peas edition
anime ediiton
>>202148938
>>202149152the fuck is wrong with this cunt
Canadian women...
reminder that you will die one daycould be tomorrowcould be six decades from nowyou can never beat death
>>202149266are we experiencing a lach attack
>>202149271Why do brits find her so funny
>>202149285big boob sexo
>>202149287can't imagine myself dyingjust doesn't seem likely
>>202149285don't like the blonde highlights
>>202149285hand crafted for bwc
death by diamonds and pearls
>>202149293its because shes all weird and disabled and also a gay
>>202149265>Tolkien elaborated on Jewish influence on his Dwarves in a letter: "I do think of the 'Dwarves' like Jews"what did he mean by this
so true
She don't believe in shootin' starsBut she believe in poos and barms
You cannae complain about illegal immigration if you're ordering deliveroo cause you're too lazy to get off your fat arse and walk to a restaurant
>>202149231I wanna visit the UK but my friends only want to visit Amsterdam and Barcelona I want to visit the UK because I always been a fan of British movies and shows
>>202149375poor swinehumans are horrid
>>202149375NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202149372your friend is a shagger and you should follow him
what the fuck is wrong with 4chan todayi'm going outside fuck this
>>202149364i’m a scot and hate this put on forced scottish talk by liberals when they are complaining >if ye dinny like refugees, yer a wee bawbag!and all that. atrocious. just an attempt at localist authenticity and trying to sound like le funny scotsman
any questions?
>>202149435yeah, some
>>202149431bit chilly for outside surely
beef, eggs, pasta
>>202149432All true Scotsmen want to be replaced by brown muslims
>>202149434only darkies do this
right that's it i'm whipping out the heated blanketfirst run out for it this autumn
>>202149446type of shit I've been on lately
>>202149375
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>202149473>literal no true scotsman
blacked wives matter
anyone else feeling really down atm?
>>202149527yeah
>>202149508like 13 or 14
>>202149432we get almost the exact same shite here>if ya dont like refugees, yer a bloody cooked drongo!!!!fucking deracinated cultureless limp-wristed citydwelling FAGS with autism accents saying larpy shit like that will make you instantly suicidal
>>202149384that documentary about Stevo's whippet addiction was enough to put me off ever doing it again, it should be mandatory viewing
>>202149508ask my dad
>>202149527Go to the shops and buy a sweet pastry and give it to the first old (white) person you see
>>202149527prefer not to say
>>20214950812
>>202149490mate it's not even cold yet
life is beautifulhttps://youtu.be/MKYY0IlTMw4?si=D2zYvl4_1cih2PFS
sistersberg doing mind gamestein by not replying to my messages immediately and thinking that holds some form of power over mebitch
>>202149586don't care i'm getting comfy
Can't call yourself a man unless you've deadlifted 200kg outside when it's snowing
>>202149604chuck her off a bridge
>>202149604she's clearly living rent free in your head so job done from her POV
>>202149644already looks like she came out from under one
>>202149545Well said. These same peoples violently screech against any English or Americans stealing their culture, “ruining it” or disrespecting it and in the same breath will say Scotland is a nation for all and we are so cosmopolitan and progressive anyone can live here and be Scottish!It’s just pure cringe. Sheltered middle class freaks spewing the most banal, milquetoast, politically correct opinions ever acting like they are some cultured intellectuals.
>>202149629true
on sofa farting
>>202149432It's probably a poor attempt to try conflate right wing ideas with Westminster and as being "unscottish""Look at us we talk like the man on the street our opinions are the opinions of the masses"You see it in Ireland where people who take the anti immigration stance are accused of being British
sofart
just want some land in the countryside with nobody around for miles where I can grow my own food
in Wales we hate black people
weeing out the window
>>202149722:)
>>202149739>with nobody around for milesis that possible in bongland?
>>202149784YJK
>>202149722can't imagine what was going through the beast's mind when this happened
In other news, perpetually smug chapocel got outed as a massive sex pest who filmed his gf naked without her consent
>>202149720it’s exactly that. they have some delusion that they are brave anti establishment fighters rallying against a hecking racist and oppressive country that let in record number of immigrants and has probably the strongest diversity agenda in its media of any on earth.They will rant and rave about the working class “neds”, how they are scum not worthy of anything and how uncultured and brutish anyone living outside their little liberal bubble in the city is, then larp as them when they want to drive home how authentic and grassroots they are. Like you said, it’s a fake attempt at “we are the common man on the streets! look how rough and salt of the earth we are! we even use all the lingo!”
