Buckfast Abbey edition
>>202121624Pay = £xMonthly bills = £yLeft overoeny free to spendIt really isn't difficult
poo bum egg hahaThink about that.
>>202119773I'm so cynical I thought that image was AI when I saw the thumbnail
hangover is finally wearing off. never ever touching the muck again
Me? Dont check my spending. Sometimes just tip a corporation 30 quid a month just causeThey need it more than i do
>>202121707Actually that's minecraft
Get the Buckfast drank
got me battered chips and battered sausage
just one more thing rorke
We should host gladiator games for simpsImagine dropping gyaldemfreak in a ring with a lion and watching him get torn to shreds
>NOW - Firefighters in Shanksville, Pennsylvania convince Biden to wear a Trump 2024 hat.
>>202121761Dogberg gagging for a handout
>>202121761Cockmogs me!
>pensioners: brass monkeys>doctors and engineers: housed>mohammedans: top tier>anglo-saxon: racistAh, a good week to be Sir Poo Barmer KC
>>202121697
FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT!>>202121754>>202121788
>>202121783I say this and look like this
>>202121761battered sausage doesn't even looked properly cooked and chips look like they've got bits of smegma stuck to themwhat a woeful image
Meow! meow meow
*thinks about it*
>>202121839wow congratulations aardvark!
>>202119773Why are black people so awful all they do is literally steal and do nothing all they do is take an take. If we got rid of most black people in London and us both countries could be paradises
>>202121839get in
No reason to continue in my life
>>202121839lol i just realised i spelled it wrong againt he second time
What if we just brought back Takeshi's Castle but all the contestants are immigrants and the ones who win get to stay?Think that would make every side happy. What's Craig Charles up to nowadays anyway?
The values of whiteness are the water in which we all swim. No one is immune. Those values dictate who speaks, how loud, when, the words we use, what we don’t say, what is ignored, who is validated and who is not. Unless we are actively and persistently dismantling these constructs, we are abiding by them. In integrated spaces (where we are less likely to be ourselves given the divisions that white dominance has created), we fall into the roles society has assigned us. As a person of color, and perhaps the only one in the room, it’s exhausting to always be swimming upstream. To survive in this society, we learn to hold our tongue, to “code switch” to fit in. This is about survival and the basic human need to feel that we belong. People of color are often so familiar with navigating white spaces that even when there’s a possibility of bringing more of ourselves into a room, we simply don’t know how. We’ve assimilated to white cultural conditioning, and that assimilation has become part of our identity. While this can help us “get ahead,” the compromise is that we forget what it feels like to be our whole selves.
>>202121783all so tiresome
nth for the holodem
business idea: midget cover bands
>oiling trannies
>>202121839thought an aardvark was like a viking soldier of something 2bh
I might haveA fucking wankOh yes ohI might have A fucking wankOh oh ohI might haveA fucking wankOh yes, I'm 'avin a fuckin wank
Just seen an off topic post
>>202121769>>202121830my mum loved watching columbo, used to sometimes watch episodes with her
going to boil some dried spaghetti in a minute
>>202121968Trying to solve the mystery of who your dad is?
Need to stop hinting that I'm a nazi to the gf
>>202121839not enjoying your new gimmick, threadmeister
>>202121974odd
get them oiled
>>202121968based mum
>>202122012dance, wagies!
>>202121974bit late no?
>>202122010really? done it quite a few times
Used to smoke a fuckton of weed and watch columbo with my friends lol
>>202122012truly TRULY faustian
zurich is stained and its not my faaaaulttt
>>202122030Spaghetti is literally Italian for "little meal". It's perfect for a late night snack
>>202122025enjoyed this pic x
>>202122039sexxxxxxxxooooooooooooo
>>202122030ah, yes however i fell asleep again after toil. many such cases. sad!
Indians were literally given toilets and they destroyed them and continued to shit in the openspewing
>>202122039vile
>>202122012dear god
>>202122039Too much makeup but glad girls are going back to this old style
>>202122083the latest from o'rorke
Are Bradders just one the daytime awards for The Chase de lids
>>202122039corrr yes pls!!
