*monkey's paw curls*Australians are BANNED from this edish
THIS IS THE THREAD
for fucks sake
*enters /brit/*
>>202179292me in the back
>>202179291OUT
rorke's holy boxers
beautiful blue sky outside, ladslove september. best month for weather imo
I just need a day of peace and quiet to get my head together so I can sort my life out. (This is the 378th day in a row I've been saying this)
>>202179329you've been down to long in your smelly bedroom
>>202179335Oh piss off
just woke upany highlights from the last couple of threads?
>>202179361t. sun-hating virgin
>>202179372I've mad some excellent posts, didn't get any (You)s must have been a mistake
>>202178913>>202178961Nah the essay was actually pro Spanish, weirdlyhttps://ucbcluj.org/2016/06/01/a-letter-by-walt-whitman-the-spanish-element-in-our-nationality/>Many leading traits for our future national personality, and some of the best ones, will certainly prove to have originated from other than British stock. As it is, the British and German, valuable as they are in the concrete, already threaten excess. Or rather, I should say, they have certainly reach’d that excess. To-day, something outside of them, and to counterbalance them, is seriously needed.>To that composite American identity of the future, Spanish character will supply some of the most needed parts. No stock shows a grander historic retrospect — grander in religiousness and loyalty, or for patriotism, courage, decorum, gravity and honor. (It is time to dismiss utterly the illusion-compound, half raw-head-and-bloody-bones and half Mysteries-of-Udolpho, inherited from the English writers of the past 200 years. It is time to realize — for it is certainly true — that there will not be found any more cruelty, tyranny, superstition, &c., in the resume of past Spanish history than in the corresponding resume of Anglo-Norman history. Nay, I think there will not be found so much.)>As to the Spanish stock of our Southwest, it is certain to me that we do not begin to appreciate the splendor and sterling value of its race element. Who knows but that element, like the course of some subterranean river, dipping invisibly for a hundred or two years, is now to emerge in broadest flow and permanent action?Well, I hope he's happy in his grave
>>202179265AAAAAAA
spreading my arse and pushing my hole against the living room window
birthday tomorrow, ladsnone of my mates are availablelooks like i'll be sitting in my room drinking by myself haha
got raped
>>202179404OUT NOW>>202179419Wanna go pub?
>>202179419>none of my mates are availableat least you have mates
The 17yo gf
>>202179419mad how much shagging was going on at new years
>>202179429He obviously doesn't, no mate would let a mate be alone on his birthday mate
>>202179419>mates won't make time for you on your birthdaynot really mates are they
>>202179419Any parents no?
>>202179419just described my last 6 birthdays haven't had a friend in years
>>202179424
>>202179431what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
caring about birthdays is feminine
>>202179464>>202179459they've got pretty valid reasons not to be available desu
Lucky, lucky, lucky me!I'm a lucky son of a gun.I work eight hours, and sleep eight hours.That leaves eight hours for fun.
pensioners turning to onlyfans to keep the house warm in winter
you watched any good films lately? any recommendations?
EMERGENCY /brit/ MEET UP TOMORROW
where's a nice place to go for Christmas?
just had to buy a tshirt in XLgrim, need to get back to the gym pronto
>>202179532yeahyeah
>>202179515Cope that
all horror monster motifs are based on human psychological fearsvampires represent the machiavellian outsiders who parasitize society and morally corrupt your women/children, literally (figuratively) sucking the lifeblood of your culture and corrupting its heritagewerewolves represent the nonthinking barbarian outsiders who can only consume and rape, and fear of the bestial masculinity that goes along with that in contrast to the more ordered, sedate, sexless societyzombies represent mob mentality and ideological totalitarianism, the literal enemy that cannot be reasoned with and turns everyone they touch into another one of themslasher movies represent the fear of our own decadence and hedonism and the unexamined corners of our imperfect history and cultural guilt
>>202179543in-law's
Turns out my appointment with a GP isn't with a GP but a physician associate and it's not in person but over the phoneSo less impressed with the NHS but nevertheless better than nothing
>>202179499He raped high on drugs then was extremely remorseful afterwards. What's the verdict? Is he gay or not?
