VOTE for the edish!https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzDRAbn6https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzDRAbn6https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzDRAbn6
ever been to an airport lounge?
Only time I'll vote
Listening to Fightstar and feeling emotional
>>202246217Me? Never.
get it fucking made
>>202246217Think I'm made of money?
got cum on my lips
only cummed on my gf's face once and it was by accident
>>202246276Did you cum on your face by mistake? I’ve done that twice
Biz idea: Skibbidi Chungus "Punk" for people who masturbate to cartoon charecters and have no concept of reality
>>202246188it's cadbury's animal biscuits for me
Smoking on the tube Smoking in the officeSmoking in the pub
Thoughts on Marisa Tomei (59)?
>>202246321smoking in the showersmoking in the tub
Bring back cumming in pubs
(8) we're still obsessed like we just metand when you fuck me it's crazy (8)
>Canslad is on the cans againNeed that runt inside a capsule that is shot into space and into the sun PRONTO
>>202246290never cummed on any girls faceaccident or otherwise
hi poojeeta a white man wants his white penis inside your brown pussythis is literally why your family moved to England once they got over the disappointment of your gender it's time to say yes poojeeta warm white blood filled penis inside your hot hot brown poojeeta pussy
>>202246295yeah...'mistake'
>>202246321girl move on
woe is me lads, put the rest of me money into the slots, "surely there's no way i lose again". but i did, now i have no money in me account for the next week. no food until then. woe is me, woe is me.
>>202246321
>move out >have no parental oversight>drink on every night that isn't a worknightahh this is how it begins going to turn into my dad
still got a megacraving for something sweet. want ice cream NOW
When is Nintendo going to finally admit that they hid an entire half of Super Mario 64 within the game itself?
my parents died and i wormed my way into a new family a year later
>>202246434unluckygot £75k (AU$146,591) in the bank me
might move back in with mum for a year or two. cost of living is just too much. read earlier that they're getting rid of the 1-person discount for council tax... like ffs.
>>202246489should put a bit on the slots mate
>>202246446you eventually learnyou get to a point where you'll only drink on weekends, if you're lucky
>>202246434you'll win next time lad keep at it
>>202246407I have voluntarily licked my own cum as well
>>202246492i didn't know this single person discount thing existed and so i'm pretty sure i overpaid my council tax last year
My wife’s boyfriend beat me up and cucked me again
how hard is it to train a cat
>>202246531like training a woman
>move out>have no parental oversight>start eating healthy, reading books and cleaning regularlyGod I fucking love not living in a house with a tv on 24/7 and eating beige frozen shit constantly
There's been 0 benefit for living alone in this country for years
malwarebytes found the culprit and nuked that critter
>>202246571might do the same this year sick of living with fat lazy stupid filthy parents
>>202246508i already fucking did today, was up $2000 but i didnt fucking stop
>>202246226>feeling emotionalWhats on your mind de lass?
Even being mormon is no guarantee in stopping your wife being a whore now
>move out>have no parental oversight>give myself a lethal dose of morphine instead
would considered moving in with gf but weve only been together 3 months. too early, and doing it for primarily financial reasons seems gauche.
>>202246524https://www.which.co.uk/money/tax/council-tax/reducing-your-council-tax-bill-aLypQ8m1id2b#how-to-reclaim-overpaid-council-tax
>>202246571>God I fucking love not living in a house with a tv on 24/7 and eating beige frozen shit constantlyktimi go back to mumbergs occasionally and the first thing i do is turn the tv volume downdeaf bitch
>>202246647can i still do this if i moved out 7 months ago
>>202246629when i used to do drugs and to post on /britfeel/ back in 2017 shipmanposting was very much in vogue
are you lot assets or liabilities, generally speaking
do you lot go into your parents room? never do me, just isnt right
>mormon missionaries knock on my door>audibly pump my shotgun>they run away that's right you freaks gtfo my property
>>202246705no i live with my wife mate
>>202246705my parents are DEAD
little known fact when you cry in a therapists office they wait for you to leave and then burst out in laughter
>>202246627Reject media propagandaJust live your own life
how worthwhile are these when you've got a long-term gf/wife:>going to stripclub>hiring escort>one night stand in different city/country>workplace affair>sleeping with her friend >webcam sex
>>202246681I don’t see why not. See if your council has a refund form thing or just email them
>>202246694Oh yeah? Tell us more, grandpa
did any of you have complications at birth?