>>202122012the wagie shuffle never fails to cheer me up
>>202121895i believe he does a funk and soul show on bbc 6 music
>>202122068how do you know this? did an Italian girl call your penis spaghetti? ha!>>202122080be strong.
>Used to smoke a fuckton of weed and watch columbo with my friends lol
>>202122118Shut up nigga
SHONDO is /ourgirl/ and the official /brit/ choice of streamer>she's cute>she's funny >she's based>she's Norf FC>she's a legit mentally ill hikiNEET who doesn't go outsideI love my little sister wife so much. she's so cute - and (you) should love her too! https://youtu.be/LFuXiQieOl8?si=h_0sqHza8GySYDvJ
i wonder if i will ever be happy againi suspect not
>>202122176the dream
>>202122009is it really him?
>>202122176Bizarre
>>202122176dont care still finna smoke the loud
got my lil willy out
there's a yank in the old expressing astonishment at how little water we have in our toilets
has that series of taskmaster with the spacker started yet
>>202122219mine's smallerin fact I have the tiniest willy in all of /brit/
>>202122229
Anyone here ever pooed on a Germanic poo shelf?Laid one so huge when in Belgium it came up and touched my assholeTook many flushes to get it down and had to shower immediately afterward
>>202122229rosie jones is fab
>>202122219>>202122253sissy brats detectedtime4correction
>>202122276
why do we have so many people in prison lads
>>202122276yeah in amsterdamwe were all wondering what the hell was going onwas just shit smeared all over it the whole weekend
>>20212231614 years of Tory government
>>202122316must have commited crimes and that
>>202122229starts tomorra
>>202122229>>202122280Rosie Jones' career is proof that comedy has stopped being the (almost) meritocracy it once was.
dont think i can backtrack to show the itv tits until the show ends in a bit
clitoral hood
>>202122342They're horrible The place we stayed only had a sink in the kitchen so I had to walk through the bedroom to wash my hands Didn't help that the Dutch only eat deep fried cheese and meat it was horrible
>>202122304This is the worst one, you just know that speccy bastard boss is a prick who gets off on this sadistic humiliation ritual. I'd tell them to stick their job up their arse if they forced me to do this
might move to Lux
>>202122206Yes. I've always been two steps ahead of threadmeister.
>>202122316we're an island of crooks and ne'er do wells
>>202122184u shutup goddamn cunt bradders is /brit/ culture u shuttup BHENCHOD she too small shouldn;t make my willy hard ;->D
>>202122304l've rage quit over less than this
OK sara chill out
>>202122304I actually love this lol
any York men in?
aha! another successful heist has resulted in yet another pint glass being added to my collection
WE ARE ALL EQUAL
>>202122316not enough if you ask me. if i were sir poo barmer id build another 10 prisons.
>>202122434Tell her you're none of those things but she'll fall for you anyway
Seems weird to keep them with all the evidence Rorke
>>202122469evil bastard
>>202122185'ce
the pint glass goblin strikes again
I remember ex-gfberg telling me she didn't like black guys because their cocks are too big
>>202122476Think about this often
>>202122469N word
>>202122392yeah we'd all been eating the cheapest shit we could like loads of packets of crisps as we spent all our money on the hostel, weed and truffles so we were all squirting out these awful shits. bow that i think about it one of the lads did a really big log the first night and it was too weighty to move from the shelf so he just left it there instead of picking it up kek
>>202122469kek my dad does this
>>202122502omd
>>202122476Wonder who he voted for
>>202122489if I don't top myself I guess I might live a long life
>>202122185fuck off
>>202122517>too big to moveThat was my nightmareI was there with my girlfriend lolAlso drinking a LOT of beer
>>202122489Corrr she can fuckin have them
>>202122469I always steal a nice pint glass. Not from my local of course.
