https://www.fireprotectiononline.co.uk/hydrant-t-bar
Only about 2 grand to buy my own bin lorry. Can start my own bin collection service after poo barmer scraps that too
>>202224077horse >>202224094>>202224094HORSE! i wish i was a vet...
sex tape of mn shagging a glasgow street walker in his caravan when ?
business idea: buy used ambulances, paint over them and sell them to tradies
>>202224122You probably need a license to use one.
>>202224122now this is quality posting
>>202224090wish i could stand on her fanny like that
It happened again :/
>>202224144there's a film about that, ghostbreakers or something
it all comes down to connections and whether or not you fit into a community of humanoids
>>202224176yet if a man did that...
>>202224176rorke pretending this isn't different when a woman
Corrr!
>>202224176GOD I wish that were mewhy the fuck was my school faculty all old ladies or blokes
dog dance arse yoga pants.webm
>>202224210is that a fucking harpoon gun on the roof
>>202224122wonder if you could convert one into a camper van
mental how labouring pays 30k a yearjob like that should be 23-25k really
>>202224217Could have still shagged the old ladies and blokes
eating a nigger's poo
they're planning to cut my bollocks off and throw them in a volcanoyou need to help me
>>202224289ewww
>>202224291pov: its arse lad night
>>202224091BUDI!!
>>202224259Warehouse jobs are wank but the pay is good atm
Quality thread guys keep it up
Can someone buy me an Armitage Shanks costume
STOP IT
>>202224217quite a few of the 40+ teachers at my school were still pretty fit desumaybe i'm just a mentally ill granny shagger
>>202224259>labouringwhat is this
>>202224250Just get an ambulance. They already have little beds and fridges and a place to keep all your drugs. No conversion needed.
perusing the oeuvre of alexis crystal
saturday night in the smelly childhood bedroom having a double quarter pounder
Launching my O'Neill cylinder
love lesbians me
>>202224355the only good thing it has over labouring work is that it's secure apart from that it's worse in every way>>202224377construction site labourer
>>202224407AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
looking for the fire fighting department website lead me to the council website, so its over
>>202224433we need to ban councils
men with beards, what are they hiding? could i handle the truth if they chose me to confide in?
ah yes
>>202224372don't get me wrong, I like a milf as much as the next lad but at my small rural school they were all in their 50s
im so fucking horny
>>202224458that is quite a big nose tbf
>>202224464It's called progress rorke, stop being a neantheral
>>202224409big big fan of the DQP, patrician choice
catberg hassling me for a bit of my aforementioned DQP
>>202224454our councils website for this area is all about fixing the neighbourhood and redevelopment of schools...
>>202224433>fire fighting departmentFOY
>>202224461they're hiding their weak chins and chubby jawline usually
>>202224458crikey it's like those africans who stretch their lips out with those cd-rom things
any red flag man in?
>>202224475I had a few at my school too but they all had massive tits and they were pretty, would have shagged them rotten. Probs gave me a granny fetish
what did ed miliband this week?
Rorke's an incelman
Stop trying to make DQP a thing. Nobody calls them that
>>202224464What are you mad about now
>>202224543good post
fancy some ketmight get some ket in
any has two legs man in?
>>202224546you just did mate
>>202224543ed miliband total cock up
>>202224562Got three (im Manx )
>>202224562horse
>>202224562none of your business mate
im moving to the uk on a job this year, im never gonna purchase deodrant haha enjoy my curry smelling armpits
>>202224597Fuck off, we're full
poo smells
>>202224619cry more cumskin
i thought the mathfags were talking about how 1+1 does NOT equal 1 so then is 1 * 1 REALLY 1
>>20222438220k is a bit steep. could just get a normal camper for that
>>202224562got three actually mate x *drops trousers revealing a gnarled deformed thalidomide baby limb growth attached to my thigh*
rorke arguing the inferiority of black and brown people in his nasally monotone voice
>>202224464she looks like that poo barmer gif where hes red
>>202224666I think my sister has similar tits
for me, it's clint eastward
>>202224673>ctrl+F>"infer">1 result (you)
>>202224685ask her to show you so you can compare
what a beautiful woman she waswhat a shame
Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug
i disagree with blair on most things but this is a masterclasswhat a titan, there is almost no one like him now in frontline politics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXFQFWaSCE
>>202224382cor imagine turning the sirens on and getting to cut through traffic whenever you want
>>202224562Prefer not to say
There's a spider on the wall behind me but I'm too scared to kill it. Always get incredibly freaked out when spiders move, and the last few times I've tried to kill a spider, I never get it on the first hit, it always lives and crawls off.
