/lat/ edition
driving's actually pretty fun kinda wish I didn't put off learning for so long lol
skyrim sex mods sub edish
Asian women with fat arses. The rare Pokemon. They do exist!!!
iof you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer htem to the best of my ability
saw a girl in Sainsbury's who looked IDENTICAL to Jenna Ortega Genuinely did a double-take she looked so similar
the boggening
/brit/ boyspeng asian gfsskinny twink bfs
ordering ubereats do I tip or not it’s only 1.1 mile away but I don’t want the guy to spit in my food or some thing
>>202151861Should've gone to Specsavers
skyrim is shitdunno why people like it so much
>>202151861never seen a latina in my entire life
>>202151861this is me with the girl who looks like charli xcx in unfold
>anon defends his position with a political wojak meme image why are you guys so dumb? seriously
>>202151911Woah never heard this opinion before.
Going out with an Asian milf 8 years older than me and she bullies me sometimes..
>>202151902pete burns looking bitch
>>202151907only time i ever tipped ubereats/deliveroo is when it's awful weather and i ordered from miels away
>>202151907Give him 2 or 3 quid
>>202151952such a based post
>>202151919
wow that was like so based
>>202151952bit cringe
>>202151915some pakis and romanians could pass themselves as latinas to be fair
Has anyone ever gone to one of those asian massage places? How was it?
isnt this one of mouseys mental experiments
>>202151960literally me, but also weekends
>heckin based you guys are as dumb as dirt
>>202152018Couldn’t cum and she started getting pissed off
why do women keep breaking my heart
>>202152040Yeah but I'm talking about those BASED black guys!
>>202151918When you going next lad?
>>202152036why would i tip on the weekend lol
they hate a hustling king
>>202152054should have nofapped for 2 weeks before
Wessex? BIG fan
>>202152031No, quite the opposite. He said he'd be happy and not mad so often if he were allowed to have as much meth as he pleased.
>>202152067...prefer not to say... but i do hear that is an unfold... on sunday... why?
>>202151808(You)
>>202152070I imagine myself doing it and how I'd feel during bad weather, really far, unsociable hours or weekend, would feel bad innitI don't order out much so don't mind chucking them an extra fiver or whatever
>>202152065whiter than you
>>202152116thank you mateno ones else bothered
>>202152102he wants to stuff grey squirrels full of weird chemicals and do odd things to their bodies
>>202151842Gotta drive the missus to Cheshire Oaks tomorrow.
>>202152002if you put most racially ambiguous american birds in british settings/clothes they'd start looking more like peng desi lasses
>>202152149I love that little scamp haha
>>202152196sexo
>>202151842Mental reading thisWISH I could walk everywhere
>>202152175didnt ask
powerful...
this episode is greatthey've went to repossess a house but some romanian is using it as a cheeky brothel so he's having to evict slags onto the street while one keeps saying 'i piss on you' in romanian to him
>>202152246good post
>>202152196built
>>202152246didnt read, dummy
nigga that's nuts!
>>202152276How nice of you to join us, Big Chungus.
>>202152135big up to you but they can choose not to do it
>>202152276
>>202152179>>202152002I rememeber back in the day when the lads on the estate beat up this Paki kid and it turned out he was Italian
>>202152196I WILL fuck ze bugs!
>>202152295
>>202152352mamma mia!
Scared of driving. I think I'll just zone out and crash. I live on a hilly, narrow road and think I'd just bump all the cars on the way down.
a night drive is one of life's greatest pleasuresif fuel was cheaper i'd do it every night. but for now, i like doing it on the weekends.
smoking a blunt of dro, stay mad canuck
>>202152402what the fuck is thatkill it now
>>202152429bet you drive to dogging spots and get bummed
https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo
>>202152429Do u wanna race this weekend
UNLESS YOU DREAMT ABOUT THEM
gonna play Demon's Souls for the 1st timewhat class/build shall i go for
mental that UK's native squirrels are being replaced by an invasive squirrel species, bit on the nose that
>>202152505urm....the one with the sword
>>202152431You should be euthanized by the state before you hurt somebody.
>>202152505you best be playing the ps3 version and not the remake
>>202152505sword n shield
>>202152511yea old news that the comparisons been made for like 15 years
>>202152505fists only
Red squirrel in my garden through a telescope
>>202152526Nah PS5why the PS3 version?
