Tizer edition
want 2 wank but told me sleef ah wouldnt
Squirting poo right out me arse
not bothered
nothing worth posting will be posted in this thread
>>202234466oh well
>>202234415mental how fanta branding looks the exact same as this
fermenting fish in my boxers
>>202234466that's the point
wonder if rorkes balls are bigger than mineknob no but balls maybe
we are a nation diminished
right, so im back from the italian pizza man...his son and grandson (who actually made the pizza) were therethey were swarthy. very swarthy. almost turk levels of dark.so im now trying to look up the full name of the guy that owns it, but they're not on company house - a reason why they only take cash, eh/brit/ you might've been right. i think i've been 'kizza'd by the back-door
ah.. helllo
>>202234484
I did go to ASDA to get Dr Pepper Zero cans earlierthe cans are pink now, it's not very aesthetic
>>202234545had sex with an italian pizza man's daughter myself, her name was eleonora
>>202234545probably a sole trader so companies house registration is not required
>>202234569White sissies will love it
>advertising crisps will be bannedthis used to be a real country
any grenadine males in?
>>202234586what that means
Here's the difference between you and me, Adam. Unlike you, I don't care if people here like me. My sole purpose in this thread is to bully you for my own entertainment. It takes very little effort for me to get lots of laughs after sending you into another week-long incel meltdown. Nothing you do bothers me because I actually have a life and friends outside of this thread. I know that this bothers you, but all you have to do for me to stop is quit being such a fucking retard whose sole experience in life is ruining this thread full of strangers who don't like you. It's that simple, just post normally and we can all get along. Unfortunately, you won't because you can't; something is wrong with you that can't be fixed. But you can still try.
Brick by brick, morsel by morsel, Britain is being replaced be theuses elves
>>202234562I miss having a gf loved lacey knickers and stocking
>>202234586dangerous though, if he ends up in debt they'll take his house (which i assume he owns)
>>202234606Good. They will ban Europeans from adverts soon and it will be amazing.
A master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried
>>202234606lineker on the ropes, sobbing onto a tweet thread
>>202234611why do you think i'm spainnonce
>>202234601odd post
who tf is adam
>>202234721the first man
>>202234721spaino
Serious advice needed lads: How should I write on my dating profile that I don't work because I'm an autist who gets PIP without sounding like a spacker?
Madam, I'm Adam
>>202234686that's such rubbish cos oh wait ur right x
don't do cups of tea anymore, just do it in a thermos and sip on it for hours
>>202234760"In between jobs"
>>202234760"living my best life"
was going to clean my flat today but just did farts and wanks all day and now on boozestein so it shan’t happen today
>>202234760I'm a freelance writer
>>202234775ever put an on o cube in boiling water then drink it
christ jeremy clarkson is fat nowyou can hear him gasping for air just walking down the road
I'm having a slice of Albanian pizza later, if you catch my drift
>>202234760i live off inheritance and put day trader
WAY DOWN IN THE HOLE!
>>202234760"looking for the ying to my yang"
making bell pepper soup
>>202234972very fond of poo soup myself
How the fuck is this forum dead 6:30pm on a Saturday
nah he's niva mit a nice south efricanand that's not bloody surprising mun
>>202234999im out shagging
>>202234999poo barmer arrested half the board for racism like one of stalin’s purges
>>202234999it's not a forumschizos and neet weirdos killed it
>>202234569pink because it's for aspartame-riddled fannies like yourself
shagging my own arse
>>202234760don't try and be something you're not
>>202235054finished him
Just spent £11 on olive oilWhat's the point, you simply can't live anymore
pakitalian pizza scanalammedvery nice (despite him being an ethnic)
>>202234830built like the letter b
I'm falling in love with thst lofi and chill anime woman below
im so fucking lonely here
9pm BBC One Last Night of The Proms Get it on Stop being brown
>>202235258pretentious shite
Snot flowing out my nose with wild abandon
>>202235313Last night really isn't pretentious at all, in fact the upper classes hate it because it's too patriotic.
>>202235258It's gonna be wicked!!!!
