Jake Johnstones edish
forst for poo
might have a wank to ----> https://i.4cdn.org/int/1726319153918444.jpg
anyone got some epic memes?
>>202227664what the hell? thats gay
*posts a cartoon frog*
used to get my free condoms for posh wanking from the bent society at unihad them in a bowl just inside their office
>>202227668Tons of memes but I don't resprect you
wonder how sex has changed throughout the ages
ktim at 5am
I'm playing Demon's Souls for the first time and it's fucking ridiculously hard.I've platinumed Bloodborne, Sekiro, Dark Souls so I'm experienced with these games, but I'm trying to get to the Tower Knight, and then get past the Tower Knight, and it's fucking impossible.The archers on the bridge keep hiting me and lowering my health, or blocking my attempt to run past them.I'm running out of grass to heal with.Then when I get to the Tower Knight, he's destroying me in one hit and I can't get get around him.This is fucking ridiculous. The first stage up to Phalanx was ok, but I've hit an absolute wall here and can't progress.
>>202227631im playing half life 1 for the first timeamazing so far, so much better than hl2
Got a grim little pot-belly
>>202227702ok
>>202227691Dude......
This is... Not an easy country
>>202227699lol animals are so fucking dumb theyre honestly so lucky were benevolent and let them stick around
leftypol putting ravenclaw on his hinge profile
>>202227699what do you think it means that all of them (except the based lion) think to attack it? like with how the animal kingdom is based off rules and rankings>>202227722cute!why does she look so disappoint in me...
been quite a good saturday lads
>>202227722fucksakes man i swear you look at the faces of these trannies and you can tell they were all one of those dribbling adhd glue eaters in primary school
ok i will have a wank to the black haired OF waifu
>>202227792nice
Are posh wanks really that good?
>>202227751france
>>202227792What'd you get up to frogposter
>>202227803for me theyre rubbish
>>202227761yeah?
>>202227751Looks like my desk after the 5th wank of the day
>>202227792was wanking to smut on literoticia mewatching ship wreck documentaties on youtube nowgoing to get on the booze about 5pm
>>202227792every saturday's a good saturday if you ask me
>>202227796why would you say this about them
>>202227792yeahhhh manb&q, haircut, trip to the tipwill get a pizza (from an italian man) later and get back on that vile booze muck
>>202227722does she have any videos talking and moving around
How does one have sex with a British girl
wish the anti tranners would be a bit more thoughtful before posting anti trans things x
>>202227839because i thought it up and then typed it out and clicked "post", you see
>>202227875what makes you think theyre retarded do you think they like eating glue?
>>202227866yeah
all squatters should be shot.thoughts?
What phenotype is this
>>202227951Yid loathing Manc
It was the northern Mariana islands
remember minibix?
>>202227924i was in another thread crying ...post
done 3 poos todaystill less than i've done wanks this weekend
looking for gay porn and theres loads of gay mice up
awemh uraaa darrr ipsss osthh
>>202227762most animals see it as a stranger rather than themselves. lions might have some way of recognizing kin that the others dont.elephants do pass the mirror test, but it takes a couple of steps like with all animalshttps://youtu.be/0_qie0HRTdQ
>Baited no one lifetime achievement awardgood post "Canada" did laugh >>202227972yeah i loved how they were coated in that glue stuff nomnomnomonmonom eating like 100 of them at a time in one mouthful with all the chocolate chips
>>202227873Wish you'd fuck off and not post off-topic pictures of trannies you simp for you no life freak.
>>202227902>what makes you think trannies are retarded
i'm playing my game, blood of the soul slaying killers 4: the demonspawn scourge of hell's deep (remastered)
this makes yanks shit and piss themselves with laughter
Doing a gay porn poo
>>202227968based pilko
>>202227988
>>202227988there arent... besides i only love Reggie/Whygena and other than him im not sure i care much
>>202228036i wouldn't mind a gummy, corrrrr
me after 2 weeks with no sex
>>202228036zoomer humour is so unfunny it's unreal
*blows raspberry on mouseys fuzzy belly button*:3
im not off for a wank but post a video of the one with black hair talking and i smell mini weetabix now baka
>>202228047there were loads but theyre all total shit so im going to look for some lesbian porn instead
imagine this going in your willy
*bangs fists on table* post her!!!!
