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Swifties!!!!!
reply to mousey
going through my old snapchat pictures from high school
>>202125331acknowledging schizos just makes them stick around more, even indirectly
>>202125324this is fat "how do we get hi sectioned"fat should be sectioned because he is a threat to the public
Unironically puked at the Shartlanta airport in front of everyone
frites
I'm trippin bros.
Turns out I wasn’t fired for pissing in bottles. Someone stole 2,500 dollars worth of equipment under my watch
>>202125383cute fork
ARE my posts in this thread better or worse? was i a problem or did i becoe one
toby, i just asked you to behave, dont know why you're so mad
>>202125340>>202125381https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
Apparently I’m fat
>>202125408another dogshit post
You know you need a shower when your undies start sticking to your ass crack.
>>202125381You're going to jail
>>202125461
mother dearest gave me money for tendies !
>>202125421i just shaved today after a month of neglectidk why i'm so lazy with iti look 10 times clean shaven but i just grow an unkempt beard that completely hides my jaw
Where’s the French guy I miss him
>>202125474me on the left
sure you do. hes a buck broke little angry man. thats the only people you "allow" otherwise you do this. you are a sad man
>>20212549510 times better*
A fart is the ghost of a turd.
republicans are so fucking weak nowadays. they were completely enthusiastic in 2016 for trump despite way worse polls and people saying it was impossible for trump to win. he "bombed" all the debates according to the polls (worse than this one, including the one 2 weeks before the election) and yet they didn't care. now they send to get scared of everything
>>202125305Teach me how to filter flags in mobile
wtfTranny janny banme for saying to get ratpedo sectioned but he lets him spam and ban evade?Something is fishy
>>202125502The nafri or the suicidal
>>202125589same person
How do I pump my stomach at the airport?
>>202125584a LOT of such incidents in /cum/. Bunch of glowie jeet troons if you ask me
The tyranny of the trannytors
>>202125623>guy having a multi-day, multi-thread schizo meltdown threatening people and telling them to an hero>(you) posting a single sentenceGuess which one the janny bans
>>202125660I bet they'll get me for ban evasion before him too lol
>>202125602Noway
>>202125691The hero /cum/ needs, but the one we deserved, I kneel.
reminder to everyone else that "leaf" here is a Brit
WE CANT BREATHE>>202125623>>202125660
There is more than 1 leaf ITT
its obvious which one i mean
im at my parents house and my dad bought a one gallon thing jug of maple syrup my family is single-handedly keeping millions of canadians employed
>>202125328ngl but I would breed her and don't get why that's such a bad thing to say
>>202125790We have a strategic maple syrup reserve worth millions of dollars. And it has been heisted before too.
i'd like to live in a country with liberal values that is majority white and has small minority groups that they don't allow to grow past a certain size. but this is an impossible platform to run on.
>>202125833she deserves to get bred by anons
>>202125833If she has any eggs leftShe was always gorgeous, people just hate her because she is popular
>>202125849you could move to New England or Quebec, that's as close as you will get.
>>202125849That's quite an illiberal immigration scheme, not that I'm against it. What do you want to be liberal then? Cannabis laws?
>>202125849maybe new zealand and ireland sort of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJdj9bYoql0
>>202125865nah there's minorites in new englandand quebec is the minorityIf you wanted to escape minorities in new england you'll have to buy a lot of land and make sure it has multiple walls built around it
>>202125882>That's quite an illiberal immigration schemeNot really. The argument could be made that importing people from the 3rd world would erode our liberal values. Similar to the argument France made for banning hijabs and burkinis.
>>202125884>irelandThey are going through a chuddening right now>new zealandthey are governed by the centre right, so idk if that's liberal enough for you.
>>202125921Damn the US is more grim than I realized
>>202125941Despite their ban, they are still getting browner and blacker. Minimally useful policy if the people remain.
>>202125984The Muddening
>>202125995Yes, because they continue to allow immigration. My point being that you can still make a liberal argument against immigration.
>>202126014I think you're silly, anon, trying to be an anti immigrant liberal when the majority of liberals wouldn't consider you a liberal. Stick to your principles if it makes you feel better, I suppose.
>>202125995France has always had a retarded "I don't see race" approach to immigration. The Anglo cunts acknowledge browns but in France they just pretend if they let them in they will all absorb into superior French secular values and allow Frenchoids to sexo the brown/black women.
