edition
>>202255284
>>202255284this is me. im not Jesus thoughneither is Christian Bale but at the same time we are all sort of Jesus
>>202255301Fuck OFF gingernonce
unpopular opinion: cut marks make girls cuter
Humvee with a 105mm howitzerOnly 3 minutes to shoot 2 rounds and drive offVery cool
squirrerorke doing an operation on a sedated squirrel with some fentanyl and another (like propanol) with a big ACME mallet on a spring hovering over its head in case it wakes up (doing it actually properly would GENUINELY make big brother more mad)
Why are all the yank posters so fucking detestable and mentally ill
I say that as the biggest Brit schizo postsVery grim
>if millions of braindead consoomers watch it, that means it must be good!
>nooooo how could you know it will be humane unless a big ACME mallet squishes its head
>>202255344football is good though
>>202255354No it's not be quiet
they're not holding back lads this is what they believe in we tried to tell you and you still voted for them and called us loony lefties
>>202255327*sniff sniff*piquant!
its not a crime to open up squirrels bellies/chests and give squirrels vasectomies
>>202255377why would it not be a crime?
mouse, posts like these makes you look insane
grey ones, that is
>>202255377I would love to watch a squirrel chew your testicles off
From berlin
it's up on hansard lads
patak's butter chicken for tea
>>202255390how is it a crime? not an argumentkilling them "has to be humane" - which is obviously the right way it should be (the law)
>>202255409it's animal crueltyobviously
you cant round up all the grey squirrels and donate them to schools for anatomy class (which we should have in this country)they would just breed more
>>202255373Unironically the only way to fix the economy is to invest like madGet young people buying houses
agnosticism is correct
>>202255435just give everyone a house problem solved
>>202255402couldn't finish this
>>202255373the tories were shit, labour are shit, only a fool would think one is better than the other
can't believe bats are mammals, that's utter bullshit
>>202255468can you keep them as pets?
grey squirrel zinc finger
>>202255468Can't believe this honestly, you'd think the French would've milked one and made some utterly grim cheese from it
>>202255476If your name is Dracula
>>202255476not sure
just had a curious dream where i was a hispanic woman who was in love with her aunt and the aunt just found out she had a terminal disease, but they weren’t allowed to see each other because her family found out they almost shagged or something bizarre
gone 7 and i'm still in bed
>>202255513ktimmers
>>202255513damn...
>>202255493don't give them ideas
Drank for the first time in years last night. Feel terrible now. Going to waste my Sunday…
>>202255402why is this retard a senator?
>>202255536have another drink
sucking on a bat's little nips
just read that napoleon wore dior sauvage
hello Israel
if there's one thing i hate it's the existence of israel
>>202255511never been anyone but myself in my dreams, so yeah that sounds bizarre
>>202255549>dior sauvageu wot
we should fluorinate the squirrels
morning wood won't go away and I refuse to wank
my very attractive supervisor paid me a compliment at toil yesterday
>>202255592it was saturday yesterday mate
>>202255602yes, I work every other weekend
>>202255609mad that
hello Brit :D
>>202255651hiya darling
>>202255675:c
forca bruta
damn, imagine having to the lawyer who tries to represent all of the gang members in America and in the court they have pictures of him throwing up gang signs, and you have to be like"no, hes not in a gang"
cute!
are australian unions why they moved all production overseas
I keep my racism very well guarded like it's my own secret identity but there's been so many times where I'm just having a normal conversation with someone I wouldn't normally talk to or a stranger and within a few conversation topics they'll just go fully mask off "TOO MANY FUCKING PAKIS" without even knowing if I have the same views as them or if I'm a mega antifa leftyMakes me wonder if the vast majority of the public is racist
yeah don’t know mate which country is actually good these days? feels like the west has broke, east is not very good either, and going south feels like a death sentence
seeing a white woman with a brown is probably the worst thing I can think ofat least black guys are portrayed as cool and trendy and are powerful and masculine what could a brown possibly have to offer a white woman? just pure subversion from the white female devil
>>202255761You're a cuck
and gay
>>202255757>Makes me wonder if the vast majority of the public is racistI think they probably are desu
don't hang out with any racist people myself
fire engines are epic
mental how none of you read books and instead just turn your brains off drink another can of stella and watch men kick a ball up and down a field
and so is asbestos there i said it
reading books is extremely unergonomic and a pain to do
>>202255821You probably do If youve got a reputation as being openly leftypol they're probably just keeping their views private from you
>>202255850I have read a book
>>202255761worry about yourself
>>202255850bad bait tbqh
>>202255871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4K-KNC_Ag
*Martin Luther voice* i have read a book
>>202255740afaik it was just greed and lack of interest from the gov in supporting local manufacturing. we can import stuff cheap from asia and make bank exporting raw products
>>202255891read this post in a German accent
>>202255882I'd say post a pic of the last book you read but we both know you'd just grab a pic off google out of embarassment
what is the difference between tea cakes and currant buns?
