Morning edition
>>202257072how's it going lad
goooood morning sirs
>>202257100aye
mad how*sips from cup*denser things fall faster in water, but not in airexplain why I can dive so well, haha!*sip*
got to do gay housework all day
>>202257133it's pronounced "gay housewooork!~"
>>202257105
the price of freedom aint free... the grass of the squirrel park gotta be littered with the blood of greys :DDD greys aint for me :D needs to be castrated - REDS not GRAYS :DDD:D:D
the cronem smoking that loud while katy preparing breakfast in a thong
Are new builds really that bad?
whose nipples do you want to pinch the most?
>>202256974>>202256985>>202257109But there's no gap that cars fill. I can do anything you can do with a car, without having a car. I'm pretty sure for you this "freedom" is psychological and not practicalI'd say, if you're "free" because you own a car, then maybe your car owns you.Time for a coffee after that truth nuke
>>202257174SHOCKING800 INCHES OUT OF PLUMB
shadilaying and praising kek day #3156https://youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ
>>202257179how distressing to see the opportunity for a clue to be gained dismissed so readily as you have
ive seen that guy on YT
>>202257174My dad's best mates brother used to be an electrician and he said his uncle wouldnt buy one if you paid him
just opened my fridge, coughed without covering my mouth and closed it
>>202257201what if I paid him the value of the new build
is tom hardy really bi ?
>>202257204sounds like you've got a cold cough!
Cars are Faustian and based.
>>202257179>I'd say, if you're "free" because you own a car, then maybe your car owns you.ah yes, this is totally something shaggers say
>>202257211he says it himself so yh
and todays pic of the black haired OF?
do the gold bond tingle
>>202257209No, he said they're deathtraps
>>202257179yea bro have fun waiting for the bus while i drive wherever i want
Reading how the most developed pre colombian society in north America the mississipi culture fell apart due to mass immigration and too much diversity
>>202257199>>202257222Maybe in Australia a car makes sense, I can see the freedom angle more from where you live
I'm an AGP sissy but I've never been interested in black guys. They're gross looking
>>202257242mississipi the pissy sipping missy?
>>202257249I disagree, I've had sexual relations with a number of black men
>>202257243I've driven all around the UK to be fairgreat experience
did gay singer songwriter tom robinson really marry a lesbian or did I hallucinate that?
As a communist, I have a right to drive a 3.0 litre diesel and park where I want.
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1726380718142479.jpg
>>202257268so you have been, as is the colloquial term, "blacked" as it were
weetabix or bacon toastie?
yte sissy clitty haver just cummed back from gooning xer lil sissy cage with a vibrator to squirties
>>202257278absolutely not clicking on a link to an imageif it were worksafe you'd have just posted the image
clicked on that link and lost my job even though its 1am on sunday
yte squirty boy pussyhole into them tiny yte evil devil balls made for BBC
want to get a new gpu but I'm pretty sure I fucked up the slot on my motherboard and I cba to check
>>202257296Yeah me neither I just hover.Always nice to meet a fellow hovverchad.
>>202257242multiculturalism seems to only work functionally in dystopian authoritarian states mostly led by a single elite ethnic group like in Singapore or UAEthink this is what has led us to this horrible situation. British politicians wanting to be like Singapore on paper but not putting the effort in to disenfranchise and give less rights to nonwhites and have less democracy in parliament in general
Here her head she lay, until she'd rise and say:"I'm starved of mirth - let's go and trip a dwarf."Oh, what to be done with her?
be right back THIS yte sissy boy has squirties to do into the toilet like when xe goes cummies his squirty down the drain to flush xe evil genocided white seed
Democracy is all well and good, but what you need is a strong leader.
