rorkes drip edition
Thinking about the missed opportunities
>>202133989That's diego
bemused, befuddled, bemoaned, and bewitched. just a few words i'd use to describe the above poster
Why do zoomers accuse anyone they disagree with of gaslighting
saw this on twitter and it's a bloody disgrace so it is How can anyone be expected to live this way? A London flat? These people should be given brick and mortar homes, 2 or 3 bed, in central London and there shouldn't be a single form to fill out. After everything they've been through it's the least they deserve.
has your local chinkers stopped giving you free prawn crackers when you order a succulent chinese meal? here? yes
>>202134105you have to spend like £25 to get them
>>202134105No, always get mineThey know I'd fucking knock the place down with one punch if I didn't
>>202134105don't eat that foreign muck me
>>202134141traditional english paki pizza for you is it
>>202134092Might give em mine. Now... Its in the north... Im sorry! Its the best i could do. Here, please take 15k ive got saved as apology
my dream as a kid was to get involved in an accident that wouldn't ruin my life but would guarantee me a massive insurance pay out, lad i went to school with had an misdiagnosed blood clot on his brain that almost wrote him off and they settled it with his family for a 7 digit sumlucky cunt, his parents were both lawyers too so not like they were short on cash
There's always a fridge in the front that I never see them open
>>202134179mine was to get powers or something
>muh heckin winter fuelIf you start work at 18, retire at 65 and live to 90 that's 43/90 years that the government is basically subsidising your existenceI don't get how this is a sustainable system at all. The UK is a care home with nukes
couldn't help but notice nobody forgot 9/11 but everyone fogot the london bombings
>>202134199money is my power*repositions my kippah*
>>202134208get pensioners paid double I say
>>202134208Average life expectancy is 80 so fuck off
>>202134196i can see your creps, blud
>>202134208And if youre poor enough that the WFA actually makes a difference, youd qualify for pension credit and get it (another fucking steal from the working class)
>>202134221a single wrinkled digit pecked this one out over the course of 5 minutes
>>202134092>we eat on the floorThey do that back in their home countries what's the big deal
>>202134092classic distraction story. what stoties were hidden away that day? a pay rise for mps? record bonuses for bankers? open your eyes man
>>202134208The government "subsidises" all of our existences (by taking stuff away from us and giving less of it back again in services and/or benefits)
Obviously it is really tragic that that girl died after having an allergic reaction to Costa hot chocolate but I do find it really weird that she apparently got the hot chocolate just before going to the dentist desu
refuse to believe india has an average iq higher than 70, imagine having the smelliest cuisine on earth and being like yeh ok think we better make sure to eat this with our handsraw dogging curry is vile, no wonder they stink
>>202134079therapyspeak is a cancer that's been spread by social media
>>202134092Link the Reddit thread? Want to see what they have to say over this
Bit chilly innitAlmost binned off the 6:30am runtoilWas gasping like a fat lass in a cock shop
bought a cock sleeve last night but not sure how to broach the subject with gfberg
58mm condom man me
>>202134346Why did you go and do that
>>202134361I'm only 3 inches (hard)
>>202134284Was shagging an Indian girl the other week and as she began to sweat she actually started to smell of curryI thought it was just a meme
>>202134224Not if you've already made it to retirement age. If you've already reached 65 chances are you'll get to your late 80s/early 90s
>>202134423they all have grim fannies too
>>202134446Source
sex boobhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1726125771140297.jpg
>>202134284It's a spiritual thing you wouldn't get it white boy
>>202134487That's quite peng isn't it
>>202134340Cold's the best weather for running, warm up over the first half mile or so and you don't notice itUnless it's that cold it hurts your lungs
>>202134468Still devoured it
>>202134487Lovely stuff
>>202134482https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/lifeexpectanciesI overestimated a little bit, it's 85 for 65yo men and 87 for 65yo women.
