I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE...
Whatever happened to Dave?
Foo Fighters are MOR rubbish Like U2 or Coldplay
Love when Joe gets snippy with his guests https://youtu.be/Azu8XnZdxeA?si=mGT-dpJdkNnfWlP-&t=1418
>>202158450Need our Australian friends to weigh in on this.
>>202158416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdgOeLKgn4
>>202158472>>202158480Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>202158481So this is Dave...-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularlySome of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.
>>202158481has a black baby
/brit/ is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
>>202158606Hi my name's Katrina, and my name is Hugh.
ramen's ready x
>>202158538>>202158627You are a homosexual incel Timmy and you're having a meltdownStep away from the computer
>>202158416roasties seething hard over the age of the girl he fucked
hate life and myself
Yep "Roasties" really wanted to shag Dave Grohl lmfao
>>202158569
got the 2000s UK indie on
there's someone at toil who constantly second guesses me and looks over my shoulder. what do I do?
nth for the gyaldem
You're in a coma and this is the only way we can reach you. Please wake up or don't no one cares and no one liked you here in real life enjoy your shitty dreams faggot
>>202158725like who
>>202158725who specifically
>>202158700Heathermong.
ahh autistic zoomer women
*crab-walks into the thread*
You're in a korma and this is the only way we can eat you. Please heat up or don't no one cares and no one liked you here in real life enjoy your shitty curry faggot
going for a bath lads
Heathermong is so deranged.
ryleee tummyy
>>202158787>>202158793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6qy0qdifchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sX4K0JRIDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R6S5CJWlcohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agVpq_XXRmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuYoSjHhDNY
>>202158793small indie outfit out of cheadle, the poobarmsthey had some buzz in the early 2000s but broke up prematurely when the lead singer got a clue
>>202158912All dogshit
>>202158912get the long blondes on
>>202158820sczrimng
>>202158912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7dDkcFo3R8
>>202158820Forest Echo News legend Simon Rowntree doing well for himself
>>202158931dogshit davey boy!
this is my life today
>>202158978The damage he has done to his body is irreversible
mad how suitcases used to be landscape but now theyre portrait
anime
was just saying this down the lifetime achievement club
>>202158988choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8vzbezVru4
>>202158988they're not britishinterpol went to shit after antics anyway
Did any of you lot have a one hit wonder indie band from your town/city? Mines did
>>202159021looks pretty reversible to me mate, given it was reversed
im fucking FREEZING is it always this cold in september gd
>>202159086Irreversible damage to internal organs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtf5isao73E
>>202159066The Futureheads. Seen the singer a few times IRL and he always looks proper miserable
I have accepted Jesus as my lord and saviour
>>202158904simply dont like the look of the new 9/11 towerthe old ones were more aesthetic
it were the woke mob that banned the short skirts of the 60s
the scrannage
gfberg just got the 15 tog duvet out of storage
>>202158988>>202158912Man the 2000s really were a shit decade for music.
>>202159033luv em x
>>202159128the human body can take a lot of punishment, some burgers and noodles ain't shit
scranning a chicken sammy
>>202159159steady on
omds x
>>202159189Your mum proves otherwise
>interpol went to shit after antics
mental how they dropped a literally perfect song then faded into obscurityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXt723fN1ss
>>202159189you're an idiot i mean it
>>202159257Shit
>>202158978fatties have no excuses left
DJ BABY BUM BUM
>>202159257bangersame with the zutons and valerie
>>202159051always thought they were british so I had to look it upturns out they're American based out of Manhattan with an English lead singeran englishman in new york, if you will
love that song by the smithsnigmouth strikes again
>>202159209fucked up society init x
>>202159209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sydcxi2DRqI
Homeowners of /brit/ did you ever get scared buying your first home? I exchanged contracts today and I'm feeling scared and worried I might be making a mistake.Isn't home ownership the whole point? Aren't I supposed to be striving to escape the boot of a landlord? Why do I feel this way?
