Gatwick edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqKMaNVUt8A
Get it fucking made
odd edish
me searching for fanny
trim your toenails they're disgusting
guess how old >>202155984>>202156000>>202156012>>202156056be serious, retards
>>202156409fucking just tell us you boring bastard
remember nelly?
>>2021564094
In her new video she talks about her autumn TBR and one of the books she wants to read is Kafka's The Castle about which she initially says "I believe this is his only novel". Then we see her google something and "correcting" herself by affirming that Kafka only wrote two novels, The Castle and The Trial...I was a bit bewildered hearing this from a literature student (and a self-proclaimed BOOKWARM and DARK ACADAYMIK), so much so that I (also a literature student) began doubting myself and thinking "wait, is Amerika not considered a novel but a novella?". I thought it was a longish book but I haven't read it so I googled it and... I don't know why I doubted myself instead of Ruby.She almost certainly just read the beginning of the Wikipedia entry on Kafka and somehow, in her mind, the sentence "His best known works include the novella The Metamorphosis and novels The Trial and The Castle" meant that he only wrote two novels, one of which – arguably his most famous work (or at least on par with The Metamorphosis) – she didn't know.Wow, such culture, much reading comprehension.
Just want them back...
I have a fear of speaking to groups. my body goes into fight or flight mode, heart pounding and shaky voice.
>>202156409stop being weird
only thing I really want anymore is to get rat-arsed and smoke weed with a group of like-minded losers
Sitting down
>>202156484ktim
>>202156409You had 2 serious answers and 2 meme answers. She looks like a woman in her 40’s. Now tell us or fuck off
>>202156364blocked toilets here twice desu
>>202156484literally me
anime
dad's on a mad one
>>202156447this is itthis is the image that porved ai has gone too far
>>202156484>>202156491>>202156500they're just like me
>>202156496trip on spaedo
>>202156506av got wolverines hairline
>>202156505Not an anime.
>>202156510its a video not an image you retard
>>202156447lol why did we even get rid of boris you'd never get are queer doing this
8 o'clock, 8, and it's fucking pitch black, not on this, not at all
Gatwick feels less poofy than say Heathrow
Is Emily in?
>>202156505>>202156553We have a containment board for paedophiles like you>>>/a/
>>202156563lol third grade thirdie pussy for timmy
>>202156557diegos wasted dont bother
Seeing some off topic posts. Shant be saying which ones but I think you know
>>202156574gatwick is incredibly poofyonly one runway? how gay
Just remembered Candice.Mental how that /brit/ neek spent over a year chatting to her before she came out as a lesbian.Matey travelled all the way to France and they didn’t even shag
>>202156506never really got over leaving top gear did he
>>202156628>Matey travelled all the way to France and they didn’t even shag
harrogate vs doncaster in tonight's footballsounds rather based
sex when the girl is on her side is very sexy
>>202156612I’m British therefore anything I post about is British culture.Only foreigners can be off topic in /brit/.That’s a fact.It’s a thing you can’t deny.Like the fact that I will love you until I die.
>>202156616Why would you need more? Like lined up cocks to service innit
>>202156628surely this didn't actually happen
>>202156573please enlighten me with your knowledge of all things bent
>>202156616agree gatwick is like the "cool little airport" in comparrisongatwick is the fucking shoreditch of airportscity is the city of londonheathrow is the west endluton is stoke newingtonstansted is somewhere people forget exists idk like clapton or something
>>202156641thursday night league games are soulless
>>202156628yeah... she "came out" as "lesbian" sure
>>202156583Emily is upstairs. I'll call her down.
bratwick
Why aren't real life crackheads as functional as super hans?
>>202156681Should be able to find it within the archives since it wasn’t that long ago
>>202156755>>202156723Spastic
Who else here /Latin/?
>>202156681far worse has transpired>£3000 for a hug
>>202156539That's her stepdad surely
>>202156776Are you Irish Diaspora?
meltdown
can’t wait for this time tomorrow going to be utterly steamboats
>>202156833He's pissed that his shitty dentist gimmick got rumbled
MOUSE POSTED IN /CUM/
>>202156723Always wondered if that was Emily behind him
>>202156776There's probably like ten more niggas behind the camera that would jump on his head if he did
Jeroen waroom heb je en kollektie van grote zwarte cocken on je komputer?
