lynchian edition
purchase a pullup barbegin trainining pullupsyes you
dogshit yank edition
need a gf who lets me shag her up the hairy front bum
imagine that OF model did a hooni cosplay >.<
Return of the Dogshit Yank
>>202258738reckon I could a lot of pull ups if I weighed 40kg too
someone should let me rub my feet on their face
sick of the wretchedness of existence
>>202258775Think you're a wee bit lost pal
>>202258780blowing farts through lover's thighs
reckon Columbo would have been popular in some Communist countries since its about an ordinary fella mostly arresting arrogant rich people
just installed gentoo
>>202258635which one x
was just wondering to myself why it's so quiet today and then realised>too early for schizos to be up>all the deanoids have scuttled off to dunelm with the missus to buy candles and sofa cushions>wagies are hungover and not fit to postso that leaves about three lads and some jfs in total
>>202258836was at the Dunelm the other weekcafe does some lovely hot food and cakes
>>202258817I like her jumper
shag the boatswank the pensioners
>>202258836>about three ladsall me
What are your Sunday plans then lads?
>>202258845alri deano
>>202258859try not to kill myself
>>202258859if i cant summon a poo in the next couple of hours then nothing at all
wonder if agent 47 is a virgin, he seems to be asexual and was cooped up in that test facility until he was like 30
>>202258859smoke weed and watch columbo
>>202258859might do a proper roast x
>>202258859Hmm well i may empty the dishwasherOther than that i got nothin
>>202258859helped dad mow the lawn and tidy up the hedges yesterday so will be enjoying a day off todaygot some books to read and vidya to play, then helping mum move some furniture about this evening and back to toil monday
>>202258859stellar blade followed by football followed by stellar blade
>>202258859Heh..
>>202258866It was mainly the elderly at the Dunelm cafe.
what does everyone want from the pick and mix?
>>202258845Do they do hot cakes tho?
>>202258906are you also elderly?
4chan
>>202258859shall be doing the washing up, then watching the f1 and some football
>>202258897he doesn't like to mow his own lawn?
>>202258859going hospital
>>202258924Some bull cocks please mate x
>>202258924oman you're kidding me! haha
>>202258924Spaedo
>>202258928I don't know. You could probably ask them to put one in the microwave. I had a apple pie thing and it was nice, they served it with some cream.>>202258929yes I'm in my 30s
mental how much a few centimetres of height makes all the difference
>>202258924R A R EARE
>>202258924Could i get one big bag of you never posting here again pls?
>>202258974Its literally Spaedo on a Vpn not sure why you replied to him but hey ho.
AAAAAaaaaa
got that's so raven on
>>202258924Those Turkish Cashews are looking lush
30s isn't that old. I've never had any back pain or health issues. Idk what the fuck all these people are going on about
got zoey 101
>>202258969They should I reckon they’d sell really well
>>202258937he does, but there's a lot of it so I helpedit's more of a meadow tbqh
>>202258986i don't keep track of /brit/ personalities, nor do i schizophrenically attribute every post i see with a weird flag to thembit worrisome how much he lives in your head if i'm honest
council tax is so fucking expensive wtfffff
>>202258924Thought this was that pick n mix you get for dogs at pets at home
>>202259023FOSNYEG
>>202258956this ok?
>>202258998It's old for a lot of people who don't take care of themselves
>>202259024Yh I’d expect you to want everything for free, Spaedo
>>202259038why do people anthropomorphise dogs so much? it's really fucking cringy the dog doesn't give a rats arse what treats you get it, it'll scran them until it pops regardless of whether its 100% wagyu beef or ground up slug arses
>>202259024mate the council need that money to house brown folk get it paid you're not a bigot are you?
>>202259061How dare you judge idle people like me
>>202258991This is her missushttps://www.instagram.com/mirandamaday/
The Day Rorke Went Woke (1hr 23 min)
no steak for me this weekend so i will live vicariously through last weeks attempt
>>202259109Bet that’s what Spainnonce looks like. Fucking prick.
>>202259051That's really offal
>>202259051Post a timestamp proving you are in Oman
should I get an rtx 4060
dadberg's got some dogshit political podcast blaring on his bluetooth speaker again
>rain bouncing off the conservatory >reading a book under my blanketmaximum comfy rn
>>202259051If I buy meat from your country will I get AIDS?