>>202235357the upper classes are the only people who watch it
>>202235357Oh yeahThey play Rule Britannia and leftypol waves the EU flag because he thinks this will reverse Brexit
>>202235357It'll be sung by a lesbian black tranny. Fuck off
>>202235430>>202235432WrongThick cunts
>>202235258Don't think I will
>>202235454It's okay that you don't want to stop being brown But I find you a vile specimen >n-n-no- Don't talk to me again brown.
>>202235454fagnited bentdom
watching geoguessr world cup
Rule Britannia is pretty good 2bf
last night of the proms literally banned rule britannia and only reversed it because of backlash, and this mong thinks it's "patriotic" omds
diego thinks baz and barb are sitting their fat arses down to watch the proms tonight lmao
>>202235504>literally banned rule britanniaWell that's a lie >only reversed it because Why did you lie?
wanking a jap
Rule Britannia was literally never banned wtf
>>202235556Nooo it was banned but reversed because ummm.... [something]?
Poo PootanniaPootania poo the pants
What the hell is she talking about then, 2728 time?
I'll only watch the proms if Rule Britannia is bravely sung by Oleksiy and Abdullah as they step on the neck of a white working class pensioner
by literally i didnt mean literally lol i say things i dont mean lol im so zany coys lol
>>202234517This guy gets it
>>202235524yeah I saw that webm
>>202235521>>202235556from the BBC itselfhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53998584>The BBC has reversed its decision not to have Rule, Britannia! and Land of Hope and Glory sung at The Last Night of the Proms.>The U-turn follows fierce criticism sparked by reports that the lyrics were being dropped due to associations with colonialism and slavery.retards
>>202235521They banned the lyrics for being too white and anti brown wog
is this what they call the Faustian spirit?
Doing a gay porn poo
>>202235589It means anal sex mate
>>202235648Not BANNED then NEXT
>>202234415Tizer used to give me an orange stain round my mouth back in the day
need to get a wide brim hat for working out in the sun but they all look so bad that i cant justify spending a lot for quality ones
>>202235659Is this filmed just before the squish games?
My mouth smells like a cat’s mouthMay need to brush them more
>>202235686You’ve been done
>>202235686yes because it was reversed you asdan mong
lip my stocking
>>202235686They banned it because of slavery. Can you not read?
>>202235722Been snogging the cat have you?
>>202235775I don’t have a cat lmao
i should probably go for an incelwalk and get some fair air at some point today
rorke choking on his dom mum's futa bbc
Starting a new job on Monday and I think i've made a mistake. The company has every red flag possible.
>>202235811Can you get us 4 cans of k cider? Cheers
>>202235816can you stop trying to get attention for this please
>>202235816Yeah no-one cares Stop using 4chan as a social media platform you sad virgin
>>202235872It literally is a social media platform THOUGH
>>202235815cool, I love futa
What's the least gay way of learning a language?
>>202235926Have men teach you it while they fuck your arsehole
The country's finished anyway. We are larping if we think singing those songs is going to bring us back to anything resembling a nation worthy of respect. You should feel shame not for the content of the songs but at how far we've fallen since they were composed.
>>202235906futa jallon?
>>202235926Have your girlfriend teach you her native language in a flirty way
Joaquin Phoenix demanded more gay scenes in his upcoming movie
>>202235926memes
>>202235973A russian camwhore used to teach me flirty things in russian in pms while id correct her english. Miss her.
60 year old man with ham fists wearing a dress in t'pub i'm in atm
>>202235966No futanari
>>202235926watching foreign poo gay poo porn
>>202236030If she’s wearing a dress then she’s a woman. Maybe update your year 11 biology knowledge
>>202236030Take a cheeky discreet pic for tlads on 4chin
>>202235870>>202235872whats your problem?
curry down the hatch, terrorism funded
eastern euro / balkan delivery girl smiled at me and her face lit up as I opened the door to receive my slop, should have shagged her
>>202236025
>>202236130Was it enjoyable slop at least
I live right next to this
Petite women with flat chests and small pubeless pussies. Mmmm
>>202236123you keep posting this as if anyone caresno one doesshut upfuck off
Halal Snack Pack
>>202236157yh.. bag full of big macs and triple cheeseburgers. only about 5 because I’m cutting weight now
>>202236171I was saying Poo-urns
>>202236205it was the first time i posted it. dunno why your being so hostile. people complain about their toil all the time on /brit/.