Going FONT (Fuck off normie twat), Borough later for an on wall sesh
>FUCKING ANGLO SAX-ACKKKKKK...
>>202255868bizarre
well i haves read ze book ya?
>>202255898so... yes
Bet Emma Watson cuts the cheese.
oho but you vill watch ze brackdancing
corr love a pic of Emma and pretending she has a nice body worth posting or talking about
>>202255941would you buy her poo if she was selling?
Mousenonce
reckon most fathers fancy their daughters a bit?
>>202255905why?
>>202255978they did surgery on a grape
>>202255937how did you infer that
>>202255983probably not no
>>202255972Of course, but I would have to see it come from her anus first.
The v4-v6s blacks at freeklime York have been reset corrrrr
>>202255998unions give even more of an incentive for greedy governments to not have interest and go offshorejust did a quick google search and saw that holden's exports were capped by unions. it's a big factor
peaked in Order of the Phoenix
>>202256037too old
reckon the silent hill 2 remake will be exactly the same as the resident evil 2 remake
watching penguinz0 watch someone breakdance on him after he lost a fall guys game sitting there looking down getting breakdanced on
Greatest video game of all time
>>202256071probably time to grow up isn't it
>>202256005what would you do with it?
>>202256029well its certainly true but the blame lies with the corporate class not the unions
>>202256080lelel
>>202256071should clearly be written past tense as brokendanced
Best video game of all time
indeed
I like german accents :) but I like austrian accents better
been watching some dota2 international, miss the game but would never play it again
lol after all those years of him winning nothing, someone else came in and the party won
How often do you lie to your gf?
Haha.
Reminder if you get belly button fluffYou are a yank
*gives away northern ireland, the falklands, gibraltar and all our nukes*haha based corbs
>>202256123if you told nothing but the truth to a gf it would make her upset all the timebeing in a relationship is learning to lie a lot and frequently but most often to protect feelings
>>202256144lelel
>in Tolkien’s Legendarium, the original name for the elf Celeborn, Galadriel’s husband, is Teleporno
Holy kinoCorrCorrrrr
Reckon I could start a lucrative only fans account Won't because I'm not a degenerate
white people watch a film at the cinema and then ask you "What was your favourite part?"
just had a massive poo, a proper tip out. felt about 2 stone lighter afterwards.
>>202256194what would your gimmick be on OF?
>>202255344usually associate this image with the "open the fucking pubs" gimmick
katy preparing breakfast for the hoodlum
lol hes getting breakdanced on again
>>202256087why is it that corporations can be greedy but unions cant?why should some uneducated eshay mong in his ute demand a considerable amount of money with benefits compared to someone intelligent who does life changing work? it goes both ways. but because i am not australian, i have no real way to speculate this keep in mind I am not anti-union, I'm just annoyed by this one dimensional thinking. it's always supposedly corporations and the big man being greedy while the small businesses and workers are angels
>>202255402this members' statement will age incredibly poorlyit's like if a senator said "trolololo" on hansard in 2010 or something
I hate Christianity so much, I'm so glad it's irrelevant in Britain outside of vicars and priests doing everything they can to flood us with immigrantsImagine if we had to listen to a never ending argument about abortion every day. Laws flip flopping at random.I didn't really watch that last debate between them properly but they were just arguing about abortion mostly from what I can tell. Their country is falling apart and is being dragged into war yet all they can discuss is whether they really believe in their bullshit religion or notNot to mention that these dumb christian evangelicals will only end up causing more abortion if Harris wins
>>202256242just cutting in to say you sound like a BITCH
>A horrible famine on the Continent in 1879 proved a bonanza for the United States, leading to massive exports of agricultural products and full recovery from the Panic of 1873. Alarmed at the flood of American imports, European nations began to limit and then ban them.