>>202179489yeah parents and a brother
>>202179530millennials inheriting moldy homes
why have we give more money to ukraine than the yanks this time? we should get a vote on things like this surely, for £600m you could build tens of thousands of houses
>>202179532Legends of the Fall was alright
>>202179431wtf
>>202179532Good Will hunting
>>202179550that's still only medium in america thoughbeit
>>202179520im guessing you've only just invited them. giving them just a few hours of notice essentially
>>202179566The guy he raped was also a sex offender so little sympathy from me
>>202179589no i invited them at the start of the month, they're all either working or not in the area
>>202179567Visit them and have a cake lad, watch a film with your brother
>>202179562AHAHAHAHAHA they mugged you right off. The NHS is SHIT
>>202179532Rounders (1998)
>>202179566on the list for the chopping block when I restore the death penalty as PM
>>202179543chechnya
>>202179562tell them, the physician's associate, no thanks as you want to speak to an actual doctorreally make it clear that you do not consider their time or advice valuable or in any way comparable to that of an actual doctor
mad how being white still means something in some parts of the world, would have expected the fascination would have got old by now
>>202179612parentbergs are a 100 mile drive away, brother's in london
keep 100% of your claimg4claims ~~
>>202179609so they deliberately made plans on the day of your birthday despite the advanced noticed. they're not your mates.
>>202179642I hear it's fairly easy to shag in asia as a tall white lad
>>202179652that's a bit of a cynical way of viewing it
for me it's hunting for good willies primarily on grindr
>in-law's
>>202179562>Hello I need a doctor>Best I can do is a phone call with someone who barely speaks English or someone on work experienceClap for the NHS!
>>202179663That ship sailed about 5 years ago
>>202179644Come to Pengdon - go to a museum.
>>202179687that is 100% gay
>>202179719hs
>>202179265what do you have against australians? they're really nice people
yeah just get yourself out there on your birthday, to a museummaybe stop in and get a quick coffee while you're at it
>>202179532Once Were Warriors and Wake in Fright
>>202179738bore off 190
It's over ;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xBW3AsUy4
>>202179642I hate being fetishised for my race as then all my actions are as a microscope, I understand why blacks chimp out, it's because they can and have nothing to lose.
>>202179746excuse me mate?
REAL men go for older women
>>202179633>>202179695Well apparently they need to have graduated and undertaken post graduate training to take up that role so they're not as unqualified as you're making out
>>202179742i do lots of stuff alone, i've been on tons of day trips and a couple holidays alone, and i frequently go for long hikes or trips to the pub by myself. i always enjoy it
>>202179742Yeah and visit his brother you mongloid.
doing a kino dance
>>202179749don't careclarkson may and hammond are symbols of a pale, male and stale britain that we are better off without
>>202179663If you mean SEA creatures then it's because white is symbolic of being from the west and therefore rich.
>>202179676they knew it was your birthdaythey made other plans for the day, despite the invitation a month in advanceis that the behaviour of a friend?
>>202179738
>>202179776read that as "couple's holidays alone" and was about to rip into you
>>202179768Milf hunter are you
get the milves hunted
>>202179786I remember unironically hearing that phrase in 2010 when I was 13 during the election (referring to Clegg/Cameron/Brown) and my jaw dropped to the fucking floor.Mad how mild of a phrase that is 14 years later given how globohomo everything's become.
https://vocaroo.com/1aebDELkPp4p
>>202179848
>>202179770>Undergraduate integrated Master of Physician Associate Studies programmes are now available and these courses require A-levels or equivalent for entry.It can literally just be some mong who did biology at a-level (or a foren who has an "equivalent qualification" from their country) and is doing a shitty government ran programme
any moo deng man in
it's honestly shocking how much living standards have declined since 2019feels like a different world entirely
>>202179848>18 minutesyou are having a larf mate
>>202179839Your jaw dropped to the floor when you heard the phrase "male, pale and stale" when you were 13 years old in relation to the party politicians of the time?What the actual fuck are you talking about lad.
we live in a society
mad how fish and chips now is so expensive that it's basically a gourmet mealback in the 2010s fish and chips was a cheap and cheerful meal i'd get after work if i couldn't be arsed cooking. £5 for a nice big mealnow it's like £12. simply not worth it
>>202179909leave it on reddit next time
>>202179909Not me. I live in my bedroom
>>202179903yeahjust criticising the political candidates for being whiteI couldn't believe what I was hearingthink that's the moment I became a rorke
>>202179795what did i ever do to you?
