horse on the porch edition>>202125305previous
>>202128906literally me, contemplating life
>>202128906horse
>>202128906Is that Bojack Horseman?
feel like drinking but I have to toil tomorrow
toby theatre, invermere, british columbia
>Man, 34, died of cancer after GPs dismissed concerns as ‘anxiety’https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/09/10/man-34-died-cancer-gps-phone-consultations/everyone laugh at brits and their stupid healthcare system
>>202128877Too late. The 4chan ouija has spoken
bitches say i'm cute but won't let me hit
>>202128922I don't feel fucked up if I have just one drink
this thread filled up REALLY fast.
>>202128915>>202128918
>>202128940why drink if not to get drunk?
>>202128944
>>202128957whoa i've never seen beach camels
>>202128951Getting a bit tipsy or relaxed
doing a poo
wearing lavender purple shorts
>why drink if not to get drunk?
>>202128974thats what edibles are for
>>202128983not an argument
>>202128981with a white tee btw
I want to eat Olivia Rodrigo’s ass
I couldnt give two shits what redditors are doinggo back there and kill yourself
>I couldnt give two shits what redditors are doinggo back there and kill yourself
do you people enjoy the film "The Matrix"?
what do they eat
>>202128906mare
>>202129034it's good yeah. over the entirety of my life I only think I've seen it maybe three times but it's good and entertaining each time.
>>202129038i yearn to live in a community like this, idk why people spaz out over it
>>202129034yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVQlwKAuLk
>>202129034love it. don't like the sequels nearly as much though. i say watch the matrix, then animatrix, then stop.
>>202129034I watched the shit out of it on VHS as a kid. I liked reloaded too, but have yet to see revolutions
i'm lowkey bi
>>202128929exactly the same as Canada lol
>>202128957
Just nutted. Now it's time for a shower and then I'm gonna have a sesh.
>>202129034It's Kino, the sequels ruined the universe
>>202129106I look like this and do this
i nutted 43 minutes ago to mythra
>>202129115reloaded was kino since it had that big gunfight in the mansion and the carchase
>>202129115filtered
anyone got a clue?
AI thinks the term "western" means just cowboys
>>202129123me? i look like this
>>202129133the fight on the highway was comedy gold. Mobius slicing the car and shooting the oil tank had me busting a lung laughing
>reloaded was kino
>>202129155Mindbroken
Did you know Keanu Reeves and Carrie Anne Moss are CANADIAN???
>>202128929Im in the exact same boat and its been 4 years and im utterly fucked. Chinknada still has these problems too i thought?
>why yes, I get all my opinions from RLM
>>202129167/cum/ is an e celeb free zone
mad how wrong mike and jay were about long legswhat a shit movie
>>202129133The fights were better, that I will admit. But everything else, no.>>202129146overrated mommy detected, opinion discarded
>>202129185Jennifer Lopez isn't mexican
>>202129038Look at those tiny backgardensAmericattle literally live like this
i'm so flipping ticked off man i'm fuming
need a dr pepper NOW
>>202129212I dont give a shit about belluci, I was posting the best character in the movie
>>202129224who rustled this cool cat's jimmies?
I look like this
>>202129191average Reloaded and Revolutions fan right there except he should be trans
>>202129224wanna talk about it pal?
Doing a set for the /cum/bums tonight
1:40:45did I invite you into my conversation did I invite1:40:51you into my conversation did I invite you into my conversation do you have any right to be speaking to me right now are1:40:57you involved in this situation are you involved in it I am no you're not no you're not and don't talk to me do not
>>202129244YWNBAL
>>202129244Based Leaf infiltrating America
this is me
MIND BROKEN
I was watching Your Movie Sucks because it always gets recommended in my videos, I just have it on in the background audio only and I think this is all right. Listening to a few. One of them is him and his friends discussing a new movie. It's all right. Suddenly one of them says he wants to fuck a child animal. Huh? Then one says he is a dog. What? I actually look at the video. They represent themselves with dogs. The video ends. A furry with gigantic tits and a hoarse tranny voice announces a patreon. None of this all happened at once, it is a dramatised version of all of these things coming together. Adam also seems to have a secret kink for farts and poo, on top of his gay and furry fetishes, which is funny because he's not secretive about anything else.
