Gender pay gap edition
Could buy some beers on the way homeCould just drink some of the wine I've got in
she don't believe in shootin stars, but she believe in poos and barms
a real japanese. anon-san kombanwa
Smoking hydro
*enters /brit/*
test
>>202189306dont wanna drink prozzie piss innit
>>202190539You should be shot
Why are so many girls autistic when it comes to food? Feminism has destroyed their tiny minds
>>202190553Is he OK?
Cheers!
>>202190553*gets out my car headbanging with Pantera blasting*
>>202190553lmao that retard at the end saying fuck this and sneaking by could've literally combusted
>>202190486Some Australian animal (was in the aussie section) but forgot now
>>202190610190's favourite company
>>202190580Why not?
>>202190594body image issues which are mostly self-inflicted but they'll never admit it, le evil male gaze etc.
>>202190610>cp
>>202190598the driver? no. when he crashed, the fuel surged forward as lit up, the lad would be nice and crispy
Home is where the fart is
5 minutes until I am released from the toilmines for the week
>>202190553this is what happens when you don't let truckers take meth to stay awake at the wheel
>>202190624yeah they do look a bit australian. weird rabbit capybara wallaby things probably scranned by dingoes
Homer is where the bart is
>>202190539Kill yourself
mental how everyone memholed covid and lockdown
>>202190588For wanting a threesome? Seems a little harsh
>>202190634imagine it tastes bad desu. that and whos to say she wont go round telling people i drank her piss? am i going to be blackmailed for it?
bombaclart
>>202190679It LITERALLY didn't happen
>>202190692i just have an xbox series x and i mostly play old 360 games on it
>>202190692BlimeyIs that for a pro version or summat
>>202190690Can't be blackmailed if you have no shameDrinking piss is both healthy and basedAlso I dont think most prostitutes are that unprofessional
Pre-drinking before the return of The Graham Norton Show in 2 weeks' time
>>202190702thisit was only a couple of weeks at most
So are we going to have another day where the thread is entirely unusable because of one singular mentally ill spammer?
good afternoon von /deutsch/
>>202190686
>>202190770aha alri'
>>202190738i do have shame, and i imagine prozzies arent professional at all
rosie jones is fab
>>202190692why are you posting the price in euros?
done literally nothing all day but shitpost here and wankjust washed off my fourth spunk-load what a grim little cretin I am
>>202190686Rosie looks like THAT?!
just saw a cheeky mouse in my flat lads
>>202190692got a ps5 and all i play on it is ps4 and older games
2x Espresso Martinis2x Still Waters1x Pina Colada 1x Large Goulash 1x Large Minestrone 1x Caesar Salad1x Duck with Redcurrant sauce1x Roasted Veg 1x Cottage Chesse Sponge dessert All high quality and down me and the missus’s gullet for £75 including tipSimple
>>202190806Dude you heckin' memoryholed the meaning of life frogposter bro
>>202190799can't stand these disingenuous things
>>2021908064 wanks? Living the dream.
>>202190806ktim every day for the past 10 years
>>202190770wie gehts brudi
>>202190553what did he do that fordumb cunt
>>202190806did you stimulate your arse at any point during one of those wankeroos?
>>202190820Didn't happen you're an incel with no friends who can't leave his home etc etc
>>202190806done two me and thought i was all wanked out but been looking at scantily clad ladies and by god i think i'm going to have another
Imagine if Marfa did a mukbang channel haha
Why is he so smug? You can see the disdain he has for plebs in his expression.
lad really just went to the zoo and took pics for /brit/. so fucking based
>>202190692The vertical stand is one thing but no disc support is depressing as fuck Even then they don't play audio CDs nor DVDs, which still sell well
>>202190853only my nipples
Zero wanks for me todayMight be gearing up for a big one tonight though
>>202190806>just washed off my fourth spunk-loadRookie numbers
>>202190806have all my wanks at once me. will sit there and just crank 4 out within 90 - 120 minutes then be done with it, then i have to find something else to do
>>202190787Some prozzies have nothing to lose, many have lots more to lose. Shagged one who told me she had come out of prison. Shagged one who was a student and said her friends and family don't know.
