ENJOYING LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishNo Fucking Sub-Edish sub-edish
Why do the fittest birds get tattoos?
Bit early ent it
Who put Bella down the wych elm?
tfw no smelly rollie pint gf
why had melon musk been allowed to soil our earth with this bollocks
TO ALL YOU LADSGET A FUCKING CLUE
>>202244035
Im moving to Scotland soonTips on how to fit in?
>>Government defends early release scheme after freed prisoner charged with sexual assault
>>202244122Most of those are 1cmX1cm
>>202244140Just be yourself mateWe're sound
>>202244157At least he wasn't posting spicy racist twitter memes
Are new builds really that bad?Looking to buy my first house
Tbh I have a bull fetish, not a cuck fetishThings I find hot:>Seducing wives and girlfriends>Making them admit sex with me is better and my cock better>Impregnating them and putting as much offspring into the world as possible in general>Being dominant in general, especially during sex ofc
>>202244157Why did you save that image I posted yesterday
>>202244157
>An inmate, in the black T-shirt, is met by friends in a Lamborghini after being given early releasestarmer's britain
>>202244159bigger than my cock, then!
*enters /brit*
>>202244199You mean this one?
>>202244223hood luv x
>>202244242haha yeah
my cock is like a mcdonalds chip
>Liverpool 0-1 Nottingham Forest
Bought a zenbook duo me. Thought the little mini screen was a gimmick when I got it but it’s the most useful feature I’ve ever had on a laptop.Little touchscreen to pop the emails on or have a YouTube video playing while I’m doing stuff. Lovely bit of kit
>>202244240AI slop
>>202244157they've used this set in a hetero porno seriesthat one is good, i like that one
>>202244196>Impregnate some lads' bird >They get divorced >You get dragged into court years later for child support Ack!
who gave the chinese nuclear weapons in the 60s? the soviets?
glasgow truly has a grim selection of hookers you london lads got it brilliant, women from all around the world here it’s just druggies and romanians
>>202244269lovely bubbly
>>202244157well you just knew that was going to happenthat's disgusting! DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!
>>202244264
What is MI6 up to these days?
>>202244302I managed to get a Spanish one
>>202244282>You get dragged into court years later for child supportI don't care desu, i make enough money that child support wouldn't significantly hurt me
what is she listening to?
>>202244316It goes all the way up to Carlisle
ooh matron
>>202244298>Construction of uranium-enrichment plants in Baotou and Lanzhou began in 1958, and a plutonium facility in Jiuquan and the Lop Nur nuclear test site by 1960. The Soviet Union provided assistance in the early Chinese program by sending advisers to help in the facilities devoted to fissile material production[16] and, in October 1957, agreed to provide a prototype boosted fission weapon, missiles, and related technology.[5] The Chinese, who preferred to import technology and components to developing them within China, exported uranium to the Soviet Union, and the Soviets sent two R-2 missiles in 1958.[17]>That year, however, Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev told Mao that he planned to discuss arms control with the United States and Britain. China was already opposed to Khrushchev's post-Stalin policy of peaceful coexistence. Although Soviet officials assured China that it was under the Soviet nuclear umbrella, the disagreements widened the emerging Sino-Soviet split. In June 1959, the two nations formally ended their agreement on military and technology cooperation,[17] and in July 1960, all Soviet assistance with the Chinese nuclear program was abruptly terminated and all Soviet technicians were withdrawn from the program.[18]>According to Arms Control and Disarmament Agency director William Foster, the American government, under Kennedy and Johnson administration, was concerned about the program and studied ways to sabotage or attack it, perhaps with the aid of Taiwan or the Soviet Union, but Khrushchev was not interested. China conducted its first nuclear test, code-named 596, on 16 October 1964.[16][17] Its first thermonuclear weapon test occurred on December 28, 1966.[5]
>>202244316Woeful attempt there Mr. CIA man
zoomer lasses keep saying shit like GRAAAA to me in my conversation and I have no idea what it means
>>202244357uhhhhhh
>>202244357he's made ruth langford look like a right cunt
>>202244357Why's this nigga in a wheelchair? Is this why Ruth left him?
