funny little toy-edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpWLhBPVFBkthis is my favourite war flick
>>202200899i hate fatties so much it's unreal
there's a janny afoot
>>202200899>the earlier thread gets deletedFucking tranny jannies.
>>202200899I just bonded with a Chinese guy over our love of Japanese girlsthis is what Canada is about
>>202200919for me, its All quiet on the western front or Platoonthe steel helmet was really good too
>>202200967New jannies are subhumansCan’t even do their unpaid job well
>>202201000I'm literally Barnes
>>202200962I noticed lol>>202200894As I was saying this is complete bullshit. I was timed for "troll posts" when I told the faggot to kys, now I can't make fucking threads. This is just shadow totalitarianism, this isn't what 4 chan is about
>looking thought 1800s paintings>notice a lot of young girls with bare feeti think it's not a modern phenomenon
>>202201000>All quiet on the western front or PlatoonThe scene where they're eating the officers' food and the French deploy the tanks and flame throwers is great
overcooked my 2 steaks. but the pierogies made up for it
>>202200971U asian too?
>>202201031Why would footfags be a new thing? It was probably way more risque to show feet to people.Reminder: Cinderella is over 1000 years old, and the entire glass slipper is because the Chinese have a small foot fetish. They thought small feet were very feminine.
I crave drugs
>bar near me has a drink I really want to try>but it probably wont have any chicks to maybe maybe talk to>food is also really pricey>could go to another bar but its expensive as shit>but it has one of those multicade setups and lots of normies go therewut do
>>202201139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U40o3eDNOka veritable youtube classic
>>202201119look through bouguereaus paintings and tell me he isn't a feet fag pedo, by today standards at least
the good news: the ssris are actually helping in a way i didn't even think was possible, i can't believe i'm not a mentally exhausted nervous wreck at all hours of the day right now? and haven't been for this week??the bad news: it's hard to describe, but cumming feels lame now to the point where i think i'm gonna be doing it a lot less.
>>202201193bee yourself
>>202201211I don't need to look, I already knew that there were footfags and pedos. I already believe you.
>>202201253beeing myself is why Im a chud
>>202201271i don't care.
>>202201218Shrink put me on Zoloft but I only took it for a week and then met a drug dealer and started doing illegal drugs and pills I wasn’t prescribed instead
>>202201218>the ssris>cumming feels lame now to the point where i think i'm gonna be doing it a lot lessWatch out, FBI. We got another potential shooter on our hands.
My lunch break feast? Peanut butter and 2 slices of bread. Wagie bros we eatin good
>>202201316
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa too much pain
>>202201330Me? Cigarette and a cuppa Joe Lunch is the same
I am going to buy 1) Salt (iodized)2) Tea (chamomile)3) Paprikafrom the nearby grocery store, and I will be biking there.anybody want anything? (only /cum/ countries allowed to ask)
>>202201218>working out>trying to better himselfFar right extremist spotted.
>>202201371pizza flavored pringles
How do I wash a suitcase?
>>202201400What kind?
>>202201400Take it to the dry cleaners, moron
You ever drop crystal MDMA into an energy drink and then go for a run?I was probably close to dying from massive heart failure so many times bros
>>202201371olive oilbasmati ricerusset potatoesrotisserie chickenbay leavesshawarma seasoning blendcanadian baconamerican cheese
I had an oversized chicken burrito for lunch. I have so much fucking chicken. Fuck.
>>202201482ribeye?
>>202201370Gnomes? Hard pass.Corrupted Mesopotamian Dwarf slavers with WWI-lvl tech? BAYI SHAAARTU!
>>202201467I mixed MDMA and coke before, but I didn't go running after. There's few things in life that are better than MDMA and coke mix.
>>202201330Can't go wrong with a peanut butter sandwich.