>>202134499Yeah true it wasn't too bad after a whileHad a touch of the 'sthma growing up so breathing's the struggle
>>202134490smelly cunt
my dad is 65 but proper fat and seems hellbent on eating himself to death
>>202134533Can't imagine living to 85Can't even imagine living to 60Might hop off a bridge at 50, that's a good age I think
really should stop spaffing in birds off bumble, all a bit grim really init
>>202134582>making it to 50get a load of this FUCKIN' normoid
>>202134584I've heard there's a risk of pregnancy
>>202134605they all say they're on the pill though
screaming
>>202134616that's probably fine then isn't iti'm sure you can trust retard whores on bumble to take their medication properly
am a pretty good driver but absolutely can't drive with mumstein as a passenger, she's super neurotic about me crashing and is liable to create a self-fulfilling prophecy
Call me a midwit but, for me, all this movie was "about" was showcasing a physical, real-life manifestation of the inside of a dream. The amount of times in this movie that I went: "yep, I remember that." was staggering. It's literally just about how weird dreams are.
>>202134582i think 38 is my absolute max unless i have a wife and kids or at least a successful career with a promising future
>>202134641Imagine popping his head with a needle
>>202134499This you la?https://youtu.be/JKZj2W2YyKY
it's over for me and I'm only 19 probably just jump off a bridge when I hit 20
got my authentic japanese sandals on this morning
>>202134715with this mindset you'll just languish away in your smelly bedroom until like 15 years later when you realise you had all the potential in the world and now it's actually over
>>202134715FOLC
Broken Shitain
>>202134701Love seeing attractive, healthy people get injuredI call it cosmic justice
>>202134750Looks quite nice, lovely courtyard garden
normoids at toil talking about how they've had to put the heating on DONT CARE
>>202085444Retarded dwarves, they're not big and they're not clever
>>202134790That a water feature on the right? Rip that out, pop a barbie in there
>>202134718They're next on starmer's list no doubt
if you were going to be a life drawing model, what pose would you go for?For me, it's kneeling away from them but with my legs wide enough that my flaccid willard dangles into shot
>old enough to be most of the runts here's dadgrim. at least I know I'm not because I've never had sex not even once
>>202134813>sacrificing water for the 2 days of sun we get per yearmong decision
britbongs what happens here?
>>202134855Pensioners, nice beaches, last bastion of the Englishman
>>202134855Where I go on me holidays
>>202134092>they still have skytopkek
any struggling to breathe fat man in?
heartbeat is 61 currently
Getting real fatigued by all the third worlders, but you can’t say that anymore
>>202134850What do you mean sacrificing waterWould be saving it if anythingI'm English so I happily use my BBQ in the rain
>>202134227That’s him doxxed
that
>>202134892used to be me, but that very issue motivated me to quit smoking and lose about 40lbs
>>202134196If I send this to rainbolt, can he track down this location?
We're literally the only nation that can look at this image and get a hard on
>>202134945Alright skeletor, no need to brag
>>202134956hmfpghhhh ~
>>202134956>sausages unbattered*goes flaccid*
>>202134974*batters your flaccid sausage*
>>202134906When did you stop being able to say that in Sweden? I feel like it was a long time ago
>>202134956Corr, needs a splash of ketchup to be absolute perfection
I've really done a number on pinkytoeberg haven't I lads
every one of them wanked
>hard onFOY
stiffy
i've never been loved
lob-on
>>202134966still slightly chubby, if honest; could lose another 10lbs or so, but cba
>>202135013>>202134641separated at birth?
got bladee on
vpn been down all morning toilberg is seething. he knows we'd all be doing fuck all either way
>>202134956why is the top one circumcised
>>202135082got dipped in the gravy like Achilles
gay porn
I have a boner!!
>>202135069drain gaaaang! lol
black coffee and a ciggieblack coffee and a ciggie
i've got it... the haters, they aren't on my level! ha... yeah
>>202135097uhm hi
>>202135097ppwoarh, can I have a slice?
