Tiny home edition
fucking hate being mentally ill
>>202160994Alri deegsy
nth for the gyaldem
>>202160994
why is there a thread with less than 280 posts just sitting there
pacing around the room at 23:45 whispering "football's coming home"
>>202160985Kill yourself Al Mountain you schizophrenic pedophile roidtranny
conputer you longer have a hold on mei see your wicked ways conputeryou have stolen too much from me already
>>202160971shut them down take the building off them
>>202160994just stop then. its literally all inside your head. you control your own mind you fool
>>202161060someone must have said something very naughty and gotten the ban that deletes all your posts
>>202161067why would you think im al mountain?you have more in common with him than me, you bought a shitty old house without even knowing how to fix basic thingsvery similar to his rapeshack across the gas station. he bought it without realizing the noise from it would be horrible. you're like brothers, you an al
>>202160960It's wild how it's impossible for me to do anything besides lift weights, play video games and watch anime. I am sorry but no place is hiring and everything costs money
>>202161060fewer
>>202161060Deleted Belgian cuck posts probably
Lebara mobile
liver is pulstating
Do you still wet the bed?If not, why?
show me jealousyshow me angeri want to feel your love
uhh
>>202161137yeah id have a bit of that
Proper freakshow hours
>>202161137Plant is underwatered
>>202161110so let’s really get this going c’monI need like duh duh da dah dah dah dun dun duh
>>202161135only when i'm inexcusably drunk
>>202161137How does It taste like?
>>202161137That's a bloke
>>202161137I prefer a bit of bush
>>202161137
fanois
ugh, deary me... *sips* ah.... hello all
not clicking those
>>202161196how does it tasteor alternativelywhat does it taste like
It's insane how long this girl has been popular. I remember girls dancing in a circle at a party to Love Story over 15 years ago.https://x.com/bonchieredstate/status/1834036516261134352
>>202161230not worth prison time
Poland what are you doing pal fear the janny
who should i bring to this? i thought maybe my step brother. and what should i expert? am i getting sacked?
>>202161107You're have extremely poor reading comprehension. You're an unemployed antagonistic moron with inflated self-confidence makes me think you're that other insufferable faggot that posts here. Once again you have never done any work on a house, you don't own one, and you're projecting your insecurities (no skills no job no house of your own) onto me.
>>202161217my president
>>202161137looks like a bit of tuppence to me
>>202161217drunk aunt vibes
>>202161171Honestly I hate this country I wish I was born in Japan or the Netherlands because I think both countries are cool they are probably more advanced than america
>>202161259nice reddit watermark retard cunt
Haven’t been keeping up with the news. How bad are the English rioters getting fucked up by Starmer’s law?
>>202161259what the hell is this
>minor spelling mistake It's over
Lol remember when that lad was complaining because all benders are sex addicts. When actually it's obvious heteros are way more sex obsessed. Literally cant go a single thread without weird borderline nonce porn being spammed
>>202161217oh kamala's got rhythm
>>202161137that's a child
>>202161239read an interesting article breaking it downshe deliberately guards her privacy, and leaves "coded clues" to her fans (or so they think) in her lyrics, creating kind of a cult-like (not a cult just sort of cultish) following where everyone thinks there's something in the lyrics for them
>>202161259Zoomers don’t know how to screenshot
>>202161196coins and salty milk and bags of sand
*traps Mousey in the Black Lodge*
sir fire starter
>>202161353TWISTED FIRE STARTER
What next for the boomers?
>>202161260cope on buddon't act like you don't have the time to learn basic diy skills when you've been responding for 10 mins
>>202161296he needs to go to reddit to get a tedious work related email because he has no job lol
>>202161345yeah... now what are you gonna do to him?
If he wants to stop the boats then why not ban boats
Canada lad and yank lad please stop fighting. I regret posting about my house purchase. Please stop.