favourite genre of cat?
sat in the library giggling at /brit/ old boy across the room getting noticeably pissed off with me
>>202224720kristen stewart was really pretty
used to want to be a lighthouse keeper when i was youngerdestined to be an incel i was
>>202224720what happened to this buitiful leaf
WE'RE SPECIALIN OTHER WAYS
>>202224701rorke mate uve actually been rattleised by the most obvious joke post ever made u utter neek
>>202224720She was good in Hard Candy
>>202224122wonder what the fuel consumption is like on them things
turn on the news lads, seriously
why do black people keep attributing shit like math to ancient tribal sky people giving it to us
please visit the north
>>202224745same, gravedigger too>>202224773>opens /pol/ in a new tab
>>202224733>too scared to kill itpoof>Always get incredibly freaked out when spiders movesook>last few times I've tried to kill a spider, I never get it on the first hit, it always lives and crawls offsoft cunt
>>202224745Let me guess, now you’re just a dosser?
>>202224789Wish I was a real man... sigh...
>>202224773*touches the news inner thigh*
*does a little twerk my booti*
would anyone like to go to spoons with me tonight? :)
>>202224784no x
>>202224840Will you buy me some scran?
>>202224781foy
>>202224519ktim
>>202224840I’d love to mate! Which one?
>>202224840i'm going to stay in and eat pasta and drink beer then wine then more beer
1 * 1 = 1 x * x = x and thats where the x comes from and if the computer works that out - to output x to the output - to a cold plate - a semiconductor - it is photons - phonons are the qubits shrimple as that
going around the local park vacuuming dog poos up my arse
>>202224852I'll buy a pizza and a bowl of chips to share>>202224870the monty, of course
gulls on later
TELL ME WHY im stuck as a virgin with ragetell me why i so need a cute girl my age
Fucking blows my mind that we have to go out and work 40+ hours a week for you dole dossers to sit on your fat arses and order pizza every night. This country is absolutely fucked.
back to the fire engines
>>202224907>1 * 1 = 1 yes>x * x = x no
Went to Spoons with the Mrs last night. No idea why people complain about the food there, it’s cheap and genuinely quite decent
>>202224967do people complain about the food there?
>>202224959no its just 1. we know what x is so its not 1 * 1 = x(x) or x(x) = 1 or 1 * 1
>>202224985Some people probably do.
>>202224967It's very hit and miss
>>202224967The food is fucking awful, you must be a tastelet
>>202224985You always hear posh cunts complaining that it’s frozen and reheated, as if that is somehow uncommon.
>>202224959actually yes x(x) = 1 and x and (x) are two things. thats where the x comes from. thats how the computer chip can output x be right back going to dig up my notepad from when i went schizo over computers and reggie/jasper to write this note down...
>pulled last night (because i'm a top lad like that)>went back to hers>pretty normal at first>starts biting me>think she's just nibbling>no, she is actually biting>i have huge bite marks over me>tell her to stop>she asks to go down on me>drunkenly foolishly let her>slowly sinks her teeth into the base of my penis>end up having her up the arse after tying her hands with her dressing gown belt thing and pulling her hairDirtiest shag of my life.
>>202224122That's remarkably cheap given the second hand car market at the moment
>>202224945I order many things, not just pizza
>>202225032this is completely baffling to meyou may as well be from another planet
>>202225002breakfast especially either the best value ever or the most disgusting plate of food ever served
>>202225002This is true, I will agree. But the breakfast for example is just very peng
>>202225032was expecting a boundary stepper
wish id gotten chocolate mousse with my kfc, but at the time told myself i didnt need it. in reality, dont need it, but wouldve gone down a treat x
>>202225077choccy mouse :3
>>202225032Someone Jay this fool
>>202225086it is very nice, but also quite dear for what it is, 4 dollars for one, and i never buy just the one
Alot of football matches on today. Irish diaspora evidently buzzing.