>>202134906Wog fatigue is a very real thing, the constant noise and shouting, refusal to just act courteous, hearing them natter away in the weird languages on loud speaker, the 4 kids they never seem to be able to keep under control and above all the entitlement
bladeecity
>>202135089lmao
>my cock? Hard>my balls? full of cum Yep, it's time to start the day
>>202135118OK chuddy this is why black people need spaces where we can be our authentic selves without white people’s judgment and insecurity muzzling that expression. We need spaces where we can simply be—where we can get off the treadmill of making white people comfortable and finally realize just how tired we are.
>>202135109>>202135117growe up
I wonder where are youuu
>>202135173??
kingdom, for you, drain god, for youforward one step, back two ~
Kumbullah Harris looks like that monkey hero guy
i had to beep at some schoolgirls this morning because they jumped out in the road
>>202135164Reminds me, forgot to wank in the shower today
>no mention of violence>equates conscientiousness to muzzleshmm
Did a wank entirely on thoughts about my last shag
>>202135203What were they wearing?
Heating's just come on
wankeded but didnt cummed
i DONT wank and i DONT have sex!!!!!
Someone Tarq that fool
>>202135214When your mum plopped you out of her cunt doesn't constitute a shag
>>202135217School uniform obviously
>>202134232Untrue, in order to qualify for pension credit you have to earn less than £218 a week, state pension is £221 a weekThey've made it literally impossible for anyone claiming a pension to qualify for pension credit (unless you hadn't been paying in long enough such as new arrivals)
>>202135248ktimmers
House I bought 5 years ago has gone up 45% in value since then and it would probably sell for even moreI know "house prices" is beyond a dead horse but when does it end?
>>202135203
>>202135272Don't worry about it
>>202135168>where we can get off the treadmill of making white people comfortableIf the current situation is them actively trying to make white people comfortable I cant imagine the state if left to their own devices
no woman will ever love me because I have a small penis
>>202135272Thing is it goes up by 45%... but you still need to live somewhere don't youAnd that other place you'll want to move into has probably gone up a decent whack as well
>>202135272Didn't read any of that but is it true that huntsman spiders within your living space is a regular occurrence in Australia? I couldn't do that, man.
>Thing is
The pet Somalian banging the bowl against the cage begging to be fed again
Genuinely didn't realise how tiring being gay is until I went to a gay bar and felt comfortable in public for the first time ever
>>202134956The picture that convinced me Hitler should have wiped you fuckers out completely.
>>202135309that you is it
>>202135275
>>202134981Since the 90s at least.
>>202135336HH brother
>>202135302huntsman spiders are good thoughstay out of sight and eat roachesentirely harmless
>>202135322Can't believe you weren't convinced before
New African neighbour is slamming his door at all hours and smoking weed constantly
>>202135375based
Imagine I'm shagging your mumLOL now you're thinking about me shagging your mum
>>202135360>stay out of sightDo they? Don't go scuttling alloertheplace looking for a shag?
>>202135375get him arrested
Ok Lucy Liu, I WILL have sex with you but ONLY once!!
>>202135383oh yeah well you're thinking about your ex having sex with another man
>>202135375seen your cat recently?
>>202135391Pointless trying, they'd turn up and arrest me
>>202135375getting the culture diversified I see
>>202135375ffs can you lower your white gaze, black people do not need to be subject to your judgement every second of the day especially when they're working overtime to keep whites comfortable and avoid any more far right riots
>>202135387look mate I'm, not here to fuck spiders
>>202135383Could you describe yourself, I'm struggling to fully comprehend how grotesque you must be
My favourite part about living in a place that turns into an icy hellhole for half the year is that the winter cleanses the land of many of the nasty pests and parasites that inhabit more tropical regionsFor instance, I’ve heard that people in the Southern US can’t even walk barefoot on a grass lawn without risking nasty parasitic bugs burrowing into the soles of their feet
>>202135381in what way(s)
>>202135425doorslamming and weedsmoking pilled
>eating cats and dogs: bad for some reason >eating cows and pigs: good for some reason Westoids never cease to confuse me
oiling with trannies again today but I love it really
>>202135421The Indians go back home?
gm britoids
literally getting blacked
>>202135421Do you get midge swarms in the summer like Scotland and Sweden?