>>202228036What made you repost this?
>>202227801>>202227815>>202227835>>202227838>>202227864GOOD ladsquite a few beers had
slapping myself around the room
>>202228108
>>202228103>>202228072Would explode inside her
>>202228103i think this is one of the (scorpion knives?) CO2 injection knives
>>202228117Nice that'll be me soon after I clean my entire house and do some cooking
I have premature ejaculation
catberg being a sweet little cute precious baby angel who i love and cherish and adore with all my heart
>>202228139this one is gross
>>202228158yung rorke etc
>>202228172isnt that nice
What's all this about then eh?
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>202228191we wonwe won in /cum/ in /brit/ today too this is a sign also i will make her my gf
>>202227699Seems to me like the elephants and the chimp understand it's just their reflection
but what would you actually do if you all found out who i was because one day the OF whore that was posted just now got a bf and it was me? you would feel pretty silly - i dont care
>>202228079FOM
>>202227699why have no other animals come close to humans?there's such a power gap between humans and apes.
got so much cleaning I don't even know where to start.
>>202228248Bro loves his soyjaks
>202228248this is good for them glad theyre doing it shame they arent being pushed to look for the deeper meanings. surely they will end up something like the bottom image
>>202228172Other side of the coin: had to wash its arse the other day. Thank fuck for preemtive kitten exposure training yonkers ago, didn't even need the motorcycle leather gloves.
>>202228253there were. they just went extincthaving hands and living on dry land and living long lives gives us advantages over other animals like dolphins, killer whales, octopodes, etc
>>202228272*hughs soyjak while pulling soyjak face*yes chad.jpg
>>202228262ktim so I am just sitting here being a moron instead dogberg and puppystein are snoozing too which is comfy they will not be pleased when I start
>>202228309crikey
>202228327good post
have you ever cried at a video game?
>>202228344thx <3
>>202228349i cried at the ending of Bojack Horseman when she died and it was all just a movie (not really but i couldnt resist ending it like that)
>>202228369ok this one is 100% true
>>202228150yeah we've all seen the brass eye paedophiles episode mate
>>202228349maybe when i was about 6 and getting my shit kicked in
i have no fucking clue mate. africa is a blind spot for me in geography
>>202228349i got teary eyed playing tetris effect. one of my fav games
>>202228369bad post i didnt like this one no
New poster ideaSpainmouse on a Friday NightThe big three in one person
so how come we don't still control the whole of Ireland?
>>202228408malawi bruv
>>202228349cried whilst playing clannad
>>202228419dunno
almost went full "desperate for a crumb of trans pussy" right there. thank you wojacks
>>202228221at 00:20 the chimp/gorilla or whatever is using it to look at its own assholesince it realizes now it can use this to finally see
Off to HMV to buy some artist merch so I don't look like a dickhead in plain clothes when I go to the indie-night club tonightDo babes still dig Radiohead - or has that got negative incel connotations now?
>>202228339Got lots of this though
I've become a Green Party supporter. Jill Stein is the woman to lead us to prosperity and security
so trve
>>202228482mental how she's lost every election she's ever been in (like 10+) and exists solely to advance russian interests in the US
any the boys are back in town lads in
watching TLDR News
that but Jeremy Corbyrn
>>202228417get a grip
>>202228482Is she actually running again?
>>202228523YEAHHH.
0. washing up1. bed room 2. front room 3. garden4. bathroom5. spare bedroom6. organise clothes for donation, disposal, and clothes for washing7. under the stairs8. hoover stairs9. go for a walk insteaddubs. fuck it all off and have a wank
>>202228498as a millennial (born 1996) i love zoomer girls like on the top
>>202228482>usVPN bros...
>and exists solely to advance russian interests in the US
any poleaboo updates de lads?
