tits edition
bet it's peng being a bird
DO THE HASAN do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
>>202177756why are they brown
i did not just cum in my own mouth
so this is rorke apparently
>>202177772think so too
dj diego on the EUSEXUA
>>202177756STOP ITJust let it end I know it seems hard but it's so simpleStop making new threadsLet it go
Ooooh my arsehole smells so good
Just drew a political cartoon for the telegraph depicting Putin drawing a red line on a piece of paper but just behind him is a big pile of pens that have run out of red ink.
>>202177772in what way(s)
absolute scenes in the ASDAhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1726218946539523.webm
one of my lowest points was when I was depressed and I jumped on fortnite to have a few games to cheer me up but ended up in a random squad with some children and they were calling me shit and the worst player they'd ever played with and I just started crying and haven't played since
>coo coo coo
>>202177810can fly
>>202177804samsara innit
gayly sucking a gay willy
>>202177822so can planes
>>202177816Kek this happened to me when I was like 25, thought I'd hop on Fortnite for a bit of fun and the kids were mocking me because I didn't know how to edit really quickly so they kept building around me blocking me in
>>202177816and then those children voted to take away your heating
Snogging leftypols mum
>>202177820very good post
>>202177792what's that then?>>202177831probably peng being a plane
>>202177820love themhate seagulls. they're just too big. they would be fine if they were the size of pigeons
meant to be training the new runt but shes never online
>>202177793adore this gimmick
>>202177816
wonking
Haven’t drank alcohol in 5 days feel like a superhuman rn
>>202177856the seagull is a lovely birdyou're just envious of them because they're so wild and free
screaming
>>202177865:)
>>202177856>hate seagulls??
>>202177876the urges must be unreal
>>202177816Really enjoyed fortnite for a bit, good game.>>202177876Getting on it this weekend?
bradley died
>>202177880>>202177793wish there was some way to keep dangerous animals like this as babies because they would be amazing petsprobably inhumane thoughever
>>202177897Ask your dad how he managed to keep your mum
>>202177889devastating and not funny at all. another victim of barmers britain
>>202177897imagine the poos
>>202177887Nah my body feels like it was rejecting it, the thought made me queasy>>202177888Gonna be going to a rave tomorrow so no doubt getting fully on it (and more)
My mate keeps saying I'm rich because I bought a house but I'm literally in debt to a bank but even then he's like "yeah but it's hard to get approved so youre rich"
>>202177924sir poo farmer
>>202177884>>202177878they're meant to be free in wide open areas so their body proportions are blown up for that. some of the streets round here are about the size of their wing span and they always congregate in the densest areas to raid the bins. they're too big for cities and should never have adapted to it. at least pigeons are proportional to our streets
>>202177917false alarm haha
>>202177846kek
>>202177929which rave this la?
>>202177897pretty sure you could just castrate or flay them and prevent them maturing maybe
thinking of moving away and renting a place, but I'm scared
don't understand how it's possible to have a bad credit score, mine is in the high 700s and i'm a neet
KILL EM KEIR
>>202177933??
BILLS PILE UPSKY HIGHNO NO BABY THIS AIN'T LIVIN THIS AIN'T LIVINNOOO NO NO
this is my world today
>>202177816>>202177845this is ageism. the equivalent of pulling an old mans cane out from under him CALL IT OUT
>>202177964I rinsed a credit card just before I moved
Keir Starmer just drop kicked my nan into the walk in freezer and ran away giggling :(
Vinted is great. im never paying full price for new clothes ever again. mugs game
>>202177944dont know why the press is all so grave about it it was just a little jape
in all seriousness low income pensioners deserve our charity
>>202177964mine was low when a credit card payment failed and was missed. stays on there for years too
>>202177967they can be very sovlvl like all birds
two-tier keir put me in jail for knowingly breaking several laws in broad daylight
nofapnopoonodebtwhen they exhume my skeleton they'll put it in the museums
>>202178007they can have the steam off my piss
>>202177845screaming
>>202177933>some of the streets round here are about the size of their wing spanyou know the difference between a seagull and an albatross don't you lad?
