LOVELY FUCKING SADHBHS edishBit Lazy To Get The Cans And Chips sub-edish
what the hell is a sadhbh
the rorke affleck and leftypol damon
/brit/ threads should be 500 posts
paddy back to making terrible editions
>>202192229>In 1275, the first age of consent was set in England, at age 12 (Statute of Westminster I). In 1875, the Offences Against the Person Act raised the age to 13 in Great Britain and Ireland, and ten years later the Criminal Law Amendment Act 1885 raised it to 16.care to apologise?
I do think the age of consent should remain at 16
>>2021922562 isn't irish and never will be so she can fuck off
>>202192311Why are they dated though
is 16 too low? canadas age of consent is also 16
>>202192294generals should go to 700+ like /vg/ but since the people who run this site don't care about its users it will never happen
>>202192311Wonder what happened in those 10 years for them to add 3 years on Also why even bother moving it from 12 to 13
>>202192341alri paddy x
always amusing when you're in public and get a whiff of sewage and you look around to see some indian stood near you
>>202192282Does anybody still use it? I might get back on it when I've finished losing weight and done my glowup. If not I suppose I'll try Bumble
No one who is obsessed with the age of consent is having sex anyway can't you find something less boring and pedophilic to discuss? Perhaps British language and culture?
someones knobs in my pants
>>202192347No one cares about Canada
Too fucking cold to go outside, ladsI want to just sit here with the blanket around me but I want the cans tooThe lovely, lovely cans
>Mother of 2 Died After Eating Marshmallows During ‘Fit the Most’ in Your Mouth Contest
apparently those hot peanuts weren't even hotI'm just allergic to them
>>202192390least gender dysphoric britposter
>>202192411how cold where u are?
>>202192346because the general consensus is that dating a 16 year old when you're 20+ is somewhat disgusting.
mad how the aoc of your country can be under 18 but you are so americanized that you still feel like a nonce if it's legal for youcant think of a way that exemplifies control more than that
recalling the time in history when I was round my friends house after school long ago in year 7 and his uncle came in and asked what he had for lunch and my friend said in the most stupid lying way a lovely healthy salad and I laughed and said no you didn't you had a donut and fries and a milkshake and I thought it was all a funny silly joke then his uncle looked disturbed and dragged my friend out into the hallway and started beating him
everyone moans about keir starmer but hes the only one with the bollocks and the power to start defunding our boomer bourgeois class. Im tired of pensioners having it better than workers.
>>202192347NoIt’s timed to when girls finish pubertyTheir promiscuity is natural at that point
>>202192442mogs me
too high
>>202192442big harv on the Robinsons
>>202192392your royalty seem to
>>202192415
Might get steaming drunk and post my 'nis on the chon again
when is the best time to use a tinder boost?
>>202192437It's just coldCould close the window, put on the outside clothes and make a mad dash for the cans and chips tho
>>202192442bet he's shagged all his mum's friends
>>2021924421,3,4,2
>>202192460He's actually somewhat impressed me, he seems to be a pragmatist at heart and that's something I think this country has been in desperate need of for some timeIf he lowers immigration he might just go down as one of the greats
>>202192538What about 5?
>>202192451did you go back to his house after that
>>202192507piss off to /lgbt/ you gay freak
havent played though a video game in like 2 monthsdunno what i want to playwant to complete something. but on the other hand, i want something somewhat i can kick back and relax with (i.e. not have to pay attention to a story)
>>202192519oh my days he paid when he was sober
>>202192582playing spiderman 2 myself
canless and chipless on a friday night, couldn't be me
>>202192582get a metroidvania up ya
>>202192571several times a week for the following fifteen or so years yeah
>>202192521just do it you spacker
>>202192442One on the far right would get it
Really hate it when I click on a video that seems interesting and this mong pops upHe's such a charisma vacuum it's not even funny
Has our resident homosexual Diego made an appearance today?
>>202192603no i got given a free one
>>202192582Civ 4
>>202192548>If he lowers immigrationThey've given amnesty to 90000 illegal immigrants and have never made any claims about immigration beyond "taking control".
>>202192656liar liar pants on fire
>>202192687why would i lie about that?
They know what’s up. It doesn’t harm them.