awash urban dart pass oathas we are mail harpoons across west shore herehe made earlier warships afresh quash dot issues out
>>202246760yeah micropenis
SWEEP THE LEG
>>202246751haha mate if he's been paying full rate for 7 months, thats on him, he's not getting a fuckin refundfuck me haha
>>202246760yeh, i was born, there's the true complication
>>202246760stillbirth
>>202246718Take it to>>>/int/cum
>>202246749Sign of a weak relationship
>>202246751councils don't give money back
>>202246783i paid the full rate for 18 months and moved 7 months ago
>>202246749escort and strip club only. imagine if you end up falling for a woman you have an affair with, then you ditch your wife, move in with the affair woman, and it turns out you made a horrible mistake because she's not relationship material
>>202246800don't tell me what to do you limey bastard
>>202246755there was a guy called gorillachan that used to stream movies on fridays on a website that did it and we'd talk about itthat was cool
>>202246760the doctor ripped my head off when he was pulling me out of the womb
>>202246760Sort of. My mum had a C-section but I was apparently positioned with my arse to the uterus so when the doctor cut it he also cut my bum so I have a weird looking scar that stretched and grew as I did
>>202246723too ugly for a wife me>>202246729parents are alive me
>>202246321I love smoking. I was born 60 years late.
>>202246826was there a studio audience there to provide a laughtrack?
>>202246760Yeah they had to punch my mums belly to get me out ( I’m a big guy)
>>202246783>>202246809Councils do give refunds. Some councils have online forms for claiming refunds. It’s literally no different to claiming tax refunds you mongs
>>202246760was born way prematurely and was on drips and stuff for like 3 months. ruined my immune system and i get sick really easily.
>>202246744Oh how very subversive, a medieval man who's just like Richard Dawkins or Bill Hicks!
>>202246760Mumberg dropped me on my head when I was born
>>202246843Yeah?Why dont you smoke this*Pulls out my very small non erect penis*
>>202246857reckon you were placentamaxxing while you were in there
>>202246803nah a lot of guys are actually better husbands after a bit of infidelity. a bit of sly cheating is the thrill/excitement they need after years of only having sex with one person, and that thrill in turn makes them more romantic, giving and loving to their partner
>>202246852he threw my head in his waste paper basket through a miniature novelty basketball net
>>202246749>you've got a long-term gf/wifestopped reading right there
You lads took any pills recently? for me>guitarpill>redwinepill>homemade fried chicken pill
>>202246864bullshit he left 7months ago he's not getting a penny
>>202246874What did you think of Bill Hicks?
>>202246760was a week late me, didn't want to come out :(
>>202246926yeh an advil
>>202246920Oh fucking shut up you incel mong
>>202246926vitamin d pillparacetamol pillracial pride pill
>>202246892sir its 1964 and thats illegal
>>202246926What does Anglo fried chicken look like in terms of ingredients?
>>202246935Can always crawl back in if you want
>>202246865are you working class
>>202246891>Doctor said 'You gonna pick that up?'>She said 'Pick what up?'
>>202246926slotspillcamwhorepilldontneedmoneyjustfleetingpleasurespill
Luv SEAs me
>>202246926>homemade fried chicken pillwhat do you do with all the oil?
>>202246926i had a diazepam about 10 minutes ago. going to bed soon but will sit up for an hour or two till it helps me sleep
>>202246977based
>>202246987piss off
>>202246926x1 20mg citalopram per day
any mediocrities in?
>>202246988benzos are fucking grim, ended up having a seizure when i was doing withdrawltoil from them
>>202246964fried chicken was invented by the scots, we introduced it to america so really it’s us doing the originalanyway just used paprika, cayenne, garlic powder and cajun seasoning mix from morrisons. with salt and black pepper obviously
>>202246927Yeah mate the government love overcharging people and refusing to pay them back. Always a good look for them when they steal residents money
flushed a slug down the toilet earlier. wasn't any of you lot, was it?