Just not convinced Keir is all that bad to be honest. Im not an 80 year old homeowner so these attacks on him dont really resonate with a broke arsed nigga like me at 32 posting poo on brit
>>202178042who the fuck is albert ross
>broke arsed niggascreaming
>>202177879>Bilal Yusrawhy won't they stop shagging their cousins?
sniff sniff
>>202178023noclue as well
>7 year old bratty girl patient>mong mother: "ye i'm gettin her tested for autism and ay dee aych dee">immediately after check up hands her an iPhone with Roblox on it many such cases!
just fucking screaming lads
>>202178063its their culture rorke you disgusting bigot
>>202178042im exaggerating to make a point. but the roads around here were built for tiny 70s cars. the gulls look absolutely massive in these streets
>>202178073adhd isnt real to begin with youre just a spastic that needs a slap
>>202178080>im exaggerating to make a point*exaggerating to the point where even if you had an argument before, you've fucked it by no longer dealing with reality and instead just looking ignorant
jail those who hurt the feelings of our law enforcement
>>202178095bad faith
are you toil freaks excited about your measly 2 days of freedom coming up?
can't be bothered to train legs, did it for 3 months and stopped doing it. who cares about having a big arse and legs i'm not a gay bottom
Might get an ethiopian in
>*scans nectar card before entering /brit/*
>>202178130looks a bit Mexican
going to become a FIFO miner, feel like that's the australian dream
>>202178105toilberg tricked me into working tomorrow
>>202178125What's the point in any training-for-training's-sake?The non-virgin way to do it is to take up a sport and then do strength training to compliment it, but rorke isn't ready to hear that
my GP was born in 2004
mad how there are men out there who go by the name 'willie'. they should be made to change it.making people think and say the word willy when talking to you is basically rapist behaviour
going to become a FEEFIFOFUM miner
>>202178152a moment of silence for the lost /brit/s of the past
>>202177960flay? you mean spay surely. can't be flaying hippos
>>202178105day an a half if you count the mental toil of a sunday evening
>>202178143Great lifestyle if you're bent and like to see other miner's cocks
could be another trip to the supermarket car park on the cards today
Got my new underwear on3 pairs for £5 from PrimarkCan't understand these mongs who spend like £10 on Calvin Kleins per undie
give women lighter jail sentences so they can stay home and raise our children
>>202178144couldn't use scan and go the other day in Sainsbury's because I forgot my nectar card. Fuming.
>>202178194why the car park and not the shop itself
>>202178178rip in peace lads
>>202178194To do what
>>202178210I do go into the shop and get my shopping but if I spend 30 mins each side sitting in the car then it's a more substantial outing.otherwise I just end up back at home
Who the fuck is paying $200 for a 6-month dating app subscription It's not even the highest tier, which is almost double the price
>>202178180nope I never make mistakes
>>202177814Our generations Steve Austin vs Booker T in the grocery store
>>202178203probably loads of fluff off them
>>202178218read my book, maybe eat a snack and enjoy a caffienated sugar-free beverage
>>202178225I've started reading in starbucks for this reason
>>202178203Primark underwear looks shite, feels shite and doesn't lastPack of nice Next boxers lasts you years
Had a job towards the end of my 20's where I worked with some younger lads and they used to jokingly call me "dad".At least I thought it was a joke at first because I was 5-10 years older than them. Turns out none of them could do anything. I had to teach them how their wage slip worked, how to do basic computer stuff, how to do a weekly shop for £30 instead of the £100 they were spending, how to unblock a drain, how to do a CV. Even let one of them drive my car around the car park because he had never driven a car before.Don't know what's happened to the generation slightly after mine. They all seem a bit too mongy
>>202178225>30 mins each side sitting in the carwhy
>>202178191it's also a great lifestyle if you're a loner freak like me and don't have to worry about causing strain on your relationship/family
>>202177944
>>202178225Doesn't your food melt by the time you get home
>>202178230i read an article alleging that the dating app economy is in freefall and theyre doing wacky stuff to compensate
>>202178256>get to spend more money just to become a walking advertisement
just the other day I had to park on the opposite side of the car park and by the time I got to my car an entire loaf of bread just turned to soup in my bag for life
>>202177964Mine was 600 when I moved here due to lack of history.
