autumn>>202254271
I want to have a conversation with someone that thinks they can take on an elephant
>>202268795i beat all of them up to the gorilla
>you will never experience fall in the idaho panhandlewhy even live bro
>>202268917that sounds like a very attainable vacation friend. never say never
>>202268917buy a plane ticket and go visit?autumn is practically the only time worth visiting the americas anyway
any other insomniacs itt
>>202268917I get autumn in the Pontiac which mogs everywhere else on earth
>>202269032I used to live in Ottawa-Gatineau and fall was absolutely fucking incredibleshame it only lasts like two weeks. I'm in HK, it's 35 with 100% humidity and I want to kms
>>202269002Yeah. Fuck it man I think I'm just gonna not sleep today
freedom aint free
sexo com gringos negros
>>202269178It is true it doesn't last longThis year we might have an extended one but there are so many fucking tourists that it isn't as nice and peaceful Why did you leave?Funnily enough I wanted to leave Ottawa for Hong Kong ten years ago when I was starting grad school
Im a worthless motherfucker
okay, well, i'm very upset now. having to really restrain myself from just... "Mt. Me"-ing about everything. don't ask, i won't say anyway. i hate gossip.
>>202269622you're valuable to us
i need an indian sidekick
trump is gonna win in a landslide
>>202269891how come?
>>202269554tb.h I felt like I was forced to leave because Canada lacked opportunity. Idk most of friends back home in Canada are barely scraping by, either still living with roommates in their 30s, making absolutely trash salaries or extremely underemployed for their qualifications. The salaries and opportunities there are just overall incredibly sad and barren. probably would have killed myself if I were still a software engineer working at a coffee shop at 30.>Funnily enough I wanted to leave Ottawa for Hong Kong ten years ago when I was starting grad schoolAh, I'm just here on a business trip. But if you want to visit or live in HK, now is probably the time before it just becomes another generic chinese city.
>>202270282You, you got what i need
>>202270282look at these guys. can you believe we just give this away? lol our premiere export.
my 3 day ban is over
>>202270338BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND
>>202269798i personally would like an eastern european or subsaharan african sidekick
>>202270327Sounds about right I managed to get a well paying job and have my own house and hope to have a family soon but most of my friends are fucked like you've said >now is the time I wish, but I don't have the time or money to travel to Asia yet
Confess
only standup video games with time pilot all have street fighter on them. i don't even like street fighter that much, i always lose. and that's for five-hundred dollars!
just pictured my ex spending her weekend with another man in her bedfeeling sick to my stomach i wanna throw up
>>202270511I still think cum town is funny and go back to listen to episodes I've heard maybe three or four times already
>>202270616Cum Town was funny, I will never forgive Jeff Bezos for making them split
>>202270741How was it his fault?
God really hated me yesterday >accidently road over dogshit on my new bicycle>went to the park and accidently stepped on dogshit >went to burger king and they were out of the food i wanted>dog accidently crushes my balls while he was jumping on to my bed
>>202270511I travelled into Canada for two days with the sole intention of working, not sightseeing.
>>202270838>went to burger king and they were out of the food i wantedYou even almost ate dogshit
>>202270939better than wendys or mcdonalds
going to go outside for a minute. just need to feel the sun, maybe say hey to the lady who usually smokes this time.
I wonder what life is like for flat girls in Brazil
Why is cum so dead
>>202270432Yeah, you're quite fortunate then. I'm just happy my parents are well off so I don't have to worry about them so much now that I'm far away from home.I would like to go back home at some point when the country no longer feels like a meet grinder though. I miss my friends, family and the nature a lot. But there's just no way when you're competing for a dwindling supply of practically everything.Anyway, best wishes for your future family anon. I do hope you get to travel to Asia at some point too.>>202270616Some of the old episodes were bangers.
>>2022713134chan is dying, zoomers and addicted to TikTok and InstagramEven in /pol/ and /v/ which are usually the fastest boards, threads stay up for days now
>>202271373banning /qa/ and causing a mass exodus of all the new blood didnt help either
>>202271353I hope this nation is revitalized soon and you can return Stay cool haha
back.
front.
Psychiatry has the least scientific evidence, the most corporate corruption, and the least amount of humility of any medical field. This can be explained by Psychiatry's long standing inferiority complex towards the rest of medicine, which leads to the ego overcompensating
>>202271996This post was shared by Scientology.Org(TM)
>>202271996i think i suck and i'm nervous all the time. what do i got?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joGhFOUK6KA
how the fuck was 2015 almost a decade ago?