>>202161295Like being young in America sucks because you can't get work and everything is expensive. They are saying AI is the reason why companies are firing everyone
sir queer bummer
>>202161404boats brought are lads back from dunkirk that'd be sacrilege
>>202161339>coins and salty milk'
WALES
>>202161381You don't know what free time is because you have never worked a day in your life.
need to stick a funnel in toby's gob and forcefeed him lard like foie gras
>>202161371Pension increase
here's Flora
>>202161435north wales or south wales?
>>202161432bizarre post
>>202161301Bump
Busy buzzy - bit gay gay gay. Was fun / will go again.
>>202161418Don't call him lad
>>202161459australians all let us rejoicefor we are young and free
>>202161325Hate sex obsessed freaks in general. Creepy pajeet porn commenter vibes
>>202161466what a sweet pussina
guys can i get some help with my cv? the job centre sent me on a course for it but it was shit and didnt help.
Parents fell for equity release My future has NOTHING
I have no fucking food in my head and I'm just getting fed back to bed now so I'll probably have a better chance to sleep with the fear in a bit tired and a lot more of the month after I left my room and I was going through a few months ago so it is strictly for me it's been quite long and I've only had a couple more weeks and I got back to bed and found a couple of things I would be looking for a death row
>>202161466did you call her flora cause shes well butters haha only joking shes very pretty and lively looking
benders be like>ooo i want to suck the blood and pus from those monkeypox scabs>can we meet at the local community centre toilets?
>>202161475I take solace in not having any idea what he was on about with that one
>>202161532
fucks sake seen a lot of flaccid willies today and they're all massive compared to mine
>>202161522would be a better gimmick if you accidentally left in your name
>>202161440feel like this is projection did your mummy buy you this cuckshed in bumfuck nowhere canada? is that how you got it so cheap?very embarrassing for a grown man not to know how to replace drywall or think it's impossible to do himself =\
sir mart sharter
>>202161522Mad how I actually used to send off cv's like this when I was younger
>>202161432Left looks like my sister-in-law and right looks like my wife.
>>202161466post moar
>>202161512australian women are the most promiscuous on earth
You ever see an argument and just wish both posters would die?
>>202161537they dont have flora butter in the US so this so called joke is lost on him2/10 try better next time
>>202161459Is it strange that I can imagine working there but being socially ostracised for not being cool enough
I do quite like it when /brit/ is rude ot me.Hopefully that's more of a psychological defect rather than a weird sexual thing.
sir cole palmer
>>202161607I just wish all posters would die
Mousey
>>202161522don't know how it works in the UK, but primary school is not even worth a mention and secondary school should be literally one sentence. College should be a brief one liner about achieving your a-levels in such and such. Then elaborate more about your work experience, and talk more about your work ethic and enthusiasm for opportunity in "about me." Erase any and all references to being interested in foreign cultures, japan, and YouTubet. on six figures
>>202161627Shut up you dirty little boy
get mouseys benefits paid sir keir
>>202161607yeah a couple of times
sir kush smoker
>>202161617
Spaino geeting really desperate for yous know. He's pulling stuff straight from reddit and has dropped the emergency 'shitty CV' gimmick. Expect him to post some vile looking takeaways he stole from Facebook shortly
sir kefir scranner
>>202161654and YES I knew it was (most likely) a fake CV given the anime references, but I just woke up and thought I'd give an earnest reply
>>202161670now show their quarterly reports
how do we stop the atheists
the bedtiem viewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03mCCwemhBA
>>202161607Every time deegs argues with himself
Imagine some lad going back to mousey's den to have gay bum sex with him, persisting through the room full of empty monster cans and science experiments, only to feel a sting on his cock while bumming him and finding out he has an arse stuffed full of nettles
sir cam punter
>>202161715
As a kid I wish was born in Britain but I now I wish I was dutch or Japanese
>>202160994Ride the tiger>>202160960Be honest chumps you get hard when you pass a carb fed doe eyed tawny skinned hijabi on the street
>>202161670lol didn't see this one
>>202161715girl businesses do really well especially if they sell to other girls
>>202161746Really really enjoyed this webm thanks mate
about to cum
>>202161766Pakistani women are incredibly SEX, shame they're not allowed to date outside their race and are forced to fuck some obese 5"5 paki for the rest of their life
>Russia "started" the conflict in Ukraine and can end it "straight away”, Sir Keir Starmer has said after Vladimir Putin suggested Moscow would regard Western missiles being fired into Russia as a serious escalation of the war.