>>202122476He got confused by the pictures in the polling station and voted for "Fire Exit"
How come Brit’s don’t eat bacon
>>202122561haram init
>>202122561Sharia bruv
>>202122561bizarre post
>>202122502spaedo
>>202122502Mad how memories are described by not who they were at the time, but who they are now
>>202122434ayo u want sum fuck hit me up
>>202122316>Prison sentencing is much more tough here compared to other western European countries.>Lots of foreign criminalsAlso I think we may be the only country in Europe which hands out explicit ‘life without parole’ sentences for murder.Even Anders Breivik has a chance of parole after 20 years
>>202122561Reckon you've been perusing questionable sources for that one.
>>202122561I don't think Sharia bloody allows it!
almost replied to that bait
>>202121897embarrassed by your lack of yous here's one
I've always been a bit jealous of my dad, my mum is fucking fit
Mental how life in nordic prison would be an upgrade for billions of people, including me
>>202122612post a pic of your mum lad
>>202122489she has big tits and i wonder why she doesnt get them chopped off to avoid titty cancers
Buckfast genuinely tastes incredible and makes you feel like a God when you're on it, but gives me the worst next morning anxiety I've ever had. Worse than a cocaine comedown. Is there any way around this? Like is there some kind of drug you can mix with buckfast to not make you feel like complete shit the next day?
Now that I think about it, my dad is severely autistic.Explains a lot really.
mental how i bought 3 or 4 fry upsworth of sausages, bacon, eggs, hash browns and all that for myself and step dadberg said after dinner earlier "your turn to cook tomorrow, probably fry up time isn't it? check the dates on your sausages"cheeky cunt has just roped me into cooking all my food and giving it all a bloody way
>>202122630You're a big tit
>>202122630they're small
Would rip open my ballsack and pour chilli oil on my exposed testicals to get the chance to smell one of Donald Trump's rancid Big Mac farts.
>>202122634love this lol nigga
getting fed up of this bloke
>>202122644What's upsworth?
>>202122645rude and unnecessary
*sends /brit/ to the Recycle Bin*
>>202122656
Why exactly are men expected to protect and help women all the time? I can't imagine many women helping me if I was in a bad way
>>202122666Begone Satan
>>202122629
pub darkroom toil looms
>>202122679Mate you were talking about chopping off tits
*mogs your oshi*
Family member has the oddest takes. Doesn't like Bradders thinks he is "full of himself". Also thinks it's ok when boomers spend all of their money on cruises rather than giving their kids inheritance. Have to bite my tongue when conversing with her offtimes.
>>202122634alcohol is alcohol, hangovers are purely dependant on hydration and electrolytesdrink a powerade or two through the night and in the morningalcoholic's top tip
That's it!Going to finalize my dream of owning a second hand independant bookshop based in the centre of the sun.
>Would rip open my ballsack and pour chilli oil on my exposed testicals to get the chance to smell one of Donald Trump's rancid Big Mac farts.enjoyed this
>>202122680>Recycle Binremember when it was trash bin
>>202122689Were in a bad way*Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>202122666nm, whats upsworth you?
>>202122644He’s done youThen he did your mother next
>>202122628me making rorke jokes
>>202122648No they're not. You have literally never seen tits in real life. You should have been killed as a child.
>>202122689because they have smaller skeletons and brains than men
>>202122735Ok calm down bro
>>202122666Nothing much, whats upworth with you? Haha
>>202122699it was a hypothetical. she is talking about cutting off YOUR ballbag
>>202122666bout tree fiddyyyyyyyy>>202122726true on both counts
>>202122736So do Indians. Nobody expects me to protect and help them
>>202122666don't know
>>202122723Still is on Mac
>>202122644Don't like it? Move out.
cant even have balls anymore bloody woke mobs gone mad it has
>>202122634I get what you mean. You feel absolutely euphoric. There is nothing like the buzz you get off quickly drinking Buckfast. You’re absolutely bouncing and feel invincible. Add cocaine into the mix and you just become a fucking animal.There is no way to deal with the Bucky hangovers. Just drink lots of water before you go to bed and have sugary stuff on hand for the morning. The hangover is made worse it has like the equivalent of 8 cans of coke of caffeine in it and ruins any sleep you might get. Otherwise you’ve just got to slug through it. It’s the price you pay for an absolutely class dunt. Bucky shites are horrific too.
might go to bedfuck all to do is there
>>202122634It's all the caffeine lad
>his socks aren't Nike or AdidasI feel embarrassed FOR you, mate
>>202122749>>202122725I see, a trickPerhaps I shall play one of my own
>>202122736so do chinese lads but nobody helps them
>>202122744clean it up janny
>>202122757the fuck is this?