this says a lot about society
>>202257345a strong leader elected democratically by their constituents
get the Columbo on
we need someone who's strong on leading and strong on the causes of leading
>>202257345we need to kill more babies and genocide or castrate ytes so they can be good cucky bois for the single mothers with muttalo babies
>>202257353Mad that vice city came out only a year after gta 3
ytey needs to pay them stepkids university fees that ytey gets them into
a ru bod rai odo as d
>>202257353this says a lot about society
rorke deepthroating his mum's futa bbc
>>202257329>British politicians wanting to be like Singapore on paperYou now remember how before covid the cuntservstives were thinking of importing all our food Singapore style
timmy saying 'mmm delicious honey' when eating fried octopus intestines prepared by his thai mail order bride
*scares new zealanders away from /brit/*
just turned 27virgin freakno friendsno jobliving at homei've officially, OFFICIALLY hit rock bottom. there is no more hope
>>202257393whoa
posted it again
>>202257418Cool
>>202257372mad that you'd be a different person without porn
>>202257392I hope you experience tragedy every day you post these images so you learn to stop
>>202257418>there is no more hopenot with that attitude
>>202257416I want to hear the sound
mad that gays can adopt
>>202257418what's the point of posting this? stop being masochistic and figure something out
>>202257418ktim but 28
>>202257418have you considered getting a job or education?
>>202257443>>202257452it's literally too late. i'm nearly 30. even though it tried, i failed horribly.
>>202257072wahey
>>202257418Everyone lives at home
can hear the chinese neighbours talking in chinese
>>202257460Ok, and?
>>202257416Wtf kiwis can run? I thought they just rolled around
>>202257460it quite literally is NOT too late
>>202257455i lost my job in june and i've been unable to get anotheronly places that'd accept me are call centers and i'd quite literally rather take my own life than go back to one of those shitholes.
>>202257470what about the homeless mate
I've never had sex or touched a woman's breast but I'm only 31 there's still time for me haha still plenty of time
mad how inherently cucky scots are and how obsessed they are with refugees and naming anyone not white ‘Scottish’
everyone feels sorry for the suicidal posters until you see their non-suicidal dogshit posts and realise yeah this person probably should die
>>202257492boooobs haha boobs boobs BOOBS never get tired of seeing them
>>202257472mine watch some sort of gook x factor evey saturday and can hear them sing in their moonspeak
that post wasnt me
>>202257501nobody feels sorry for men
>>202257504good lad
>>202257466We should do it again for new years Fun times
think I'm too mentally ill to work with normies.
fried eggbergs and potato bread to break the morning fast
>>202257522the one on top has a nicer bum
>>202257418virgin freak who lives at home too, but i have a job that pays 30k
>>202257491The streets are their home
BREASTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QenUkaCZa54new ice spice song is straight gas
this is a good videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ray5GGBlZHk
>>202257543well they wouldn't be called HOMELESS if they had a HOME now would they lad?
>>202257530working with normies isn't funat my last job the team was composed of insufferably extroverted giganormiesthey are such dull, vapid people
i love Reggie...
34Not a virgin2 friends that i rarely seeFull time employmentRenting but hoping to buy a house with my wife by the end of the yearIve officially, OFFICIALLY hit peak mediocrity.
>>202257544need to see them squirted with jungle juice
succulent mammaries
>>202257522this happened moments before mumsnetzgruppen squads arrested them and strung them from lampposts on liquidation orders from frau Rowling glory to TERF island
>>202257544
>>202257564sounds like a nightmare
Why did Britain declare war on us?
big ones, small ones
>>202257570ever shag her up the arse?
used to think ice spice was one of the spice girls
i always make an effor tot look at the straight coombait to recover from the constant barrage of IR or gay shit
>>202257603I'm not gay mate
>>202257548state
full time employment? More like FOOL time really, heheh...