>>202246995bizarre response
what is the smelliest city/town/village in britain
>>202246995what? it's a genuine question.
Kier is literally releasing RAPISTS
>>202246983
>>202247025yes that's why everyone loves councils all the money they love giving back to people
>>202247038pootown
Canadiah embassy
>>202247052They take your money and waste it. If you have overpaid they will pay you back. It’s the one thing they don’t piss about with. Same as overpaying in tax. You get it back if you have actually overpaid.
FUCK YES BEAT THE BRAKES OFF THAT BOY
>>202247049Nice
>>202247008yeah im not really a big fan. probably take them once every week or two. shit scared of dependancy and withdrawals. ive done opiate withdrawals and they are bad enough but at least with them there is a timeframe for suffering through.
>>202247121I'll have to take your word for it then. I don't pay any taxes or have gainful employment.
intestine is retaining a poo in its possession right now. a poosession, if you well
>>202246987put it in a plastic bag and throw it in the pale
Got the WCW Saturday night on
wonder what toby's been up to todaytobester, sit rep?
up to the last episode of Mad Men on my latest rewatch. such a top tier show.
>>202247172proper benidorm knock-off that
>>202247207Have you now? What year do you think it is, granddad?
>oiled up men in skimpy outfits rolling around with each other in a ringnot for me, that
>>202247218Indeed, matey
>>202247128Britain lower classes should be castrated
>>202247218that episode made me bawl my eyes outim the forgotten food at the back of the fridge...
Life is meaningless. Can't get my head around it. Wish I could just die of a cardiac arrest immediately.
rome ain't what it used to be
>>202247128Saw a fat balding speccy lad with actual gravy stains down his tshirt the other day.Judged him really hard until I realised he was walking with his girlfriend/wife and I remembered that I’m alone. Very somber moment of self reflection.
>>202247248most of the working class aren’t like that the people in that photo are several generations of crackhead dole scum. literally lowest of the low, only gypsies and illegal immigrants are lower on the totem pole most of the working class are nice people just 90iq and skint
are any of you working class but working with middle class people
>>202247237I don’t know the year
>>202247293Yeah I just turn my accent off and avoid any questions about my childhood or family
was out with gfberg the other day for lunch and spilled gravy down my tshirt kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5I1roPS2s
>>202247327you suffer
>>202247346love this webm. Got the one of the guy walking into a pub attempting to kick a football and falling over? Or the one of the guy belly bouncing his mate and he fall over?
>>202247293working and middle class don’t really exist anymore in post 2008, especially post covid britain you’re either rich or you’re not. electricians, nurses, teachers, council workers, civil servants all live on the same financed deanobox street all earning 30k a year and all watching the same entertainment, shopping at the same shops and drinking at the same pubseven traditionally high payed jobs like doctors and accountants are stagnating and slipping
>>202247373no but have this one
just don't care enough to type the sort of stuff i thought of typing. "oh do you" would be your response. "yeah i do", my reply. what's the point.
>>202247398Haven't seen that one haha. Rorke's da'
>>202247398Think that might've killed him
>>202247403you seem depressed
>>202247434my parents are DEAD
clanking my shit to some curvy robots
>>202247247Wont be able to watch another series for a couple of weeks. Nothing else matches up. For all the endless shit we get in the media about the USA it makes me love America. Even if it was a bygone era that probably never really existed. >>202247251It still gets me emotional even though i've seen it at least 6 times. Its funny but i prefer it now to when it came out. The Sopranos was my favourite show in my late teens and 20s. And I watched Breaking Bad during that time as it aired. Only watched Mad Men the first time just before the final season aired and I liked it. But now im in my 30s it resonates more and more with each rewatch. I honestly don't think it will ever be topped. Peak television.
