LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
So are you lads team OpenGL or team Vulkan?
Sir CANS Starmer
tear the roof off the place
>>202195042the thing to remember is that no one other than you cares who makes the thread
It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate. It takes guts to be gentle and kind.
nth for the baddiedem
Why doesn't Keir just tax the billionaires? The poor don't have any money to takeThe middle classes have less and less money which is why the whole co see t of living crisis has been in the newsWhy is taxation always a discussion about the low and middle classes? You never hear any politician discussing millionaires and billionaires
any of you runts ever been on television
Get the cans posted
I'm fat, ugly, a low pay wagie and single.
>>202195105because the rich can very easily move their money out of the tax systemit's a net loss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_mortality
end private ownership of propertyproblem solved
/brit/ is a DirectX general
wet wipes are in, time to have a poo
if my life were a movie it would unwatchable
>>202195144Then they need to get a grip and contribute to the society they are a part of
heemed my landlord today
>>202195209Bulliedbumholelad!
salutations to the OG rubymong
>>202195163what's the point in a thirst trap when they don't even turn around
>>202195163la plata rata
>>202195257would love to sample her pish
>>202195209upgrade to a bidet, It'll change your life
2 days and the remainder of the evening until I go back to work but Sunday doesn't really count so really just the 1 day of rest
>>202195225bit much isn't it
>>202195163ms13>>202195287bloods
>>202195312the Loomening as it were
>>202195312fuck off talking about toil it's friday night
Why are the female version of Cub Scouts called Brownies?
Israel is based and ethnically/morally in the right
>>202195312you could just never go back you know
>>202195193you haven't thought about the cross-platform portability, you FOOL
>>202195375they're actually called guidesbrownies are the equivalent of cubs
>>202195342corr ruby thirst trap
>>202195027>le cansdo one
>>202195144loljust kill 'em and liquidate their assets
Savannah (GA) looks nice
don't know if you noticed but it's Friday the 13th lads
>>202195436Made... in Georgia
>>202195304don't really have any room in my bathroom unfortunately
>>202195436It's full of black
just home-spayed my cat
Nothing ever happens.
>>202195225all landlords deserve this
>>202195225those head kicks are nasty
>>202195375Brown sash
>>202195404/brit/ is Windows only
this week's boris?BORIS JOHNSON: Suddenly we're in the grip of a 1970s-style brain drain. And Starmer and Reeves are so economically illiterate they don't understand why the exodus of wealth creators is a disaster for Britainhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13846823/BORIS-JOHNSON-Suddenly-grip-1970s-style-brain-drain-Starmer-Reeves-economically-illiterate-dont-understand-exodus-wealth-creators-disaster-Britain.html
fucking get the oil just stopped you fucking cunt
>>202195509/brit/ is arch gang (post-transition)
>>202195515>Suddenly we're in the grip of a 1970s-style brain drainIncrease paymany of my friends are on very low wages except one that became a millionaire and now employs several of our friends on very low wages
>>202195287use your imagination a bit you stupid coomer
>>202195487it's actually the fella's auntie
>>202195225LOL
>>202182928BasedThanks ukraineI am so done with Estonian and Polish prostitutes
too many jfs today for me
always regret the workouts I skip but never regret the workouts I force myself to go do
I kick arse for the lord!
deary me, wonder what he was watching>Full details of the murder that has stunned the world: Miss Switzerland finalist was decapitated and had her womb cut out before being pureed in a blender by husband… all while he watched YouTube videos on his phonehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13846557/miss-switzerland-murder-blender-details-husband-death.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wartime_sexual_violence
>>202195561i do actually use arch, i'd use ubuntu to stick the faff if it weren't for snaps
>>202195651statistically it had to be Mr Beast
>>202195515exodus of wealth creators is code for "stop scaring all my trilionaire friends away, keir"
>>202195651>miss-switzerland-murder-blender-details-husband-deathHey! I'm trying to eat dinner here.
>>202195515>She studied PPE at the University of Oxford before obtaining a Master of Science degree from the London School of Economics. She joined the Labour Party at the age of sixteen, and later worked in the Bank of England.What do they even teach them?