>>202225115...choccy mouse x
>Someone Jay this fool
>>202224943I am based.
>>202225122At least they dont spam blacked cuck stuff like you do, Heathersubhuman.
>>202225077kfc chocolate mousse. suppose you learn something new every day. bet it's just chicken poo with brown food colouring though
>>202225148taste pretty good honestly
>>202224945some days i have kebabs or chippy
>>202224597What's the job
>>202224927looks like hannah diamond
>>202224967ive been sick at least half the times ive eaten at spoonscould be the booze tho
Where do people buy band merchandise from - and no I will NOT be buying directly from the band themselves.
1045 For man, this consummation will be the final realization of the unity of the human race, which God willed from creation and of which the pilgrim Church has been "in the nature of sacrament."636 Those who are united with Christ will form the community of the redeemed, "the holy city" of God, "the Bride, the wife of the Lamb."637 She will not be wounded any longer by sin, stains, self-love, that destroy or wound the earthly community.638 The beatific vision, in which God opens himself in an inexhaustible way to the elect, will be the ever-flowing well-spring of happiness, peace, and mutual communion.1046 For the cosmos, Revelation affirms the profound common destiny of the material world and man:For the creation waits with eager longing for the revealing of the sons of God . . . in hope because the creation itself will be set free from its bondage to decay. . . . We know that the whole creation has been groaning in travail together until now; and not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the first fruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait for adoption as sons, the redemption of our bodies.6391047 The visible universe, then, is itself destined to be transformed, "so that the world itself, restored to its original state, facing no further obstacles, should be at the service of the just," sharing their glorification in the risen Jesus Christ.640
>>202225168some days i have kebab and chippy
>>202224967>genuinely quite decentThis is a stretch, I think consistent would be a better descriptor
rorke reaching for the smelling salts
Hate spiders so much, why do you want to come inside my room? What's in here for you? Stupid bastards stay the fuck out! I always end up killing you, even if it almost gives me a heart attack!
>>202225278Do you have a nice hairless pink arse?
>>202225275im going to do this in real life in case he says it "hurts his tummy"
>chuddies in another thread chirping at me again about how “racemixing” is badok timmy ik this is hard to hear but the whole white race thing? it’s over. it’s done. finished. in fact it was over before any of us were even born. There are going to be over 4 billion africans by the end of the century, that’s just a fact. please explain to me why I shouldn’t indulge a little and get an asian gf out of the situation
I'm Irish diaspora.
not a fan of afternoons
>>202225032Try waterboarding a bird
>>202225295Why would you even ask lol
Australians eat spider sandwiches. Saw it on the internet once.
>>202225308same, wheres your family from
>>202225341Well?
im a fat gay retarded piece of shit
>>202225144Mate what are you on about?
>>202225348Donegal and the north.
>>202225348Ireland
>>202225357I don't like divulging personal information over the internet unless it's absolutely necessary
https://youtu.be/34M5fXmeK3I
>>202225208what about battered sausages?
>>202225378Are you doing Mousenonce's thing where you pretend to be another poster? You're Heathermong.
please stop replying to the shagger it just reminds me how much of a non shagger i am
>>202225308>>202225348There is a 50% chance you're either mixed race or inbred
wasted so much timewasted so many opportunitiesjust feel like crying now - all the time I just feel like crying
fresh off a 3-dayer on bibby stockholm courtesy of a seething janitor
>>202225379big boss at toil is one of them hes very scary
>>202225381I have my answer :)
the reds
Im moving to England in 3 weeks. How can I make friends there?
>>202225433:$
>>202225417At least I'm not a literal cuck like you, Heathermong.
>>202225406i dont do that. someone else does that, pretending to be me not that you will listen to me you stupid fucking FREAK
>>202225436fuck off we're full
>>202225436no one who posts in this thread is capable of giving advice on the matter
>>202225338You done this with that dirty teen?
>>202225436just be really loud and friendly and direct and yankish and everyone will love you
gargling some wee and giggling with glee
>>202225407Becoming a shagger isn't that tricky, you've unironically just got to be confident, dress respectably, and smell acceptable. Also helps if you know your crowd. You'll never pull in a nightclub if you're a dorky manlet, that's just something you need to accept.