>>202135461Lol had this poster in 1999
>>202135485grim
just got a job as a senior gay porn email strategist at globohomo industries ladschuffed to bits
ffs getting heamorroids again
>>202135500gonna be oiling with any trannies?
my barefoot 16 yo gf just asked if we're ever gonna get married
raining again so it is
>>202134641https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/malaysian-boy-with-head-weighing-45kg-dies-of-birth-defectF
>>202135500Mad how 80% of men in gay porn are actually straight >>202135485
>>202135525not here rorkenot here
>>202135505always get them for a couple of weeks after steamingtoil me. proper shite because steamingtoil is the only thing I enjoy in life and if I partake nowadays my arsehole explodes
i should spend more time on 4chan
>>202135530why do they get boners and cum on other blokes thenthats a bit gay isnt it?
>>202135516Did she really? You wouldn't be telling porkies now would you
>>202135551just business rorkejust business
>>202135551They get more money in gay porn. I think most are just sex obsessed freaks so don't really care what they do
my ears are burning
Hear me out before jumping down my throat, keir Starmer may already be one of the best prime minsters we have had in years because he is willing to make unpopular decisions that will undoubtedly have a polling impact on him (in the short term) in the hopes it leads to future benefits. He ignored Labour rebels and ploughed ahead with his agendas regardless of how much of a fuss the media kicked up.It’s so refreshing to see this because for years and years we have had weak Tory prime ministers held to ransom by rebels in their own party threatening to topple them. These same Tory prime ministers became addicted to quick and easy solutions. like sticking a plaster on a broken arm, their ideas didn’t fix anything because they were too afraid to make unpopular decisions that might have lost them the keys for number 10 but would ultimately have benefited the country.Starmer has been quite clear he believes he will have to make a lot of unpopular decisions to get the economy back to growth (not seen since 2008), such as going to war with nimbys and ramming through infrastructure projects. Other reforms to how the UK works as well. If he backed down at the first and let’s be honest probably easiest test of his authority with the WFA then we’d be saddled with 5 more years of inaction and dithering like the previous conservatives administration.The hope is that these unpopular decisions ultimately pay off and then in 5 years the country’s economic health has shown some improvements. Sad that so many in this country think that Labour can wave a magic wand and fix 14 years of Tory neglect in 2 month. Why don’t people understand what a mess the country has been left in by the conservatives? As for the Conservative the fact they dare lecture anyone on how to govern a country is laughabl
the gay porn grindset
is this canadian bloke just here 24 hours a day then?
Still getting angry at my social mishap 2 months later lmao
>>202135551Most "straight" men are capable of shagging another bloke if needs must
>>202135460Some people say we should do a full remigration, but that feels like it might be a waste. I don’t see why they couldn’t be rounded up, and sent to gulags in the far north where no one will see them. Get them down the diamond mines or something; maybe drilling for Arctic oil (unpaid)>>202135483It varies a bit by where you are in the country, urban/rural, etc, but in general, yes
Nicola XL Bulley
>>202135584>The hope is that these unpopular decisions ultimately pay off and then in 5 years the country’s economic health has shown some improvements.lol
any worksafe jifs
>>202135600what happened lad
How can I lose if I'm already chose? LikeIf she feelin' hot, then I make that bitch frozeAnd I get a bitch tight every time that I post, damnThe party not lit, then I'd rather not go (Why would I go?)If she feelin' hot, then I make that bitch frozeAnd I get a bitch tight every time that I post, damn
jif and the dirt is gone
>>202135595>first time posting to /brit/ in like two months on account of a big move and subsequent long vacation>wow this guy is here 24/7!