>>202125952new zealand already has>universal healthcare>gay marriage>abortions>probably cheap collegethat's all liberals really want, then it's just a matter of disproportionately hiring minorities and letting faggots chop their nuts off which I doubt they have much of
>>202125838that story will never stop being funny to mei don't get what those frogs were thinking, how the fuck do you fence thousands of gallons of syrup
>>202126057>disproportionately hiring minoritiesThey don't have this but they do have a Canada style Jeetening going on with housing being unaffordable to anyone and social services getting noticeably worse. Not on our level ofc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnFa4Mq5PAM
>>202126058>how the fuck do you fence thousands of gallons of syrupHundreds of quebecois mafia farmstands dotting the countryside
There is only one existing trans milf and the rest are chrischan
>>202126045Conservatives wouldn't consider me conservative either because I don't care about trannies, small government, and so on.
>>202126120>trans milfme in the future (im just a transgirl zoomer now :3)
>>202126058It's the classic "getting away with it then getting lazy & greedy". If they kept filling the barrels with water it might have went unnoticed for even longer and they wouldn't have to hold so many big barrels waiting to be sold into smaller batches.
>>202126155It's not gonna happen, especially in Brazil.Sorry.
>>202126155You're fat, brown, and hairy, if you can't pass how can you possibly be a troon? kek
>I want to be liberal, but like, racistwhat causes this level of cognitive dissonance? truly a meme ideology>>202126153i guess you can just be the enlightened outsider who aligns with nobody
I've been working this grave shift, and I ain't made shit, I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly, past the sky
>>202126183>what causes this level of cognitive dissonance?seems like textbook contrarianism to me, "I'm not like other anons"
>>202126183>what causes this level of cognitive dissonance? truly a meme ideologyA lot of people think freedom is a burden, but also don't want to live near minorities
growing up in a white town in new england was wonderful. back then people talked about diversity but i never had to see anyone who wasn't white except for a couple of black people. now i see jeets, bosnians in burkas, negros, etc. on a daily basis.
>>202126242Well, good luck, pal. Everyone should be allowed their fantasies.
now youse can't post
>>202126259I was just theorizing , that's not how i feel
>>202126251it's a global thing now, even small towns in Canada are getting Jeets. Same with Europe or even Japan. We've reached the point where people can't ignore it anymore.
You smell and your skin is an ugly colour.
>>202126183how is that a meme ideology. it's the dominant ideology of most wealthy liberals. they'd like you to live with undesirables while they live in gated 95% white neighborhoods.
>Tyler Durden voice>"I want you to cum as hard as you can."
>>202126336Chinese ending of the film is funny
to goon or not to goon, that is my dilemma in this moment
>>202126352Get a hold of yourself man
>>202126333Eventually it will come back to bite them in the ass, but at that point it's too late.
Why is there a schizo who calls everyone Brazilian? I understand the French guy does it too
>>202126364getting a hold of myself is a quintessential part of gooning
>>202126342what happens
>>202126384example? I only know Finnish SAAR hunter
>>202126172i will find an european husband ^^>>202126178uuhhhh??? i have fair skin, freckles, my BMI is like 20 and im not hairy?? lol
>>202126388That was the joke. You could interpret it multiple ways!
>>202126402>i have fair skin>flagLol stop LARPing, you're brown and fat. YWNBAW, get real
>>202126402>i have fair skin, freckles, my BMI is like 20 and im not hairy?? lol
>tfw almost 3 years since last sex
>>202126396>text rolls on the screen>Tyler was a real terrorist who gets killed and police figured out everything & stopped all the bombs. The END
You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia"—but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
>>202126402First. Off kys faggot second picrel
>>202126477I've heard that so funny.
>>202126475Those are rookie numbers, try 25 years
>>202126487Funny thing is they used to air V for Vendetta uncut on Chinese state channels before.
>>202126475the struggle is real
the other day i had to visit a shithole poor town and here are the highlights:>enter the library>there's people (homeless maybe?) just sitting around. they're not even using the computers, just sitting at tables in a trance.>well dressed librarian has the demeanor of someone who is being held hostage>go back to my car>10 feet away there's a homeless veteran schizo harassing a young hispanic couple>drive to my appointment, sit down in the lobby waiting to be called>guy next to me starts brushing his beard and with every pass of the brush there's a stream of vomit tainted air rushing towards me>lady in front of me is reading a porn novel in plain view >everyone is dressed in literal rags covered in what looks like human feces and food>I saw a dominican woman with a huge ass
You guys are pee pee head
>>202126477lmfao
>>202126566guarantee you the librarian voted for it
>>202126566>>guy next to me starts brushing his beard and with every pass of the brush there's a stream of vomit tainted air rushing towards mektim
>>202126504it doesn't count if you've never done it before
look what I found!