>>202257618shes peng
>>202257583AVE AVE AVE
>>202257622fool shite gimp excrement
>>202257570>2 friends that i rarely seeHate how this happens as you get older
>>202257626Poundland Nicki Minge
>>202257642...aye
>>202257072*gives you a nod*
trannies be like were women but for some reason we're all lesbians or somethig
>>202257652were womenhmmm...were-woman...a man who turns into a woman during the full moon, geniusget on it
>>202257643Um actually "Dollar Tree" would be more accurate as Ice Spice and Niki Minaj are Americans. They don't use the pound sterling in America
>>202257559Racism
really can't stand youtube channels where their whole gimmick is that they're not american and most of their videos are about comparing their own country to america, it's embarrassing
>>202257692well nobody's forcing you to watch them now are they lad
post more extreme and bizarre things
i don't really care about successful normies in general but what irritates me is when normies deliberately come to a website that's widely known as a hive of incel losers and then insult said incel losers whilst boasting about their successful livesit's just cruel, evil behavior
>>202257699just knowing that they exist is enough to fill me with contempt
swelling a poo
Poundland is just a 99p Stores Dollar Tree
>>202257692yeah
>>202257701
>>202257709Name one successful normie that's EVER posted in brit
>>202257701Sir poo barmer
>>202257724Obama
cant focus or do any work for 3-4 hours after waking up
>>202257709look mate there's an entire /r9k/ board for you
>>202257709You absolutely begging for me to start vanguardmonging
either continue posting hateful shit or be positive
Would it be weird if I asked a local priest what the ethnic make up of their church is?
>>202257731190
>>202257142i will never experience contentment like this
I'm extremely dedicated, I can work on one task for a straight 8 hours or more without even being aware of my surroundings if it's quiet enough. Observe*goes to sleep*
>>202257762phoar
>>202257764you could just...go to church and see
>>202257762sex is so bizarre
>>202257709*picks you up and throws you in the big and flushes you away to /britfeel/ where the other VF denizens reside*
>>202257762prime siri was such good coom fuel
>>202257791well it's just like a handshake isn't it lada nice...firm...wet...vigorous...handshake
>>202257791Had the exact same response.It's mad that people you pass on the street at doing this behind closed doors, daily or perhaps weekly.
Get coming up soon on /sp/
>>202257790cba
drinking som sports drink
>>202257836Just go for a nice incel walk around your local churches to see who comes out after Sunday service
Look, I can only afford to put £25 a month into my Vanguard stocks and shares ISA right now. Yes, I know it's fuck all, you don't need to tell me but it's better than nothing ok xxBut looks, chuck that into a compound interest calculator and after 20 years I'll have about £57k
>>202257851stop telling me what to do
>>202257853No it fucking doesn'tWhat rate of returns are you expecting
Do you guys remember that one time some Deano with a tribal tattoo, a pitbull and all the grey sheets was posting here and everyone was going mental
got a headache
>>202257894I've been getting roughly 15% since I opened it in 2020
imagine working for a tobacco company and people asking you what you do for a living, might as well admit you're a sex offender
>>202257709I’m sorry mate I’ll go easy on you
>>202257912Well that won't be sustainable (sorry, you're not an investment genius) and that doesn't add up to £57k over 20 years anyway
Been playing CS 2Its pretty fun, I dont know why they changed it from CSGO to CS2 though.Did the game change? It mostly seems the same with a few new guns
>>2022579122020-2024 is an unsustainable growth, and 2020 in particular was a huge dip to allow that growth7% a year is more reasonable
Rorke seeing a gospel choir on Songs of Praise and throwing his orthodox crucifix through the TV
met this lad who always seems really happy and goes up and talks to random strangers all the time, wonder what his deal is, must be on drugs
>>202257905Didn’t happen
>>202257963Rorke is absolutely not orthodox
>>202257980mental case
[someone playing Fortnite and clicking his phone every 30 minutes] wow... agility is the worst skill ever made. almost level 90 he isnt even playing the game these people were so bad for the game and may as well have been NPCs
thats all good and well but, she’s thug only
>>202257980>goes up and talks to random strangers all the timewhere do you think you are?
mum got a dog and just revealed the regular costs are £300 a monthextra when she goes away and needs the kennelsfucking hell I don't think she spent £300 a month on me when I was a wee lad. had to beg for a tenner just to go out with my friends.