in all seriousness the cats and dogs are now culinary objects
Honestly the brit is the best poster in /cum/ and its ashame he doesnt get the credit he deserves
>>202129292So I've heardhaven't tried it myself
>>202129292I am very pro-pet, I would never vote for a candidate who doesn't defend pets. Pets Lives Matter
>>202129250that's all there is to to say. nothing that can be done but to put it out of my mind
imagine being such a whore for (you)'s you simp for ratpedo
>>202128906
>>202129308>>202129308>>202129308
>>202129308What do you mean, he has his own OC (original)
>>202129321>>202129286Fuck off Mouseschizo you evil ghoul.mindbroken
>>202129123you need a playmate
>>202129318hang in there
>>202129308(improved variant)
>>202129350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCasyAh7icCAUSE YOU'RE EV-ERY-WHERE TO MEAND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ITS YOU I SEEYOU'RE EVERYTHING I KNOW THAT MAKES ME BELIEVEI'M NOT ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEI'M NOT ALONE
I'm a male feminist.
lads if I edge over the next few days will I have a big cum load for a Saturday night date or will I just bust on contact?
this whole "being poor" business is getting old not gonna lie
>>202129308Im sure its just a coincidence the most interesting poster here is a BRITISH man and not an american man, a mexican or a canadian "man"
>>202129382Just look your boostraps in the eye, then pull them up with a firm handshake.
ill see you guys in a bit im gonna go to the convenience store
>>202129371she's hot
chugged my entire water bottle yet Im still thirstywhat the fuck
>>202129224you should spend the next three days schizoposting and ruining your health
I can tell how good a movie will be just by looking at a movie's poster and examining the sentence structure of people who promote it online. I'm right 9/10 times
>>202129429drink something with electrolytes
>>202129429unironically a potential sign of diabetes/prediabetes
>>202129380prob the latter
>>202129446does gatorade or milk have electrolytes?
>>202129429you could have kidney disease
you guys ever accidentally nick your ballsack with your fingernail and it starts bleeding
I might have undiagnosed 'tism.I shant ever know for sure.
>>202129442dis movie good. me like. small eye people make good movie sometime
>>202129466gross!
>>202129470Why?
Heterogeneous nucleation is a term used when a nucleating agent is introduced into the system to aid and control the crystallization process.
>>202129466men dont have fingernails. post tits
>>202129466I accidentally ripped out a pube and a little blood came out, that's as close as I got.
I have a fuck ton to do and I'm lethargic and depressed. Mumberg just called me asking me when I'm going to start making more money. I'm trying to finish my site but my old injuries are flaring up so I need to stop and finish my physical therapy, after one day I'm exhausted and I need to do it every day all day for God knows how long, then finish the site.If a pile of cash just fell out of the sky all my problems would be solved.
>>202129484what kind of system
>>202129461>gatoradelemonade*
>>202129470Same
https://files.catbox.moe/e7k5nj.mp4
Everyone shall receive a stipend of wine and cheese from the government
>>202129480Because you did not clarify:> Why do I think I might have the 'tismThe way it be.> Why shant I ever know for sureBecause I do not have an interest in having my primary care physician tell me that I am defective.
"went to bed" and "wet the bed" are dangerously close when you say it fast
>>202129518hon hon hon
american landlords are cool
>>202129518Well now I have weekend plans
>>202129530post a vacaroo. i believe you i just want to hear your polish accent
>>202129466Yep it happened while I was watching dr who
>>202129545i'm polish-american, my english sounds completely american(retarded that is)
>>202129504yeanything with carbs and/or sodium/sugar does
>>202129560>i'm polish-american, my english sounds completely american(retarded that is)Spaino!
>>202129538Mumberg won't let me rent out the housestein so I can go back to plapping hapas doing carlifeWhy is everything so IMPOSSIBLE?!Moishe...you got money, how about a small loan of a million dollars?
>>202129565I thought sugar stuff didnt help with thirst
>>202129470i dont think a diagnosis is even worth the effort. And I wouldn't even want a diagnosis because then I might have to interact with one of those fake mental illness bitchfags.
Hell Let Loose sucksRed Orchestra 2 is for real gamers
Hit 190lb shoulder press for the /cum/bros
>>202129530wet the bed >~<
Did you guys know cats are not mentioned in the Bible? And they were very rare in both Ancient Greece and Rome as pets. Seems odd...
I cook rice with vinegar
>>202129560night ruined. why are you in the old country
>>202129580for me, its Wolf 3D
>>202129582hell yeah brother
>>202129502We are in the trenches man
>no peeing gfi svffer
>>202129590I cook rice with my cum
Didnt know he was half polish half american and ... oh also living in israel. strange
>>202129587but they were very common in ancient Egypt. judens just don't have an appreciation for nice things. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
> call it waterplay> no water?
>>202129611Israelis seem to love cats.
I do love israel. I wish kamala just full on supported isreal in the debate and that election would have been in the bag
>>202129590like, instead of water?