>>202201323kino>>202201328i have no hate for anyone. i just want to be at peace with myself, helpful to others, and good at what i do. i know after taking ssris there's an elevated risk of suicide since it gives you such a... nice freeing feeling to act where before i was held back my just thinking about what could go wrong in every scenario. i could see how that leads to someone getting the energy to sewer slide but i just want to go outside on a walk right now and talk to people and enjoy nature and WOW i'm not sad right now>>202201387/homegym/ bros where are we at? i've made huge progress ever since i moved into my own place
>>202201526This is a gnome generalGo back to your mines you bearded goblin
>>202201371Gimme some a them kalamata olives and some pita, feta and hummusMy gastronomy must be hellenized, or it's the end of the day.
>>202201522yeah or new york strip
>>202201464You can take a suitcase to the dry cleaners?
I hate olives
>>202201595based
>>202201556I never really got into coke because I knew I would get hopelessly addicted I was already addicted to MDMA and benzos I also never tried opiates because I didn’t want to end up robbing people for heroin money
>>202201600You can take a Cuisinart to the dry cleaners, doesn't mean they're gonna clean it.But yeah you can take fabric suitcases to the dry cleaners
>>202201568>WOW i'm not sad right nowI was only joking about the shooter comment. I'm legit happy for you, anon. I hope you're able to use this momentum to keep making incremental improvements to your life. Remember, we're here for you.
>>202201440A samsonite >>202201663Hmm interesting
>I hate olives.
cum cum cum
>>202201568You should try illicit drugs too It worked for me but I did have a two year period where I was a bit of an addict and alcoholic
watching destiny
>>202201719I say this but I dont look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27b1yhdjEvwposting rockabilly in an American general (the artist is Welsh tho but shhh)
>>202201792your destiny? what does it look like?
>>202201785i'm trying to stop my drinking arc actually, almost started really sliding into that for awhile.as for drugs, what kind?
>>202201654When I was abusing drugs, my only rule that I managed to keep, was no needles. I remember getting my wisdom teeth removed, needing only 3 of the oxy for the pain, and then just taking the rest of the bottle for the fun of it.I was quite addicted, and I only kicked the drugs, because all of my dealers stopped talking to me. I'm so glad that I did, because if I hadn't then, I would have been a fent addict by now.
I'm watching ltg videosHe just told a guy in his chat to "suck my virtual cock and watch the matrix nutt dribble down ya fuckin chin, bitch nigga".This guys fucking hularious
>>202201713>samsoniteSorry, hard plastic or cloth?
>>202201870more like low IQ scrub
>>202201947Outstanding postKeep on living
>>202201850>No needlesMe too. This girl I used to do speed with (we kinda did it together) we had never slammed it. We didn't trust any of our friends enough to slam it with them, so we were gonna pop out Needle cherry together. Get a hotel room and try it. Luckily we never got around to it.This was years and years ago, before the present era I wouldn't do drugs today if you paid me, that fentanyl shit scares the fuck out of me and it's everywhere. They cut meth and coke with all kinds of shit nowadays, wouldn't touch it
>>202201921I hope you garnished it with more cold cuts and cheese so it's less depressing
i will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the lord having saved the people out of the land of egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not
who was the first gooner?
>>202201850I used to be friends with several dealers but all of them are in prison and two are dead (one shooting one OD)I also stuck with no needles but I tried coke once and liked it a bit too much I honestly still crave coke and MDMA>>202201847The ones I used regularly were LSD, shrooms, DMT (a couple times a month), MDMA, weed obviously, Xanax, adderall, whatever other pills I could get Xanax, MDMA, and weed were daily
>>202202096and a lesbian :)
>>202202137Usually put MDMA in a water bottle and would drink that It’s awful tasting but it’s happy juice
*kneels*
>>202202068Onan
>>202202027>They cut meth and coke with all kinds of shit nowadays, wouldn't touch itI was friends, well as much as you can be, with a coke dealer. I used to watch him step on the coke he was selling with whatever white powders he had in the house. Flour, baking soda, whatever. By the time he got it, it was probably stepped on at least 3 times previously, so I only bought from the stuff that he hadn't got a chance to step on again.Back when oxys were new, so he wasn't cutting drugs with other drugs yet. All the MDMA or E that I got, was usually methy though. Not always methy, sometimes it was just MDMA.So glad that I don't do drugs now though. I would have died.
