'or so i've heard' edition>>202268716previous
This is the longest we've gone without a ratpedo post
Are we fucking Mexico at this point, how many fucking assassination attempts are we going to have
women be like "uuuggghhhh, losing weight is hard!!!" while Im losing at least 2 lbs with every bowel movement
https://files.catbox.moe/vuxu6l.mp4 This video just had me in tears idk had to watch it ten times in a row fuggin hilarious
>>202284955what happened now?
>>202284955mejico at least gets the job done, these are just cringe attempts to pass more gun laws
i see hot momma
>>202284874>>202284913>>202284945I don't dig mayo on fries ngl. I do have some Mcdonalds ketchup packets from who knows when. I hope they're still good
>>202284955it wasnt an assassination attempt, it was just florida nogs venting their socioeconomic difficulties
>>202285004you might be the most brainrotted 40 year old alive
>>202284999are you okay
time to dump all my garbage at walmart again because l refuse to pay for the republic trash monopoly
>>202285115what? I take big dumps
>>202285069are you retarded or what? fbi just said it was one
>>202285183>what appears to bealso>trusting glowies
>>202285144that just seems like a loti have a little 2 pound dumbbell im picking up and i can't imagine that
i've only given money to one streamer and it's because i watch them almost every day
>>202285121do you have to pay a subscription for the truck to pick up your garbage?
>>202285183the fbi never said that
it's crazy how erotic male feet are
>>202285207why are you imagining fondling anon's poop? are all women like this?
>>202285214my excuse is that they used spells to get money from me (talk nice to me).
>>202285252*FemaleBut yes
>>202285214
>>202285252no they are not, they are full of hairs and calluses.
>>202285246yes, and republic has unironically taken over the entire nation's trash disposal. it's quite annoying, l want to support little guys not union mobsters and jews
>>202285254just dont worry about it i don't know why i continued that line of questioning go back to what you were doing
Don't know what I want to eat today
>>202285383beef
>>202285383get a pizza
>>202285397Had it yesterday
>>202285367fair enough, i'm actually about to go get a meal deal from mcdicks, i got a craving for some mayo fries now
i'm going to have to resort to plan B.i think i'm going to go to their store and throw some guinea peppers in there to fuck them up magically.i'm also doing the coconut curse again on tuesday for that mars planetary influence.
based mexicans tormenting the gay pedo
>>202285451the devil's coconut did not work?
>>202285340hairy male feet is sexy. especially when they're super fucking musky
>>202285451arriba mejico pinche gringo de mierda!
just burn that car it's easier
Did you know that in the Swiss canton of Schwyz there is an annual competition called “Priisgeglä” where you take a shit in a portapotty and your poop falls down onto a scale and whoever shits the heaviest dump gets awarded with a cowbell?This year’s winner shat a record 318g.
>>202285478it does work but it usually takes time to kick in, like about a month.i'm impatient and i want these people gone ASAP>>202285489>>202285463imagine if americans moved to mexico, formed their own communities, didn't assimilate, didn't learn english, waved american flags everywhere, and blasted american country music in public.imagine the backlash and outcry.
they'd probably get the memo quicker if you beheaded their dog and left it next to a narcomantra
>>202285526>didn't learn englishspanish*
>>202285525this is like that south park episode
>>202285526>imagine if americans moved to mexico, formed their own communities, didn't assimilate, didn't learn english, waved american flags everywhere, and blasted american country music in public.soo... texas? because that's literally how it was founded lmao
>>202285525>record 318g.I swear I've seen bigger shit in public restrooms.
>>202285591the difference is white people create first world civilized countries and mexicans do not.white people create and brown people destroy. it's in their nature.
>this is like that south park episode
why does no one care about the big news event that just happened
i love femoids yes i do!i love femoids how bout you?
>>202285668I haven't seen that show in a long time, what is it about now?
I am dancing something funky AF in my room rn
>>202285683I loooooove love love them to the moon and back!!
>>202285718They only love you when you pay them to though
>>202285745What the fox say!!
>>202285678please talk about it guys
really fucking tempted to post this on their business
>>202285766
>>202285771The vaginally equipped poster reports people for bringing up [redacted]
>>202285786your name is really brian? that name is very common among Mexicans.
>>202285762You would be mistaken!
>>202285745i look like that
>brian loves cuba but hates messsicanswhat?
it's just too bad is all
>>202285826dumb beaners appropriating white culture
>>202285840only for pagan reasons. and cubans are much more chill in general.
why are chuds so against euthanasia
>>202285668zoomers didn't watch south park
>>202285835i look like this
>>202285826brian is latino, rare lore he doesn't want getting out
>>202285828Oh yeah you probably have a mom, you're right
people who watch south park, family guy, american dad, the simpsons, rick and morty, or whatever other adult """comedy""" need to sacrificed to infernal gods
Who is Brian nowIs he that guy who used to post selfies with a pimple face and then changed his diet or something and stopped having them
>>202285893what are your ethnic origins?
sheep tools
Pathetic samefag
>>202285917fake news>>202285957
>>202285954no you retard that was Terry
>>202285916i look like this
>>202285942
they caught him
oh my science, new genshin impact meal at mcdonalds!!
