huge manatee edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
proper edish this
Dogs have souls
jeff cucked, cope and seethe mong!
in the bath xx
>>202230264>:(
hour now until the pizza man opens shop
>>202230280Only common sized ones though
>>202230282not right that
>>202230309also in your bath >/////<
>>202230320By Pizza Man you mean Paki Pizza Man Fat little dolescum incel ent ya arrr *rubs your fat chin* little Paki lover ent ya!!
Trespasser on the train tracks, fuck sake just want to get home and play Astro Bot
Papa Peng's. No paki pizza compares
>>202230320kiza?
incelwalktoil soon
>>202230320paki loving cunt
>>202230374Papa John's is exclusively a franchise and is routinely ran by Pakis
>>202230374LMFAOOOooooOooOoooooo HE DOESN'T KNOW
sick to bistard death of it all
>>202230401?
>>202230374dont get why they need to be so greasy>>202230382is he about to die
https://youtu.be/HSd2BR3Ntrs
Got a taxi home last night and was talking to the driver (paki) who was soundHe ended up telling me that his brother owns the taxi company he was driving for and his other brother owns a kebab shop (best one in town)Mental how one paki family owns all the vital infrastructure in my town. My mind was blown
for me its lamb kofte + ayran
>>202230436Entirely unrelated COPE to the matter at hand, UK branch is completely separate anyway and he is no longer a part of the company outright
>>202230362no, my guy is an italian who does pizzasi don't go for ki-owned businesses
>>202230476What a fucking lie this is
tops pizza is the best chain but i don't think it exists outside of essex and north london
>>202230374Papa John’s do nice pizza but the sauce they give you is fucking VILE compared to Dominos :/Dominos garlic and herb dip is literally like crack. Shame there’s like 300 calories in just one of those little tubs
>my guy is an italian who does pizzas lmfao you just know this is a cope
Practising my crosswind landings in Gibraltar lads, not very good at them and this plane doesn't like them.
>>202230455noshed him off did you?
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1726274183723188.webm
Toilet sieve is clogged again :/
there are quite a lot of italians about
>>202230515i go into his shop to order, its him and his daughterhe has an italian accent, i don't know what to tell you
Authentic Italian pizza is fucking dogshit by the way. Give me a meat feast paki pizza any day, absolutely gorgeous, delivered to my house in half an hour by Abdul and only a tenner
>>202230455Did you suck him off be honest
>>202230524Why isn't her boyfriend driving her?
>>202230533
>>202230382put both your thumbs in your back pocket to creep people out even more
>>202230524this is the exact same as Trump saying "Haitians eat cats" and people on 4chan (re)posting from their computers images of cats holding "TRUMP4PREZ" signs. its the exact same and just as bad
>>202230499There is a Tops Pizza in Crawley.
seriously lads if you're from london/essex/hertfordshire get a tops pizza, it's the best and i'm talking as a seasoned scranner
Really pakis are the same as Italians so what’s the problem with kizza? You ever seen a Sicilian? They look exactly like bossman behind the counter at Kebab Palace
>>202230524new from 0.02 this was gonna be about borties
slut sacked in the morning
>>202230547Not as far as I remember, he wasn’t bad looking though and had a nice aftershave on
pakistan defense force in tonight thenbet the poster count would drop if the internet went out in bradford
Didn't know bradford had the internet desu
lmfaoooo Liverrpool looool
>slipperpool
haha yeah the footy I watch that, I have sex. I'm normal
eggy fart fumes
planning my trip to tokyo x
just ate some snot
>>202230655liked this racism it was i want to say like the Americans talking about blepaeppu but with the UK
>>202230592yeah i google mapsed it after my post and saw there are a few spread about
google mapsed it
>>202230809they have one in croydon, maybe belgian can work that into his posts
just got called a ringpiece in home bargains lads
>>202230519love a landing there with that cheeky road through the runway
sheffield mentioned
too many takeaways here dunno what to go for i miss when it was either pizza or fish and chips
some absolute specimens in b&m
doncaster
>>202230939>going to b&mvirgin alarm blaring
browsing fleshlights but when looking at the dimensions my knobule would be too small to feel most of the sensations might have to order one of those jap ones
Spider inspection complete looks like I'm all clear to attempt a poo
Back in my day it was either the chippy or the chinese chippy
haitians just scranned my dog
>>202230939never understood that placeits all branded shite for more than you would pay for better quality unbranded stuff from a normal supermarketits just a magnet for poor mongs who feel they need the branded stuff
copilot mixed "cobalmanin" up with the elections (and wont talk about it)
>>202230930local fish and chip emporium was bought by pakis who instantly added things like pakoras and fried spicy chicken to the menuassume it is a mere matter of time until the fish element is dropped and it becomes a kebab den
>>202230959yeah because you pointed it at yourself on accident
Supergluing googly eyes onto my hair arse in the hopes a sexy Haitian woman confuses it with a dog and eats my arse
the sports drink VITAMIN WATER version (orange flavor) has niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B6, biotin, folic acid, B12, magnesium, ascorbic acid, and sugar
uber eatsing a poo
>>202231065nigga who axed
started drinking too early haha
https://youtu.be/PAOkJi5uPnY?t=1777NPC behaviour why didnt they stop walking>>202231086just trying to help people here drink som vitamin water
going for a curry later but it's one of those places that doesn't sell booze but allows you to bring your ownwhat booze should I get from co op before I go in lads?
