stuck farmer edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dubs I get wineodds I get cans
>>202225980uhoh
>>202225980get the wine in
>>202225980kek
>>202225980utterly brutalised by the digitsenjoy your tap water
>>202225980Dry
get the blonde woman blacked
>>202225980weed time
>>202225951imagine the state of the runts wearing this
>>202225997ok
>>202225980
hit grey squirrels with a shovelin the headwalk back into the squirrel park with a cricket bat if take they your shovelput their face in a henry the hoover nozzle and hit the back of their heads to suck their eyeballs out
I foresee two concurrent gigamelties that will fill several threads going late into the evening
got some kipper in the oven. kitchen smells like vagina
>>202225997fucking dog you disgrace us
>>202226032kippermong loves his kippers
>>202226032Invite your dad over after and tell him you got lucky last night
>>202226032its not Friday though you retard LARPer
>>202226030i foresee you dying alone and unloved
tiktok young
>>202226028based grey annihilator
>>202226061:/
>>202226057Hey 190 how is Brisbane?
open the fucking pubs
>>202226097this has gone on too long
bit gay how much you lot lie about the amount of sex you're having
make explosives out of bleach and blow up grey squirrels with it
Might crack open the ol’ aeropress
quite fancy a salted peanut actually
>>202226115just the one?
>>202226110haha you got me, I'm not having 0 (zero) sex, how could a man live like that?
Hit the spider dead on. It's corpse is somewhere.
>be suffragette>100 years later your great-great grandaughter is voluntarily prostituting her body online thanks to your actionspottery
>>202226134>>202226135>>202226144>>202226151'ddit
big big BIG poo coming up
The prospective job as it were
>>202226170I replied first!
>>202226187‘
>>202226165prostitution famously didn't exist in the UK before the 1920s
>>202226032do em every other day me my shitty little hovel must be like a brothel
>>202226187NONCE
why isnt the government killing grey squirrels
>>202226026
eating poo
Reading some political discussion on twitter surrounding the UK and it always comes back to the NHS. I swear your NHS is a religious institution for leftists.Plus why is everyone a disabled faggot (literally) over there? Any trans discussion is always so oversaturated with people from the UK too. And everyone is disabled and on welfare. Madness.
>>202226211due to woke
It has begun
>>202226202>voluntarily prostituting her body onlinelearn what this means
>>202226257no doubt
>>202226193>>202226208?
>>202226187*vine boom sound effect*
OASIS are back your welcome and I hear there ATTITUDE STINKS good to know something’s never change LFUCKING x
>>202226255never read anything about belgium because there's fuck all to write about
gf has entered her candle phase. she bought two candles for a tenner each from Waitrose yesterday now she wants to buy a load of those little tea light candles and some holders for them because “it would be really cosy at night”
rorke having 2 beers and pulling out his siswet19 impression
Sick to bastard death of it all
>>202226255dysgenics
b2s try on haulsometimes you can see things you’re not supposed to while they’re prancing around. Depends on the position of the phone.
>>202226266so it's the invention of the internet you have a problem with?
can feel pooberg knocking on bumholestein's front door as it were
>>202226294
>>202226295thats not your cat
>>202226056
>>202226255>Reading some political discussion on twitterThere’s your problem mate
What are the best online games to play where the players are mostly under 18?
>>202226294afraid to google that
>>202226293candles are tolerable if they're not the smelly sort
>>202226311Knock knock knocking on heavens door
>>202226330dummy, youre supposed to eat the fish on FRIDAY
>>202226346
>>202226255>why do leftists always bang on about public serviceswhy do you think mate?are you, per chance, a mong?
>>202226346roblox, you nonce
>>202226330omg theres me!!!! :3
Located the spiders corpse. Too scared to clean it up. Might leave it to be sure it's dead.
The bugdem.
>>202226327What do you take me for
>>202226362dont care. im not catlick. i eat fish whenever i fancy.
>>202226330>posting from a spackle macbook oh dear
>>202226395ogey...
>>202226393MENTLE how much they look like owls
>>202226388last on the right looks VERY strange indeedis it some sort of surgery?
>>202226430yes they've all had loads of surgery
teach red squirrels how to chop down trees they will destroy the grey squirrels homes
>>202226380It's really disproportionate compared to other countries' leftists. The NHS has a cult-like aura around it, you'd realize that if you were looking from the outside in>>202226301Is it just that?