>>202129574Is sugar a good source of electrolytes?When sugar is dissolved in water, there is no electrical charge, so therefore, it can't be classified as an electrolyte. So how does the sugar solution help with hydration? Glucose and electrolytes work well together. Sugar helps your body in electrolyte absorption along with other nutrientslearn to google bud
>>202129613Isnt it water sports
>>202129572>Moishe...you got money, how about a small loan of a million dollars?i have 40k in debt and i'm unemployed bro
>>202129616probably the russian influence
>>202129616They prefer killing children
>>202129628what like water polo?no i don't play any of those.
>>202129619Okay it actually is Spainnonce, kek. You really never stop posting do you.Wait wahts the /cum/ equivalent. Iberiapedo?
tfw no femboy who works as a police officer or something
>>202129622No just a splash of it. Seems to add flavor.
police horse
horse
>>202129630At least you don't owe your mumberg money. I feel awful.
>>202129647I have no idea what are you talking about schizo. you might want to have that checked out
i believe it's spelled whores
She snubbed Bibi.She snubbed BIBI.SHE FRICKIN SNUBBED BIBI AND ISRAEL WON'T EXIST IN TWO FRICKIN YEARS
Farming replies on /cum/ at 4:16 am, the life of 190.
>>202129682im watching YouTube
>>202129674>meanwhile married to a Jew and raising his offspringis this the cope leftoids are going with? It's funny how both rightoids and leftoids are coping about the same thing this election
I won't take the bait.
>>202129695Sieg heil... More like, sieg hell
>>202129695i get it
>>202129701I'm just quoting Trump bro chill out
>>202129710HOT DOG
>>202129664my mom used to put a lot of money on my books when i was locked upi also feel bad for owing her money
>>202129702but what about nazi germanysurely fighting another country's war paid off there
>>202129709Just let go before you get to the top
>>202129735no it didn't
Today I went to a book store and purchased "Kidnapped" by Robert Luis Stevenson. I very much enjoyed Treasure Island, so I'm looking forward to this reading sesh
>>202129715I'm always chill
toil in t minus 12 hours
Robert Putnam won a Nobel Prize for his book proving how diversity lowers every quantifiable quality of life metric
>>202129759I'm always HOTas in SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVEas in I CUM LIKE A FIREHOSE
>Robert PutnamOh that's the same guy the /pol/ leaf itt shilled and then refused to read his article stating his work is being misconstrued by ethno-nationalists.
>>202129763I knew this post would make him seethe lol
>>202129763Locking down like Eritrea or the DPRK tends to come with bigger issues.
yeah the guy wants to keep his job, he wouldn't be able to publish Bowling Alone in this day and age. retard
cum is my third place
that's a doozy of a "correction"almost bordering on an "outright lie"
anyone who uses /cum/ is a loser
peepeeeeeeeeeeepeeeee
In support of his argument to limit immigration, Mr. Krikorian misleadingly cites my research on the consequences of immigration. In research published in 2007, I provided empirical evidence for three major points:1. Increased immigration and diversity are not only inevitable, but over the long run they are also desirable. Ethnic diversity is, on balance, an important social asset, as the history of the U.S. demonstrates.2. In the short to medium run, however, immigration and ethnic diversity challenge social solidarity and inhibit social capital.3. In the medium to long run, on the other hand, successful immigrant societies like the U.S. create new forms of social solidarity and damp the negative effects of diversity by constructing new, more encompassing identities.Mr. Krikorian deftly cherry-picks the middle point but entirely ignores the first and last because they are inconvenient for his policy recommendations. Mr. Krikorian is entitled to his own opinions, and he is entitled to cite or not to cite relevant scholarship, but he isn’t entitled to distort the findings of research that he chooses to cite.In my 2007 article, I specifically warned against this danger: “It would be unfortunate if a politically correct progressivism were to deny the reality of the challenge to social solidarity posed by diversity. It would be equally unfortunate if an ahistorical and ethnocentric conservatism were to deny that addressing that challenge is both feasible and desirable.” Mr. Krikorian’s tendentious use of my research illustrates precisely how our civic culture, which he claims to value, is being undermined in today’s public dialogue.Prof. Robert D. PutnamHarvard UniversityCambridge, Mass.
You people are untouchable freaks
>>202129814damn did I miss obamaleaf getting blown the fuck out again?
>>202129794fucking AMERICANS are invading my thread please contain the poop
/cum/? based>202129868?cringe-a-rino
>>202129884ok
>>202129792why would anyone need to "shill" a widely known authordid you only just learn who Robert Putnam is from your internet political battles in /cum/? if so, that reflects poorly on you
>>202129900How embarrassing is it to get this completely blown the fuck out every single time?