>>202192617tried symphony of the night but i didnt like the menuing and backtracking/dashing past enemies.but i do love super metroid...
homosexual behaviour is a choice im pretty sure. homosexuality may or may not be, but its irrelevant because you can choose not to do homosexual things
>>202192632Just starting bawling at this due to my highly empathic nature
>>202192668Remember people posting headlines of him here at the end of the election about him cutting immigration lol. Like that was ever going to happen
>>202192668>amnesty to illegal immigrantsHe should be found guilty of treason for that
Gurgling down a 473ml can of sugarfree Red Bull to celebrate the end of toilhood
Fancy pizzasFancy doughnuts Fancy abs thoughVery tricky
>>202192668No he didn't
would bosh that new Astro Bot if i had a PS5i do like to play the latest release ngl, i fall for FOMO
Ate too much chocolate and feel sick
>>202192753big night huh?well, have fun
>>202192783hey fatty boom boom
>>202192776then get one
>>202192783fat bastard
>>202192783sir keir needs to personally step in and fix this
Don’t even know what new games have come out in the last few years
Lads, seriously, the fuck is it so fucking cold out for
>>202192783Eat some more lol
>>202192841Lads like us have no self control
>>202192582you played Hollow Knight? If you liked Super Metroid, you might get on with it
>>202192783You're a fat bastard, yes you are, you're a fat bastard, yes you are
kier starmer more like Der Stürmer
>>20219277660 squid a bit steep styllei have a ps5 but cant bring myself to buy any games for it because my pc is so much cheaper to play games on
thank god britain is clowning so hard to distract from my country
>>202192858heh so much for global warming
>>202192764dangle a slice of pizza infront of you whilst doing crunches
Got that rape shit bollocks fuck vibe going on yhhhhhh boiiiiiii
>>202192858>cold outhahaha he said the thing
>>202192958ugly cunt
its so mad that in yankland, the president has conceded that hes too senile and decrepit to run for president again yet he gets to remain being the current president, how the fuck does that work then?
>>202192958the fact that birds could live up to 300 years if their beaks didn't fall off still freaks my nut
Weird weather, feels much colder than 15C
hate the /pol/ meme that we "live in weimar 2.0"if i were german i would get so pissed at that
>>202192715What does it matter?
sat on my smelly incel bed drinking tea
>>202193027boring post fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mnXzCCpctU
>>202193027can see your location mate
>>202192994don't question americas freedoms
>>202193044Is it Incel tea?Mental note - Business idea: Tea company called Incel tea
>>202193034Why
>>202192994He's only president for a few more months instead of potentially another 4 years
>>202193027same here
>>202193085peppermint tea for what its worth
Lad said his mental note out loud and now everyone's gonna steal his business idea
what was the last British film you saw
>>202192994it's over in a couple months who cares
>>202193034On the flip side to this I hate how every leftoid refers back to Weimar Germany and the rise of fascism whenever a right wing party does well in an election. Only cause that’s the only thing they know about history because of school
>>202193131
I can understand shagging a fat girl occasionally but what is up with the blokes who date and even marry these women? I see /fit/ blokes walking around with a hippopotamus in Tescos all the time, mental.
my front door is wide open if anyone wants to come round
>>202193195coordinates?
>>202193027>>202193116spainpaedo 'humour'
>>202193150Shooters (2001)jeff recommended it so I watched it and it was actually really good. Whole thing is on youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xndG6LFv5v4
wheres clogwog
>>202193214spainpaedo is a dirty lifeless pedo mate don't appreciate the comparisonif i see you down the pub yeah ill fucking nut you so just watch it mate yeah?
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>>202193190Never underestimate a man with a mid wife. He’s serious
>>202192632why does he always make that fucking stupid face
>>202193213doxxable info
>>202193190men just fall for whoevers nice and personalitymaxxed towards themfit bitches are often cold hearted
>>202193087because weimar was 100x worse with hyperinflation and poverty but some shart in oklahoma thinks he lives in a similar situation because he has to wear a mask to costco or has to pay an extra 2 dollars for a burger
I've been told I'm more attractive than Jeremy Fragrance in his peak I dunno not to brag or anything I'm just saying what people have told me, that's objective and factual statements.
>>202193252John McAfee coming out of hiding to warn me about this
>>202193252NONCE ALERT
>>202193190love is the most powerful aphrodisiac
ended up downloaded the original Half Lifenever played it before
>>202193252
cannot wait to get on the fucking bevvies lads
>>202193295but you don't have 1/100th of his autistic charm
>>202193195got any cool snacks?
