wetherspoons should do delivery
>>202269010Haha
Greng edish
>>202269062Prove you are in Canada and not in your smelly Chester bedroom
pengrim
doing a crap
>Pair of white trainers>Pair of black sportier trainers>Pair of brown boots>Pair of smarter black bootsDon't really see why you'd ever need anything else desu
>>202269093
>>202269025200 years from now the average Britain will be 1/8th Indian, 1/16th black, and 13/16ths whiteand it will unironically be a better place for it, far more attractive people than the current lot
separating the wheat from the chaff
why does it take multiple days after diarrheoa to start pooing again?
>>202269125Oxfords Hiking shoes/bootsRunning shoesFlat bottomed shoes for lifting Rubber boots for gardening Sandals House slippers Here we need insulated boots for the hellish winters
grooming gangs but white lads going after Muslim puss
>>202269201No thanks
>>202269146>Cheap looking novelty passportLol Adam
>>202269146let me in
It angers me that north americans are free to enjoy weed and weed products legally while we're stuck with nothing but alcohol. Honestly think it will be another 20+ years before it's legal here, such is the backwardness of the system (and old people).
>>202269201that's what colonisation was
>>202269146Tu parles français, ami? tu es Québécois?
>The first episode of season 1, Murder by the Book, premiered on this date 53 years ago. Directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jack Cassidy and Martin Milner.
>>202269125I have>grey running trainers>ecru canvas trainers>green gazelles>actual running trainers>weightlifting shoes x3>dark brown leather chelsea boots, commando sole>tobacco suede chukka boots>dark brown suede chelsea boots>black oxfords>dark brown leather grain loaferssimple as
>>202269154Do people really get better looking over time?Reckon it's pretty consistent across populations genetically speaking, what makes the difference is lifestyle choices (eg not being fat fuck).On that front (lifestyle) it's not looking good, not to mention the fact that our population is aging
>I've spent more than £25,000 transforming my home and now my millionaire landlord is kicking me out - it's outrageous >spending 25k on a rented househow can you be this thick
>>202269243it's simply not something most people really care about
>>202269201We literally did that constantly from about the years 1600 - 1950
>>202269215Hey don't make fun of our passports
hello clarice
girl at work just casually announces her boyfriend is addicted to painkillers
any ganja smoking rastamans in?
Why is it that racists are always on average the most physically ugly people in any given society?It's always the grimmest segment of any given race that claims to represent the ubermensch
>>202269334yes mate big up hallie sallsee
>>202269334literally listening to Bob Marley's Jamming as I read this
Is it weird that I've never had my passport stamped. Whenever I go abroad they never stamp it. Don't know what all the pages in it are for
next non-white person i see is getting a glare
>>202269258No my French is terrible I need to learn >>202269241Not up to me sorry buddy
>>202269354they only do it if you're the kind of cringelord that asks them to
>>202269365Look in the mirror
>>202269341not meI'm very handsome and very racist
>>202269288They care enough to make sure it remains illegal though.
she wants a man from brum
>>202269388you having a laugh are ya mate?
>>202269349>>202269351nice
>>202269406thats me
italian gf
>>202269392Being racist makes you ugly as the constant hateful scowling changes your face
>>202269247>>202269292Wish we could go back to the old days
>>202269428cute
>>202269354No I was just lamenting that they don't stamp mine anymore while while taking that picture to prove myself to anonymous schizo>>202269243We can also get magic mushrooms from (illegal) dispensaries in most cities since the police don't raid them anymore
used to really be into the saddle club when i was young. parentbergs thought i was gay.
dae drop they spaghetti in front of they 3dpd waifu??
>Horrific moment woman discovers giant rat staring up at her from the toilet while she was using ithttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13852427/Horrific-moment-woman-discovers-giant-rat-staring-toilet-using-it.html
Inoculating some grain
Me personally? Have a racist smug expression on my face all the time that drives the ladies wild.
