gyaldem edish
bad santa (2003). funny.
>>202184412roar
>>202184278It doesn't really work like that lad she has a dominant side too, I've done it with previous girls where I made them sign a slave contract and all that goes with it but she has more mental fortitude. She's not a daddy issues runt just shags good
the jav wife, and you?
I have a new ASMRfu but don't want her exposed to the kind of people who frequent this app
All in here>>202184393>>202184393>>202184393
rubbing mustard on my tits and calling myself the walrus
crazy how i can have sex whenever i want with the gf and yet now after 5 years i cant be bothered except a couple times a weekeven the wacky stuff like pegging and all i just find too much of an effort to bother withneed me some of whatever it is that theyre putting in the french drinking water
poo barmer is going to allow british missiles to be fired into russia rodayimagine how tragic it would be if putin flattened london in responseimagine how many people would die
Invented a new way of wearing a hoodie (keeps ears warm)Thoughts?
>>202184431Give us a photo lad blur out the face
>>202184436been feeling for a Yuri Honma goon soon but I can't let Yui Hatano go just yet
>>202184457already found her and asked her to do a match lighting video
>>202184436For me? Sana, lad.
>>202184466Fuck off
>>202184496Inshallah desu
>>202184492crazy how you just reddit spaced in /brit/
>>202184513Nah I wouldn't risk it particularly with the AI research thing going on. She's rail thin at 165cm
>>202184492Do you watch porn?
>>202184546alright?and what?
Fucking abysmal thread so far.
still miss being in high schoolim 22, and left school during the start of covid and its paranoia, so it didnt feel like i truly lefti have first in a good degree but it in my mind i still feel 16
>>202184568FOY
>>202184564leave it on reddit next time yeah
>>202184499rorke's drip
just sort of sat here wondering what happened to me that i became this wayi used to be so optimistic and creative and open-minded, now it's basically torture to do anything other than watch youtube and post here
>>202184496that would be a damn shame, damn, damns shame, 9 million dead (including me), really hope that doesn't happen haha
>>202184580high school isn't a yankism
>>202184499i reckon if i had worn a hoodie i could have lessened the impact of the durian and wouldnt have hurt as much. picrel is me btw
>>202184568exactly the same lad, felt like a missed a good 2 years of really important development which I can't go back and fix/finishin my final year of uni at the moment and I still haven't really achieved anything I wanted to
>>202184526>The 1st Full English SingleKtim
>>202184594FOY
>>202184589Cheer up pal at least uh... well you see the thing about life... this thing we call life is... uh... cheer up buddy
>>202184589You probably got redpilled/blackpilled over time at some point and realised it's all inconsequential and pointless, jews will win in the end so why bother x
>>202184389gay
>>202184533Bit rude
>>202184593it's going to happenpuntin has sent a nuclear sub to britain this morning
>this bumder went to high schoolbet he went to prom too
>>202184584i'm currently posting on here though aren't i you spackerget your head checked and fuck the fuck off
>>202184589pm me hun x
i went to prom AND the after-prom party
>>202184604i just graduated a couple of months ago lad, my advice is to make the most of your last year - go out as much as possible, have fun, but also dont neglect your degree ofc
>>202184598forgot the pic. i shall turn off my pc out of shame
>>202184598Are there many gingers in your village
>>202184640nice reddit spacing virgin
So we're all agreed right, if it kicks off, we're not going? Send the Nigerians or something.
>>202184636no the prom got cancelled due to covid lolschool just ended and that was it, no big send off
>>202184665Why his nose look like when I sit on an eggplant
what a shame
if poo barmer allows british made missiles to be fired into russia do you think putin would be justified in shelling bradford?
>>202184687What shenanigans do they get up to in Minster
I am entitled to sex from hot women, but I am not allowed to redeem it. If this debt is not repaid soon, gamers must rise up.