>>202225404yeah i batter my sausage too but that's nothing to do with food
>>202225418well fucking do something about it you scrotesick of people whinging and muh mental health either pull the bootstraps up or take the honourable way out
Punched myself in the heada bit oo hard and now my vision is flashy
if surgeons were always dancing around in the operating room while doing surgery then basically those TikTok dancing ones have fucked it up for everyone and so has TikTok
>>202225436Constantly compare how things are done here with the US
anyone been to kenya
having a look
and theyre also standing up for long periods of time sure they have breaks and all but they are still at risk of circulation issues, which dancing helps. dancing releases dopamine also
>>202225477good adviceyou have to basically find your niche of women, and to do that you should go to social events that sound fun to you. If you’re not the life of the party type, and I doubt anyone who posts on this website is, bars aren’t a good bet.
>>202225465No years ago with another one years ago. She was too uppity one night so I told her we'd try something and I basically waterboarded her for 20 minutes
>>202225534kenya fuck off?
>>202225534>— BBC
>>202225534That’s a fake news title. There is an agreement with Kenya but the number might be a few thousands in the end, not 250,000. No German source is reporting this number. The agreement also includes that Kenyans currently in Germany without residence permits will be send back to Kenya.
and it is - once again - people doing lipo
>>202225540whole load of empty waffle
>>202225534Literally importing BBCs.
>>202225558normally detest bbc posting but this did make me chuckle
the "damage" caused? there was a trans woman presentthat's literally it
>>202225541Thats hot, did you fuck her while you did it?
>>202225534my grandad went to kenya in the 50s. shot some negro men.
>>202225579let me spell it out for you spergboythink about your autistic interest. now think of where people with similar autistic interests might go. now go there
>>202225570disclose tv doing fake news? surely not
>>202225580the hebrew tribe has done a number on your mind. in your learned helplessness mind
Also, where can I find prostitutes in England? I want to have sex with hookers when I arrive
MOT booked in for Monday. Job interview booked in for Tuesday.If I fail my MOT is it illegal for me to just drive to the job interview the next day anyway?
>>202225599No I used her toys on her else it'd be plain torturethe position she was tied up in wasn't good for shagging
>>202225625https://www.adultwork.com/
>>202225625adultwork and vivastreet. where will you be living?
>>202225534So the pidgin English BBC article says 250,000 but the regular English article says>The German government has said the deal does not specify the number of workers who will be allowed in. How is the BBC contradicting itself
>>202225649Likely in bury st Edmund’s. I was also thinking of getting a place in Cambridge
Lowkey love the French lad who larps about what a shagger he is
>>202225626yes, but the chances of you getting caught are slim to nonethe real issue is if you have a crash, your insurance won't pay out because you had no MOT so you'd potentially be on the hook for tens of thousands of pounds if you wrote someone's expensive new car offjust get a taxi
>>202225626No, as long as you book in the repairs you will be fine.
>15 minutes into job application>please attach cover letter (required)hate places that do thisthink I might get chaggpt to write one for me
need a gf so bad
>>202225668it's all true runtoid
Paralysed with fear
just complained to justeat and got a refundwas too drunk to understand the ethnic delivering my scran last night and it never got to me, unsure who was really in the wrong here
>>202225625your mum's bedroom lmao
im going to do surgery on a banana
>>202225624fuck up toby
>>202225608>>202225579dating apps - for all their faults - are actually quite good for this. it's very easy to filter for your type of women, and you get the luxury of knowing that they're all on the look out.
>>202225688Is it mate yeah?
>>202225668>Im an incel, so everyone else must be too!