>>202135610scenwimg
>>202135631in greggs
>>202135584yeah, five years is a pretty long term in a democracy, pretty clear he's getting all the hard fights out of the way early if he's taking on the nimbys and investing in infrastructure good on him
I just want to be an English lord, live in a manor, and speak posh English in a condescending manner. Is that too much to ask?
>>202135351maybe you'll be ahead of the game in finding a solution to that too
>>202135636xyxstention
>>202135667>investing in infrastructure good on himWell, he isn't, so
>>202135630
Hey Em have sent you a couple of texts but no reply . How are you ?
>>202135652well I don't know mate do I, there's always one of you in here
fear of being gay is an essential component of the straight identity
GAMERSAMERS
>>202135685yes he is
>>202135685was just going off that lad's post at face value x
>>202135667He's not tackling the hard fight of cutting money spaffed down the drain on Ukraine or migrants It's just blairite business as usual
Sir fart sniffer
have no idea what that picture means because i'm not a virgin freak
>>202135703Probably for the best. Their plans for the new one sound like total dogshit
>>202135703normdrones love this game serieswonder why?
>>202135705Where?
Kek
people who pronounce it "jif" be sayin "hey jrandma"
>Farage was heckled when he mentioned two tier policing in parliament LOL
>Probably for the best. Their plans for the new one sound like total dogshit
>>202135752He did a wrongthink and faced the consequences
>>202135739It gives retarded NPCs who work at McDonald’s or office middle management an outlet to exercise their epic power fantasies, or even just the opportunity to go postal and kill everyone (with no real consequences)
not watching taskmaster with that spacker in. don't think she should be bullied like she is but come on she's not funny or entertaining at all and the only people who say she is only do so to virtue signal
>normdronesoh ew ick
>>202135742gb energynationalising railwaysnew towns
>>202135751My mummy says jif
people who pronounce it "gif" be sayin "hey look at that guy-ant ge-raffe"
could a game like bully even be made in today's coddling society
thinking about that one canadian earlier who was insisting north america had the exact same pub culture as the UK or Australiabaffling hill to die on
>>202135764Do you think he's just faking it or is he truly that broken of a guy?
>>202135584>Sad that so many in this country think that Labour can wave a magic wand and fix 14 years of Tory neglect in 2 monthSad to think that Tories could clean up 13 years of labour rot
>>202135797How about a game called Baby and you coddle the libtard snowflakes
>>202135813hmmmmmmodd post
>>202135788>gb energyNot investing in infrastructure, just a new government quango>nationalising railwaysNot investing in infrastructure, merely purchasing existing infrastructure>new townsRemains to be seen
thinking about that one canadian earlier who was insisting north america had the exact same pub culture as the UK or Australiaabsolutely 100% correct he was
>>202135818Isn't there a game where you go around making BLM graffiti
>>202135807Is the joke of this post that Australians have the same pub culture as the UK
>>202135834you cheeky fucker (tbf I actually get a huge chuckle every time you do this, love it)
>>202135831from the website>Capitalise Great British Energy with an initial £8.3 billion in the first Parliament, investing in clean power in partnership with the private sector.
ozzies be like: streuwth, let's have Christmas dinner on the beach! Someone bring the sun lotion!
Is it worth it going out of my way to find and try a VB Longneck?
>>202135848having drank extensively throughout north america, britain and australia, I am thus the most qualified in /brit/ to make assertions on the matter of pub cultureand whereas the pub culture is different, one exists. Whereas North America has a bar culture you see
remember when we had an australian transfer student at my secondary he was paler than all of us, was quite a twist
yanks don't even have pubs
In America, after your third pint, the bartender slips you a leaflet for an AA meeting
>>202135809Faking it, he just wants sympathy so people give him pity bux, he is a broken person though just no in the way he shows
>>202135889love love LOVE "you see" posting>>202135882maybe for the gimmick, it'll taste like piss though
>>202135807I fix the hat.