>>202156861Missed that one
cant see any of spainos posts get a little satisfaction every time i see the stubs
just lot it all lads
>>202156851howling me toogona be an absolute mess
>>202156505luv em x
penis is leaking wee wee
poo
>>202156871Irish diaspora post
>>202156892He was on here about midday pretending to be a dentist that he was going to molest a female patient. He even had a gay little name on 'dentistlad' loool
Listen listen, ite>in /brit/ last night yeah>walk straight in like “It’s over for Rorke, pic related”>just about to post my scran when mousenonce says “I should be able to post images of the mice without getting banned”>literally the whoooole thread starts posting Brads and anon says>”fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul”>then, BLUT>Spainnonce posts a vocaroo of his deep-voiced Spanish gf screaming “SU MICROPENE ES DEMASIADO PEQUEÑO” down the phone to her mum>gave us lads the serious ICK>anon’s like “she sounds like a bloke”>another anon’s like “she is a bloke more like, brudda constantly samefags off his trip, he’s here all day. No way he has a gf. Surprised you mongs haven’t filtered him yet, you all lack a clue.”>HAHAHAHA, anyway>letting it auto refresh, when clogwog pops up and says “built for BBC”>he started posting mad webms >cuck porn, interracial gangbangs, snowbunnies twerking on tiktok >my jaw musta been haaanging, cos he’s all like “what, white men can’t compete”>anyway, janny shows up, the 15 minute warnings had finally come>I’m just about to post that first David Mitchell laughing face, when mikey says “where’s Candice?”>that’s when we hear>“she’s mentally unwell, this feels wrong”>she’s sat posting nudes in Sverigetråden getting mugged off for having a hairy growlerBUT… janny doesn’t like us reposting it
replying 'no shot' and 'gas' to everything my friends send me
Thinking about the time I got absolutely shit faced on a night out in Coventry and met some gay lad walking home and he ended up sucking my cock under the stairs that goes over the ring road on hill street. Just came in his mouth and walked off. Never seen him before or after. I’m also not gay either so it was very weird.
>>202156963heathermong
>>202156946Haitian clap meat that
>>202156594>>>/vt/ *
>>202156914So you can see them
>>202156946locked up for sitting on bread
>>202156973tasty...
promgulating a poo
>>202156973That lads name? Albert Einstein
>>202156973Weren't you horrified when you sobered up?
>>202156973i don't know mate, sounds a bit gay
>>202156997erm..................................... no
>>202157016roared at this post
>>202156966What a fucking loser retard
>>202156973PARKLIFE
>>202156999punishment fits the crime
>>202156999cant fucking believe thatand yet i do
life been getting me down again
>>202157019No not really. Didn’t kiss him or suck his cock or anything so I don’t think it counts
Just looked up my old planetside 2 outfit Wonder what those mfers are up to these days
>>202156966youre mentally ill if you actually think that was snlike utterly mindbroken to the point of schizophrenia
>>202156776white lad was prob chatting shit and in the guilty party's mind he'd already lost/had it coming in a karmic sense
>>202157016
>>202156973>I’m also not gay
I don't hide stubs!
>>202157096He hasn't posted here for months.
Do male and female mouths feel the same?
raorong
Gay men give the best blowies desu
Mental how badly I mindraped him
the car's on fireand there's no driver at the wheel
nuclear meltdown incoming
>>202156539Wonder how they met
>>202156973not gay myself either but happened to have brought another lads cock to erection before
bet diego is going to be UH MAZE ING tomorrow
toby boutta bust
>>202157096Rattled as fuck spaintwat
haha found it>>191047154https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/191045501/#191047154
>>202157103Looks like a case of bullying to me
>>202157180How?
>>202156999not the same cat
>>202157135Yeah
you lads got anything interesting planned for the rest of the night then?
bbl drizzy
lads i need some advise for me, an autistwould i get laughed at if i took a pic of keir starmer and gave it to my barber?i have a very similar face to him (statesmanlike, quietly competent) and i think it would really suit meconsidering dyeing my hair grey as well but I'd at least want the cut first
>>202157198Scream
aunt fanny
>>202157210VGH
>>202157101I've got a few hot ones I could make into webms but I'm saving aosora art right now x
just watched my mum give the dog a Magnum (ice cream) he's fucking obesedespicable
do any of you have working class credentials?
