bicycle edition
Eat my ass
chicken curry for tea
ive really developed a thing for brown girlsthey're just... lovely
>>202248554bruh it's nearly 1am
Building begins on Hadrian's Wall, Northern England on this day in 122 AD
>>202248534saw some fat bastard in his 30s riding one of those yankmobiles the other day. disgusting.
Hyperborea beckons..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLLNJgPjsCU
Got back from London last week.I don't think I'll be coming back, ever.
>>202248579Good riddance Ivanobitch
>>202248574yh
>>202248579No place for a Serb... or a Brit
so i was telling them all about these pig bollocks i saw on /brit/ and how apparently as a proportion of total body mass it was the northern imperial zebras with the best balls but no one was interested and kept talking about their favourite early 2000s hits
want to get back into running but hated running on tarmac.
>>202248579
Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-IX)
Get the electroswing on.
>>202248659Don't you have a park nearby?
>electroswing
aff tae bed
>>202248747ur ye aye
I'm setting sail for Bedtime Island
that's it for me, thanks for another day of stimulating discussion and debate, /brit/back again tomorrow morning for more...
>>>/mu/123617269No more /brit/ songs from the big chair edition freds.
>>202248747>>202248761>>202248762Night night wagies
>>202248575By the Gregorian or the Julian reckoning? This is important
early bed time 4 me
>>202248787yer maw when the black boiler fitter walks in
I wanted to be with you aloneand talk about the weather
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yxOKyjVyTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdhM3JQKuzQ
>>202248845https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1723009401156787.webm
>>202248844mentle that it literally comes out of trees and you lot are trying to flog it to us at those obscene prices
>>202248832fuck off retard
North london derby tomorrowCOME ON THE ARSENAL
>>202248819spaincuck, isnt it past your bedtime>>2022488912 teams that will never amount to anything
Poo steaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ
blud woke me up at 3am
>>202248911Divine taste.
>>202248931Cheers x
Got a tinder match 5 hours ago and she is perfect for me. Beautiful face. Body that could drive me wild with lovely big chebs. She is 26 (im 32) so the age gap is just right. And she lives in the next town over from me which is nicer than my town. Only issue is im terrible at tinder and yet to message her. Thought it might seem desperate on a Saturday night and I never know what to write.
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>202248928i heard turkish nationalists think they look like that
UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>202248909man city = soulless oil team, fake atmosphere, sanitised, a brand, everything wrong with the modern gameman utd = boomers and nostalgists spurs = yids west ham = shite chelsea = for posh wankers arsenal has always been the cultured man’s team and i’m not even english, just always liked them
>>202248958Too late mate, unmatch
>>202248891yes! come on our gunners! !
>>202248984What do you mean? I'll message tomorrow morning.
is it true cornwall is full of peng ladies?
>>202248980The coloured man’s team more like.Every black guy likes arsenal
>>202249003I'm only kidding. Go get her tiger ya big sexy beast
>and i’m not even englishoh it shows
was walking around primrose hill area early. its so lovely these houses, wide open roads, little cute shops and pubs. chalcot square. feels like a really nice community. people sitting in their front gardens drinking late in evening. then the hill just round the corner with such an amazing view of the city, buzzin at night full of people drink, playing music. sad i shall never be a part of it.
>>202248996Not Israel's year is it
Tinder? More like Binned Her
>>202249027don’t know what you mean
reminder that spurs is the official corr-posters team
i'm a white english arsenal fan though sometimes these days i feel like the only one
Bumble? More like Fumble.
really the gay app should be called bumble when you think about it
Hinge? More like Cringe.
>>202249051All ABOARD!!!!!!!!
>>202248973howling
can’t imagine being gay vile really
Grindr? More like AIDS
>>202249051Aww how cu... SHIT SHIT SHIT GET IT OFF ME OH FUCK MY ARM
feel like SHIT
OKCupid? More like No Way Stupid.
>>202248980>man utd = boomers and nostalgistsbut youre not nostalgic if you support a team like arsenal that last won the league 20 years ago?and what the fuck is wrong with old people supporting a club wtf does that even mean? fuck off londonpaki
i'm still badly craving some ICE CREAM!
love this game
>>202249015It's a way to meet women and I want a gf (and hopefully a wife). She might be out of my league although it's hard to say based off pictures/profile alone. >>202249024She has a prompt that says "I can beat you in a game of: Mario Kart". I'm thinking maybe ill comment on that since i played it on nintendo 64 and its nostalgic but i probably havnt played it in 10 years. Was never much of a gamer and dont own any consoles or gaming pc.