>>202246188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmiRndxkU8
>>202247438nevermind, depressed people don't get that emotional
>>202246188Reddit wants you back freak
>>202247438how is that a bad thing
>>202247474fuck off you daft twat
>>202247465miss him sm x
>>202247474Got a multi tabbed browser. On both sites arent I
Don’t understand when I see fat people fall over and do that little stumble. Does the weight just overpower the normal human ability to not fall on your face?
watching a single show 6 times over, couldn't be me
>>202247438womp womp
>>202247465hasnt been a word invented that describes how much i miss him
>>202246208
>>202247293Yeah at my last job, but I don't sound working class or even look particularly working class. although its catching up with me. The new job i'm starting is very working class. Doubt i'll ever escape it now and might as well embrace it.
one of my least favourite british characters is the deano who had a very bad cocaine and drinking habit and a temporary break up with his mrs but has now got sober and recovered. climbing hills and normally doing something like boxing or mma. climbing hills. posting selfies on facebook about how much they have struggled and how they have “beat” their “demons” know loads of lads aged 23-35 like this
>>202247495no muscle whatsoever, just flab
>my parents are DEAD
there's a really fit tranny in my area on tinder but i don't want to swipe right if they don't have a penisno point shagging them if there's no penis
>>202247535
what, precisely, is the problem with putting your parents in a home. Do you really want to be a caretaker for them until the day they keel over?
>>202247512She has a 19650s American housewife look to her
>>202247528yeah, good on them tbf
>>202247544they raised you so the idea is you repay them and take care of them when they are old and infirmand most people love their parents and would rather take care of them than entrust them to some business
>>202247543screaming
>>202247549>thinking humans will exist in the 19,000s
Dogs are not good pets. They're dangerous and unpredictable. Much like having a pet crocodile or gorilla. Cats are a much more suitable pet and an excellent companion.
>>202247558nothing wrong with itjust so basic and predictable. they’re all the same.
god i'd murder dozens for an ice cream tonightdesperately need some
Sucking a penis
>>202247589its easier to get dogberg to do what you say catberg is a loose cannon
>202247589male
Christ the southern accent is so jarring Not the posh one but that middle class home counties one Especially when it’s attempted to mix with MLE
>>202247607proof?
>>202247572why would you love parents who foisted a transactive, loansharking concept of childhood on you>this thing you had no say in? you now owe me for it
Parentbergs be like “we gave you a roof over your head and food on the table”.Yeah well done, you did the bare minimum not to have the council take your kids off you while you physically and emotionally abused me.
>>202247265Read Ecclesiastes
>>202247607that's enough for you canslad, bedtime
>>202247624Dogberg is a loose cannon. It might kill you just because it's having an "off" day.Cats are never in the news for killing people because they're the perfect pet.
>>202247528I know one in his late 30s. I like him but I dont want anything to do with him when he gets on the cocaine and drinking. It's getting sad. And this time I think the split with his mrs is final, they have been breaking up and making up as long as ive known him. Then he starts the work outs and becomes all business and family man again, until it happens again. Back on the cocaine and booze and mad benders. And I cant see him coming back from it this time.
what do we do now lads?where do we go from here?
>>202247658shut the fuck up
>>202247549No she doesn't. Far too much muscle tone. Women didnt go to gyms in the 50s/60s.
the govt should really legalise drugswould love to try ket, lsd, and shrooms in a safe, controlled environment
>>202247670Onwards, Sir. Onwards.
>>202247670Gaburger by Gezebelle Gaburgably toil
>>202247632why does everything need to be transactional and individualistic with north americans?soulless bastardsit’s what you do. it’s expected of you. and if you love them you’ll happily do it. even if you don’t i still would, no one else is going to take care of them. the duty to take care of your parents trumps any petty arguments you had with them in your youth.
>>202247626glad i have a commoner essex accent mixed with just enough generic middle class southern accent to not have the annoying whine and the more annoying pronunciationsi have it common enough to be considered working class but middle class enough to not sound totally stupid
>>202247658imagine one got you by the balls aha
>>202247676No I won't you fat fucking retard. Sitting all alone on a Saturday night telling people to shut up over an image board. Get a fucking life you fat sack of shit.