>>202195651spiderman n elsa slop
>>202195651lil timmy on a mad one LOL
>Full details of the murder that has stunned the world: Miss Switzerland finalist was decapitated and had her womb cut out before being pureed in a blender by husband… all while he watched YouTube videos on his phonescr○○{●¿•¡•¡°°◇◇\◇|$}¥¥\$`€`$ing
>>202195221smartest leftist
>>202195729nigga posting in his oort cloud language
>>202195651dank meme vine compilations from 2016
>>202195714smarm mostly
The Asian Fanny.
Your Prince and Princess
>>202195027Why do you guys always recycle the same 3 or 4 edishes? Is every LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish posted by the same OP?
she def let some brothas slip it in x
>>202195562Lierene is still a liar
>>202195790why don't you mind your own business?
Uni starting again soon can't wait to see the palestianian popup camps on campuses againthey strangely disappeared over the summer
Crying in McDonald's.
>>202195786actually there are 3 princes and 2 princesses in that image
Rorkesheed on a mad one
>>202195863bravo nolan
>>202195786ToT
>>202195863>Chris NolanKINO
>so... you had black boyfriends before? interesting...
>>202195863Give that man another Oscar
Free to choose.Free to live.Simple as.
>>202195651blackpill youtubers
>>202195822Would that mean I couldn't check your dubs?
>>202195786nothing to do with me
ANOTHER ONEI TELL YOU SHE WILL BE FREE BY 2026 AND THAT LYING HOSPITAL WILL BE CLOSED DOWN
>>202195665"Wherever I am, I must rape"
>>202195790it's one schizo autist but i think you might be spainnonce who already knows this and is probably the person doing it
>>202195790Yes
>>202195951no you can check them, and these
>>202195970l owe rorke an apology
drinking in front of the computer again on a friday night
Don’t see anything wrong with this. Might give it a go
>>202195027would you kill yourself already? the thread has been much better without you here
>>202195970but muh jury muh jurymuh post-it note
>>202195970i dont understand why schizos are so drawn to her, what makes her so different to every other serial killer
>>202195970Mousenonce your internet privileges need revoking
>>202195970read a post here about how she was framed by incompetent pakis and im starting to believe it
desperately need an early nightfeel like I'm about to pass out
reckon shipman might have been innocent
>>202195790It's one very mentally unwell poster, this is his entire life, he does nothing else other than be here posting the same tired images and webms.
>>202196041have you considered an actual apple?
>>202196053come on mate already had a wank this morning, dont make me do it again
>>202195638Always regret the wanks I do but never the ones I force myself to skip.
Was at a house party a while back, loads of people, lots of girls, loud music etc. It was dark out but we had a lot of lights. Anyway this one lad was absolutely wasted. I don't know if he was just pissed out of his head or on something more serious, but he was fucked. He was also very cute I might add. definitely not over 20. Anyway, the lad must have been confused or just desperate because he pulled his pants down, pointed his bum to the side and just shat right on the picnic table bench. People were laughing and I could see them going for their phones so I just stuck my face right into the poo and started gobbling it down. Everyone was mortified but it took the attention right off of him and I covered my face pretty well so I think I got off without being caught on camera. I mean, it wasn't my main intent to do it just to save the lad but he was such a cute twink and seeing the log come out of his lovely arse I just couldn't help myself, but if it helped him not get too much hassle for it I'd say that's a win-win. Anyway, ubered the fuck out of there as fast as I could, maybe I should have took the lad with me.
>>202196086Women are nonces
>>202196098Canslad isn’t mentally ill per se he’s just a lonely alkie boomer
mad that someone convinced people that raising wages increases inflation even though it literally doesn't
i need a big dick nigga to fill my white bussy
>>202195984I'm a veteran spainnonce nooticer and I dont think canstwat is spaino. He has a very distinctive posting style that he doesnt bother to disguise
>>202196053Tidy and tiny. Just how I like them.Going to go Vietnam next year, been Thailand and Philippines many times.
