so tell me about yourself, anon edish
WMIF threads on /gif/... yesssss...
and the black haired cute OF?
who the /badman/ here
>>202260859no, why is your hair parting so severe and your arms so stubby?
>>202260941>Rating Indians over AsiansSimply not possible
men'ul how the only people who wear football jerseys are midldle-aged porkies
>>202260963I'm the bad guy (duh)
love 'slawunfortunately, many places make it too sweet so i'm left to my own devices
splenda tastes nice if you mix it with sugar bit useless
well since I dropped out of school I check out tit picture on the internet and make racial slurs to provoke autistic kids. Sometimes I get groceries with my bike
Bro is eating an entire bowl of coleslaw...
>>202260965
romantically shagging my hand with candles all round the room and my bed covered in rose petals
not sure why anyone would eat coleslaw when potato salad exists
>>202260983nothing more embarassing than a grown man wearing a jerseythen i saw soccerfags wear a full game uniform
replying to someone with the letters "kys" is actually illegal
>>202261011Yes I agree, one would have to be retarded to rate as such
>>202261037How large is your phallus
having a gotrying my best
>>202261056Kentuckys
love a bit of slaw me, it's tasty and healthy and goes well with everything
>>202261056keep yourself safe
>>202261061gay
>>202261037just imagined you running around your bedroom while pushing candlesticks into and out of your closed fist
how to make a flamethrower to kill these fruit flies
https://www.blacktowhite.net/media/scouse_slut_with_black_cock_-mp4.301890/Irish Diaspora girl
summat I aint had in a literal decadea fucking saveloy
>>202261103show us your arse
>>202260519just don't bring pork
king crabs and hermit crabs aren't real crabs
how to make carbon monoxide gas
>>202261131gormless slag
>>202261147You're not a real person
>>202261113the trick is to not be a disgusting slob and to empty your bins once in a blue moon
>>202260965attractive indians are more attractive than attractive asians, also closer to whites. most SEA women are like a different race in my eyes whereas mena/indian/latina are just browner versions of my own race, usually with good fat distribution and nice lips too
>>202261113I think you're supposed to kill them with a mixture of vinegar and detergent or something like that
>>202261118Fucking freak.
>>202260963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0VE_66QM3c
>>202261131Irish Diaspora face
The plan today is to paint the living room and go on a walk and see my grandad and then dread toil and drink some tinnies to sleep
was looking at pictures of naked ladies now my knobule has a lobule on
>>202261131
>>202261161im going to make carbon monoxide gas to do them
too late for brekkerstoo early for lunchwhat an absolute state I've found myself in
don't tell lies about crabs
>>202261157
as someone who doesnt drink alcohol, ginger ale is goated
wonder if i could die from being in this room too long with all the farts
>>202261204Why don't you drink alcohol? How do you cope with the misery of life?
>as someone who
>>202261186*snaps it in half*
>>202261177have to clean my flat before rentberg inspects it next week then going to whack something in the slow cooker to scran with the red zone at 6pm desu
don’t like how competitive live is
>>202261225i gave up drinking when i discovered opioids, they're way better
>>202261225my dad drank/drinks a lot and i always though it was lame as fuck.im not against drinking, will have a (single) beer/whatever with a meal, but im never going to drink can after can.
mad how hundred of companies sell t-shirts but they're always dog shit in some way
i dont like grey squirrels
I do like grey squirrels
are pakis MENA?
>>202261263your a gay squirrel
Grey squirrels have good food btw
>>202261262t shirts are a psyop for normaldrones
>>202261301only for you
need to go backpacking through Thailand at least ONCE before I die or grow too old
>>202261261Does not answer my question
>>202261293nomiddle east begins at sinai of egypt and ends at iran
>>202261293Pakis are MEN'A go back
I feed walnuts and apples to squirrels and they like that
>>202261315what else do you wear to the gym?
>>202261327Become too cliche now I’d rather go to burma
>>202261329yes it does
watching the top gear africa special
my fellow reds, we must let in more grey squirrels to our forests
>>202261324b-baka.... o/////o
on the 1st im going to buy the E numbers they used to put in Ribena fruit shoots with my jobseekers money. then after drinking loads of it ill inject the juice into berries and feed them to grey squirrels so they die
>>202261356more like bummabet your arsehole is so wide by this point it could double-up as a cupholder
>>202261344I don’t wear a t shirt in the gym
Scrantoil
>>202261356Heaven forbid one does something cliché
>>202261344
>>202261374TONIGHTRICHARD GETS BLACKED
>>202261400that looked nice but i saw your flag and you are going to get tapeworms
>>202261400what type of 'za is this?