starmer and his autistic lawyer background and mentality means that he wont back down because he sees himself as just or whatevergrim
>>202184687feel like threads (1984) may have been exaggerating a bit
I feel like poorer people are more likely to get marriedPooling resources Less likely to travel internationally Maybe less focus on career advancement
>>202184687>Snodlandfuckin roarirang
>>202184689As long as he doesn't forget Luton, Leicester and Blackburn
i can seperate the art from the artistfind people who can't weird
>>202184751Getting married early is poor people behavior yeahgenerally they have nothing to do but shag and get drunk
american and british missiles directly attacking russia is the start of WW3 whether you like it or not
Scrandemicus
if ww3 starts on a weekend I'll be mildly annoyed
>>202184763went there once, cute train station
>>202184776Why are you ciabattas so small
>>202184670nh ive only seen ginger once irl as far as i can remember>>202184679i cant eggplant this
>>202184687Colchester rightfully restored as Britannia's capital
>>202184776needs more poo sauce
>>202184589I’ve always been sort of a distracted mong who can’t put much effort inOnly have really studied hard like twice in my life I’m learning a language and also plan to do some certification programs so wish I could stop being so distracted
>>202184776ciabatta be kidding me
>>202184770*Brings out comically large magnifying glass and looks at you through it*And what do you get up to lad?
Not in work today because my boss is a based Anglo Genxer and believes in a 4 day work week while paying me for 5 days.
if /brit/ got shut down what would you doi reckon id just start talking to myself
>>202184769you mean like people who piss and moan about artists from 70+ years ago being racist?
>>202184797I'm mentally ill but glad I'm not mentally ill enough to make this
it's over
>>202184829Sounds like a stupid boss
Gymtoil calls
i've fucked up my life
>>202184769Based high-decoupler
>>202184825Toil exercise mingle at functions go on holiday try to extend the fun as much as possible before my body gives out
>>202184840I remember one particular racist artist A certain influential fellow...
>>202184862He's smart that's why he implemented it. He knows people don't actually work 5 days.
>>202184889did he happen to own a cat?
>>202184864Reminds me of when I signed up for the uni gym years ago and did my first workout in dress shoes, chinos and a long sleeve button shirt. I had no idea what I was doing too. All dressed up just pulling away like a madman on the rowing machine.
Lunch time
>>202184912He owned a dog, and a country
need a hobbyany suggestions (for real this time)?
window cleaner still hasn't come round
Has Sir Mossball Starmer fixed the UK yet?
>>202184924Vomiting
>>202184927cycling
>>202184938no, he's going to start boming russia tonight
>>202184927For me, it's driving range, reading in public places, and a board games club
>>202184925oh i thought you were talking about lovecraft, didn't expect you to invoke big H
>>202184905People do work 5 days though
thought about learning another language, but what's the point? thought about learning to draw, but what's the point? thought about learning an instrument, but what's the point?
>>202184859Might move to Blackpool
>>202184927readingwritinglearning languageshistoryboard gamesgolftennis
>>202184953Can he not? I only bought a house yesterday
>>202184905This. I was "working" today but in reality I just attended a short meeting at 10, went back to bed and woke up at 1, took care of a couple of chores, and then replied to a couple messages on Teams.I will work on my assigned task on Monday and give them some bs generic status update.
>>202184919
>>202184962Yes that bastard Hemingway
>>202184927Get to drawing and doing watercolors lad
The post that broke Rorke.
had two wanks today so far during wfhtoil. the looming failure to meet a deadline gets me really horny for some reason
Mad how being left-wing used to mean being anti-war and that and now it means trying to provoke a nuclear power
>>202184963Not efficiently or productively if you have a proper job. Maybe not if you're stacking boxes or doing something else without much skill or intellectual requirement.
Another runt warehouse job application sent off. Not sure if I'm more likely to kill myself by being rejected again or by actually getting it and having to work there
>>202184919bollocks
would you consider listening to music and watching movies 'hobbies', if you put in effort to discover new stuff and expand your horizons, i.e. not just consume what's popular/new/fed to you by an algorith?
>>202185010Impossible to be productive 5 days in a row is it?
wish zoomers would stop bullying gen alpha, the very oldest ones are still just 12 year old kids, leave them alonei guess they're in a hurry to start shitting on the younger generation because they've been thoroughly shat on by millennials for the past few years
love a nuclear holocaust me global annihilation really gets me in the mood
There was an episode of Emmerdale where Eric Pollard's Chinese wife just went down the river and caught a duck for tea
>>202185003imagine britain trying to fight a war against russia with out pathetic militarywe would get crushed in two weekswe'll all be speaking russian and homosexuality will be outlawed
>>202185024Yeah if you take a real interest in it (e.g. studying a director's works, understanding the production process) then it would become a hobby/interest
>>202185024to be a hobby you have to actively participate in it. sitting watching a film or listening to songs isn't a hobby that's just what dull people with no hobbies say
>>202185024I have watched over 2,000 movies and maybe ~100 TV series
>>202184989But Leftypol said that wasn’t happening?He’s now saying it is and it’s good?