>>202236220got a semi now
>>202235732asdan is an absolutely ancient bit of banter, good on you for bringing it back
>>202236270Do people do that? And what if they jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?
Might order more McDonald’s, but I’m scared that the same girl will deliver them again desu
>>202236270You've got a long way to go before you're toilposting with the big dogs
Feel like playing an online drawing game
>>202236309if they ordered a Halal Snack Pack, what's your next move?
calling out from scranlaaandi'm calling out from scranman's world
might have some of my gfs potato salad she made earlier
white boyasian girl
>>202236338here's what you do:>open doordash>choose a kebab shop>select Halal Snack Pack>double meat
might watch the warriors tonightjust fancy it
>>202236452Already went through your gf's potato salad earlier. Left some extra mayo in it (spunk)
>>202236309I sometimes think about killing myself but I have falling nightmares and dont want it to be a reality. >>202236348ive been toiling for 16 years. i was at my last job 5 years. 6 weeks of unemployment and i cant toil post anymore even though it was just a post about my dread of starting a new job. thats ridiculous. you don't make the rules of /brit/. go fuck yourselves
>>202236509reddit film
>>202236483will you stop. ill relapse on kebab
>>2022365094chan.org/int/brit/ film
>>202236518more of a kidulthood (2006) man are you?
Well I just googled halal snack pack, and it's what the aussie spackas call doner meat and chips with sauce. Like speaking a different fucking language
>>202236483nah mate maccas is much better
any north lanarkshire man in
>>202236516I think you're a bit too thin-skinned for 4chan mate, get a grip
>>202236571bizarre
>>202236571the name makes perfect sense, you freaks have "munchy boxes" so stick thst up ya
>>202236618been on 4chan since you were still in nappies
>>202236509Why is every name on that poster Jewish?
halal scat packdesi lass takes a shit on my face
nut out; cheesy bread inI'm a happy lad
>>202236571Not the sharpest bulbs in the shed these Aussies
>>202236643i feel like gordon is a scottish name
>>202236649
>>202236637And yet here you are throwing a wobbly because someone called you a wetwipe about your dismal toilpost. Had more laughing Bradley's than you've had hot dinners son
>>202236620No one actually gets munchy boxes ffs. Stop believing in memes you've found on the internet
>>202236649most desis are hindu so this doesn't make sense really
modern life is rubbish
>>202236695I thought we were bros
>>202236617I'm Souf
>>202236620That's a kiltmong 'delicacy'
>>202236731Why are you seething?
>>202236752i was trying to think of a politically correct way to refer to musim women and i couldn't think of one and ended up being a bit racial anyway
>>202236760Justa bitta banta Bruceyboy
>Stop using 4chan as a social media platformWho is this incel freak who's here literally 24/7 saying this all the time lmfaoBeen here for years as well, very distinct angry social reject
>>202236751i know what you're all like x
had violent diarrhoea this morning. because of woke
>>202236852It's spainpaki who else
>>202236791>he asked through gritted teeth and tears pouring from his eyes
Thinking of moving to Liverpool, lads.God I want a scouse gf so fucking bad.I bet they fuck like demons
>>202236906All woke now
fucking boring not drinking
Just ordered three more triple cheeseburgers, I’m such a fat runt. That’s a total of 6 so far.
any faustian alcoholic man in
>>202236936*raises paw*
Matey's have a meltdown over a 2 hour trial shift on the Morrison's trolleys on Monday lmao
>>202236906I'm in Liverpool It's alright but food and weather are shiteGonna leave within the next year and move to Pengdon
>>202236902dont cry. i get that your frustrated to be an unemployable neet with no friends or gf and nowhere to go on a Saturday but things might get better for you one day
Who's reading this post in September 2024?
Imagine shagging Carol Vorderman up the arse though Not the fan Bum
beat the Tower Knight on Demon's Souls lads!