>>202159291>englishman in new yorkgreat songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7uzKFdBY0
If smoking in the pub garden is banned, doesn't that just means everyone is going to be stood outside the pub on the street when they want a ciggy? Littering the pavement with fag ends and blowing smoke on pedestrians?
>>202159323thought you bought it yesterday or was that someone else
Dogshit zingers flying tonight
was this guy ripping off liam gallaghers stylehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rr4tXN2eJM
poo nigger
>>202159257in the morning was decent as well
>>202159033big fan
>>202159323Another dogshit spaino gimmick
>>202158978Where'd all the skin go? Don't people usually have flabby skin left over after huge weight loss?
>>202159354I think the ban will include smoking near public establishments
>>202159086still hasn't posted a shirtless pic of his flabby skin though has he
>>202159323Yes getting cold feet is normal You will feel even worse once you move in and start finding problems Once you settle in you'll be much happier
Only good British band from the past 20 yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoCop0ifbw8
would you rather be an englishman in new york, the only living boy in new york, or MTV unplugged in new york
Anticommunists being brutalised by chekists is supremely based.
i'll kiss you...hug you...dote on you...shower you with my love and affection...then, we'll become lovers :)
>Homeowners of /brit/All 0 of them
>>202159354well yeah people will just stand 10ft outside the pub or wherever the ban ends, proper stupid
>>202159461Thank you x
>>202159438He's been at the weight loss for 2 years apparently, dunno if that's time to get surgery for it or not? Probably still looks weird
Utter specimen of a thread. All the worst posters in one place
>>202159465cassiusnow THAT was a song x
OF SOME OLD QUEEN OR OTHEROH HAS THE WORLD CHANGED OR HAVE I CHANGED
>>202159323>Homeowners of /brit/Not a thing
>>202159474haven't seen you in a while leftypol how have you been
>>202159522cassius these daydreams these daydreams are gay
mad how home ownership and renters basically pay the same amount in rent/mortgage but you have to "make it" to be the former such a scam
might move up north and buy a massive 4 bed detached house for like £300k
for me it's renting out a 3 bedroom house from my mum for £450 a month
>>202158416
remember the horrors being absolute shit for years and then dropping skyingwhat an album
kicked back bathed in endorphins after a brawl with my hard wood door.
>>202159594You also have a time machine to 1997 in there?
>>202159579And yet only one has an asset at the end of it
>>202159323yeah sureive owned this house for 4 years and sometimes wish i had a landlord to ring when there's problemsbut you do grow into it, ive only ever had boiler people round for servicing and a window guy to replace a misted paneeverything else ive done myself
>>202159488Good luck What kind of place are you buying?House or apartment or?
>>202159621yep renters get screwed over even more because it takes one fuck up to lose your security deposit and then some happened to me everytime i rented, NEVER got it back. assuming the uk has the same system but it may not be the case
Might see if I can get approved for a mortgage and then just live there with my friends and not tell them I’m the landlord so they don’t expect me to do stuff
>>202159319chuune
>>202159607I enjoyed primary colours
>is the GOAT deodorant in your path
>>202159650is that legal
>>202159672Mitchum
>>202159643What did you DIY? My house needs a duck load of work that is beyond me
>>202159672nah this is
starting on the last book. time to finish the series. honestly thought it would take me a lot longer and i wouldnt finish
>>202159672dove man me
>>202159696>>202159672roll-ons mog spray deodorants so bad
>>202159743Underage pls go
>>202159743no it doesn't
i didnt realise you wrote such bloody awful ( 8) (8)powerty
and the very latest from the "almond cake bitch" ruby granger?