>>202225683hmm... yes... let's see here...MALE
actually they do surgery on a banana! i saw a video on this before (it was for sutures) banana banana banana banana banana banana >>202225699the hebrews have completely fucked your mind
>>202225608project on mateacting like a shagger by spouting basic shit >UHHHHHH GO TO PLACES WHERE GIRLS ARE LOL
>>202225670>>202225673Getting conflicting reports here. Might just try and rebook the MOT for Wednesday, seems like the easiest solution
>>202225720yh
>>202225732>>202225668nah there's being a shagger, and then there's the James Bond type shit that this frogis pretending to pull on an hourly basis
>>202225734fomnyeg
thikningemporium on YT did surgery on a grape
>>202225743ok keep being an khhv incel thennot my problem
>>202225732His stories simply don’t ring true. They are a charicature of what a mildly autistic porn addict thinks a shagger’s life is like. I say this as a shagger myself (lifelong)
>>202225683did the hormones not give her any breast tissue at all
This bit caught me by surprise in the "won't you be my neighbour" docohttps://youtu.be/3hZ_2GWCed4
Okay, I'm going to do it. I'm going to kill the spider. Wish me luck please.
>>202225667Are you a posho then? Not many prozzers in Bury st Edmund. Looks to be a fair few in Cambridge. Plenty in London of course.
>>202225791Finding a 19-20 years old turning her out is piss easy and plenty of lads do it. Not my fault you pull fat birds after a night out in stoke on trent
>>202225748the other lad didn't explain that you can (technically) drive with no MOT so long as you're driving it to a test centre AND you have an appointment booked inso if you got nicked and said you were going to a pre booked MOT, you'd either need to actually have an appointment and be on the way there, or be mates with the mechanic who will cover for you when you show up unannounced if you can't prove you've got it booked in you'll get shaftedas above, get a taxi
>>202225784not even khhv or an incel, stop making shit up in your own head and getting mad about it
>>202225596Funnily enough I think the last person women have been raped want to talk to after being raped is a sexually deviant man
>>202225815good luck bruce, is it too big for the vacuum?
>>202225835dont be such a big girls blouse
Just had sex AGAIN!
>>202225832I agree it is easy. But your stories are still fake. Your desperation to convince me is just further proof.
>>202225847It's not that big. In fact I vaccuum'd one that was about the size of my fist once. Just can't be bothered getting it out. I'm scared of spiders of all sizes...
just practise the lethal injections on squirrels
>>202225815just trap him in a cup and slide a bit of paper under and let him outside peacefully for he is one of god's creations just as we are
>>202225866just trying to give the lad some honest advice. i'd probably just drive too in fairness though.
>>202225823No I’m in the military and poor
>>202225882Much too scared for that. The spider is over where I keep my paper, and it's going to run if I reach for it. Much rather just go for a quick strike with an empty tissue box, then clean the corpse up.
>>202225877Ask your nan
Is it me or did Anthony Hopkins totally wanna fuck his daughter in Mask of Zorro
>>202225905DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 (blowjobs) PRIVATE
>>202225905kill grey squirrels
>>202225835Sounds a bit daft. I can drive my shitty car until my MOT runs out and be fine, but if I have an MOT done before it ends and it fails I can no longer drive it under the current MOT?Taxi is too expensive. I don't have a job (yet hopefully).
>>202225909empty tissue box is a shite idea it'll warp too easy and leave him half dead, use something solid
accidentally killed the gf in a waterboarding-related sex act
>>202225931chuck her of a bridge
>>202225931calling the police
>>202225905Then why are you coming to England? Better off having a holiday somewhere sunny and cheap.
>>202225929The empty tissue box works great generally, you just have to get a little hit on it, it starts leaking fluid, then you just watch it leak out, finish it off, easy peasy
>>202225842the seething betrays you
Sir Kink Shamer
it's up>>202225951>>202225951>>202225951
>>202225928>if I have an MOT done before it ends and it fails I can no longer drive it under the current MOT?yeah, that's the rules. I agree it's stupid. Just rebook it for the day after like you suggested
mental how its illegal to remove a condom during sex without the girls consent
MOUSENONCE IS A PAEDOPHILEHE PLAYS WITH LITTLE CHILDRENTAKES THEM BEHIND THE CO-OP SHOPTO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEMMOUSENONCE IS A PAEDOPHILEHE PLAYS WITH LITTLE CHILDRENTAKES THEM BEHIND THE CO-OP SHOPTO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEM
>>202225929that happened couple weeks ago when i was at me brothers, big bastard just got up and ran
nvm i mustve dreamt up the black squirrel (a Scot/Francis invented)