>>202285988didn't 23andme go bankrupt?
>>202285942it's background noise, it doesn't hurt anyone.
>most of the Simpsons is mediocre or unwatchable garbage >A small portion is some of the best animated comedy of all time Huh
SCTV is peak comedy
>>202285954The obese homosexual that spams buttholes
apparently it was another republican
>>202285996Idk that’s why I’m askingI don’t keep up did with that ish
The rich get richer that's the law of the land
>>202285855Mexican fun fact, the more stereotypical a Mexican farmer's name someone has, the more likely they will have white skin, the brown people in the country give foreign names to their children.
why are Republicans so bad at shooting
Im literally putting in my passcode on my phone and the piece of shit switches to touch ID like Im using apple pay
>>202286087who the hell keeps watching that show, someone does if they keep making eepisodes.
>get smoked like a fish at debate>stage another falseflag shootingLMFAOOOOOOOOO
they literally aren't even selling anything good. it's all shitty cheap chinese mass produced products.
>>202285942what about reruns of aqua teen hunger force
>>202286172do you have an iphone se or an old iphone it's been face id for a long time
>>202286184no one even cares lol
>>202286152Kek true. I knew this olmec face goblin in hs named Kevin. There was another Kevin in the class and he had to tell everyone to call him by his surname cause he didn't want to be associated with the lil beaner
>>202286213I hate those stores they always smell funny
>>202286213A little arson outside of business hours never hurt nobody
>>202286213kuromi lol
>>202286229iphone 8
it's over buds
>>202286269that character is very popular with mexican girls, you know what to give to one if you want to fuck her.
>Not a fan of fantasy settings>40k looks fucking kinoHow do I even start with this series?
>>202286353You don’t
>>202286288Quit drinking, quit porn
idk about yall but endlessly blasting your car horn doesn't seem like a great way to attract customers to me
>>202286262the funny thing is that kevin and brian are the equivalent of tyrone in mexico.
>>202286288clean your room wash your dick
>>202286353Watch YouTube video about the universe
gay pedo being BTFO by mariachisMexico doing the lords work
Tried to schedule an entertainment event at my house but had to reschedule This is why I hate organizing and advertising
nobody gives a fuck about what's equivalent in mexico
>>202286277i had one of those, i prefer touch id to face id im still upset they got rid of it>>202286320she lost the popularity poll this year and the kuromi girls lost their minds
>>202286445I find it funny, throw the devil's coconut into the car now!
>>202286437>>202286487it's over for them. the curse i put on them is powerful as fuck. may they suffer and never prosper. i just need to be patient and let it manifest.
>its so over for them, I put more tar in my coconuts
brian's out here having psychic wars with beaner gods and im stuck in the first dimension worrying about my mcdonalds ordernot fair
Blood Angels are the coolest space marines
need to poo poo
Hungry and not hungry at the same time
>>202286539you want me to put you in a coconut too? magick works over long distances.>>202286546they aren't gods. they're subhumans.
>>202286674theyre not even working on the mexicans, why would I be afraid of your coconuts
vgh
>>202286699>tattoosgross
>>202286699post tat
>>202286686it takes time. from the previous times i've done this curse, it has usually manifested in about a month.
>>202286699very few potatoes
>trust the coconuts, 2 more weeks
>>202286722that's his snake tattoo
>>202286699those fries look sad as fuck
>>202284885bunny ear
>>202286713seethe>>202286722slibbery>>202286741ikr, meal deal skimps sometimes >>202286755you remembered me <3
>>202286752
>>202286699Palest fries I ever done seen
>>202286787cool, I like snakes
Those fries look so sad. My frozen ones looked 50x better
>>202286787can you post your feet? i bet they're hairy
>>202286787Harry Potter tier
cooking burgers.
Ryan Wesley Routh
get the manager man
The "democratic" party tried to assassinate Trump AGAIN
i'm deleting snapchat. most guys are terrible at sexting. if i'm sending you full body nudes, face included, with great angles and great lighting, and all i get back in return in some shitty dick pic in some poor lit bedroom, you're a retard.>>202286994he's next on my hit list.
>>202287017ummmm based?
Consuming art makes me feel like I'm doing something Wish I could create art instead
you find better art at goodwill/salvation army then you will at any modern """"""""""""""""""art""""""""""""""""" museum
holy FUCK i love mayo fries
>>202287128try mayochup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aseZBz7YUgU
>>202287103Okay but you don't have to be with overweight hispanics at an art museum
Nigga woke up one day and was like “yup today I’ll get a huge snake in my forearm that’s sick”
attempted assassin was a kamala supporter
Faggots be like yah I suck dick and get my anus destroyed every other day and im addicted to meth and im hiv positive and i groom teen guys on reddit and discord and am a registered sex offender i don't understand why people treat me like im a degenerate pervert???