>>202261400Mental how you post this disgusting orc food thinking it's a flex
>>202261412RIGHT THAT'S IT*grabs you by the scruff of your neck and throws you head-first into the runt cage*
>>202261400looks very italian
>>202261365Sorry Does not answer my questions
hot, rough, sweaty, passionate, all-consuming, sex with an asian woman.
giving the grey squirrels citalopram and left-rotated citalopram so their dicks stop working
>>202261400Africa inna we soul, but a Jah inna we heartIt is of importance fi I 'n' I gatherIf we cannot show now a balance a we yardHow do we propose then to carry it abroadCannot go to Ethiopia and you nuh have a plan
>>202261400looks like those fucking xen alien trampoline things from half life 1
>>202261428Prosciutto. It's imported so if I get sick blame italy
what type of people go to board game cafes?seems like it'd be fun, but then again, i've only really played the mainstream family stuff like monopoly. are they welcoming to newcomers?
wonder if it affects a child's development whether the mother or the father is the strict parent
>>202261475The neck beard and blue hair crew
>>202261475reckon the smell wouldn't be welcoming for newcomers
if you were an indian or a paki or a somalian do you think you would accept a shit life over there or try to weasel your way into the uk to be a doleman or a deliveroo driver?
>>202261488not my prob
>>202261512dunno, that's trying to understand the mindset of a sea sponge, they're non-cognitive as far as i'm concerned
>>202261475pretty sure it's less old school legit nerds and more poser redditor rick and morty types these days
Agatha Christies birthday
you have to use the internet to shag birds nowadays
>>202261512do I still have the same moral/ethical compass I have now, or is replaced?
>board game cafesand i thought barcades were the ultimate soy spot
>>202261552but i'm on the internet all day everyday and i haven't shagged any birds
>>202261561Brits love board games
off to boots to buy some clay for my hair anyone want owt?
scranning a pickled onion
>>202261512regardless of how grim delivering for justeat looks here it has to be better than living in a shitting street in india
>>202261553hmmyes youre still you (a civilised white man) but in their body
>>202261561great place to meet a chubby goth gf
>>202261561You're a programmer, can't really be calling anyone else soy
cologne ads now!
>>202261571state probably honestly the least entertaining medium to have ever existed
>>202261488strict fathers are good but strict mothers are catastrophic
any /toxic relationship with the rents/ man inmy sister just informed me that mumstein is annoyed because we are chilling in our respective rooms ...we are both grown-ups
blud's putting mud on his trim
last board game i played was axis and allies back in highschool with my friends
sex with anime
shoot fireworks at grey squirrels until fireworks day gives them flashbacks
Scrapping the single occupancy council tax discount would be fucking insane. It wouldn't bankrupt me but it would be a ridiculous thing, considering the council can't fix the broken lamppost I've already reported to them. I get nothing out of council tax yet if the October budget is as bad as people predict then I'll be paying even more of it for no reasonCouncil tax should be times by the number of people living in a house. I'll be paying the same council tax as a house with a dozen pakis if this happens
>>202261609have you and your sister ever passionately kissed?
>>202261586I'd probably try and weasel my way over here, but only if I were able to be an accountant or doctor or some sort of skilled worker - I wouldn't want to throw myself on the mercy of the dole or some sort of low income job.
mixing my protein powder with lucozade sport orange was an absolute game changer
>>202261609mumstein was complaining earlier and i asked her to cut it out because she was putting me on edge and then she got all sniffy and acted like i'd just confessed to shitting in her pillow case
>>202261512yh my most leftwing inclination is that in their shoes I'd probably try and do the samebut it's not the individuals I have a problem with per se
>>202261655what game?
do squirrel vietnam
>>202261666board games
>>202261647>Council tax should be times by the number of people living in a house. I'll be paying the same council tax as a house with a dozen pakis if this happensPakis and leftards rioted over that with the poll tax
>brits love board gameslool piss off you grotty runt and take your fucking monopoly with you
league of legends was the equivalent to going to the pub for me. it was an excuse for my friend group to get together and chat. no one really care about the game, but we werent going to hop on a skype call and just talk to each other. that'd be gay, or something.
got my poo stained dressing gown on
>>202261656realising how mentally undeveloped my family is is a harrowing part of getting older
>EU flags are confiscated from Last Night of the Proms concert-goers under strict rules banning 'protest or hatred' Wheyyy
>>202261702You don't love anything, diego
>>202261656get her agged-shay
>>202261703yeah this but dota. just chatting with the lads. we mostly lived far apart so it was decent
woke mind migrats
wank and a nap time for em
yes lads get in saturday night lets get the cluedo out
>>202261719Good, about time those retards got told to fuck off
mother, I'm migrating to Britain for the weather and beautiful women, goodbye mother
always hilarious when some gimp at a party or something tries to get people to play the board game he brought with him when people are obviously just there to drink and talk to each other etc.