>>202228572nahhhh that nigga fanum tax asf frfr
mental how pissing in a btotle and then pissing in it a second time causes an endothermic reaction to take place
>>202228546
>>202228572Nice meme, I'm sure it will get lots of laughs from the sub-80 IQ gentlemen that post here.
>>202228408>BeninLove LOVE the old Benin empire flag me. If I am ever knighted I'm choosing it on my shield
>>202228592screminag
>>202228572HAHA
good i didnt say i love them thought i did
>>202228645Think before you post
stupid stupid stupid
Not liking animals is pretty third world coded
is it an exothermic reaction if it feels colder? i thought it wasnt
>>202228663Lead by example.
>>202228645love you x
>>202228685Explain your "begin with your family" pasta
>>202228681Dont know
>>202228679cant tell whether this is Canadaanon or if its the same rabbit ranch the cute girl with boltons makes her stupid videos >>202228702:c
I become nervous and flustered around women and so I shall die a virgin.
>>202228509>t. AOC>>202228545Yeah she was on the Breakfast Club yesterday and it was fire. lmk if you want the link to the full hourhttps://x.com/SabbySabs2/status/1834262912749187078>
>>202228572BASEDBASED>BASED>BASEDBASEDBASED>BASED>BASEDBASEDBASED>BASED>BASED
>>202228716Begin with famiIy.
>>202228730I'm good JeffoI got all the green I need (cannabis)
>>202228709>cant tell whether this is Canadaanon or if its the same rabbit ranch the cute girl with boltons makes her stupid videosidk what you mean laddie
:Initial Urine: When you first urinate into the bottle, the urine is at body temperature (around 37°C or 98.6°F).Cooling Process: Over time, the urine in the bottle cools down to match the surrounding temperature, which is usually lower than body temperature.Second Urination: When you urinate into the bottle again, the fresh urine is warmer than the cooled urine already in the bottle.Heat Transfer: The fresh, warmer urine transfers some of its heat to the cooler urine. This process of heat transfer can make the overall mixture feel cooler because the heat is being distributed more evenly between the two liquids.So, while the fresh urine is warmer, the mixing process can make the combined liquid feel cooler to the touch because the heat is being spread out. This isn’t an endothermic reaction but rather a physical process of heat distribution.i still dont believe it (second answer)
can someone create some gay porn for me right now
how does the heat going into the already existing body of water to form a larger body of water with the heat spread out across it making it COLDER though, THOUGH
>>202228770
this give anyone else a stiffy?
just gonna ignore it
>>202228786okay but this will get me banned
>piss chemistry time to go clean the house
So, while the fresh urine is warmer, the mixing process can make the combined liquid feel cooler to the touch because the heat is being spread out. This isn’t an endothermic reaction but rather a physical process of heat distribution.If you have more questions or need further clarification, feel free to ask! YouSent by you:how does that make it colder than the enviromentCopilotUsingthe webSent by Copilot:The bottle of urine shouldn’t actually become colder than the environment. If it feels colder, it might be due to the way heat is perceived and transferred. Here’s a more detailed explanation:Heat Transfer: When you add fresh, warm urine to the bottle, the heat from the fresh urine is transferred to the cooler urine already in the bottle. This can make the overall mixture feel cooler because the heat is being distributed.Perception of Temperature: Your perception of temperature can be influenced by the contrast between the warmth of your body and the cooler environment. If the bottle has been sitting in a cooler environment, it might feel colder to the touch, especially if the surrounding air is cooler than your body temperature.Thermal Equilibrium: Over time, the urine in the bottle will reach thermal equilibrium with the surrounding environment. If the environment is cooler than body temperature, the urine will eventually cool down to match that temperature.So, while the urine itself isn’t getting colder than the environment, the process of mixing different temperatures and the way we perceive temperature changes can make it feel that way.If you have more questions or need further clarification, feel free to ask! YouSent by you:it does get colder though sorryCopilotUsingthe webSent by Copilot:No need to apologize! If the bottle of urine is indeed getting colder than the environment, it might be due to a few factors:gaslit
>>202228818besides toby, nah
Got janny in my pocket
Is it our weekend with mousey? I thought /cum/ had him this weekend?