Labour won't last a single term
lets get down, lets get down to business~*starts humping rorke*
>>202185024no
>>202185037No but who can be fucking arsed?
what exactly does britian get out of giving ukraine all of our stockpile of missiles to fire into russia?
>>202185044Millennials have zero political or economic power, get dunked on by Zoomers in terms of style and coolness, are known for cringe interests like Harry Potter, and are the biggest SJW cucks.
when was the last time labour was in power, like 2010? that's a fucking long time
Ah yes we're in the "WW3 now" part of the cycle again
>>202185037It's inefficient
>>202185069Shut the fuck up diego lmao
Might learn Russian
>>202185069>to be a hobby you have to actively participate in itReading isn't a hobby then? Interesting
>>202185080really couldn't tell you how many films I've seen
>>202185103i think you need to spend less time on the internet mate
>>202185080100 series is a mad tingthere's like 5 good ones
>>202184924
who are you supporting in the uk vs russia war?
>>202185103we called each other retard and faggot and even nigger on mainstream internet sites like youtube and facebook back in the day and didn't get banned or cancelled for it because no one gave a shitcheckmate zoombag
>>202185131you have to physically read and process a book it's not just sitting with a fluoride stare and the TV on beaming pozzed slop into your head
>>202185169can't pose that
RIGHTTHAT'S IT*storms out of the thread*
>>202185130asmr russian lessons here we go>>202185171china till I die me, don't care about the other teams
If Labour was all up for making "tough choices" they'd scrap aid/weapons to Ukraine, reduce our commitments and plans for 'clean energy" and stop shelling out cash for migrant hotelsBut no apparently those are sacred
Actually crazy how Jews dominated the slave trade but that’s never talked about outside of fringe groups or a few very specific academic papers
>>202185133Owen can
>>202185171whichever side promises less brown people in britain
>>202185208It's mad how you'd post this yank drivel here.
>>202185221fewer
>>202185138There are a lot more when you think about it, though some drop offJustifiedThe wireSopranos Succession Band of BrothersGeneration KillThe PacificFleabagVikings HouseDeadwoodCurb your Enthusiasm Black BooksThe OfficeTwilight zoneChernobyl Breaking badI could go on
>>202185181One can actively watch and pay heightened attention to a film though
>>202185171Whoever wins (Russia)
>>202185208>Jews dominated the slave tradein what way(s)?because they weren't the main supplier of slaves, main buyers, nor did they own the most ships
>>202185242>Fleabag
>>202185242Hahahahhaa you spacker almost all of those are shite
>>202185242you're 50/50 there, greg was right
privet comrades
>>202185181How do you considered watching TV that isn't "pozzed slop" as you put it
>>202185242holy fucking FOY
>China raises retirement age for first time since 1950s...Haha I would hate to be Chinese! Spending your entire life working to death>...The top legislative body on Friday approved proposals to raise the statutory retirement age from 50 to 55 for women in blue-collar jobs, and from 55 to 58 for females in white-collar jobs.>Men will see an increase from 60 to 63.>China's current retirement ages are among the lowest in the world.Might move to China.
>>202185244>t. has a film studies degree and works in a call centre
>>202185285pumped that twink up the arse
>>202185268dosvedanya nigga!!
>>202185285Bizarre projection Concession accepted
How did we get fucked so hard?
Hello governmentberg I'd just like to get it on record that if you try sending me to fight the Russians I will actively sabotage the war effort, no Russian ever put me in lockdown or filled my town with black people
>>202185242
The so called "cronems" and " goons"
>>202185274average nonsensical post from a tv "hobbyist"
>>202185305burst out laughing at this for some reason
>>202185277Be glad I put 2 British shows in therrOh true I should've included the other 30 great British shows from the last 20 years like uh skins and um Dr Who
Come friendly bombs and fall on the entire fucking country
being deployed to novosibirsk
>>202185328very telling you think anyone gives a shit about this
>>202185208he tried to but got shut downhttps://streamable.com/ziqpi1
>>202185265Im not the manlet baldie.