>>20224434390% sure this is a larp but have you ever impregnated another dude's girl?
getting a gf before 2017 was like investing in crypto in 2011
would quite like a kinky gf who's into latex and stuffnot a clue where you find them or if they're realI just get plain jane autismos
>>202244345I'm talkin 'bout puttin' on, ridin' out; Glocks in my ma's houseFront you with that work (I done fronted niggas work, uh-oh)You say you want that head up but we don't fight fair brahCatch you slippin' from your backside, they knock you outAce gon' stomp you out then Buddah gon' stomp you out(Has momma ever see you with a busted eye and busted mouth?!)Nine milli pokin' out, fo-fizzy pokin' outDeath Row days, show you what this West Coast about
so craving SWEET food eg. ice cream
>>202244404>have you ever impregnated another dude's girl?Yes but you wouldn't believe anyway, let's be honest here
I'm obviously not fat
>so craving SWEET food eg. ice cream
>>202244435Post one not in a baggy tee
>>202244435neck like kurt angle
>>202244435why you posting fat guys
tranny clobber
>>202244264forgot that footy started
>>202244406
>>202244418had some ice cream earlier
>>202244435heyy
>>202244389Ruth broke his pelvis
>>202244409same lad most femdom girls are munters toosmall cute ones that are actually feminine and into being a dominatrix and aren’t hookers or only fans whores and normal girls are a dime a dozen
>>202244357whu's Eamon in that chair?
>>202244465well jelwhat type was iti want BELGIAN CHOCK HAGEN DASZ
>>202244476Corrr I'd let her do the same tbf
>>202244433You're right
got some vanilla ice cream in the freezer but it's just a bit meh isn't it
>>202244447what hormonal birf control odes to a mfer
Hagen Dazs mogs Ben & Jerries
>whu's Eamon in that chair?
woke up this morning and you got yourself a gun
>>202244435>zooms in on neck area>the stubble is still thereFucking amazing job, spaino
am an autismo freakazoid social spaz but girls at work like hanging out with me because they know I like cocaine
What’s the point in being a tranny if you’re just going to dress like you’ve got your fit from the Tesco F&F kids catalogue?
>>202244460timmy still on 4chanLOL
>>202244074Because guys constantly tell them they're in love with themOnly got three pint cans of Kronenbourg so I've waited until late before opening them.
>>202244345lesbiancorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ
Remember when Del Boy fell through the bar lol
Woke up this mornin got myself a sub I believe Tony wanted uh, the meatball sub Woke up this mornin, had me a ham and swiss
>>202244551who doesn't like cocaine?
>>202244386how so?
>>202244578
twitch.tv/rocketleagueheres your saturday night kino bro
>>202244578no sorry
>>202244478don't mind munters tbfsome of my best shags have been with uglies
Ngl bongs, these guys make pretty good music
>>202244586@FatsPostingLs
always forget I say I'll chip in for gear then get folk messaging me asking for the money I said I'd give them
>>202244578screaming i literally pissed my pants watching this when it came out
>>202244478>a dime a dozendon't think you know what that means
>>202244578Unc's shit himself again!
>>202244586and he made this face
Had an itchy rash on my left ankle for 7 years
>>202244626oh its the one that richard hammond plays in top gear or something
>think about getting a job>remember it's literally just 8 hours of shit nobody wants to do>dont get a jobthe eternal cycle
>>202244590oh you fucking monghe's out there shagging younger tail, getting his end in a newer modelthat's what i fucking meanfucks sake
>>202244590He's made it look like she left him because he was becoming frail
>>202244586Fucking hate fattys me
>>202244578AND THEN TRIGGER MAKES A FACE
its over for NA, yet again
>>202244589only about 1 in 40 British adults partake in gear, 2.7% of the population. that still makes us one of the highest using countries in europe
>>202244674LOL
>>202244626what's so good about it
One meal replacement shake in the morning, one small plate at dinner, another small plate later. I WILL break the stereotype! I WILL stop being a fat disgusting slob!