>>202193329I do have autism tbf
Haha he posted the child pornography again great stuff
>>202193252this is how you buy ketamine in the 21st century
>women act slutty for male gaze>acshully women act slutty for their palswhy do people get into this argument and not remember that men manage to function without being slutty for either female attention or their friends
>>202193320what you drinking tonight ladddddd
>>202193368lagerlagerand then more lager ladddddd
why do women have so many friends
sad how we wont live to the 22nd century
>>202193349You think that’s great?’’
Sun's gone now
>>202193276fit women at least put some hard work into their bodies and health, I dunno how that makes them colder than fat women who just sit around making excuses
>>202193252did your cat just walk across your keyboard?
Got a new Siemens Nixdorf computer, has a Pentium in it so. Can play every game
>>202193366Loads of fellas act up after a few when out to impress their mates or girls
>>202193398Yes/s
>>202193402will be dark in 70 minutes time
chode bellingham
>>202193402and the flags are all dead.. at the top of their poles
Mummy is cooking Mongolian BBQ noodles YUMMY
>>202193424excited for your semens are you
poo smoothie down the gullet
>>202193116loool newcastle under lyme anon spotted
>>202193456corrrrrrr
poo
>>202193397You won't
>>202193427more subtle.women can't do subtlety
>>202193456How do you bbq noodles Or is that only for mongs
>>202193397Maybe not you with your yee yee ass healthcare but medicine will do wonders towards the end of this century for europoors and other free healthcare nations. 100 will be the new 65
>>202192045forgot to mention that turkish woman is my driving instructor and are we both around 30ish (well i am) she seems youngerone lesson she leaned right over my lap to adjust the mirrors when i accidently turned one in
>>202193412there's a difference between fat and cuddly/thicc
>>202193496soy sauce and sugar la
sir gear taker
Led By Donkeys doing a fantastic job of holding the government to account by unveiling a billboard that's in favour of a government proposed policy attacking an opposition party leader
>>202193531The only difference is what was fat is now "thicc" and what's now fat is morbidly obese
>>202193529might be a bit awkward when shes teaching you, maybe ask her out when you pass your test
>>202193529she wants your kofta
>>202192007tarq
>>202193572get the prams pushed
THE GAME IS BROKEN EA SPORTSTHE GAME IS BROKEN
the todo list is shrinking...
There’s two types of fat girl. One is the worst person alive and just wants to sit on the sofa all day with chocolate and crisps. The other still wants chocolate and crisps but will do all the cooking, cleaning etc for you and would be willing to cover your bills but deffo won’t let you pay more than half
>>202193668add to it
>>202193668i can give you some of my to do items if you want
I miss eating loads of sweeties all the time but I swore an oath to god that I would stop eating sweeties because ive had 3 tooth extractions, multiple fillings and one tooth that has a massive deep filling started hurting I NEED SUGAR
cant resub to all my streamers until payday
>>202193721haha great post
>>202193682The second type usually morphs into the first type as the years go by and she packs on more poundsThe unfortunate truth is that most chubby people don't stay chubby, they either lose the weight and become healthy or (more commonly) become fatter and more unhealthy before dying of a diabetes related health problem
>>202193572It ok that pensioners freezing to death because Labour done that
done my shopping list for tomorrow morningbeers are in the fridgetelly is going on
Simple fact is men and women shouldn't be in the same workforce because I wan to shag my colleague
I need a tight Asian fanny to spaff into NOW
>>202193795what store are you shoping in
>>202193576>>202193606hard to tell, she was doing some tests on my pulling over and on second one i was like is this for real? and she was laughing like a 1 minute straight, then did a loop around the area again and third time pull over and again i said really? then she was dead serious and said i can pull out of the book on what happens during the test if you want with a serious facei, of course folded like the autist i am and apologised for causing offenseprevious lesson shes asking me about what i do, do i live with family etc and she seems super vindictive agaisnt her ex-husband and having to work 12 hour days 7 days a week learning to be an fully qualifed instructor.maybe i'm overthinking stuff
>>202193795>done my shopping list for tomorrow morningbe careful, i wrote about my foraging trip and someone wrote a really mean reply in the old
tell me about yourself anon
>>202193741Will nonce you for this
it should be ME thats getting wanked off
>>202193822tesco
>>202193866I like to watch gay porn and do gay porn dances
>>202193824autism
>>202193866I'm thinking about moving to China
>>202193866i'd tell her i'm a high standards incel and to get her munted face away from me immediately
>>202193824You're probably overthinking it, I do the same thing whenever a woman is friendly towards me but some are like that. If you ask her out before getting your licence and she rejects you it will be very awkward.