>>202236931I'd be embarrassed to order food to my house from the same place twice in one day
>>202236999her concrete cheeks smacking against your hips
>>202236999rancid tory cunt
>>202236999Reckon she's on the same meds Kumbullah Harris is on during every media appearance
>>202236222Very sensible gotta watch the weight
>>202237022Stop talking shit pussy I heemed you
>>202236931I thought we agreed on a Halal Snack Pack
>>202237030First time I’ve ever done it, not sure why it just felt like it today. I’m actually not a fat runt and I’ve been losing a considerable amount of weight since the start of the year, but I feel like relapsing today for some reason. Perhaps because my family are out of the house and a party which I chose not to go to and I am alone in my smelly childhood bedroom. Just hoping I don’t get the same girl delivering.
>>202237070*taps your shoulder*
Also beat the Armoured Spider in the second area.I tried exploring the tunnels below and got lost.
>posh girls laughing at the name of the station I'm getting off at because it sounds like a shit place to live
There aren't any driving lessons available in my city for monthsWhat do you do in this situation? Just get a bus to a nearby town and do your lessons over there?
I want Emma Watson to unload a hot turd into my mouth.
>>202237184Just look up Youtube tutorials
Don't get what you're supposed to do with your life after 30
>>202237179what station lad?
Might order a mixed meat package
>>202237184you don't need to drive in this country unless you live in bumfuck nowhere
>>202237223wait a sec lad need my passport number and NI number before I post the station just want to make sure it's authentic ennit
>>202237218Nothing much really. I see it as freeing.
>>202237247Problem with ordering the next week packages as it gets laid into the evening is that you end up with the shit that’s been cooking for too long. t. maccas man
did a bit of laundry, walked the dog, made dinnersuddenly its 7 fucking 30i haven't even started the other stuff i wanted to do todaychrist almighty this life is suffering
>>202237277fly me to the moon~
>>202237115Don't get how fat people are able to eat so muchI get that people reach for vices when they feel bad, like indulgent eating, smoking, drinking, etcBut with food, don't you feel full? I can scran 3 doubles if I'm starving but how do you eat 6
your friend group slowly slothing over 30 is greatconversations go from drugs and gaming to "I got a new strimmer" and "wow car insurance is a bit much these days"
Lads, what's the plans for the evening?Canslad is considering getting the medium cans and having them early
>>202237184>driving in the UKliterally just day-drink and catch the bus everywhere.that's what I do
>>202237304watching the last grand tour episode
mum had desperate housewives on the tellyits literally>sex scene>sex scene>talking about sex>sex scene>sex scene
>>202237259I'm sick of waiting 50 minutes for the fackin' bus after work
>>202237304it's already late
>>202237334desperate housewives was pretty good back in the day
been waiting decades for the dyed blonde hair trend to dieit looks so fucking shiteany day now.
>>202237293Not really sure, I didn’t eat since breakfast and I spent about 90 minutes running this morning at a harder intensity than usual so I think it just spiked my appetite for the whole day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqDZ4AUSPMoI'm pretty sure the step mum in this situation is a complete bitch. Doesn't justify killing someone just saying
>>202237277i hate those fake freckles girls paint on their face
>>202237357Nearly time for you to leave your bedroom Aged 47 And ask girls on a date!
ordering food to your house is terminal ngmi behaviour
>>202237293I used to be very fat but I realised because I didn't enjoy eating with others so I'd try to eat as fast as possible to get away from the dining tableonce I moved out and I eat on my own without distractions
4:33am timtam
>>202237360Lol cardiomong might soon learn his lesson
Cramming in the dark chocolate digestives waiting for the second maccas delivery while watching celebrity catchphrase, grim
>>202237334jewish slop meant to corrupt white slags and it seems to have done just that to your mum
>>202237337lol what shithole do you live inI live in manchester and public transport is great 99% of the time here
>>202237293>Don't get how fat people are able to eat so muchA lot of fatties are just alcoholics
>>202237426just a big penguin init
>>202237426bro you have to be awake for work in like 3 hours bruh what you doing ahahah
Excited for the /brit/ meet-up at the slug and lettuce on cook street tonight lads. Arsehole has just been naired and I’ve got my outfit laid out on the bed ready x
>>202237437Even grimmer how you use 4chan as a social media platform you fat cunt incel
>>202237437>Cramming in the dark chocolateyour mum does this often
My home is in negative equity
snot's a bit bloody but i think i'm okay
home is where the fart is
>>202237465on the lord's day??