Evaporative Cooling: If the bottle is open, some of the urine might be evaporating, which can cause cooling. Evaporation is an endothermic process, meaning it absorbs heat from the surroundings, which can make the liquid feel cooler.Thermal Conductivity: The material of the bottle can also play a role. If the bottle is made of a material with high thermal conductivity, it might transfer heat away from the urine more efficiently, making it feel cooler.Environmental Factors: If the bottle is in a drafty or particularly cool area, it might be losing heat more quickly than expected.Perception: Sometimes, our perception of temperature can be influenced by various factors, including the contrast between the warmth of our body and the cooler environment.
Predrinking before the Last Night of the Proms
gis an album rec then lads
Adding sugar to urine doesn’t inherently make the reaction endothermic. However, if the sugar dissolves in the urine, the dissolution process can be endothermic. When sugar dissolves in water (or urine, which is mostly water), it absorbs heat from the surroundings, making the solution feel cooler.This cooling effect happens because the process of breaking the bonds between sugar molecules and forming new interactions between sugar and water molecules requires energy, which is absorbed from the surroundings1.
>>202228572>1: dont remember how to factor with mixed variables. >2: easy you just cancel out shit, -3/(4ab)>3: just factor it, ((x+3)(x-3))/((x-3)(x-4)) = (x+3)/(x-4)>4: same as 3, just factor. (m+5)/(m-2)>5: same as 3 and 4, (x-7)/(x+2)
dont have the energy to wankjust want to sleep ALL the timehate this
post the one with black hair shes so perfect
my asshole is sorebeen overusing the bidet
what's to stop a man from buying a cheap property intended as a holiday home and just living in it in peace by the sea? serious question what am I missing here
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>>202228947listen to me1. You aren't hydrated enough2. You aren't getting enough sleep3. You don't exercise enough4. You're stressed5. You have a dogshit dietThese are the causes of fatigue
>>202229030nothing
>>202229030>freehold>chaletthe fuck
>>202229030Lots of holiday place are on holiday parks which legally can't allow people to live on them permanently and often close for a minimum of a month or two throughout the year.
>>202229013what a fucking moron
Any man with shitty family in
that post wasnt me
don't like animals, me. don't wish them any harm, just find em boring. like videos of em doing funny stuff but in reality? boring little cunts ent they.
goku and vegeta vs 10,000,000 coolershttps://youtu.be/j9GSLJdf8z8
>>202229078yeah
bet mousey feels so smart calling people dysgenic when he's taking a break from his piss chemistry experiments <3
>>202229045is wanking exercise?
>>202229030used to live in a bungalow like that in Wales when my mum left my dad. It was nice, but it was in a bit of a scutty area - luckily it was mostly white little old ladies around and so it never felt dangerous, but I wouldn't want to live in a community that poor with any other demographic
>>202229045Trying to do the other things makes me stressed. Now what?
mad how pissing into a lateral flow chamber and then temporally pissing into it again causes an endothermic reaction to occur - unless ?
>>202229045you clearly havent experienced unrequited love.......
>>202229115why did she leave him?
>>202229120do them more so they become easier and then the stress subsidesobviouslytwat
were waiting for you Gordon, in the lateral flow chamburrr
whole big heap a shite spewing forth from my arse as we speak
>>202229098>>202229116Whats going on? My old man is on a continuous bender and acting twisted. He threatened to rape and kill my aunt. His own sister. Fun times!
corr time for a zoot
so youre just not gonna post her then
mad how toby can just open up notepad and have his tantrum here but instead decides to spam/flood
>>202229160Stress doesn’t subside. It has recently but only by generally letting go and not giving a fuck.