>>202161791then their quarterlies should have no issues.
>>202161572Last reply I will give to you since you're either literally retarded or trolling. It is not that replacing dry wall is "impossible" (never said that), it's that replacing all the drywall in my two storey house, ceilings included, would be such a pain in the ass, would take so much time and effort, and requires skill and practice to do well that it is simply not worth it for me to do by myself. Not to mention I don't have the time to spend ripping all my drywall out, and don't want it to be unfinished for the months that it'd take to redo. On top of all that, I'd have to spend all my free time working on my house instead of doing literally anything else. The other renovations that need to be done are similar. I don't want an amateur hardwood floor or amateur kitchen renovation, I want nice professionally done work by skilled tradesman, and am willing to spend the money that I make at my job to do so. This is something you are unable to understand apparently and I can only guess it's because you have no idea what it means to be gainfully employed and cannot understand what a dollar is worth.
wish i were a professional poker player
>>202161808lord have mercy i'm bout to BUST
The end of white britain
sir car starter
New Paddington film comes out in just TWO months lads
can feel the onset of diabetes in my right foot. Drinking a fizzy pop or chocolate makes it tingle like mad
>>202160960I got no problem with people that live in Vans and convert them into livable spaces. I just find it extremely cringe and lame that they record themselves doing "life in a van" bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck. You arent special. You are basically a rich homeless person.
>>202161898
>>202161898untreated diabetes can have serious irreparable consequences mate. get to the doctor.
>>202161916Sad part is lots of people do care that's why they do it
>>202161862good post didn't read it though
>>202161898switch to diet pop
>>202161949>>202161953>>202161961triple leaf madness
>>202161916think the film "nomads" shows pretty succinctly why its a bad idea
>>202161432>fencelsdon't exist
>>202161766hijabis love big british cock
>>202161816You know though when you see one that back doors been opened one to many times and probably can't full close any more unless she's volenterily trying clench her sphincter
>>202161984all me
anyone here been punched or glassed or shoved/intimidated or yelled at in a pub
>>202162022yeah some drunk old bloke tried to have a go at my mates and I onceahaha classic
non conscious cucknadian on another bihourly melty
>>202162017was waiting for that gorilla to disintegrate the man's skull but that was a much funnier outcome.
>>202161753still need to play her game
that femcel post reminded me I haven't checked on my CC harem in a while
>>202161986Never seen it...Does a WMAF couple get murdered in their Dodge Promaster conversion van filming their shitty breakfast? Because Ill jack off to it if thats what happens.
>>202161987I remember when I found out the drawing of the chud fella was based on a real life blokehow unfortunate
>>202162022no but I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year
notice how mom is spelled mum in britain but mother isn't spelled muther
>>202161991
looks like heathermong got banned as >>202156364 is on 280 postswhat a shock, irish d iaspora, cuckposting, all the cancer
>>202162054Man I wish women like her would like me but I am ugly. I wish I had friends in the UK so I could visit them
>>202161984at least one, possibly more are just autists on VPNs
>>202160960I have this fantasy we're I get an arab or mizrahim girl to wear a hijab and I dress up in an army uniform and we make role play that ends with me deep dive in the those cheeks, don't know about pakis we don't have them here the ones we got typically got banging bodies but real fucked up hatchet faces so it's rare to find a true qt
>>202162085Hope i never end up like this
>>202162062Imagining your mums wedding night are we?