At least 3 rats in my garden now. The poison hasn't worked yet. Fat rat bastards. I hate them. Might go to B&Q and get more traps, poison, and deterrents.
>>202261756As if you have a group of lad-friends
>>202261756screamjng
>>202261674yh
>>202261777The shit they sell at B&Q is literally a waste of money when it comes to getting rid of rats You need a gun or at least a decent BB gun
>>202261789they look exactly the same age
>>202261703people wonder why the younger generation arent as much into drinking and going out, etc... this is the reason why. free to play games are much more engaging and cheaper than sitting around a table at a pub drinking £5+ pints.really, they should encourage LAN parties at pubs or something.
>>202261805whats this type of squirrel called? the name has a hyphen in it
>>202261767How many times has that happened for you to witness then
god keeps giving me second chances at life and I arse it up everytime
>>202261767kek this except when it's some troonlord masculinimus suicidus and wants us to call him a she/her
>>202261803be quiet you foul ape
ana 3am bfakker eb2a ana wyak leik leh 3am ta3mel hek w ana 3am bfakker 7obbak weinak leik hek, hek bta3mel hek
oh mother i can feel the soil falling over my head ohhohohoohoh
wish schizos weren't attracted to this general
>>202261835was just saying this down endor
leftypol packing his guess who football edition for his mates stag party
>>202261819>this is the reason why.No it isn't you stupid twat
"Rorke not too good at the job game - at least he get sto keep his jobseekers"
>>202261822black giant
>>202261829How many times has that happened for you to witness then
>>202261854screemang
>>202261863yes it is
>>202261824like twice in my entire life that i can remember tbf
diego
gargling some brine so fruit flies dont go in my mouth while im napping
I love squirrel
>>202261833*poos in my hand and flings it at your head*
>>202261850I think you vastly overestimate the schizos here
Morning team. Had a tea, some apricot wheats cereal and now having a black coffee.
>>202261905it wasnt black-giant these squirrels are cute too. sort of ottermode squirrel
it's common to call shitposters schizos now
>>202261903make a fruit fly trap
>>20226187084 times
just spent 20 minutes trying to iron a shirt
>>202261949gross!>>202261946sad
Would you lads eat this if it were vastly cheaper than meat? It tastes near enough the same
>>202261931Do you have an ethnic preference in men to date?
spaffing all over the obituaries page in the newspaper
>>202261958can iron a shirt but cant shirt an iron as my old dad used to say
fuck me, proper got the squits this morning
>>202261931are these posts what you want to say in your head to your actual work colleagues but you're ostracised for being a freak so we're the next best thing?
non schizo posters are boring
>>202261969not going to pretend i'd spit it out on principle alone, if the taste is convincing then sure
>>202261978you belong in a gas chamber
>>202261969not a fan of the burgers but the meatballs are good
>>202261969I like burgers or fish fingers made of vegetables. Aka vegetable burgers or vegetable fingers. I don't like meat alternatives like Quorn though.
>>202261991
Likely a portmanteau of squirt and shit.
>>202261969noit's not nearly nutritious enough
>>202262007nigga eating woke meatballs
having a squizz
cd rom up the arse
>>202261969>It tastes near enough the sameFor highly processed shite like nuggets and extremely poor quality sausages maybeOther than that, no
New year at uni starting soon. Can't wait to get stuck in.
>>202261969no. i dont scrimp on food.
processed food is bad yet they want us to eat fake processed meat? i dont get it.
the best part about meatballs?
spiderberg hasn't moved since last night
>>202262053Will you have sex?
>>202262053gonna have a melty again and start lightly scratching your forearms with a dull pencil sharpener 'blade'
black power
hes breaking out of the matrix
>>202262068get him fed
i think if you're going to be vegetarian you should do it properly and only eat vegetables
>>202262053hope you get stuck in a meat grinder
>>202262054throw another scrimp on the barbie
ra7 akl mango lassi w samosa
>>202262098ok
>>202262098And cheese and milk
>>202261777My cat killed the rats that appeared in my garden. I was so proud. He doesn't hurt birds but he automatically knew to kill the rats
>>202262027yes
does anything know of anything genuinely life-changing? a book or perhaps a drug?
>>202262125plapper
>>202262125you can tell he got a big taste of chocolate there
>>202262125disturbing
rorke eating mossballs and saying they taste the same as meatballs
>>202262133cannabis and British national socialism
fuck me, proper got the scruits* this morning*likely a portmanteau of scrimp and squit.
>>202262112cease your brownspeak at once before i have to step in
>>202262168cutebelle delphine with tits
>>202262133krokodil
got called a woke nigger
arab gf
>>202262125funny how there are levels to being fat and once you gain enough mass they all transmogrify to look the same
keep fucking clicking on that advert that takes you to some mong's spotify playlist
>>202262211yes!