>>202272374Because it's been nine years
>>202271996It can be explained by the fact the literal goal of psychiatry is mind control in one way or another.
it's actually easier to find a gf as an adult than it is to make friends
It's easier to smoke heroin and jack off all day than it is to make friends
eating a roast beef sammy from jersey mikesmight be one of the best sub sandwhiches ive ever had
no one smokes heroin
>>202272374bloodborne is almost 10 years old
int is so boring today
>>2022730164chan is dead
My favorite thing about women is their perfume
46 days left
>>202273170>Favorite thing about women is something that isn't part of them
back from church
>>202273367What did you learn
>>202273347I like their feet too
>>202273335A grocery store in my town already has boxes of chip bags stacked up for haloween near the entrance
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW(TO THE WINDOW)TO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAALL(TO THE WALL)TIL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BAWLS (MY BAWLS)ALLLLLLLLLLL THESE BITCHES CRAWL (CRAWL)AAWWWWWW SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA (MUTHAFUCKA)AWWWWWWW SKEET SKEET GODDAMN (A GODDAMN)
HiI want to meet North American boy(s) who will go with me on a hike deep into wild autumn forest and we'll live together in a small wooden cabin for a week, take care of our fire and hear the rain resonating on the roof and on the glass window panes.
nothing is right with me
>>202273616Hi, I'm a North American boy
>>202273616Serial killer craigslist ad
>>202273602
>>202273746Cool! Do you know how to hunt, fish or at least - forage? What are would be nice?>>202273772Serial killers are serial because they assault (seemingly) random victims and leave little to no traces to link the murders or to fetch a supposed profile of the perpetrator.
>>202274033>Do you know how to hunt, fish or at least - forage?Yep grew up in the country side >>202274033>What are would be nice?It would be nice spending time with you
>>202273602good post
>>202273421BasedWeird pic tho
>>202274168Whats weird about it
I know Kung Fu. Such a nice guy.
>>202274033They're called serial killers because they kill several times in series
>>202274118*areaI'm stupid....Do you know some cool places around you? I can recommend 49°25'31.1"N 21°30'36.2"E
i think my computer is being used for crypto mining
>>202272374we're not all gonna make it
had a dream that i bought a car.
hispanic heritage month
>>202275018I want to show you the cool places in person
>>202275246awesomesauce :D
>>202275170what car
>>202275416don't remember but it was from 2009, had around 27k miles on it, and cost about 10 grand. must've been a total piece of junk for that price lmao.
Welcome here, the squirrel-wheel beginsFasten the left hand beltsRemember not to think too muchAnd your trip will be numbingly pleasantFuck Satan
i miss my little shitbox
you never see a tinfoil swan anymore. it's a disgrace what's become of our country
>>202275906am i expected to know what the fuck that is
>>202275851there are at least 8 inches between the bottom of the thong and his dick. is the front of the thong on his gooch
>>202275901she cute
Just imagine the Chad white and jeet who killed the original Canadians. They. War heroes. Natives of today should be thankful, they would've been a hundred times worse off.
You have no idea how much I don't care about your boring ass personal life.
>>202276109the feeling is mutual
sex with alien cat
>>202274210Idk just looks weird
>>202275906People don't use foil as much anymore anyway >>202275976Yes the west has fallen etc
Maybe I’ll be tracer
I'm alive, the building didn't collapse.However, I need help, please, if anybody knows anything, give me at least a hint.I am planning to commit seppuku in 3.5 years, and need kaishakunin, someone who will chop my head off after harakiri. Where can I find such person? No one around me will take it seriously or understand.
>>202276529Join the army and zergrush to go out in style
>>202276529>going out with negative KD ratio>as Ukrainian in Ukrainefucking cringe3CY awaits YOV
I need a hobby.
>>202276529>>202276631>>202276984get out
>>202276529surrender so the world can go back to normal.
Why do Americans care so much about customer service? All I want a waiter to do in a restaurant is bring my meal, I couldn't give a toss about anything else.
>>202277211cooking
>>202277515That is legitimately poo on your plateThat is diarrhea
wendy's nuts
do y'all know howard
new minmax plan since no one wants to rent a room to me>save up for a van>live out of van>buy a scooter in case it breaks down>use showers at work>use ups store box for new address/ID and mail>install extra batteries and solar inverters for a hot plate and maybe a mini fridge i'll be saving about a grand extra each month by skipping rent, which'll add up in time, i'll likely use it for getting the car tuned up at first until i'm confident it won't die on me. there's a lot for sale around me, i'm thinking of an astro van because they're awd and look cooler than regular rapevans
>>202277211i recommend stalking random discord users on the internet
>>202277764Why did you stop green texting halfway through?