>>202231119err you're the one who drinks piss for hydration arent you ?
>>202231086even though most of it is useless the sports drinks (i like) only have 0.2g of salt. thats why im trying the vitamin water but its just for taste and fun, and if i happen to have any deficiency because i have peed 4 times in 2 hours all of these vitains are water soluble
>inert>inertia
>>202231143absinthe
>>202231143red stripe the jamaican lager beer
catberg doing sleeptoil
>>202231143what sort of curry are you going to scran?
>>202231143karling
>going for a currymoments later after
>>202230995Haitians fucked it for the Democrats.goes to show why politicians are desperate to censor online content so they can at least try and hide the impact of the Great Replacement
never understood people who litter. why would you want to live in squalor? is it just a low IQ thing where they don't understand the concept of cleanliness and beauty and just see throwing things out as an inconvenience?
Americans don't understand curry unless it's a Jap curry i.e. what we call curry sauce simply renamed 'katsu' (which makes it ~~kawaii ^_^~~) and dribbled over some chicken nuggets.
>>202231172>spiritsgrim>>202231178only had this once in a dogshit retro video game bar and it was decent in fairness, not a bad rec>>202231219dunno lad, generally like something moderately well spiced like a bhuna or jalfrezi, normally have it with salmon if it's availablegenerally forgo the rice and just have it with peshwari naan instead desu>>202231226bit boring but a reliable choice, sort of like a maccies when you're tired and hungry
got a hole in my boxers near my arsealmost like i've made easy access for homosexuals
>>202231340your smelly indian food isnt hard to understand bud
(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)(●'◡'●)
>>202231375wont be long before you katsu these hands you blubbering ape
>>202231373lads, lets get him
>>202231308Most people don't believe the Haitian story.
>>202231416would love to sling my willard up her clay pipe
>>202231377lil kirby fellas
>>202231373got a pair of boxers that has a hole prefectly placed for my willy to slip through
>>202231308I haven't seen any actual solid proof for the pet eating claims, the lady that got arrested on video wasn't even Haitian? I could be wrong though
(*°▽°*)
Last Night of The Proms
got a pair of pants with a hole so big i've genuinely been for a poo and not needed to take them off
gn anons
>one of those places that doesn't sell booze but allows you to bring your ownis this a normal thing? I've never heard of any restaraunt that lets you bring alcohol inside
>>202231536fuck off then
just surreptitiously googled haiti dog because i dont pay attention to poltiics and orange man is going on about how they eat the petscan't make this shit up. guy is desperate for the dissident votes but wont get them
>>202231553i just said goodnight...
>>202231333
>>202231543only ever seen it in curry houses, I always assumed it was because the owners have some sort of religious thing against selling booze but don't want to ban it completely
>>202231558someone posted this earlierlooks like she's sucking on a big poo
refuse to buy rounds at the pub because im working class
pickling a poo in an old marmalade jar with a golliwog on the label
>>202231558made my willy hard and I don't know why considering I'm racist
>Same goes for Polish eating geese in parks in the UK. The authorities had to put up signs in Polish telling them not to eat the geese. ahaha what
ever see this before?GEOGUESSR WORLD CUP - GRAND FINALSLIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llh4_h-vvKQ
>>202231543local chinky restaurant does it but never seen anywhere else
>>202231558personally I don't like getting my dick sucked
>>202231558>/pol/yep
>>202231543In America it's called BYOBDiners are often overcharged for booze so it makes them feel like they're being treated fairly
>>202231635you're fucking disgusting, and i really do think people like you need to be in an asylum so you can be fixed.i really don't understand how you freaks live your life. "golliwog", fucks sake, i thought we were past this
golliwog
bought a load of polish smoked sausage because it was going cheapother than dip it in mustard while getting steaming later no idea what to do with it
golliwogs
>>202231791could shove it up your arse, if you think about it
my penis will be in a vagina on monday.