>>202178230>$200Clearly says $199.99 you mong
>>202178225this is why i'm glad i'm a 20 min walk from the shops
I bought Agent Provocateur lingerie for my sex doll. She has much better boobs than my ex.She's a standard issue Kimber doll. I think after shipping and taxes, the grand total was something like £684, She's more tan than I'd like, but she got me through the pandemic and is great for cuddling.
>>202178271>>202178274So I'm not sat in the house all day.>>202178281That is a concern but usually it's only chilled stuff so it can tolerate 30 mins in the boot, especially with all the chilled items in the same bag. Doubly so if there's some frozen veg in with them.
The real dividing question nobody dares askBoxers or briefs?
>>202178158There's loads of benefits, on one level it's just good working towards something and seeing improvementI have noticed a change as well in the way I'm treated now that I've been working out and I'm bigger. I got a lot less respect when I was a skinny twink, I also feel like I've mellowed out a lot from regular exercise
>>202178327boxer briefs
>>202178306Nobody's seeing you in your underwear mate
the woke
my pants, uniqlo airism
>>202178256for me it's m&s autograph underwear
you know the poofters are on /brit/ when the underwear chat starts.
>>202178327Those are the baggiest boxers I've ever seen
>>202178342Which are really juat briefs
>>202178327as with everything, the middle ground is the only real answerthose are literally just shorts, and no-one over the age of 10 wears actual pants like that
>>202178327hipster trunks
>>202178327anything other than boxers means you have a small nob
>>202178327stopped wearing boxers because willy dribble would make stains on my trousers
>>202178362they've got legs tho
>>202178327I'm not homosexual (boxers)
>>202178345or as I call them labour
>>202178371you don't dab?c'mon it's 2024 rorke
>>202178323how do you clean the spaff out of those things when you're done with them? does the vagina detach so you can take it out and wash it?
mad how some lads just don't wear underwear at alldon't know how you could walk around like that, knob on jean
Some people on dating apps be like>Hmmm let me use 6 pics in which you can barely make out how I look
>>202178397i dont wear pants in the house
>>202178397Surely you'd end up having to wash your jeans all the time. My boxers have a musky smell after a single day.Whereas I wash my jeans like 2-3 times a year tops.
>>202178327both, i have more pairs of briefs than boxers though i'm thinking of switching to boxers full time as i find briefs sometimes feel like they're squeezing my balls too much
cant be a tradie even though im inclined that way and good at such things because the other tradies will make fun of me for being an autismo
For me it's trunks
>>202178339((()))
>>202178406fuck off
>haven't used the NHS for years>hear about how shit it is>fill out an online form yesterday detailing my symptoms >receive a call today>appointment booked in for MondayWtf what happened to 6 weeks for an appointment? Did you lot lie to me?
>>202178397Mad how some people wear pajamas to bedYou're already under the covers man, why constrict yourself with clothes
>>202178393yes (like any woman does)
>>202178428the so called bbc
>>202178420>Whereas I wash my jeans like 2-3 times a year tops.freak!!!!
>>202178428Cockmogs me!
>>202178428Which are really just briefs
>>202178428For me, it's piccolo
>>202178443surgery for your micropenis is it
nothing more woke than using the term "belief systems" to refer to religions
>>202178467yea what about it
me? used to wear football shorts as underwear in primary school until a teacher discovered me changing for PE behind the blackboard
>>202178468Briefs system
>>202178468not incorrect though is it
tend to avoid white underwear for obvious reasons
>>202178463How fucking so
the magnetic P plate slid off the front of my car somehow, i knew i should've gotten the suction cup kind
>>202178483scrmg
>>202178503whats the P stand for
>>202178483Oh my days rorke
>>202178483Did you have parents?
watching falling down (1993)
>>202178502They're literally just briefs with a little bit more material on your thighsThe core of the boxer vs. brief conflict is tight vs. loose
>>202178525thats what my trousers done yesterday when i was at the shops
Will Lee willy Willy?
>>202178521Penis
>>202178521provisional (in this case provisional 2 as it's a green P)green P plates for some reason seem to be hard to find, i go into shops and all they have is red P plates, it's really annoying
>>202178528So they're literally not briefs
>>202178483you went commando during PE?
>>202178443posted from richmond-upon-thames
A lot of you have the prose of a 16 year old
>>202178443You out rural?