>>202259142He don't
>>202259178Twitter
I SNEED A DOLLA, DOLLAA DOLLA IS WHAT I SNEED
>>202259182its sunny mate
>>202259142fuck off spaedo stop trying to make it look like we’re all obsessed with you
>>202259217reddit
anyone here want to teach/play dota 2 with me?
everton
>>202259095>ground up slug arsesEvery aussie itt foaming at the mouth
the silent hill 2 remake is coming along nicely
>>202259252no
>BREAKING: SHYGIRL brings out CAMILA CABELLO and FALLS FROM THE CIELING AFTER THEIR ROPE LINE BREAKS during the opening act of SWEAT TOUR DETROIThm wonder why it would break
>>202259217>im breathing, nigga, nigga>nigga i cant breathe (oh lawd)
If it were 2016 I'd put a tenner on Ozil to score a hat trick today
>>202259287
open the fucking pubs
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords is a role-playing video game developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by LucasArts. It is the sequel to BioWare's Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and was released for the Xbox on December 6, 2004. Like its predecessor, it is set in the Star Wars universe 4,000 years before the events of the film Episode I: The Phantom Menace.https://youtu.be/rEhYnI1MqxI
>>202259354rudest German
>>202259361>switch graphics
>>202259354is this a comedy sketch?
>>202259357EXCELLENT post
Coming off my ssri's today. These jew pills don't work the way they advertise
>>202259406be sure to taper
>>202259406Good man
*walks into the middle of /brit/ holding a portable speaker**starts playing crazy frog at maximum volume*
>>202259421Why, will they make me do a heckin meltdownerino mousenonce style
>>202259430ding ding
>>202259406stopped my wilbert getting hard so had to take different jew pills to get a stiff one
have yet to have breakfast
Another week gone by without really achieving anything. Sure, I went to the gym and my body is healthy. I look great. I know it's a cope for my unfulfilling life. I grow a week closer to reaching 28 with no real accomplishments, no incredible trajectory, wasting the majority of my 20s. It's the end of the year soon and I'll be in the exact same position a few months from now. I wonder what I need to do to change.
>>202259406>>202259421came off mine cold turkey in 2016 and havent been right since
being 25 is a wild time
>>202259480care to elaborate
>>202259169
austria managed to successfully convince the world that beethoven was austrian and hitler was german
>>202259480ktim, citalopram in 2016/2017
Australia is a land of petit bourgeois yokel and venture capitalist misanthropes who should be ruthlessly liquidated by Chinese communist units.
*taps the thread microphone*ahemREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHK
>>202259503came off them to begin with because i felt nothing, just a vast apathy towards everything - which i found worse than being sad all the timesince then that feeling of apathy has stuckcant really remember "enjoying" anything since then >>202259520citalopram as well, rancid shite
>>202259555*Auto Hot Key switch and specs you*
Don't listen to the mongs who say you'll never be right again after coming off SSRIs. You'll have a week or two feeling a bit rough then it's back to normal, normal willy function returns as well.
>>202258859Go for a walk in nature with the gf then stop by her sister that recently bought a house in the woods. Maybe hit the town later. Nice sunny weather and 19c today.
>normal willy function returns as wellproof? cite your sources with a good amount of participants?
ssris made my willy fall off
>>202259510FONYEG
SSRIs made his dick fall off!
Crimson and cloverOver and over
>>202259613love love LOVE this gimmick ~
literally me
Great videogame music exists and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't https://youtu.be/WQYN2P3E06s
>>202259629don't swear in the thread thanks
remember going shopping and walking into a shop with something i'd bought but which the till person at the last shop had left a tag onthe woman at the door immediately just said, oh someone must have left the tag on - didnt ask for a receipt or anythingone has to wonder what would have happened if i was a melanated gentlemani probably would have been locked up then subsequently released under sir keir starmers early prisoner release plan
gooning to sfm porn
>>202259629steady on the language, this is morning /brit/ which sees over 500 lurkers at this time on a Sunday
wanking a poo
>>202259564This is my experience exactly, although I can't say for sure if coming off them has stopped me from enjoying anything. The happiest I've ever been was in the last few years with exberg, before she recently broke up with me, and I do remember feeling genuine enjoyment at some periods when we had important conversations, which reaffirmed my self worth, or during some silly child-like activities together. Maybe everything just stems from the fact that I intensely desire a romantic relationship and love and that completely stops me from enjoying anything else in life. Might be the same for you.
lying on my mates sofa after a big night out last nightfeeling alri
rorke wandering around his council estate with his shirt off yelling "WHO WANTS IT?"
just got called a malingering oaf in argos
>>202259726I'LL HAVE SOME
>>202259706>pet chinchillas lived for 12 years>always excited, every day>one of them dies>the other never moves after>looks visibly depressed, as far as a chinchilla can>dies 2 months later from undereating, dehydrating humans are companion animals.
leftypol is never as much of the butte of jokes
how do I get a beard like George V?