>>202162085Bro...TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL JESUS CHRIST
>>202162087hope this didn't actually happen
>>202162022ehhh not exactly. Group of builder lads were drinking after work and I accidentally bumped into one of them he kicked off.Suddenly I’m being held by two of them and they drag me to the darkroom
>>202162087lol pants in the tree..like raising a victory flagwhy did they batter you though
>>202162126what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
FRIDAY THE 13TH TOMORROW LADSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>202162085Least cretinous /vt/ poster
theres a fuckoff nail sticking out the middle of my old chair but i cant afford a new onecant count how many times ive slashed my arse getting off
If you guys live in Australia or UK please let me stay at your place I am tired of living in the USA but I want to see what life is like in Australia and UK first
>>202162116Leave me mum out of this and ill leave this out of yer mum.
oblivionchads.... we stay winning
>>202162185Britain is a third world country, if you earn over 35k a year America is superior in every way
have you ever lied but the only reason you lied was to appease someone else and then when you get caught in the lie you have to explain that you're not just a liar but also a pushover
>>202162085Behold: gyaldemfreak
screaming
>>202162208albeit skyrim mods mog everything even other standalone games in recent years.
One of the bullies in our year had a fight with one of the scrawny nerdy lads and pulled his pants down to his ankles and then wrestled him trying to put his finger up his arse while calling him gay.In hindsight I think the other lad might have been the gay one and he was technically raping him while we all just stood in a circle watching and eating our sandwiches.
>>202162185Hey Cody, do you mind shutting the fuck up there dude?!
>>202162208Had a good laugh at these the other day. Apparently a game called Duck Detective was woke because the duck was divorced (duckvorced?)
>>202162101bro is horny as fuck for that muslima puss
is your mothers maiden name peng
>>202162246refuse to believe in the current day of medical knowledge and technology they didn't see this coming from a mile away and despite that chose to have it anyways. bit cruel honestly.
>>202162224Honestly still want to visit I am bored and want to see what it's like. I just need a friend to be there for me I don't care if your a loser I am one too
sir accounting charter
google used to be really good for job searches but its completely gone to shit
>>202162304i looked into this once and basically google went woke
>>202162304apparently companies even put fake job listings up, alongside all the scam shit.
>>202162285He is obviously in a Muslim country where abortion is highly taboo and illegal
Baby hippos are SO in right now.
>>202162253why were you wanking? that does sound gay
>>202162246>bro isn't enjoying life
>>202162304typing Adidas into Google shows you JD sports as the first result (an ad). What's the fucking point?
>>202162152sorry to hear
>>202161862drywall is literally a thing solely because of how fast and cheap it is to use most contractors aren't going to be professionals, they're almost all mongs doing work for you because you're too intimidated to do it yourself, to the point where you will pay considerable amounts an hour. i know because i've worked and talked with people who do it for a living. my ex-landlord made a lot of money because her double digit iq partner would fix houses of her renters and shot up the prices considerablyworst thing is you talk about time being money but you're on /brit/, it's simply bizarre. in this whole conversation you could have easily got a handle on what to do for your first cuckshed project
>>202162246bro worked out at the library
>>202162208My friend had a meltdown because we said this list was retarded
>>202162099just roll her lad, actually I think twtintails is free>>202162083think he got sentenced to death a few months ago
melty melty in the brit thready
>>202162343not sure what you find so humourous about a baby suffering horrendous pain.
>>202162338traded all my baby hippos stickers for dolphin ones because I thought they were in
>>202162152why were you fighting?
Remember when you used to google stuff by typing in keywords of what you wanted or stuff in quotes but then SEO and meta tags and people typing full sentences in took over and now you can't actually search for stuff properly?
sir crop farmer
Sir Subway Surfer
>>202162376Some are totally retarded. like the alien games are woke because they have strong female characters in positions of authority. Like blud did you not see the movie?