>>202277211guitar
>>202277838Soulless guitar
>>202277838nice sofa meemaw
>>202277838nice strat
>>202277831because i'm copy pasting it into my notes anyway and don't care about how it reads as i'll be reformatting it into a check list. any opinions on my plan thoughever?
>>202277764Idk my brother but that sounds like complete horseshit to do longterm also you’ll probably get mugged or some shit
streamfu just went live
>>202277838Hecho en Mexico
>>202277403I don't even want that, I used to go to an old school deli where you would write your order on a piece of paper and hand it to a cook. that's the ideal.
zendaya is so hot
>>202278341the mim fenders are really nice. mexicans know how to build a guitar
>>202278561here they go again.
>>202278602i use he/him pronouns
A cute asian gril on the table next to mine is watching a pewdiepie stream
>>202278253it's not long term though, i'm just paying off debt and saving up for a down payment on a house. maybe a year at the max but likely around 8 months i'd say
>>202278157>>202278751i used to live out of my car for a while and it's not that bad. just park outside your work if that's possible and use their utilitiesi imagine it'd be a lot more comfortable with van too
LOLhttps://youtu.be/cQqR1hYV-ys
not having sex is putting a toll on my mental health
imagine living in brazil and not having sex
QUICKNAME AN ANIMAL THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER I
>>202279190fake news
>>202279190>>202279256no it's real check the news
>>202279204igloo
>>202279204ibex
>>202279204Ibex
>>202279204Iguana
wtf they just tried to assassinate trump again
damn
>>202279598they're gonna keep trying, too
>>202279598>>202279617Find it crazy no one tried before now
>>202268716Time to play Saria's song.
>>202279647they didn't have to try in 2020 they just rigged it and figured he'd go away and biden would get 2024 as well
Ellis Island Hall had a "viewing gallery."If you were bored on Saturday you could go down there and spectate, look at the all the strange and colorful foreigners in the "pens" below.
>shots in his vicinity NOTHINGburger
>>202279304I just did. It said that two men near Trump's golf course in Florida were firing at each other. Trump himself was not involved at all.
What is a nonalcoholic version of single malt scotch with the same taste and flavor and effects on the mind?
>>202280028heroin
>>202279766Do you not remember the derangement in 2015-2016 leading up to the election? Leftypol was literally calling him Hitler, etc., I'm surprised some antifa nutcase didn't try and dome him before. Not like guns are hard to come by in the states.
>>202279986some people are saying it was that and others are saying some guy approached from a distance with an ak-47
>>202280150>Leftypol was literally calling him Hitlerno no you're think of JD Vance
>>202280150Some bong did try in 2016, and another nut rushed the stage
>>202279686for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEkq3Ro_M80&t=2426sit's my study music
>>202280239Ah maybe I just forgot
>>202271004not better than going hungry for a day
Listening to non-American liberals talk about America makes me feel like a Japanese guy listening to a weeaboo talk about Japan.
>>202275851quintessentially british post
>>202280348to be fair, the bong who tried to kill Trump was SO incompetent he didn't remotely get close to doing so. His plan was to distract a cop, grab his pistol out of the locking holster and then shoot trump real quick before the cop subdued him.
>crave wings>order wingstop for the first time in months>pick it up, bring it home, open it up>mfw I realize I accidentally ordered the glorified chicken nuggets instead of the wings
last time i made a comment on this subject i got banned
>>202280543i think chicken nuggets are shit ngl
>have an experience>'this experience makes me feel like something i've never experienced'>
>>202280577you're shit
i think i am sick
Is Nevada a nice state to live in?
I think we should bring the economic miracle of Haitian migration to Haiti.
>>20228062450 mg zinc twice a day til symptoms subside
i should buy a rifle
Carnita asada en la sierra papa!Ya se armo!
>>202280641no I wouldn''t live there but it is fun to visit every few years
>>202280702Anderson complete AR15s for $375 rn
You guys ever wake up and wish you were Elon Musk
>>202280814i want a 5.45 doe
>>202280841that's retarded doe
I don’t need gunsI want love
>>202280913i love you
national day, death to mexico, I love my state but I hate all the others, especially the capital city.
>>202280848aks look cooler than ars, simple as
>>202280913I need a better gun I only have a .22 with no bullets.
>>202281018yet you have neither and i have bothcurious
>>202281001how do mexicans feel about mexico (the state)?
>Breaking from @KristenhCNN and @JohnMillerCNN: "Officials believe the shots fired at Trump International Golf Club were intended for former President Donald Trump, according to sources familiar on the matter."