>>202249132i’m not from london and i’m not a paki arsenal have always been my favourite english team liverpool close behind
>>202249148ah right good is it?
>weather back up to the 20sFUCK OFF JUST GET COLD ALREADY FFS
Do any of you lads like jazz?https://youtu.be/fsJ3JjpZyoA
bandwagoning wog
Thoughts on: the inevitable alliance between the white and east Asian races against the Negroid hordes.
>>202249132>man utd fans calling someone else
>>202249191why? is it because ive fallen behind with the use of technology? its true i have but its an unfortunate fact of life in this day and age
>>202249226HAHAHAHA YOU FUNNY MAN
the silent hill remake is looking good lads
Goodbye mi amore
>>202249192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkSuURMBthQ
>>202249273
what was the biggest lie youve ever told someone?
let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the,>>202249266
>>202249169brown/brown adjacent hands
>>202249300kek
>>202249249>Things always get betterNo they don't. Not reading the rest
>>202249226chinkies don’t care for anyone else other than themselves they see blacks as literal apes, they are far more racist than we could ever believethey both fear and admire whites
>>202249273that's real
>>202249249liverpool are never bouncing back spainpedo
>>202249291antediluvian gimmique
>>202249308i’m scottish mate
>>202249299>l've just been at a mates houseto the police
scotpaki stole an image off the archives again
>>202249359
>>202249368where were you really and did they believe it
when going in for a kiss do you go straight in with tongue or just lips to lips? ive always been insecure about kissing. no such concerns about licking vaginas. but somehow kissing feels too intimate or something.
>>202249368
>>202249398go lips first then it transitions to tongue
spaedo on a mad one in /cum/ >>202249367
>>202249393well lets just say l was around the house of someone who was not a mate, and yeah they did.
>>202249410
"get the gay porn posted" was just a joke mate
>>202249408practicing for a play at the Blandford Recreation Centre
>>202249410how long do you keep it lips and if it doesnt transition to tongue would that make me a bad kisser?
Would munch on Ash's pitch black asshole like it was a hot plate of macaroni desu
4chanx having a spastic attack
>>202249408
>>202249445made a decision lads: no more fast food the next month, want to spend it all on camwhores
>>202249408i dont think its really that gay
Listening to the Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me soundtrack
If you kill your enemies, they win.
>>202249445id rather munch her arse than feel her moustache hair tickle my top lip
>>202249442few secs?if she’s into it, it will naturally go into tongue and grabbing each others heads/bodies without either of you thinking of it
>>202249408really hot when two girls are doing itnot so great when men are involved
>>202249408Corrus maximus.
wish the government would assign me a job rather than forcing me to go through the humiliation ritual of job searching
>>202249481last time i was snogging with a girl she went for it with tongue and i was so surprised i pulled back from the kiss.
>>202249472The Straight Story soundtrack is the best
>>202249412proper demented freak he is
>>202249505https://youtu.be/WjFC5eYK6Q8?si=lzM1Kk9yHM0bNVv9
>>202249520
>>202249506was your sister offended
>>202249505what a lazy slob you are
The gay porn (get it posted)
When I was a kid my parents were very anti-TV and so we never had one in the house. I used used to ask the kids in my primary school if they listened to the archers on radio 4, tragic.
impossible to not get soft while being conscious about someone filling their purse by stuffing it up someones end.
fucking hell, what is even the point of browsing these threads anymore
>oh yeah....
>>202249536my sister is dead. the snog was with my brief fling with a Chinese girl.
>>202249562dreadful isn't iti only come here cos i'm chronically ill
sup nigga
>>202249577
>>202249562You got somewhere better to be?
>>202249577mad how I could easily get this but choose not to
ladies, slow down it's only 9am haha
>>202249593mystery niggas
Most handsome English man
>>202249608is hinge full of horrible slags like tinder?
>>202249608>veronicawhere's betty? aha
Canadian niggas
>>202249621In the uk hinge is commonly known as “rotters direct”
post some music that will change my life
>>202249650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODDyZRF6A
>>202249647what else is the uk known for?boring bastard
australian niggas
>>202249608wtf is that wallpaper
any black owned gay sissy slut man here
wish i could do a wank but me cock is bleeding from the last wank sesh
Came across a food festival today and had an amazing chicken biryani for £9Looked up the restaurant running the stall and if I'd ordered it there it'd be £26Not sure what to make of it
Mad how 911 was 30 years ago
>>202249687mate please just go and jump in front of a train, you only make the world a worse place
>>202249699Reken you had a nice chicken biryani mate, wouldn't worry about it.