>>202162350these greedy corporations make billions then forget why anyone used their products
Fucking retard yank can't read lol
sir near farther
sir poo dooer
>>202162445I'm sure they'd get upset watching the movies, too lol
>2024>using google dot comISHYLDDT
Desktop PC hasn't been turned on in months since I got my new laptop. Feels like a waste just sitting there. Might turn it into a media server or something. What do computer nerds do with extra PCs?
>>202162513duck duck go home, gamer girl
>>202162246
>>202162524use it for tor wanks
demogyatt
Sir Spodo Komodo
>all contractors are mongs that suck at their job>I know because I used to be one also what a hilarious self own lol
>>202160960At age 15 he married Sterna Segal, the daughter of Yehuda Leib Segal, a wealthy resident of Vitebsk, and he was then able to devote himself entirely to study. This is what the goyim took away from me zionism was supposed to restore it but it got subverted on the way, what's the oath now I only see doom and despair
feeling like an actual human being today for whatever reason its nice for a change
the delivery driver was like half a mile from my house and then just left the area without delivering my package, the fuck is that about then
>>202162470you cant run screws into drywall without needing chad to do it for you
sir can opener
>>202162380I got the cat girl and maid
>>202162246I feel sorry for the mum
>>202162567Trussed that cunt up like a Christmas ham
Red squirrels going berserk in the backyard cuz dogberg is on patrol
normal duvet isn't cutting it, might be time to break out the winter one
sat here rubbing my cock
>>202162581>>>/int/cum/
>>202162610ive only just gone back to a duvet after using a blanket all summer
sir cock stroker
young people aren't calling cigarettes "fags" anymore and that makes me angry
>>202162610you know bruv. These togs ain't toggin.
>>202162576you smell bad
>make a shitpost on a completely different board>BANNED FROM THE WHOLE WEBSITE FOR 3 DAYSThere's clearly an issue here.
>>202162610I just have the one duvet year round
need a poo
>there are people itt that actualy play gachajust wank to the porn
Retarded yank can't read lol
>>202162660expecting sensible moderation on 4chan is very foolish
culinary idea: combine boogers and earwax
>>202162650fag = stick, which is what cigarettes resemblegot nothing to do with being hurtful to gays
>>202162116kek
>>202162585nice, I want mad glasses maid, shark and bunda police. engineer too but I don't wanna be greedy
>>202162714then let it sit in the belly button for an hour.
>>202162570Get back to work Matthew
>>202162660but youre not banned. youre posting...you just have to be mindful of the rules... you will learni used to get banned all time. you learn when it is okay to push buttons or not. depends whether other posters are cunt enough to report you for shit. bosrds like /int/ you have to be especially careful it seemed. i was banned here 3 days last time when trump was shot.
>>202162650always felt weird to say desu
>>202162753I report every post on /brit/ I consider to be a violation of the rules.
>>202162660if you didnt get punished harshly for making horrible shitposts then people could easily shit up every board with no real consequences use your head now
the cerebal palsy girl has RUINED taskmaster as expectedtragic stuff
>>202162246Tell me how you can look at this and believe in god
>>202162791I also do this
>>202162753That weekend was a holocaust for britProbably three posters for 72 hours
>>202162791i assume that you will be reporting yourself then?
>can i bum a fag? there's certainly some homosexual insinuation there
dan hodges and peter hitchens have a melty on X (formerly twitter) rn
>>202162753theres nothing to "learn" whether you get banned for any particular post literally depends on whether you upset a janny or not. you know they don't even need to specify an infringing post now? so you can't even compare your post and see if you actually DID break any rules?
>>202162826God would definitely do this it's well funny
>>202162852You dont have the reasoning capacity to understand how little i give a shit, actually
>>202162825cerebral palsy girls probably reach orgasm easier because they’ll already be shaking and twisting on the cock
I wonder whether it's more difficult for a single father or a single mother in dating
>>202162852about what?
May I please person-experiencing-unhousedlessness a cigarette?