>>202257986After watching 3 youtube videos on it he's pretty sure he is
>>202257981Nah it actually did, it was a couple of months agoI was hoping someone else would recall but I guess not.
>>202257994man who hurt you? shameful man
>>202257986he larps as orthodox or catholic
>>202258006Women do just be like that with dogs thoughLiterally piss thousands away on the little fuckers and all they do is yap and make a mess
>>202258017some girl named aisha crushed his whole fantasy
>>202258036hes down so bad
>>202258033'sheed
halal snack pack
>>202258006Despise dogs
>>202257912you know those warnings about your investment being at risk? they're not lying!
>>202258006mumstein paid all her money to the vet (going so far as to sell all her jewellery) when the dog was sick, even though the dog was old and had like a year or two left in it, women are fucking mental for dogs
you lot living with your rentsdo they openly despise you or like how's the dynamic
>>202258036Aisha Clan Clan from the Ctarl Ctarl Empire?
Irony is if I hadn't lapsed as an anglican I could have had a nice african wife by now
>>202258062yh
tfw i am not in a relationship :(
Top shagger in this Columbo episode, making me uncomfortable
https://streamable.com/mnrnpa
>>202258051What do you think a private pension is yet you're not scared to pay into those
god forbid you try being happy for once. bunch of miserable cretins you are
>>202258006step-mum is one of those who treats her dog like it's her child as she doesn't have any kidsany time I visit I am subjected to a verbal medical history of this dog. Dog was pissing too frequently, pissing too infrequently, dog was more subdued than usual, dog wouldn't settle, dog had to get bloods taken. who gives a shite
think i ordered some scran last night and passed out before it arrived
>>202258104THIS
>>202258104Im feeling happypilled and positivitymaxxed today
>>202258081Why did he fuck with a Ctarl Ctarl? Doesnt he know they are one of the most feared races in the Galaxy?
ssd died lads now I need to piss about opening up the old pc and changing them around
>>202258124Based fellow Joychad
>>202258139storage not the best thing to have it die, except your penis
>>202258124
>>202256945believe it or not there are places which are inaccessible by train by virtue of there not being tracks everywhere
grim
Business idea: Live and work near readily accessible public transport and rent a car when you actually need one
invent a fruit fly swatter which doesnt kill them, but removes their wings (such as by way of electricity or fire) so they fall down and starve to death
>>202258155It's over
>>202258098Private pensions immediately double your initial investment, so they mog your S&S ISA returns immediately
>>202258155Crazy how Euros went on some mental WW shit twice and it resulted in their accumulated empires and political sway over the world being completely destroyed kekAnd then America offered to rebuilt Germany and lend money to Europ countries and made a shit ton of money and also filled the power void
>>202258180fomnyeg
>>202257912past performance does not guarantee future results !
inject grey squirrels with tartrazine
>>202258195>it resulted in their accumulated empires and political sway over the world being completely destroyedthats just the entire of history of europe in a nutshell
>>202258036not him, but cope on LOL
haha
I don't think you guys give a damn
>>202258195That was genuinely smart and humane on your country's partCould so easily have gone back to giving them a Versailles style kicking
look at these shitstains
me? pay the max into my private pension that my employer will match :)
might piss on a sleeping cat
>>202258221Yeah, everyone get power hungry and starts infighting or attacks the neighboring country and some shit goes down
>>202258231ya seethe?
being sober is underratedi'm back to sanity, everything is normal
youre supposed to enjoy sex too, rorke...
>>202258234I don't get the joke so I'll assume this is Fred and Rosemary West's house
uhhhis youtube down for anyone else?
>>202258246>That was genuinely smart and humane on your country's partIt was calculated and self-interested
Mental how many jobs I just stopped turning up to eventually
>>202258285not i
>>202258293Yes.