Racists only breed amongst their own kind (very narrow gene pool), drink heavy, smoke heavy, are angry much more frequently than normal people, and hold a heart constantly full of hate towards everyone slightly different to themselves It would be extremely weird if they're weren't all ugly orc looking freaks with missing teeth.
>>202269470HELLO WORLD
>>202269354They stamp it for Europe since Brexit
>>202269354depends which countries you go tothey stamped mine when i went to the USthey stamp it in EU though that will change soonsome places are digital - i dont get my passport stamped when go to HK
arsing mine own arse
>>202269493have you seen that webm of a toilet seat being lifted and there's a bloke at the bottom of it looking up with a mask on? cracks me up and this reminded me of it
pooing some wee out of my dick
Me? More of a smug racist. Don't hate any particular group or anyone because of their race, I just know I am better. Feel it in my bones. Don't see the need to be mean or rude to other people just because I am superior though.
>>202269523You know you don't have to post your meltdowns here Just punch your own walls without us knowing then come back when you've settled down
>>202269527this is meeee...
the zesty mandem is coming for you rorke
>>202269191>Flat bottomed shoes for liftingyou should lift weights nude
Cute guy on grindr is flirting with me
>>202269125>>Pair of white trainersWhat brand though
eight more people died trying to cross the channel lads
we're all gonna die one daywe don't have infinite time
>>202269649I just have some white nike airforces
>>202269669bro on that 16 year old philosophy grind fr
>>202269669what happens to me after the body dies?
>>202269612the show was a bit gay to be into if you're a lad but i watched it a fair bit too because i had nothing better to do, why did you like it?
>>202269654don't care
>>202269646wont be so cute when hes trying to shove his knob up your poohole
>>202269428>braces
>>202269694His profile says he's a vers bottom so I'll be doing that I think lad
dae live on a space rock and is made of star dust???
>>202269683dork academia
>>202269686onfoenem>>202269687go to heaven
>>202269712oh right as you were then
lads will see a hairy pooey arsehole and be like corrr scran
>>202269727gottem
Job interview next week. Haven't had one in 5 years, reckon I've forgotten how to do one and I'll cock it up somehow
Musk and freaks like him talk about civil war in the UK.If there's a civil war here it'll be between the Hindus and Muslims, not between Whites and non-Whites.These monged up foreign losers don't know shit.
don't have to worry as much about wasting my time because i'm genetically engineered and will live for approximately 450 years
>>202269772>>202269595
>>202269741they’ll see a clump of poo and arse hair and be like ‘oooo with bits!!’
>>202269688why wouldnt i? not gay at all now is it?
Need a cock in my holes PRONTO
>>202269807bit gay
catberg staring at methink she's spoiling for a scrap
>>202269640I barely lift anything need to get going properly
got a hawaiin shirt on for no good reasongoing full dodgy uncle today
>>202269741what about all the women who do exactly the same about men's arses?
>>202269768I'm terrible at interviewsinteracting with turbo normies makes me nervous
I'm a watermelon slammed into your drivewayCrack me open so I feel the air inside me
Maxed my Lifetime ISA for the year de lads
how many jobs has AI made obsolete now?i genuinely reckon politicians should be kicked out on their arse and put a computer in charge
poopiter is in retrograde lads
>>202269861medal's in the post boringlad
>>202268825never mind, apparently the "winner" was offered 10k to go on a boat trip with the tranny lolI misremembered things, saw it when I was a kid
preferred the old school asmr where it was just tapping and doctors office roleplay none of this weird gimpy virgin sex shit with half naked women shoving their tongue down your earholes
pus oozing out me toenail
>>202269862no self respecting manager is ever going to trust an ai with any job even resembling some kind of authority or importance
>>202269741Yeah except without the poo
what am i supposed to do if i dont have any goals or desires
>>202269929Recognise that simplicity and comfort is a goal or desire and work towards that
>>202269929a poo
>>202269929die
>>202269929Chillax
>>202269902
Wow that's worse than Chicago.That's crazy, you guys are fucked
>>202269929become an investor
men see a womans pooey arse and fish stinking bloody flaps and be like "I need to rub my face on this now!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9eCKY4ttcIhaunting.