>have stupid disgusting bushy eyebrows>want to get them threaded because the online consensus is that threading is better than waxing>the only places within walking distance just do waxing>i have no carplease kill me
>>202129884ok rape u next week
>>202129887might be an indian
>>202129887but you are poo land?isn't poo your whole deal?
>>202129887Fucking sick! Moids are all nasty beasts! A whip and vaseline will fix these idiots!
cookies are done
>>202129948post 'em
sleepy but if I go to bed, I'll have to go to work when I wake up
>>202129916>>202129922uugh hey I can be cute but I have a mean side to me as well take your americans/indians BACK>>202129769>>202129836
>>202129930stop doing a public creative writing exercise with your fetish
For me it is the Myceneans
>>202129955i HATE this feel
>>202129960and why would i want them?
>>202129916an American would mention BBC
>>202129977>Lydians>"literally created money"I find that hard to believe
foidgoddess got doxxed btw, here's xer pic
>>202129975SHUT IT. Moid.
sailing from life to death
>>202129993well obviously so you can throw bogus charges at them and force them to take a plea deal, which due to the american constitution renders them as slaves thanks to the 13th amendment, providing cheap labor that brings in trillions of dollars in revenue which america's whole economy is based on
>>202130020same
Hypothetical situation: you're alone in this woman's house and she offers you anal.Do you accept?Protip: she's probably bi
>>202130008More accurate to say they invented coins but it's always surprising how late that was relatively
Dinner was baked salmon with pesto, brown rice, and steamed carrots and celery
>>202130035Oh okayI'm spiritually a Scythian, by the way
Did You Know:The 28 Pages show that two 9/11 hijackers tied to Saudi intelligence rented a room from an FBI informant in California before the 2001 attacks The Director of the FBI kept this covered up for yearsHis name?Robert Mueller
>>202130030im planning to install an outboard motor to get to my destination faster
>>202130034Not even at my lowest
I REALLY NEED YOU TONIIIIIIGHTFOREEEEEVVERS GONNA START TONIIIIGHTFOREVER'S GONNA START TO-once upon a time I was fallin in love, now we're only falling apartthere's nothing I could do, a total eclipse of the heaaaaart
>>202129930>>202130017you suck at trying to sound like a woman. shit larp
>>202130034how is she talking to me if i'm alone
>>202129977i'm an indus boomer, in spirit.
rate my bars>eating pussy like a haitan>cookin up canines like im fucking venezuelan
>>202129913just have a salon use an eyebrow razor on it and then pluck out the little hairs when they start to grow backOr just pluck the hairs out yourself
>>202130036>baked salmonbased
>>202130063unoriginal
https://voca.ro/1gc4RJKDBT7nwhat accent is this
>>202130056
>>202130062>indusI know what you are
Imbeciles in this thread. >202130057(You).
>>202130056Love that song
>>202130054easy come, easy go
>>202130053the CIA actually blocked this information from getting to the FBI in the lead up to 9/11two of the hijackers were in the US for 18 months before the FBI were notified, even though the CIA knew the entire time
>>202129977whenever I read about warfare from this era it always ends with the losing side all having their eyes gouged out or some fucked up shit like that
>>202130107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQRuodiIR18&pp=ygUfZWFzeSBjb21lIGVhc3kgZ28gZ2VvcmdlIHN0cmFpdA%3D%3D
Mazones are ancient aliens...