>>202195651>The lower court found that Thomas was 'obviously stuck in the completely unrealistic idea of living again in the near future with his daughters, whose mother he admittedly killed and dismembered, at his previous place of residence.'>The Basel court stated that there are 'concrete indications of a mental illness or a significant psychopathological personality disorder' in Thomas' case, paired with a 'high level of criminal energy, lack of empathy and cold-bloodedness after killing his wife'.>A psychiatric-forensic expert consulted by the head of the proceedings said in July that further examinations were required to make a 'sufficiently substantiated' assessment of Thomas.
>>202196161many such cases>The paedophile teachers who preyed on their pupils: From sex predator Rebecca Joynes to classroom assistant Kandice Barber, the school staff who abused the position of trust to groom underage studentshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13430603/The-paedophile-teachers-preyed-pupils-sex-predator-Rebecca-Joynes-classroom-assistant-Kandice-Barber-school-staff-abused-position-trust-groom-underage-students.html
women be out there breaking hearts and crushing souls like a dark souls player character
>>202196086screeching at this, she's a proper autist it seems
>>202196053fanny is grim. not gay but cocks are just more aesthetic
DEAR AMERICAN WHO MADE THIS POST ABOUT FILTERING CANSLAD >>202041648it hasn't worked. can still see his posts about le cans unfortunately. so, no kevin grosskreutz message of thanks for you. instead, you get this kevin grosskreutz message of despair
>>202196218Hi Spaincunt
>>202195863based accelerator
sucking a shiraz
>>202196265Based KGK19 appreciator.An underrated player.
Right lads, time to get the BIG cans and the chips of some sortDo I go for the BIG chips with chicken or the medium chips with the fish or maybe the small chips with the double sausages?And of course, I'll consider just ending it all and going to sleep early
disembarking a poo
Listening to Meshuggah. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
likkle timmy
>>202196314What are Canslad’s thoughts on spice bags?
there's this middle aged autistic lady at work (law firm) and she just spends half of the day on the phone going on angry tirades with the various other organisations we work for she gets so fucking fuming at others incompentence it's great
>>202196314corr chips and chicken i reckon
>>202196194YJK
>>202196356lack of vitamin bbc
wish i had ketamine or weedwant to lose all sense of reality for a few hours and have fake profound insights and visions
four little speckled frogs,sat on a speckled log,eating the most delicious bugs (yum yum)then one jumped in the pool-
>>202196356Would you shag her?
>15kg of pink Himalayan salt for £30 (£2 per kilo)>People are selling 1kg bags of coarse pink Himalayan salt for £8I can quadruple my money here. Salt is salt, doesn’t matter if it is originally for horse licks. I just need to crush it up and put it in a 1kg bag.Am I missing something or is this just free money?
>>202196237>Maths teacher given the nickname 'Bunda Becky' arrives at courtlel
>>202196174he is extremely schizophrenic, narcissistic and has said several times himself that he's a sociopath (though i think he's actually just got aspergers)he's not even a real alcoholic and has simply used the word and concept of cans as a way to make people see him in a good lightif you replace the word cans with milk then suddenly there's absolutely nothing to like (not thta there should be anyway)
>>202196367wog you
WHERE IT WAS NICE AND COOLthen there were only three frogs left
I buy 15kg of salt. That's my bank now
>>202196265uBlockOrigin > Settings > My Filters > paste:4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-ie):if(.postMessage:has-text(/canslad|cans/i))
>>202196345Not a fan of themNot really a fan of anything that's not generic Irish shite out of a fast food placeDon't mind proper chinese food, tho>>202196367The BIG chicken is tempting, lad.Or I might go on the aul diet and get the small chips with the BIG chickenDecisions, fucking decisions
Thought it was mental that people working at actual law firms post in this board before remembering that even British lawyers only earn about 40k pound annually.
cronem
>>202196436sociopaths aren't posting on /brit/ lolyou sound like a fat woman describing her ex boyfriend
>>202196414honestly yeahI think she is a virgin but when the sweat glistens off her feint mustache hairs on a hot day as she mouthbreathes it stirs something primal inside me
>>202196467squeaking
Greatness always prevails.