>>202159717No you aren't you haven't read anything gingerpedo you're a low IQ retard freak that needs to be killed also no one asked
Tune https://youtu.be/VV41Nz75h8U?si=iwgRZxvxIA1KqWFj
>>202159695runtthe benefit of owning a place is to learn yourselfif i had a house i would save a ton of money fixing everything
>>202159676What part is illegal if I do it under a business entityit’s publicly accessible information, if they happen to choose not to figure out that it’s me that’s on them
>>202159793one of the best to do itsuch a class band
lads should i get Nivea Men Protection Sensitive Protect Quick Dry 48 Hour Protection or Loreal Paris Men Expert Boosted Fresh Tech Carbon Protect Total Protection 48 Hour Anti-Persperant with 5 in 1 High Performance Action?
>>202159759how is that underage?i sweated like jimmy saville in the childrens ward with spray, no brand ever worked for megot into roll-ons and that stopped overnight
>>202159789Sent that cunt to Tartarus
Spray deodorants don't workSticks/roll-ons only for me
done 4 poos
>>202159834this year?
>>202159807idk it just sounds illegalyou sound like you're from florida btw
>>202159843this hour
>>202159789do you have any idea how many times ive gotten off to her image?
i wanna make iti wanna make it wit chu~
>>202159846No you stupid faggot
My winter fragrance is Burberry London for Men.
Why are Brits so obsessed with home ownership?
worst deodorant is those alum salt crystalthey make you stink
>>202159875poo and cinnamon for me
>>202159672leaves stains on clothes>>202159696does this leave stains?
Nice computer job where you do nothing, you are going to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVxqNVLY-4Strange that she felt the need to reupload this heap of trash at 1080p but was fine leaving her other recent videos up at 720p.Also funny that for someone with an alleged "LOFF OF LAAHRNING" she keeps making the same screw-up with her video exports every single time even after being made aware of the issue.
>>202159880our entire economy is based on selling overpriced houses to each other
>>202159875little bitty things
>>202038330clearly not talking about baked beans you mong
>>202159880British landlords are a special breed of slimy scum
>>202159880the rental market sucks and people like the idea of security in their old age
>>202159743*mogs both of you*
>>202159909nice job leaving the proxy on retard
spray on deodorant outs you all as brown
>>202159795Yeah I'm sure you'd redo three bathrooms, replace all the dry wall, install hardwood on two levels and two staircases, install new electrical for the entire house, install a new fireplace, redo the kitchen, and replace all the windows by yourself
me? dove roll-on on the pitsle labo bigarade 18 on the neck
In her new video she talks about her autumn TBR and one of the books she wants to read is Kafka's The Castle about which she initially says "I believe this is his only novel". Then we see her google something and "correcting" herself by affirming that Kafka only wrote two novels, The Castle and The Trial...I was a bit bewildered hearing this from a literature student (and a self-proclaimed BOOKWARM and DARK ACADAYMIK), so much so that I (also a literature student) began doubting myself and thinking "wait, is Amerika not considered a novel but a novella?". I thought it was a longish book but I haven't read it so I googled it and... I don't know why I doubted myself instead of Ruby.She almost certainly just read the beginning of the Wikipedia entry on Kafka and somehow, in her mind, the sentence "His best known works include the novella The Metamorphosis and novels The Trial and The Castle" meant that he only wrote two novels, one of which – arguably his most famous work (or at least on par with The Metamorphosis) – she didn't know.Wow, such culture, much reading comprehension.
Just made some coffee but with two spoons of coffee instead of the recommend one.
>>202159928Meaning
President Starmer, if communist Cuba's so great, how come they let the single most violent nation in the history of the world run a secretive torture facility on their island?
I bought my house for 160k in 2020
In her latest TikTok, Ruby confirms that the printed-on-card copies of letters that she's printed for her dodgy letter subscription/charity scam will not be newly-written for the subscription.She holds up one of the "LATTARS" that she'll be sending out as part of the subscription, and lo and behold, she's already shown it...The letter she showed in the announcement post for this scam wasn't just as an example of the kind of letter you'll get, but one of the letters, copied from her performative jaaaahrnal where she writes insipid, hollow, try-hard paaarple pryose about the weather in her back yard while trying desperately to be Emily Dickinson.So not only do unfortunate subscribers not get a personalised letter from Ruby as part of their penpal subscription, or even something in the form of a letter considering it's printed on card with an awkward border around it, but it's not even new content.She just lazily copied some letters she wrote to herself months ago, and the first letter that subscribers get will be one they already read in her Instagram post announcing the project.