>>202249708that's some bloody final destination premonition shit
>>202249650https://youtu.be/lVmmYMwFj1I
*opens your smelly bedroom door*BED.NOW.*walks over slowly to PC socket**hovers hand over switch*It's going off3...2...
>>202249749THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG FERRARI
>>202249749heh, i havent brushed my teeth yet stupid bitch
Any handsome rich big cock shagger man in?
>>202249699In a restaurant you’d be paying for the ambiance and service as opposed to standing in a queue to collect a takeaway from a stallThe restaurant dish might be a bigger portion
*surrpetitiously pulls gameboy advance sp out from under my pillow*
>>202249793english lit mongs btfo
You know that overwatch? you can forget it
>>202249696are you on meth?
>>>/co/ is my guilty pleasure board
>>202249813i wish mate haha
only went and bought more opioids after telling myself i'd quithaven't been having withdrawals or anything, it's just that life is shit without them
>>202249831for me its /out/
>>202249810when you play it they rename it Overweight
>>202249720Yeah but I'm likely never going to have it again at that priceMight learn to make it myself, see if I can replicate it
>>202249831only go there for the heathcliffe threads
>>202249859Falador. Home.
Lizards (Lacertilia giganteus) are Slayer monsters found in the Kharidian Desert that require level 22 Slayer to kill. Ice coolers, which can be bought from any Slayer master, are required to kill them. The cooler will be consumed, so multiple coolers are necessary for slayer trips.They can be killed in place of small lizards or desert lizards on a Slayer task, and are found within the same area as the desert lizards. They will provide more experience on a task than desert lizards.Players can kill sulphur lizards as an alternative to desert lizards, provided they have 44 Slayer. Additionally, sulphur lizards do not require ice coolers to finish off.
>>202249843ok just asking because people take meth and go on torturously long goon seshes that injure the penis
>>202249699in my experience with indian stuff it would be 2.5x the price for 1.5x the portion size
>>202249831/pw/ for me although less and less
>>202249852sent him rolling
>>202249855I massively respect the grind, you could like flip Lego's on eBay instead though. Like I dno some kind of Lego's Flipper
>>202249907British culture?
In heaven everything is fine
>>202249916posting from VPN's is debatedly british culture
Nothing in life I love more than travelling lads. Find it so exciting being in hotels and airports and stuff, I just love the atmosphere. Got a few trips booked with the gf next month and I’m so hyped even though we’re just staying in Travelodges and flying on budget airlines
these other leafs are making me look bad
>>202249907would shag her to death
>>202249907insane cope
I CAN’T BREATHE
>>202249881when i was on meth i was aware enough to essentially rotate my wank posture i suppose you'd say. could go 12 hours without damaging it at all
>>202249939>Jeff is a VPNtell me you’re new as fuck without telling me you’re new as fuck
>>202249907She is so hot
>>202249621it is not
>>202249671it's the default
>>202249966>still believes Jeff isn't a VPNis there anything newer
Dogberg is fucking her toys
>>202249999
He has indeed got his bum out.
Life's a fucking ballache isn't it
mumberg and dadberg are finally divorcing should have divorced years ago when I was still a kid instead of letting me live with their constant arguments but oh well
>>202249999>>202250000>>202250001/brit/ at 2 am is too powerful !!!
>>202249993just realised you are that leaf who thinks everyone is spainnonce
Common Canadian W
>>202250017oh diddums
>>202249999um
>>202249999Genuinely made me hard what is wrong with me
>>202250037*bum
i still remember when he was pretending be from south africa or uganda or something. utterly nonce coded person
right that's canada on the filterapologies to non-schizo leafs
>>202250057Uganda be kidding me!