Right lads. Fluffed it truly this weekend, been on a mad one. Next weekend though- believe me. Off the muck. Genuinely. Can't be doing it.
>>202259706>The happiest I've ever been was in the last few years with exbergktimi dont think im worthy of love or friendship anymore
>>202259726Never realised prostitution was so overt in the UK
>>202259769SAMEthe muck crept in againI need to cleanse
>>202259768YWNBAM
>>202259769>>202259791define "muck". coke? means heroin up here. had a relatively chill weekend myself after ovedoing it the last few. the hangovers/comedowns are brutal these days.
genuinely haven't spoken to anyone besides /brit/ in about 2 weeks
>>202259827grim
>>202259826for me it was the dreaded dizzserotoninberg wants a word
b rr aoo uaa ddd is o
>>202259877fuck off
>>202259779>i dont think im worthy of love or friendship anymorektim, so I spend my days endlessly "self improving" in every way that I can only for me to become even more detached
>dizz>muck>cokeIN ENLGNLISH? PLEASE?
mad how that extremely low quality ai slop post will remain up
rightpoo time then im off into town (london) x
>>202259872yeah that was me last two weekends. hadn't taken a pill in 2 years then took 3 in 2 weekends. ruined me tbqh
tiktok keeps showing me limmy's scottish nationalism, it's honestly so bizarre he so desperately wants to be oppressed to justify his bitterness towards england but so far his grievances have been>scottish schools go on summer holiday two weeks earlier than english schools and the bbc didnt show the kids daytime tv until the english schools went on break>the bbc asked him to soften his accent (he also insists this DEFINITELY has never happened with regional english accents)>on the great british bake soft they had the english regions and then scotland, wales and northern ireland and then raged that the cheek of him as a scot having to see 'north east' and know it was actually south of where he was in scotland>he saw a sky sports billboard in glasgow advertising the england matcheshonestly has turned me right off him, it's the worst form of nationalism just bitter and petty. i dont mind scots who want independence because they are a different people and don't want england voting in the tories on them but this petty grievance nationalism is pathetic.
>>202259582not based off any sources then other than your own eprsonal experience, which is fien
>>202259992most of these are him just taking the piss. I do find it annoying sometimes but these days he does seem to be saying it tongue in cheek. during the indy vote he was quite insufferable
>>202259992not sure what the appeal of limmy is, it's just forced reddit tier humour with an annoying voice
>>202259406I stopped taking them after a month or two. I now smoke cannabis every day instead
does anyone know a good shawarma restaurant
Joker 2
>>202260029shawarma this *bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*
>>202260029after a halal snack pack?
i will never get a gf with my 5 incher or be a proper man might as well stop going to the gym and die of alcoholism
Angela White has at least three different several hour long videos where she's not just being fucked by asian guys but being used and treated like a fuckdoll and in one of them being pretty much a rape simulationso I take it Angela White, and Australian women in general, want to be raped by chinamen
>>202260020his streams back in the day were very funny because he used to be quite unhinged, this was around 2010-15 maybe. the Twitch streams are a lot more asinine and basically are the same format and jokes day after day
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINIGEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
>>202260020i liked his tv show just good le random humour >>202260018i dont think hes taking the piss i think he legit has bitterness towards england, i think he has a certain type of 'small man syndrome for nationalism, there was one clip were he was talking about england being shit at football during the euros and brought up how england thinks its bigger than it is because it shares a border with what it considered to be an 'inferior' nation. that type of language as if english people think scotland or scots are 'inferior' utter cunt
Educating /brit/: Buddha is NOT fathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGbXvL1rbHM
i reckon a lot of zoomers are lowkey doing incest since they stay inside all day, are too maladjusted to have normal relationships, and are bombarded with incest porn every time they look at pornhubwhat do we think
https://demontest.com
Some heavy metal tunage today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITuOddPeYoc
>>>/r9k/78810020
>>202260152so close! they’re actually just not having sex at all
back on that muckold school stylie ygm
>>202260120>tv showFOY
>>202260120genuine question - are you English or Scottish?
