the new as it were edition
>furry porn is noncey https://i.4cdn.org/int/1726298711067051.jpgure smoking. go back to britfeel instead of insertig into everything slightly sexual >>202213175>>202215930
rorke driving a 2009 suzuki swift
yep this is the thread
Not using that other faggot thread, this is the one
The burger has spoken and this is the fucking thread.
>>202216329americans went to that thread instead lol
i'm rorke
>>202216304hi toby
>chill playlist on>cofefe>the economistyeah, it's saturday morning
Dude feet lol
How do l get a job after 5 years of being a neet
>Prue Leith, 84, ditches pastry for PVC as she debuts VERY bold all leather look on the catwalk at London Fashion Weekdisgustingwoman at her age should be in a HOME
>>202216367become a cam girl
>>202216367lie on your cv obviously, i managed to get a job after nearly a decade of neethood
>>202216367there are places that hire abduls with 0 documentation so it can't be that hard
>>202216369
>>202216367warehouse
>>202216403her legs are hairier than mine
>>202216361
>>202216360another day of saying the same thing over and over again is it you retarded "for free" fuckup dog? >hurr i see thing>i say thingthats your entire life. no im not mad you are just a massive waster annoying cunt and its not "being mad" to say that. also do your job you fuckup
>>202216455don't be mad toby :(
Berezovsky is now sucking cocks in the seventh circle of hell
>>202216477don’t post porn mate
>>202216477:o
morning faggers
>>202216505'ning
lads if something was posted 1st class to me yesterday what time do you reckon it'll come
>>202216472alright putin
>>202216531monday
can i come too
>>202216531>1st class stamp Isn't that like over a fiver now
susanna reid sex arse
>>202216561*closes the window and laughs at you*
>>202216531piss off druggard
Berezovsky is STILL deadLMAO HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>202216581it's my phone akshually
how easy is to start a bank and get rich off of usury
watching a rather fat man talking about linux
watching a noncehunter video and the nonce is saying hes not a pedofork because he can't get his willer hard anymore to fuck
does poo taste better or worse than it smells
pony pony ass bitch watchu watchu want when you drop your knickers to the floor
>>202216600Don't know, but Berezovsky got killed for that
>>202216615Was it Berezovsky?
I should really explore the world..
Might convert to JudaismIts just good business
Mental how this bitch (allegedly) pushed propaganda in my country on behalf of a foreign nation. I have been watching her stuff on and off since around 2017 and I never found her particularly intelligent or entertaining. She uploaded some of the most vacuous conservaslop imaginable. "This WOKE TikTok is INSANE" -type nonsense. Guess the only reason I or anybody else kept watching was entirely because of them looks.
>>202216652Typical cock smoking liberal faggot
>>202216652Israel pushes their propaganda in your country without anyone batting an eyelid
>>202216652This is what she looked like when she first started making content by the way
is yellowteethlad in
>>202216705hmmghhung
stanley kubrick invented the mirror selfie in the 1940s
>>202216740
mad how much booze they give you on BA
got the erykah badu on
Going to a Haitian barbeque
>>202216715...yh
eating my gfs potato salad
just heard my neighbour shouting because i fartedwalls are like paper in this bastard place
>>202216814bet its not the only salad she tossed yesterday desu
>>202216785Don't forget to get some bonbon terre with your grilled calico
>>202216769a lot is it?
gagging to see Radiohead live
is it normal to lose interest in women once you've shagged?
>>202216822ktimheard neighbourberg getting shagged beforeshe's definitely heard my loud farts and and some wanking moans
Where's Berezovsky? Oh yeah, that's right, he's dead
Last night of the Proms tonight so. We can watch that
>>202216908why are you moaning when you're wanking
>>202216907women in general or?
My uncle is our family gc's mousenonce basically. Spams annoying shite constantly.Once quoted one of his posts with pic related and he started threatening me and telling me I was dead.Still refuses to speak to me to this day lol
another day
>>202216916That nigga puttin on a show for himself
>>202216945Wish he posted here instead of you
wank and a poo barm, two bits
We live in a world with coke flavoured oreos and oreo flavoured coke
Might bleach my battypipe
>>202216698Same here desu
she is very gorgeous to me
Penis is in kind of an inconvenient spot isn't itWould be easier if it were on the leg
All videos of 1man1jar have been deleted off the internet
mum started crying and told me im 'an embarrassment to the entire family' just because my gf is trans, i hate this terf island shithole. im going to austrailia.