>>202126650Truecel telling the fakecel what is up
In Germany it's not against the law to disparage the United States like it is with Israel
maybe he's 40 and the last time he got laid was in high schoolthere's gotta be dudes like that out there
Have a baby by me girl be a billionaire
>>202126722Maybe but there are a lot of young angry fakecel virgins here
Atlas makes the most trash games, they re-skin the same game 100 times and the weebs still buy it
>>202126740This tea reminds me of bedtime as a little kid, my mom would give us this with honey and lemon
>>202126759Atlas doesn't make games retard.He holds the world up.Are Canadians really this stupid
>>202126759Atlus*
>>202126734if you haven't had sex in the last 30 days you suffersimple as
>>202126777He actually holds up the heavens, not the earth but that was typo
why are french girls so perfect ?what is the secret of the french people ? they are literally perfecthttps://youtu.be/ps2Ki_kiUxM?si=Z0hWmhN3V0TpogYe
America is FUCKED.
I want to fuck the Mazone's Queen...
>>202126844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllgalizee was my first crushi remember 8 years old me feeling funny when i first saw her on tvshe made me a straight man
>>202126896You and 3 billion others had the same crush
did pretty good if I say so myself
Is she the hero we need?
>>202126964no
My first crush was starfire
the man who founded the CIA's bin laden division has become a QAnon trumperhis wife was also dubbed the queen of torture for her enthusiastic role in the CIA's torture program
>>202126844French people in general can be aggravating when you speak their language. Of course they have plenty of redeeming qualities, and in general I like them, but they can be difficult to deal with at the best of times.t. amerifrog
Hadnt tasted a pussie in like 3 years. her “scent” is everywhere now
I have a theory on what's happening to the cats in Springfield. Voodoo sacrifices to the Lwa. It could be true, probably not, but maybe. If Russia or the RNC give me 50k I will post about it everyday until someone believes me. Pic related my soon to be sacrificed cat
A one-megaton thermonuclear warhead has just been detonated over San Francisco.
>>202127161Why am I still alive then xD
>>202127161oh come on, i'd have heard something.
I like having little chit chats with strangers but I'm finding over the years that older folks are getting more and more unfriendly
>>202127053Is she hot?
>>202126759Bioware is bad for this tooPlayed one played them all
The tomato basil flavored wheat thins are very mid.Too much sugar.
>>202127295Ding dong bannu
>>202127338wat
This is terrifying. My poops have been smaller and less frequent lately, I feel like I'm not getting everything out. I think my diet lacks fiber. But pic related is scary.
>>202127379Impacted fecal mass abortion would be a good song name
You surrounded by plant-based woman, what do you do?
>>202127414Coat and fill them with some ranch dressing if you know what i mean
I have been vomiting all day where the fuck is this coming from
>>202126950holy shit you are retarded
>>202127437Your stomach I assume
>>202127414It would simultaneously be the most scared and the most horny I've ever felt.
>>202127379you know, somebody has had this, noticed they hadn't gone for awhile, started eating raisin bran, and right when it was starting to get uncomfortable and they were considering going to a doctor, it happened. they had the biggest, most mentally-relieving shit of their lives.
>>202127466raisin bran is my favorite sugary breakfast cereal :)
>>202127478i still eat regular Life
>>202127460as if you would've remembered "misery" or "delaware"
every goddamn time i get into an interesting conversation with someone on omegle i lose connection
>>202125305What was so bad about this I'll never understand. Even there was less racial tension. Jews just ruin everything for literally no reason.
Did they rangeban scotland finally?
>>202127513dumbass
>>202127562you used my picture was reference. cheater.
>>202126950bro what send this nigga back to 4th grade
>>202127562now do capitals of states
>>202127463But how? How does it keep producing shit when I can’t eat anhhjhfjsjajjsjj
she's probably listening to SZA and thinking about me
>>202125305never liked the towersdisgusting monuments to the worship of moneyslophappy they're gonesorry to the people who died tho
>>202127586can't do it, I used to have them memorized a few years ago but not anymore
>>202127254Day of the flush coming
>>202127527Probably banned a bunch of his IPs, he'll most likely be back tomorrow when he finds an unbanned one
>>202127574jokes on you
I wish there was a way to wash my insides
>>202127353Bannu
>>202127700stick a power washer nozzle up your asshole
>he just exposed himself as a jeetlol
>>202127596Stomach flu
>>202127695Fun facf: Sikkim was it's own country until around 50 years ago
>>20212763124 Leafs died, have some respect
>>202127722lmaooo
>>202126950>>202127562how's that for someone who's never been to the states
Starting work tomorrow
https://youtu.be/UaZDdjyRlro?t=1499>that antichrist that starts chanting "no we dont" what was that about
they are evil
>>202127740p good
I'm gay.Just kidding!