>>202152564ADONBILIVIT
>>202152564woah coolare you in scotland
>>202152565le old is le good
I've decided to invest in FTSE All-World UCITS ETF (VWRL).
>>202152565the remake lacks the soul that makes the original demons souls, demon souls. worse soundtrack, too strong of an epic fantasy vibe, worse voice acting, messed up/misinterperated characters/art, and more.
>>202152505magic is piss easy mode>>202152526shut up retard>>202152565contrarianism
>>202152631huh dont get it how can it be ftse and all world
>>202152574lock that creepy old man up
>>202152598Wales
What happens if you feed some animals particular drugs? Like if you fed a dog some xtc would he feel particularly good and full of joy?
Ironically, red squirrels are doing very well here in Ontario and Quebec. I have several that live in my backyard and there're a few families that live at my cottage.
>>202152699reckon he'd feel sick
(8) it's so confusing sometimes to be a girl (8)
ADONBILIVIT
>>202152699pretty sure they'll just die
that wasn't a request, that was an ORDER
>Oh, you're a woke...
>>202152644demon's souls was cobbled together from the rotting carcass of an abandoned oblivion cloneit was good because of its gameplay, not because of its "soul" which actually never existed
>>202152730>>202152760I don't understand why animals would react so negatively.What about mammals then, would they have close reaction like us? That squirrel on meth didn't seem to fare so bad, he was just jumpy
>>202152574the face of britain
THE DISTANCE OF THE SUUU-UUUUU-UUUU-UUU-UUUUN
the face of britain
>>202152801dont know mate sounds woke
>>202152850I'll feed my mates dog some mandy then report back
>>202152551yeah? but has anyone made an image of a muslim squirrel before?
>>202152786
>>202152801Don't think the animal would die necessarily but I doubt they'd get euphoric like humans do on amphetamines.
>>202152898They need to experiment man with the current pharmaceuticals uses of ket, MDMA etc for depression and PTSD nonsense I'm sure there'll be a market for animal narcotics for the twats who buy their pets clothes
>have any sort of somewhat negative emotion>oh anon, you must be depressed! you should see someonecunts.
>>202152866modern day marie curie inni
>>202152950
mass immigration is sexy~
>>202152402very cute
>>202152950You should see a clue merchant
why give a dog MDMA when you can make it just as happy by throwing a tennis ball or speaking in an excited tone
>>202152994bit peng
>>202152942You're deranged.
>>202152994bloody hell
I don't like when british boys say "bro" ok don't do that ok thanks bye!
>>202152994need me a big titty>>202153045 butters gf like this
>>202152564lovely pic lad. wish I had reds near me but i'm an englandcel. went to scotland a few months ago and spent a decent amount of time in the woods hoping to see one but didn't sadly, getting to watch a wild red squirrel is on the 'cket 'ist as it were
>>202151808
>>202153055bruh we've been done
>>202152994If I could see her I am sure I wouldn't be depressed.
>>202152994hoodlum's joy
every time I get a haircut it take about 3 fucking washes to get all of the sharp little hairs outstarmer must step in
Gingerpedo is so creepy. I genuinely hate him.
>>202152786little hedgehog fella
>>202152564Did you shoot him?
>>202153090tried washing it properly the first time?
Get that bubble butt trained up.
>>202151808My penpal who is a soldier in Ukraine told me that the aid is useless because they are running out of men. He told me how both sides resorted to trench raids and using challenger tanks as make shift artillery
>>202152994imagine being a chestlet, it's like being a manlet but worse
I don't think I've ever seen a woman I've wanted to fuck more than this one
posting the booby lasses again is it
>>202153117Yeah he's the only /brit/ poster I genuinely hate (apart from diego obviously)
>>202153154cronem's property
>>202153155uterl ybizarre
>>202153154what's her ig?
>>202153131Yes
BIG fan of the recent uptick in creatureposting here in /brit/personally a big nature fan myself, love seeing all of the world's creachers out doing their thing, properly good for the soul I feel
>>202153117Mousenonce?
Chest day is the best day.
>>202153221What?
>>202153155>open pic>doug sings from ada to ireneheh likkle coinkydink
>>202153218
>>202153234Thought you were MN.
>>202153215actual footage of the covid outbreak
>>202153152Btw the guys who did 3 guys one hammer is in kursk right now and they went around robbing stores and trashing houses
i dont get how all the ausai pro league teams are owned by the same investment authority why did they decide to put ronaldo in the mid table shitters? how do they even decide how to distribute players
>>202153250
does this make you hungry?