>>202217042cheeky
If India sent 1 million people to all 195 countries, India would still have 1.2 billion people
>>202217014looks like she is doing a poo
>>202217042How big is her penis? Bigger than yours?
>>202217051And they are, on top of tbe 8 million already sent here
>>202217062no, that would be weird
they should call it utube
should i livestream in the shower for you lot yes or no
>>202217051If you had one quid for every time you'd had sex you couldn't buy a soft serve
how can you tell someone is a bot
doing work on the computer outside is kind of goated
Nothing upsets a mayocel more than stating the fact that sexually they're inferior to certain races of men sexually.
Did the Bradleyposter get rangebanned?
thinking of getting into gambling
love rugby me
Alright team. Heading to the dojang soon for a training session.
>>202217080pootube for me
>>202217156corr death by snu snu
What happens if you don't vote
>>202217183The most Reddit post I've ever seen
>>202217197
>>202217197funny that because i've never posted on reddit, must be a universal joke
>>202217051>if
I've been NEET for 10 years now...
>>202217216Maybe you should fuck off there and post your "universal" 9gag jokes
Mad how 343 firefighters and 71 police died on 9/11That's a lot of fire trucks
>>202217113voight-kampff test
>>202217291Mad how all the Jews I'm WTC had a day off on 9/11
>>202217266how you getting on big man
thats (You) at the bottom
>>202217216>>202217291>>202217192
How would your friends and family react if you bought home a trans gf though? Seriously?I think mine would ask if I'm gay. They don't really understand the trans. Tbf, I don't either and if I were the family member/friend of someone going out with a trans, I'd think they were gay as well
>>202217251fucking hellfire, so many people are so unbelievably evilimagine selling deadly fake safety products to people who have nothing
Eventually there were no more fire trucks left to give
>>202217309alri
So why are you up early this morning?I’m for some reason doing a park run instead of having copious amounts of bacon….
>>202217192you get a fine from the government that you can contest and they can't prove you didn't vote so it goes away
>>202217333It's from the Washington compost, so obviously complete horse shit
>>202217348severe diarrhoea from ssris
*Fails to help an overturned tortoise*
what ethnicity was she
>>202217365screamingthat's my thread on /tv/
>>202217380kek good lad
>>202217377jew
>>202217330Tgirls are for shagging, not bringing home
2 morning poo down the gullet
>>202217377idk but today's her birthday so thanks for acknowledging her
wish I weren't gay so bad
>>202217361WDYM they can't prove you didn't vote? Don't you have to register at a polling station?Seems a bit shit to have to lie and pretend you voted if you don't believe in forced voting or something
>>202217307I'm about to give you a day off mate
>>202217414yeah but you can just say they made a mistake and you did indeed vote, they can't prove otherwise
>>202217390looks like you've been sent for a little holiday, let me know when you get back x
>>202217361How do you contest it>>202217414>Don't you have to register at a polling station?No, all citizens are required by law to vote
microsoft jew cunt flight simulator loves an updatei just want to do a cheeky fly before breaking my fast
got banned for 3 days for making a thread about indians failing a 10k run because it was “current events”, annoying but it felt quite good, gave me a taste of what real life was like when I stop coming here. might be the only thing that stops me coming here and lets me grow in life
If I pay £5 for an American to vote for Trump, would that count as election interference?
>>202217399Like black girls and fat girls?
>>202217414>Seems a bit shit to have to lie and pretend you voted if you don't believe in forced voting or somethingMate you can just draw a dick on the paper for all they care, turning up for 5 minutes every few years isn't even worth thinking about
>>202217361Not quiteIf you don't make a big fuss and give the impression that you're poor and stupid they'll waive the administrative penaltyIf you go full sovereign citizen they'll throw the book at you
>>202217438aye
>>202217439No
>>202217458You'd take a black girl/fat girl home to meet the parents?