>>202149837wat
>>202149824was probly moo
>>202149784
Britain, Germany and Russia should form an alliance against the USA, Poland, France, India and Turkey.
>>202149951Everyone should form an alliance with everyone and all be friends :)
>>202149837>chapocel>girlfriend
>>202149951Finally a good post
>>202149978Based
>>202149978except the muzzies
>>202149978Based Stirnerite
scream for my ice cream :3
Bwahahaha rorke you're such a fucking bhenchod
What's your lowest wank ever? I once wanked over boogie2988
>>202150077the rorke in question
where's the tobester
Why are posters here afraid of using capital letters?
>>202150081
>>202150081no hope left for you lad we've just got to throw you in a meat grinder at this point
>>202150098>>202150108snap
>>202150108we prioritise speed
>>202150081>I once wanked over boogie2988fucks sake
>I once wanked over boogie2988
>>202150077so blatantly fictional
>>202150081I've wanked to pretty much everything under the sun
>>202150123I hate women
>>202150131Takes the same amount of time
>>202150077
lying here with my cock out debating what takeaway i will order tonight
>>202150142everything?
>>202150123
>>202150081prefer not to say
>>202150163reckon it's a ramen ting
>>202150179...
>>202150108it's usually a sign of an uptight unpleasant autist (unless it's just a phoneposter and it's done automatically)
got called a revolting toadie outside homebase
>>202150108not using capital letters is my entire gimmick
iof you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer htem to the best of my ability
>>202150191seens her fange
>>202150123>>202150191Arrest
>>202150191unc staring at that gyatt :skull:
>>202150191sad bolt-on tit dwarf
Gonna start using caps more, and maybe a full stop here and there.
forgot to drink 2 litres of water today fuck sake
>phone landed on the IP of some mong spamming CP>now perma-banned on mobile
>>202150199Not a fan of that mate
>>202150209
>>202150260had that happen plenty of times to me when using 4g and they give me a nonces ip, always shit myself but nothings happened so obviously they know
>>202150277Morley's then blud.
>>202150220Wow, how creative.
>>202150251plenty of time left lad just get it down ye
>>202150277have a 'za then
>>202150260that excuse doesn't work anymore
>>202150260A likely story. Tell it to the judge sicko
>>202149850>Left-wing brit @eyuplovely (real name Delroy Booth), chapo guest and deranged individual who loathed the evil genocidal actions of the Laybor and Kid Starver, with a seething hatred for everything Israel/Jew related because muh palestine>A schizo was stalking and harassing fellow lefty Owen Jones, the schizo in the text has been feeding him stuff, and he's been putting it on Twitter>It was also revealed that he surreptitiously filmed his girlfriend nude, now he nuked his account
>>202150108posts are more casual without caps
I'm transsssss
He's only gone and described eternity.
>>202150342would unironically be dead last in line
>>202150077of course a migrant isn't going to be speaking welsh wtf who finds this believable
>>202150369
>>202150341>>It was also revealed that he surreptitiously filmed his girlfriend nudebased
>>202150341mad how people like that even have a gf to record nude
>>202150341Wow intere- *falls asleep*
>>202150139>>202150154>>202150408Rorke.
I'm POOOOLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
>>202150440
>>202150443nta but I've lived in Wales all my life and never met a Paki who spoke Welsh, most of them struggled with English
>>202150441*steals your wallet while you slumber*
(8) you could kiss a hundred boys in bars (8)
>What'll it be today, mate?
>>202150479Where can I steal one of these?
>The play is about a lawyer who specialises in defending men accused of sexual assault, and is then assaulted herself.[3] Themes include how witnesses in sexual assault cases are required to provide crystal-clear evidence for a conviction to be secured.[4]ah yes because they should instead be able to convict on dubious evidencewhat the fuck is this. why is liberal media like this
>>202150508a glass of tap water my good man
>>202150508A pint of ... Guinness
not gay myself personally but did a lot of cybering as a teenager pretending to be a girldo wonder how many lads i've made spaff across that time
>>202150443barely any Welsh people speak Welsh, you honestly believe some arab immigrant is fluent in it?
>>202150508Ermmm... a cider please...
If i say Zestwood or Lewis scamilton do any of you know what im talking about?
>>202150508one pint of beer please sir
Feeling cheeky.