>>202226293Reenacting Greenfell Tower is she?
>>202226399shaggers post on apple products
would love to see my wife take big grey squirrel cock
lads...
Rorke.io
>>202226471yeh?
rorke making grey squirrels about porn now
>>202226471use both ya eyes
>>202226452the NHS is basically the most successful socialist programme in the history of socialismso yeah socialists like it
Absolutely can’t stand Belgium posts most of the time but I admit his one comment about some womans lack of vitamin BBC made me chortle
>>202226470Getting off on seeing someone hiding nuts in your woman are we?
In hindsight, naming a tower and having the word "fell" in it was a bit silly and obviously a bad omen.
>>202226452>Is it just that?I don't have statistics on hand, but generally speaking the genetic state of people in this country is very poor, especially among the lower classEvery other poor cunt is on crutches or riding around on a mobility scooter
>>202226521His post correcting his spelling mistake and blaming it on text to speech was funny
>>202226459I don’t appreciate the Grenfell jokes mate. I walked through the blood and the bone on the streets of Kensington looking for my mother that day.
beastiality on /brit/ is crazy
building grenstanding tower in honour of are NHS
>>202226521there's no way he still posts herecompletely forgot about him
>>202226501Hm...?
make the grey squirrels drive a plane into the twin trees
>>202226521>>202226543blow your head smooth off
might find a stream for the liverpool game
>>202226566scrimmaging
>>202226546And your mother was in Northen Canada
>>202226543scream
off to aldi
>>202225987>>202225988>>202225990>>202225991>>202225994>>202226002>>202226010>>202226390He got odds retards he's on the cans.
>>202226521I admire his dedication. Sometimes he will be doing it for like four hours straight getting no replies whatsoever. Cracks me up.
pooing out of my OWN arse
>>202226543roaring
swear whenever i see one of those proper spacker autist kids in public who hit themselves on the head and everything they're always with their mum who's like 65, honestly about time we introduce laws stopping women giving birth after a certain age (aside from arresting them all, ideally)
>>202226533I know that from when I went to any place outside of London in the UK. But that could be due to other things than just genes, not taking care of yourself for example.Another one is that faking being disabled for benefits will actually make you retarded and disabled because you're just lounging around indoors all day.
*downloads roblox*
>>202226611(you)
>>202226616these black and white squirrels arent greys all of their melanin receptors are different
>>202226611based innumerate mong
I'm getting wine and cans btw
>all of their melanin receptors are different
dire thread
>>202226666checked
>>202226666NUMBERS NUMBERS
>>202226666
red squirrels have more DNA than greys
>melanin receptorThat’s what Rorke’s mum calls her fanny
rorke thrown out of the natural history museum for measuring skulls on his school trip
>>202226692
>>202226722wrecked him
>>202226719squelching
Wales shall rise again
>>202226717jews have done your mind
leftypol thrown out of the british museum for questioning how all the ancient artefacts were acquired
Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go to outer /int/, pick a random thread, post something obnoxious or blatantly untrue, then immediately close that thread and return to /brit/ to talk about poo.
>>202226740>squelchinghot
>>202226746leftypol thinks black people invented it
>>202226722leafs are genuinely the worst posters here, considerably and consistently worse than yanks even
NOT WANKED FOR TWO DAYSjust gonna let it go on until i''m massively needing one so it's more enjoyablesick of wankin every day and not really enjoying the experienc e!!!!!!!
I SAID IM OFF TO ALDI
>>202226780would love to suck your knob to completion
feel like im going to accidentally poo myself, too lazy to go to the loo
cumrag
>>202226789clear off rorke
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>202226754Sometimes I post extremely obvious anti American bait in /cum/ and do the same thing. And I come back hours later and they’re still fuming about it
>>202226773the ancients knew thishasn't hating leafs been a 'chan meme since flags were first introduced? they've always been complete dogshit posters
white squirrels have no melanin i think its 1 in every 100,000 grey squirrels that make it (but we should get that number down)
>>202226793just spaffed at this
>>202226799Prefer this one me
What's the opposite of unemployed man
Might go post extremely obvious anti American bait in /cum/
Need pictures for my tinder, because mirror selfies in my flat just isn't cutting it anymore
>>202226789I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUUI NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT TONIGHTI'M CLEANIN OUT MY MUM'S FRIDGE
>>202226837capitalist slave
>>202226815
>>202226639It's probably a combination of thingsOnce the mines and other traditional working class industries closed, a welfare-dependent underclass was created.