>>202196484Mate everyone here earns 250k, is 6'4 and has a ten inch dick
At the very least Lucy Letby deserves a new trial only to prove her innocence and she should be freed as soon as possible. AND A REAL TRIAL NOT THEIR CLANDESTINE BULLSHIT TRIAL THEY DID WITH REAL COVERAGE>Update 13 May 2024: A feature about Lucy Letby published by The New Yorker in the US has been restricted so it cannot be accessed by readers in the UK. UK users trying to access the article are met with a message stating: “Oops. Our apologies. This is, almost certainly, not the page you were looking for.”THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED ONE DAY.
>>202196436Why are you diagnosing people with various mental illnesses Diego you fucking loser hypocrite
Why did they go after are Lucy?
>>202196490>cronemmore like cro-magnon LUL
>>202196314Post proof you're in Ireland and eating fries and drinking beer or you're 190 and need to be euthanized
>>202196237>Kandice Barber (pictured), 37, is free after serving half her jail term and plans to start rebuilding her life with her three childrenCrazy how they're still allowed to be around children
>>202196557omddds LOL
>>2021964762Qswill this hide the OP or links to it?will this hide replies to his relentless cans posts?
>>202195463yes lad>>202195469don't threaten me with a good time!
>>202196590you are timmy and a homosexual
>>202196422how do you keep it coarse though? reckon it's harder than it seems to grind salt down. plus you won't be able to sell it as pure if it's been in your smelly bedroom
>>202196602Just get 4chanx and filter the Irish flag
>>202196618straight up projection
>>202196602No OP isn't a replyContainerNo you will see replies
>>202195651just trying to tune in that seasidemark stream dee lads
Can't imagine being a woman over the age of 16 and still being a virginLiterally howEven the fattest grossest smelliest hambeasts can get sex just by having vagine
>>202196645Feel free to post the archive links to thousands of detailed unique posts about black penises I have posted here like you have posted literally for years every single day.
>>202196494>>202196542>schizophreniche thinks everyone is spainnonce>narcissistiche needs attention eg. spamming OPs with his shit gimmick for well over a yearand sociopath was his words
Right, what the fuck is the fucking problem with me posting about cans?Really, why the fuck are people so pissed about it?And I don't pissed as in fluttered but pissed as in how I feel when I don't have the cans
>>202195027I love this woman and want to know her name.
>>202196721>>202196561
is it jif or gif?
>filtering bet you gayboys report posts too
A THREADFUL OF PEOPLE DISCUSSING THE CANCER POSTERAGAINON A FRIDAY EVENING NO LESSAND THEY WONDER WHY YOU HATE HIM
>>202196765Cif
>>202196776Yes, I report rule breakers when I see them.
>>202196237Female Teacher, Age strikes again
>>202196813well done on announcing a report mate
God has forsaken me and billions must die.
>>202196813pussy hole
>>202196721we've had this discussion so many times and you just end up going "WELL IF YE DONT LOIKE IT, THEN FUCK YE!!! YE CANT SEE HOW IRANIC IS IT CAN YE???? SPAINO! SPAINO!" and then carry on spamming your shit gimmick all evening every eveningso what's the point
How many arguments had Diego lost today?
>>202196237can't believe the male ones are 29/30, they look fucking grim
sn on his Canadian VPN again talking about himself
i love reporting postsit's arguably more fun than making postsdefinitely more fun than reading posts
>>202196878Don't remember this, ladMostly because I don't use that term or type like a spastic
>>202196602>Will this hide the OP?No. Generally you don't want to hide OPs as it doesn't look nice visually and you scroll down in seconds anyway. This would though:4chan.org##.postContainer.opContainer:has(.flag-ie):if(.postMessage:has-text(/canslad|cans/i))>Will this hide a post containing link to an OP?Technically yes however if that bothers you, here's one that doesn't: 4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-ie):if(.postMessage:has-text(/canslad|cans/i)):not(:has([href^="/int"]))>Will this hide posts replying to the filtered posts?No.