>>202247670Only way is up I suppose
>>202247642No point crying over spilt milk.
I'm da Joker baby!
>>202247705
>>202247642your parents were probably actually nice to you and didn’t do anything wrong but you want to blame your mediocre life and runt habits on them >emotional abuseYank tier whining. Get a fucking grip.
>>202247689
>>202247670I wish I knew mate.
>>202247705everybody you know laughs at you behind your back
>>202247658have you cut your knob off yet
>>202247698are you the bloke that got geared out his nut and was trying to challenge everyone in the thread to a fight at 10am a few months ago was good craic that tbf
>>202247720It's common knowledge that the sex of a skeleton cannot be accurately determined by its' bones.
Why aren’t women feminine anymore?
there is no working class anymore because
>>202247744Hip size would determine a woman
>>202247735I'm actually a well respected member of society.
>>202247763Masculinity is based. Women know this.
>>202247728Women were slim. Due to malnutrition and smoking. But they had no muscle definition. In that advertisement the women are slim but soft. Your Ukrainian athlete had a toned hard body.
>>202247777based digits praise kek and trump
>>202247771Not conclusively. You can make assumptions but cannot definitively claim a skeleton belonged to either sex.
>>202247777Blessed quads.
>>202247801Well pelvis then. No man has a pelvis large enough to deliver a baby.
>>202247744lol wtf are you on about? men and women have different bone structures.
Need to get a gf soonThis is getting fucking ridiculous I’m the only one out of my 8 close mates to not have a bird Coming up on 2 years without a shag
>>202247721I was beaten for not eating fast enough, making noise, laughing or smiling when they were in a bad mood or using the toilet after bedtime. Don’t really care if it’s yank tier. Children should know what it’s like to hug their parents or be told they are loved.
>>202247821>>202247825Clearly don't know what you're talking about.Sex cannot be determined by a single feature.
>>202247792Do you have a condition or something?Have you been, maybe diagnosed with something?...
might book tonight and monday night in my local travelodge for a total of £100, but 5 grams of ket for about the same amount, and have a huge relapse sesh
>>202247845of course it can you absolute nutcase
>>202247843not my fault you had runt parents mate
>>202247845It absolutely can
cope toil
Good thing I bought two bottles of wine.
>>202247858>>202247874I'm a biologist lmao.
>>202247845get back in the looney bin
>>202247858he’s baiting you how thick are you? christ
>>202247852No. Do you? It seems like you are too autistic to comprehend what can be clearly observed.
>>202247887you're a 27 year old incel MAN who lives with his mum and stack shelves at aldi
>>202247887You have a surface level knowledge at best. Any forensic scientist can determine the sex of a skeleton almost immediately.
love alcohol love weed, ket, gear and pills not got any mental disordersgot a perfectly happy and normal life i’m not copingi don’t have addict genesjust absolutely love getting out my face and going mental on drugs
>>202247887No you aren't, aldi tranny freak.
>>202247910
>>202247950aw hell yeaaaah! fuck yeaaaaah! you tell 'em !!!!!!!!!!
>>202247950cute x
>>202247950kill yourself
>>202247897I said she has a 1950s American housewife look to her and you started going on about muscle definition or some shit when there is no muscle definition to be seen in the webm.Do you want to re answer the question?
mental americans can’t legally drink or go to bars/clubs till they are 21 and they consider 6 bud lights a mental night childish and embarrassing honestly
imagine full well knowing that trip is spain nonce and still replying to it and not having it filtered./brit/ just loves to encourage this behaviour.