>>202244654Why don't you get a job you want to do like paediatric podiatrist
nth for the gyaldem
>>202244345Bet Rubes has a got pert peach
>>202244654I like to work at least a couple months a year to save a little money and remind myself how shit it is. Every time I get a job I think of all the things I'd do if I were still a NEET but when I'm NEET I just waste every hour of every day
>>202244626Genesis is it yeah Check out CARAVAN and GENTLE GIANT too Of course you've already heard KING CRIMSON
>>20224464419th century assassin physiognomy
>>202244700dont know what any of these words mean
>>202244696Not reading any of that
>>202244702FOSYEG
>>202244654saw a part time position at £12 an hour and after tax and other deductions it isn't even worth it and you'd be better off on uc
>>202244727dat nigga a poet
>>202244696Yawnhttps://web.archive.org/web/20110611145106/http://www.usm.maine.edu/eco/joe/works/Soviet.html
>>202244738>t. zoomer
>>202244727>Open VPN >Select UK >Open TikTok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTsW30Ur0sg
>>202244773>>202244727Heathermong.
>>202244654love my job as a paediatrician gynaecologist
why do they do this every day for months
I love how the wire is basically a period piece at this point pagers are so antiquated
>>202244801Stewart Lee's routine on Richard Hammond is funny ok!
>>202244790remember when he got banned and it outed him as the "irish diaspora" poster who keeps accusing the irish of being into interracial while he was actively posting gay naked black men? lmao
Stop the fucking pressers lads Bazzel posted a new video !https://youtu.be/lBFTnYt4Po8?si=DhNAziXdeNYdhXxE
>Fears of further flood deaths as rain lashes Europe
Tis the time of year to get a seasonal temporary job, actually work and do a good job for a month or so, then slack off doing nothing November til Christmas because they’re too busy to fire you and can’t get new staff in time for the busiest time of the year.
You couldn’t make it up lolWe needed those spaces for the mean people who said hurty words on social media
>>202244801Oh right, bent is he?
not sure if i should turn this into a proper fucking session tonight or can it now and head off to bed
>>202244819pagers only got phased out of the nhs in 2021.
>>202244773NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I COULD HAVE MADE YOU MINE!YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY!YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>202244852>wardah yes, the eternal mick
trying to get my gf to go to the gymshe's skinny, but she could be fit-skinny, y'know. slightly defined muscles, etc.
>>202244863you already know
Based Brazilian KBM rocket league pro just beat NA's darlings in their own back yard.
>>202244863
this makes americans shit and piss themselves with laughter
>>202244885ahh fucking hell
>>202244819Most older television PROGRAMMES are the same though Not sure people are driving around in Robin Reliants nowadays are they
>>202244867really? wow that's later than you'd think
Remember when this mad lad said he was a child and leftypol actually believed him and put him in a school?
Did you know that in this country you can be fired at-will for nearly any reason or no reason at all?
>>202244850this guy gets it, and in the US once you hit 3 months they have to pay you unemployment after they fire you and you get all your tax money back because you make under 25k
a wu erd maai harpo arss rst sh h
the one pure uncorrupted thing left in this world is poo
>>202244936SPAEEEDOOOOO!!SPAEEEDOOOOO!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CljaUxBtE
>>202244916Gary Lineker was to blame
>>202244916remember all of leftypol going "HE'S 14! DONT TRAUMATISE HIM FURTHER!" and then you'd see all the snapchats on twitter of kids in the classroom taking photos of them with the captions like "why's there a fucking 50 year old in my class bruv"
>>202244877i can't believe itshe could have been my perfect angeli'm so DONE with femoids
>>202244916>noo you can't examine his teeth thats racistyeah I remember. Now we have adults in schools all over the country
>>202244626mumberg loves this band
might make a dating profile with the only two good pictures I have of myself from 4 years ago
>>202244978Meanwhile, in reality:
Would still go to town on Lucy Liu
>>202244674what is she saying
Why does everyone on /brit/ seem to hate Bill Burr?