>>202135897they have what they call irish pubs (a bar with a green leprechaun on the sign)
>>202135871Exactly, new quango to carry out the same tired grants that have done fuck all to provide us with energy security, which should be our primary concern before any massive investment in "clean energy"
Canada as always has one foot in American culture and one foot in British culture, meaning we have a weak pub culture that’s kind of dying as we get flooded with foreigners who don’t get the tradition and don’t care
fucking ancestry.com what a waste of money doesn’t even have the documents of my familia
started watching this shite, only managed 3 episodes
feel like SHIT
>>202135906>>202135897good posts
>>202135927you probably just didn't have a family back then
>>202135928>watching british mediaoh my DAYS
Thats not even my final form
>>202135928Used to wank to it back in the day
>>202135927That means you're foreign
>>202135928saw that when it was on terrestrial on the tiny CRT in my childhood bedroommy naive little ears could not BELIEVE that there were lesbians on telly
>>202135949Im trying to find my gdads info not like 500 year old stuff
>>202135915thanks mate have saved it with an all new creative filename which I'll employ when necessary at some point in the future
>>202135924i say give it a chance, if they fund the projects they get returns on their investments when oil prices will inevitably rise beyond a reasonable price
>son you need to go back to work, the longer you go on without working the harder it'll be for you to get a jobyeah>you've been out of work for 4 years now, it's time to go backyeah ok>so will you start looking for jobs againyeah>you always say that and then never do!yeah I guess so>but I want you to actually do it! You have to start looking for work againok>you say that but I don't believe youuh huh>I think you need to go back to the GPright>so will you do that? Will you phone the GP?nah
>>202135975Genealogy sites often don’t have info as recent as grandfathers. They’re for the 500 year stuff
Defund migrant hotels. It's that simple
>>202135991Nah
>>202136007That’s stupid and gay
mad how ancestry.com is just a mormon front operation to help them track how purely white british they arethey used to believe black people were black cos they were cursed by god and all sorts of wacky race stuff haha
>>202136026>they used to believe black people were black cos they were cursed by godhmm...
>>202136026God made black people to fuck Katy
>>202136026How about Incestry.com and it’s to find all the times in your bloodline that people married their relatives
such a bloody lad
Who won the debate then? I missed it
so this is rorke
>>202135631Had a nice chat with a lass, she asked me to give her a hug and I gave a really week one. She's married and has her husband was near, and it was raining outside so I was nervous about getting wet. Lass behind me we give each other "looks" and was conscious about how it would look. Don't want to worsen my reputation
ackchyually blacks are black because of homo erectus admixture
just want a nice plump, hairless arse to shagdon't even mind if it's male at this point
>>202136062Might just fuck off to calais, come over on a boat, rape a woman and have my life set
He even says 'be seeing you' and is playing an ex-spy. Columbo catches him of course
>>202136026That was a cope to justify slavery
on the 'tarhttps://vocaroo.com/18GewrZAVz6u
>>202136099You might have to do it in blackface
>>202136087>she asked me to give her a hugWhy
No one in my family actually knows me
>>202136073mitt romney
i have sent letby a letter i hope she receives it
find these sextortion stories hilarious. incel freaks who have never spoken to a woman get tricked into thinking some peng lass reached out to them on instagram to trade nudes
https://youtu.be/7yCXWU-AwLcSimon speaking nothing but facts
Msd how the slave trade was just African tribe leaders selling the members of other African tribes to Jewish merchants
Cheesecake for breakfast
>>202136150loves his overly long titles doesn't he folks
>>202136123I know this tune but i cant remember what its called
>>202136129We had a nice chat
>>202136151white merchants*
>>202136142She looks just like a girl I went to school with
>>202136150brain assumed this was gonna be simon jordan haha
>>202136123why are you playing it slow like a spastic
>>202136142You’re on a list now then
>>202136165Redbone, childish gambino
>>202136174Jews aren’t White THOUGHAlso you’re Jewish
>>202136206>>202136206>>202136206>>202136206>>202136206
>>202136207mental illness award
>>202136200Yeah thats it