>>202159861Please kill yourself
>>202159970you'll never get to sleep
>>202159966her mom looks nice
>>202159966ooo aga alert
>>202160018a toast!
>>202159959you have all the information at your fingertips and i'm sure you're exaggerating a bit, who buys a house that needs new electrical for literally everything?at the end of the day it's basic fundamentals like screwing or gluing something down while not fucking up measurements
diego wanking himself off to some girls are bigger than others
might indulge in a few biccies ramen was pengers x
>>202159929who has anything other than baked beans with toast
I own houseplants
I used to wear women's deodorant because it was the only one which was antiperspirant and didn't have a strong smell that overpowered or mixed with my aftershave.
Her entire life is a low-effort performance at this point. Painting white blobs, changing her bedding for the second time this year, having Mummy cut off almost an entire inch of her hair so we’d stop commenting about how unkempt she looks. She still doesn’t know what a candlestick is. Tipping random, sloppily measured ingredients into an expensive mixer in a dark kitchen where you can’t hear what she’s saying over the clattering and poor Lola barking her head off in the background. “Warm pumpkin milk“ sounds utterly disgusting.
>>202160101BENDER ALERTCODE BLUE
haven't bathed since christmas lads, smell like pungent sour cream and onion pringles
THURSDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
done a wank for the first time in 4 days and my sputum wasnt even that large
>>202160104Correct answer.I don't understand why mens deodorant don't have unscented options. That's why I use women's mitchum deodorant because they have unscented
tommy need drinky
>>202160014It’s instant coffee should be alright by 1
GIRLyou walk like a BITCH
>>202159970At this time of night? Mental.
>>202160118>t. the paki fella who sits next to me at work
>>202160064Shut the fuck up retard old houses need work just accept that you wouldn't do everything yourself and stop pretending to be some gigahandyman
>>202160107why do these people watch her videos if they dislike them so much?weird masochistic behaviorsad
>>202159909>leaves stains on clothesNot if you spray before putting your shirt on>>202159743Roll ons are useless, sprays do the job properly
on the train lads
ruby's mouldy bedding. no better than seasideMARK
>mass immigration was a mista-...
Her mother cutting her hair and both of them acting like it is major surgery, when it is only an inch max and supposed to be a straight line. Of course, Mommy Bones might be taking a few sips before succumbing to the task, so I personally would not trust her with scissors, especially how accident prone she is.At least Ruby is using her Oxford degree to its utmost with obscure paintings of little ghosts on everything she owns, writing down "activities" to do because she apparently can't contain that sort of information to memory, and reading every possible book she can find that mentions Oxford in it so she can pretend she is back there.Don't even get me started on the grime she revealed on her bed when she started to pull off the sheets and revealed a pile of God-knows-what in the corner.How odd it is that not once has she mentioned how her job is going, how she feels about it, if she would want to focus on Library Science for a career, or anything else. I don't expect her to say where she is working, for safety reasons, though I still assume it is just at her local school. If it were a public library I would hope someone saw her and would mention it here. I am sure the family is driving her back and forth, or she uses Uber. What a useless life she has. This was not inspiring, but rather depressing to see how low she has sunk.
>>202160180something like lolcow viewers.
>>202160168tights spotted
>>202160177why are you upset? because you're stupid enough to buy a house that needs a whole new electrical system?only on 4chan could someone be arrogant about that lmaonot my fault you're technically incapable of fixing basic things
>>202160098I make a bean salad and eat that with toastIt's refreshing in the summer
>>202160196Love it
>>202160196lol timmy going for third rate pooja
we will never ever ever reach them
>>202160101Moss>>202160227ball status?