>>202256258that would be epic
>>202255541she squeaked in as part of a ticket with a major party, then quit a few months ago over gaza and is trying to create a name for herself as an independent to improve her chances of being re-elected
>American meats were probably no less safe than European, but rumors of disease were used to justify what was economically and politically expedient. The British consul bemoaned the fate of one poor victim who found worms “in his flesh by the millions, being scraped and squeezed from the pores of his skin.” Britain limited imports of U.S. pork and beef.
>>202255429youre destroying the animal its just still out there taking up space to fuck other squirrels without being able to conceive
Ldll bakery has the best bread but it's so grim having to queue with all the povvosA very significant proportion of them haven't worked out that you can pack the items into a bag as you scan them
>>202256289neither appropriate nor humane
>>202256290bit fucked in the head aren’t you
they eatingf dog
>>202256296putting them asleep and smashing their head in with a mallet is a humane way of destruction
I should make friendsbeen doing a lot of weed since it was legalized and I feel chatty when I dobut I have no one so I make annoying off putting posts instead without meaning to
>>202256242absolutely bizarre jumping into /brit/ to find a yank trying to lecture people about ford and holden leaving australia as if it had anything to do with the unions and not the poor fiscal policy of the then-new government, particularly its bumbling treasurer
>>202256242a union being greedy benefits workers a corporation being greedy does the opposite, as for the rest of your post im really not sure what you’re yapping about
>>202256305cant tell if she is a horse or cat
>>202256305fuck off yank
this is my world today
>>202256296and thats just your opinion not that the law DOESNT say that castrating them is illegal - its that it is saying that its legal to destroy the squirres
I've received an email with a verification code for a site I've never used lads.Should I be concerned? Is there a chance it's just a mistake?
>>202256311gonna go out on a limb and say the bloke's probably a goose
>>202256328get tae fuck
>>202256264Lad some of the more vocal "Drumpf isn't going to ban abortion nationwide? I'm refusing to vote for him" e-influencers were found to be on the Russian government's payroll, like Lauren ChenWould not be surprised if these other pro-life nutters are similarly coordinated by similar funding streams. Might seem ironic considering the "muh Russia" scaremongering of previous Trump government but I very much doubt Putin wants an unpredictable and volatile Trump presidency to rein him in on Ukraine, he would rather the soft uselessness of Biden/Kamala
>>202256341if you castrate a squirrel i will have you arrested and convictedit's as simply as thatdon't do it
>>202256327She's my wife from Umamusume which is a gacha about horse racing>>202256334I love england and its history, I sometimes feel sad I wasn't born there, I would have a portrait of the queen/king in my room and I would publicly support deporting all muzzies
>>202256355youre not the law. you are powerless
>>202256346you can pretty much safely ignore those, it doesn't mean some paki has access to your account
>>202256328amazing
>>202256364Yes, but I've never made an account on that website. I wondered if someone was trying to use my details.
show me where it says that castrating squirrels is a crime
>>202256308im not lecturing anyone
>>202256380if it's not in the bible it's not a real law
>>202256376yeah looks like someone was, but it doesn't mean they've hacked you, pakis spam thousands of emails into random sites every day, could also be bots doing it
castrating squirrels not against the law
get the squirrels castrated
how many twatpoints have you lot accrued then
train horses to kick grey squirrels out of the air train grey squirrels to jump out of trees
Dreadful thread
train yourself to shut the fuck up
>>202256346https://haveibeenpwned.com/
i dont like people who go around trying to intimidate or threaten people using the law or rules as a weapon
>Utah Mom Fatally Shot Her 3 Children in Car Before Turning Gun on Herself
>Latest modelling tips fourth La Niña for Australia in five years before the end of 2024fucking SICK OF IT just want a summer where it;s not raining please no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOORGBGEHUFEUHRUHEFUREFHEUASDN
Niggers love their skull emoji
>>202256455how is that her fault
>>202256403Would it be worth actually making an account, then making a ridiculously long password, to stop future attempts?