>Arriving today by 10 PMpaying £95 a year for these delivery times amazon should hang its head in shame
>>202258305I accept your concession
>>202258300they've locked me out the bastards it finally happened
im permanently in keto
>>202257285yeah
makes me shudder to think that north korea has approximately the same population as australia, all those people living under the relentless jackboot of some fat twat
>>202258293Yeah, and everybody won, nobody got strip mined.
>>202258349Let them in!
im in a permanent keto
>>202258356>everybody wonkek
>>202258363wonder if they'd all run away to white countries if the north korean regime collapsed or just sit there and wait for south korea to take over and build modern infrastructure there
>>202258294just can't be arsed with it
don't think I'll be putting up the christmas tree this year it just isnt worth the effort honestly
>>202258349doubt north korea existsi've never been there, have you?
i dont have to put jam on my bread
>>202258356Also the commies didn't take over
>>202257994How do I cope? It’s so frustrating that all the pengest tings just want black thug dick, not a little timmy like me
>>202258349wonder how many north koreans have seen angela white before
>>202258396>the commies didn't take overlol
itching my foreskin by pinching it between my finger and thumb on the inside and outside
>>202258124It won’t last
>>202258387aye
https://vocaroo.com/1aU69czZK3nb
>>202258349
>>202258349Mad how the norks would kick australias shut in in a war and it wouldn't be close
>>202258415I know what is he like here we are living under a communist europe and this lad is all like "Also the commies didn't take over" and I'm sitting over here like....mate I can't even say paki shop anymore THE COMMIES DID WIN LMAO
this too shall pass(except suffering - you will always suffer)
>>202258427IP grabber
>>202258396I mean they took like half of Germany for around 50 years, I am pretty sure they Influentially bled into Hungary, had control over the Baltic countries for quite some time.I dont remember if the Baltic countries were on their own before ww2 t b h
>>202258402she's shagged asian fellas, literally several hour long videos of her being tied up and asian'd, must be because she's australian
>>202258437We're just a touch too far awayThey could maybe nuke Townsville at a stretch
>>202258447toby
>>202258427Bless you xxx
yer da cant open his car bonnet
>>202258442
eyebergs are doing that thing where they involuntarily twitch from side to side
>>202258471mental retarded
Angela White getting tied up by 5'0 Chinese fellas who ride mopeds and dont take their helmets off when they fuck her
got prong on
>>202258493child groomer
>>202258437in a full tilt war with them we could draft up a military less than half the size of theirs and absolutely rape them because they're a bunch of malnourished little chinamen with shitty archaic equipment
>>202258476It's called Israel, Leftypol
soviet union? oh that thing that ended decades ago?
>>202258500fuck off
>>202258510All the commies run the EU now
>>202258476Turkey has never been part of NATO
>>202258493youre a paedo
>>202258527such as?
any ball kicking going on today?
hello daddy touch my feet touch touch touch touch touch
>>202258503>they're a bunch of malnourished little chinamenum...
get the bet builder made
10AM hes had his wank to IR porntime to call everyone and everything a pedophile
>>202258541Nigga u dumb
>>202258558yes? spit it out
>>202258541mate....
>>202258564>pedophilefoy
bitch exactlyyy
>>202258627*bashes its head in*
so thankful for america magnanimously absorbing us into its neoliberal empire i <3 insular atlantic economic zone #1
>>202258575>>202258587During Brexit Nigel “Liar” Farage was trying to scare everyone telling us they’d join NATO, but they never did, and they never had.
>>202258646
eating faeces
>>202258646:|
squelching a poo
>>202258667gay poopy
>>202258646Nah mate that was eurovision
>>202258667>>202258676>>202258686are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
mad how peng peng gay poo porn is
watching the proper peng gay peng poo porn
>>202258702i'm in my 30s :P
>>202258720>>202258720>>202258720
>>202258744sscream