>>202150508pint of swarfega
>>202150508gis a pint>>202150525women would never lie
rorke using the word dubious and thinking he isn't gay
>>202150540maybe in cardiff, plenty of people do speak it okish
>>202150540Not barely.
>>202150508small glass of house red please
>>202150525as opposed to other court cases where crystal clear evidence isn't necessary?
>>202150574Projection
expecting a knock at me door for posting this (please gchq it werent me Im just reposting what the yank posted earlier)
>>202150563me getting in on the me too grift years after it ended with my new play 'A Woman Never Lies'
>>202150503why
Up it
when I was in London on a business trip the Somalian doctor there told me to rub cow dung on the cut I had
>>202150503this is what /brit/ boys dream of btw
>>202150476>>202150540https://youtu.be/UYxTGnpuTgkThey literally do
>>202150614me being convicted by a zoomer judge because my vibes were off
>>202150669bizarre lie
>>202150644what do you mean?
>>202150669somalis dont do that you're thinking of indians
>>202150599>>202150590>The 2021 census reported that 17.8% of the Welsh population aged three or older could speak Welsh>17.8%i would say that's barely
>>202150699leftypol
no peters
your honour we submit as evidence the defendant's horoscope on the day of the murder
>>202150669Shit lie because you didn’t have to wait 12 weeks for a doctors appointment
>>202150709why would you want to kiss a hundred boys in bars
>>202150746The number of people who speak it beyond hello how are you is closer to about 2%
>>202150763i dont want to do that
>>202150693I mean I'm sure the BBC can find a couple for their diversity propagana purposes but I can promise you'll never come across a non-white speaking Welsh here
>>202150712average GB KWABs viewer
HIYAA!
>>202150693it's well documented that children pick up languages very quickly, this doesn't really prove anything
>>202150669there are no somali doctors
i am placing blocks and shit because i am in fucking minecraft
>>202150773why does the singer thenthats unchristian behaviour
>>20215074617% fluent but a lot will know varying degrees from "hello" to conversational t. londoner who lived in newport for 2 years
>>202150746This is self reported as well so likely already a significant overestimation.
>>202150784the mixed match challenge was based
>>202150712Me? bbc enjoyer myself
What are Irish women like?
>>202150746No, barely is gonna be like 5% or less. I was in north wales this summer and heard tons
rorke rattled by the welsh bus story, mans bringing out the language statistics
mad how you can be convicted of crimes based on nothing but statistical probability
Shall be marrying and breeding with an Asian woman
>>202150841Love Beethoven me
>>202150769nah outside of Cardiff it's fairly commonThey're very clannish btw, if you don't speak Welsh you'll never be fully accepted into their social groups, it's like dealing with the Japanese or something.t. monolingual English speaking Welshman
(8) that pussy so wet she gotta dry it outdoors (8)>>202150804she doesnt say she does just saying none of them will be right
The Secret Trump Investigation Nobody is Talking About
>>202150883why do you listen to such shite music
>>202150873based
homosexual hours
love Transvestigating random freaks on twitteram right about 90% of the time
>>202150784
do girls get spontaneous widenings of the fanny the same way we get random boners? more so in adolescence
>>202150878My brother moved to gwynedd and even though he’s learnt a lot of Welsh they still treat him like an outsider
>>202150943bit racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylyAiAWXGZghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylyAiAWXGZghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylyAiAWXGZgHAPPENINGREMIX ALBUM HAPPENINGshame the whole "brat" meme thing has ruined it but the music can stand outside that shit>>202150917?i dont?
>>202150777>>202150786>this doesn't really prove anythingYou're such a bhenchod rorke, it proves that your bizarre claim that foreigners don't speak Welsh is a big fat porky
aussie version of the office out next month
>>202150990don't caredidn't askfuck off
can feel the horny brewing again
>>202150979you are so bent
>>202150943kek im kennet
>>202150990Imagine if they did a cameo with gen z boss and a mini
>>202150990think it's got a woman starring as the main guy
>>202151022hs?
bloody motherchod
>>202151021pumped that little twinky sissy up the arse
>>202150990>woman leadit's over before it began
Spaino on the rampage. Furious his gay dentist gimmick sank like the Titanic
>>202151044listen to bent music
Just had a lovely sandwich for lunch with my wife
>>202150985all you've proven is that children can quickly learn other languages, which is already a well documented fact
>>202151033already wrapped up filming but yea would've been good
>>202151110i love her so much
secret product and a trench desu lads
>>202151103Is there a reason you're replying to spainnonce or?