>rookieFOY
haven't wanked since the summer of '92
>>202190839ktim:/
>>202190893if dubs wank to tranny scat x
>spend 2 hours beating off Fucking hell get a hobby
>>202190853Love getting my arse stimulated by birds meit's like you're really getting drained when you spaff
Got the guardian football weekly on
>>202190905imagine one of the latter wouldnt be so bad for a bit of piss drinking. someone with everything to lose.
>>202190880Oh got your otter too. Apologies for shit pic and that it’s sideways
>>202190933your hobby is gnawing trees you fucking beaver
tempted to go get an Iceland Pizza, it's a 3 mile walk though and I'm not sure if I can be fucking bothered
>>202190926I don't respect "dubs"I do what I want not what arbitrary numbers want
>>202190933i do mate, only wank 2 hours a day, have 22 hours left for everything else
>>202189797Could you share the documentation for all the different elements that can be filtered?Please and thanks x
>>202190933At that point it is a hobby
Welcome aboard this Northern service to... LEEDS
>>202190947thats a fucking sealion
A map of all known colossal squid occurrences.
Lads, Canslad is in love with the autismo toilSadhbh
>>202190983fucking stop it
>>202190937No better feeling than a woman shagging your arse with her tongue corrr yeah you do cum way harder too
>>202190871wouldn't you be if you were the saviour of europe?
>Sadhbhbless you
>fucking stop it
>>202191032is that a greenland shark and penguin
>>202190937I want to a girl to do it too me but am too scared to ask, my bum is very hairy and I worry they'll think I'm a fag or something
off to bed now, hope no one rapes my arse while i'm asleep!! *gets under the covers but leaves my bare bum cheeks hanging out in the open*
>>202191052Ew not the tongue lad just fingers while i get sucked off or jerked off
My #1 hobby is buying 500+ page books, reading the first 50-100 pages, and then never touching them again
nooooo loli aussie stop posting!!!!!!! please!!!
>>202191034>Canslad is in love with the autismo toilSadhbh Seems normal for an Irish girl's name
>>202191069you've genuinely got to be one of the most pitiful human beings i've ever come across, online or otherwise
so you know all those indian gang rapes that happen? reckon a dozen little blokes sat round and decide to all pile on one poor woman later that day or one of the little fucker gets the horn in public decides to rape then all of the rest of them smell vagene in the air and get so horned up that they just join in? I honestly think its the latter
another dogshit zinger
>>202190947didn't request anything but thank you. good pic
mossball
>>202191078For a French man you’re a fucking prude in the bed
>>202191078Finger is infinitely gayer wtf
Sup can a loc come up in your crib?
Wish it was easier to work out which girls are willing to play with your bum or do piss stuff. Can't bring it up on any of the first 2-3 dates.
Chicago Town IN the air fryer
Big weekend of DIY and footy plannedShould be a goodun
>>202191154Ask the lord for forgiveness
>>202191140I just cant let a girl tongue my bum cause i can"t kiss her after. It feels weird. I let this one bird tongue my bum and I couldnt look at her in the eyes after>>202191148my current bird put two of her small fingers at once and blows me at the same time maaad ting lad
Do your job, sanitation
mad how easy it is to tell when someone's just dead inside. in all of these pictures relating to suicide victims they always throw up these pictures where you can just tell immediately that they're all depressed. in the future I'm sure AI will be able to determine from someone's facial expressions alone if they're likely to neck themselves.
Never thought I'd say this but I miss spainoHope the angels are treating you like a king up there big man
>>202191076had a period of anal fun during my bi phase when i was interested in stretching out my arsewould like the gf to get into it but know she'd expect me to want a small finger or dilder but really i'd want a fist
>>202190636That plate of food has nothing to do with body image issues. A combination of foods that shouldn't go together is what it is and its an example of how modern women are clueless in the kitchen.
>had a period of anal fun during my bi phase when i was interested in stretching out my arse
>>202191131Oh my bad another Aussies asked for otters and marsupials this morning. Some guy also asked for Hungarians girls arses but it’s complete flatlands over here. Nothing worth getting arrested over Unironically British girls are better than Hungarians
>>202191180*cums on them*
>>202191204Don't think it's a gf you need lad...