>>202178556Tower Hamlets actually
>>202178432you are scum
>accidentally spaffed when she was putting a jonny on meim so pathetic
>>202178557Know a lot about 16 year olds, yeah? Nonce
>>202178577are you white
>>202178557ye xxxxxx
Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system?System.When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?Cells.Interlinked.What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?Interlinked.Have they left a place for you where you can dream?Interlinked.What's it like to hold your child in your arms?Interlinked.What's it like to play with your dog?Interlinked.Have they let you feel heartbreak?Interlinked.Did you buy a present for the person you love?Within cells interlinked.
>>202178543i know i just wanted a brit who wasnt aware to say paedophile or somethnig hehe
>>202178577this makes women love you more. worst thing you can do in front of them is not spaff or not get hard
>>202178557textbook example of how to declare you're gay without explicitly saying it
>>202178523unironically single mum
>>202178565same thing what with wokies treating wogs as a superior caste
i don't read any of your posts except the ones that are replies to me
(((>>202178567)))
*poot*
>>202178595edge. edge. have you ever been on a edging streak? edge. edge. do they keep you in a state of edging? edge. edge. when your not preforming your edging do they make you goon? edge. edge. rizz. rizz. whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? rizz. rizz. do they teach you to feel sigma to sigma? rizz. rizz. do you long for having your heart rizzed? rizz. rizz. do you dream about being rizzed? rizz. rizz. baby gronk rizzed up livvy dun. rizz. rizz. do you feel there is a part of you thats skibbidy. rizz. rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. why don't you say that 3x (skibiddy edge rizz)
dogberg looking out the window, what does he see?>>202178620
>>20217858816 is legal in this country, and 13 is legal in Germany. You could legally have a massive creampie gangbang with a group of 13 year olds and the german state says thats perfectly legal
don't even read my own posts me
>>202178483i used to use satin boxers as swimwear during the PE classes where we had swimming lessons
Australia driving license requirements are mental
>>202178638dont think thats true>>202178655yet everyone drives like SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>202178618I'm not a darkie I'm English
>>202178638Kys
reading pic relateds autobiography and it's a hoot, honestlyhe's talking about how he wrote his journal by candel-light in a room full of tar and pitch and almost burnt the ship he was traveling on down in a fire and how he kept doing it even after nearly killing himself
I was once tricked into putting in my mouth the example dildo they keep in schools that students use to practice putting on johnnies
>>202178638you're pretty clued up on AOC laws
>drivingloooool its not 1957 anymore normal people cycle or walk to work now
reasonable blackman
>>202178655it's not that difficult here in qld, if you're over 25 you don't need the driving hours and go straight to P2 and only have to hold it for 12 months before getting a full licence (that's what im doing now)
>>202178638I will now emigrate to Germany.
>travelling to workloooool its not 1957 anymore
DON'T YOU BOYS KNOW NOTHING?THE USA IS THE CENTRE OF JERUSALEM
>workloooool its not 1957 anymore we have bennies now
might become a cop and kill criminals
>>202178631mental illness
driving is fun
rorke lifts, plays sports and is a shaggerleftypol is a virgin who plays hearthstone and wanks to tranny porn
>>202178729reckon you'll just harass normal people and let criminals do as they please
>>202178638The age of consent in Germany is 14, provided that the partner is not older than 21. However, if the partner is over 21, it could be considered an offense if there is exploitation or abuse of the younger person's lack of ability to self-determinate. For relationships with someone aged 16 or older, there are generally no restrictions regarding the age of the partner.
fart
>>202178638very concerning post
>>202178743rorke debates the AOC on 4chan (despite being a virgin) while Leftypol is out shagging alt-girls and making friends grow up
>>202178602my gf used to get so upset because she could never make her previous partners cum through bjs, handies or her riding on top. When she got with me she was so excited by how easily she can make my cum.
>>202178679We're talking about age of consent, not a US politicians congressional record
Diego's only being bvsed again isn't he
>>202178743both rorke and leftypol are the 2nd one, deano is the first one
>>202178743rorke absolutely wanks to trannies
>>202178748australian police usually carry guns so they have nothing to fear from most crims
It is quite literally legal for a 20 year old to have sex with a 14 year old in Germany
>>202178749>Germany is 14, provided that the partner is not older than 21.mad ting
>>202178764>previous partnersohnonono
>>202178794being a male lion would be based>just sit around looking majestic all day while women do all the hunting and care for the cubs
give the 21 year old migrant workers 14 year old german blonde girls
If the age of consent is 16 in pretty much every Western country, why is the public image that 18 is the youngest you could have sex with?