>>202262216this nigga not using an adblock in 2024
is Get Out a good film or is it just yanks making fun of white people for 90 minutes
>>202262216what a funny thing to get an ad for haha just wants to share the tunes!!
>>202262228i'm participating in the internet
>>202262241slop
why would house prices going down be such a bad thing? you shouldn't be buying a house as an investment, anyway. it's to have a roof over your head.and if the value of your house goes up, it doesn't really mean anything because every other house will have gone up in value, too.you bought a two-bed for 200k and now it's 300k, and now you're thinking of selling it to move of the housing ladder? well, the three-bed that was 300k is now 400k. so, you haven't really achieved anything.
watch me SWOOCE right in
>>202262241its a literal bbc cuckold film about a family who kidnap black men so they can steal their superior bodies
6 triple cheeseburger arse splitter happening right now, not sure why it’s burning
>>202262133power of now eckhart tolle
blanks (black yanks)
gn /brit/. i hope i wake up in good time
>>202262282roar
any killas in da jungle man in?
>>202262264Ah yes... "hybrid vigour" in full display
>>202262241don't knowsomeone said it was meant to make fun of white people who worship negroesbut i don't watch movies from racists
having a koka noodle pot curry flavour for the runt lunch
>>202262241It's a genuinely good horror movie and surprised me because I thought it was going to be total woke hogwash.
>>202262316and whats for your runt tea?
https://youtu.be/TiiMvl5OCAY
>>202262257house values on matter to those who own houses they dont live in, i.e. landlords, investors, etc. who can influenced govt policy
>>202262282nice
>>202262282whanks
>>202262296read this in a swedish meatball chef accent eni hjillas in da yoongul man een?lmaoo
>>202262264mad how those 1950s conservatives were bang on the money
piano cunt next door playing his piano again
woke mind virus taking control of my feeble goy mind and forcing me to buy pod noodles
>>202262241good movie
>>202262356>pod noodles
playing my piano
>pod noodles
>>202262127wish i had a cat. a neighbour cat was sat on the fence the other day watching the rats but did nothing.
history will not look kindly upon enoch powellnot because he was wrong, but because he failed
>>202262398bizarre image
post 30 black inventions
>>202262277Tolle is one step away from some redditor's video essay on stoicism
tomboys.
>>202262417the female orgasm
I too need pot noodlesexcept the buldak ones
>>202262398I pull Nigel's same expression when seeing one of these things in the street
>>202262419not even vaguely related mate
>>202262417The safari
>>202262398rorke and his missus
>>202262417CopilotUsingthe webSent by Copilot:Here are some notable inventions by Black inventors:Street Mailbox: Invented by Philip Downing, this design included an outer door and an inner safety door to prevent mail theft.Potato Chips: Created by George Crum, who accidentally invented them while trying to appease a dissatisfied customer.Gas Mask: Developed by Garrett Morgan, this device provided fresh oxygen to firefighters by filtering out smoke.Blood Bank: Charles Richard Drew discovered a method to separate and store blood components, leading to the first blood bank123. (the name for)
I had one cider last night and woke up a bit hungover. My tolerance for alcohol is gone mate.
>>202262427She's got her tits half out mate, that's not a tomboy
Fully expect to see UK adopt emigration controls by end of the decade
>>202262427Literally just looks like me but with a pair of tits
>>202262451very interesting thanks
>>202262398he a real nigga
>>202262461my tolerance for your shite posts never existed
>>202262451You’re right! Charles Richard Drew didn’t invent the blood bank itself, but he made significant contributions to the field of blood storage and transfusion. He developed improved techniques for blood storage and organized the first large-scale blood banks during World War II. His work laid the foundation for modern blood banking and transfusion practices.
when i was at uni we were allowed to smoke indoors as long as we opened the window
>>202262494ok grandad, tell us about 9/11
women never say "mate"
>>202262494fantastic story now lets get you back to bed grandad
>>202262419>stoicismwhat's wrong with this?
>>202262461>matehowling whenever I hear your lispy groomer fag voice try to sound like a lad
fookin gob a shite this place
I'm back y'all, and I'm black y'all
making angry bird sounds in my stinking childhood bedroom
been doing ket since 2am (when i woke up)
>>202262451Philip B. Downing is often credited with inventing a type of street letter box, which he patented in 18911. However, he wasn’t the first to invent a mailbox. The concept of a mailbox had been evolving over time with various contributions from different inventors.For example, Albert Potts patented a
>>202262465what north korea style? we need more people to leave mate lol that's not going to happen
Mark needs to drink 10 bokkles before feeling the effects
>>202262563>>202262563>>202262563
I think more of use should use the informal term of address (mate)
>>202262507didn't know about it until the next day at school because i was playing wwf no mercy
>>202262516Everyone knows about it so it's not edgy enough.
shut it
just got the ick
