, at the tender age of 29 i thought i'd be resigned to the life of a busmong for the rest of my life
>>202109343they're quite sharp actually
>>202109428bro got that nicocado trim :skull:
feel like SHIT
>>202109469Not sure what you mean
>>202109453shut the fuck up you little gimp there is nothing wrong with that bet you're a balding little freak away
>>202109519
>try to grow out my hair>just get called a twin>get my hair cut short>just end up looking like every generic british man out there (short sides and back)
>In a big boost for Ukraine, the UK is set to provide an additional £600 million in support, with a significant portion dedicated to bolstering the country’s energy infrastructure following deliberate Russian strikes.FUCKING GET IN LADS
>>202109428Which one? There's 2 haircuts in the image.
>>202109319this one
>>202109491
ah yes, short sides and back, that sounds correct
Lad who was in deep shit in toil here Managed to complete all tasks but 1. They’ve agreed to keep me on if I complete this last essay by Friday. Hardly slept last night and was stressed out my nut today at work. Tanned 2 red bulls and smoked tags (which i don’t normally do) to push on and finish 6 tasks, 4 essays and two powerpoints Taking a much needed rest before plowing on tomorrow and friday. Fuck me some hassle this is.
>>202109543it's a before and after you mong.
>>202109535>>just get called a twinEh?
>>202109428asian tintin hair
>smoked tagswhat does this mean
>>202109588hahaha let's see your haircut then you nonce
>>202109564Why are you writing essays for toil
>>202109582twink
Rorke's faither
>>202109616apprenticeship innitgot to summarise my learning and do mandatory courses
Clippers out, guard off, whazz it all off.Couldn't imagine being ugly and having to worry about hairstyles or which pomade you're going to use today.
Short back and sides. Clean Shaven.Always.
>>202109574nah
>>202109609
no birds sing
>>202109564why dont you just get chatgpt to do it like a normal person
pomade is a fizzy drink made out of English-born australians
>>202109428You're receding at the temples lad.
Sir Boomer FreezerUnfathomably based
Dead trim lad is absolutely seething lol
>>202109663it was down and it’s obvious chatgpt wrote something they’re not thick
I want to buzz my hair but I have psoriasis on my scalp :(
>>202109534Answer DA white man
>>202109651mans cutting his own hair and calling other people virgins :skull:
Foiled again by that one spacker who goes around searching for multiple posts and taking screenshots of the archives
OK I will eat it
>>202109542so keir is happy to feed zelenky's coke habit but not to keep pensioners warm?fucking unreal
>>202109689so comb through it and make it look more human, it's not rocket science blud
CHUNEHUNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_t5D8tVvM
>>202109710begorrah
>>202109704He's calling himself a virgin if you read the posts.
>>202109677Their pensions are going up by £460 and they still complain
>>202109724it was down you aussie runt
>>202109699Then buzz it, exfoliate and moisturise your scalp (which will be easier now you have no hair)
>>202109724thought this was part of the haircuts conversation haha
>>202109741nonce
KEIR OUTEIR
>>202109746But it doesn't cut evenly and looks patchy
I usually have a slick back pompadour but now I have a mullet
>>202109737bluds actually reading posts and not just picking out random words and replying :skull:
>>202109710white people scran without immigration lmao
I've been bald since 22 and have saved a fortune on hair products and hair cuts. If you hairy apes hadn't forced you views about bald men maybe girls would actually talk to me.
might buy some gear
Used to think Ser Keir was just a Tory in a red tie but now he's officially a boomer murderer I fucking love himGET EM KEIR
>>202109804*rubs your bare scalp for good luck*
Need an Asian queen to take hot showers with
>>202109810corrr
love it when you do someone and they get so mad they just baselessly call you a nonce lmao
>>202109542Take the piss
>>202109804You can get away with being bald as long as you're relatively tall (5'10" +) and not fat
>>202109810shimano?
>>202109804mr clean came to see us
>>202109854>baselesslyyeah well you base yourself outside primary schools
>>202109854Felt the need to qualify that it was baseless did you yeah?