Do gay lads use deodorant cans like dildos and shove them up their arse like girls do with hairbrush handles?
My youtube has just suggested Isobel Burwood to me
>>202160247Spent all weekend in your sisters oort cloud
>>202160232and you call it beans on toast? i think not
Talk to me in FrenchTalk to me in SpanishTalk to me in your own made up language~~
>>202160247Gutted
>>202160247better make the most of this blue marble
Sir Mossball Boomer Killer Starmer
>>202160269ask this canadian he can tell you>>202160267
*starts having a violent seizure in the middle of the thread*
700 HUNDRED OF MY FINEST BRITISH POUNDS
>>202160319Hate every cunt in this picture
>>202160247good riddance
>>202160247so what there's loads of shite rocks to explore that are closer
>>202160342What makes it "pro"?
>>202160342would rather have 700 worth on monster
>>202160346you more of a penis enthusiast?
>>202160355for the professional gamer
if SMOKIGN is bad why does it CURE salmon!i'll leave you WOKE cunts in your ivory towers to answer that CONUNDRUM
Roses are red, widows are in mourning...
>>202160227You don't even own a house why are you acting like you know what you're talking about? It doesn't need a new electrical system per se but the 50 year old panel that is installed is maxed out so I cannot add any more outlets or appliances if I wanted. Fitting a new main breaker panel is not "basic" Also the old owners smoked inside for their whole lives so replacing all the dry wall is the only way to get rid of the smoke residue, doing that is also not "basic"How much work have you personally done around your mom's house?
>>202160374yh
>>202160285certainly a good creature
>>202160355you need to be a professional retard to buy it
Not enjoying seeing the yank and Canadian fighting :(
>>202160413shes chinese but looks happy instead of disturbed and has still got her teeth and claws
>>202160277It's mostly beans and I put it on toast
>>202160429they still love you lad its not your fault
the most embarrassing thing about the "I read x number of books in one day!" readathon vlogs she used to do.She intentionally chose a reading list that was unchallenging and would be easy to get through in a single day for someone with as much free time as her. She picked incredibly short children's books and picture books, she skim-read books, she chose books that she'd already read part of prior to the video, considered anthologies/essay collections finished if she'd read just one short story or essay.But even with those shortcuts in her favour making it an incredibly easy feat, the entire thing was always faked anyway and obviously filmed across multiple days, with no sign that actually even read what little she claimed. I've never seen anyone so eager to proclaim their love of reading at every turn have so little interest in reading anything at all.
>>202160429same jfs OUT
>>202160413Have you ever seen a platypus ?
brush bate
when am i going to pursue life
>>202160538erm… i dont think so actually
This one's for all my mean girlsThis one's for all my bad girlsThis one's for all my break your boyfriend's heart girlsFor all my tear his shit apart girls
Got the hellraiser 3 on
>>202160413get many venomous snakes your way
>>202160583up to you
>>202160583when you turn off the computer machine and go outside
caravans are so damn cheapif there wasnt such a stigma around them it would be such a play to live in one and not pay rent or a mortgage
>>202160518god shes fitwill you give your thoughts on this please >>202160269
Diego's here tomorrow so be here for that
>>202160583mad that negros have these african tribal feud esque conflicts like this
Mmmm mmmm mmmm sucking a golfball mmm mmm mmmm passionately sucking off a golfball
>>202160615just my ex wife haha!!