>>202178796>>202178804stop thinking about 14 years olds doing it
aussie freak minmaxxing life again like the autistic zoomer he isIn Germany you can bang 13 year olds and that is the truth
>>202178821Have to worry about another male coming along and ruining it all though
>>202178813pipe down adults are talking
>>202178838Stop thinking about what?
>>202178836yanks
watching the walking deadgovernor is attacking the prisonandrea is casually chatting instead of trying to get the pliers on the ground and save herself
12 hours from now I'm gonna be eating pussy
had 3 pairs of h&m boxers which have lasted me years
>>202178849You can do that anywhere to be fair
>>202178838nothing wrong with thinking about things
rorke's holey boxers
>>202178868haitian detected
>>202178821you would be one of the runt lions that gets no sex then gets swiftly expelled from the pack to die to some Ngubu poacher in the grasslands alone
leftypols chastity cage
>>202178887no evidence that happened
>Thus far, impress’d by New England writers and schoolmasters, we tacitly abandon ourselves to the notion that our United States have been fashion’d from the British Islands only, and essentially form a second England only – which is a very great mistake
>>202178889this post seems rather cruel and unnecessary
Wish I were a runt lionJust strolling around the savannah all day looking for warthogs to kill, shag and eat
>>202178913obsessed
>>202178889
been running a calorie deficit for three days and I still don't have a six-packwhat a fucking waste of time
>>202178887Blacks are notorious for not eating pussy
>>202178836people trying to distance themselves from ever being seen as a nonce even though most 16 year old girls are pretty much fully developed both physically and emotionally (by which i mean they're still pretty childish but most women never really emotionally develop past 16 regardless)
just get them shagged
>>202178896>Smokers Die YoungerRelative of von Moltke the Elder?
>>202178913Enjoy your German-inspired federal nanny state, Whitman! You stupid fuck!
>>202178940utterly nonsensical post
Imagine if a (legal) young woman knocked on your door and offered to have a quickie for some cash
>>202178969yeah?
>>202178790No mate the gun is for shooting dogs.
>>202178987how much money and how attractive is she?
you look lonely i can fix that
>>202178763swear I've seen video clips of destiny arguing that having sex with underage children isn't unethical or some shiterorke is out shagging art hoes and doing coke with his deano mates in the spoons toilet
it should 8 in my humble opinion
>>202178998as long as they limit it to certain breeds
>>202179019*Aims my elephant gun at you*What should be 8Lad?
can't enjoy films unless i'm on opioids
>>202179024They love it
leftypol talking about having sex, despite being a virgin. curious!
>>202179024*gulps*um... the number of australian states of course! it's long past time north island and south island were annexed... haha...
>>202179044Right well stop that
smoking meth
don't believe that lad is smoking meth
>>202179044have you tried watching them while very drunk?works for me
Thing is
>>202179057You're lucky you remembered which ones are territories
vitamin b12 overdose
Right so anyways
>>202179087A very good scifi horror movie
>>202179078i don't really drink anymore since i discovered opioids, they make alcohol feel lame in comparison
dunno what the difference between a territory is and too lazy to find out
smoking nigga weed blunt
>>202179125Have you considered attending a narcotics anonymous group to break free of your drug addiction?
feeling fat, might get fatter
>>202179125which ones nigga!
seven is heaven
>>202179120>fighting an alien that can turn into anything or anyone>alright gang! let's split up and look for clues!retarded movie
swear on me mum Q used to bring up the reply box>>202179139synanon looks good
>>202179139i don't have a problem with substance abuse, i abuse substances to bury my other problems>>202179146tapentadol, it's a cheaper addiction than when i was an alcoholic believe it or not
>>202179176the perfect bum
>>202179176clenched bum cheeks
*clicks my fingers and makes the new appear*
>>202179176lovely that
>>202179212>>202179193stop objectifying her
>>202179258She's the one dressing like a slut
>>202179232>>202179265
>>202179266>>202179266>>202179266noo