>>202122763ever heard of rudyard kipling?
>Haiti chimps eat US citizens pet cats and dogs>Donald Trump calls this out>big media calls him a nutterPeople are out of touch with how utterly fucked their lives have become.
>>202122794Mine are from Decathlon
*shakes my fist at the yanks in the thread*
jamaican yutedem slipping his oiled up S curved longmeat into a tight pale slit
>>202122806Is he the fella that makes those little cakes?
posting the booby women then is it
Our nanny state fascist government has banned products that mix caffeine and alcoholNEED to buy some smuggled buckfast
>>202122744really need to update my shit folder.
anyone who likes women with tatts has shit taste
>>202122776if i could shag my mum to make up for living here for free like he does then i would
>>202122582been trying to read this post for the last 10 minutes but it's not working
>>202122815That has been debunked by fact checking sources rorke
>>202122835It tastes fucking rank at room temperature but stick it in a freezer for a few hours and it’s incredible Can’t beat a chilled bottle of supersonic in the hot weather or at a house party
Might move to China
>>202122629be nice
>>202122830can't call them that anymoreit's the woke you see...
thought I'd stick John Wick on for a gander before bed. this is utter shite. how is this popular?
wanking to girlfriend simulation pornography
>>202122838hahhahaah
>>202122744scrwaking someone decided to shit from the hand rail
>>202122851must suck being a literal brainlet
>>202122561i eat bacon at least twice a week.
Never been a fan of poo stuff and always found it disgusting but there was one webm of a woman just firing liquid shit up the wall of a public toilet and I found it very arousing for some reason
>>202122709>Also thinks it's ok when boomers spend all of their money on cruises rather than giving their kids inheritanceGot a pair of mine doing this at the moment just occasionally hear of them going a new cruise every month or so. I think it's their way of coping with finding out their son abandoned his two kids, and wife of about four months to move in with a single mother and her children all by different fathers the stupid cuck. I hope they just leave him nothing when they die or very little because he's always been a bit of a retard.
blud has a favourite penis shape
>>202122838
>>202122815>big media calls him a nutterdid you watch the debate? Saying mad shit like nuclear war will start and lsrael wont exist and Kamala is a communist and execting babies its all nutter stuff mate
>>202122886got that keeney reeves fella from matrix
>>202122846
>>202122810ash looking healthier, might just be the tan tho
>>202122664I was so proud of myself for not falling for music.ly, vine, or tiktok - but I've been absolutely sucker punched by YouTube shorts and Instagram Reels
>>202122924Cockmogs me!
>>202122924any tgirl spaff webms?
>>202122894Does she shag a black willy in that one
ahh hmm cloggy and the tranny poster, appearing at the same time, like usual!strange coincidence of course
>>202122915lol I had one just like this before
>>202122915
Love the half bottles too. Perfect for a train ride with the lads or footy game. Can fit in the pocket.
I rattled him with that one Meltdown has commenced
>poo>incest>schoolgirlsahh yes
>>202122944>>202122937>>202122924>two brit flags>one belgian flag is there only the three of your in the ‘cord?