>>202247927same but hate the come down. feel like kmsing me'sen
Yankoids be like im just going to drive 2000miles to walmart
>>202247950Let's not disappoint lad's, SQUAAAARK SQUUUUAR SQUUUUAARKK.Am a bird innit propper peckin ya head
cody and brad arguing over jessica and then having a particularly tense game of beer pong while hunter shotguns a coors
le spainnonce le spainnoncele adamfucking shut up
>>202248058My internal monologue
>>202248001The fuck are you on about? The camera starts at her feet and pans upwards showing her entire body. She is wearing tight athletics clothing. The muscle definition is unavoidable. If you had said she wears her hair and make up like a 50s American housewife I probably wouldnt have disagreed. But you said "She has a 19650s American housewife look to her" which is completely incorrect. She doesn't have the body of a mid 20th century American housewife.
been told I look like a young david cameron
>Call out some dude being retarded>He has a meltdown because he is psychologically unable to accept being wrong
>>202248105mental how many interactions this describes over history
>>202248105yooo cody duuude everyone is retarded but you bro
>>202248105Kek this is me in here every day
>>202248094Bro the jig is up you can stop now
>>202248105That happens everytime I talk to some Unitedstatian lad.
>>202248105REAL CLASS ACT. GIVE IT UP FOR CODY EVERY BODY.
>>202248105because we're anonymous you can spew as much bull shit as you want and then forget you did that the following day.bad habit that exceptional mongs even carry into the offline world.
>>202248133I accept your concession.
you guys said america was a hellhole
>>202248198>The virgin modern right: ...>Me: they are demons and must be destroyed
>>202248070lucky man embarassment aside
>>202248162I dont want some weird guy on the internet who has a psychological inability to accept when they are wrongThere is no point in having conversation with people who are psychologically unable because of maladaptive personality characteristics.Its very obvious you have a psychological dependency on the need to "win" arguments.There is no benefit to be had in discussion with people who harbor those characteristics, they will refuse what is real even when they are wrong.
>>202248164NEED a video of her talking about washersi dont even know what a washer is
>>202248257Washer yo penis
its not a case of INTEGRATIONTHEY WILL NEVER BE EUROPEANTHEY DONT BELONG HEREMAYBE UNFUCK YOUR OWN COUNTRY AND GO AWAY
>i dont even know what a washer is
i'm voting harold saxon for primed minister
>>202248270gently chuckling
Everybody who opposes me is ontologically evil.
>>202248287mad how that was programming your brain to associate white SAXON men in power as bad
>>202248309your ontologically gay mate
>>202248256Your point was idiotic and contradictory. You have humiliated yourself and the flag that represents your entire nation. Next time you are playing with your guns do us all a favour and put a bullet into your skull and spare us your moronic ramblings.
>primed minister
>>202248285corr cute twink
>>202248256give one example it sounds like your mad because you dont't win argument's you used the word maladaptive so you should probably realise that your idea of an argument is maladapted your maa and paa screaming isnt true to the greek tradition simple as
>>202246188edish for 11:20ish PM 14/09/24?by a guest · 1 hour agoambrosia tinned rice pudding edish22.22% (4 votes)calf edish (leg)22.22% (4 votes)sellotape edish16.67% (3 votes)cadbury animals chocolate biscuits edish16.67% (3 votes)calf edish (cow)16.67% (3 votes)kia sportage5.56% (1 votes)andrex washlets0% (0 votes)potpourri edish0% (0 votes)Total votes: 18thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your combined ambrosia tinned rice pudding and calf (leg) edish OP image!
>>202248369wish that was my willard
>>202248395>kia poortage
>>202248332Nah not really.There is something wrong with you, you just arent capable.You will create an argument out of nothing, lie about observably true facts and then frame it as if the other person is wrong.You will do this because you are psychologically unable and it is all you can be.
>>202248395calfmogs me!
>>202248369Cooorrrr imagine a giraffejob with that long ass neck
>>202248425>hurr durr this Ukrainian 21st athlete looks like my meemawThat is how ridiculous you sound. Frankly I suspect you are a homosexual and blind to femininity because there is no other reason for you to make a point that is observably untrue and try to claim otherwise. You are a seriously pathetic cretin.
>>202248448>>202248448>>202248448
>>202248285I look and say like that
>>202248441corr some gucci-arse shidd datfinkin may hafta spend 15-20 alone wiv the giraffe webmphwoar
>>202248480
Corr nice one janman. Put that spacker in his place
yay janny's here
>>202248534>>202248534>>202248534
Janbo had his finger on the button
>>202244035>>202244035>>202244035
>>202247950based x