>>202281051i have a 308 battle rifle but its 2hefty
>>202281076many hate them, almost everything that is done in this country only affects them, the good and the bad, like that new law about abolishing private property only affects them lol
they're saying someone approached trump when he was golfing with an ak
I have a functioning penis
why was trump golfing with an AK?
>>202281171same
>>202281152who golfs with an ak?
Kids these days with their Fortnite, their Overwatch and their Valorant.Back in my day, we have real games like Doom, Quake, Unreal, Half-Life, Counterstrike and Team Fortress.
>>202281171have you tried using it?
>>202281214someone who's targeted
>>202281259Yes it’s very capable
>>202281112what persuasion
>>202280503Oh now I do remember lmfao
speaking of ars, the fucking army no longer wants to give transport permits for ar15 style rifles but ruger mini's are fine and any semi auto rifle just not ar 15, I don't understand that logic.
>>202281343looks like that but shittier
>>202281244i'd love to go back to counterstrike but it's filled with cheaters
>>202281472TF2 also, last time I played was bot city
>Initial reports suggested two people were firing at each other. However, sources said investigators now believe the Secret Service agent was the only shooter.
>>202281244Don't remind me
>>202281448it's not sp*rterized is it?
>>202281569no i live in a free state, i just mean shittier in terms of construction, the receiver welds are sloppy, no carrying handle, etc. i just want something lighter because last time i was patrolling for trespassers and wendigos my arms were fucking dying after
>>202281506when was the last time you played. they cleaned up the bots a few months ago
yeah i'm thinkin it's time to masturbate
>>202281788tell this to your grandmother, then report back to us.
i aint got no yous
Cummiggas is so young that they grandma still alive
Damn, almost 200. things are looking up
>>202282036one of my grandmas died two weeks ago
>>202282342how is this possible? did you declare bankruptcy or something?
Olivia Rodriguez needs my penis
>>202282535im just really good
good afternoon
>>202282536I wish I knew how to play that riff from Deja Vu
>>202273335>>202268716i literally look like this
anyone else feeling a little blue
>>202282734not so far today nowhat's got you feeling blue anon
>>202282734I'll take an edible in a bit and then I'll be alright
i would say ornery is the feeling that characterizes my life lately
>>202282771addict behavior
>>202282773for me it's trepidatious i think
I know helmets are cool or whatever but I simply can't imagine looking like this in public
Are civic nationalists retarded?
>>202282799well, there's worse things to be addicted to$90 a month habit, not too shabbyyes it is copeyes sobriety is ultimately betterI've quit smoking at least, the edibles are tougher to kick
>>202282536I still haven’t recovered from the fact that she has 0 LatinX blood
never votednever willno such thing as a good politicianshrimple as
fuck joseph smith
>>202282905you're telling me a shrimp cast this ballot?
I wanna dieAte too muchWish I could make it undone
>>202282877>quit smokingget a dry herb vape, cleaner high than smoking, uses very little weed, and easier to manage your high than edibles
>no I won't vote for the politician who took a bullet twice for me, instead I'll vote for the one who sucked dicks to get where she is today
>>202268716We NEED another edizione piccolissima
>>202283067he aint the first nigga to catch a bullet that was meant for me
>>202283110shut up grant
>>202283059but I don't want a manageable high.I want to get blasted all day for $10 a pop.I only take them on my days off anyway, a pen would steer me in the wrong direction from quitsville.
>>202282877just stop, it's not like benzos or alcohol where you can literally die from going cold turkey. yeah you'll be irritable, yeah you'll be restless, but after a week your body readjusts to natural dopamine production and you're back to normal. your mind can produce all those positive feelings you associate with weed without actually needing to use it. learn proper stress management, determine why you feel the need to use in the first place, eliminate said source, and you're home free
>>202283300>determine why you feel the need to use in the first placeabsolutely loathe people that think all drug usage has a causespoiler alert: drugs feel good and feeling good is fun
>>202283345Textbook addict cope
I've never been to a job interview where they were like "oh yes i was expecting you". theyre either like "oh shit i forgot" or "what the fuck are you talking about"
DUDE
>>202283345living a fulfilling life feels better
>>202283387my favorite is "oh awesome take a seat I'll be right with you" and then waiting 20 minutes
being a paranoid slug and smoking 10 times a day is so fun bro it makes food taste better
im back
>>202283409I make a comfortable salary from home while I smoke weed and play video games on work hours, travel when I want to, and am pursuing my own business in my free timedrugs don't stop you from a fulfilling life, you do
>>202283453i look like that>>202283463welcome back
being a manchild is a fulfilling empowered life chuddie reddit said so
>>202283531wanna compare net worth? we can see who the manchild is :)
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>202283571i am going to do this very soon i'm tired
>>202283300it's about a week in between my doses as is lmao.but it's never as simple as it seems, mister armchair psychologist man.I feel the need to use marijuana because I've been consuming it almost daily since 19. the monotony of life is difficult to enjoy without it. I don't take it because I'm stressed, I take it because I'm bored.right, "get some hobbies", "get some friends", and I've got them, but the fact is I just like them a hell of a lot better when I'm high.I've gone months on end without using and the craving never really goes away.could I quit again? yeah. but deep down I don't really want to, because I like it too much. the fact that it's comparatively harmless relative to harder drugs (even alcohol) makes it all the easier to justify my continued usage. and that's the toughest part, even when I want to quit I don't really want to quit.