>>202226815 it was australians that were considered the worst until recently
>>202226642>>202226649Odds in this instance doesn't mean odd numbers. It means not dubs. Dubs vs odds. Odds is just not dubs. Work it out. Lack of context comprehension, this really is a general of autismos.
>>202226780Youre supposed the clear the pole, not polish it with your face.
*BANG*
T A S M A N I A
what i don't understand is how all these languages across the world have the same alphabet
California knows how to party
>>202226894baited no one award
Bug booba.
>>202226887stop trying to rewrite history, there's no equivalent of ">a fucking leaf" for us and for good reason
>>202226911
>>202226873>>202226789chortling
>>202226911cute!
>>202226939>>202226911imagine if that were your willard
If you seethe about Canadian posters being "the worst" you're definitely one of the mentally ill subhuman incel spammers that permanently inhabit this thread.
>>202226931which ones
>>202226878Thanks that's concise and well put
Next /brit/ meet is at Clarkson's pub Reason being that you can only get there if you can drive, which filters out all the frogposters Start saving up!
>>202226960don't think i will
Canadian posters are the best posters on board
>>202226933It's ok to be retarded, anon. Maybe you should get on one of the many benefits the government awards to your kind.
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
imagine a squirrel is sleeping in your hand - you wrap your hands around its neck - but it doesnt wake up
>>202226911This but a cat an hour ago
>>202226999if they're so great then why do i have them filtered?checkmate, anime paedo
>>202226976loads of themall the european ones basically and then loads of others like turkish and stuff like idk fuckin vietnamese and loads of others though i just don't know much
>>20222700918
>>202227009First wank at one first time I did it by myself probably nine or so.
>>202226974you exist in a permanent state of rattledom
>202227000Ultracringe Do we have a sudden influx of underage posters here or something?
the non conscious cucknadisn is here
>>20222700923
>>202225951weird because i was looking at t shirts / hoodies to buy just then
I would stay up all night but I have no energy drinks left
>>202227011Sometimes when I'm stroking my cat my brain tells me "you could strangle it and kill it right now you now" so I have to put it down because I don't like to think about that kind of stuff
>>202227009never have, never will
Black squirrels are a melanistic subgroup of squirrels with black coloration on their fur. The phenomenon occurs with several species of squirrels, although it is most frequent with the eastern gray squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) and the fox squirrel (Sciurus niger). Black morphs of the eastern gray and fox squirrels are the result of a variant pigment gene.
SCPH-10000 PlayStation2 + SCPH-10020 Memory Card + SCPH-10150 DVD Remote Control + SCPH-10190 Network Adaptor + SCPH-10210 Hard Disk Drive Unit + SCPH-10220 Vertical Stand + SCJH-10001 EyeToy USB Camera + SCPH-10090 Multitap
Getting my wank in >>>/gif/27858696
>>202227009to completion i was 13
>>202227038The fact you think you know who I am is a dead giveaway. Get help.
>>202227052>the non conscious cucknadisn is hereSpaedo!!!Spaedo!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CljaUxBtE
off to go smoke a cigarette outside while hoping the girl I'm madly in love with comes along to smoke with me
>>202226999AND THEY LOOK LIKE THIS TOO >>202227068you couldnt
remembering when a girl asked me where my droopy hat was when she saw me in my pyjama shirt and trousers and we never had sex because of it
>>202227063good concept for a pair o socks but at the end of the day they'd just look silly on feet
>>202227044You still haven't adressed the fact that you're retarded and got BTFO for it.
>>202227078>SCPH-10000 PlayStation2loooooool enjoy that dead laser >b-but- OPL Nah someone with all this would never use FMCB, next.