>>202256452You cannot castrate the squirrels.
you cant tell me what to do who are you to tell someone what to do
bit too much squirrel castration talk going on
>>202256469depends on the website, it could also be a phishing email
Bodyclockberg has me on the ropes. Can't sleep until 3am, wake up at 7am every time, can't make it through the day without a nap. Just not on, lads
totally arsed up my life
shoot grey squirrels in their nuts throw grey squirrels off 5 story buildings behead grey squirrels
you cannot post the mice you cannot castrate the squirrelsyou cannot go within 100m of a school, youth club or other establishment catering primarily to children
shoot grey squirrels with a bazookaclassify the reds that got hurt as non civvies
would love to see my wife getting turned out by grey squirrel BBC
this style of thread is so shit without ids or a large bump limit
>>202256490ahhhh come on now
>>202256507lethal injection warranting post
shoot grey squirrels out of a bazooka into other grey squirrels or claymores-RATM
>>202256511foy
how many rubber bands can I wrap around my cock before it bursts
>>202256511that's great mate
drown grey squirrels in mud puddles like in Highlander
can't believe i went so long without a drivers licence, i feel like i've just gotten released after being imprisoned for 10 years
morning
>>202256549how old are you?
>>202256560old enough to know better x
>>202256558honestly not even that fit
>>202256549good ladcannot fathom why someone wouldn't get a driver's license. Felt more like an adult when I got my driver's license at 17 than I did when I turned 18 and could legally drink. The independence is pretty critical
Most squirrels where I live are brown.
Could suck a nigger at night
>>202256558pointless and distracting jew ink on her
>>202256484Yeah I won't use the email link, I'll go on the actual website, make an account with a complex password, then try to log in. Good idea?
>>202256571don't be silly, she's a beautiful woman
>>202256576I can't because I'm too disabled to
>>202256584sure if it gives you peace of mind, make sure it's not some dodgy website though
weekend almost over
>>202256584just ignore it, go on that link i sent you and find the details that have been breached and change the password on any account you have that matches
>>202256596that's not your fault then lad xI mean people that should but don't
more like GAY squirrels
trolling a ciggy
not keen when women have just one or two tiny little tattoos, either have none at all (based) or have loads of them (even more based)tattoos on women are a top tier incel filter desu
>>202256600It's tiktok lol>>202256604I never use matching passwords on anything.
>>202256596there's a lad on my street with flid hands and he still drives about in a specially modified Mini, how fucking disabled are you?
>>202256628shut it incel
>>202256576the price of fuel and dickheads on the road handicaps the feeling of freedom a little bit
>>202256642good lad
>>202256642you're the incel, incel*incels away to my smelly incel bedsit*
why does alcohol make me sleep so much
>>202256646you get used to that pretty quick
>>202256611too expensive + im an agoraphobic incel that hates going outside
>don't share the same preferences for women as me? Guess you're an incel
>>202256685this is what they are like
glad to see silent hill 2 remake left in the part where james sticks his arm in a pooey toilet
incelling around incellily
anons: associatesnamefags: made men avatarfags: soldierstripfags: caposdiego: consigliere2016: underbossthreadmeister: the don
>>202256685>>202256695hello incels
why is /r9k/ like this
>>202256628Heavily tattooed women are built to be pissed on
ladsemmys tonightprefer it to the oscars me
>>202256711you: bent
>>202256711made men are by definition at least soldiers
off to the ale house anyone want anything
>>202256730fallout was alright
>>202256751some seed and also feed
>>202256730aint no way the new true detective was nominated
Any Faustian individuals in
>>202256759TV is shit these days ladSuccession and Severance are the only things that have been on TV in the 2020s that I've been impressed by
watching penguinz0 play ROBLOX
rorke's forke and sorke
arb uor dao ida osd
>>202256730might put a bet for some of these
6 hour Demon's Soul session today lads
>it's another birthday where mumberg gets me some shite clothes I won't ever wearalways feel like I need to keep them for a bit but I'll literally never wear them so this time they're going straight in the bin
grey squirrel utopia experiment
no penguinz0
might make some cheeky chinky ramen for breakfast lmao
Diego's Rent and Bent
>>202256780havent seen severance but yeah all these new shows are bizarre, it feels like nothing happens in them at all