Paedobruce on a madness
>>202191183you're a paedophile
>>202191204
Meanwhile incels have a clue in the kitchen >>202191160>Chicago Town IN the air fryer
woman having a melty outside
>>202191076I never shaved my bum ever - it's not that hairy though - it's better to do it with a girl you're comfortable with and have known for months. I never brought up arse play with some casual shag broad
Kill yourself 190 and the mods that encourage his behaviour
got some sweet potato tortilla chips from M&SGot some salsa, salsa verde, sour cream and jalapenos.But I fucking forgot to get cheese REEEEE NO NO NO NO N O
>>202191234>>202191241ephebophile
Right suppose I should log off toil now and stumble into weekend so I can recover 90% of my energy for next week and so on until I have none left
shut-in having a cowardly curtain-twitching moment inside
>>202191160based chicago town enjoyerwhat sort?
>>202191261Girls you'll never see again are the ones you should be asking to lick your arse
>>202191288Done him
>>202191160The small ones? Difficult to get right. Low and slow is best I find
>>202191284this post alone is more than enough justification to have your hard-drive thoroughly examined
>>202191296No girls you never see again you're sexually violent towards
dude the heckin' guy liked a frozen pizza... that's bvsed...
>>202191267wheres he going?
>>202191313irish diaspora moment
>>202191282fuck off clean shirt
For Canslad, it's apparently the type of Sadhbh who's an autismo and is underweightAnd for /brit/? What type of a Sadhbh do you like?
watching joe rogan's "comedy" special until i actually laugh
so bored
>>202191363blog on boring wretch
>>202191360stop trying to make that a thing
>>202191331jav casting call
>>202191360Shut up you stupid boring geriatric attention whore
>>202191360>SadhbhPronounced 'shiv-orn'
>>202191319https://youtu.be/TB9fwJDweaU
>>202191363took me like 5 years to learn he's a comedian and not just some bloke with a podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXynbW7GYGM
>>202191290Mega meaty
>>202191331running away from the woke mob
baseball on bbc this sunday de lads
>>202191394he used to present Fear Factor many years ago too, as I recall
>>202191400
Just want friends to go out drinking with who would maybe be down to smoke weed and watch a movie. Is that too much to ask?
wish i could eat all your poos
me? cleaned the interior of my car. and the front door and front window of my house, inside and out.
Don't hit me with questions like that now, I might just go ahead and start crying because my emotions run wild whenever you're around. Be careful what you ask for, buddy. When is the next meeting for your slut club anyway? I wanna join and show these ladies how it's done. Hand over those secret ingredients and recipes, and don't forget about the initiation fees. Name your price, dutiful servant. Just promise not to involve any ice or ropes because those REALLY aren't my jam. How am I supposed to fuck well when my hands are tied and somebody's breathing into my ear? Thanks, but no thanks. Can't die a virgin now, can I? Well, on that note, time to ROCK AND ROWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
>>202191445got a po box?
the ethnic delivering my shopping from sainos is late and this is delaying steamingtoil starting
ktim
>>202191468Dude. That's bvsed
need to do a sloppy creampie in an Italian woman
Four cans of heiney and something cheesyDare I say the dream Friday night
If I’m not wrong Richard Keys and Andy Gray were the first victims of the woke mob followed by Zulu shown on BBC1 for Boxing Day
>>202191468>sorry mate you're too drunk to accept this sainsburys order *drives away*
>>202191492red commie star piss lager and some cheese
>>202191471so what
>>202191436matey thinks he's in an amercian sitcom from the mid-00sfriend groups like that have NEVER existed in this country, lad
>>202191492surely need more booze than that
KEIR IS GOING TO TAKE ARE NHS
>>202191501Why are you like this? Is your life really that bad?
>>202191559What you on about lad
>>202191492>four cans of lagerliterally what's the point
rorke just sent me this
Why do UK have nothing to do in the evenings other than pubs and clubs?