Just want to be an American teenager in the 80sBet it was like a non-stop John Hughes movie
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>>202245081godawful suburbanite preppy fascism
BEEP BEEP
_(:3 」∠)_
>>202245063honestly makes more sense than paki letters
ah, i see 190's back to his nonce era
Might become a cuck
>>202245150
gf going on about that time she met rick astley again
Crushstein just dumped a bunch of videos of seals on stories.
>>202245174>Gf going on about that time she cucked anon with Rick Ashley Lmfao
"last one on drugs is a queer" shouts portillo
UM
>>202245081Me too. I'd date Winona Ryder in Lucas
>>202245193thanks for the update. keep us posted.
Moi in the orange
>>202245234whys he in the wall then
Cyrillic is my favourite writing system. I also like hanzi/hanja/kanji and Japanese kana are nice too. Oh and Greek looks lovely.
>>202245234:)
fucking VIDEO GAMES LADSYES, YESSSSSSS!!! VIDEO GAMES AHAHAHAH!!!!!
>>202245213Phoebe Cates for me
>>202245264How do you say "I have a cock" in Russian?
>le canskys
iaaptrc
winding down for bed
>>202245294It would beУ мeня ecть хyй
Mental how they call it "kebob" over here
>>202245264nobody gives a fuck about your autistic special interestshut the fuck up
I'm not happy at all
>>202245213>>202245282ally sheely pre-makeover lads, cmon now
You know what I'm going to cook a proper roast tomorrow, all the trimmings
>>202245345why?
>>202245282
>>202245378good plan
>>202245230You're welcome x.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzg5aq7_UVA
>>202245378Post pics
>>202245378Nice one. Starmer should make it law everyone has to have a roast on Sundays.
>Indiana toddler dies after ingesting pill found in backpack at thrift store, family says
Pencil in Russian is кapaндaш which is actually a loan word from the Turkic languages.
Thinking about the time I had a wank with my mums knickers she left in the washing basket in the bathroom and I got a yeast infection and my balls went all red, sore and flaky. A big part of me wishes I was making this up as some sort of shocking, disgusting story.
Elisabeth Shue
>>202245435Here's one for you, cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pt0V6K7WpM
>Indiana ToddlerIs that some new kids cartoon?
>>202245282>>202245394Would have guessed latina but she's actually hapa
>>202245486would still get it too
>>202245477I've done similar when I was youngerfound all of my mums sexy clothing and worn it and wanked a whole bunchdidn't get any infections though because my mum isn't a scruff
>>202245462
>>202245378might get a carvery delivered, me
>>202245463
>>202245507
mad how you don't hear about death grips anymore
Thinking of the time I made a homemade fleshlight out of a dog poo bag and even went as far as to dispose of the evidence in a dog poo bin on my incel walk afterwards.Grim fucking times.
Sorry anons brb, gotta save Korean women real quick.
mad that Donald Trump is vaxxed
>>202245514cared enough to reply
Mental how mum's not back with my coffee
>>202245544Truly sad times we live in
>>202245569shut up favela monkey
>>202245544Ruined by zoomies over covid, the community at least. No one wants to associate with them anymore because of it.That, and they haven't released new music in over 6 years now.
>>202245574Be quiet paki
>>202245514dunelm
>>202245569Please put Angolano in jail, that racist bastard deleted and banned me for posting black girls.
Think it's going to be an early night for this girlie. Not got much energy.
>>202245597der zoomer
japs are mental aren't they lads
>>202245630
>>202245641Fucking kek
>>202245557bunch of virgins
girl at toil laughing way too hard at my unfunny jokes
reckon romania must be pretty nice since I figure all of the gypsies have left
>>202245667>lmao what a retard lad
>>202245641good bunch of lads, reallybet it'd be mental to go on a pub crawl with hiro, kazuma and akiko
>>202245667Everyone at my toil thinks I'm funny because I basically talk like seasideMARK all day.
>>202245641I think this is a romantic and sensitive souled person The kind of person who masturbates with their heart and emotions and not just animal horniness
Me personally, I like brown women that are at least a shade or two darker than me.