FTSE has hardly moved at all for the past 4 months.What the hell is going on
>>20217992514.60 for large cod
>>202179951Nothing friend. It's from the movie 'Borat'. I couldn't resist
>>2021799256 quid at the chippy near me for a sausage supper (you get two sausages and lots of chippies)
>>202179976you're demented if you're willing to spend this on fish and chips honestly
>>202179875It's not a shitty government run course though it's a postgraduate degree
sex erotic
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/480364253/#480370584All the top comments read like bots
>>202179925Picked up a big bag of doritos in tesco and saw they were £2.50 and I stood staring at them for a few minutes confused before putting them back on the shelf and deciding they're not worth it.
I tired of them puttin' chemicals in the water
comments cant read
The fully-qualified physicians associates are on their way to see your gran at her GP appointment.
>>202180024dumb crossposter>>>/tv/203492521
>>202180043american sausages are fucking rank
>>202180001It say's undergraduate in the title mate and you only need an a-level to do it.
>>202180037honestly it's not.shite like doritos or chocolate are basically just drugs, they provide no nutrition and they're consumed purely for the dopamine response at the expense of your health
>>202180037aldi doritos are better, less than a pound
>>202180065hot dogs =/= sausages
>>202179994Same but the batters always greasy and peels off. How hard is it to make crispy batter
big autistic fun time
>>202179980oh i thought it seemed familiar
>>202180072Well if this is the hoop I have to jump through to get referred to a specialist I'll just have to do it won't I
>>202180086LOL im not eating aldi food
what're your thoughts on the bombing of dresden, lads?a war crime or a justifiable target?
mans gonna die waiting to see a "specialist" who just googles his symptoms
>>202180141100 percent a war crime
>>202180141nothing to do with me
>>202180141>>>/his/
scarn on
>>202180141>war crimenot real
balls
labour aren't going to do a single fucking thing to fix the tory's mess are they?
>>202180141don't have any opinions on anything that isn't affecting me at this present moment in time
>>202180141bum her harris i think
the thing about modern era, say post WW2, is that everyone is working all the timeit used to be the man would work, and the woman would be at home. division of labour from early on, like 20 most people would be married alreadybut now people stay single well into their 30s and have to do everything by themselveswe are miserable as a result. everyone is poorer. no one is having childrendisastrous
>>202180022any time i spy a squirrel in the garden he has disgusting nipples on show and horrendous little claws. genuinely evil creatures
>>202180189Just pay more tax, you fuxking bhenchod
The physician's associate will see you now.
>>202180189they're digging a bigger hole and asking us to all jump in
>>202180206what a fascinating worthwhile insight that no-one else has noticed
>>202180226
>>202180115You never know, you might get someone that has just graduated from an actual English uni and knows what they're doing and is being a physicians associate for a bit before they go become a GP or something.
>>202180206who did this?
>>202180162No mate it's british culture.>>202180141Was a thread on outer /int/ a while back where lads were talking about what there grandparents were doing during wwii. Was an interesting thread but one post stood out to me. A brit posted saying his grandfather was a bomber in the raf. He said it's funny to think his grandfather probably killed hundreds of mostly civilians. It is crazy to think that when I see an old man here he possible killed hundreds of german civilians. That really changed my perspective so now when I see elderly men, I salute them and I wear a poppy all year round.
>>202180226she looks nice
>>202180240ktim
>>202179848don't like knowing that /brit/ posters are sentient beings capable of cringe-shit like this - I don't like knowing you people have voices, or faces, or beliefs, or physical bodies. to me you lot are just a chatbot I scream nonsense at - this shatters the illusion totally.
it's funny how every progressive movement or policy that has been implemented within the past 70 years has done nothing but increase the net amount of misery in the worldwomen forced to wageslave, trannies molesting children, infants being murdered before even being bornfeels very very demonic
>>202180240Cockmogs me!