>>202156973thats quite a detailed memory for someone who was shit-faced
>>202157231thinking about heading to bed right now actuallythere's nothing for me in being awake. Hope I die in my sleep tonight also
>>202157247Just ask for a number 2 all over xx
>>202157016screaming
>>202157214with my hand and repeated motions
>>202157247he's got the most bland haircut going just ask for a 4 on the back and sides, leave it longer on top with a side parting
>>202157198
>>202157247yes, just ask for a men's classic or if you really want get a different photo of a men's classic trim
>>202157291i hold the fork in my right hand
>>202157291cut a bit of wood before
Sir Hair Styler
>>202157298Try a bum wank
>>202157291I'm an alcoholic and swear a lot
>>202157296Not really that detailed. Got drunk, walked home, met gay lad, got a blowjob under some stairs.
imagine the last thing you see on this planet is Ben Shepherd pretending to give a shit
>>202157346scmng
>>202157276want to throttle her for it but won't so I just impotently blog here instead haha x
>>202157320Did you enjoy it?
>>202157247need diego's input on this
>>202157291currently selling my labour
>>202157346jej
>>202157385oh my
>>202157380hey that's unfair he does care slightly when it's a fit bird in the final and he gets to hug her if she gets the jackpot counter over
>>202157371yeh not that detailed except all the details you purposely left out as if i didnt just read your post about it.
>>202157247Asked my local Kurdish barber if I could show him a picture of the hairstyle I wanted and he was fine with it.Changed his mind once I pulled up a picture of Sadam Hussein.
>>202157370something so comfy about when the tide is out and boats are all sat around like that
he's smelly, homeless, and belligerent to all who speak to him. his name? nope, his name isn't rorke. his name is Diogenes, famed greek philosopher
wonder how many (if any) /brit/ posters have died mid-threadhaving a heart attack with /brit/ open, falling down the stairs, etc
>>202157340same. the way i see its the natural way. when you're young and mum cuts your food for you you only need a fork so it goes in main hand which is right if you're right handed. and even when you're older you some time dont need a knife so the fork can still be held in the main hand. . the knife is supplementary . why people think it's natural to switch what is natural for a supplementary instrument strikes me as completely retarded. it's also not hard to slice with your left
>>202157298*gives you a hug*Everything will be ok anon :)
>>202157453surely one
lads does jelqing work??
>>202157427What details
curious how the last section of elden ring is basically a bosh rush
Lunch break at the runt warehouse. Hate my life.
fixing to have a poo on a bit of ice
>>202157340sameand i only use a knife if necessary, and if it is i'll cut everthing up before eating anyting, that way i dont have to cut mid eating
really ought to get to the gym at some point
>>202157502i dont actually hold the fork in my right hand. i was just posting something typically working class and uncouth.
Love making AI slop images
All the trannycase mongs are in tonight
>>202157198>sorry anon but I uhhh, ummm, like pussy now>au revoir!!! xoxoxoxo
>>202157453>>202157509definitely has happened in the history of the website, maybe not /brit/
Using a knife to cut up my poo
>>202157402NO
drive faster uncle
>>202157298same mate, godspeed
>>202156364my runway mogs your runway
>>202157340the fork you use to stab the working class in the back, you parasitic tarquin?
almost forgot to put my rubbish in the neighbours bin
>>202157561kys lefty scumright handed fork autist supremacy
Hearing a lot of planes.
>>202157453canslad is 64, so probably soondiego at 40, that'll come up
tipping point in the worst daytime game show
>>202157618good post
>>202157606wtf thats illegal
>>202157323I can't find it, it was an italian worldie scrapping ffs I can't believe I didn't save the mp4
>>202157427Yeah it was under the stairs that lead up to the pedestrian path over the ring round. Was more information for anybody from Coventry than an imaginary detail. I lived outside the ring road so anytime you want to go into Coventry city centre you have to go over it. Been over it a few hundred times when I lived there. Most people can find their way home even when they are shit faced if it’s a route they always take
was watching a video about the 7/7 attacksturns out most of the bombers were from bloody Leeds
>>202157642dont think it is mate, bin on the street is fair game isnt it?
>>202157618bet you also say serviette instead of napkin.
>>202157247Yes, you will be laughed at
>>202157656>>202157691heathermong
>>202157584Why not mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXC2BXqeQOk
giwtwm
need a bunch of girls on my tipping point
>>202157666you weren't shit-faced if you remember all that. i think you're just making up excuses for being a latent queer.
is it illegal to walk pass through a different residential street from your own and pick up some of those recycling bags the bin men leave for the residents and take them home for your own house?
>>202157671Rorke speechless
seeing some off-topic/spamming/flooding posts
>>202157752>some of those recycling bags the bin men leave for the residents???
>>202157728im not GAY
im literally monk from that monk show
>>202157720What does this mean?