How you gonna tell a monkey NOT to eat a coconut? Monkey gonna do what that monkey wanna do.
This guy posts nothing but the most brain dead shite
>>202202258didn't he fuck a woman and pull out THOUGH
>tfw got my drug use out of my system before all of the Chinese fent started flooding in
>>202202294You are talking about yourself surely
>>202202137>I tried coke once and liked it a bit too muchI tried crack once, and liked it way too much.>I honestly still crave coke and MDMAThat's one of the reasons I don't drink much anymore. I get drunk and want to sleep with any female that will, if there's no females around, I want coke. It's easier to just be sober, and not make bad life choices.
>>202202271>So glad that I don't do drugs now though. I would have diedI hear you. I think back on some of the shit I did and am amazed I'm still alive now. Back in 05 I dropped 6 hits of acid at Mardi Gras , the first one after hurricane Katrina. Fucking blew my mind walking around the French quarter with all the lights and women flashing tits. Then I walked down to the moonwalk and watched ships come in all night while sitting on the banks of the Mississippi. I don't remember where I got the acid from, it could have been anything
Might buy a bit of (legal) pot tbqh
>>202202341No I only make high iq posts
>>202202414>>202202443Anime and manga is for pedophiles
>>202202489i don't usually post anime because it's divisive sorry
>>202202489ThisEverytime you see some degenerate faggot shit it's like invariably accompanied by some gay ass anime pic
>>202202514Dividing the elderly German away from this general is a good thing
>>202202550sorry
>>202202302No idea, the only period of my life when read the old testament in my early teens and that was the King James Version and it was in pre-internet (at least for me) 1990s Slovenia, so something must've gotten lost in translation. I don't think I've ever read the new testament, I just watched an art movie by Pasolini and the one by Gibson about it. I'm also a diehard atheist, have been since I read Arthur C. Clarke at 15.
>>202202405>it could have been anythingBeen there. I was at a 7/11 buying snacks while gaming. I hadn't done any drugs in about a year at this point. I'm in line, the person in front of me, somehow drops a dime bag of some white powder. I had no idea what it was, but I swiped it, before anyone noticed. Paid for my snacks, and then discovered that it was coke at home.It's why I knew I had to move, and never live in a major city again. Drugs are too easy to find there.
>>202202564Don't worry about it pal, no harm done
>>202202514>>202202550Enjoy animesimple as
>>202201900Cloth
>>202202560i look like that
/cum/ has always been pro-anime
>>202202573Yeah. Its been so long for me I don't even have the desire to do drugs anymore. Gimme a glass of whiskey and I'm straight
May Allah humiliate the one who posts in /cum/
>>202202638it would be pretty funny if god just started putting us all in embarrassing but harmless situations
I stopped reading manga because it's too poorly translated. the transition from the mangakas words to English via some amateur translator who speaks neither English nor Japanese at a high level probably removes a ton of the nuance, not even counting the grammatical errors.
>>202202612I'd just use soap and water, unless you're trying to get it passed drug dogs, then I'd just buy a new one. Soap and water should be enough, add some vinegar if it's not enough.
>>202202687>I stopped reading manga because it's too poorly translated. the transition from the mangakas words to English via some amateur translator who speaks neither English nor Japanese at a high level probably removes a ton of the nuance, not even counting the grammatical errors.
do the D-A-N-C-E 1234 fight
>>202202626Hi finster Can you please stop reporting political posts
>>2022027075'4" ass nigga
Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas?I need to get myself away from this place"I said, "Yep, what a conceptI could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"
>>202202714STICK TO THE B-A-I C'Sget ready to ignite
>>202202632I'm jealous. There's lots of times where I'm having a bad day, and having to put effort into pushing the "Doing coke or MDMA would really solve this problem" thoughts out of my head. Stay strong, brother.