>>202256802no-one has given me a birthday present since I was 16
Sausage sandwiches with ketchup for breakfast
gang of zoomers surrounding diego and forcing him to do fortnite dances
grey grey squirrels red 40 rage and blue food coloring
>>202256835mousey you need a hug
conceding defeat to today's flipple
>>202256849I'm not toby
>>202256802i would go out tonight,but I haven't got a stitch to wear
>YouTube video of a """"Brit"""" explaining the UK to Americans >dark as pitch baboon babble "right so pham the UK is well different to Americans blud you get me"
grey grey squirrelham of the squirrelham ham squirrel ham grey squirrel farm
>>202256802get them worn and stop your mitheringvile cunt
>>202256802give them to charity
>>202256802ungrateful swine
>>202256859
rorke exposed
feed grey squirrels impossible berries
>>202256863>dark as pitch baboon babble
>>202256863he's not wrong
hungry but because it's sunday you're not allowed to buy food until 10am for some reason
played vidya when steaming last night and ruined my save by spending loads of money and undoing grindtoil
>>202256863is this the science teaching YT black guy
>>202256901don't eat breakfast me
>>202256837disgusting, red sauce shouldn't be on bangers
>>202256852never mind :)
>>202256924you're still fat though
Feel hungover but if I sleep too much I won't get up for work tomorrow
>>202256931quite the contrary lad
I don't get the freedom of driving. How are you free for driving some distance and driving back? I can walk a distance and walk back. I could get a train somewhere and a train backAt least I don't have to park a car or pay insurance or worry about being pulled over
how do you get lithium out of batteries en mass
>>202256829severance is 10/10only 9 epsgive it a watch
>>202256945you really shouldn't need this explained to youit's being unburdened by distance (walking) or reliance on a third party (friend, taxi, bus or train)public transport is great and certainly has its place but it doesn't equate to the same freedom permanent access to your own car gives you
>>202256887>please don't harass him it could ruin the police investigation!!>the police investigation finished and we found he broke no laws :) don't you dare be mean to him or you're going straight to jail!!
>>202256945you dont have to wait for a train and you're faster than onepretty self explanatory
this is why clapped lel roon is NOT a real pop star but chadbrina carpenter is
>>202256945there are specified times and stops for public transport you can stop where you want with a car. you can drive in a car when you want. you can go very far for a fraction of the cost of a British train ticket
>>202256863was talking to a london black and he literally didn't know what counties were. tried asking him where dorset was and he hadn't even heard the word beforeof course no one could make fun of him because that would be racist
>>202256983not him but QRD?
>>202256970wtf is that one woman still doing there
I genuinely think Christians are the worst people ever and that Christianity is the worst thing everFrom the fall of Rome, to the American Revolution, to celebrating Putin's invasion of Ukraine, these people are always there causing problems in the name of their imaginary friends
>>202257013maybe get off twitter
>>202257013unbelievably low IQ post
>>202257013strongly agree with this post
>>202257023don't deadname x
neither agree nor disagree
well good morning
>>202256994pretty self explanatory police looked into him and decided they couldn't arrest him because no laws were broken (more likely they just didn't want to put another brown man in prison because it makes them look bad)
>>202256992>there are specified times and stops for public transportTraffic exists too, road rage exists>you can stop where you want with a car. you can drive in a car when you want. you can go very far for a fraction of the cost of a British train ticketCars costs fuel, insurance and premiums and excess, maintenance, you can get speeding tickets, parking tickets, the cost of the car itself
>>202257060that guy who pretended to be far right? if not then idk what this guy is or has done
>>202257072>>202257072>>202257072>>202257072
in bed picking my nose and eating it
>>202257053how's it going lad
>>202257035No, you're just mad
>>202257074he's basically the world's most insane paedo
>>202257063freedom isn't freepublic transport is A to B basically- a sort of paint by numbers, but your own vehicle lets you get to where you want however you want. more liberty in the choice of route and journey and how you plan it
>>202257094doesnt really tell me much
>>202256925Not really