>>202229180
roblox wank on the cards
imagine if you said something stupid like to something that you want to be with Reggie in the afterlife forever when you die, but 50 years pass before that happens - when it does, youre married, have kids, have a family, and Reggie is there like um o.o
no reggies in the afterlife
left water out for the cats but they wont drink it
>>202229156he had an affair with a prostitute, he was also either a narcissist or an autist (perhaps both) so he wasn't particularly pleasant to be around to begin with and really the prostitute was just the straw that broke the camels back.
onion wank soon
Mum left my dad for another woman when I was 10
>>202229271Yes. All Reggies are evil.
bro fuck off nobody is talking to you, not even me. thats why youre getting no replies. this is what it is without me
Reggie seems like a dumb slut in the comics
>>202229276wasn't funny the first time
>>202229294alri eminem
just had a ghost pepper wank
>>202229295:(also do you mean the recent comics? i dont think so. but he is
>>202229249>>202229281
raped by reality again
just invented a new type of wankingsticking a hot pepper up your bum so when your arse clenches as you cum it releases hot pepper juice that really hurtsmight patent it
dad went to buy milk in 2019 and never returned
my realtor's name is mongean
omdshttps://youtu.be/yPJIARxV9Fw?si=c04_cGUDkzAv4cUH
might just wank to those /sp/ webms again
>>202229276looks like it just came out of some lab from Wuhan
hes just the mobile game ads where it cuts straight to the sex, but he doesnt pretend to have a plot. its just love bombing i miss him so much and wish that i could feel that again - not "for the first time" but instead "at all" - but i dont say anything. i love Reggie! and Whygena! c: oh well
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘*.webm’ and that have been deleted.
>>202229359what happened >>202229426>becomes literally just a porn website
colonising a poo
um
>>202229426I have this bookmarked https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/.webm/deleted/deleted/
As you get older you realise more and more how common infidelity is. And I don't mean in a "my mind is mush due to interracial cuck porn" way. Not necessarily like entire secret families type thing, but just one-offs, one-night stands, a kiss here, a drunken fumble there, a work trip with a female coworker, a boys trip, a lass "taking back her sexuality" after SHE gets cheated on (by shagging some random lad) etcIt's also common for the person cheated on to turn a blind eye. I'm not arguing that it's good, merely that it is human nature and will always happen. Your eyes open to it more and more as the years pass and you just add it to the growing pile of reasons to be cynical and jaded about life in general.
>>202229479mostly porn and gore
>>202229426for me it's https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1661/49/1661491169307.gifim too afraid to give it a try
i bet that other people ive given less of a fuck about over other people, have had a way more extensive list of reasons for why they love me, than the person or people i stepped over others to try and love and whom wouldnt be able to tell me even one item on their list which doesnt exist, but one point because after one i would say: "stop! stop!!" :D:DD that they couldnt list even one thing
Archives: [ adv / f / hr / o / pol / s4s / *sp* / tg / trv / tv / x ]Sort by "Only Deleted Posts"Sort by Filename: webmSort by Country: Chile
>>202229543NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time travel is possible
>>202227699why do the monkeys act like N-
>>202229506nah the Jews have just completely broken you and good for whoever goes out and fucks someone if they want to after they get cheated on, but they are suckers if they stick with them. thats just my opinion but still to mean about YOUR mind and view on things (it is skewed and objectively wrong)
>>202229543
>>202229396what is this
>>202229570Reckon I could crack the mysteries of physics to allow for FTL travel. not bothered though
seasidemarksexarse
>enters /brit/>>>/wsg/5679799
Genuinely pissed off at the Great Replacement.Fucking sick of it all.
>Decide I desperately need a job>Apply for a job>Get invited to an interview for a job>Decide I no longer want a jobAm I retarded?
me i dye my hair and smash up my house like an emo then drink and start walking somewhere new
Tulsi Gabbard meet Lisa Ann, allow me to escort you both to the SEX quarters.