>>202269929we need to get you onto the GP pronto ladget you sorted with some SSRIs and 6 sessions of cognitive behavioural therapy (on the PC)
get the blogs bloody posted
>>202270019based BJM fan
Boggles my mind to think I could well be posting here right now with people too young to remember the 2000s. The fucking 2000s.
>>202270011women are clean and hygeinic, and don't sweat, chud
how do you cook pork steak
>>202270077was my childhooda good era by all means
worst part about staying up to fix my sleep schedule is it highlights just how terrible my life is, sleep is my only respite from the horror that is every waking minute
lets get the first drink poured then
>>202270083>women are clean and hygeiniclol, clearly you have never lived with women
>>202270019fucking love this band, not heard this one before either quality quality rec
ooof hoodie seasonbeen buying hoodies all day no indian summer this year
neighbour who lives a few doors down has the chad embrace and dresses quite grungey, and while he isn't attractive, he just oozes a SEX aura. might try this style instead of dressing like an office slave
>>202270134lived in multiple varied flatshares actuallythe ones with females are always much cleaner and nicer smellingi was once in a 6 bed of all men and it was rank
limmy on the verge of suicide lads
>>202270164i'm a grotty cunt but got zero sex appeal
>>202270131...yh
>>202270077i dont even remember last week mate
>>202270186man just needs to get back on the alcohol and jollymax
>>202270186Needs to get his arse shagged
>>202270186not a big fan of his comedy burnistoun is just strange
gonna buy a suit and start walking around my shithole in it
>>202270215I'm gay and this image just made me vomit
alcohol's such a fine line between casual jolliness and staggering back from a offie at 6AM with a bottle of vodka
Sir Keir Starmer.
>>202270283jollibee?
>>202270215would love to have a munch on tha
>>202270313you can't post that
need to declutter my flatone setteeone chairone deskone tellytwo laptopsone lighttwo shelvesone bookcasethat's all i need i reckonthe rest of it is just noise
>>202270323Jolliness is a characteristic of being happy and lighthearted. Santa Claus is said to express his jolliness with a cheerful "Ho ho ho!"
my gf is a disaster most of the timeAlmost need to lock her in the house to get her to wash and fold all her laundry
love a bit of mid 90s post-hardcore / early emonone of that shit popstar metal screaming bullshit of 2000s/2010s fake emo, but real heroin addict suicidal late 20s lads screaming from genuine deep psychological distress
>>202270131Good way of putting it :(
>>202270186haha KILL JESTER mate hahahaha kilo of feathers *does a puzzled face* hahaha classic!
>>202270313Evil little austerity loving neoliberal capitalist and slave to Israel. He's not a socialist he's David Cameron 2.0.
>>202270143I find that the best songs are the less popular ones than you might have heard somewhere else or on spotify so I always make an effort to find the most obscure and least popular versions. That was from the singles collection.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STCQvsryJeE
>>202270215Meaty fanny on that lass. Could be my breakfast, lunch and dinner.
>>202270401And he's your Lord.
>>202270414Uhm, no he's not actually
>>202270313don't get it
>>202270443this is rorke?
I'm back, good to see the spainpaedo meltdown is overHe needs locked up, vile creature
SIR KID STARVER
>>202270370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef83KyeQbxE
>>202270370what are your favourites then
i just dont like genitals full stop horrid little stinky sticky things
>>202270459he makes you have a tantrum
Tell me, was becoming a 30 year old virgin part of your plan?