>>202127730>Jeets be like: Britisher Colonialism is bad... but when we invaded Sikkim and forced a referendum that was good though
>>202127804i look like that and say that
*screams in unison*
there is nothing for me in this world. i should never have been born.
>>202127826get a grip
beans and rice for dinner cause trumpflation is killin me
>>202127756good luck
does anyone else cry thinking about 9/11?
>>202127854I almost cried today when I saw a fat person and started thinking about how they stuff themselves with food everyday and destroy their body
Dis mfEatigBEANS
>>202127804Every Thirdie country acts like this. It's the nature of man.
>>202127844thanks >>202127836silenced that crybaby
How do we feel about Phil Hullmuth?
I WISH I WAS EAST INDIAN
I HATE COMMUTTING SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>202127854When I watched "The Walk" I got a little emotional at the end ngl.
>>202127900Idk who that is
If they aren't women, what are they?
>>202127900Negreanu is better
>>202127915Nobody has ever wished that, in fact hundreds of millions of them have probably wished the opposite at some point
I have been attracted to three, count em, three black women in my entire life. Briahna Joy Gray (pic related)Sarah Banks (the pornstar) Hillary (from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
man idk I was gonna vote for Trump, but then Kamala promised tax-funded gender transition surgery for detained migrants
>>202127932And he seems like a guy you could have a good time with hanging out. Phil's a buzzkill
>>202127854> 2,000 Americans dying all at once: national tragedy> 50,000 Americans dying from car crashes in a year: yawn> 175,000 Americans dying from alcohol abuse in a year: boring> 200,000 Americans dying from obesity: i sleep> 600,000 Americans dying from cancer in a year: *tap tap tap* hello, is this thing on?
>>202127946what about zaawaadi
>>202127946Strange taste.Just Rosario Dawson, Zoe Saldana, and Doja Cat for me.
>>202127946Fucking Whoville looking ass nigga
>>202127946she's ugly though?
>>202127968343 firefighters died trying to rescue people
>>202127968car crashes, alcohol, obesity and cancer don't hate our freedoms
Post boobs pls
>>202127932Phil destroyed Negreanu by proving that you CAN sit there all loosey goosey eating a sandwich.
>>202127968>I murder you>only 1 person who caresDis nigga retarded fr ong
>>202128021
>>202127981>Rosario DawsonLiterally thought that was a guy when I googled her >Zoe SaldanaNot bad >Doja Cat Based I'll agree with you there
>>202127968>> 175,000 Americans dying from alcohol abuse in a yearwhy is alcoholism so rampant in america
>>202128039I'm not a boob lol
>>202128039Americanon: 1 (one)Mexicanon: 0 (zero)
>>202127956>Phil's a buzzkillguy's got anger issues for sure, but it's funny when he freaks out
everything you do on the /cum/ forum conveys information
>>202128074.
the only thing being conveyed here is your lack of bitches
>>202128069he's very whiny
>>202127999Not counting all the rescue staff that got horrible cancers after being involved in the rescue effort. The death toll keeps rising every year just like how more holocaust survivors are born every year
>>202128074
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lately everything good that happens is just lifting me up to push me off a higher precipice. might get a rabbits foot
>>202127968I agree with the car crashes, but all of the others are terrible comparisons for rather obvious reasons. Fatties and alcies chose their fate, while cancer mostly hits older people (and indeed, when cancer does kill younger people, people do in fact tend to make a rather big deal out of it).
>>202128183tam
>>202128168Orange cat
>>202128085i am SMALL penis, 5"1 (eminem strategy from 8 mile), YOU are gay
>>202128183Didnt Ash start his pokemon adventure as a 10 year old boy...
>5'1
Imagine if after 9/11 America just nuked Mecca and didn't do anything else in the Middle East/Afghanistan. Would have been a much better timeline tbqh
>>202125340[Deleted]!
chris brown had every right to smack the shit out of rihanna
test
>>202128283based on what
boutta make a hefty deposit at the first bank of porcelain
Oh right I forgot, Rhianna is hot too
>>202128294she's was batshit crazy>>202128300ciara as well>>202128305ktim
>>202128169Alcohol and obesity deaths are tragic too because they're treatable and preventable.