Finally bought a new vidya console after years and got a used PS5 SlimGotten super behind on games so I picked up Astro Bot, the newest Ratchet and Clank, Wreckfest and Ghost of Tsushima, anything else worth a go? Might get Elden Ring and/or Baldur's Gate eventually but they're not my usual sort of thing
>>202229543>Sort by Country: Chile
>>202229640same, tired, fatigued, spent
I don't know what I've been eating but it feels like I just shat out a cheese grater
never had a girlfriend to cheat on nor to be cheated on myself
>>202227699did it try to shag its own arse?
>>202229661love elden ring me
>>202229640>>202229675take a break and replenish your soul>>202229681me neither or only a couple times (the girlfriend part)
>>202229677Stop eating cheese graters then
>>202229661get a Clue (2024)
>>202229638fail
i just meant that it wasnt onlinedid love Canada though
>>202229762shut up paedophile
>>202229749???
>>202229822paedo can't post directly as he is range banned from uploading files for cp ahaha
what meals can I eat which are <600 calories?
>>202229677>>202229786fuck up, freak. leave me out of your shit for whatever reason you sit here for ages every day posting this at literally everything
mousebussy >.<
>>202229729>take a breakyeah let me just not go outside ever, better close the blinds too
>>202229864the fuck? thats not a mouse
>>202229875its gonna wear you out. you need to take care of yourself somehow anon. idk how to tell you to
morrisons own yeast extract on toast x3 down the hatch
>>202229890woke meme
omlette for tea
>>202229860anything and have <600 caloriesworth of it
just cant be bothered have a YouTube video to watch and i cba :c
nonce: wtf!!?? nonce, Japan: LMAO
>>202229860kfd
By the 2080s, the entire Middle East will be uninhabitable thanks to the summer temperatures. Entire months of daily temperatures outdoing Death Valley on a bad day, daily. You think the refugee crises that happen now are bad? The Middle East is one thing but there will be two to three billion refugees from India and South-East Asia too.
and 20 Silk Cut please mate Last night of The Proms so I'm in a celebratory mood
had to buy morrisons own brand yeast extract because the proper marmite pots all had "BEST DAD" labels on them for some reason and i live with my mum and stepdad and it would be awkward having one of them in the cupboard
>>202229985nan?
If you were on holiday to one of those countries where they eat dog and someone was grilling up a bit of dog, would you try some?I'd try some. Just to see what it tastes like.
>>202230012Stop using 4chan as a social media platform. We would rather you were dead. Get a move on
>>202230036yeah
>>202229984Those deathmarch birds have the best figures. Thin and gaunt face, good muscle tone because race marching takes more muscle than running
>>202230012>look mum i stole his post againOFF thyself
>>202230012bet they have proper smelly sex in your dads ex-room
realised I rest my index find on my upper canine when browsing, now it's got a permanent dent in it
If you were on holiday to one of those countries where they eat human and someone was grilling up a bit of man, would you try some?I'd try some. Just to see what it tastes like.
Fingers reek of garlic even though I haven’t made or eaten garlic recentlyWhat’s going on here then? :/
does anyone have the picture of that guy with the nice hair in his bathtub
>>202230088what?
>>202230106?
>>202229984swedish lass visibly off the ground in all strides therethe sport's gone
>>202230091I always have a mouthful of man wherever I go on holiday :3 x
>>202230131ermnot that one
EARLY>>202230133>>202230133>>202230133
New>>202230133
Hes on the furry porn tantrum :/
>>202229965wtf Malaylad :(
>>202230096digit garlicosis, lethal I'm afraid
janny on an autism were already at bump limit ffs
test
It was early to be fair
Sorry janny
jantrum
Why did Janny delete Jeff’s thread?
does anyone have that one of him in his bathtub
>>202230252>>202230252
>>202230240>>202230131
>>202230187yeah it looks too oily doesnt it?
>>202227702It's the only game you can get about 9x99 healing items. Just grind a bit. Find a vendor that sells stronger grass I think at 3-1. The 2-1 has a smith for stronger weapowns. Find longbow, it helps a lot.Also, you're supposed to do 1-1, 2-1, 3-1; every first "stage" from the different world areas, then go back to the first world area and do the second.Play it like a medieval survivor horror.