Protip ladsDo not look at your mum’s Amazon purchase history or the books she has on her Kindle
>>202260177go back and stay there
>>202259992Scottish nationalism is pathetic, its mentally ill. They love all foreigners but the English. They hate all borders but the one they want to create between England and Scotland. They can't accept that they're Brits, living on the island nation of Great Britain, in a political state called the United Kingdom, founded by the Scottish Stuarts when they inherited the Kingdom of England, which included Wales. Scottish nationalists cry for a regionalist national sovereignty that they would immediately try to abdicate in favour of EU membership.Britain is the reality. The Tories are gone. Grow upthe north east comment is far though, we should refer to geographical regions of britain, not geographical regions of england, if we're talking about all of britain
>>202260196I told you not to get back on it you clown.
>>202260216english obviously, that is why i clarified i have no issue with scots wanting independence
>>202259510>thank you and come againnice to see apu moved on after the simpsons got rid of him
>>202260222erm no thanks I think I'll stay here and post anonymously so you have no way of filtering me thanks for replying
>>202260223>farfairthe snp are dead anyway and so is scottish nationalism so no poitn really talking about it anymorealthough tik tok is a threat to western civilisation because it's showing western youth things like scottish nationalism and whatnot
>>202260238why does this video trigger such intense rage inside me
>>202260257fluoride cuck stare gormo look
>>202260244makes sense, you're just seething then
>>202260272you wish you were a woman
>>202260238It's quite interesting how I'd consider all of these girls to be below me in terms of attractiveness or value, but at least half of them would think the opposite.
Jen Seabass & a chippy
>>202260272you hate to see women winning, sad!!!!
>>2022602385'3 and new frank green are wearing very strange shoes
considering suicide
>>202260277im seething at his bitterness and pettiness, like i said he wants to be independent and could just do a dankula and say 'im a scot, simple as' rather than riling himself up over nothing
was on a date with a girl yesterday and she didn't know the difference been anglican, lutheran and calvinistI laughed in her dumb fucking facewomen are getting dumber lads
Current feeling: So back.
>>202260274 you really docked your penis into my penis with this post
>>202260360on today’s episode of things that never happened
>>202260333dont do that :(
>been running a calorie deficit 6/7 days this last week>weighed myself again this morning>have gained 0.2kg I am NOT happy
just killed the strange man who kidnapped my son with a single powerful metallic uppercut, and now I need to figure out how to rescue my son from the room they have him in
>>202260377You're an astute one
>>202259627eh? Going to the beach to celebrate the Prophet Muhammad's birthday, peace and blessings be upon him
>>202260377shouldn't you be getting to bed?
Would really like to work in Europe for a year. Would be happy to even do some kind of runt work, like just working at McDonalds
S Y D N E Y YDNEY
>>202260399*grabs your tits*
>>202260412mawlid is bidah akhi please stop being a filthy kafir astagfirullahibadi are khawarij
>>202260360You joke, but I know a lot about this. Actually, I know about an incredibly wide range of topics, mostly acquired by reading a lot. I'd guess from 4chan, reddit, news sites etc. and my exgf thought I was incredibly intelligent. I'm genuinely perceived as one of the most intelligent people that many people will ever speak to just because I read constantly and have a very curious mind. It's really strange to think about.
Just benched 130kg lads
>>202260471must be nice to sit down and take the weight off your feet
>>202260414shouldn’t you be prepping the bbc bull for his daily milking into your gf
>>202260471ktim last week. congrats
>>202260412Wouldn’t you rather have blessings you cuck
>>202260494right there, on the beach
have you ever ever reallyreally really ever lovea woman
rate my download speed
>>202260494sexo
>>202260412ktim, jumeirah in 24 hours
>>202260464samepeople think I'm rainman because the average normie is a fucking moron who doesn't know shitI met a girl who didn't know who Stalin was oncethe ignorance of the median is really underestimated
sabrina carpenter sex arse is held up in customs
just benched 131kg lads
>>202260507hello gamer
>>202260494Love brazillian hotties
plot lost, at least the footballs on later
>>202260430she's a disappointmentthought she was tradcath
>>202260506in reality I could only say that about one. and she rejected me.