Do the dance do the dance
>>202202729jason is a 6 foot ubermensch
the link between trannies and anime has been obfuscated by the deep state
>>202202560fk is neutral on anime though, unless he's changed I haven't been around much lately
there's like a greasy layer of something on the inner side of my water bottle
>>202202781Twitter already revealed the truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zc7a-GDA8stole this from the swedish general
I admit that I jacked off to Goldenboy manga but that was like 20 years ago
>>202202760same but with adderall
>>202202805yeah nah nah nah yeah cunt...or however the huntsman spider leaps on your face
Do you think the gym will be crowded on a Friday afternoon?
>>202202875I'd doubt it, Friday night was the best time to go to the gym.
https://youtube.com/shorts/oPKGrUbGoLA
i'm guilty for how much i use youtube
>>202202847I remember that buzz when i was prescribed adderall, it's nuts. I ended up switching because I would spend all day doing nothing but playing an engineer game and starving. I can't imagine what it does to people without ADHD
>>202202921Footfags are second against the wall, right after the commies.
There's no drunken evening when I won't groove to Diana Ross's Inside Out at least once. Dem Edwards & Rodgers, man, crazy disco MF's on a mission.
>>202202952it's like a productivity cheat codei'd do stuff i had put off for months because of adderall, and i miss it dearly
>>202202952do you mean you would spend all day playing as engineer in tf2
i'm back from the grocery store. i didn't buy any of you faggots what you asked for
>>202202995then whyd you ask, asshole
>>202202995I wanted a street sweeper. You can get that at the mart in the US, right?
>>202203036>demollochratsgood post
What does the inside of a vagina feel like?
>>202203086fish and sweat
Uh oh looks like the discord trannies are here
>>202203025i was hoping one of you cretins would ask for beer, so i could get beer and pretend it was for my internet friends
https://youtu.be/lVmmYMwFj1IThis song will never stop being a bop
>>202203086Warm, the wetness is mostly the same stuff that mucus is made from. The psychological/emotional feeling is like validation and "oh fuck this is great" mixed together.
>>202203086why dont you go figure that out on your own
I rewatched Terrifier 2 over 10 hours yesterday and I wasn't even hungover. All at once it loses all momentum within the first 5 minutes, is somewhat boring, sporadically gruesome and exciting, and beautiful and sort of epic despite the low budget. I still think Damien Leone's a great schlocky talent who WILL deliver with Terrifier 3.
>>202203120what kind of friend doesnt buy his internet friend pringles
what does the inside of a mouth feel like on a cock
when theyre around they make me feel like im the only guy in town
My legal weed has been ordered and will arrive within 2 hours, however I will not be smoking it until tonight at which point I will inflict my terrible posts on /cum/mers
>>202203191i don't *"BUY"* seed oils
>>202203086If you microwave some mayonnaise and put it in a ziploc bag then masturbate with it using moderate to light pressure thats basically it. It has to be ziploc brand and you can't use miracle whip
>>202202997well, that's how psychiatry works. you try stuff, it works or it doesn't, you adjust doses or meds until you narrow in on what does work, then you stick with that. i agree with you and my own personal theory is that the ADHD meds were trying to solve a physical exhaustion, when I have issues with a mental exhaustion. SSRIs are working a whole lot better
>>202203195ask your mom, she's an old pro
>>202203204this anon likes little girls
>If you microwave some mayonnaise and put it in a ziploc bag then masturbate with it using moderate to light pressureyou n*ggers need to seriously reevaluate your life
>>202203242but she doesn't have a cocki'm not asking what it feels like to suck cock
>>202203254keep projecting
>DUdE vaginas!>DUdE weed!
>>202203298and like I said, you're moms a pro
>>202203281Wdym? I don't mean until it's hot. Just like body temp or a few degrees more
you ain't got to be bad, ain't got to be so coldthis dog eat dog existence sure is getting oldgotta have a jones for this, a jones for thatthis running with the Joneses just ain't where it's at, boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-hKBmTAADo
>>202203327i'm stupid you need to break it down for meare you telling me to ask my mom to suck my cock
i need a song thats actually good
>>202203298let's just say, she won't explain to you what it feels like
https://youtu.be/sA4uiJuy2rs
This mothanikka's job is to stand there.