>>202180240do orangutan females even feel it?
>>202180206my gf just saw your post and casually said to me in a single tone, without taking her eyes from the screen "this guy is definitely a virgin"
>>202180274who cares?
>>202180265>before even being bornnot an infant then, and therefore not murder
>>202180274It's time to put the porn down mate
>>202180240why is he not cumming
did deegz ever recover from this
>>202180274i think for monkeys and that it doesnt really matter because theyll just get a smack if they complain
>>202180247My grandad died in Germany during WWII. Fell out of a watchtower
>>202180288babies are still babies even if they're still in the womb
Might put the heating onAnd manufacture a bacon sarnoid in the kitchenAm doing alreet there me lid
>>202180312abortions happen before they're babies
>>202180280gf yeah? exists does she? doubt it
>>202180296same for humans. the bbc myth endures because when sbc fucks a woman he just hits her into submission
>>202180313bacon bacon mutty timescurtis bacon all the wayy
>>202180284if female orangutan's aren't being sexually pleasured one of us have to step up>>202180296they aren't monkeysthey are apesThere are 8 extant apes - chimps, bonobos, 2 gorilla species, 3 orangutan species and us please don't say something so stupid again
it's a load of racist rubbish if you ask methese healthcare workers are as good at any doctor educated here in the UK
>>202180306>My grandad died in Germany during WWII.same. A bloke fell out of a watchtower onto him
>202180306Aha hilarious, saw that one on reddit.
dont need to peay for heating. just have 2 covers
What temperature do you lot set the heating to come on at?Mine kicks in at 18.5c
Ok I will eat it!!
>>202179932Rorke on film
might go to scranton in the USA to get me lunch
get them housedget them inserting catheters into shivering pensioners
>>202180364haha good one ain't it
>>202180371big fan of your work mate
>>202180371love gingerbread me
>>202180380and make the pensioners wank them off for a day of heating
when we rising up i had enough
>>20218036917'cmight have to revisit that though because I currently have a cold
>>202180371too scared to say "gingerbread man"
>>202180415to be fair video games are a really shit hobby to have
>>202180348qualifications are a load of shite anyway. doesnt teach you anything. education only exists to justify higher salaries to a certain elite
>>202180371>>202180423woke digestives
>>202180433maybe, but women don't have hobbies so they should keep their whore mouths shut
>>202180371serving suggestion is wrapped in ribbon being hugged by an iced gingerbread person yet they provide none of the provisions to do sothis is how they get you
>>202180371wish i could go to the shops and find interesting things but i always get overwhelmed by choice anxiety and just leave
>>202180415none of them were wife material
rorke refusing to eat the gingerbread people unless he can see the perfectly sculpted and throbbing dough cock between his legs
rorke giving his gingerbread man a massive willard and a hitler stache to one up the woke mob
hitler should have won
just a standard /int/ thread i guess>>202180297
>>202180472things would be much worse
ah yes the horrible miserable shit-eating modern institution known as "dating"
gingerbrtheyd
>>202180415there are plenty of in door girls who love video game guys
>>202180469>>202180471
>>202180465lel yeah that is a bit weird actually
>>202180371Way to early. FUcking woke at it again
normies don't have hobbiesif you actually have a hobby (a proper one like being an artist or musician) it indicates that your are neurodivergentnormdrone NPC's lack the cognition or introspection needed for a real hobby
>>202180494But theyre all mingers
>>202180241It's a Bengali name but it's also tower Hamlets so as a good of a chance they were born here as not
Sat like a gay with my legs crossed. Way up on the thigh crossed.