>akchually im a billionaire who smokes weed and plays vidya all day also I could quit tomorrow if I wanted to but I don’t sorry gotta go my wife and daughter just called
>>202283585enjoy your cuppa
thinking of getting another pair of fjallraven pants
Mature adults who smoke weed don't talk about smoking weed. If you do it just keep it to yourself.
>>202283726>make blanket statement blaming drugs for unfulfillment>get proven wrong>"erm just stop talking about :////"faggot
My friend says smoking weed is one of his main hobbies. Is doing drugs or drinking considered a hobby these days?
neighbor is a lardass
didn't used to like weed but one day after a long day at the wagecage my wife's boyfriend let me try some of those dank nugs and i've been hooked sincemight become a budtender after i retire from my cushy tech job
I love when brown women dye their hair blonde
>>202283769>everyone I disagree with is the same person>>202283785no its not a hobby lol
>>202283833for me? it's black hair
>>202283846yeah I'm sure it's a coincidence (You) stopped replying when net worth got brought up
>>202283833looks like shit
>>202283621i smoked daily for 10 years, then off and on for another 4, that's why i feel strongly about the subject. it's legal for a reason, learning to regulate your emotions and creating the same euphoric feeling through meditation is a lot better than relying on a drug to enjoy social situations. having to get high to enjoy someone's company just sounds like they aren't good company to begin with to me. everyone is different doe, which is why i'll just shut up about it now
>>202283879You’re so rich and a cool weed smoker I wanna be like you when I grow up
im just saying would a woman rather have an alcoholic husband or a pothead husband the alcoholic husband would yell at her for burning dinner but the pothead husband would eat it and be happy and want to cuddle
>>202283793Stop talking about me
>>202283997it's not you
>>202283833I love it when white women get blonde highlights
>antiweed troll is a christcuckpottery
Should I leave this country? Where should I go? No brown shitholes
>>202284123Japan!
>>202284123argentina
>>202284123mexico
>>202284123go to siberia
>>202284123The Philippines
>>202284123Australia
>>202284123Italy or maybe Ireland
>>202284033based
when people call them voices it's schizowhen people call them ancestral spirits it's woke and third eye
>>202281343Damn, you should shoot up a school with that
Everybody listenVoices, in my head
>>202284349They told me hearing voices was okay and it wasn't schizophrenic behavior unless you can understand what they're saying
>>202284349my inner monologue never stops talking to meit can feel like schizophrenia sometimes even though I know it's not
>>202284033
I just realized that I have spent like 5k on streamers but not a single dollar on any charity in my country of poor people, am I going to hell?
being a mature adult is when you have the most goypaper, that's why Elon Musk is such a mature guy
>>202284538>goypaperthe what?
>>202281148is that the big reason you guys hate mexico city, they just pass laws for themselves and fuck everyone else? or just different culture?
>>202284538goypaper lol
>>202284499no, you're just retarded and retards are exempt from divine punishment
>>202284403>hearing tongues is normalyou're unironically possessed
>>202284576>they just pass laws for themselves and fuck everyone else? or just different culture?is both, the country's resources are only used with them, the other states are left to their own luck., that's why there is war in more than half of the country at the moment and the central government doesn't give a damn about it.
>>202284693todavía no hay agua en Monterrey?
>>202284761ese rancho se inundo
>>202284774lol, from none to all of it
Bought some frozen French fries ngl. Just realized I don't have Ketchup and it's fucking POURING outside. What do?
>>202284838use mayonnaise, the patrician's fry condiment.
Next op better be a piccolo edition or imma riot
>>202284885>>202284885>>202284885
>>202284874or lime and pepper
>>202284876sorry