omelette du scrannage
>>202227063I might start wearing fishnets, Trent Reznor style
>>202227095look inwards for once in your life 190
>>202227078Mad that there's a ps2 memory card somewhere with footage of my flashing and playing with my underage cock and balls on the eyetoy
>>202227088all police and all gun carryers and most humans should be fucking killed
>>202227125me and my mates do this haha x
>>202227115..and the fact they are 18 dollars
Baited no one lifetime achievement award
>>202227129Elton
>>202227155i've spent more on socks unironically
can't remember the last time i bought socksjust get em for christmas init
>>202227128My virginity grew back reading this post
grinding my bollocks up into a fine paste
I dont wear socks. Fuck off normies
>>202227238heated flooring tarq
i think i dreamt up that black squirrel (a Scot/Francis invented)
Procrastinating cleaningtoil
scheduling in a binley mega wank this afternoon
>>202227211used to buy a shitload of the cheapest socks i could find to wank into until i discovered the joy of wanking into surgical gloves
SHE GAVE IT ALL AWAYWE REALLY LOVE THE USA
>>202227272more of a wank into my own bellybutton man myself
>>20222700912
>>202227272Why haven't I thought of this?
the rich get richerthis is what late stage capitalism looks like
>>202227277tune
>>202227255we have a thing called carpet in the uk
this is my life today
currently at that stage of pre-pooedness where your guts start making guinea pig noises as all the shit settles in your colon
>>202227272silky socks
Reminder that crunchy is the only acceptable kind of peanut butter
let me alone
Cleaning the smegma off my bellend with sandpaper
>>202227155>>202227063>dollarsFOY
guinea pig mentioned
If you ate a meal every hour, would you also need to poo once every hour? Or does you body gather it all up?
>>202227300i didn't until i got given a load by a doctor to apply ointment to a face wound withsilly cow gave me like 60 so i naturally ended up wanking into the leftovers
american news
>>202227353Kind of stupid aren't you
anyone gone outside today?weather app says its 20c but i dont trust it. it's been too cold as of late for it to go back up to 20c.
>>202227353the stuff you're pooing out is stuff you ate 2-3 days ago
>>202227361hope it gets antraxxed
lunchpizzachicken gojohns and mustard sauce orange drink keeping up appearance on tele.
>>202227272i warm up a towel in the microwave and then wank into that warm towel. it's very posh
>>202227383It looks nice .
>>202227368Yeah but asking questions makes you smarter>>202227372So if I ate a meal every hour, after 2-3 days I would start needing a poo every hour?
>>202227149awwww did seeing the little nigbull get wrecked make you cwy? :3
>>202227383mongy vibes in th is vid
>>202227355I keep gloves in the house for cleaning You can really get in there when you're not worried worried getting bleached mouldy poo particles all over your hands I'll have to try cumming into one soon
>>202227383state of that pizzayou got enough cheese on there?
>>202227272fuck haven't done this since i was like 17 might have to get back after it
>>202227406no you would just do one absolutely massive shit
>condoms I brought in 2020 are about to expire>haven't used any of them for sex, have only ever used two for posh wanksit's FUCKING OVER
>>202227420yes I do
Mustard sauce lol
wish i lived in new york in the 90s
>>202227383Want some pizza with your cheese? Great teleshow choice though.
>>202227383eltonius johnius
>>202227429>broughtFOYZ
>>202225434>>>/sp/
>>202227429Mine expired 2 years ago. You can still use them for posh wanks
BRUZ
>>202227429you have no choice but to jerk off in all of them or find a girlfriend, which is to say, you have no choice but to jerk off in all of them
wish i lived in san franciso in the 80s
>>202227492
>>202227509Wish you didn't live right now
red squirrel
>>202227515Miss when the sign was down those stairs. Just not the same there
rorke mi boy when ya gonna get out ya muddas 'ouse and get yaself employed
Some of those films the French were making back in the 70s... really good films...
what's your tinder bio?
>>202227429i got a load of condoms for free from uni and never shagged but used a few for posh wanks and would deliberately leave them on the top of my little disposable bin in my room in halls so the cleaner would think i was shaggingno idea why i cared what the chinks and poles doing that job thought though
Im a bi man with estrogen over production and because of it I’ve been assaulted 4 times and harassed at Uni all year because of how I look
>>202227545Harder to spit at
>>202227515FOID
>>202227545aye
>>202227562"Bareback hosting rn use my hole preference for BBC." Well, that's my grindr bio anyway I don't have tinder
>>202227574Yeah? Wanna put a trip on so we can follow your blogposts more closely?
sex (and deep kisses)
>>202227574Post arse now.
>>202227574how big are your tits
*VRRT VRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
New>>202227611>>202227611>>202227611
>>202227383chicken "Go, Elton John!"-s
>>202227645Not funny, hang yourself.
>>202227656rude
>>202227560Why do I get the impression you’re a nonce?