>>202250057What other amazing namefaggot trivia do you wish to share?
the virge chicken breastthe chadington chicken thigh
>>202250059Did the same today lol, already realising it’s a great choice
>>202250057remember when he posted some fitness app thing and he didn't know the name on it was a woman's name, think he switched to uganda after that
>>202250071honestly all she needs is a nose job and she could be at least an 8/10
>>202249978irony is thatfor him worls isnt grimrich man living in a mansion in the nice part of poolesounds very grim to me
How do I filter leafs? Do I need to download 4chan X or something like that? Never filtered before but fuck it
Gonna be filtered by all good posters soon.What a shame
>>202250098why
How I walk around knowing nobody can filter me
>>202250098all I need is a blowjob aha x
prolapses are disgusting even by faggot fetish standards
>>202250102Search ublock on the archives lots of instructions
very lonely being only poster itt who has inseminated multiple women before
"I want to travel the world"*swipes left*
Who the fuck is Jeff? I thought that flag was 190 on a VPN
i want to conquer the worldgive all the idiots a brand new religion
>>202250098was about to strongly disagree but after looking at candice again i think yeah she could
>>202250139my name jeff
>>202250113dont go on /cum/ mate save your blissful ignorance
>>202250129does two count as multiple
>>202250139It is his Jewish African persona
>>202250142candice cock fit in your mouth
>>202250071miss her so much lads
>>202250141alri jewish slave in the roman empire
>>202250071Always wondered what she must smell like
Oh fuck right off
>>202250139it's a yank who's been LARPing as an ethiopian for years now despite being exposed by an actual ehtiopian
>>202249999how did you take this pic
French whore was ugly and no amount of surgery could fix that pussy situation
>>202250183>NOO I NEED TO MAKE A NEW THREAD EVERY 5 MINUTES
>>202250161dont have a telescope to find it so no
>>202250196Mad how stupid you are, 300 seconds is 5 minutes mate.
>>202250198mate don't you mean microscope...
delivery for rorke
>>202250198Telescopes are specially made for looking at enormous things from a great distance
>>202250212yes, and the image clearly has 296 secondsare you feeling OK?
can we normalise bullying frog faggots
Thoughts?
Mad how it hasn't been deleted yet
>>202250244sounds rather extreme
>>202250245>AmariBeautiful British name
>>202250244Frogs are 4chan culture
>>202250244...yh
i need to trim my pubes if i want to see my cock
cos when you feel life ain't worth livinyou gotta stand uptake a look look aroundLook up way to the skyyyyyy yeaaaahyeeeahyeah
>>202250216>>202250221shut up
>>202250245>mfw I'm in a 'sink my early good will' contest and my opponent is a Labour government
>>202250280Wow that's so cool 190 tell me more
>>202250244how are ugly norf fc wojaks any better
>>202250283oh my days mate you've done yourself...
>not having YouTube premium
need a femtoscope to see my penis
>>202250245he was in jail so long he didn't know that the toried under woke boris johnson decided looking at a girl constitutes sexual assault now. a simple misunerstanding
>>202250315I just use ublock for free and don't need to watch ads :)
>>202250315you are the only person I've ever heard of to subscribe to this
>>202250315Too retarded for ReVanced?
>>202250315
what the bloody bhenchod bitch
They dined on mince and slices of quince,which they ate with a runcible spoon.
>>202250325being racist outside /b/ huh?
>>202250338Feel bad for this guy
>>202250245GET THEM RELEASEDGET THEM WANKEDGET THEM HOUSED
>nooo it has to be perfect jap cartoon proportions or its bad and i cant look at itState of 4chan. So sanitised. I need unfilteredI need rawIts time to kick these nonces out.
>>202250345bravo nolan
thoughts on this?
>>202250345kek I know someone by that name and he definitely seems the type to get involved in such arguments online
racism in /b/rit is alright i think
>>202250365You are posting rage comics like a 12 year old from 2008
>>202250370volkisch
>>202250370vgh they took this from you etc
>>202250388might be bed time for you mategetting a bit cranky
>>202250406Good stuff isn't it
power in america is being less racist than the person next to youthats how it workssubhumans
>>202250388Thanks for keeping yanks accountable mousegod what would we do without you
>>202250345this has given me Insomnia. he is like a Dark Knight of disinformation. the Inception of such a dastardly plot frightens me to this day
>>202250370https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1723011695641095.webmLove it.
>>202250423fuck off
>>202250434Fuckoffpilled
>>202250442yeh take the fuckoffpill for me
the new>>202250452
>>202250423where is the irish nationalist gaelic esoteric atlantean catholic pill
>had a trad catholic cardigan-wearing gf>wanted an arthoe blue haired girl with glasses instead>now I have that>I want a trad catholic gf againvghwhy can't I just be happy with what I've gotthe muslims have got the right idea having 4 wives y'kno
>>202250489>>202250489>>202250489
>>202248980good lad x