>>202180499secretary bird
My hobbies are fishing and weightlifting
>last train home (on a friday) is at 9pmfuck off scotrail
>>202180515*starts flamboyantly stamping on you like a secretary bird does a snake*
>>202180472until hitler racism, antisemitism and eugenics was pretty mainstreamthen he sperged out and did it in such a comically evil way that no one dared touch it againhistory would've been better had he simply never existed
>>202180501If you think this is early then the Xmas stuff started being put out last week of July, I started seeing the Maltesers Reindeer bars put out then
i sit in the flamboyant legs crossed configuration all the time. looks gay but i find it comfy
owen
>>202180518once lost a toilberg because he was caught shagging his secretary bird aha
>>202180501fuck I thought they were from last Christmas, but it's nearly nearly Christmas again
>>202180538That's why I've stopped going out in town
>>202180533>animal abuse and toxic masculinityno but it's giving ick
currently don't have any hobbies, barely exist desu
>>202180547remember when he mugged off that goalkeeper child
defeat of the nazis was a strategy to absorb and legitimise fascism under western control. if the nazis had won we would unironically be free right now
>>202180576I hate women
you would think for a gingerbread style digestive biscuit they'd make the effort of putting a gingerbread face motif made of icing on the non-chocolate side of the biscuits. Or make the biscuits gingerbread.but nah in today's world they just add essence of ginger bread oil extract monobenzene-2-ethyl-dione (E252, not suitable for sale in the EU or USA) to the existing digestive biscuit mix
>>202180574buses cost £2 basically everywhere now
>>202180501Shops starting bringing christmas stuff out earlier these days because it stops people rushing to buy everything in the last couple of months and going broke>t. knower
>weightliftingruining your health and longevity by lifting unnatural heavy weights excessively is not a hobby
>>202180574fucking joke
off to the co-op for lunch, will get something festive and report back
>steam families is here
>>202180624alright billionaire spare some loose change for the rest of us
>>202180620reckon it is
>>202180620You're clueless
>>202180619commerce doesn't give a shit if people go broke
>>202180620You're pooless
who even is a "gamer" anymoregames are shite now
best mate found his wife playing world of warcraft
>>202180648got 4 games on steam, no friends, no groups or whatever
>>202180686better than finding her with a black fella
>>202180686i found my oneitis there too but i was too pussy to follow up on it
>>202180670Games have been shit for 20 years now. Its like the Simpsons was only ever good for 8 out of the 30 years theyve been about
>>202180708bizarre post
>>202180660>you WILL destroy your health with the heavy weights goy, you want to be muscular right?
>>202180686why was she hiding that from him?
roosters getting dabbed on by the panthers lads
>>202180729bizarre post
>>202180718yep
games aren't art
>>202180670You have to find your niche, AAAs are all terrible.
considering getting a job but they all require experience I don't havewhat is a sensitive young man with 130iq meant to do for money?
just remembered when mark showed up dressed like this for a job interview
>>20218071Mmm yes I'm sure this time period in no way coincides with your advancement from child to adult and longing for earlier years
>>202180670the only good games coming out in the past few years are remakes of games from 15+ years agostill kind of annoys me that zoomers demand everything get remade rather than just going back and playing the original
humans only have a finite number of heartbeats per lifetime anyway, you shouldnt really be "working out" to begin with just stop eating slop and stop driving everywhere and youll be fine
i warned ya folksi warned ya sistai'm the newbad characteeeeeeeeeeer
>>202180740
every one of my peers who's a "fitness freak" looks like haggard shit now and has some kind of chronic painturns out the human body isn't designed to run aimlessly for an hour every day and lift needlessly heavy weights for no reason
>>202179742People who are this pathetic should simply be shot
total scotrail death
Why do women say they love guys that read but hate guys that play video games? I don't really play vidya but what difference does it make?They aren't going to ask about my book. They aren't going to ask about my game. I'm going to fuck off for a few hours on my own and either stare at some pages or stare at a screen.Is it literally just the instagram aesthetic of having a boyfriend reading a book vs the stereotypical nerd hunched over his PC screaming at league of legends? I read books hunched up on my smelly bed with my gay glasses on, it's not a pretty sight.
>>202180765should get a uc sanction for that
what was ian watkins laptop password again?
>>202180803didn't read this dogshit frogpostfuck off
>>202180791Your "peers" in what exactly? They're not your friends, so what are they to you?
>>202180759whatever it is the other brainlets do
>>202180784bizarre response
any messages for the french?