>>202196796Not everyone will simply ignore him Everyone should be informed about how to spot, filter, and avoid him or he will never leave He is not invincible, he's just a mentally ill autistic incel with no life no friends no future and he will continue to invent new ways to ruin this thread an other places unless a concerted effort is taken to block him The other possibility is he works as a janitor too and the moderators enable and encourage his behaviour for reasons unknown
might get on the pink cocaine
>>202196860PUSSIO
I hate how mentally ill this general has become. it’s literally just the same handful of schizos accusing each other of being spain nonce 24/7
brb, sorting myself out with some chippies x
mad how the first time we invaded Ireland it was because they won't Catholic ENOUGH and then we invaded them again for being TOO Catholic aha
>>202196997It's not actually
>>202196933i know you're trolling but>Searching for posts that contain ‘spaino’ and in ‘IE’ and posts after 2024-05-01. 192 results found.
um
*walks into /brit/*>NO YOURE SPAINO!>NO YOURE SPAINO!>BIG BLACK COCKS!>Cans!? Eh lads? Le cans!?>I want to die>BIG BLACK COCKS! I LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS!>Im not Spaino you cucknadian!>But the cans lads! Cans! lmao*turns around and closes the door behind me*
Jumps up and down like a Mexican jumping beanKTIMKTIMM!!!!
mad how next time we invade Ireland it will be because they aren't Muslim enough
Another Friday night spent on 4chan is it? Why aren’t you lads going out?
>>202197065I never said I didn't point out spaino is being a trannyI don't remember typing like a retarded spastic is what I meant, lad>>202197077>>Cans!? Eh lads? Le cans!?May as well, lad
>>202197006fr fr
>>202197090so are you jumping up and down or lying down on the bed?
Have fun with your thread retard
>>202197099don't want to
>>202197076feed her to cats. eye for an eye.
>>202197111you have the sense of humour and comedic ability of a 13 year old
>>202197077see none of thesethey are filtered you see i even filtered this post i never even saw it
>>202197099I'm so over sitting in a loud spoons full of mongs talking complete shite until we go to a dark loud club where I awkwardly spaz about on the dance floor. I'd rather be reading a book exercising my mind
catberg being cute and endearing and looking extra fluffy because she's growing her winter fur
>>202197201A clue? Gained.
>>202197099Incel night drive and a maccies planned for later me x
>South Park: were sorry
>>202197228what you gonna get from McDs fella
The ultimate endgame is where there is no more /brit/. It's just an empty page. You have filtered all the posts
'kin state
>>202197228Literally my ideal Friday night
>>202197228what you going to get?
Any Northerners going out for a night on the town this weekend? Wetherspoons, kebabs, Tinder... that sort of thing?
south park fell off
>The “consent or pay” model arrived in the UK this summer after first being introduced by European news titles including Bild and Der Spiegel in Germany. And yet they tell me I need consent and pay
another thread ruined by cancer
what time are we all meeting at the monty pyke tomorrow?
>>202197281all those silvers (except KJT) would have been gold if not for ameridopers
hype
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y8yny033no>A 10-year-old was sexually abused by another child at a playing field, police have said.>The force said its investigation was ongoing and urged people to be "mindful of what they are sharing online".ah well that answers that question then
>>2021973227am but be there by 5am Stand around outside waiting for us to turn up
>>202197177hoodlums
>>2021973467am bit early to start drinking innit
Hate this fucking cold shite, bring back the summer you weather mongs
Do you think the phrase “square up to someone” is a) distinctive to a region in Britain b) distinctive to Britain c) not diistinctive to Britain
get mixy be in the mix
>>202197306can't you just delete the cookies afterwards?