>>202109848foul slattern
>>202109854The police dont ‘baselessly’ make you go to those meeting everyday mate
>>202109887shite
34 years old and have a thick full head of hair, no balding or recessing not even CLOSE
This cunt took bald to the extreme
>>202109854in a gunfight you don't stop shooting until your opponent is deadin an internet fight you don't stop hurling insults until one of them stops replying and perhaps makes a post like this which can be accepted as a concession
>>202109867I'm 5'11 and weigh 17 stone
Don't understand any of this
I'm a KoreanAnd I'd like my Chinese food cooked right'Cause they're not giving me the good riceAnd the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbianI don't like how my beef pork looks likeAnd the last time I eat your food I got theRice chicken beef tofuNow, I poop while I'm peeing (Hee-hee)And you might not believe I could fightI'm a white belt but I have two stripesI don't like all you little blue eyed, dumb, white EuropeansI would like to just drink my bud lightMaybe bomb couple thing in HawaiiAnd blow up the countries I don't like'Cause I'm a Korean
>>202109804>bald since 22oof
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wahv7NS329U
>>202109914hey fatty bum bum
>>202109904low t
>>202109804*pushes you down a steep hill*WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING
get the pensioners frozenget the jews funded
>>202109937High seethe
>>202109914tubby fuck
>>202109914>17 stone
wasps nest near my house. they come in through open windows at night if the lights are on. hate the fucking bastards
>>202108387That would be hilarious
Getting AI fatigue from all the slop chuds shit out.
>>202109919I can't talk about the second one or Janny will ban me
>>20210997412C outside today so no doubt the waspies will be gone soon matey
>>202109974>open windows at night if the lights aredon't do that then
not my fault my parents loved me enough to actually feed me.
>>202109974Had that a few years ago. Would wake up to take a piss and find the entire window covered in wasps
>>202109974You can't really blame the bugs if you're leaving the lights on and windows open at night.
>>202109999not sure chewing gum can use AI, actually
>>202110003Who's eating the dogs? The koreans?
Rorke taking hot dogs straight from the jar then putting them in a sandwich it’s me i’m rorke
>>202110053omdz rorke
>>202110011what exactly am i meant to do when it's been hot then?
my hair goes to below my waist :3
>>202109810planning a hike lad?
>hot dogs straight from the jarthought only germans did this
sick to bastard death of my runtish slugcel life
>>202109810LA Gear?
listening to womenno, not WOMEN, the band women
>>202110099sex
gf called me a nimrod in the local library
>I fear Getting really bored of this normoid meme
trump x biden toxic yaoi
>>202110104more of a chase of a dragon
not sure what to do with myself tonight
>>202110082I took too long and I should have reduced the chin further
>>202110153Huh what you mean?
>>202110173poo steamingtoil beckons
>>202110153puzzling post
>>202110113would say ktim but you're a yank and thus a completely different species and should fuck off
having a full hectic feed
Bought a can of spam once and ate it from the can using a spoon. Wasn't terrible.
Cute Asian lass on Pointless right now lads
>>202110171enjoy mate, some stunning hills in Wales.
>>202110150I should be so lucky
5'7 and 19 and a half stone my self
>>202110147good ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsmwy_ZU6zQ
>>202110151it's a compliment, she's saying you're a great hunter
>>202109974yeah I got some near by too and today I found a dead bumblebee so I'm taking things into my own hands now
>>202110153shit post I fear
6’2 and 16 stone me. Right fat bastard I am
>>20211027516st isnt fat
>>202110294it unless you're heavily into bodybuilding
Me? 5'11 and 13 stone. Normal sized person.
me? don't feel the need to tell you nosey bastards my height and weight.
>>202110275literally double me mr big guy
smoking a poo
me? trivago
>5'11>normal
might go cock-only
I'm 6'7
>>202110373are you all lying why are there so many tall men here
>>202110373alri smerch
I'm 5'4''
new>>202110385
>>202110348That's average height thoughbeit
>>202110394eyes bulging with imagined riches
>>202108361>>202108361>>202108361>>202108361recycle