>>202270347>>202270347>two laptops
>202270459Funny it actually just started up again when you returned and started talking about him out of nowhere
>>202270500one for work and one not for work
>>202270517dont have a tantrum dtfic
lost my virginity at 28
>>202270370can't help but associate this genre with glasses wearing redditors with beards
it has begun
>>202270541good for you
>>202270500reckon he's a '?
got horny and had a wank lolspaffed a fair amount, some dripped down my balls and onto my thighs
>>202270406will give it a listen, thanks la x
>>202270482https://youtu.be/_Fd75JDPUJ8?si=ApYvIgJHa0A0G0Z_
>>202270584Why are you telling us?
alright lads
Sir Two Tier Sit Down Here You Big Queer You Must Fear Wank Them Near I Will Sneer Covid Beer Ten More Years Kid Starver Queer Harmer Poo Barmer Shit Farter Rorke Raper Piss Taker Cock Liker KIER STARMER
>>202270370was just listening to jawbreaker earlier
inane blogs about not having lost your virginity are so fucking gay and lame i can't stand them
>>202270485ktim
>>202270645
>>202269154There isnt a huge amount of racial mixing
>>202270019Based
>>202270645all that effort and then you spell his name wrong
was it all a waste? was it all a waste?
Indian lasses fannies
SOMEBODY MAKE A FUCKING POST THENBASTARDS
>Sunday>One day of the week people have a load of free time>Shut all the shops early so you can't do anythingYeah nice one. Great idea this is. No wonder kids are out stabbing each other and smoking meth.
sheep are so dumb lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guEyxTpevFo
>>202270733brown and grim
>>202270793Nobody in the UK does meth
>>202270799They can't flip themselves, don't be mean
A perfect Sunday for me is going to the butcher and getting a huge piece of meat to roast later in the day while I prepare all manner of delicious side dishes
>>202270860crazy to think he only has days to live before being horribly slaughtered
>>202270882blog on you boring fool
>>202270836Sounds like there's a gap in the market then
>>202270901bit rude la'
Some guy offered to buy me a dinner yesterday, he gave me his business card and asked me to give him a whatsapp. I looked up his companies website and I think he used to be MI6, it's a private security contractor company and he had spent 20 years doing "military intelligence " for the British government.
>>202270882Ah love murdering and butchering innocent animals just for a quick few moments of sadistic pleasure when their decaying corpse touches your tongue do we?Don't forget to also burn the corpse before consumption to avoid parasite eggs hatching inside you!
>>202270901I also like to open a nice bottle of wine from my growing collection. Usually this is all accompanied by a tasteful selection of music, too. This afternoon I'm probably going to make a curry, though.
Reckon there's some absolute freaks that post here
>>202270897Bolt to the head. Could be worse
why are sundays so depressing
>>202271005>>202270793
hannibal leafter in the house
>>202270952I don't kill them myself but yeah I do actually lolSometimes I'll cook seafood while it's still alive, too.
Rorke's whip
>>202270995
>>202270952You dont murder them at the butchers leftypol
Need Priti Patel to fart in my mouth desu senpai baka
>>202271023yt ppl love this shit
whos watching the ol' Dota then
>>202269025>>202269055>>202269062>>202269092>>202269104Fuck off 190 you evil ghoul
Do prostitutes have a workers union or anything like that? Can they go on strike if punters are unpleasant or if they feel wages are too low?
>>202271070I am not 190 and I even posted proof in this thread you spastic retard
>>202271060It was a lovely throw to be fair
For me, it's the black keys
>>202271072Yeah mate of course they do x
ffs all the local prossies on are stike
>>202271029Evil, hope you go to purgatory and experience exactly what you did to those poor animals, being repeatedly boiled alive.
>>202271097Yeah not gonna lie it was fun to watch
>>202270947obviously a gay man trying to shjag you
>>202271108love every song simple as
>>202271120Fair pay for a fair fuck
I really want to see youReally want to be with youReally want to see you, LordBut it takes so long, my Lord
*enters /brit/*https://youtu.be/kI_oLpvQ5d4?feature=shared&t=14
No more snorting coke off my arse unless I get a bump too
>>202271120dont think i could ever bring myself to fuck a prostitiuteimagine how many niggerdicks and decrepit old coffin dodger dicks have been in theremight as well be eating food you found in a city-center bingrim grim grim
>>202271185You one of those chinese contortionists?
so wheres Mousey?