>>202217445Sounds like a lot more fuss than just voting
>>202217428they (either literally or digitally) cross your name off at the polling station when you get your ballot
Ommdz, aussies are literally still living on a prison island
>>202217330would probably disown metheyve said they would do the same if i had a black gf
>>202217498You got a license to post that mate?
gf is blaming me for her UTI even though she decided to roll over and fall asleep after id spaffed inside her last night
catberg having a snooze on the windowsill
>>202217475Obviously bringing a girl home infers an intention to marry and/or impregnate them at some point which is possible regardless of blackness/fatness but doing so with a tranny is redundant and disrespectful to your family unless you're a certified bender
YOUJUSTKNOW
might compile a eurobeat (mostly from initial d) playlist to play in my new car
In town
>>202217546I'm gonna initial deez nuts on your face
Gary Glitter rock n roll!
>>202217569stfu n00b or i WILL pwn you
Nothing ever happens.
>>202217570Avatar or signature usage
>>202217535She literally cheated on her husband, this is known, and I'm confused as to how she still got her position as PM.Why didn't that scandal hurt her at all?
>>202217590christdisgusting bugger
>>202217590wow i wonder he was positive for
>>202217590Used to be the joke at school\Are you positive? HIV positive?
>>202217585Women are allowed nay encouraged to be whores in modern society
>>202217558incel shoesincel jeansincel sitting positionincel choice of seat in the cafe
Looking at...images
>>202217476>>202217491I just couldn't be fucked getting out of my house todayI'll pay the 50 if I have to, but I don't want to
>>202217637Delusional. Plenty of female resignation and career ends afters affairs in British politics.
LIDL removed their forks from their salad bowls - what the fuck is this real clownworld shit? just so they dont waste some wood - which tasted like shit anyway when you bit it - they give you no fork to eat the salad with! i dont OWN any forks!
>>202217638Why can’t you bloody say something nice for once?? It’s just a nice chap enjoying a coffee. With an attitude like yours, I think you’re the incel
>>202217664IT'S ME MENNAL ELF
>>202217670incel response
>>202217638It's literally a picture of a man sitting down and drinking coffee.
>>202217669Ask them about it you fucking coward Better yet just hang yourself, blogposting bore
>>202217669You've got a LIDL cock
mad how the guy who played Arthur on Peaky Blinders will likely be dead in a couple years from crack addiction
rail > road > sea > air
>>202217669>i dont OWN any forks!
>>202217698>>202217670its /brit/feel - the buck broken mindbroken freaks of 4chan
>>202217377jewish, her realname is weinhouse
>>202217720haha wtf jesus he looks rough
>>202217558what shoes are these?
Dear Electoral Commission,Please can I not pay the $20 fine as the reason why I didn't vote is I'm an autistic shut-in and a bit stupid
>>202217734liked this gimmick before it were woke
>>202217759White vans
shovelling LIDL salad in my face with the lid of a Pringles container, and its going fucking everywhere. and on my keyboard now.show me the bullshit law where th EU ubanned forks
>aussies get fined if they dont votemadness
>>202217761Ok Harley
>>202217761mental that they force you to vote
It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hateIt takes guts to be gentle and kind
>>202217377J
>>202217794peng
>>202217794was about to scream at you for spamming this but you only posted it once nearly a month agogod does the time fly
>>202217773kek
need to get out of bed for runtoil because I’m so fit and healthy
making an arrangement
EU proper loves banning shit dont they that is, except prostitutes and drugging their civs
having a go
>Israel about to enter a war with Hezbollah and therefore Iran >Ukraine about to start using long-range missiles against Russia supposedly the umpteenth red line for Putin is it over?
>>202217794we wuz numidiae pilarii n shit
>>202217774People voting is a way for the permanent oligarchs to gain purported legitimacy, even if the plebs vote for “fuck you” spoiler candidates like Donald Trump. Voting at all is a vote for the system; for the status quoCheck out this statement from the last Iranian election, pic related
Through the ages
>>202217880over? it's only just begun
off out for a meal with the gf today ladsjust kidding i don't have a gf and i'm not off out haha i tricked you
>>202217794Me on the right
>>202217880Mad how both these wars could end tomorrow if the US simply stopped supporting Israel & Ukraine
DestinationKat on the cards
absolutely infuriating that america is about to elect their first dei candidate
cor they dont half fill you up though better than any frozen pizzas or 3 greggs steak bakes and a bacon and cheese wrap and chicken bake
>>202217880I’m just not fighting for a system that hates me and wants me deadNOT my problem
having a wank
so anyways, on the topic of the jews
more images of rorke are surfacing
>>202217921Noooooo! Won’t the American people consider how damaging this could be to ZOG?!