>>202193866got menthol elves running around my smelly apartment
Think I'll have a nap then go out for the BIG cans and BIG chipsOr might just fucking sleep till like 3am for the laugh like
my nose is squeaking when i breathe
just had arugula, honey and roquefort in a baguette for dindin
>>202193993corrr, I bet your farts will be divine tonight
>arugula, honey and roquefort in a baguette for dindin
*transforms into a goo pile and slithers away*
>>202193982fat runt
>>202193978naps just sap you of energyjust stay up lad
>>202194028me on the left
>>202193866I like errrr *gulp* I like to ummm *pulls collar* woah is it getting hot in here haha ehehe *looks around the room to find the waiter* hey waiter can I get some water please
>just had arugula, honey and roquefort in a baguette for dindin
>>202193936god I wish that were me
best farts I make come after a heavy session on the ipas
>>202193993and to drink?
>>202194064what traumatic tattoo-related incident happened in your life to make you into them this much
>>202194112San pellegrino lad
>>202194114just cool aren't theymore fun to look at than boring old skin
>>202193866
>>202194114got stabbed by a tattoo artist
>>202194064saw her tits many moons ago, bretty good
get the water drank
you're attracted to ugliness because your soul is ugly
I like tattoos on women but on men they look like shit
on the 'deenz
Ice cream sandwich at Bali United10,000rp (50p)
My typical coffee run outfit
alexa why does it burn when I piss
>>202194280Looks like the m&ms guy
>>202194280have to admit this subspecies of sissy obese black fellas thats been popping around online is pretty funnyutter mutations
me when i blogpost in /brit/
>>202194280sisqo really let himself go
>>202194280No chance of that cunt running
>>202194214
>>202194265>10,000rp (50p)really makes you thinkwhy don't they just divide all their prices by 1000? it wouldn't affect the price just the denomination right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzRBNtvfFfgmio looks massive lads>>202192634proto-mio-chan
>>202194335
Having a decent shift so far TBF guys. Been busy but I've felt energetic and eager.For my break I had>Cheese ploughman's sandwich >Apple fruit bag>Tikka chicken pieces >Pepsi max
*makes a post about British culture*
>>202194368have you had a poo today?
disgusting
It’s all mad though dating a girl with a heart condition plus many others. Cause in likelihood except a miracle she’ll probably die a decade or more before I naturally would meaning I’ll either have to off myself and live dead inside for years after. Oh well win some you lose some
Beggin' on her knees to be popularThat's her dream, to be popular (Ha)Kill anyone to be popular (Hm)Sell her soul to be popular (Popular)
>>202194415just bum her and leave
>>202193741no war against germany?>>202194064first thing I noticed was her cross
>>202194388Postman Pat's BWC
been working on my tiktok accent to go viral more
قاعد بتمنى تنمحي كل أعمال شكسبير تنحرق جريدة ال Sun ومعها صفحات العري ويبطل حدا يسمع غناني Freddy Mercury و Alice مترجعش من الحفرة و Tony Blair تقرصه كوبرا و Thatcher ست الحديد تقوم من قبرا وندفنها من جديد وينخصي كل صياد قتل فيل بالسفاري وامبراطوريّة ما بتغيب عنها الشمس يوكلها الاحتباس الحراري ويا نسيم الريح قول للرشا ان شاء الله ال Beatles يندهكوا ع ممرّ المشاة نفتح كراج بال Tate Modern محل حمص بال National Gallery نطلب راس Arthur Balfour يوصل عالبلد delivery نضحك ع Rolling Stones لما يرفعهن Sisyphus نادي سخنين يغلب Manchester سبعة صفر عالخفيف نهبّ عجال ب Downing Street نخترعله أسماء جديدة و Boris Johnson ال troll نقبّع شعره بالعقيدة ومثل بقصة ليلى الحمرا نجيب صيّاد نياص بخافش يلم حجار ويعبّيهن ببطن Churchill أبو كرش وممننساش نتمنّى David Bowie يطلع عايش Lilibet توقع عن الحصان تطجّ عأرض مبلّطة شايش تتطحن كل عظامها ميساعدش لبلاتين Bowie يشوف العظم كوكايين
Lads, Canslad is tired, he's cold and wants to sleepOn the other hand, lads, where would be in /brit/ without Canslad having the cans on a Friday? Anyone want anything in the cans shop or chip shop?