>>202271023very aesthetic desu
>>202271072i think in some western european hellholes they actually do
>>202271120What are their demands?Bit like Lysistrata
>>202271209up my bum x
>>202271183corr yes
>>202271209scottish mafia finally got him
>>202271198You think the average gf hasn't experimented?
Fighting the urge to go to the corner shop and buy ciggies, energy drinks and spicy snacks
>>202271266wouldnt know mate, my gf was a virgin until we met
virtual anonymous pub
any former scout here?do scouts do kayaking?
Saddens me to think at least 2 posters here are known to have diedMihai (the Romanian bender) and Ulster (famed for that meme of him wearing a tie and walking towards the camera)RIP big fellas.
if one more WHORE on hinge asks me "why the long face" im going to lose it
>>202271289She says
>>202271209It's /cum/'s weekend with him. We have him next week x
>>202271304is this bait?
goign afk in my mutliplayer onlinegame to be with you guys :)
>>202271198>imagine how many niggerdicksCOOORRRRR
Mm, mm (Gurur Brahma)Mm, mm (Gurur Vishnu)Mm, mm (Gurur Devo)Mm, mm (Maheshwarah)
>>202271289>my gf was a virgin until we metAHAHAHAHAAAbelieved that did you? you dolt. total fucking muppet.
>>202271330:')
in america prostitutes call anal "greek">greek is extra!is something you'll see in their adseating pussy is called "dining at the Y" or "DATY" presumably because of the shape of the letter Y
EVERYONE IS SMOKING... crack
Stick your “storm shadow” toys up your butts!
>>202271123Gonna cry? I will continue to eat all kinds of creatures prepared for maximum gustatory satisfaction for the rest of my life and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>202271322no?
>>202271368prossiers do that here too
got the senny 650's on
>>202271382Please Ivan drop a nuke on Chicago
>>202271398well then you're obviously a bit of a newcunt then. the lad in the tie isnt ulster
All of us have a homosexual part of 25%, which I also have. The only thing is that I, after a profound examination, have realised that my homosexual part is lesbian.
*rapes you and gets out in eight months*
>>202271382nobody in the UK cares about Russia You're just a snowy version of Africa, of the Congo.You have the same crime/violence/corruption/drug use/AIDs infection rate/constant wars as any other sub-saharan jungle nation.
dey milking a horse
>>202271446He's served his debt to society, get him housed and on benefits so he doesn't reoffend.
>Vance claims he and Trump have to "create stories" about migrants eating cats and dogs "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people.">There is then some awkward dead air as Bash tries to highlight the absurdity of what he just saidinsane how Trump so easily threw away his lead by picking this absolute sputtering retard as his running mate
>>202271304did mihai really die?
>>202271434been here since before you could walk
>>202271492no proof so its anyones guesshis last few posts were very melancholy
De lads
>>202271506ok you're just retarded then
>>202271492yes, from a drug OD.
>>202271530Didnov Askatol
make the new
>>202271553why did you have a melty earlier
opened my chromebook for the first time in two yearsquite a cool little device truth be told but i have essentially no use for it
>>202271530Guessing this image is from some sort of video game but I've no clue what point you're trying to make
A new? At this hour?Preposterous.
a hair system
pakis... >_<
will you be cremated or buried
>>202271589can't use just use chrome os on a regular laptop using a usb flash drive or somethingi'm sure i read that
>>202271655getting myself cryogenically frozen
>>202271530reckon this post would be quite funny to those who know what game that isalas I do not
>>202271587Where >>202271589Werent those basically just very slow low quality Google versions of the new Macs with arm chips?
>>202271655no
>>202271684whoah slow down there walt disney
>>202271698you started spamming loli and gay porn
>>202271662there's chromeos flex but i think might be a bit of a dead project
>>202271655Thrown in the woods with a stick to defend myself from wild badgers
That is such a brutal pic
>>202271746>>202271746
new>>202271770>>202271770>>202271770