>>202217973please stop posting this
>>202217947have you ever put foundation on your face and mascara and eyelid makeup over your eyes in a black line with a tail buttplug in and being a racoon
>>202217955Top blokesQuite clever tooAnd a lot of my favourite media was made by Jews
someone post webms of trannyjaks committing suicide
>>202217973Is that really Sunak?
>>202217973what exactly did he put his penis into?
>>202217995yeah and CHANNEL NOINE. FACKIN SKY NEWS BRUZ BRUZ BRUZ BRUZ BRUZ
I'm losing my mind
toil in 48 hours lads
i get its cheese but the LIDL cheese salads are like 50% of your fats and sat fats RDA. you as in you because i dont get those even though they taste soooo good. i get the healthy option: bacon (and chicken) and mayonnaise
>>202217984if you asked most people pre-2022 they'd say that china was stronger economically but russia was on par with the us militaristicallymad how the american empire literally got stronger from doing nothing
>>202218017Rotting animal corpse full of maggotst. had a maggot infestation in my garbage bin when my idiot roommates left the bin open, which let flies get in, and lay eggs
I look quite handsome today
>>202218052Not for me, garden leave for the next few weeks
>>202217983really really enjoy this gimmick
and carrots carrot RDA accomplished greens for my B12i got more sports drinks but included the smaller and more expensive one in with them this time as those ones contain magnesium... and magnesium is based
>>202218054All the superpowers are fucked by sub-replacement fertility and such. Race to the bottom lol
>>202217913>mad if we surrendered it would be overwow really
>>202218041literally me
i feel sick i feel like that time i had 3L of sports drinks and going to the toilet i couldnt stand up straight and screamed when piss came out
>>202218099harris is going to change things bro, believe it
>Park Run>completed>Family swim>soonfeels good to be winning lads
>>202218041i know that feel
>>202218105>weYou aren’t your hostile foreign occupation LOL
love reading daily mail comments of people fuming at literally everythingoutrage porn really works on mongs
BRUZ!
>>202218137Hope they're all carried away by a freak tidal wave
>>202218105>wePathetic
>>202218148we're subjects of the global American empire
>>202218160big talk for a nigga who lives on whats actually just a really big island
>>202218154I almost exclusively use self-checkout now, as I’d rather interact with the annoying machine that malfunctions with every other item than have to go through a checkout where the temporary foreign worker clerk can’t speak English
lads russia are bullying us by driving their nuclear submarines nearby, driving naval ships through the channel and flying bear bombers into our airspacegive me one good reason we don't just blast these slavic apes into the shadow realm?
i cannot stop sleeping its mad
>>202218177delusional
>>202218195Russia has approximately 20x more nukes than the UK
why do they get so mad over self-checkouts and cards?like who needs their shit scanned and packed and paid with by card?
I hate niggers.
>>202218195we should just surrender to them and then they wouldn't bully us
>>202218232CAWL CHANNEL NOINE
i dont want any damn vegetables
>>202218226yh but blud has literally 0 aura
going to have a wank to JustFans then order some breakfast from Only Eat
>>202218272you get paid to post about nigger dicks on 4chan so i dont envy you at all actually. youre empty inside
mad really that this little island bastion of freedom stopped this
friendly reminder the password to the cheadle nuclear bunker /brit/ chamber is 66-fag-poo
wonder why rap is so popular these days, it's literally the easiest and least skillful genre of music to make except perhaps country music
feel better today than i did yesterday and i didn't do anything differentwhat is this magic?