No Russian ever called me an alt-right thug
rorke asking to be deployed to verdansk
really been enjoying this thread lads been having a proper chuckle at some posts but have to say it would just be better without yanks here and that's a fact
>>202185253They did disproportionally own the ships though, they also completely dominated several industries entirely dependent on the use of slaves like rum distillation, Sephardic Jews were the source of business connections to even facilitate the trade of Africans across European colonial empires
>>202185315ZESTY
Mad how much advertising you're exposed to as a normie.I don't watch TV and have adblock on my PC. But if I did watch TV and use an iPhone or whatever for web browsing, YouTube, etc., I'd be inundated with so many ads.
get the nuclear bunker built
>>202185242this is fucking woeful, I thought this was bait when I first saw it
haha
>>202185373you present them more as middlemen rather than controlling the whole thing
>>202185394Let's see your list then sunshine, if you can even list more than 4
getting a bbl for the lads de lads
>>202185397omds it's over for rorke
New creps only just gone and dropped, perfect fit
going to find my russian trad wife in novgorod
>>202185397Why does he have a space invader on his neck
>>202185418SopranosMad MenThe DeuceThe Wire S2 and S4SeinfeldGeneration KillCurb Your EnthusiasmPeep Showrest is shite
tv shows ive likedmad mendeadwoodsuccessionmindhuntertwin peaks/the return
>>202185418>lets compare our goysloprather not mate
>>202185444FOY>>202185445FOY
>>202185432is this guy an albino and died his hair black?
doing the thug shake in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>202185415I said they were the sources for the business connections as their merchant class stretched across several important empires at that point who were usually largely at war during this time period, Spain, Netherlands, England. That’s not the actions of a middleman
>>202185443Because he's out of this world x
No Russian ever tried to make me kneel for American criminals
>>202185462the bbc hasnt produced anything noteworthy in decades
>>202185387yeah it's grim
>>202185444As if you didn't like band of brothers
>>202185483didn't ask
>>202185483you clearly don't watch BLACKED
no russian ever forced me to clap for NHS workers
>>202185444>Mad Menbruh>The Deucebroooo>Seinfeldnigga>Curb Your Enthusiasmah hell naw
Just off the phone to the Jews Say war isn’t happening this weekend
>>202185483>marmiteman4 is typing..
>>202185387You know you don't have to continue watching the TV when the ads come on, that's when you stand up and take a break
i think the west is more sick and evil than russia, but having said that, slavs really creep me out
one album rec please
>>202185496Didn't watch it>>202185511Mad Men is better than the Sopranos in terms of writing and The Deuce is better than The Wire. Both have the same writers and learn from the mistakes of the older one
I have uncommon opinions but firghten? what's scary about the musings of a weakling?
what if everybody in /brit/ joined the same batallion
>>202185507
WHUT THE HEEEELLLLL OH MY GAWD NO WAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
>>202184793i thought they were a fairly normal size>>202184807i did squirt more on after having a bite. best to be too conservative to start with>>202184819fuckin comedian xD
>>202185535Television Marquee Moon
might make some chook schnitzel
ashwagandha and caffeine down the gullet
>>202185535Drums and Wires - XTC
>>202185541>Didn't watch itBro is gonna lecture me about TV shows when he's seen like 10 in his life...
>>202185566based zoomers
>>202185577another one
screaming out me arse
>>202185566I'm gen y and have never watched any of those categories
on the rorketube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHOvQ5P5Mr8
we might actually see bombs fall on london very soonmentalonly 2 months into a labour government
>>202185592Well yeah Im not a runt who watch series all day nonce
how do you meet women when the industry you toil in is basically 100% men and the few women that are around are fat lezzers?
My cum smells like a campfire
>>202185315holy zestoli
Yeah when I said 'zero seats' I was mostly just pissed off about inflation and black people, wasn't really angling for nuclear war tbqhwy
well, /brit/?
mad how mormons don't drink coffee
>>202185590gonna with this, never listened to them
>>202185625dating apps, through mutual friends, hobbies outside of work
>>202185625Have you considered trying to meet people outside of work
ordered takeaway for lunch, then just now ordered something too for dinner, not sure who should be more embarrassed, me or the guy delivering it desu
just copped a ratio + L in greggs
>>202185668is it the same guy
>>202185636I'm angling my cock into ya mum's cunt
alright lads? i'm back from my week on holiday. was actually back on tuesday night but it's taken me 2 days to catch up with the threads i missed
>>202185656dating apps are always going to be full of horrible slags and i don't have time for friends or hobbiesoy vey this is a conundrum
>>202185649mad what it spells if you remove the m out of the middle of mormon
>>202185656>dating appsonly for chads>through mutual friendsno mates>hobbies outside of worksuch as?
would love a coffee right now, honestly
>>202185678Are we still the same person at dinner as we were at lunch?