>>2021282941 Timothy 2:12
>>202128375She was also a fornicator, philanderer, and harlot, easy mode for Bible quotes against her
Chris Brown is literally a meth fiend
Need to get to the ocean more often. Spending a few hours at the beach leaves a lasting calm feeling
Hello I’m back
my face feels like a leather shoedamn the sun to hell
i am so done with these mf zogbots bro
tempted to make a hamas oct. 7th analogy
>>202128459he's the r&b goathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjdaBaZe8Y
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9rMmMp3mY
>>202128575I love those mexican elf shoes
>>202128509should have used spf
Might be sysadmin after grad
>>202128575Las tribaleras
>>202128598Why would you put that on your akin when you can wear a wide brimmed hat
>>202128485i like the beach in theory but i don't like swimming in the ocean, too many crittersi got stung by a jellyfish at the beach when i was younger and it hurt
>>202128614ideally you would use both, just wearing a hat doesn't protect you from the direct uv like sunscreen does
what if there was a pool table that by some mechanism would be able to automatically position the balls so you could play with someone over the internet
>>202128616There are only a few beaches where i like to swim.Mostly i like to sit on the rocky parts where there aren't many people. Just fishing and getting sun
>>202127502this is my favorite cereal >>202125838the article on this has a fantastic title"the great canadian maple syrup heist"
how ocme you can get sunburned when it's cloudy but not while you're indoorshow come sun rays can pass through clouds but not wood/brick
>>202128606sysadmin is a decent gig, i have a similar career path closer to the engineering side of things (managing backend shit for dev teams). if you want a career where you can coast by for 30 years, put in virtually no effort, and still make good money, it's a great option. only real downside (imo) is that you can hit your career ceiling early and if you want to get "big boy" money that means moving into management which is an entirely different skillset.
>>202128663because clouds are just condensed water vapor, stupidass
>>202128663clouds are much less dense than wood and brickit's just water particles it diffuses the uv
>>202128663Certain particles emitted by the sun do pass through houses but not the tanning beams (actual scientific name)
Total leaf border closure
psychiatry is medicine the way mcdonalds is cuisine
>>202128702who asked
me i did
>>202128702*devours a big mac in front of you*ok, and?
>>202128699I've noticed we've had less leaf posts than usual lately...
>>202128695they're like high energy gammas or someshitbut basically all light particles are gammas, it's just the energy that separates shit like x rays and visible light
>>202128673Yea I plan to become a cyber security analyst after a few years of sysadmin with the right certs
>>202128699that's a frog
>>202128724i'd shoot those mfs no cap
>>202128724let them in right now im stealing this
>>202128743You're going to need to send out like 2000 job applications
>but basically all light particles are gammas, it's just the energy that separates shit like x rays and visible light
me and who
>>202128756Such is life
1:16:24something I hear a lot from this community do your research it's like flat earthers do real research not like1:16:30you know real research do our research please read our sources please stay on [ __ ] and read our [ __ ] but these1:16:37people are so ingrained in their beliefs that no matter what they're never changing like in that Flat Earth documentary there's multiple groups of1:16:43flat earthers that proved themselves wrong multiple times and still just brush it off like Oh we must have just done something wrong now the world can't1:16:49be round because we think it's we think it's flat so all this everything that proves it's round that we just did1:16:55ourselves well it's wrong right we must have messed up cuz it's flat that's the exact same way these people operate no
She's Miss California (Uh)Hottest thing in West LA (Uh-uh)House down by the waterSails her yacht across the bayDrives a Maranello (Ooh-ooh)Hollywood's her favorite sceneLoves to be surroundedWith superstars that know her name (Yeah, yeah)
>>202128817well that's fucking depressing. thanks a lot, asshole.
>>202128630You might be able to pull this off with magnets
What the fuck is wrong with people? Twitter is filled with this shit.
toby creek, british columbia
>>202128817this is quite sadrip atlas bear and carolina parakeet
Odds dollar treeEvens supermarket Digits fast
snow time soon in Scotland c: cant wait
>>202128849that's libtards for ya
>>202128723psychiatrist here, sounds like you have compulsive calorie consumption disorder, here take some Zoloft and anticonvulsant medication for life
>>202128861Do NOT buy your food from dollar tree
>>202128858yes yes I already want to go to Kamloops
She was 14 years old you sick fuck>>202128858kino
Feel like drinking but want to exercise my abstinence
>>202128906>>202128906>>202128906