Glad my life has improved significantly so I don't feel the need to moan on /brit/ about my life.Had a v nice birthday with the missus the other day
>>202180822how come him is wearing dat
>>202180791When you say fitness freaks it's more just runners. There's a thing called 'runner's face' and it's that runners are exposed to more sun and don't use suncream/it gets washed off with sweat so they look older, it's also bad on your joints.
>>202180818strongly prefer not to say
>>202180818ian watkins shouldn't have been culpable as he was drunk and high off his face. the mothers forced him into it
>>202180828which is? I just looked up a data centre job cos I am not a retard and can use computers"up to 25k DOE" and this is in Londonwhat the fuck? you make more on the tills at Aldiwhat the fuck is the point of this country anymore
>>202180791Running for an hour each day and lifting weights does not constitute being a "fitness freak"
>>202180825Not very nice. It was a very good post
next week... back up to 20cso get in there
>>202180794We are sorry to announce that 12:30 train to Milngavie is delayed by approximately 12 minutes, please wait for further notice. We are sorry to announce that the 12:30 train to Milngavie is cancelled due to, a fault with the signalling system, please wait for further notice.
read the court docs from ian watkin's trial oncehe was a bit of a wrongun to say the least lads, the very least
https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/7410842037622263073?lang=en
>>202180856just the way his jeans are
>>202180855copethere's no fate that can't be surmounted by scorn
>>202180855My life has improved significantly yet I still go through periods of 'pression, there's no escape.
>>202180857>it's also bad on your joints.Not really, only if you run with bad form and don't give time to recover.
>>202180903Is that a real animal
>>202180910Quite possible
>>202180904Yes I am coping very well thanks
>>202180910Every runner's legs are blown out completely by the time they hit 50
>Hell's Kitchen star admits he was cautioned for gross indecency in public toilet with two other men... HELL'S Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay was once cautioned for gross indecency in a public toilet, The People can reveal today
>>202180857>>202180791Skinnyfat goblincels pretending to be health scientists after 2 hours of scrolling reddit threads 6 months ago
>>202180910Form mitigates some stress on joints, but doesn't remove it.
>>202180946>I am copinglol he admitted it
>>202180803reading books implies gaining knowledge which implies learning new ways to gain power/status/money/whatever which benefits their safety or simply broadening your mind which can be used to improve yourself which also benefits themplaying video games implies someone wasting their time doing the exact same repetitive shit for hours on end to drown out a grim reality
>>202180857and also the excessive oxidative stress caused by over-exerting your body regularly
Swimming is probably the best exercise in the world
>>202180949Not true at all, you'd see loads of 50+ running normally at your local parkrun if you ever left the house
>>202180958you are ruining your body, the consensus is clear
>>202180994shame you have to get naked in front of children to do it
>>202180998Old runners doesn't mean long-time runners thoughever
>>202180958Nice projection. Just wear suncream and don't get too thin and you'll be alri.
>>202180963"Stress on joints" does not cause injury, it builds strong tendons, bones and muscles.
>>202181013Excuse me?
>>202181013more concerning being in a pool with their wee and poo
>>202180984What if I just read fantasy novels?
>>202180987Pseudo-science
>>202180998No you dont. You see 20-45 maximum out there and the occasional over 50 but dont cope about it
>>202180938thats an orse
>>202180994don't have a pool and i'm scared to swim in the ocean because of sharks and jellyfish, this is australia after all
>>202181050Sauna at my gym always stinks of piss, I think blokes go for a shower and just piss in their shorts and then go to the sauna.
>>202181059You are speaking from non-experienceYou can easily look up parkrun age ranges online
>>202181053dunno maybe that would give a woman the ickbut it's still immersing yourself in a narrative and learning about humanity and stuff because even the most far fetched of fantasy books has to be rooted in human struggle/emotion to have any readership
when i was young there was just a bench that old men would get their willies out to dry off. nowadays it's all individual stalls and unisex. woke mob at it again
>>202181062why does he wear the boots with the fur(the fur)
>>202181094>>202181094>>202181094
Abracadabra!*Waves my wand and a new appears*
>>202181098You shouldn't pick your hobbies based on whether women find them attractive.
>>202181093Ah yes the parkrun website will clear this up for us