>>202245641Almost based in a weird schizophrenic sort of way
>>202245726they're laughing at you not with you
h ma ear wars arrsh uash dpt is o
>>202245755the WMIF thread on /gif/ is good
got a paki gf and she's hot as fuck. skin has this orange/red hue to it, hot just brown, which really does something for me.
>It shares a similar climate to places like the United Kingdom, New Zealand, the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, and Vancouver Island region of Canada.
>>202245750how do you even search in telegram? i don't even think there's a function for that
>>202245597>>202245544Have you ever gone to /mu/ these days?Zoomers dont actually discuss music, they literally try to make post ironic jokes about everything and when you try to discuss anything they try to derail it with bad jokes and when you call them a fag they take it badly.Their brains are so rotted in unreal.
>>202245789'
>Carvery delivery
>>202245789Press the only search button. It's a global search.
>>202245787gotta watch out for the devils
>>202245826>>202245799alright i didn't phrase that well at allbut there's no search function, they removed the "people near me" recently, i only have people i know on it
>>202245641Mate, you can't say this when this post is like 5 above yours.>>202245555
>>202245792Help us here >>>/mu/123614178
>>202245823too bloody righttoby carvery drops it off and I eats it up
>>202245792yeah the whole thing with death grips and zoomers is that they went to their concerts wearing kiddie propeller hats because it was zany and wacky and cool to post on the internet. just insufferable stuff.
>>202245778Not much into the Indian birds. Latinas on the other hand..
*looks at the thread camera* *shakes head with an incredulous grin on my face* *jerks thumb over my back towards you lot* Get a loada these guys!
>North Korean authorities have been punishing doctors who carry out abortions and the providers of contraceptives amid a drive by the country to boost its birthrate, according to a recent report.thoughts?
people talk about Satanists doing dark edgy ritualistic sex magic orgies and you wonder what's so spooky about their sex but it's just a lot of anal
mates mum used to work at toby carvery and she'd give us leftovers at the end of the night in a big tub. corrr
What’s the point in telegram? Is it just whatsapp for scammers and nonces?
>>202245870FO190YEG
>>202245926Yeah go download it
>>202245926i dont use whatsapp because the glowies read it
if i were homeless id just go to the airport. if someone asks why you're sleeping there just say 'oh, im waiting for my flight;.
Toby Carvery is alri but their roasties really let them down
>>202245926I like bots and groups. You can add people without needing them to know your phone number. Also it's pretty.I don't use it but I wish it was bigger here.
>>202245991Tell them not us. You won't, coward
>>202245991they hire the women that apply for the roles, mate
>>202245641>>202245731japs are programmed to link romance with sexeven a lot of their porn is missionary and with more intimacy
>>202245981My genius plan is to find empty houses on rightmove and live in them.
>Give an autist white boy a guitar >Get pure magic in return https://youtu.be/UWDwMz5aRPU?si=pmpjCtalGxeGkvU8&t=12
>>202246061>?si=No thanks GCHQ
women don't know how to iron
>>202245981How would you respond to the "why do you stink and looks like didn't lunched in months" questions?
>>202246028>even a lot of their porn is missionary and with more intimacywe could learn a thing or two from them
might chat up the autistic indian girl at work
>>202246075Ok this is like the second time I've gotten a response like that and I genuinely have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
Porn is gay
>>202246084Just say you missed your flight 2 days in a row
>>202246121It’s a unique identifier tag that links you and your account with whoever clicks it and their account.
surely no sort of wank is worth a chance of a knock at the dooror is nonce porn like heroin to nonces, literally irresistible and worth the risks
>>202246121He is refferering to the ?si= on your link. That's used to track people/behaviour.
is up>>202246188>>202246188>>202246188
i've had enough of life
Went to bed early but felt it would be too boring on a Saturday night so I've got the large bag of Skittles opened now
>>202246221wdym
>>202246121https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38537977
>>202246043How you getting inside, Einstein
>>202246114Just in a /tv/ thread on reaction channels going on about one of the girls thats well fit. People pointing out to me they think shes autistic and slow. Fuck has that got to with anything
Ohhh Jaaaaannnnyyyyy