>>202157755Lovely :)
been proper horny this week never normally get even a twitch
>>202157749Why are you so mad
mental how sexualised gay men areliterally cannot think about anything else apart from shagging other men (often in a group setting) and preying on straight lads:/
the problem is im poor and stupidend of
>>202157825Fancy being sucked off down Coventry? (not gay)
>>202157765seeing your sister later
>>202157752if theres excess i wouldnt worry too much about it mate, but if there isnt, wouldnt touch em me, just be causing problems at that point yeah
>>202157836Heterosexual men famously never think or talk about sex
>>202157837tis me
>>202157749Yeah okay then you’re right. Maybe one day I’ll become a proper hard man and not remember a single thing at all whenever I go on a night out
>>202157836men are horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokqw5KkI8M
shove it rorke
Born to look at maps. Forced to toil.
>>202157869maybe one day you'll stop being a poofter but thats unlikely
Why is it that only opiates make me feel good? As far as I know i'm an Anglo-Saxon, i'm an Englishman. I dont know of any Scottish ancestry let alone Indian or Chinese or wherever the opium poppy originates. Alcohol should be my drug of choice but i'm really not fond of booze. I used to like weed but my liking for it wore off and it ended up being unpleasant. Loved magic mushrooms and LSD but had some bad trips. Bad comedowns from MDMA. I've tried cocaine, meth, speed, benzos, and can see why others like them but personally I have no fondness for them. All the white man drugs don't do it for me. Even coffee, I can take it or leave it. I am fond of an occasional cup of tea and I do love smoking tobacco, but I could do without them. It's opiates. Heroin, morphine, opium, even just codeine. There is no precedent, no good reason for its hold on me. I don't understand why I love opiates but I do.
Wish I did gay shit when I was young and good looking but now I'm older fatter balder and married
im married to the game
>>202157658old.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/178vc6e/italian_girls_fight_through_their_hair/not this one but eh it's do. one I watched had a close up of her face in high def lool
>>202157943BRING BACK THE 125s NOW
Cant eat my boogers because i am constantly being watched. This is no way for a man to live.
mad how you can be gay and get a shag every night but if you're straight you risk being an incel
>>202158006Sodomy isn't sex
>>202157977look at him go
>>202157977Life on earth was a mistake
>>202158044corr love an outie
>>202158044peng roast
what did the norwood lads do in the 60s when everyone was growing their hair out
>>202157977I love that no one believed these were real when the first taxidermied specimens were brought back
dire thread
>>202158044looks like she used one of them suction thingies
>>202158044my prick would be rockhard while I scran that cunt for hours
the video i watched also interviewed the asia community in Leeds and they all seemed to defend the 7/7 attackers as they knew them personally
>>202158067Tyrone relishing in Chad's leftovers
>>202158067You are a Timmy and an extremely homosexual one at that You have never had sex and you never will
>>202158126this isnt the comments section of a pornhub video mate
>>202158107if you look at old concerts and shit you see a lot of those guys whove been ravaged by norwood but just say fuck it and grow their hair long anywayno one would stand for it these days such is the backslide in our rights in this country
>>202158178im nw5 with long hair
he loves it, he says
>>202158177Buried that cunt alive
>>202158187Timmy Turner?
I wonder how long this meltdown will go on for
>>202158113you ever actually seen one mate?
>>202158198lmao please post a pic
Is the Belgium cuckold just another Spainnonce gimmick then?
>>202158284Could be 2 or 3am at this rate. He's clearly rattled
>>202158342nah just a black guy who hates himself
>>202158198based graveyard keeper
>>202157977good webm
>>202158328No... but they must be real. Why would they lie to me about them?
the best girls are mildly autistic and middle class
well?
Alri
>>202158342Yes it is https://desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/7E5j5Kl3XNM/country/Be/
>>202158352Well at least he's black
nth for the baddiedem
>>202158240heathermong
>>202158377just think its a bit of a strange coincidence that EVERY australian has APPARENTLY met some of them but NO ONE ELSE in the world has
>>202158416>>202158416>>202158416Dave edish
>>202158345The doxxocaust cannot come soon enough
>>202158430>heyyy guys im drunk>whooops haha accidentally put the wrong name onhe's done this like 10000 times why do you still fall for this obvious false flag
Slug.
>>202158497idiot
>>20215640934
>>202156364Wild that I used to be friends with a popular YouTuber and it's wild seeing him become popular because I used to sit in vc with him and he would cry about his dad saying YouTube was bullshit
>>202157832cause he wishes he was the one sucking him off
>>202158113if they were discovered in the current age people would think it's ai generated