you could put a fish in that download speed and it wouldn't even die
my bum is full of poo
>>202260494brasil sexo
>>202260535downloading the master chief collection
im going to bench reggies butt
renouncing a poo
>>202260507rate mine hehh
at that price it would be rude NOT to
>>202260577must be the only man in the world who doesn’t really find latinas attractive, I hate their whole brash masculine aura
£15.50
>>202260554why do they do that? a stranger did this to me
>>202260506yes. every day I hope, just a little, that my ex will message me back or return. I don't want to bother her and reach out so I'm left waiting and hoping for a day which may never come. I don't think women are capable of doing the same.
>you Covers the salad leaves in oil, cheese, and who knows what else to get it down >meJust eats the fucking salad
learning about imaginary numbersseems like a bunch of gobbeldeygook
>>202260610just say you're gay mate
arbitration for so wide useare running bodies raining odorless ash dustbecause her son has added island ownership
>>202260607sort of download speed I'd expect a paedophile to have
>>202260615>peas instead of baked beans
>>202260554this means they feel unthreatened by your homosexual aura
who /unabashed/ out here
>>202260623they want you to grope their tits a little
>>202260641i put olive oil and pepper on my salads :)
northern Brits are never snobs about food
>>202260615eating out has got so expensivethat's a 7.90 meal in my mind
>>202260615is that a croque madame or just gammon and egg?
>>202260647yeah nah I don’t think wanting a screeching aiaiaiaiai (more incomprehensible brown screaming) gf makes me gay
>>202260610I swipe left on every South American on the apps, but then I do the same with Filipinos. Not racist, I'm a culturalist
>>202258775Russia is winning you retarded gypsy wog
>>202260615not worth a tenner that
how can i be racist when my wife's boyfriend is black?
>>202260654surprised oyu were even able to load that image with your pathetically slow speed
>>202260675is this for real? id do that. im going to do that
>>202260615Brits be like>Wot you fakin mean there's no baked beans?!
>>202260704swipe right on all non whites because I'm a bit of a race fetishist but even then I barely get matches, proper blow to the JBW ego
>>202260610>latinasthat is white man
https://youtu.be/GgsKpFcZk50
>>202260615Did they not wanna cook the gammon fat?
>>202260701youre gay just accept it
you can't suffer in america
>>202260715
>>202260698Do you fucking see any bread?
Might order a halal snack pack for lunch
you absorb more nutrients out of greens if you eat them with a little fat
i need my balls sucked i mean dick. need my dick sucked
yea the boys
>>202260779You're going to absorb my fist in your chin if you don't shut up
>>202260779I melt a little butter on my salad greens
how do suppositories work? how does the pill digest? won't it fall out, and then you'll just be left with a pooey pill?
>>202260828your arse eats it
Eating limescale chips out of the kettle
>>202260765So true
>>202260770the edge of the gammon look a bit like a weird toasted bread crustand also a thick slice of ham with an egg on top sounds disgusting to me so I didn't want it to be thatthe chips and onion rings look nice though
>>202260828thats how youre supposed to eat it
>>202260809>2.98MB image No need for that is there
>>202260828only if you have an elastic john arsehole
with women it goes > asian = white >>> mena >latinas >>> indian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black = aboriginal this is simply true, you can disagree but that just makes you wrong
red rooster for tea
>>202260847>the chips and onion rings look nice though>Yay chippies and unnun ring!Hello literal child
and the days picture of the cute girl with black hair from OF?
interesting how bloated I was after eating those 6 triple cheeseburgers last night but now I look very skinny without even needing to shit, must have almost 100% effective digestive system which leaves no waste
>>202260828they break down fasthomofags can't use them, due to the fact that their anuses are crusted and busted due to years of subhuman faggotry
>>202260863hwo fucking cares
>>202260880l0l
>>202260863This except white>asian
>>202260880hello mum
6 triple cheeseburgers bit much
>>202260858secret australian
mena > latinas > the rest
>>202260917Kys cunt
biting into a raw potato
new>>202260859>>202260859>>202260859
>>202260863I disagree but I know I'm right> mena = white >>> >latinas >>> indian >>> asian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black = aboriginal
>>202260930the peas also look nice ok are you happy now I like peasthe salad is sad though I can't cope with that measly amount of mesclunridiculous