>>202194425stylin
>>202194483yeah?
>>202194483was just saying this down the pub
>>202194487no, but feel free to throw yourself in front of a bus
>>202194483مرحبا
>>202194368you wait there mate, I'll see if I can find who asked
>>202194483aha classic 190 x
time to upgrade my wardrobeno more wearing clothes that were bought for birthdays/christmas
>>202194365seven haag on the left
>>202194487You're a 47 year old man with a disability who roleplays as Judge Dredd on 4chan lmaoOnly cans in your life are the CANNOTs lol
>>202194425this cunt needs to be shot in a duel
>>202194487God bless you canslad. God bless everything that you do.
>>202194433Nah. Kinda wanna be one of those old guys who tells people he died the day his wife did. Something noble about that level of sadness. Gorbachev displayed that exactly as I mean in that doc he did with Werzog
>>202194559You sound pathetic man get a grip
the autistic women at work are so nice
>>202194576most faithful frenchman
>>202194425he's a bender right
>>202194551Your rp-ing as a woman mate, wind your Adam’s Apple in
>>202194425wonder if he shags
>>202194552good luck hitting him he looks very slender
last wank took me out and I'm getting eepy
>>202194627that's a gay faggot that is
>>202194623not a problem
catberg doing naptoil on the mousepad thus preventing my planned gamertoil
>>202194551HI SPAINO!!!! I missed you, lad!So, how will you be trying to shit up the thread this fine evening? Cuck porn? Tranny porn? Cuck spam? Tranny spam? Perhaps you'll be RPing tonight in your mum's knickers as a woman?Tell us all my masculine friend>>202194627Ah, tranny porn! Thank you for letting us know, spaino
been told I have a girly smile
>>202194532reckon you should bring back 00s streetwear
Canslad telling it like it is
been told I have a girly willy
just watching peko
>>202194678always been conscious never to comment on people's smiles or laughs unless it's an obvious compliment worry that it would make them insecure and not enjoy things for risk of looking daft
>>202194674you have brain parasitesjust push the cunt off
>>202194676send that freak flying
just watching some abhorrent posts
been told i'm built for BBC
>>202194725you're a good person
>>202194704by who
>>202194735I love catberg so shan't>>202194738my filters are working overtime
>>202194794your dad
about to buy this 365eur perfume
>>202194627*catches him by the neck with a rope*AND STILL THE MIDDLE WEIGHTCHAMPION OF THE WORLD>>202194715for me it's rosemihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaw-pKnNIio
>Sir Keir Starmer has refused to rule out scrapping the single-person council tax discount, saying decisions on the public finances had to be looked at "in the round"state of you if you voted for this shambles
>>202194809he was projecting, trust me
Thinking about how the Tunnel Snakes rule.
>>202194841if he does im moving back into a 2/3 bed house share
>>202194850been a while since i played any fallout games... might do so...
chaotic neutral: nuking megaton and inviting the ghouls in
>>202194889TTW playthrough is a must
>>202194181How are you supposed to work with a strumpet like that walking around? She knows exactly what shes doing
>>202194947>>202194947>>202194947
new>>202194897>>202194897>>202194897
scremhhaging
>>202194958>>202194967couple of twats aren't you
pooing gay porn
JANNY
>>202194958why would you make this thread early?>>202194967why would yo make this thread early?
>>202195027>>202195027>>202195027
>>202195022I only shared it early because mongy boy >>202194958 was too stupid to look in the catalogue first
Fastest nanny janny around
>>202194967
>>202193027english niggas really be from Bumtwiddle-upon-Backs HAHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw watching The Chase>question about they/them Sam Smith>Bradley uses his pronouns even though it gave the answer away immediately
>>202192256the only attractive member of B*Witched was half-GreekSays so much for mick "genetics"