>>202185621wowi am a working class ordinary citizen from the Cardiff Oblast and i am now demoralized, when will our government stop this needless aggression?
>>202185668Open the door in just your underwear and an open robe with your hand out and shout "bring me my food worker boy" at him. That usually helps
>>202185700Black or white? x
>>202185700having one at 3pm me
>>202185691Bro needs someone to tell him what a hobby is...
alright lads hows it foing
>>202185716yellow x
>>202185685>dating apps are always going to be full of horrible slagson tinder, sure. ive had good experienced on hinge>>202185691>only for chadsim not a chad by any means (skinny, no friends, etc.) and still get likes/dates
>>202185610lol at 2:31
>>202185716would love a white one right now, a nice milky coffee
>>202185731foing food, et toi?
>>202185678yes it is mate, forgot to include that important detail, thanks>>202185714dont have a robe
>>202185644What test is this?
>>202185730what are these hobbies flush with single young women then?
>>202185705A true takeaway of Theseus question to ponder.
yt ppl be like>I think I’ll use my credit card!
could go for a pasty with brown sauce on it
>>202185700i just had my second one of the day :>love an 1-2pm coffee...
>dating apps>only for chads
>>202185755https://www.idrlabs.com/wojak/test.php
>>202185747is there only one ubereats guy in your town spacker
>>202185758You might be amazed to hear this mate but about 50% of people are women and some of them engage in hobbies
>>202185773cool photo, but shame about the rock in the corner
could go a patsy
>>202185789fucking hell
>>202185770brown sos is so lenghad it with my sosij ciabattys that i posted earlierdid you see my image? could you tell me if it looked lush?
>>202185804here we fucking gowhy are normies like thisgo on list them all out
Bro took a fuckin "wojak test"...At least he'll never need to take an STD test
>>202185789what fucking numpty made this
>>202185828ZING
>>202185792no, usually theres a decent bunch, very strange to get the same guy twice in a day innit
>>202185828put that freak into orbit
>>202185820the world doesn't conform to your autistic binary thinking, dickheadwe can't just say "this hobby will have these people in it"
Toilberg hasn't come in yet, he's not turning up at 3 on a Friday is he surely
>>202185808patsy palmer gf
>>202185869nah give some fucking examples then
id like to get into badminton or table tennis
>>202185886is he having an affair with one of his toilers?
>>202185808pap one out then
no booze for me this weekend what do i even have to look forward to. may as well just keep toiling
>>202185835same one that made this(prob not but it's on the same website)
Why am I tired - I slept nine hours.
>>202185904maybe play some badminton or table tennis
>>202185789
>>202185789pure wojak masterrace
Rorke wanking in his mums tights and making a big mess
>>202185828I've been done x>>202185951blud
>>202185948got no places near me to play badminton or table tennis
>>202185789GCHQ nonce fuck off
>>202185958ktim except my sisters pantaloons
>>202185899Literally every hobby on Earth Pottery CookingLanguages Photography Exercise It'd be a lot harder to name a hobby in which there is 0% women
>>202185977reckon you're fucked then
>>202185906Hope not, I'm the only one that's not related
>>202185986*puts you down as NPC*
>>202185988for me it's her towel corrrr
>>202185994trainspotting>>202186002hot
>>202186019do you mean her turban you paki ahaha
Get the poo made
>>202185789waste of my time
They should bring back David Cameron
>>202186036i'll remember this
>Soyjak is often depicted as physically weak and frail. He may be shown sweating, shaking, or crying, and he may be easily knocked down or defeated. Soyjak may also be shown as being overly sensitive and easily offended. Despite these negative connotations, Soyjak meme can also be used in a positive way. Soyjak is also associated with intellectualism and cerebral interests. He may be seen reading books or discussing complex philosophical ideas. Some people identify with Soyjak as a way to express their own vulnerabilities and insecurities and to challenge harmful stereotypes about masculinity.
David Cameroon
the new, make it
>>202186103keema naan and the lamb masalla please bossman lol x
>>202186145>>202186145>>202186145
>>202186106bro was born under the sign of the soyjak
>>202184389Baddie
>>202185507kys cuckold
>>202186301corrrrrrrrrrr soogs
>>202186406Seggs haha get it?
>>202186502wahey