>>202231825much that set you back lad
>>202230698>>202230722based
is the lad who wanted my review of morrisons own brand yeast extract last week in?
>>202231908Hello mate
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2024/sep/10/uk-hobby-horse-championships-in-pictures
>>202231791>other than dip it in mustard while getting steaming later no idea what to do with itProbably what the poles do ennit
>>202231927
on the lung beers
>>202231921would you like my review? i already posted it last week but you weren't in
>>202231927corr
i just don't know what to do with myself
Sorking orf a cork
dont even care about football but find liverpool fans to be the absolute worst
>>202232008Unfortunately I have since found out that I am allergic to yeast, cheers though mate
Yep well we're wall watching the last night of The Proms tonight Even you JFs can work out a BBC One stream for it Best night of the year
>>202232102you nosh off your mum then?
>>202232118>Yep well we're wall watching
>>202232021why dont you go out stargazing
>>202231791goes will with bread as a snack
love dossing about and being lazy
>loool those brits eating sausage with bread >dude heckin'.. Eastern Evropean savsage.. it goes great with bread bro...
>>202232270krek, it do be like that
Her comic is kino
>>202232270wtf are you even talking about
A reminder before your seriously reply to an American his name is likely something like Hunter, Cody or Zachariah
>>202230252Is it>Daniel you bloody wankerOr>Daniel you bleeding wanker
>>202232365alri zachariah
>>202232270lmfao
>>202232374some people (not me) might foy you for using likely as an adverb and suggest your name is clayton
Vegan hot Italian is mouthwatering
>>202232270screm
on the cans again
>>202232374t. Edward
eating the kfc ive had on the radiator the last 5 hours
>>202232600yeah? hope you enjoy it, fella
>>202232629eccied out his gourd
>>202232619its good mate am enjoying it thanks
Just had a 2 hour nap
>>202232487>adverbI uh didn't do that
>>202232270they really do
>>202232600is that allowed?
Edward is a Scottish name
4 pack of burgers goes out of date today so I'm scranning the lot
>>202232374ameriwomen frequently have names like "keith" or "darren"
>>202232733yeah? hope you enjoy it, fella
>>202232733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMw
>>202232733You could freeze some fatboy
>>202232748lol yeah but they spell it khiyghth and darrynn
found my silver bracelet might start wearing it again
my willy smells fishy
>>202232733Make a stew.
>>202232807
this is a typical workday for me
>>202232685yuh huh
post your favourite fictional dogs (or fictional representations of real dogs)
>>202232558yeah?
>>202232916cockmogs me
>>202232916me after a bath
Trump will implement TND.
>>202232916i should call him
Thanks for the answers
Trump will bring back TNG.
had to put a jumper on
>>202232374t. Mohammad Mohammad
>>202233003no worries (theyre the same)
>They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.The most powerful political speech of the 21st century.
>>202233107Just let them all in *breaks down into tears*
>>202232709yes mate
>>202233031that vaseline has done wonders
americans will look a baby dead in the eye and name it Creg
>>202233161And they will feed him Erbs
>>202233118Thx
>>202233131i dont think so mate
Porn demons trying to make me break my nofap streak to BBC porn.
My pa went and named me Sue
my son, named poowert, and his friend creg
get the oil stoppedget the single-person discount scrappedget the hotels paid for
>>202233188yes it is mate im doing it now
>>202233129WITH THEIR DRUGS AND THEIR CRIMEAND THEIR DRUGS AND THEIR KNIVES
>>202233207
when they deport all the rorkes to rwanda will they make a second australia there
>>202233287BBC.