>>202153276Are you stupid?
>>202153250Literally built for it
>>202153276mn is too daft/distracted to use a vpn
>>202153155Don’t think my cock could last more than 30 seconds before erupting
>>202153322Are you white? I'll assume your male due to your aggressive style of posting
>>202153250Don’t think my cock could last more than 30 seconds before erupting
for me it's a possum eating a crayfish, also known as a crawdad to the yanks (and honestly I prefer their name since it's a lot more fun)
WAYS OUR MOTHERS APPRECIATE
another day another fishi wont even bother making any DAMN vegetables
>>202152283jeet
he still thinks he can fry air the twat
>>202153414What's the fishy on your dishy
watching Keeping Up Appearances
any cute badgers in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gx97jOVgiE
>>202153389Fuck off and kill yourself gingerpedo you demented creep
heard they've had to extend taskmaster out to 90 minute episodes to accommodate the token spastic
what do you call a muslim pub?
listening to the smiths and contemplating how criminally underrated andy rourke (rip) is
I am solely responsible for the resurgence of the word twat
lol
>>202153451couple of kippers to be eaten today but ive got enough tinned seafoog to not need to go to the shops for a while thereafter
>>202153500
>>202153480Me at 14
>>202153462Badgers?We don't need no stinking badgers.
>>202153539yeah? andy rourke was dead when you were 14 was he? mong
>>202153535NOOO
>>202153476nah it'll be normal length but she'll get 80% of the screen time
>>202153564Nice thick cock on that jeetCould be caked in a thick layer of shit to be fair
>>202153579bizarre thing to lose your temper over
>>202153630sod off
>>202153318
[In Rosie Jones's voice]
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
people say british food is bad yet everyone loves cheddarconfusing
lads, what does 'saft' mean? i've heard black country people say it, but also welsh and west country people say it, does it mean the same everywhere or different all over?
>>202153678so this is diego
>>202153678 just like me fr
>>202153668aha they fucking love it
>>202153678Russian monke
>>202153678that's inhumane
>In the UK, a woman was assaulted and spat on by a muslim migrant. She reported the incident to the police and described the 'Thook Jihadi' filthy. Instead of looking for the criminal, they gave her a lecture for using ‘offensive language’.
>>202153683I think it's more that simple british foods are good, but at the end of the day a lot of it is just (tasty) peasant slop
Clean shaven.Always.
>>202153683Cheddar is american
>>202153473You'd like that wouldn't you?
jurgen klopp always struck me as a man with a big william not sure why but just gives off that so called big dick energy
>>202153776Everyone would.
True this
>seafoog
Ukranian girls
>>202153770At least we've had the decency to rename our yellow gut-blocker "tasty"
>>202153776your family would definitely be relieved
>try to find work>Everywhere is offering jobs>Never get hired>Get told it was always this badI don't remember seeing lines for people to get work at a wagie job
>>202153802so top shaggers achieve nothing in their lives?
any otter man in
Could someone please give me a foolproof image that will win me a gf? I'd be forever grateful.
>>202153876
>>202153876*hands you an image of yourself*just be yourself, king
>>202153876here you go
>>202153788>tall>masculine looks>deep voice>alphayeah truly a mystery mate
>>2021538761. Get2. A3. Clue4. ???5. Profit
lads I'm migrating here, nederdraad is dead after 10 years
>>202153876A picture of your own BBC
>>202153927love this desuit's absolutely true
>>202153933What killed it
>>202153933seen any hills lately?
>>202153914You're so bent deegs
>>202151808The only thing that Anglosaxon America made the UK proud of was its language.Now we don't even need the language, it's over.https://youtu.be/zRKUpPuTHIc?t=38
>>202153876You'll stand out from all the plebs in Chinese made trainers and trackie bottoms. Smarten yourself up. It's our season. It's our time.
I hope job hunting in the UK is better right in the US no one is hiring and ai made it so all white collar jobs are disappearing
My willy is burning
>>202153846Would whip that fucker through the open window and shove its head in the spokes of my bike
got a promotion at toil, don't feel happy or excited about it whatsoever did decide to invest in some tins of stella and those nice chicago town mini pizzas for tea though as a pat on the back to myself
>>202153846Omg he's so cute
>>202153933fuck off
>>202154008
>>202153997>ai made it so all white collar jobs are disappearingNo it didn't. Companies are just using that as an excuse for contraction.