>>202150990>When she gets news that her branch will be shut down to work remotely, she goes into survival mode, making promises she can't keep in order to keep her "work family" together.evil and disgusting premise
>>202151126for me it's the fifth girl
>>202151110>>202151126>>202151130based gen z boss enjoyers
>>202151089i dont though?
>>202151165she's so pretty its unreal
>>202150963My dad made a delivery up there and said nobody in the pub would speak to him in English kek
>>202151142fuck up ya fat cunt i'll reply to who i want
neighbour slamming his doors again
>>202151187Good.
short one dressed like she's about to hold up a lantern and say who goes there
>>202151165looks nice but she'll have a daft aussie accent
>>202150963>>202151187yea they hate the english around there (based)
fucking screaming imagining diego bopping his fat ugly head to charlie xcxnow there's an image
love peng tings with aussie accents~
got milk?
>>202151282based~
>>202151234i thought ragheads were supposed to cover their feet
>>202151277he was dancing drunk in his garden by himself to it when it came out picture that
>>202151234>be a muslim>wear a hijab>get strange men with festishes to touch your feethmm this doesnt rly match the whole hijhab vibe>>202151277?
>>202151277
yeah... i;m thinkin it's dinner time...
>>202151234HARAM
last time I met an aussie bird was at the club she started talking to me I told her I didn't understand a thing and she played her accent even more then we danced together for a while. Ended up leaving early had to get brunch with my parents the next day
>>202151298find her proper peng for some reason, even though she kinda has a tranny face
>>202151309fucking roaring
>>202151298these guys are geniuses
>>202151324Give women an inch and they will take a mile. Islam is right about them.
the gf is not enough of a loser for my liking. she's off partying tomorrow while i'll be sat at home on /brit/.
>>202151242https://youtu.be/SWjmUWQGTjw?t=163she cute
>>202151349is she justin biebers sister
>>202151366If you had to choose between two candies, one wrapped and one unwrapped, which would you choose? This degrading "covered versus unwrapped candy" analogy has been used on several occasions in an attempt to patrol Muslim women's personal choices
(8) im a fuckin brat when im bumpin that (8)
>>202149231Shite edition
>>202151425women are like candies for men to choose?
>>202151398she's based for this
Signed up for Synanon
>>202151324mate somalis around here (west london) wear a hijab with yoga pantsbizzare but not complaining since they have chunky bundas most of the time
>>202151508dont think i've ever seen thatguess i dont go west tho lel
>>202151103>I'm sure you can find a couple of foreigners who speak Welsh >but no foreigners speak WelshScreaming at the mental gymnastics going on here
>chunky bundarevolting
>>202151356reckon left can smell the fart i just did
>>202151565so this is rorke
>>202151508yea like at the gym you can understand but I saw two somalis on the lizzie line like that recently
>>202151579was for>>202151523
>>202151575BHahahha EPIC LAD HAHAHAHFucking idiot
>>202151535if you saw a fat african arse behind millimetres of nylon or whatever the fuck they're made of you'd lose the chudness too
LET YOU GO TO SLEEP
>>202150873ZAMN!AMN!
>>202151575
>>202151618Never Goon.
>>202151649"Chunky" is not an appealing term for any female body part Also I'm not racist
DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY
>>202151649I think I've seen maybe 2 black women in my life I'd shag, and even then I'd prefer an average white girl
powerful
right lads. an evening to myself.read a book, do some writing and lift some weights orplay Skyrim for the 736th trillion time
>>202151721Play Morrowind instead
you arrive at the /brit/ farm
fucking love cant pay we'll take it away
>>202151718didnt read
>>202151721>play skyrima few more mods bro
>>202151755my setup for gangstalking toby
>>202151755whaty are they deven doing
>>202151755Spainpaedos smeggy bedroom
>>202151773engagement farming for click and view and therefore money
got a 5.5 inch dick
>>202151808>>202151808
KING Yes. I shall release you -SAKUNTALA When?KING When?When, like a bee, I kiss the bud of your unbruised lipAnd flood my thirsting mouth with nectar.
>>202151721reading a book personally. probably do this for a bit, have a wank, shower then an early night
>>202151773bugmaxxing
>>202151809this but 4.5
>>202151773tiktokkers can pay thirdie companies to promote engagement (loads of replies and likes), so the algorithm will make them viral. this in practice is what it looks like