>>202197339step 5: BBC
>>202197261>>2021972903 for £3 deal is gone so either 20 nuggets or a couple of cheap saver menu burgers. Not paying £7 for whatever their fancy burger of the month is, it’s never worth it, would rather have 4 regular cheeseburgers for less.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vPWxiVxiCnA
>>202197388*me, gagged up in a chair in the centre, my mouth stuffed with used toilet paper*
>Barrow’s players have been offered a bigger bonus should they lose their Carabao Cup tie against Chelsea than if they win.>Telegraph Sport has seen details of League Two side’s bonus schedule, with the players set to receive £1,000 each if they lose the third-round tie on Sept 24, and just £250 for pulling off a shock victory at Stamford Bridge.This is not illegal?
get the peckers posted
>>202197380b
Mass killings of Jews in the Holocaust
>>202197415that new beefy fries burrito from taco bell is quite leng
>>202197418we do be living in the future
>>202197468the deserved it and were probs even worse back then before it
why does this make me feel sad manhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1726250645040282.jpg
Lads, I was about to go to bed and then I thought, wouldn't /brit/ love it if I went out for the cans and chips
>>202197336yeah the yanks were juiced to fuckthat mcloughlin woman who won the 400m hurdles was deeply suspicious
>>202197177looking forward to Halloween
>>202197516WAHEY
>>202197468Didn't happen. And if it did it was typhus and starvation caused by Allied bombings.
>>202197388cronem meet up
>>202195225Wtf is wrong with people
>>202197516Bit early lad
>>202197508that stuffed teddy is soaked in her pussy juice
Rambunctious negroes
you just know some boundaries are going to be overstepped tonight in this country and that makes me sad
>>202197444the mighty barrow need not the carabao cup
Who here is excited for Squid Game season 2!?!?!?
>>202197646squid games coronavirus
well they're 5000 years old in the original manga
>>202197646HELL YEAH
>>202197646ME (not really)
>>202195225but why?
Shut the whole thing right off — Silence — When you answer the machine you provide it with more recordings to be played back to your “enemies” keep the whole nova machine running — The Chinese character for “enemy” means to be similar to or to answer — Don’t answer the machine — Shut if off —
Diego would've loved that
>>202197614If Barrow lose it's over, if they win, they go through to the next round with the possibility of another £250, if they win or a possible £1,000, if they lose.Matt Hughes needs to re-think, the incentive is still there to have a cup run.
You can tell that none of you neeks have ever had a proper scrap, just cocky nerds who act hard on the internet cos theyre meek and submissive as fuck in real life lol
My mum absolutely loves Squid Game. She's watched it perhaps 6 or 7 times last I checked.I don't know why she enjoys watching it over and over again but she does.
>>202197655
>>202197680got the toil laptop off mateturned it off at 5pm
>>202197738Try asking her you boring cowardly cunt
>>202197418souless
>>202197655>>202197670>>202197672WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
am 29 but people always thought i was a teenager because of my baby face but now i'm starting to get wrinkles and now i look like a weird wrinkle babythis must be what they call "twink death"
>>202197781Older.Fatter.Balder.
Canslad has inspired me to get a chippy mealCheers canslad!
So wait they are just swimming in money these schools?
>>202197802i'm not getting fat or balding though, i've just got some crow's feet at the corners of my eyes and lines in my forehead
>>202197742Don't think he's talking about ludditsm as much as he talking about this
>>202197808It's a business meant to generate a net profit to shareholders and owners. Of course they are swimming in money, what did you think.
>>202197807Chiplad
>>202197781I aged like 10 years in the last three/four. Skin started getting greyer, less light in my eyes, went bald, the little hair I do have I’ve started to get greys, put on five stone, got no energy, joints hurt
>>202197859vaxx status?
Now I want poutine
>>202197844or this
>>202197388average hoodlum's traphouse
>>202197808why is the telegraph pretending to not know the difference between input and output VAT?
>>202197877Unvaxxed obviously I’m not retarded
I got three Pfizer shots and I'm fine
>>202197935wee woo wee woo early alert
>>202197741love karina
>>202195225Did this guy get arrested and where was this
i got 2 astra zenecas and other than this spasm in the arm i got injected in ewfcjkavnbhjbd di'm fine sdhabsjbdskkdjvcnsdk
>>202197981errrr mate
>>202197880sex sex
>>202197932>>202197932>>202197932