>>202160355short for prolapse
>>202160405first thing on youtube about fitting a new panel is tailored to the diy crowdthe only complicated thing about electrical is that you need to know code in your local area fitting drywall is something you can literally learn in an hour on youtube lolive fixed appliances and done basic electrical/cutting stuff because i already have invested in tools for it just admit you are intimidated by doing simple work. a double digit IQ hillbilly can do it so you can too if you just look it up
>>202160638Shan't. Got a date and she's peng and I intend to be shagging her rotten
>>202160651Lmao
Sir Kink Shamed
>>202160620the conputer (no exagerattion) is ruining all of our lifeseven my phoneneed it all gone
>>202160651...I don't get it
(8) booboo touch me (8)
>>202160689fr fr
>>202160638was here on a diego tantrum all day
catbergs gone mentalate the 2kg bag of dry food
Log off. Shutdown. Go outside.
>>202160665Thanks for confirming you haven't done fuck all and are talking straight out of your ass. I bet you're unemployed, too.
>>202160712You’ll be saying oh if you find out
>>202160614that the one with cd head?
(8) dance and shake your booty to the left and the right yeah (8)
big fan of these chilly evenings, perfect for getting comfy under blankets x
>>202160725mad fat bastard
>>202158416I used to be friends with turkey tom it's wild how he is such a useless cunt
>>202160651is that the rich porn girl
*enters the thread*
>>202160754hello mousey…
>>202160754the habit is too ingraiendi feel empty without the screens i have no alternative
i've genuinely wanked to ruby
>>202160786who the fuck
just having toast for dinner
(8) baby shark doo doo doodoo doodoo (8)
>>202160740im literally telling you that you can look this shit up youtube lmao how is this talking out of my asskeep being a soyboy that pays chads to do things every man could do 20 years ago pussy
>Space probes have yet to reach the area of the Oort cloud. Voyager 1, the once fastest[60] and farthest[61][62] of the interplanetary space probes currently leaving the Solar System, will reach the Oort cloud in about 300 years[6][63] and would take about 30,000 years to pass through it.[64][65] However, around 2025, the radioisotope thermoelectric generators on Voyager 1 will no longer supply enough power to operate any of its scientific instruments, preventing any further exploration by Voyager 1. The other four probes currently escaping the Solar System have either already stopped functioning or are predicted to stop functioning before they reach the Oort cloud.
>>202160815she looks 12 though
>>202160712She did porn including a notorious scene with 'Facial Abuse'.
>>202160800would not shag this bloke
>>202160868How am I supposed to know this?
>>202160828Some YouTuber who came from a rich family and did nothing but go on YouTube and play games
>>202160815same I saved screenshots of her bum for a while to wank to
all my hobbies, work, school, idle passtimes, porn, etc are on the computeri cant just stop using it
>>202160863well theyd better hurry up and get to it
>>202160924>>202160820>>202160820>>202160820>>202160820new threaf
>>202160854You're a delusional retard that can't do anything. Not only is it not as simple as you think it is, you've conveniently ignored all the other shit that needs to be done around the house that isn't basic, and you seem to think I have all the free time in the world to do this shit around my house. Obviously because your low IQ and unemployed, which gives you a completely unrealistic outlook on things like home renovations.I bet you're the swordmong posting atop a pile of garbage from his disgusting unfinished rapeshack.
>>202160924Its just a tool. It's about how you use it
>>202160924im the samethe conputer is consuming my every fibre and it only stimulated my brainwe need a total step change
>>202160943what the hell is that
(8) i be the illest in here (8)
I want you /brits/ to know that there are a select few videos from your country that Americans like myself continue to be completely obsessed with. This one, for example: https://youtu.be/MXqWdtsFqsc?si=EhkSPS7M0Rf1XC7l
>>202160943
the poo>>202156364>>202156364
New>>202160960
>>202160946enough free time to shitpost on /brit/ for hours but not enough to learn ohms law or how to repaint his shitty room that teenagers chainsmoked inok retard
all units, Irene. I say again, Irene.
>>202160903Spammed on many boards for years Also her father is rich so there is a funny backstory to it
>>202160906ah rightwhat can you do though
>>202160903Lurk more before posting
>>202160863love it when futurist mongs talk about space travel like it's something that's easily going to be achievable to the level they think it can be.