>>202122924Thought that was a poo at first
Preview of the jubblies in question.
please stop posting poo
>>202122894Sauce?Im
Riveting discussion about poo, tonic wine and pictures of transvestites dressed up showing their willies Grim thread
>>202122924*water breathing: 41st form, castration!*
hmm
last hours been terrible going to bed
>>202122963The old pocket rocket or 'half tattie'
>>202122916Literally all true. Sounds outlandish but we live in an outlandish world. He did not lie once. If people are too seperated from reality to deal with what is happening, there's not much any candidate can do.
who /cargo/ here?cargo pants are pretty much all I wear these days and I've noticed that they're becoming increasingly populardo you reckon that cargo pants are at risk of becoming the new brown chinos like the "chino wankers" used to wear in the 2010s? I hope not because cargos are the only type of trouser I like to wear
well said carla
>>202122974it's a proxy neet on his phone
>>202123006https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c83b850c9527
>>202122961ahahahahahah no way
À la carte
>>202122644
>>202123019No correlation
>>202123026virginous look
>>202123049A la Elton
>>202123010Idk why they cant fuck off to britfeelAbsolute fucking cretins
>>202122911Naturally if your kid is a scumbag to that degree I wouldn't begrudge not giving them anything. Point is, boomers do that shit to their completely normal kids. It's a problem with white people in particular and why we are awful at building generational wealth.
>>202123026i wear cargos too as of 2022 but have been expecting them to suddenly be uncool ever since i bought themdunno if they have yet or if you're right and they're only gaining popularity, but i like mine a lot v practical
>>202123049elton john, gotta be
>>202123019Rico is just a bit thick then?
>>202123019all I'm really getting from this is that poor people are stupid
>>202123049im still standing
>>202122988fucks sake forgot file
*turns into a snail*
>>202123010>>202123069nice capital letters lads
>>202123031hairy legs
>>202123114Cheers trannycaselad
>>202123067>>202123099>>202123110
>>202123049el a shart
>>202123019Need a Sabrina gf
only gone and put the poo poo peng porn on
>>202123031>>202123132She was made co-leader because the greens accidentally elected a straight white man as leader.
might get on the horlicks
Might move to Argyll and Bute
thinking about them beans
>>202123184strongly suspect I have a horlicks shaped hole in my life
>>202123132the gnomish queen of bristol...
cheeky early new xx>>202121730>>202121730>>202121730
*shite boring blogpost*
>>202123054you literally spam about blacks and lust over trannies on 4chan you are the epitome of virginous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoB1_TPOzHQjust made this video with my friend Lucian would love some feedback x
>>202123224raped him
>>202123213ruh-oh
>>202123054maybe Europe is 10 years behind in culture as per usual, but baggy clothing and a general 2000s fashion is trendy right now>>202123085I've only noticed them becoming increasingly popular. I don't want them to get to the point where every lad is wearing them and they achieve "chino wanker" status. I really like mine. Have about 6 pairs. where do you get yours from? I think the H&M ones might be my favourite, but the uniqlo ones are good too.
>>202123224sent that cunt to the moon
>>202123253i don’t live in belgium and that whole early 2000s gimmick is kind of cringe
Timmy mad!
>>202123224
>>202123213dangerously, cheekily earlier
>>202123224you’re mad because you know it’s true LOL
>>202123357whats true?
>>202123357LOL done him! Done him!
>>202123380that oiled up bbc’s are drilling into his future born again christian wife he knows that he’s powerless and this drives timmy mad
Wonder why everyone has fucked off to the early new. Such a quality thread going on here
I don't hide stubs!
>>202123426well i think what the yank said is also true, that you're a virgin who loves to fantasise about this weird shite, am i correct?
>>202123454not really, now you’re mad too because croydon killers are tearing your future wife apart as we speak youre reminded of that fact LOL
>not really getting raped by your uncle as an infant doesn't mean you lost your virginity
>>202123481well you're fantasising about it right now at 11pm on 4chandon't you claim to be black btw? how does that squre up with the fact that you used to post about your girlfriend cucking you?
>>202123446I still haven't figured out how to only filter Belgium on /brit/ so it's easier for when I'm in other threads
>>202123527cope on the endless supply of bbc won’t stop.
>>202123567neither will your fantasising
>>202123538Fair enough my filters are fucked so I turned them all off and need to start from scratch Thinking the uBlock wizards are onto something 4chanX sucks
>>202123538filtercuck talking to himself again
>>202123567>>202123604Post a picture of your cock or shut the fuck up you demented faggot
>>202121730>>202121730>>202121730>>202121730>>202121730