>>202233284AND BIG FOREHEEEEAADDDDDDSIT'S BIG FOREHEADDDDDDDDDDS
Ol' Mama and Papa Pooser lookin' at they lil' baby boy then say "let's name him Wankard"
so rorke was unmasked
gonna take a page out of the english name book and name my son muhammad
>>202233301
>>202233284>>202233313
Kier said he's planning on taxing interest on bank accountsLmfao the UK is completely collapsingTaxing savings to fund darkie colonists
>>202233284THEY TOOK MY PETSTOOK MY PEEE-EEETSHAITI HAITI HAITI-I-I-I
gay porn
>>202233301ahh a dead child, let's take a picture
>>202233394legendary post
the gay porn demons are screaming in my skull
>>202233389interest is already taxed over 1000 quid
>>202233210The English wrestler Big Daddy was named Shirley The logic being that if he had a girl's name he'd have to have fights in the playground on a daily basis, making him a tough bastard It worked
She's fucking stunning. Hope she puts rorke in chains
>>202233389ah yes taxing 25% on the £30 interest i get per yearthink of how many they can house with that
wanking using a sausage roll crust
>>202233442>She's fucking stunning.
>>202233433One of the best finishers I've ever seen lmfao
>>202233464He legitimately knocked a few people out cold with it
another coffee on the cards I reckon
why don't labour just increase minimum wage to like £20 if they want more taxes?
>>202233492oh goodie then you can be up all night posting ai-generated frog cartoons!
>>202233331
every hour an' the houryou hear di people bawl
>>202233455go down to wendys and ask for a buttered hot dog bun. they know why you want it, so bit of shame involved (at least i think so), but if youre into that its so much better than buttering it yourself. and if you get it home fast enough its still warm. fuckin peng.
>>202233511Nobody says the other to me
>>202233433I can't even see how you can protect yourself on this finisher. It looks devastating.
Just got called a jingoist outside a Wendy's Milk Bar
>>202233548grim. just get yourself a live chicken
getting the ffxii on
listening to: Jesus bleibet meine Freude [Herz und Mund und Tat und Leben BWV. 147]
having a chortle at this
>>202233587Protect ya neck
>>202233623which ones would you have sex with
plotting a wnka
>>2022311434 pack of special brew
>>202233623Last good ff
>>202233656Ashe, Fran and Ba'Gamnan
wrestling is the gayest thing to participate in that risks brain injury
*forces you head*
smoking that loud
penelo uk age of consent sex arse
sausages for tea x
leg disabled
starting the new toil on Monday
why
Thread's an hour and 20 mins old and still got 40 posts to go on a Saturday evening.dead
>>202233779good/brit/cels are moving on
>>202233779Oh would you prefer the mentally ill retards spam their inane bullshit every minute so we can have more threads?Fucking idiot
>ebonics is... le funny!
>>202233808190 you are here all day every day mate
>>202233808shut up moor
>I don't like this image>hmm I guess I should repost it Behold: the low-IQ autistic
I'm a homosexual
>>202233839Asf
>>202233862bro melting down
>>202233874and which ffxii characters would you have sex with
>>202233874a backside artist if you will
>>202233812Shut the fuck up dtfic lmao
>>202233813people are paying money to make the chatbot use roadman vernacular
Ethered
open a windowsmells like shit in here
Mental how badly my icon (Spaino) mindraped him
rent free
they'll be taxing you when you have a shite nextstarmers britain
Sir Poo Taxer
Sir Hair Styler
genuinely hope my mum dies so i can just order mcdonalds for tea instead of having to force down her hellofresh slopmeal
>have daytime nap>brain wakes itself up expecting work>turn over to look at clock>oh shit>remember no toil today>mfw
IdeaTax people to use the NHS
>>202234117Have you ever considered cooking for yourself or are you too much of an evil disabled goblin for that?
mad how some normies get really autistic at me for having an android phone and still living with my mumlike I've never seen people get quite so irrationally angry outside of trumpmania
lil bro is pooing :skull:
>>202234239Are you talking about on 4chan or irl? I've never had someone judge me for my phone, and making fun of people for living with their parents stopped being a thing after the economy went to shit
>>202234217have you ever considered how you spend your life posting in a thread where no one even likes you?
I can hear the gears turning. Penny for your thoughts, Rorke?
full of soup
>>202234308in real lifeit's literally just the gay zoomers at workI assume they're maybe a bit terminally online since it's the sort of shit people only giggle about on 4chan
>>202234323Yes have you?
>>202234239i still have the same samsung s9 that dadberg gave me like a decade ago, i have a replacement battery on my shelf that i'll eventually throw into itnever upgrading unless i absolutely have to. iphones are rubbish, just like normie opinions
>>202234365i'm beloved
>>202234340oof bloated init *does gay wrists* :/
>>202234333nice try MI5
>>202234351strange bunch, sound like immature spackers
>>202234415>>202234415>>202234415