>>202218228Big fan of card only self checkout as long as there's no card surchargeOtherwise they can get to fuck
his MO is >and youre going to sit there and post the same word at him, every tim ehe posts>"ok">for 20 hours a day>>"hey 4chan i just ordered dlievery food from an immigrant and paid to wank over some random girl over the internet (didnt even get to fuck her)"
>>202218314probably had more to do with the massive red bit on the other side than the tiny red bit on the left
>>202218314>Between 900,000 and 1.1 million German soldiers were either stationed in occupied Europe, engaged in combat with British forces, or held in reserve due to the threat posed by Britain during the time of Operation Barbarossa.Britain literally prevented Germany from winning the war again the USSR.
>>202218195nobody will ever launch a wide scaled nuclear attack, too many nuclear armed powers now that mutual destruction is inevitable and that favors nobody. at most we'll see more use of low yield nukes on front lines
>>202218320Rap has been declining in popularity for years THOUGHIn time, it’ll be an archaic black genre like blues or jazz
all ill say is that if the Nazis won ww2 then someone wouldnt be paid to sit here posting race bait IR porn every day even on Saturdays from 8AM to blast us with that just like every advertisement and piece of media does
>>202218360ever wondered why you're the only one that cares so much?
>>202218367If scrappy little Britain didn't put up a decent fight the war would have gone very differently
>>202218385rap has probably been the most popular genre for at least 15 years now
>>202218395if Germany had won we'd probably be at some sort of local community rally right now promoting some Nietzschean philosophical ideal about overcoming adversity, and celebrating racial pride.
>>202218371that very much means the 2 fronts were necessarygermany is insanely strong
love him or like him you got to recognise his game
so what's this about that fat bloke that paints his face white and wears a school uniform and that
neighbours so fucking fit but shes with a fat virginous looking gimp, just can't get my head around it
>>202218367the massive red bit was heavily supported with material from britian and the usalike 5% of the ussr gdp was aid
>>202218455not all about looks is it
perking my ears up at every little sound outside in case it's my parcel
I was talking about the debate with my boss, a Chinese man from mainland China.'He said while he thought Trump was more genuine and honest, that Kamala Harris was smarter, so he'd vote for her.I asked him which of the two was a billionaire and had a skyscraper in New York named after them.He was stumped and didn't say anything.
>>202218455He's probably got a massive dong
>>202218455she might cuck him for a you-know-what
>>202218470ye it took an alliance
>>202218371Idk if that actually would have tipped the scales. The people who were posted to guard Western Europe were the absolute worst the Wehrmacht had to offer; often either barely capable old men, or totally green kids.More than likely, what the Anglo-American intervention in the West actually accomplished was to stop the Soviets from conquering all of Continental Europe, i.e. they got to turn countries like France and Germany into Zion-worshipping Refugees Welcome Land
>>202218320kind of answered your own question
>>202218479doesnt make any sense. you didn't do very good to equate billionaire and skyscraper with dishonest. plus he already said he'd vote for her instead
>>202218418There are lots of articles about how it’s declining
>>202218479erm, downvoted
>>202218523>source>a cobbled together png made in paint by an 18 year old chud politics student
the anglo fears this
im glad it hurt you sad little freak - because thats your life your job is fucking up the place that you work for - youre the fuck-up guy and i know you like it and all but i dont envy you at all >>202218427and white people have a lot to be proud about. not like people like you though. youre a disgrace to your race>>202218402get in the gas chamber all three of the people im talking about in this post are why the bad guys won WW2
>>202218572The source is in the image, retard. It’s from the New Yorker magazine
>>202218572ad hom
>>202218608grow up
>>202218564My point was that Trump was as smart, if not smarter looking at his accomplishments.
constant race bait race bait starts at 8AM even on weekendsbut how does this affect YOU personally? how does the staff on this website - if not government - posting race bait at you every day from the early hours in the morning (its a brit) - affect YOU personally? why do you even care lol?
>>202218608imagine boohoo niggaing on a saturday morning
>>202218638oh right i thought you were a kamala stan
>>202218628race traitor goyim subhuman bugman
>>202218674>>202218674
>>202218638trump made most of his money not by actually being a successful businessman but by larping as one on reality tv
>>202218642Toby, toby toby taaaantrumToby, toby toby taaaantrumToby, toby toby taaaantrumAnd the mice go marching ON ON ON!
>>202218683too early
>>202218694for my reply to this post see my previous (now deleted) post about your shit life and MO and what you spend your money o you virgin spacker dysgen