>>202287153I have yet to find a city art museum without basketball americans or latinx in them
>>202287171none of that applies to me and i'm a homosexual
>>202287145i like when theyre adjacent, but blended is kinda meh imo. i like the balance, the zing of the ketchup on one fry, the cool, suave zang of the mayo on another
Don't reply to me you fucking sick bastard
>>202287171also i would highly recommend reading this book. we are all perverts. not just homosexuals.https://www.amazon.com/Perv-Jesse-Bering-audiobook/dp/B00EA643NA/
Heard someone tried to kill Trump again near Mar-a-Lago, meaning it was probably either a Swiftie or Melania.
>>202287278fk tier shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7oYEtKs7fs
>againWhen was the first time?
Was it really an assassination attempt or just some incel running around with a gun?
starting a business is a massive waste of time and money for 90% of people unless you're selling something very niche and specialized
watchin hasanabis reaction to the newsdamn this nigga have well-thought out perspective
>>202287307yeehaw pardner
>>202286353You go to your local game store and buy a model kit and never let yourself be a secondary /v/ermin tourist.
>>202287330the FBI says it was an assassination attempt
>>202287317Some Pennsylvanian autist tried to shoot him in the head or something and all the Republicans started crying because it's not funny when it happens to them. It might've been karma for trying to kill everyone in Congress, who can say.
>watchin hasanabi
i have million dollar business ideas but i shant be sharing them with you all cause i don't want people to steal them
https://youtu.be/71mQhmicEf8?si=HbwmxuT4UCeYaQc6
>>202287361THERES A BABY DRIVING THAT CAR
>>202287330It's confirmed to be an assassinate attempt by the democratic party (big pharma/corpos party)
>>202287361Xitter is reddit tier
Business idea :Crystal coffee but for men only
>>202287361Remember when they showed BART SIMPSON'S PENIS during the Simpson's Movie? How everyone at 21st Century Fox didn't end up in prison is truly baffling.
>mfw the deep state(city police) detain me for expressing my freedoms(driving under the influence through a school zone during after school Pickup)
>>202287449is it tasty
>hasanabii hate his ape like phenotype
Off to bedGood night bitches
>>202287486The Turk?
>>202287332>very niche and specializedand to people with lots of money who have the need to buy it. A lot of businesses are just self employment though because the tax system favors businesses (at least for now).
>>202287403all mexican music sounds like this. they all have the same types of beats. i don't understand how anyone thinks this sounds good.
Its literally 3:05 pm why you going to bed so early
>>202287527it's just european folk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXeXl6ivG_o
>>202287527it's the funny lyrics that make the song, chud
who griefed my minecraft server
>>202287631*raises paw*
>>202287631what did they do
Momberg said she is not going to make cookies
>>202287679
got a perfect on connections today, i think i earned a nice long goon
>>202287527found the n word>>202287561cajun music sounds similar toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9AepFEEfsQ
what's a good business idea to profit off of chudsrobot sex dolls?
AI can dance to beats better than dumbfuck animals
>>202287727>cajun music sounds similar tooyeah literally it was the europeans who brought this music to the continent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8AWujGuR0
im studying after pizza ^^ >>202287599>>202287599horse>>202284885cute!!>>202284950kill yourself
>>202287874and it's brown m*xicans who blast it loudly in public streets in urban areas
https://x.com/ryanrouthassassins twitterfirst post is literally about haiti
>>202287679you should make them it's easy
>>202286787cool tat!
>>202287921It tastes better when mom makes them
equus
>>202284950lol nobody acknowledges fat posts >>202287961i dont love you anymore
>>202287953true but don't sell yourself short im sure you could do fineyou could even give momberg some of the cookies you made
>>202286699Those fries don't even look cooked
>>202287977:(
>>202287992you look cooked, you big dork
wow
shakashakaYEEHEEshakashakashakashakashaka
>>202287991Why are you siding with momberg
>>202287720what the fuck is a septet?
crazy how - because the Germany is "leading" all the other countries in the EU (taking or making the most money out of it more like) - all Germans think its THEM individually as president of the EU running it. absolutely insane they have no personality, other than sucking the EUs dick
>>202288092do you still hate the EU?