True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.
mum heard the "freak on a leash grunting section" impression
>>202191545>kier hardie invents the nhs>kier starmer takes it awaypoetry
>>202191559thoroughly mindraped
>>202191436What are you 18? Grow up
>>202191501You're not wrong
>>202191492Alone no doubt Pot Noodle and a wank to top the night off lmfao probably coming inside of the Pot Noodle before you eat it as well
*slaps thighs*right lads, what's the plan?
>>202191601Very harsh. I'm sure he has at least 1 friend to share the Pot Noodle with.
>>202191436stop watching so much yankslop, spastic
>Woman cleared by court for coconut placard at rallyTwo Tier Keir
How do I deal with an obsessed wanker on our thread?
>>202191609wank, watch anime, wank, finish rdr2
>>202191609watching bobs burgers
>>202191539>>202191573Four pints of premium continental lager is as much as any man needs
>>202191571Why do you post boring drivel on random VPNs every day? Are you really that desperate for attention?
Got adidas sliders with my name written on the middle stripe
>>20219160919:30 - 21:30 spoons21:30 - 02:00 ABBA disco night at the local nightclub
how do I find work if I've been unemployed for 5 years since uni (shit meme degree from a bang average uni to boot)?
get the creatures posted
>>202191669upload your cv to reed and wait for a recruiter to call
>>202191660sieg
>>202191580CinemaRestaurant Late night coffee
>>202191674
>>202191669make up some employment
>>202191669you got a degree in memes?
>>202191653Spaedo’s actually mindraped you lad. I’m just a fella on holiday, now chilling at the hotel after a day out
if they privitise health care in this country then I'm switching to a strict water and kale diet and walking 7 miles a day
>>202191674dafuq is that homie
>>202191711You're not though You are him and you've got an extremely bizarre mental illness that is getting progressively worse
>>202191635I'm the biggest rorke going and knew it was a completely ridiculous trial
>in the middle of lifting session>door rings>amazon delivery is a little chinese lad>sees my bench, asks if he can have a go>knocks out 10 reps like it was nothing, laughs and goesI feel mogged and humilated
>>202191674Talented lil feller
>>202191727That's a tapir, Mr. Negro
Intoxicating myself with alcohol
>>202191431
>>202191732Meds Emmett
>>202191711>>202191732who do you even do this for
>>202191756no
What do you do when you see someone you know on tinder?
got covid last week and now i have no sense of taste or smell. would quite like them to come back soon if i'm being honest aha
>>202191635That fact that coconut is used as an insult between minorities shows how unwilling they are to integrateThe idea that being too well integrated into British culture is a point of derision
>>202191736>knocks out 10 reps like it was nothingis that code for gay sex?
>>202191764Prove you're in Hungary
>>202191772right
>>202191760looks like he's on deaths door these days
>>202191690Who would call me lol>>202191703What if they ask for referencesHow can I even blag about working somewhere, it would fall apart the moment they dig deeper>>202191708May as well have been
>>202191735
so damn obvious that smartschoolboy9 is a cia/mi5 collaboration. so, so obvious.
>>202191727apparently it is a "lowland paca"reckon they're just making it up at this point
>>202191705quirky coffee girl
>>202191782ask about gay sex often do you
>>202191794lmao seething runt
>>202191669Claim you were working for SCS on the carpets side of the business and got made redundant at the end of July. Thats what happened to me and I was working there for 5 years. Waiting to start my new job now.
>>202190610WW1 ended a couple years ago mate you're fine
>>202191827yeah, you? ;)
>>202191772I don't go on Tinder and I don't know anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5iyhYr8Ccw&ab_channel=chaotikmindliterally me
>How can I even blag about working somewhere
>>202191580Snooker, theatre, badminton, board games, panic rooms, bowling, gigs, art/pottery class, dogging
>>202191784That got enough?
JUST
>>202191868theatre like actual stage theatre?