This is white boy magic https://youtu.be/WMJM7em_duk?si=PtbRqp03s8ZVPrmx&t=116
>>202130123>eyes gouged out or some fucked up shit like thatlol ancient egyptians used to cut off dicks after battles to tally how many enemies they killed. Bronze Age niggas were doing shit fr
>>202130123I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM UTTERLY DESTROYED AND I COUNTED ITS GODS AND ITS GODDESSES AS GHOSTS I DESTROYED AND DEVASTATED THE TOMBS OF THEIR EARLIER AND LATER KINGS I TOOK THEIR BONES TO ASSYRIA I PREVENTED THEIR GHOSTS FROM SLEEPING AND DEPRIVED THEM OF FUNERARY-OFFERINGS AND LIBATIONS ON A MARCH OF ONE MONTH AND TWENTY-FIVE DAYS I DEVASTATED THE DISTRICTS OF THE LAND ELAM AND SCATTERED SALT AND CRESS OVER THEM AS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THOSE STILL ALIVE I MYSELF NOW LAID FLAT THOSE PEOPLE THERE AS A FUNERARY-OFFERING I FED THEIR DISMEMBERED FLESH TO DOGS PIGS VULTURES EAGLES BIRDS OF THE HEAVENS AND FISH OF THE APSU THE NOBLES AND ELDERS OF THE CITY CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE CITY I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD I CAPTURED MANY TROOPS ALIVE I CUT OFF OF SOME THEIR ARMS AND HANDS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR NOSES EARS AND EXTREMITIES I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF MANY TROOPS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE LIVING AND ONE OF HEADS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON TREES AROUND THE CITY I FELLED 50 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 CAPTIVES FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 TROOPS WITH THEIR BLOOD I DYED THE MOUNTAIN RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE RAVINES AND TORRENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF CAPTIVES AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM... UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY LAND AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS
based Egypt
>>202130167Is this from a chain? looks very odd
>>202130082whoore
>>202130165Imagine the sight of a massive pile of severed cocks
>>202130200if I remember right, they used to salt them then stuff them in jars to preserve & commemorate the event
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little liesTell me liesTell me, tell me lies
I like cocks
>we found some items we think you might like>industrial society and its future:unabomber manifesto
>>202130219
FUCKING MUTANTS REEEEEEEEE
oatmeal as dessert has been great for my poops
>>202130219I watched Drive recently and got a tonne of ads for the autism jacket and stuff on Amazon >those who bought the autism jacket, also bought this>it's his denim outfit from another part of the moviewewlad
you ever think about power-fucking a little rich saudi kid with a baseball bat till he stops breathing?
>>202130167Is that American cheese on a pizza? The mozzarella looks yucky too. The meat is low quality, and the crust looks pitiful. It doesn't give me high hopes for the sauce, which it has too much of.
>>202130225It's breakfast for me
>>202130249
https://files.catbox.moe/58x1h4.mp4
KILL YOURSELF, GOSHPEDO
i really hope the fbi doesn't keep a folder of all my cum poststhat'd be so embarassing
why is /cum/ more schizo at night
>>202130310the schizos get off school?
>>202130166>The middle part of the relief includes the most brutal act against a woman ever recorded in an Assyrian relief: Assyrian soldiers ripping open a pregnant Arab womanAshurbanipal always seems kinda based in a psychopathic way
>>202130310>>202130310schizos are usually NEETs, leading to a nocturnal lifestyle
>>202130310schizos back from toil
>>202130310give it a couple of hours and we should be good
>>202130319Man, I wish Iran and Iraq weren't, you know, Iran and Iraq. I'd love to visit and see all the ruins from this era, even if they are just stone walls in a desert
My father walked out of the theatre showing of District 9 because he did not appreciate the heavy-handed metaphor of aliens being oppressed minorities in South Africa.
im sheepy
>>202130367based
i hate this shit dawg. i cannot stand these mf zogbots and jews bro
>>202130367Heavy handed? it's supposed to be apparent.
>>202130060like a catechist in a catholic education class
TAing is going very well by the way, I was freaking out about it in this gen before but I think I got lucky because all of my students are self-sufficient and good at following directions. They needed a lot of help with using microscopes THOUGH
>>202130393that corn should be cooked with at least cilantro and serrano. shitcanos can do nothing right
>>202130351Especially in the case of Iran, they have countless well preserved sites that are safe and itching for tourism but Westerners cannot go there. Really sucks
>>202130416>using microscopesthey were studying your penis using a microscope?
/cum/ users don't know what it's like to grow up poor.
>>202130367Is he Afrikaner or something?
>>202130442only financially.but in spirit?i'm in poverty.
tomorrow another edible shall be consumed
>>202130442i know what it's like to grow up poor and then continue to be poor as a grown up
>>202130442bro I grew up poor as shit
>>202130442Name one American who knows how to make shoes.
>>202130392Sure, but he does not enjoy "white people bad" stories.>>202130450No, he is from Michigan.
>>202130442Most Americans will say they are poor when they were, at most, lower middle class. Of course there are genuine poorfags but a lot of it is LARP or delusion.
I have feet, the fuck
>>202130478Everyone can make sandals.
>>202130485It only seems more common to you in your middle class circles.
>>202130479Apartheid is bad and the movie has black south african cannibals doing alien voodoo
>>202130479>he does not enjoy "white people bad" stories.>No, he is from Michigan.Based boomer
>>202130505it also has implied human-alien bestiality
business idea: kms
>>202130076get it? eating pussy because they're eating cats
>>202130505>black south african cannibals doing alien voodooWeren't they Nigerians?
for me, its the army of the potomac
>>202130503Majority of America is by definition middle class tbqhwyfam
>>202130538>>202130538>>202130538
>>202130525If they were supposed to be Nigerians they weren't speaking any Nigerian languages.
>>202130546idk but I remember Nigerians were assmad about it at the time.