>>202203341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGKDF9Y1r4
>>202203341See >>202203137
>>202203340As a baby you drank her milkIsn't it only fair she gets to drink some of yours?If your mom bottle fed you then obviously she doesn't love you enough to say yes.
water bottles i put in the fridge got so cold it hurts to drink them. i love it.
jesus christ they made a clean version of a song about whoreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FP3DFVXARw
6 more years until jesus comes
>>202203367night guards get it so good. i knew a guy who did night guard duty, he ended up hooking up with a fellow night guard and they basically just got to fool around in an empty building for a livable wage
>DUdE incest!
/cum/ niggas be like"this water too spicy"
>>202203442t.bottlecel
>>202203218The funniest thing is some lonely fuck will fall for this if you keep reposting it
>>202203435all night guards are men, that guy was having gay sex and telling you about it to your face
>>2022034266 confirms
tired of not having my dick sucked
>>202203367it's a welcome change from them getting torn apart by a baying mob during the storming of the Bastillehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3t6iHhYksc
TGIF
>>202203526what's he got on the plate next to him? im so hungry :(
>>202203195Ideally she's going to be jerking your shaft while sucking the head, so it feels like getting jerked off with a bunch of extra sensation being given to the head of your dick. If she's not doing that, then her mouth is going to get tired from solo mouth use, and it'll feel like a wet but light jerking off, at best.
>>202203477I only do it like once or twice a week but it's legitI saved so much money on prostitutes with this one little trick. They HATE me!
>>202203575what if my dick is so big its going down her throat
>>202203526WHAT FFFUCKER SAID THAT?
the years creep slowly by lorena
taking a nap at 22:00 UTC
>>202203630oh so we're posting music nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8
what does it feel like to stick your dick in that box from dune
there's a rock type that's literally just shells
>>202203708looks delicious
got shampoo in my eyes
>>202203604You'd need a 9+ inch dick for that. Also it depends on if she has a gag reflex or not. If she doesn't then the head of your dick is going to hit the back of her throat. I don't have a 9+ inch dick, so I'd assume warm, wet, and pressure.If she can't deep throat, which is the norm, then it won't matter how big your dick is, because she's not going to want to choke on it. Unless she's a slut, then she'll force herself to. Which is more psychologically rewarding, watching a girl try to get all of your dick in her mouth.
connections was not bussin today
>>202203477>>202203218almost fell for it. wtf
>>202203708looked like a bunch of frosted flakes stuck together
i don't like the idea of microwaved plastic being on my cock
i had the gf dream last night
>>202203749try this next time
Kinda feel like chewing my finger nails. Not just biting I mean chewing them after biting then off
mania, but pronounced "mon-ya"
>>202203669"I fuck arses". Who fucks arses? Maybe HE fucks arses!
>>202203812ive never had the 'gf dream'
>>202203862don't do that
>>202203883stop replying to ratpedo
i miss having crazy abstract dreams instead of just mundane normal dreams
>>202203779>____ containing E
>>202203901Maybe you are the gf dream
>>202203925hair are your aerials, anon
might start taking zinc again for the cool dreamsalso the huge loads
>>202203905Ok
>>202203708neat
>>202203936try eating different things before bed until they come back
>DUdE semen!
>>202204022do you have a nail clipper
>>202204027say this every time i bust
>>202204055I think so yeah. but I'm at work
Just found a tranny in my area or as it calls himself a ladyboy
goodbye forever
>>202204143well just hold off on it until you get home and you can clip your nailschewing your nails is a nasty habit that makes your nails look bad and makes them grow back weird
>>202204025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWRLcZ7-UQEthis song also obliquely references Nick Drake's All Of These Things First
>>202204172crosspost it properly
This tincture slaps
what if i told you that you're a victim
stop responding to ratpedo
>>202204273I'd still tell you that it's my fault.