>>202284950i actually havent seen a uk flag in monthsthey must've had their internet nuked idk what a bunch of fags
Chuds be like im not gonna troon out but then they troon out
>>202287918lmao this guy was fucking nuts man
>>202288130i keep telling myself i'll troon out and then i never doweird how it works
Think I have a blister on my toe
>>202285826Mexicans be like>These are my sons, Nezahuacóyotl and Brian
>>202288048it would just be nice, it's a win win. you get cookies and make momberg happy. it's nice for her baby boy to show some appreciation sometimes
>>202288164yeah lol
I'm not gonna troon out.....ACK!
thread themehttps://youtu.be/RCtMT8vlM6o?si=3ZhFIPwr5zhGaF2q
i troon out by watching slice of life, every man needs a lil femininity balance in their life
>>202288156cause you know you'll never be a woman
ratpedo and brian linked upneed it or keep it
it's funny hearing the youtube ads in between the beaners' music outside
>>202288092Imagine life this much in your imagination.
thoughts?
>>202288233i ship their bromance 100%
some guy and his kid got naked after they saw me naked at the gym locker roomthe power of social influence
are ze Germans coming? #to defend their precious EU
>>202288261
The instant I reach my retirement goal, I'm moving to Provence in France.The US is getting too chuddy for my blood.
>>202288299me on the left
Brian is fat
>>202288338and a pedo
>>202288356and eats poop
boys start puberty at 8 years old. a fact of nature most people hate to admit.
I have never watched anything related to MtGdeath to youtube, mashillah
>>202288261are they edible? i wonder how long one could feed a family for. if i had to guess the pelt was used for shelter and maybe as a coat by natives
>>202288301Why do leftoids always run away to white capitalist countries and not a brown or black socialist paradise?
the only people fat is above are pedophiles imagine the only people you are above being pedophiles because you are so low
>>202288392> southern france> white
the music that plays when you become the main characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNj2TRTrTnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKKrOTCn4jUthis is what California is about
>>202288388>raditional hunters used all parts of the walrus.[93] The meat, often preserved, is an important winter nutrition source; the flippers are fermented and stored as a delicacy until spring; tusks and bone were historically used for tools, as well as material for handicrafts; the oil was rendered for warmth and light; the tough hide made rope and house and boat coverings; and the intestines and gut linings made waterproof parkas. While some of these uses have faded with access to alternative technologies, walrus meat remains an important part of local diets,[94] and tusk carving and engraving remain a vital art form.
>>202288412driving?
>me, a mexican, when brian approaches with a weird sticky coconut
>>202288412these videos are good for background noise/visuals
>>202288392leftists know diversity is a weakness and creates shithole societies that's why they avoid them
>>202288412wow i want to move to california now
>>202288436that weird sticky coconut can make your fucking head explode
>>202288460fuck off we're full
>>202288463how come you're still complaining about the Mexican Chads having fun while you incel walk around with your incel cocunuts
>>202288436how can i find this with sound
>>202288460you are welcome but only if you take the shitty jobs that white people don't want
>that weird sticky coconut can make your fucking head explodethis nigga is literally retarded, lmao
these sports drinks dont taste like blue flavor straight away now. tastes like weird water
>>202288483they're not having fun. their business is just wage slavery with extra steps. they sit around all day long hoping someone will buy their shitty chinese plastic products.you'd have more luck begging on the streets as a homeless person. >>202288526you don't know the power of afro-caribbean sorcery
>you'd have more luck begging on the streets as a homeless person.shhhhh brian, dont let them know your side hustle
>>202288545>they sit around all day long hoping someone will buy their shitty chinese plastic products.well they're still out there, why hasn't their head exploded or at least why hasn't your magic made their speaker quit working lol
puppoose
>>202288579>>202286752
>>202288598careful he's gonna put out a curse to try and murder you like he did to some canadian a few weeks ago
>>202288616his curses dont do shit
holy shit all the hotels in Burlington Vermont are expensive af
>>202288630so it seems so it seems
i need to go someone will have to make the new at 310 bye
>>202288653cya dawg
>the homosexual acting all superior and racist like he wouldn't be lined up against the wall right next to browns in a conservative white dictatorship. All that butt sex and meth really makes them stupid doesn't have it
>>202288653no don't leave
>>202288653its mexico day, today we say hasta luego
>>202288678umm sweetie it's leftists who broadly murder people who have good political opinions. the right never does that
This retarded auto correct is getting to me
>>202288689kys
It's raining again.
I have a sore throat since this morning. What is cum's recommended for OTC medicine?
i should fix my broken back window
>>202288764lucky you
Go back to spamming buttholes you dumb homo. Your bant is low iq
Unironic quesrion is trump ded?
almost got into an accident today
>>202288799I'm straight, but I would not be bothered at all if I saw two men kissing.
kill yourself fat
>>202288821what happened, gib deets
>>202288833fell asleep for a second and had to brake real hard
thoughts on my drip?
>>202288830so you're not straight
>>202288436what happened here?
>>202288771Medicated lozenges
>>202288861Where is the cool daddy shorts
new~~ dayo~~>>202288854>>202288854>>202288854