>>202162750Oh shit I'm a known lol cow relay need to re evaluate my life
genuinely not motivated to enjoy anything on evenings or weekends. usually just eat dinner then sit in a chair until im tired enough to lie down
>>202162791reported for announcing a report
Anyone here done the army fitness test? Im 32 and 6 months, which means I only have 3 years left to join up before im too old. But i'm quite overweight. Thinking about applying to be an Apprentice Plumber with the army.
>>202162883the penis is absolutely irrelevant to a femoid orgasm in contrast to clit stimulation
YOU! What Wikipedia article are you reading right now? >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwanda%E2%80%93United_States_relations
limerant feelings are coming backthought theyd been vanquished
>>202162825OMGkeki know who you talking about sometimes preppin meself to laff at some comfy comedythen she comes on... and its like... oh godjust cant watch this shit. i dont even understand what shes saying. her jokes arent even funny when i can understand them. the way every word is drawn out coz of her retardation just kills any kind comedic timing too
>>202162892lucy letby
>>202162886Definitely the mother unless she is widowed
Built
Foxtrot…. Uniform… charlie……… Kiloooo
>>202162948she is innocent
>>202162948let her loose letby?
>>202162925https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dreaming
*ruins your panel show*
might become built for BBC
>>202162948Ah yes, or 'Nurse Death' as her colleagues would say
>>202162864yeh but i would learn what rules i hadnt even considered before. and you kinda learn when you can get away with bannable offences but not too much that random assholes start reporting you. its the assholes in the thread you gotta worry about. some places other people literally dont care, others they get pissed off and report you
>>202162910*rearranges your limbic system*
>>202162973Duty, honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii.......
>>202162722I am so horny man I haven't had sex in a year and I see a woman in my gym who looks like mamimi
>>202162973last thing an IRA combatant hears before a hellfire missile blows them to smithereens
>>202162919no but losing weight will let you breeze through it since it's just the beep test and pathetic strength standards
>>202163003>Two babies died and a third collapsed within 72 hours of Lucy Letby telling a colleague she would be "back in with a bang" after her holiday
>>202162981You're a mong for watching panel shows in the first place. Televisual equivalent of slop
>>202162925https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diglossia
>>202162981State of that creatures mouth, looks like something i'd encounter in resident evil
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
>>202162925https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spread_of_Christianity
>>202162985
>>202163043>baby collapsehow can they do that? they cant even stand
>>202162825fucking hell just had a look. awful
>>202162925https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_El-Masri
any tradies in
>>202161135I shat my bed the other day when I had a fever
>>202163149Mate...
>Where's the new, Jeremy?>What?>The new. Where's the new thread?>I thought you were posting the new?>You what? No new?>You fucking idiot, Jeremy! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!>It was a joke, Mark. I was joking. It was a /brit/ joke.>Oh, I see. Oh.>Of course I've posted a new. I posted it at 280, I took ages searching for a picture. It's going to be brilliant.>That looks like a lovely thread. I'm sorry, I... flew off the handle a bit.>That wasn't very /brit/ish.>No, it wasn't. I apologize.
>>202163149
>>202163149Does that fuck up your mattress for good
>>202162791but not BLACKED or avatarfagging except mice or people annoucning reports or spam/flooding because youre whats wrong with 4chan - no copers about it. i wont read your cope (you are objectively in the wrong)
>>202163216>>202163216
>>202163188kek i love that scene
oh no the next edish is looking... a bit shit ahaha
>>202163210easier to toss the sheets and blankets. mattress itself might be fine, might have to steam clean it.
>>202163266>>202163266>>202163266actual new
>>202163243soy freak
>>202163242
Sorry, not using a NSFW thread >>202163307>>202163307>>202163307>>202163307
>>202163210Nah I woke up immediately and threw the covers in the washerIt was literally poo water
About to go see a fit Latina girl
>>202163464fuck off to /cum/ yank
>>202163464Super cute, very dark skin, little older than me and extremely friendly. Bros, how do I keep calm?
>>202163524Sounds like you're pissed that you would need to either convert to Islam or Hinduism in order to date brown women in your country