>>202154012not very nice is it
>>202153933dutch flags have a bit of a reputation 'round these parts
>>202154012Why are you like this? Why can't you just be normal?
>>202154015blog on you boring cunt
>>202154055no it's a little bastard
been eyeing up /med/, we should have a little holiday there
>>202154111It is a very welcoming general.
>>202154111link it as the new when the time comes and it'll happen
muji calls their 75L suitcase "carry on" sizeyeah i dont think i'll be taking that on carry on mate
dark macadamia nuts
>>202153770no, cheddar is an english invention>It originates from the English village of Cheddar in Somerset, South West Englandyou dumb bitch
haven't felt anything in a long time
Just seen 3 mid-forties blokes hanging about in an empty car park. Dogging?
thinking up the 4chan thread equivalent of falling off of a balcony
>>202154054Its bullshit honestly because no one is actually hiring you can be the second coming of christ they wouldn't even give you the time of day. Also indians and southeast Asians invaded my town which is worse
Hookup hotshot is INSANEJust wish I had the balls to moan as I came to it
Scoffing a bag of pom de bears
>>202154079don't need any input from the likes of writhing little wormoids such as yourself, begone
4 days off the wankinghad sexual feelings towards my boss (female, two years older than me) wearing a loose top flashing her sheer brashould be illegal to go to work wearing stuff like that
cheddar comes from noshing on the chedder man's bbc
In 1951 the CIA spiked an entire French village with LSD to test the effect it would have on large groups of people like enemy combatants They blamed it on ergot mouldy bread causing mass delirium
>>202154015Grim
We hebben een serieus probleem
>>202154182vile tasteless crap
>>202154187She's practically asking for it mate
>>202154146dark cheddar man
>>202154187how did your meeting with your boss (female, two years older than you) go? you said yesterday that there was something going on this morning if I remember rightly
need to be productive today
>>202154232how did you know i was the samefag who did the cheddar man reference just there
>>202154221Not really
>>202154200Do you have a source for that?
>>202153683our food isn't actually that bad
>>202154234>you said yesterday that there was something going on this morning if I remember rightlyno i didnt
ok... im starting to realise that having a gf while having no other friends is maybe not such a good idea
>>202154187My female boss at my old job was in her 50s and I wanted to fuck her so badly
>>202154265just looked it up there's apparently 2 other flavours but ive only ever seen plain and theyre easily the worst ready salted flavour of all crisps
What would happen if I were to get caught wanking on the bus?
Diego should be shot
Dark Brandon Energy
he's posting about reggie
>>202154294kiss my arse
>>202154301me? no friends and no gfhavent had a gf since 2016 and havent had any friends since 2021
>>202153952everyone is gone because there's a Dutch leftoid janny who can't stop banning people and there's this schizo from /pol/ who is shitting up our threads by spamming incoherent word salads.>>202153967yeah i've been to the south near maastricht a few weeks ago.>>202154037>>202154060i'll get you a small foamy beer famalam
>>202154305loony bin or jail depending on your mental capacity
>>202154159
>>202154304What's the best
>>202153250dont blame them pakis anymore...
Dark fruits weather
>>202154329where?
>already getting darkIt's over.
>>202154338i met my gf on an app.im sure there's apps for getting friends, but weirdly it seems even more unlikely than getting a gf
>>202154342Loony bin then I reckon cheers
>>202131395>>202131395>>202131395the holiday
does having sex regular calm sexual impulses? or is it independent. on one hand i can see it because virgins are always talking about being horny and wanking loads but also there's rapists who shag and still can't be stopped raping
>>202154301Conversely, having friends and no gf is starting to suck.
>>202154367the usual
>>202154340lol same thing as here
>>202154301woah really no shit, who could have forseen this
>>202154369>ahhh no the british winter >i’ve only experienced this every year i’ve been alive>how will i cope in my warm lit home with 3 meals a day?
>>202154428>>202154428>>202154428>>202154428the new
>>202154352dunno. i dont believe the cheese and onion and salt and vinegar flavours really exist. ive never seen them. the texture is shit anyway. just have a bag of quavers
>>202154421Fuck off you little cunt
>>202154369webm is me every day
>>202154408Stop bullying him