>>202191856mad how shit they are at acting
Can you stop posting for just 5 minutes I'm trying to think
>>202191674luv me goats
>>202191873post with a timestamp you fucking retard is this your first day online?
feel like SHIT
>>202191890what other sort of theatre is there
>>202191837would fall apart when they ask me about different carpets>>202191862dunno what this means
17 pepe images in the catalog.
how do I get an asian gf lads? there are lots in my city but I don't know how to approach them
>>202191880she fucking loves it her cloacas gushing
>>202191892they dont need acting classes what they need is CRACK
>>202191786might be a bit embarrassing if she swipes right and would be really embarrassing next time I see her if she swipes left
>>202191946just don't be asian yourself that's it
>>202191931I bet one of them is the one holding up a sign that has facts written on it
>>202191946approach them at an angle so they can see you properly
>>202191900luv how they leap and frolic
>>202191958JANNY JANNY I SEE PUBES ON A BLUE BOARD
retard meeting
Just maxed out my ISA for the 5th year in a row
>>202191988hated deer ever since I found out the types of ticks they can carry
>>202191902Cause I can’t be fucked mate, not that arsed if you think I’m 190speado or not
>>202191873why is everything yellow in hungary
>>202191946try bumble. thats how I met my personal asian
what are british turkish women like?i think one i know likes me but i'm retarded and don't know what to doshes got a kid and recently divorced
>>202191988
>>202192012well It's not like they choose to do that
>>202192045>shes got a kid and recently divorcedyikes
Hawk Tuah Girl.
>>202192012bet you were the type of kid at scouts who got a tick on your bollocks and then cried about it so hard that your parents had to come and pick you up
>>202191902>heh. looks like it's this n00b's first day on the net.
>>202192020Alright 190 enjoy being a mentally ill freak with no friends and no life whose sole demented function in life is to ruin this thread for no other reason than because you were bullied in school as a child and are too fat to wipe your own ass properly
>>202192045I used to talk to turkish girls on interpals, they're nice but kinda crazy, fairly sexual for muslim girls
Trying to ween myself off ketchup because I eat a concerning about of it. Mad how it goes with absolutely fucking everything and makes everything taste better.
>>202191890Support the local arts
>>202192054yea but always makes be slightly cringe where you see the vids of kids petting them or the cute little bambis on youtube >>202192065no but you can get lyme disease and shit
>>202192072
>>202192085I dated one who was 16 when I was 21, felt like I was a groomer so I had to end it. I'm brown as well so I felt like I was contributing to the stereotype
>>202191930They wont ask you about carpets. I didn't get a single carpet question in my recent interview.
>>202192133>I dated one who was 16 when I was 21, felt like I was a groomerHope you didn't shag her cause pretty sure that would have been illegal
Here we are then. The lads.
>>202192023Dunno but this city feels like the newest building was made in 1850. Got a real Victorian/ww1 feel too it. Sovl as some might say
>>202192105heard Jeremy Clarkson refuses to serve ketchup in his pubsays it's not british
>>202191908me too. Got three pint cans of Kronny in the fridge but don't think I could stomach them. Gonna stay in bed
>>202192151nah it's legal - it's just that the UK's AOC laws haven't budged since the 1800s so they seem very dated by todays sensibilities
>>202192151totally legal unless he was her teacher la
>>202191868All these things to do, and all I wanna do is rot
>>202191923people in north america use theatre to refer to a cinema idk if brits did it too>im going to the theatreif someone says this it means theyre going to see a movie
>>202191946Konnichi *puts hands together and bows*
>UK's AOC laws haven't budged since the 1800s so they seem very dated by todays sensibilitiesthe absolute DRIVEL you people come out with
god woy is looking rough these days
>>202192151Bait
There is NOTHING wrong with dating 16-17 year olds as long as their parents don’t mind
>>202192238Screaming
>>202192208tfw he asks for some cheeky road head.
>>202192256>>202192256>>202192256
>>202192205oh right, nah we just call it a cinema rather than a movie theatre
>>202192238Another victim of the starmer regime
>>202192085That site is so fucky with the logins. They refuse to let me sign up with an email but when I try registering they say its already in use. Try the lost password option but get nothing.
>>202192238Yh he used to be such a looker
>>202192252why would you involve the parents letting them know their daughter was a slag?that's even worse
>>202192238good head of hair tho
>>202192306Because if you skirt around them that’s just a recipe for disaster
>>202192105ktim but with booze
>>202190470what the fuck?