>>202204257kill yourself
>>202204279Only if everyone stops responding to fk
GOD I love quesadillas so muchthank god mexico exists
>>202204273OK Mobb Deep
>>202204178Holding off
we can all be victims
>>202204359good be strong soldier o7
>>202204322With cheese?
you did not make it, victim!
That Anzu thread got me in my feelings
I never understood why everyone went bananas over Elf it wasn't even that good just a standard Farrel affair
https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>202204480she needs chapstik asap
>>202204507idk but i haven't watched it in years and it would definitely be nostalgic to watch it again since i grew up with it
Explain to me why I have to wageslave for 40+ years and live with chronic stress all day every day. Who came up with this shit and how can I reach him
Why is the pedo going crazy right now?
>>202204574who cares? filter his flag and you dont even have to see them
>>202204574kill yourself fat
>>202204566you don't know that you'll live for 40 years, bud. cheer up
>>202204566The demiurge came up with it
>>202204507The Germans confused it for a movie starring an 11 (Elf) year old girl and rushed to the cinema in droves
>>202204507it's one of the last good christmas movies made imo
>>202204507Because Millennials didn't really have a "Christmas movie" for their generation. Home Alone/2 were sorta, but still on the tail end of Gen-X. Elf was distinctly Millennial movie.It's alright, but as you said, no where close to being as good as his classics.Nothing will top Night At The Roxbury though.
>*looks around*>you are the only one having a mental breakdown right now. you look like an idiot
the best way to spread christmas cheeris singing loud for all to hear
i like the anti-establishment message when the swat team is trying to arrest santa in central park
>>2022045668 hours of work, 8 hours of fun, 8 hours of sleep. Be thankful for the union strikers that fought for and died for the 40 hour work week. It used to be 60+.
>>202204566was it the Shrek of Christmas movies?
Sucks that Uranus is so cool but it's impossible for it to get much positive attention because of its name
there are a lot of pro narco mexican commies on 4chan I don't understand why.
The mega melty continues
>>202204733I think rockets should be sent up there
miracle on 34th stcharlie brown christmasthe life and adventures of santa clausrudolph the red nosed reindeeryear without a santa clausjim carry grinch + the originalthe GOAT xmas movies
>>202204733poor uranusthe butt of the joke for decades and never taken seriously
>>202204772a big long rocket
>>202204743it allows them an escape from their personal shortcomings. same with pro drumpf chuds here. losers all the same
>jim carrey grinchnah elf is better than that movie
>>202204733>Uw-like in uWu>ran-like i ran away>us-like the group of us went to the storeuw-ran-usBut that's not nearly as fun as saying Your-anus.
>nah elf is better than that movie
i'm going to get up to piss, wait here while i'm gone
>>202204728>>202204716>>202204644>>202204630I refuse to live just to pay bills and consume plastic shit
Any reason why rat pedo has been having a melty for several days straight? What possesses him to sPam this thread for 20 hours a day? This is his life.
didn't ask
>>202204894you're wrong he's right
>>202204905your options are>suicide>be homeless>be ted kacynzski in the woodsunless you have some amazing skill or talent you can make big bucks off of
>>202204947>>202204947>>202204947
>>202204733Uranus is cool but hardly the most interesting planet. Europa NEEDS to be investigated, badly.>volcanic activity (heat, minerals)>ocean twice the size of ours>tidal activity (more heat, movement)>protected from Jovian radiationthere is going to be life under Europa's ice sheet exterior
.
>>202207780this
still not drunk
reading smut stories about female orcs even though I have no interest in fantasy, I just like big loud women with big tits and thick thighs
Le drunk at le bar
Can't even handle money anymoreSeen way too much of itLike wearing the same outfit every day
>>202201371frozen peetsa
Blsrghhh
>>202212172So you like black women then
How is this thread still up
Should I hop on minoxidil and fin? I don't have male pattern baldness but I do have some pretty noticable thinning in the font, sides, and back.
>>202214358
Lamb meat is really good.
>>202214358Start fin now. Don’t listen to the people online that say it will make your dick fall off. Future you will thank you.