>>202237430To be fair, I’ve done cardio for a long time and I’ve lifted weights and my fitness level is extremely high. It’s just that recently I’ve increased the intensity of my cardio because I felt that my BPM was a little too low during it and all it seems to have done is make me extremely hungry. If there are any genuine fats reading this, make your cardio very easy otherwise you’ll just over eat.
>>202237480dont sell it then
might get a throw for the sofa
>>202237476this one of them women pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman?
>>202237509Wait whatI though y'all was 24 hours ahead
>>202237472Don’t like it?*raises middle finger on left hand* Fuck.*raises middle finger on right hand*Off.
>>202237531Bit rich coming from a worm pretending to be a man.
>>202237548reddit post this
>>202237548right here, buddy
>>202237556I'm a deeply closeted tranny
>>202237513Fucking hell, finally gained a clue. Only do exercises that the cavemen did
>>202237538nigga....
>>202237591
>>202237591i can see her boobies
this is the cheapest "actual house" I could find in the south on rightmove. 155k. what do you reckon the catch is https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/151046810
>>202237531that's a women who is also trans
>>202237603where's the front door?
>>202237591can see her norks
got a tinder match. unfortunately ive already had a wank today and have no interest in talking to a bird
rorke getting angry because he’s seen a photo of a lad wearing his sisters underwear and it made him hard
>>202237591MOOOOODDDSSSSSSS
>>202237548shrieking
>>202237591corr that ghost has massive hangers
About to complain that the burgers are cold and receive half of the amount paid as a refund. Proper money saver me.
>>202237603it's in jaywick
Get the burgers on
Don't you dare use 4chan and a social media platform lads, the incel will be very angry!
seen a student changing at the window of the halls of residence when i was driving past. she just lifted her top at the perfect time and had no bra on in full view of the window
Why buy a house for 200k when you can build a house from scratch for 30k
>tfw I'll never experience the joy of devouring a munchy box after 12 pints at the pub with the lads
>>202237619that must be it - you can't get in! hahano but seroiusly it's just on the side
>>202237468live very close to there, want a shag xx
>>202237670That's a bloke
>>202237654never heard of it
>>202237691im not a builder
>>202237681knew fine well what she was doing
>>202237716it's the worst place in england
>>202237594Cavemen if given the luxuries we have would laze about. So personally I’m living a healthy natural lifestyle
>>202237750Don't think that's a bloke
>>202237603The catch is you’re paying £155,000 for a house the size of a garage underneath a flight path on a residential estate 3 miles from an actual town
having sex with my arse
slow as FUCK in here ennit
>>202237750That's a man
>>202237745>It was constructed in the 1930s as a holiday resort for Londoners but has, over time, been officially named the most deprived area in the country.hahaha oh my days
I just bought a 3 bed house for £150k but it's in North Wales
I didn’t even shag once at uni, I totally missed out. I’m in my late 20s now and finally attractive but that ship has sailed.
>>2022377893 bed yeah? got a wife and two kids do you?
>>202237787Had a holiday there once. Wasn’t a very good one.
>>202237776have so many people and words filtered it's always dead in here now
>>202237805Wife and 0 kids
>>202237787Love the joy and wonder in a zoomers eyes as they learn more things
headies on hood up
>>202237804>>202237804>>202237804
>>202237776it's over for /brit/pic related
still haven’t seen the hawk tuah videoapparently shes a Jew lol
>>202237789There are loads of houses in the UK for £150k and less. I don't know why that mong thinks a box in Jaywick is the cheapest house in the country.
>>202237615what's her name?
>>202237726she had small boobs and there were people standing out on the street talking right there
